Never Do This To A Judge!

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  • @insertgenericname2623
    @insertgenericname2623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20944

    "stand up for the judge"
    Crippled people: "shi-"

    • @mubarakmohamud8723
      @mubarakmohamud8723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      💀

    • @Minelaughter
      @Minelaughter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      💀

    • @anomaly_echelon7994
      @anomaly_echelon7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      💀

    • @James-bw7rk
      @James-bw7rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

      If you're in a wheel chair or otherwise unable to stand- the court already knows and makes allowances

    • @Lauzuna
      @Lauzuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@James-bw7rk Thanks for the information!

  • @ajm5007
    @ajm5007 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I was in court (as an attorney) when one of the parties (not my client) referred to the judge as "Your Excellency." The judge laughed it off, and said, "'Your Honor' or just 'Judge' will be fine, sir."

    • @MARIUS2776
      @MARIUS2776 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s what British judges want to be called. Irked the fuck out of me to call another man that.

  • @dancingwolfcraft5751
    @dancingwolfcraft5751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6598

    Imagine getting the death sentence cause you said dude

    • @sneedle252
      @sneedle252 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      It's ridiculous. The law is supposed to be impartial. If the judge is incapable of maintaining impartiality, they shouldn't be in their position.

    • @appy6735
      @appy6735 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Do u get punished in school for disrespecting teachers
      Like dude u r supposed to respect people specially in a place of public law inforcement...
      Like why acting like a civilized human is too difficult for you

    • @xamislimelight8965
      @xamislimelight8965 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@appy6735 For the same reason typing properly is difficult for you. If you think its okay for people to get in legal issues because they called someone "dude" then you're the problem here, not the everday mannerisms working people use. Dude.

    • @appy6735
      @appy6735 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@xamislimelight8965 Dude....do u call your dad Dude or mom
      Maybe you do
      U don't go around and randomly call people dude right.... atleast normal people don't
      We address people in responsible positions with respect
      Again I am talking about normal people...sorry u r not one of them

    • @xamislimelight8965
      @xamislimelight8965 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@appy6735 at least* you* are* Bro, we say shit all the time, cuz. Let me break it down for ya, son; we use these terms as easily as we breathe air, man. Calling someone dude, isn't disrespectful, dude. What is disrespectful, is assuming I'm abnormal because of how I talk to people, mate. You get what I'm saying, buddy?
      Also, little tip, friend. When trying to lecture some one, it's better to type properly, dude.

  • @Catthew29
    @Catthew29 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Accidentally called her “your majesty” once

    • @bigdee8189
      @bigdee8189 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can call me Your Majesty!! I'd love it!! My head (both of them) would get big quick!! 🤣🤣

    • @magicschoolbusdropout7743
      @magicschoolbusdropout7743 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@bigdee8189brother WHATTT

    • @thedebatehitman
      @thedebatehitman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think that Ricky did that once on _Trailer Park Boys._

    • @Delaora
      @Delaora 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@magicschoolbusdropout7743niggas outta pocket 💀

    • @kgmmexicogarcia9152
      @kgmmexicogarcia9152 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bigdee8189you the homie we can’t let around when the bad ones come around 😂

  • @WIZardO1O1O1
    @WIZardO1O1O1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Pro tip: Don’t stay seated and run out of court they can’t find you guilty if they can’t find you.

    • @JJ-cy2fi
      @JJ-cy2fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Funny. They still can though.

    • @xcept7355
      @xcept7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JJ-cy2fi be good and they wont

    • @WhiteAnims2
      @WhiteAnims2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xcept7355 It's does not work like that though, law is law not like a looney toons type of thing

    • @tigerhorn2954
      @tigerhorn2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man going to get someone tazed.

    • @darkbreaf7356
      @darkbreaf7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm 🤔 what if they tracked you down online the first time and you pull this what would you do to stay hidden and not be cought

  • @sh21dow
    @sh21dow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    I never imagined to take lessons about the law from saul goodman tbh

    • @nathandeblock2802
      @nathandeblock2802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love these videos keep up the good work

    • @WFly101
      @WFly101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saul Goodman? Are you high?

    • @WFly101
      @WFly101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Be honest.

    • @FiReLScar
      @FiReLScar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Saul Goodman is a good lawyer, he may have no morals, but that only makes him better

    • @CaptainMez0
      @CaptainMez0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WFly101 r/woosh

  • @nunyabiznez6381
    @nunyabiznez6381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4323

    I was arrested many years ago and stood there listening to the proceedings at my arraignment then the judge asked if I had any questions. I politely requested my bail be reduced from $10,000 to $9999.99 since that was the threshold at the county jail for more comfortable housing and the one cent difference would make no difference in my ability to be bailed out. The judge asked why I should get the better accommodations and I said it wasn't so much the accommodations as it was that the lower security wing distributed 8 books per month per inmate whereas the higher security wing only distributed 2 books per month and I liked to read. The judge ordered my bail be reduced by one cent over the objections of the prosecuting attorney. Then the judge thanked me for informing him of the disparity of reading material access between the different tiers of cell blocks and said he would make an enquiry.
    Weeks later I stood before the same judge having just pled guilty and the judge declared his intention to sentence me to 2 years in prison followed by 5 years on probation. He again asked me if I had any questions and I politely asked if he would reconsider and eliminate the probation and I was prepared to do additional time in prison if need be. He said "Since you asked so nicely I will honor your request." He then changed the sentence to 2 years and one day in prison followed by no probation. I was released 9 months later with no further obligation to the state proving that if you present yourself well and are polite and have the right attitude you can improve your situation when speaking in a court.

    • @pineappler6473
      @pineappler6473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +938

      Stop getting in trouble 💀

    • @skk..
      @skk.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      man, lucky

    • @jxyden95
      @jxyden95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Now thats exactly the kind of thing he's talking about. Great life lesson.

    • @puglife4sho861
      @puglife4sho861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      what did you do

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The Rule of Law functions when it's respected and upholded. Thank you for sharing.

  • @luriyoramthang6901
    @luriyoramthang6901 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "I know your innocent but remember that one time you called me 'dude'?"

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Not even honorable dude, just dude.”

  • @dantecastrejon3970
    @dantecastrejon3970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5953

    Imagine a judge ignoring the justice system simply because his feelings were hurt

    • @prasnikar9465
      @prasnikar9465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It probably happenes
      Judges are gay anyways

    • @konstan128
      @konstan128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Contempt of court is a C R I M E and the judge has the every right to put you in jail, give you a fine and etc.

    • @jamieprice23
      @jamieprice23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      @@konstan128 and there's the problem

    • @konstan128
      @konstan128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@jamieprice23 It might be a problem but it isn't illegal as the comment says.

