Right-Wing Taylor Swift Theories, Tucker Carlson's Putin Interview: Late Night's News of the Week
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- All the news and jokes you missed from the week of February 5.
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Right-Wing Taylor Swift Theories, Tucker Carlson's Putin Interview: Late Night's News of the Week
• Right-Wing Taylor Swif...
Late Night with Seth Meyers
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I ❤Seth and his writers!!
That's very nice, subtle brainwashing 😉
Had to rewind the hurricane joke. I didn't get it the first time, because I didn't miss Florida at all.
Who would miss Florida?
Apparently, if the hurricane didn’t miss Florida, we wouldn’t either
Same! I genuinely didn’t even miss it! 😂
OMG. I was going to ask someone to explain why that was funny. I missed Florida, too. Although, being Canadian, I have a total excuse.
😂😂
You get more news in 5 minutes of Seth than a day of Faux
Brilliant jokes this week 😂😂😂😎👍thank u late night crew for a bite of reality😂😂
That Johnson quote was sooooo funny! 😂
Cat 6 is like the amplifier that goes to 11
And when it hits, a drummer dies.
I love your humor!!!!! BTW...The three kinds of rocks are Igneous, Sedimentary, and Metamorphic, Seth....one more thing...I'm almost 54...and have never needed to Google it. ;)
i'm 76 and i too remembered the rocks.
@@dianagodwin4504Well, if you're that old you should remember when rock was invented. Hard rock, heavy metal and punk rock are a few examples I'm only 65 and I remember. 😊
What about pop rocks. Those are an artifact of the cold War, a communist invention introduced to overwhelm western dental services.
And has it ever actually been useful?
Teaching something to my daughter...knowing something cool...and winning trivia night...and has your ability to try and subtly mock others been useful to you? ;)
Excellent
Ya know Hoover was also a vacuum brand so double meaning that Trump sucks 😆
Watch Little Orphan Annie. I think he was the president blamed for the Great Depression or for mishandling it. "Hoovervilles" are like shantytowns, right?
AB is no longer an American beer company. It's now owned by a European company.
Let's hope the taste improves.
InBev is Belgian and Brazilian, so it's only half-European. But considering the original company was founded by two Bavarians (German) and that their most famous product, Budweiser, is also German (well, Budweis was part of Bohemia, Germany back then, now it's part of the Czech Republic where the original company is still brewing the original Budweiser). So yeah, it is kind of always been European.
It's now ... Alternate Beer?
@@Puschit1Budweis/České Budějovice was never part of Germany. It was under the rule of the multiethnic Austrian Empire until 1918 when it became part of what was then Czechoslovakia. The only time it was under German rule was between the N*zi invasion of 1938 and their defeat in 1945. While there had been a German-speaking community there, it hadn’t been a majority since 1880, and claiming that a Germanophone minority makes something “part of Germany” is the same bullshit irredentism that the N*zis themselves believed
I think I have the right video here where you mention Ruth's Chris steakhouse. There was originally a Chris's Steakhouse on Veterans Hwy in Metairie, Louisiana. My cousin Ruth Fertel bought the business but was reluctant to change the name to Ruth's Steak House so there was a compromise. And so it stayed till she sold out (and to the present day). That said, as far as I know, none of her family ever got much in the way of free meals or anything like that from her ownership. At best it's just a bit of trivia.
Lol he definitely should have got some pants
3 types of Rocks 🪨?
Classic
Hard
Yacht
Glam, Rockabilly, Punk?
Chevy
@@RJM56
Soft
Progressive
Butt...?
"because Hitler is dead" - Mike Scollins?
I remember the first time I saw a color TV. Does that make ME old? Oh wait, I forgot. I'm old AF.
Classic, southern and schoolhouse
WTF Seth?! No 91st Corrections?
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Hey! Hey! I remember when color TV came to our neighborhood…not yet to our house.
But he's a genius, did you know U.S spells us!! Amazing.
Man, that Brad was faded.
I thought the Camala/Fox joke was funny. Not LOL, but s wide grin!
