Me: "plugs in laptop charger* Laptop: "More~ You're not that weak, are you? Show me!" Me: "What in gods name did I just do? Where the fuck is my therapist, priest, holy water, bleach, and shotgun!?"
Grasses may be annual or perennial herbs,[8]: 10 generally with the following characteristics (the image gallery can be used for reference): The stems of grasses, called culms, are usually cylindrical (more rarely flattened, but not 3-angled) and are hollow, plugged at the nodes, where the leaves are attached.[8][9] Grass leaves are nearly always alternate and distichous (in one plane), and have parallel veins.[8]: 11 Each leaf is differentiated into a lower sheath hugging the stem and a blade with entire (i.e., smooth) margins.[8]: 11 The leaf blades of many grasses are hardened with silica phytoliths, which discourage grazing animals; some, such as sword grass, are sharp enough to cut human skin. A membranous appendage or fringe of hairs called the ligule lies at the junction between sheath and blade, preventing water or insects from penetrating into the sheath.[8]: 11
me: oh man mah phone is out of battery let me plug me :) Me: *plugs my phone in* Siri: un plug m- Me: WTF HOW DID YOU COME MAH PHONE ISINT EVEN AT 1%!? Me: *throws phone away*
![Nuts [YTP] | A Moana parody](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MnIRAGodAXA/mqdefault.jpg)
Deaf ppl :💀💀💀
Blind ppl : 💀💀💀
I didn't expect so many likes
@Hi01532fr lol
He said that because that's the highest he can get every comment
@Hi01532😠
Normal people:💀💀💀
Imagine your Siri was like that 😂
Imma destroy it😭😭😭😭😭👹👍✨💀💅👁👄👁👀
@@pastel8476 ima smash it👌👈
It is like that
@@nafrulnizamabdulmanap2342 Lol
Frrrrrrrr
"i promise i wont get pregnant"💀💀💀💀
AyOo
Yeah i think the battery would almost literally get pregnant lol
How can you get pregnant if your a phone
She meant i promise i wont Be fat
AyOo
Bro Siri says "I promise I don't get pregnant"☠️
🏳️🌈 🔫🤨
me: MOM CAN I GET AN IPHONE
mom: no you already have an iphone
the iphone at home:
👁👄👁
Lol 👁👄👁
Me That's Charging my Phone: 👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️
Here I got you
Break's phone
Throws phone out window
Me too
@@eleanorknox7843 thank you
@@Neuko0214 your welcome
BRO SIRI IS BEING LIKE A HUMAN 💀💀💀💀💀
True
And like that usb charger
First
That's cursed because im a robot
My roblox friend did that to my other friend-
"if i buy iphone"
"SIRI"
Me: "throw away"
👀
*"Pull out debit card and slamming in table"*
AYY WHERE YOU GET THAT SIRI?, WHERE YOU GET THAT??? *"intense hard slamming"*
Siri said like unplug me plug me again bro💀
Nah
No sh!t thanks for explaining that to me i didnt see it 💀
Siri gonna leak battery 💀
💀
💀
💀
💀💀
Ayo 😳😏
Charger is a eggplant for Siri 💀💀
Edit:Siri is f*cking an charger
So that’s what it was i thought Siri was being weird
@@kentjohnson8932Sonic says it gay to have sex with siri because Siri has penises and that's gay Sonic never lies
That r34 phone now she get baby after 9 month lol
@@voidmastervoidmelon7488 a free iphone
@@voidmastervoidmelon7488EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
TH-cam: deleted
Phone: yeeted
Therapist: needed
sanity: depleted
Braincells: decimated
eyes: evaporated
Braindamage:cause
Church:needed
Priest:needed
Bible:NEEDED
Holy water:N E E D E D
Aye ima charge my-
Siri: Un-
F*CK TO THE NAWWWWW
SAME
To the no no nooo
To the no no Noo
@ballerguy1938 great idea😀
MY NAME IS NAAAAOOOH😫😫😫😫🫨
@Xxserialdesignation_vxX but your v?