    • @tetsutetsu7206
      @tetsutetsu7206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      @@konstan128 “you called me dude and that hurt my feelings, 15 years in jail for you”

  • @romanboi3115
    @romanboi3115 ปีที่แล้ว +3385

    The fact a judge can ruin you even if you are 100% innocent shows the power they have, and how they need a check on their power. Most Judges are Lawyers on the peak of their career and ego

    • @joegon6278
      @joegon6278 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      Why dose everyone forget that major crimes outcome is determined by jury and not the judge? The jury determines guilt ,the judge gives the sentence according to what the law is. Judges don't write the laws. So their power is checked by lawmakers aka the state and federal government. You know that whole checks and balances system our government has is to keep any one entity from having too much power is there for this very reason.

    • @romanboi3115
      @romanboi3115 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joegon6278 The judge can hold a jury prisoner until it delivers a guilty verdict if its a hung Jury. Or swap them out for a more pliable group. Plus, if the jury hands down a guilty verdict, that gives the Judge supreme power to screw you, or to give you a light slap. For example, if I have a judge who is my buddy, he can give me practically no sentence, while a judge who is my enemy can lock me up forever if they so wished. It happens all the time, because the constitution got put through the shredder a long time ago.

    • @jstered
      @jstered ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@joegon6278 Most people accused of a crime (around 80-90% if I remember correctly, could totally be wrong on that) end up taking a plea bargain instead of going to trial, which just eliminates the need for a jury and essentially allows the judge to have full say in what they want to do with you (given the min/max punishment ranges for the crime). Sometimes it can be very unreal.
      A good example is if you got caught with possession of an illegal substance. Let’s say, psychedelic mushrooms, for example.
      In the state that I live in, it’s a Class D felony to be in possession of that (less than 35 grams). That means that you could be sentenced 1-7 years for just simple possession of shrooms. If the judge wanted to, the dude could sentence you for 7 years over that small possession. Of course you aren’t actually going to serve the full 7, but the fact that it’s still possible to be sentenced that long for a non-violent, small possession crime is insane.

    • @nanifa6082
      @nanifa6082 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me you're an entitled 15 year old brat without telling me you're an entitled 15 year old brat

    • @joegon6278
      @joegon6278 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jstered 100% agree with you that some of the laws carry some over the top sentence ranges, but remember that those ranges are set by the state and federal government not the judges themselves, in most states though (like where I live) non violent crimes you only serve from 30% to 40% and even then those will often be reduced. If we don't like how laws are written we have to take it up with the lawmakers, that's how many states were able to make marijuana laws more lax because of people pushing to change the laws.

  • @Goodpatron
    @Goodpatron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4552

    Judges have overly sensitive ego's. That's for damn sure. 🤦

    • @steveh5307
      @steveh5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stfu. then talk sht and disrespect him at his place of business. Idiot. 🤦‍♂️

    • @DisturbedGeneration
      @DisturbedGeneration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      True. They take all that power. And then they play a game..

    • @oldarthurmorgan6319
      @oldarthurmorgan6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fr

    • @potassiumchloride2542
      @potassiumchloride2542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Because they are judge lol, not some random dude on the street. They should be treated with respect or you are going to jail ahahahha

    • @rayoflight39
      @rayoflight39 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potassiumchloride2542 fuck judges

  • @blackheartgaming6121
    @blackheartgaming6121 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love how you have to legally stand up for all judges when most of them are corrupt

  • @Phosfit
    @Phosfit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Is it honorable to give a harsher sentence to someone because you don’t like them? Is that a mistrial?

    • @EvanPilb
      @EvanPilb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bad manners wont help, just a simple thing

    • @taoliu3949
      @taoliu3949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No. Judges have leeway when it comes to sentencing, and as they stick with the guidelines the sentence is good to go.

    • @khanhnguyen-tt3ff
      @khanhnguyen-tt3ff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      contempt of court is a law

    • @bananaman4613
      @bananaman4613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Being nice and have them respect you can definitely help you out but just because they dont like you doesnt mean they can do what they want with you

    • @Monkey-si2uo
      @Monkey-si2uo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are videos of people adding months on a person's sentence for saying fuck you it's ridiculous

  • @f-puppet
    @f-puppet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    The judge isn't God, why is there so much reverence to these guys

    • @randomname2437
      @randomname2437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      He can send you to God tho

    • @JohnRollercoasterJr
      @JohnRollercoasterJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Because corrupt legal system

    • @eeeeee8762
      @eeeeee8762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let’s desecrate through reverence then

    • @fernandoloch3779
      @fernandoloch3779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@randomname2437 didn't expect to read this lol

    • @KGH3000
      @KGH3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theodenednew8874 lol wat? Republicans are the party of "law and order" and respecting tradition, authority figures, etc. The left wants massive changes to the justice system, the center and the right want it to stay the same or become even more traditional

  • @someonesomewhere1100
    @someonesomewhere1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I got a ticket for a bogus reason onetime, and I went to court to fight it. The judge used all these law terms I had no idea what they were because I'd never been to court before. So I said I'm sorry your honor I don't understand what that means. He got so pissed he started yelling and fined me $300 😒

    • @pbuh247
      @pbuh247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lucky he didn't give you the chair!

    • @Mhel2023
      @Mhel2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yeah I wish they'd just talk regular and their forms were worded in everyday English .... but then I wouldn't need a lawyer 🧐

    • @slimeyolo
      @slimeyolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Someone was having a bad day (the judge)

    • @someonesomewhere1100
      @someonesomewhere1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@slimeyolo forreal! I think it made him more mad cause I was young and started to cry when he yelled at me 🤣🤣
      His wife must be cheating on him lmfaoo 🤷‍♀️

    • @JarrettD12
      @JarrettD12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judges are seriously the biggest pussies alive

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Imagine being innocent and you accidentally say dawg to a judge with an opinion that’s to high of themselves💀

  • @victormoreno6680
    @victormoreno6680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Remember folks: The only one allowed to be a jerk in court is the judge.

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enough idiots give them flack that going up and being polite goes WAY further than most people realize.

    • @LtCptAmerica
      @LtCptAmerica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Also don’t forgot Guilty until proven innocent

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@LtCptAmerica wait till you see the correlation between sentencing and time of day. Justice isn't as blind as we'd like it to be.

    • @danielstohr6391
      @danielstohr6391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sadly the law system is still stuck in medieval ages.

    • @tacticalhobbit7526
      @tacticalhobbit7526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielstohr6391 and it should stay that way

  • @5tyyu
    @5tyyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I think these age old traditions need to an end. Judge is a human not some God

    • @jamese5936
      @jamese5936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's the only way to control the court room. Multiple lives are on the line here. But perhaps "Your Honor" should just be changed to "Judge" because some of them do not deserve the title Your Honor.