I have great neighbors. when they walk their dog and he leaves a republican on my lawn, they pick it up right away so I don't have an ugly brown spot on my grass.
Thank god I live in England a sane country
Igneous. Metamorphic and Sedimentary
NO ONE IS TAKING CHANCES UPON EITHER DEATH THAT SUCCESSORS ARE RELIABLE OR FIT EITHER? NO, NO, and NO!
laugh track is getting old...
Weak and noted on the brown nose Seth ;)
DEEEEEEEP HUUUUUURTÌNG!!!!! DEEEEEEEP HUUUUUURTING!!!!!
Sometimes Seth is great ; Sometimes he sucks, this night he sucked. Bad Lokes,
Guys go watch the full video beginning is a boring but have patience and later go watch the White House reaction by “Kirby”
and you will understand everything
#TRUTH FOR HUMANITY
Who the hell in there right mind would let Donald Trump get a loan😂
"cause Hitler's dead!" chef's kiss!!! I'm still giggling
It disgusts me the way Tucker Carlson and Trump crawl for Putin.
“Cuz Hitler’s dead!”
The best
I don't watch fox news, so I don't know how they pronounce Kamala's name, and I haven't seen any videos of that. My favourite though is trump pronouncing China. like Cheena.
I loved the Tucker, Hitler’s joke loooved it oh that’s probably not a joke😮😅
Trump said the American army occupied the airports in 1776, during his July 4th speech in 2019.
I question the relevance of this when you posted it 8 minutes after a 14 minute video uploaded, Botty McBotface.
🥱💅
He's a well known idiot 😂
Verified:
"In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York," Trump said. "... Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."
(Btw: the Battle of Fort McHenry occurred decades later in the war of 1812.)
@TheFiddleFaddle The relevance is that when hearing about stupid things that Trump has said, the OP was reminded of another example and decided to share it. Try working a few of those connect the dots puzzles. It could help you with your reasoning skills.
My best friend is a dental asst for Tuck’s dentist. Apparently Tuck was worried one of his many dictator friends might turn on him, so he had a GPS chip implanted in one of his teeth just in case he suddenly disappeared. This way his family could locate him. 😂 Can you imagine? If Vlad knew that I wonder if he’d still agree to continue meeting with him in person? It’s a secret, so don’t spread this around 🤫
Capping on Florida has become a common go to for comedians, but there's good reason for it, Floridians just keeps on delivering.
For the record I *LOVED* the joke about Kamala Harris learning the “correct” pronunciation of her name from watching Fox News. Hilarious.
I'm not from USA .. I missed the joke. Do Fox call her some nickname?
They intentionally try to make it sound foreign, possibly even islamic.
From the same network that somehow knows how to pronounce Reince Priebus
@@SerendipityChildThey wrongly pronounce it like ku-mah-lah to be disrespectful and make it sound more African (like Kamala the Ugandan giant of '80s WWF fame).
@TheRealcdawg22 thank you 💕 also .. what a dick move. Names matter
What I love about Seth, besides him helping to save my sanity since 2016, is that he ALWAYS looks like he's having fun at work. I'm sure in writers' meetings, he's less avuncular, silly, etc., but I'm sure he's still a kind, compassionate boss.
You should watch Corrections with Seth Meyers. He writes it himself without the writers and the writers stay and watch it Thursdays after filming.
He corrects any mistakes he made during the week. There’s 95 episodes and there are so many inside jokes that it if you haven’t watched them all you might not appreciate it as much as others, but it’s changed my life. I look forward to it every week.
Extrovert hyper performer .. I mean, maybe? That's someone who habitually is over-dramatising and exerting a lot of body language. I wouldn't assume he hides being pissed off behind a wall of calm warmth TBH. It's completely opposite
He's having fun ❤
Seth definitely has a ball doing these segments Frfr 💯
@@Corey313 If he had two balls he might do a Gaza joke.
Hmm,... 420th viewer, ... I should celebrate, .. in some fashion... 🤔
Seth’s C*caine Robot impression is now my favorite of all his impressions 😂😭👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Brrrzzz 🤖
It felt like it was so accurate, despite there being no possible way for anyone to know how that would actually sound.