Jexi and Phill if phill was normal be like
Normal ppl: 💀
Deaf ppl: 💀
Blind ppl: 🤔
Dead ppl: "yes omg yes don't stop" WTF AM I HEARING!?
I'll shoot my phone if this happens with Google-
Same-
Bro you can't even beat meat
Well it won't
I wouldn't, in fact, I would go even harder.
@@AH-lx5nj ayo
I swear if my Google assistant did that I would yeet my phone to another dimension-
True
same
Same
@@ShadowwwTGoogle assistance: **calls suicide prevention's**
Ya true
Phone: yeeted
Bleach: Needed
History: Deleted
Meat: Beated
Fbi: Meeted
Prison: Seated
Hell: Greeted
Eyes: Mistreated
dam you'll ryming
damn
"Meat: Beated" 💀💀💀
THE ULTIMATE COMBO
I commented this 7 months ago
Me: "plugs in laptop charger*
Laptop: "More~ You're not that weak, are you? Show me!"
Me: "What in gods name did I just do? Where the fuck is my therapist, priest, holy water, bleach, and shotgun!?"
Right imma point my Rocket launcher and
*BOOOM*
“ where are you going, I didn’t even come yet! “ ☠️☠️
*cum
...
Uhh
"Cu/\/\"
And that’s when I’m like “Nope see ya hahaha I’m going to Oklahoma see ya “
"where r u going? I haven't c7med yet!" TF BROOO
Fr
"Let the chaos begin."
💀💀💀
Yeonjun safe zone
300 spots left like i made this comment 7 months ago
and people are still traumatised
👇
40th like I’m saved
44th what did I even watch 🤢
51😢😢😢
I had trauma😢😢 btw 51
MEEEE
now that's why phones explode when you plug and unplug it💀💀💀
I’m paying for therapy twice no 1 million times
Ayooo that's sus 😳💀
@Braylen Mitchell mega sus
@💜Emoji_amica🖤 mega mega gigachad sus
@💜Emoji_amica🖤 ultra ultra mega god sus
Same this is sus asf
@@VincentLikesWresltingToys42 SUS SUS SUS SUSS SUS DOUBLE SUS SUS OVER THE HILL SUSS AMONG SUS
charging your phone be like 📱
👍
"I pRoMiSe I wOnT gEt PrEgNaNt" like bro you sounded goofy-
This is sus 😂 i love it ❤ lol
siri at the end: but wait i dindt c"m yet😂
When he charges his phone
Siri: aaaaah 😩😩
Grasses may be annual or perennial herbs,[8]: 10 generally with the following characteristics (the image gallery can be used for reference): The stems of grasses, called culms, are usually cylindrical (more rarely flattened, but not 3-angled) and are hollow, plugged at the nodes, where the leaves are attached.[8][9] Grass leaves are nearly always alternate and distichous (in one plane), and have parallel veins.[8]: 11 Each leaf is differentiated into a lower sheath hugging the stem and a blade with entire (i.e., smooth) margins.[8]: 11 The leaf blades of many grasses are hardened with silica phytoliths, which discourage grazing animals; some, such as sword grass, are sharp enough to cut human skin. A membranous appendage or fringe of hairs called the ligule lies at the junction between sheath and blade, preventing water or insects from penetrating into the sheath.[8]: 11
I touched it but the siri didn't
history: deleted
phone: yeeted
therapy: greeted
holy water: needed
Bro is definitely an nsfw artist 💀
Google seeing this: this is why I hate Siri;-;
Nice to know you
Bro is gonna get an ipod from siri
Phone: yeeted
Holy water: needed
My brain:what did I just witness
👁️👄👁️
💧. 💧
google: ALEXA alexa: OH SIRI WHAT IS HAPPENING *calls*siri*girlfriends siria:HOLY SH IT WHAT IS HAPPINING
Bro Tried to make a move
More like phone issues than marriage issues.