    • @DrRespect03q
      @DrRespect03q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is called respect. If you don't have it that is your problem. That judge is able to give you whatever sentence they preffer.

    • @HelloTher1313
      @HelloTher1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@DrRespect03q yeah, and that's an incredibly flawed and outdated system. Also, the issue we are talking about is that "your honor" is an outdated title, it's not a matter of respect but an issue of outdated language.

    • @DrRespect03q
      @DrRespect03q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@HelloTher1313 what is problem with being respectful. That is probably not even any kind of system. It is just way of being polite. Anyways what would you call judge then?

    • @HelloTher1313
      @HelloTher1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DrRespect03q the part about it being a broken system was replying to last sentence in your comment. As for the matter of respect, you aren't understanding what I'm saying, but I don't understand why you aren't understanding, so I can't help you understand.

  • @paulwestmoreland8498
    @paulwestmoreland8498 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    Fortunately I've never been in front of one of those power tripping, pretentious judges. Never understood how they are afforded so much respect when it isn't earned.

    • @Victor-tl4dk
      @Victor-tl4dk ปีที่แล้ว +143

      It's all done under the guise of the court being a special place that needs to be honored.
      I think it's mostly stupid and disgusting.

    • @jadapinkett1656
      @jadapinkett1656 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@EastOhioResident The legal system is bullshit.

    • @arnavsrivastava1158
      @arnavsrivastava1158 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Victor-tl4dk Well, it's place where people get justice is not special enough for you.

    • @thegyattiestmanalive22.2
      @thegyattiestmanalive22.2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      it’s power tripping to honor the rules?

    • @VinLuiK
      @VinLuiK ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ​@EastOhioResident No person in this life has done anything to deserve the title "your honor"

  • @Azreal357
    @Azreal357 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Judges have WAAAAAY too much unchecked power. They can literally take away months of your life because they get slightly offended by something you say or do. That's called cruel and unusual punishment, and the only thing you can do is lodge a complaint since they cannot face civil or criminal charges for what they do while in the capacity of a judge.

    • @Zx-hl1xm
      @Zx-hl1xm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i know you nevver been to court cuz you can fight that and have another judge judge or if the law wasnt applied you can take it to a higher court soo its judge on power trip is jerks who are in COURT think they need to be respected

    • @DrippyG9
      @DrippyG9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can appeal apparently

    • @ADollarMight
      @ADollarMight ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bros never heard of checks and balances

    • @thedreamcarguy1385
      @thedreamcarguy1385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ADollarMight has nothing to do with the point

    • @ADollarMight
      @ADollarMight ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedreamcarguy1385 yeah it does. Judges are not unchecked. Nobody in the system is unchecked. That is factually false

  • @jeremiahyoung4617
    @jeremiahyoung4617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Whats funny is those guys that demand so much respect never give it back. I know a judge and he is probably the most obnoxious person I've ever meet. His wife is an ok person but when they get irritated they believe the ground should open and swallow building because its in their way.

    • @KGH3000
      @KGH3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean, there's zero reason to have to act so respectful towards a judge except tradition and the historical power and prestige associated with the position. They're regular people, government employees who are typically former lawyers. It doesn't make law more efficient to call them "your honor" like they're a 17th century British noble.

    • @Phosfit
      @Phosfit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Power Trip

    • @roeljude3289
      @roeljude3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KGH3000 bruh they literally decide what's gonna happen to you you sound like someone who refuses to listen just to "assert dominance".

    • @fusel5883
      @fusel5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@roeljude3289 assert dominance by wanting to be treated equal?

    • @chavesa5
      @chavesa5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KGH3000 I mean you're right but in practical terms that's not how it goes. Plus a lot of federalist society losers got lifetime appointments and they really love the special treatment. It was pretty much the GOP's grand strategy to save themselves from prosecuting anyone in "the family" for decades and so far it's worked extremely well.
      Ugly fact is we're socially a lot further behind than what we're capable of understanding and engineering. Either get used to that and work with it or get your face stomped in. It sucks dick and that's the way of it. Every chance we had over the last 50 years to prevent regression failed.

  • @AT-yj8gl
    @AT-yj8gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    It's hilarious how elevated the judges are supposed to be treated. Just a reflection of the corrupt judicial system. In an ideal world a person should be able to sit and speak to a judge without fearing they will be wrongfully jailed for life. This is disgusting

    • @bv310841
      @bv310841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Perfectly said

    • @yash9300
      @yash9300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I personally think it's just giving basic respect to a person who has worked hard to be in the position they are right now

    • @ArnoldSig
      @ArnoldSig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      More like improving your chances in a few simple steps. In what part of life do bad manners actually help? Why would courtroom be an exception. Some people werent taught manners as kids so they act surprised when something is expected of them later.

    • @muhammadfarhanatif3105
      @muhammadfarhanatif3105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's really not. It's just being respectful like any other public or private formal setting. You wouldn't be rude to your boss. How is a judge any different. You're there to make a case in your favor, not show attitude.

    • @AT-yj8gl
      @AT-yj8gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ArnoldSig sitting while talking to someone? That's not considered bad manners in ANY other setting. In fact it's bad manners to expect someone to stand when you're sitting on a raised platform. Sounds like a monarchy

  • @lambsauce5312
    @lambsauce5312 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What a horrific system

    • @jmdenison
      @jmdenison 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not horrific. So everybody can show respect in the courtroom and the courtroom can have some kind of order. These lawsuits can get everybody's underwear in a bunch and in order to make good informed decisions, there has to be peace and calm and logic

  • @PLATINUM2U
    @PLATINUM2U ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Most judges are crooked AF UNFORTUNATELY

    • @tubsy4519
      @tubsy4519 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      most is exaggerating it

    • @arnavsrivastava1158
      @arnavsrivastava1158 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Any proof to back up that statement?

    • @XXPYR0XX
      @XXPYR0XX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the judge is the servant if the judge doesnt stand while talking to you then show them the same respect and dont stand for the judge.

    • @aland8269
      @aland8269 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@arnavsrivastava1158 any system of power where it's misuse doesn't result in consequences can be assumed to be filled with corruption.

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Acting like this definitely going to give them a god complex

    • @vorpal1174
      @vorpal1174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ehh.. they already have one, unfortunately you just have to suck it up and play along, calling out their bullshit isn't worth the trouble

    • @KGH3000
      @KGH3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vorpal1174 I don't think it's about calling out a specific judge's bullshit, but rather the fact that the system as a whole is bullshit

    • @roeljude3289
      @roeljude3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Being respectful is just basic decency lol respect them because its the right thing to do, they literally decide what to do with you.
      besides they usually get there for a reason, and there arent actually many egotistical maniacs around.