Sounds like the naked guy in the thrift store might be from the future 😅
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse's name comes from the fact that when Ruth bought Chris' Steakhouse in New Orleans in the 60's, the contract stated that she could keep the name "Chris' Steakhouse" if she kept the restaurant in the same location. However, the restaurant was lost in a fire. SO, Ruth found another location for her restaurant and had to change the name to be in compliance with the contract she'd signed.
Good history update thanks
Neat! Thanks for the info. I’ve wondered about that for years but never remembered to look it up. 😂
Me too! I always wondered what was with that grammatically odd name. I finally had to Wiki it--it was that or go insane : )@@Goblinkatie
And here I thought it was Ruths Chris as in last name Chris, first names Ruths.
Thank you for that, I’ve been wondering forever. I thought maybe it had to do with a cooking technique for how they cooked their steaks 😂
I love the look on Seth's face after he tells a really good joke 😄
Kyiv Metropolia is 460 years older than Moscow ones. Capitals: Kyiv is one among the oldest cities in Europe and was founded in 482, while Moscow was founded in 1147 by Yuriy Dolgoruky, the son of Volodymyr Monomakh.
Thursday's news was the best. LOL. Fun fact: Tucker Carlson can't set in Europe, otherwise he will be incarcerated for aiding and abetting a war criminal according to the EU.
Since I know you were wondering too… Sedimentary, Igneous & Metamorphic are the three types
Nice:)
...watch out, my friend....a troll named games from space might read your comment and (gasp) try to call you a Boomer, as well! ;)
Taylor Swift ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you for all that you do.
Seth Meyers is the stand-up comedian who never stops workshopping jokes 😂
Oooo that smarts!
Isn't he more of a sit-down comedian? 🤔
All stand up comedians workshop jokes all the time. That's their job.
@@jkap34 I'd call it a chosen career.
Last time I checked, Andrea Bocelli was going to sing at an event for Trump. 😂 more proof maga are hypocrites 😂😂😂
I loved the little coked-up robot dance
Can we get "Let's Get to the News" t-shirts?
Norway Ford commercials be like; "have you driven into a Fjord lately"
Underrated comment 😂👏🏼
To be fair, if I was planning on walking into an airport naked; parking my car on the sidewalk is probably up there too.
Wonder if they bothered to scan him on check in.
Great commentary and great set.
*Ruth's Chris Steak House:* In 1965, Ruth Fertel purchased Chris Matulich's failing New Orleans restaurant for $18,000. 11 years later she needed to relocate the restaurant, but the original agreement banned any new locations being named "Chris' Steak House."
Are the show's green state maps made out of those flat green Lego panels?
A naked guy comes into a thrift store, he should get a complete outfit for free.
8:36 You can't convince me Andy Samberg didn't write that joke 😂 impression camp really did pay off!
Trump's mere existence makes psyops redundant.
He picked putn so he could impress his Fantasy lover, Laura Ingraham.
Does she paint herself green and wear white go go boots when he AI"s her?
The three types of rock: The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Led Zeppelin (and Alice Cooper if you forgot how to count because School's Out)
No the 3 types are progressive, alternative, and classic.
I lost it on "Hitler's dead!" 😂😂😂
Naked Florida Man stole a shirt? Terminator
I’m liking the revised map.
Trump is only 3 years younger than Biden, which means no matter who you vote for, they'll be America's oldest president, if the Big Macs don't take Trump out. 😂
and the REPUBLICANS go CRAZY as the Kansas Chiefs WIN the Super Bowl in the last 3 seconds of OVERTIME game!!!!
go CHIEFS!!! STICK it to the Republicans!!!😊
I actually feel really bad for the matchstick guy. That would be absolutely crushing to spend so much time on something only to be disqualified on a technicality.
Sedentary, Metaphoric and Ignominious
😂 Cryptoquote of the week.
What happened to this week's Corrections? I saw it last night on TH-cam (didn't get a chance to watch it) but now it's gone!