Yep
Yep
The most normal Siri in Ohio💀
only in ohio
stop the ohio memes OH MY GOD ITS ANNOYING
Down in ohio swag like ohio
But so acurate
@@alt-nq2qq instant facts bro
ohio memes is only for little kids
Where are you going I didn't even come yet💀💀💀
Phone: yeeted
Therapist: needed
Eyes: bleeding
Life: Not exsisting
Bro got caught 4k ☠️☠️☠️
this was the most sus video that you have ever made lmao
Im glad i have google assistant😂
Same bro😂
Hmmmm
I wish i could modify my google assistant
Same
Same
Me: one more video then i will go to charging my phone.
*The video*
Bro was doing the 👉📱 to Siri💀
Bruhhh yeaaah no I'm out too 🤣🤣🤣
Girl think about the MATERIAL GrrriiiLL 😭💅
The charger: I've been absolutely wasted
Siri in Ohio be like:
🗿👍🙃
Ima charge it
Siri:unplug me
💀💀💀💀💀
Im undownloanding you
Samsung:siri is hot
Google:GET BACK TO WORK!
And 3 minutes after video:BOOMM!!!!
bro 💀💀💀
AYO SIRI
At least my talking google isn't like that
POV: the phone is pregnant. Me: goodbye I'm going bay the milk
I literally never have this type of Siri before
I'm paying for everyone's therapy 💀
Thanks bro 💀🙏🏻
Slay
@@DaddyEren_
@@Marga_liam ???
Your not
@@DaddyEren_not
WHO TF GAVE SIRI DRUGS
Maybe who made the damn phone gave the algorithm the online equipment of drugs
"I didn't even come yet"
Bro what 💀💀💀
Thats actually what i thought she said intill 3 seconds later i notice 😲😳🤢🤮
My brother just said
FBI OPEN UP
WITH A TOY GUN
I am glad I'm don't use IPhone
Me too
Im glad i did that on siri
Sirl:deeper
Me: go's back to the store
XD
She has some issue
OML I SAID WTF OUT LOUD AT 9PM AND EVERYONE IS SLEEPING ⚰
Bruh you sleep in 9 pm I sleep in 10
I dont usually sleep at 9pm most of the time i sleep at 12am or somewhere around 3am
Free therapy
👇
We changing to android with this one🗣️🗣️
"I haven't even cu-" - Siri
Who wants the holy water
👇
Not me having a apple: ....
Bleach:Needed
holy water:Greeted
My brain cells:Yeeted
My life:Deleted
My therapist:over needed
My eyes:Depleted
Jesus:Meeted
Siri literally said "i promise i won't get pregnant"
Sus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
google assistant: what is this 0-o human: you dont wanna know.
Thats why im never buy siri 💀
I gotta get this phone fixed - a wise person
Its a bird its a plane
No its my innocence flying away
Bro is going to buy a new phone💀💀
IMAGINE WALKING INTO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AND THEY GOT A BUNCH OF FURBIES ON THE STAIRS
Yooo why just tou just said pregnet bruh siri🤳👏👏👏
Me:wtf💀
The man:I'm done I'm done I'm done
The phone:where are you going?
I'd slap my phone to death if it did that 💀
I have a siri like that😂😂😂
This man is going far lmao 😂
I promise I won't get pregnant got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"bit i promise i didn't get pregnant" got me dying
Hahaha😂😂 " I promise I won't get pregnant" and the end I dident even 💀 yet"💀💀💀💀💀
Imagine your Siri Was like that 😂
Siri: "I promise I won't get pregnant"
Him: **Ight imma head out**
Me with the MagSafe:😀
ayooooooo siri love that😂😂
How tf did I end up here 😂😂😂
Imagine you siri that just broke your phone
me: oh man mah phone is out of battery let me plug me :)
Me: *plugs my phone in*
Siri: un plug m-
Me: WTF HOW DID YOU COME MAH PHONE ISINT EVEN AT 1%!?
Me: *throws phone away*
"But I promise I won't get pregnant" isn't anyone gonna talk about how the phone will have charger babies or phone babies??
Hmm yes
Bro he forgot His phone was on Reality mode 💀
“Are we doing what I think we’re doing?” BRO KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING AND DIDNT STOP?!
Blind And Deaf:😊
Deaf:☠️
Blind:☠️
SHE REALLY SAID "I DIDN'T EVEN C WORD YET"😭✋