    • @xcept7355
      @xcept7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R2R power in the hand of idiot or mentally weak bring corruption dont throw this at everyone to tickle yourself

    • @Samstrainss
      @Samstrainss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just get more cases through more quickly resulting in less tax burden for you. Wasting the courts time just costs the tax payer, doesn't cost the judge they get paid either way. Doesn't cost the lawyer, you're paying them... doesn't cost the prosecution, you're paying them.
      Just costs you and everyone you know. Hate to think what the costs per minute to operate a court are lol but tick tock, more smack you talk, more it costs.

  • @jamiebundy195
    @jamiebundy195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    The pompous hypocrisy and pride are as infuriating as the criminal behavior. Shall we serve the law or the Ego of the court?

    • @marylougeorge9890
      @marylougeorge9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Truth is, the ego of the judge. My friend graduated in the top 10 of his law class at the U of M, he told me you better hope the judge woke up in a good mood.

    • @UserofYoutubeMobile
      @UserofYoutubeMobile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Agreed. Courts feel more like monarchies than anything else

    • @jeanmarc6517
      @jeanmarc6517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@UserofTH-camMobile I mean, it comes from the same era

    • @XrayTheMyth23
      @XrayTheMyth23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Court is always about sucking off the judge

    • @supersecretsquirrel0
      @supersecretsquirrel0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So true. The ego of judges is beyond tolerable

  • @badpanda84
    @badpanda84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Only judges need to remind people they are honorable.
    No actually honourable profession don't come with a title like your honour .

    • @badpanda84
      @badpanda84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is exactly what is wrong with the system .
      It's not about justice but it's about how much the judge likes you?

    • @SharmarackeMahadi
      @SharmarackeMahadi ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr

    • @goddamndoor
      @goddamndoor ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's about keeping the judge as a figure of authority. All of those procedures are to keep the judge feel like the superior figure. If these procedures weren't there, a court room would look worse than a high school debate club

    • @thegyattiestmanalive22.2
      @thegyattiestmanalive22.2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the judge is one of the top 10 most important occupations in the world. you determine if evidence is legal or not. you control the court.

    • @thisismychannel4535
      @thisismychannel4535 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thegyattiestmanalive22.2 yeah, too much power for one person and their gay feelings

  • @mikalemikado9069
    @mikalemikado9069 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Saul: *finally, a worthy opponent*

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You're paying the lawyer to talk, so let him.

  • @burnone716
    @burnone716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Justice:
    Judge's feelings affect your judgement

  • @trollya2838
    @trollya2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The fact we've given this much expectation to bow down shows lady justice isn't blind

    • @mourningwarblers5863
      @mourningwarblers5863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She's not just these days. Letter of law trumps intent of law these days.

    • @EnderElohim
      @EnderElohim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are just proper civilized human expectations. If you cant do those you already belong to a cave

    • @PSL416
      @PSL416 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justice was never blind and it never will be. Humans have biases and nobody likes to be disrespected.

  • @sevengerEX
    @sevengerEX ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Here's a better tip, *BRIBE & DON'T GET CAUGHT*

    • @rickashly1984
      @rickashly1984 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instructions unclear, now I’m in jail for attempting to bribe a police officer

    • @kennethmoses4900
      @kennethmoses4900 ปีที่แล้ว

      Topical

  • @nommahn
    @nommahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Mike: "Stand up when talking to a judge"
    People in wheelchairs: confused screaming

    • @videoessaylover911
      @videoessaylover911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just get out the wheelchair

    • @SSS12375
      @SSS12375 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@JaiCrazy Are you serious?

  • @jayantisen7174
    @jayantisen7174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I mean I get it that judges are the upholders of the constitution and everything and yes, basic respect should be given- to everyone, but even then I feel they are overly treated like some sort of god and the fact that they can actually hold this grudge against you during the trial makes it worse.

    • @namekiz3199
      @namekiz3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They will not hold any grudge, not to them personally at least. When a judge work, he is not presenting himself anymore but the law. So when you disrespect them, you are disrespecting the law. By then, it's obvious that the law would not cut you any slack because it's clear that you did not take them seriously and will likely commit the crime again (assuming you are the criminal). Which make you deserve a few more year to a lot longer time in prison.

    • @goddamndoor
      @goddamndoor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a necessary measure to make sure they're the absolute authority on court and order is kept

    • @namekiz3199
      @namekiz3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @LlEUCU. BEAU× well the people that elected a judge definitely expect them to do that so good luck, their job is to assert dominance of the law, meaning they have to be respected because they represent the law. So obviously, it's not about ego, it's about responsibilty to make the law to be respected

    • @favianperez165
      @favianperez165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@namekiz3199 yeah because a human has no bias and don’t get mad when they aren’t called by a certain title. Yeah the law sure does send people to prison because it doesn’t like them. Stop talking like every judge is a good person.

  • @ChefRye1
    @ChefRye1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That’s right it’s not about the law but a popularity contest with the judge is what you’re telling us

    • @jorgevega3743
      @jorgevega3743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pretty much that is what justice is

  • @davidwright7140
    @davidwright7140 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s sickening to me that we feel we are required to address another human being that way. Eff judges.

  • @jjb0894
    @jjb0894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You pay your attorney to speak on your behalf, let them do the talking.

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know what country you live in but in America you can get an attorney for free.

    • @TheDarkElk
      @TheDarkElk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bland9876 assuming you can’t get a lawyer, you get a public defender, but yeah, still let them do the talking

    • @jjb0894
      @jjb0894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bland9876, I live in America.
      You think we don’t pay public defenders via tax dollars?
      Also, you have the option to hire a private attorney.
      When it’s a civil case, you don’t get a public defender.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Otherwise, just represent yourself (not recommended unless you are capable of doing so)

    • @arnavsrivastava1158
      @arnavsrivastava1158 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jjb0894 Yeah that are what taxes are for. It would cost you less via paying a public defender through tax dollars then hiring a private one because you are not the ONLY one to near all tge cost.

  • @betterlifeexe4378
    @betterlifeexe4378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The idea that we need to call judges your honor is incredibly toxic and bad for the general public. Ego has the most potential for harm when it is carried by those with power.
    We desperately need to remove this as a norm.

  • @mjordan233
    @mjordan233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All the people here blaming the judges… it’s about maintaining discipline in the court. Court is serious business, can affect someone’s life. It cannot be a zoo with informal addresses

    • @iqm3422
      @iqm3422 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. It’s a test of character. If you aren’t able to contain yourself in front of a judge, it means you shouldn’t be trusted with the general public. They’re trying to determine how much of a danger you are, whether you are fit for release into society. The system allows for this level of power because people who commit crimes have never seen this level of power or have never been held to this level of accountability before. It’s a big slap in the face when entitled people first realize that they don’t have autonomy over themselves. That’s what this is supposed to do.