It's still there for me, unless it randomly reappeared
@@SugarandSarcasm Yeah, it's there now again for me. Very odd.
What's up with the corrections video from this week. It's set to private so I cannot see it. Bummer of the week!
yes, I came to this comment section of the latest video to say the same thing. I was all ready to sit and watch it on my lunch break.
@@dustin-mooreNo worries guys. I got to watch it right as it came out. For some reason Seth was not on top of his game and came across as very low energy.
I thought "low energy" was the MO?
@domhuckle Maybe so but this week there was a discernable lack of enthusiasm.
8:45 Wasn't Anheuser-Busch bought out by a European company years ago? Not very American.
Most americans have no idea what beer should taste like. It's basically NOT corn syrup OK.
@@ArtyFactual_IntelligenceI guess. Beer sucks anyways, haha. Taste like piss for the most part with a few rare exceptions. And you've got to consume wayyyyy too much to achieve anything. I've never understood that, who wants to sit around drinking gallons of fermented grain water? Haha. ;)
That Scorcese joke was solid gold.
Did Corrections for this week get taken down? Thought I saw it earlier but now it's only the typical show clips
Thats odd.. I watched it this morning and now it's gone..
It's there now. titled CORRECTIONS Episode 95: Week of Monday, February 5
At the mark (8:27) ..... "Hitler's Dead!".....BRILLIANT! 🌱🔥✌
What should we turn Mara LARDO into? How about an immigration station?
Church thrift store had a naked man arrested for stealing clothes ... during winter? How very christian of them.
Igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary are the three kinds of rocks by the way. The Frizz was a great teacher.
Three types of rocks. Igneous, conglomerate, and Trump
I want to hear Margie pronounce Fjord
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse!!! Shout out to the mommies!!! 😂
Don’t know Herbert Hoover, have you never seen “Annie”.
I learned about Herbert Hoover in gr school…and IM CANADIAN!!! Hmmmm💙🐾🤣
Ruth's Steakhouse and I thank everyone. Although it's just nice to be nominated.
Igneous, Sedimentary & Metamorphic
All jokes aside, i actually worry about Taylor Swifts safety with all the crazy people out there. Especially adding in politics.
She must have the most advanced security bc those brainwashed cult-like folks are not beyond terrible acts. They are seriously off the rails imo.
you're always good for a laugh buddy
Trump thought he was a genius when he discovered United States initials spells us. This is someone who wants to be president?
Trump has no loss of suction he sucks longer and harder than any Hoover ever could.
(97) I quite like getting a different viewpoint on current affairs.
you joke about bins instead of trash piling up, but in our city we've banned bins because they're "too heavy sometimes"
hurricane joke:
??
wait wheres Florida???
11:11
So the only way they can get things past is waiting for people to not be in the building that's a real democratic way Of running a government
And people wonder why I'm an anarchist
Love Seth, but someone needs to tell him how to pronounce Nevada 😊
Very disappointed in tucker carlson. He asked no real critical questions to putin. Is he a journalist or an influencer?
You expected something different from him?!?
Neither. He's just a loser and as Jon Stewart once pointed out, a political hack.
Jails don't make money unless they "fill beds." The jailers go to the judge and say we have ten beds available. That is why the judge ignores the Constitution and sets excessive bail and your Right to a speedy trial. Also, they say it's an honor to be on a jury, but why? The judge tells the jury to follow the law, but why do they need to take 12 people out of their busy lives, sit them in a room, and have them nod to each other, "well, the law says he's guilty, we must find him guilty." The judge can just do that himself. No, it's called Jury Nullification! It is an honor to be on a jury because in the United States the People are in charge! When someone goes on trial that law also goes on trial. The jury can change that one law, not every law, but that one law-- if they feel it's a bad law! That is why it's such an honor!!
All day long ive been seeing idiots lose their mind with conspiracy that Swift is Anton Lavey's granddaughter 😂😂😂😂
1:16 Sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic. Wasn't there a School House Rock about it or something similar?