    • @waccness449
      @waccness449 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @braibasaur
    @braibasaur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The client and lawyer: *giving perfect evidence and acting correctly*
    The judge: “I don’t like you, life sentence”

  • @arifahmedkhan9999
    @arifahmedkhan9999 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sounds like the judges have a problem. They come to deliver justice not to get their arses licked. Even if someone is rude and is innocent its the duty of the judge to be just or else he should leave, as he is incompetent of being just. Such a shameful thing to do.

    • @processingunit5321
      @processingunit5321 ปีที่แล้ว

      But then how will they steal more money from you??? Why make people's lives easier if you get money and power? Phht

    • @taoliu3949
      @taoliu3949 ปีที่แล้ว

      The judge won't rule you guilty for pissing him off (at most hold you in contempt), but pissing him off isn't going to make your life easier. It's like going to the DMV and being rude to the employees, they'll still do their jobs but don't expect them to make your life any easier than they're required to.
      That said, not calling the judge "your honor" can be considered "rude". It's like not calling people "Sir/Ma'am" and would be improper in a formal setting.

  • @jprktz
    @jprktz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sad that there isn’t any good comments, but thank you Mike for this video. Not many people get that there is a thing such as “court room manners”, for some reason. Always be respectful to the person who is deciding your fate! Awesome lawyer..

  • @xxsevrynxx5458
    @xxsevrynxx5458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    Why we treat judges like they are Royalty is just straight up sickening and they treat criminals like peasants.

    • @saelk09
      @saelk09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      Oh no, a criminal is been treated like a peasant? What a tragedy

    • @xxsevrynxx5458
      @xxsevrynxx5458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@saelk09 I mean I’m not saying treat them amazing but like treating them like animals especially the one that do no violent crimes is only gonna end up worse .

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@xxsevrynxx5458 Yes

    • @taigamer2076
      @taigamer2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      You go into a job interview in a bikini and be casual with the interviewer?

    • @xxsevrynxx5458
      @xxsevrynxx5458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@taigamer2076 no but I’m also not treating the interviewer like a god.

  • @tinfoilslacks3750
    @tinfoilslacks3750 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thanks for reaffirming trials are mostly theater where our judicial figures care more about decorum than facts.

  • @MORIA_TSTL
    @MORIA_TSTL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Judge: this proves youre inocent
    However you were rude so you get a life sentance

    • @roeljude3289
      @roeljude3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its just human nature to judge someone based on their attitude towards you, dont forget judges are humans too.
      there arent actually that many egotistical judges around more often than not, those who are disrespectful to the judge are more egotistical narcissist who cant take in the fact that someone is higher than them and they deserve all the punishment they can get just to make it a lesson, srsly if you cant even respect someone who literally decides what to do with you, just shows what kind of a person you are: someone who deserves whats coming to them.
      But Im totally can never deny the sad truth that some people can be corrupt in such high positions (like i said, they literally decide what to do with you) like a judge.
      I guess what im trying to say is THEY ARE LITERALLY ABOVE YOU IN THE COURT respect them with the respect they deserve, atleast while they are sentencing you lol
      But like my comment said, judges are usually corrupt psychopaths, theyre still human tho so dont forget that.

    • @xcept7355
      @xcept7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roeljude3289 stop crying and justifying for this stupid nonsense of the judge .
      Dont bring your human nature in this job

    • @drbarafoo7208
      @drbarafoo7208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOR J-WALKING YOUR HONOR?!?

    • @angelespinoza4420
      @angelespinoza4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now your understanding American Justice

    • @Aleksandr_Skrjabin
      @Aleksandr_Skrjabin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Judges have spend many years to become a judge. And than im still softly saying it.

  • @AntonioMontana_7.5
    @AntonioMontana_7.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lol If you have to be overly cautious around these guys over the fear that they can extend your punishment, that’s when you know they have way too much unnecessary power.

    • @glynnpowell7864
      @glynnpowell7864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a criminal bro. The judge is the good guy, genius

    • @nanifa6082
      @nanifa6082 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me you're an entitled 15 year old brat without telling me you're an entitled 15 year old brat

    • @Arxolotl
      @Arxolotl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@glynnpowell7864and if the person is completely innocent or had a very frivolous case, is it still considered reasonable to give them more time? You're going off the assumption the "criminal" is guaranteed guilty and did something bad enough to deserve more time.

  • @Zesmas
    @Zesmas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    most judges are people that are on a Power trip, because they hold way too much power over peoples lives. its actually scary.

    • @izyaboicallume
      @izyaboicallume 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think you gotta act that way in a court room due to formalities, you can't goof off in a situation like that

    • @bobfg3130
      @bobfg3130 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's.

    • @bobfg3130
      @bobfg3130 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Scum
      Not really.

    • @dakotaperalta1302
      @dakotaperalta1302 ปีที่แล้ว

      They like control. So they put themselves in positions of power. They're also not conscious enough to adress why they want control or even question their motives. I think they're scum in all honesty. No I never had to deal with a judge it's just blindingly obvious.

    • @appy6735
      @appy6735 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only in court
      U stupid
      Really education system has failed you

  • @red_blazeeditz
    @red_blazeeditz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He accepted his fate at the end 😭🙏💀

  • @gangstercheesefries1112
    @gangstercheesefries1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I was younger I had gotten pulled over and some stuff happened anyways when I got to court I was terribly nervous at 15 and because of that I kept calling the judge ma'am thinking that I was being polite THANKFULLY I must have got a grandma or mother for a judge because every time I called her ma'am she smiled sweetly and reminded me it was your honor I'll never forget her even if I was in trouble

  • @MuDasirYasen
    @MuDasirYasen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Never understood this justice system. Whoever hires the better lawyer(more expensive) is likely to win the case regardless they were guilty or not. Why do I have to pay a lawyer anyway to get justice? Really beats the whole purpose of a judicial system.

    • @doodlecaboodle9298
      @doodlecaboodle9298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You don’t have to pay a lawyer. At all.
      Even in lawsuits, oftentimes lawyers don't even charge upfront that just take a percentage of your winnings.
      And sometimes even the most skilled lawyers choose pro bono work.
      Don’t diss a system if you don't understand it

    • @declaringpond2276
      @declaringpond2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@doodlecaboodle9298 yeah man totally, that's why the majority of cases never go to trail and are meant to scare poor people who cannot afford hiring a lawyer for years.

    • @milyah
      @milyah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@declaringpond2276 What ever happened to state-assigned public defendants?

    • @krein511
      @krein511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doodlecaboodle9298 Nah, he has a perfectly good point. The system sucks, no wonder most of the people in jail com from minorities and poor. Do not defends a broken system.

    • @izyaboicallume
      @izyaboicallume 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@krein511 did you actually do any research on the system? Or is this just a "trust me bro" thing

  • @taxevader7777
    @taxevader7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Stepping into a courtroom is like stepping into north korea.

    • @statinskill
      @statinskill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know what, that's pretty close to the optimum comparison there could be.

    • @NikoBellaKhouf2
      @NikoBellaKhouf2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yup. I thought we fought wars so that we don't have to deal with this?

    • @KGH3000
      @KGH3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just imagine what a courtroom in DPRK must be like

    • @spacelarge2143
      @spacelarge2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No because in North Korea you get fucked no matter what you do. In a court of law, just be respectful.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say that to a North Korean defector, aasshole

  • @nuggetschannelcz
    @nuggetschannelcz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What did this mf say?!" 💀 the judge absolutely killed it

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When i was in the middle of the worst of my custody battle for my twins, and after two separate attempts by their birth mother to kill them during supervised visits, the judge made a ruling that if my ex could pass a drug test, she would get full custody, i loudly, and angrily, called him a 'hateful, brainless, sorry ass excuse of a human being'.
    We ended up getting another judge, after that one told me i was unfit for full custody because 'drug addict mothers are still safer than single fathers'.
    My lawyer was able to use that statement as proof the judge held a bias against me for being a father and not a mother.
    My outburst was in the end, helpful, by eliciting that response, but this was, int he words of my lawyer 'pure dumb luck'.

    • @Strongclaw
      @Strongclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So did you win?

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Strongclaw I did, eventually, but only by elimination. My ex's drug habit killed her, and the custody battle was settled after 7 long years.

    • @Strongclaw
      @Strongclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dreamwolf7302 well that’s good sort of, at least you got the kids I hope you and the twins are doing alright!

    • @Virtual.punk77
      @Virtual.punk77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god that's absolutely horrible, im really glad you won that, I'm actually shocked that they help a bias against you, and decided to go with the mother who tried to KILL them, just because your the father, I'm so sorry you had to go through those 7 long years. Drug addict mothers are still safer than single fathers!? Yeah you're right, he really was a hateful brainless sorry ass excuse of a human being.

  • @YamiZee
    @YamiZee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would not follow any of these rules. I'm not going to disrespect the judge, but I'm not going to go out of my way to make him feel high and mighty. I'm going to be polite, the way I'm polite to every human being on this earth.

    • @sremagamers
      @sremagamers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? 1 and 2 are courtroom etiquette and not following that can have you landed in contempt of court. 3 is common sense, don't piss off a guy with so much power over your future. 4 is self explanatory because you talking rather than your lawyer will most of the time weaken your case and might have you in contempt. Don't be a rebel in a scenario where, at the very least, you're trying to prove your sincerity and remorse.

    • @YamiZee
      @YamiZee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sremagamers I do agree with number 3, because acting out isn't constructive. Number 4, yeah wait for your turn to speak, that makes sense (unless your turn never comes in which case it needs to be broken). Number 1, might follow it but only because standing up and talking is easier and more audible. Number 2, no that one's actually stupid. I'm gonna stick with "you" or "the judge" when referring to the judge.

    • @sremagamers
      @sremagamers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YamiZee > unless your turn never comes, in which case it needs to be broken.
      There's basically nothing you can say in court that isn't better said by your advocate. Unless you're a lawyer or the judge you don't get a "turn to speak" unless you've been explicitly told to testify, plead or answer a question. It's not a free discussion.

    • @YamiZee
      @YamiZee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sremagamers I know it wouldn't do anything, but if the judge is giving a ruling and hasn't even heard my side of the story I'm going to act out.

    • @sremagamers
      @sremagamers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YamiZee The key points of your story will have been extracted and recited already by a trained Lawyer with years of study under their belt.
      Your monologue will at best make the Judge tell you to shut up and annoy everyone including those on your side. At worst you'll have provided ammunition to your opponent who now gets to misconstrue your unfiltered story.

  • @Reminascend
    @Reminascend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bros teaching us how to not lose cases. I love this guy.

  • @halimao8737
    @halimao8737 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The judge "order, order!" me "cheeseburger please"

    • @heheboi55
      @heheboi55 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao 💀

    • @Yzzami
      @Yzzami 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wasn’t that in a three stooges skit? 😂😂😂

  • @Joshua37653
    @Joshua37653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    i don’t get why they expect to get treated like a king they’re just a judge lmfao

    • @quarmos_farmos7894
      @quarmos_farmos7894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Just" Eh? Yeah, until they decide how to punish you for your crimes. You gon beg them and shi to give you light punishment

    • @Joshua37653
      @Joshua37653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@quarmos_farmos7894 I get that but you shouldn’t have to treat them different than a normal person

    • @quarmos_farmos7894
      @quarmos_farmos7894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Joshua37653 tf? YOU SHOULD! THEY DECIDE YOUR FATE, TREAT THEM WITH YOUR UTMOST RESPECT, THEY ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF JUSTICE (even the corruption, there is not a perfect justice)

    • @Joshua37653
      @Joshua37653 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quarmos_farmos7894 yea justice my ass you can bribe them with money if your wealthy and some of them (not all) are racist 💀💀

    • @ashour_abdal
      @ashour_abdal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i swear lmao, they're just regular people with a title that makes them seem wise and smart, like every mf judge's favourite thing to is to sentence someone to life

  • @Llquiquell
    @Llquiquell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Thats dumb we shouldn’t have to tip toe around someone who is meant to be impartial.

    • @kpro8908
      @kpro8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You don’t have to tip toe around them, you have to respect them. The same rules apply to the other side, and your attorneys, and everyone else who steps in that courtroom.

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are impartial, and being an asswipe to them makes them partial to the other side

    • @Monkey-si2uo
      @Monkey-si2uo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kpro8908 why should respect even matter
      In a court of fair, logical and just sentencing the 'respect' you show shouldn't affect it the only thing that matters is the evidence and speech related to the case not a simple f*ck you

    • @jinxysaberk
      @jinxysaberk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kpro8908 okay but you also have to respect your boss but not like the shit you have to do for judges. They're a whole other breed of snowflake.

    • @young23221
      @young23221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are not impartial. Not even close

  • @CatsandCosmic
    @CatsandCosmic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Wow, whether you're guilty or not, you're supposed to treat a judge like she/he's some kinda God?? Crazy!! We are all humans..imagine the judge don't like your manner, he'll end up bias on the verdict. Judicial system is never fair tbh

    • @kpro8908
      @kpro8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone must show respect to the judge in a courtroom. Not just the defendant, but attorneys, prosecutors, witnesses, jurors, and even guests who have nothing to do with the proceeding. The reason is because, over almost a thousand years of common law trials, we know how essential an unbiased moderator is to ensuring fair, just, and expedient outcomes. The judge only has the ability to accomplish that goal so far as they are respected, and they are very sensitive to any breakdown in that because they are otherwise powerless to maintain the appropriate balance in a very adversarial system

    • @TheAverageGenius
      @TheAverageGenius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kpro8908 Everything managed to progress except courtrooms. Really bad if the outcome of the trial is dependant on your behavior, even though it's supposed to be dependant on the evidence, witnesses, etc. The point of court is to find out who is in the wrong and right not about treating the judge like a god. It's not even respect, you are treating them like a deity.

    • @fastrace8195
      @fastrace8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kpro8908 That’s lame though

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called respect and decorum. (Google that last word if you need to.)

    • @TheAverageGenius
      @TheAverageGenius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingace6186 r/iamsmart

  • @LUDOVICOPAPALIA
    @LUDOVICOPAPALIA ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So funny! I'm a practicing lawyer in Italy and here os the contrary. We address to the judge as "judge" and probably if you say "your honor" someone will laugh. And the defendant hat always the right to talk. Always,no metter what (If he remains respectful)

    • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
      @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a tradition that comes from when the British crown ruled the colonies. Kind of like saying “your majesty” to a king. The judge is supposed to be honorable in doing their job and that’s why “your honor” is used. When America became a democracy they never stopped referring to the judges as “your honor”.

  • @IkinBBfromAnthologyOfTheKiller
    @IkinBBfromAnthologyOfTheKiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a lawyer, i can confirm theese from experience with my clients.

    • @ryabirdie3095
      @ryabirdie3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re a lawyer? Cool!! Can I have some stories :0

    • @raunakkohli6666
      @raunakkohli6666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slippin' Jimmy!

    • @pratikgaikwad7472
      @pratikgaikwad7472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryabirdie3095 No you can't.

  • @radovanpretor8681
    @radovanpretor8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro is real life saul goodman 💀

  • @kat.nicolette
    @kat.nicolette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The “I know… 😔” gave me a good laugh.
    These videos just keep getting better.

  • @funnyshellmam2464
    @funnyshellmam2464 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Saul goodmen talks in the court without being asked to.

    • @foze5698
      @foze5698 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz he’s the lawyer not the defendant

  • @EatThatTTV
    @EatThatTTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Genuine question:
    why do you call a judge as 'your honor' i genuinely dont know why that is the thing you call them

  • @TAKV_gaming
    @TAKV_gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the defeated “i knowww” killed me

  • @syewilliams2372
    @syewilliams2372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    When I was younger I was made to thank a judge for my sentence- so he wouldn’t make it any worse, justice lol 😂 yeah right

    • @blockofice2163
      @blockofice2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A judge can't go over the maximum sentence. However if you have below the maximum and then be rude or sum then they can raise it to what they see fit. And yea it is justice because what idiot would be rude to the person who can decide their fate

    • @ca_maximum385
      @ca_maximum385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@blockofice2163 “what idiot would be rude to the person that decides their fate” me but it’s cause I have a mental disability 😭… u see my dog stepped on a bee 😭 😭😭😭😭 scarred me for life

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you got a reduced sentence you should be grateful. What did you do?

    • @echoawoo7195
      @echoawoo7195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blockofice2163 Me, to highlight their illegitimacy, but only in the circumstance of a power crazed lunatic. Mind you it's not rudeness, its defiance. I'm going to jail anyway in that situation, might as well make it worth something.

    • @Jose04537
      @Jose04537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ca_maximum385 Judge "I missed the part where that's my problem" *sentence to life in prison.

  • @Adam-ox6zy
    @Adam-ox6zy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Some judges have really really fragile ego's, if they can't see past the little mistakes a noob in court might make.

  • @tf2Sniper.
    @tf2Sniper. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Better call Saul

  • @rapt0r167
    @rapt0r167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro these judges are entitled af 😂

  • @kushkungvivo744
    @kushkungvivo744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow a what a perfect system, someone with power to decide people's fate, someone who is sureeely always right and you have to talk to them like peasant to a king, "justice" is so very much the priority. What could go wrong?

  • @chronicallydazed5446
    @chronicallydazed5446 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's honestly fucked that a judge can decide on your case based on your personality, like yeah someone may be an asshole but that doesn't make them guilty. And If you're being accused of something you didn't do of course you're gonna be pissed off, fuck manners 😂

  • @antidote1554
    @antidote1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Me attending law school through this channel 😂😂😂

  • @brunorojas3992
    @brunorojas3992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So based on how the judge feels affect the outcome of your freedom. That power goes to there head. Time ,history has shown titles and degrees dont mean shit. Might is always right. Judges will send someone to force you to comply. And ppl obey because of that fear of force.

    • @roeljude3289
      @roeljude3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its just human nature to judge someone based on their attitude towards you, dont forget judges are humans too.
      there arent actually that many egotistical judges around more often than not, those who are disrespectful to the judge are more egotistical narcissist who cant take in the fact that someone is higher than them and they deserve all the punishment they can get just to make it a lesson, srsly if you cant even respect someone who literally decides what to do with you, just shows what kind of a person you are: someone who deserves whats coming to them.

    • @toniok.4726
      @toniok.4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roeljude3289 stop spamming I'm not reading that

  • @OLOGYNY
    @OLOGYNY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Justice system is so disgusting. The judge shouldn’t be worshipped

    • @amateur-madman3047
      @amateur-madman3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve always wondered why many times everything rides on whether the fucker feels you’ve kissed their feet enough

    • @joeessen1059
      @joeessen1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes they should, maybe don’t end up in court next time. Also they put the effort into getting to that position, whereas you’re the bum who ended up in court

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No matter how dishonorable the judge is

  • @michaellacourt6112
    @michaellacourt6112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Legal proceedings in a courtroom are the most orderly and significant (both symbolically and factually) societal interaction that any of us can experience.
    In everyday life, we can all do/say almost anything we want…sometimes hurtful things. Politicians and government officials from the first 2 branches of Government are basically free to pursue fame and power…and they do.
    Judges are meant to have a demonstrated mental ability to separate passion from abject legal fact (we can’t expect political and everyday people to do this). They are typically insulated from pressure and do not become famous…their power starts and ends inside the courtroom.
    Furthermore, the judge is not the one arguing a case. So long as you haven’t chosen a Bench trial, your fate is up to the jury. The judge is there to maintain order.
    Our laws come alive In the courtroom. Respecting the judge is respecting our society and your fellow citizen. If you cannot accept this, then there might be a humility problem on your end! We all belong to something much bigger than ourselves…we all live under the law…regardless if you like it or not.

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is your surname seriously “LaCourt”

  • @mohammedgt8102
    @mohammedgt8102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A system based on sucking up to the judge is a failure. How you dress, how you behave and how you talk should be irrelevant to the court. The case should be decided using facts only. It's idiotic to have rules on how to address and deal with the judge. Glorifying people in positions of power is a bad sign.

    • @roeljude3289
      @roeljude3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its just human nature to judge someone based on their attitude towards you, dont forget judges are humans too.
      there arent actually that many egotistical judges around more often than not, those who are disrespectful to the judge are more egotistical narcissist who cant take in the fact that someone is higher than them and they deserve all the punishment they can get just to make it a lesson, srsly if you cant even respect someone who literally decides what to do with you, just shows what kind of a person you are: someone who deserves whats coming to them.

  • @sweetclouds8
    @sweetclouds8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Me doing all these things for a prank vid:

  • @Gardening.shorts
    @Gardening.shorts ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “I don’t like your client very much”
    “I know”

  • @anirudhkappagantu2385
    @anirudhkappagantu2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Why do we have to address them as "Your Honor"?

    • @ZIMOU2014
      @ZIMOU2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because logic

    • @mig0023
      @mig0023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s pretty simple it’s basically because of

    • @Entroxity
      @Entroxity 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      because most judges are arrogant corrupt cunts who have the power to give you more time behind bars for hurting their little feelings

    • @chofyam3466
      @chofyam3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are a holes

    • @XrayTheMyth23
      @XrayTheMyth23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hunterbond2925 Not if you’re on the supreme court… the most important one

  • @diego-wj3vq
    @diego-wj3vq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This man is like Saul Goodman, except he doesn't work with meth cooks

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴬˢ ᶠᵃʳ ᵃˢ ʷᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷ

  • @user-if1yx9rt4n
    @user-if1yx9rt4n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mr. Lawyer man, thanks for educating us, it's much appreciated.

  • @lil_per_vert
    @lil_per_vert ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats why Better Call Saul 😂

  • @ultimatesigma445
    @ultimatesigma445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The judges face at the beginning tho 😭
    literally me whenever a surprise test appears

  • @mason-alecsandertiedgen4550
    @mason-alecsandertiedgen4550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its like judges are Kings

  • @JimBimBum
    @JimBimBum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    judges think too highly of themselves.

    • @dimaisatree
      @dimaisatree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you should too considering you’d be speaking to the person who’s job is to judge you. A murder can get a 5 year sentence or a life sentence depending on what the judge and jury decide

  • @CarlosFuentes-hv3wh
    @CarlosFuentes-hv3wh ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Are you supposed to say "you're honor" before you say something or after say something examples
    1- it wasn't me your honor or
    2-your honor it's wasn't me

  • @foxybohv7732
    @foxybohv7732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When serving the law and being the spear head of justice. Your ego comes last. It shouldn't matter what a "client" says in court

  • @Heisenberg-mt2lx
    @Heisenberg-mt2lx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is why I stick with Saul goodman

  • @danmem2863
    @danmem2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Judges have way too much power

  • @ministerjeannielaine3637
    @ministerjeannielaine3637 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Mike. I have to go to court without an attorney, by choice. Because there is no law against my next-door neighbor touring me on purpose. She has called the cops on me 4 times for no reason 😒. Trying to make me look like an evil person. Thank you for sharing the equiteete, because I know nothing about court. 😊 Again thanks

  • @hauldencottenfield869
    @hauldencottenfield869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Don’t ever do this to a judge”
    *Pulls out a bomb vest*

  • @joshsouth8210
    @joshsouth8210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Law by Mike as a judge 🔥🔥

  • @angelhurtado55
    @angelhurtado55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "your honorable dude"

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO. A judge would prolly just let that slide or might ask you to please not.

    • @angelhurtado55
      @angelhurtado55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingace6186 give it a few decades, today's future judges of tomorrow will answer with a "please sit down, bro."

  • @AngieDeAguirre
    @AngieDeAguirre ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My ass thinking authority is ridiculous and that those type of guys must have serious power trips constantly...

  • @JJ-vn7ds
    @JJ-vn7ds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is a really good tip for being in law school

  • @dglt31072010
    @dglt31072010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Most people who work in that corrupted profession....

  • @quandaledingle3739
    @quandaledingle3739 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    What are these comments on… OF COURSE YOU CAN’T CALL THE JUDGE “My dude.” They’re not your friends. You’re in court for a reason. It’s a formal occasion. It’s no laughing matter.

    • @Catastropheex1
      @Catastropheex1 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not about that dum*ass it's the fact you're expected to treat someone like they're royalty when all they did is spend their life memorizing some books and VERY likely don't have any real knowledge outside of their profession.
      It's also the fact they hold so much unchecked power over people's lives and so many are corrupt, you can have an alibi made out of the strongest steel but you'll end up in jail over the dude that has solid undisputable evidence against him because someone tipped the judge a grand or 2, or you'll end up in jail for years for a minor speeding ticket with no previous offenses if the judge didn't fancy your tie while the criminal that tore several families apart is currently eating ice-cream in the park. 98% are lawyers with egos more fragile than a card castle and if you try using logic and reasoning their mind goes back to when they were picked last for dodgeball and you're suddenly eating prison food for the next decade

    • @Catastropheex1
      @Catastropheex1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quandaledingle3739 criminal "justice" as if that's a thing lately.
      I'm not saying treat the judge like a friend, but "your honor" is too much, always has been, never understood why we treat these mfs like they're royalty or some bs while there's people out there that **actually** DESERVE to be treated like kings and queens.
      Treat them like you would any stranger, or a job interviewer, or how you treat your best friends or girlfriends/boyfriends dad when you first meet him. But "your honor"? Gtfo with that trash.

    • @quandaledingle3739
      @quandaledingle3739 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Catastropheex1 why’re you talking as if I created it calm tf down 💀
      And yeah criminal Justice rlly is a thing, there’s Justice in it for the most part, the media just loves to show all the bad stuff out instead. I used to see the world exactly like you until I actually took a course on it and learned all abt the inside work of the law system. It’s flawed and so are humans.
      And like I said I agree with the whole your honor thing, I don’t think anyone rlly deserves to be treated like king bc all humans are likely to get corrupted, no matter how much of a saint they may be. But these comments acting like they can call the judge as if they’re your friend at a bar.

    • @kimberlysteller2556
      @kimberlysteller2556 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If that were true, justice would be held in high regard, instead of ignored completely.

    • @might_e
      @might_e ปีที่แล้ว +5

      still tho why only "your honor" like might as well require them to say my lord too

  • @Lokheim
    @Lokheim ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where did «your honor» even come from? Respect is earned, and it goes both ways. I’m not gonna treat you like you have authority over me if you can’t show some respect back. Whatever hard work a judge did to get where he/she is at means nothing to me, because it has nothing to do with me.