HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS | NEVER RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY | KEEP A CONVERSATION GOING

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  • @sneakylamb1877
    @sneakylamb1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6539

    "try this with your girlfriend"
    lmao why do you think we are here

    • @baljitminhas7961
      @baljitminhas7961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      😂😂😂😂✌️👍

    • @evil2862
      @evil2862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hahahaha

    • @TheKaro
      @TheKaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      XD

    • @khroullo
      @khroullo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      All my girl ever does is talk about her fucking dog 🐶

    • @blueleegin9298
      @blueleegin9298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr

  • @texaspoontappa8539
    @texaspoontappa8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25051

    Me talking to a girl that goes to my same class:
    So, what school do you go to?

  • @5aleddss
    @5aleddss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5554

    Tf this comment section is making me feel like I have friends here

  • @mr.ditkovich6379
    @mr.ditkovich6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6427

    "Talking to girls isn't rocket science"
    It's actually HARDER, I already got my Aerospace Engineering degree and I still haven't figured out how to talk to a girl

    • @bigdaddycoatesy3079
      @bigdaddycoatesy3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Mans winning… but for what 😔

    • @joegotclamps
      @joegotclamps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Congrats on your achivement, sounds gr8!

    • @PeterParker-gp8bi
      @PeterParker-gp8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      YOU’LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR !!!!!

    • @nicodisimone6428
      @nicodisimone6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahahahah top comment right here

    • @UnconfinedConfusion
      @UnconfinedConfusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @The Loser Network and I would too 😂

  • @phoenixkinghorn5233
    @phoenixkinghorn5233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    This comment section makes me feel like im not alone 😂

    • @Moosoon2
      @Moosoon2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right 🤣

    • @soulflame8538
      @soulflame8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know right

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Maybe men are not the problem, girls just don't give a fuck about responding in a meaningful way, or at all, cause they get a lot of texts anyway withouth even trying. So they just pick the most interesting text and choose to reply to him.. at least thats my theory..

    • @lolprogamer5202
      @lolprogamer5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ElvenMan yes they suck, just use them as a one night tool

    • @Chubs729
      @Chubs729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she’s not alone - black widow

  • @markwalker6692
    @markwalker6692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6372

    "Make a statement." Got it. Me approaching girl "Your shirt is red." *Girl awkwardly walks away.* Mission failed, we'll get em next time.

    • @sabirmohammed4820
      @sabirmohammed4820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      😂😂😂u made my day

    • @bahamasbroyt
      @bahamasbroyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Who's guy is this?😂😂😂

    • @rezhoots4209
      @rezhoots4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertmohr4017
      @robertmohr4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Smiley957
      @Smiley957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I don’t know why I read it as “Your shit is red” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @antoniojaimez3603
    @antoniojaimez3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3875

    “girls are programmed to keep a conversation going”
    then why is she ignoring me?

  • @12thLordOfMods
    @12thLordOfMods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4205

    "If you have a girlfriend"
    I don't, that's why I'm here

    • @yes-nc4vo
      @yes-nc4vo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Ur pfp made me happy for some reason

    • @jimmyanderson9957
      @jimmyanderson9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      So true

    • @yes-nc4vo
      @yes-nc4vo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jimmyanderson9957 why do you like your own comment? No hate, just askin..

    • @israelcortez2485
      @israelcortez2485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yes-nc4vo EGO

    • @comradeurcat9554
      @comradeurcat9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You now have 69 likes. Enjoy.

  • @MathiasScott
    @MathiasScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4178

    Friend: "Compliment her"
    Me: "Uhh.. you have.. hairy.. eyes"

    • @planeguybryce
      @planeguybryce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      MathiasGDS look at this duuuuude *hairball occurs* * excessive laughing*

    • @krish2033
      @krish2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @quadriamusa6280
      @quadriamusa6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @joshdeveaux6936
      @joshdeveaux6936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's this from cant remember where I remember it from

    • @25_kylie16
      @25_kylie16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If that was me : Umm... okay?

  • @toxiicvenom7003
    @toxiicvenom7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5595

    Girl : I just got my nails done
    Me: nice you nailed it

    • @ionutichim21
      @ionutichim21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      And that kids, is how you end up a virgin forever.

    • @cralo2066
      @cralo2066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      tbh this isn't too bad of a line

    • @SGS_insight
      @SGS_insight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      This was funny

    • @briangarcia7384
      @briangarcia7384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@prospect-criticalops6182 u sir deserve jesus Christ's offspring for ur legendaryness

    • @cralo2066
      @cralo2066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@prospect-criticalops6182 Hahahaha very smooth bro

  • @maximiliangulici6230
    @maximiliangulici6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5409

    Girl to guy: look my new nails
    Guy: I wish I could have nails like that.
    Girl: what?
    Guy: what?

  • @summary6839
    @summary6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    1. Open ended: long statement followed by question
    2. Speak in a slow and low tone to reflect confidence
    3. Use pauses instead of filler words
    4. Keep the focus of the conversation on the girl
    5. Try to focus on topics where her emotion is involved

    • @BossDaMoneyMaker
      @BossDaMoneyMaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just do what you wanna do, dont follow any advice

  • @junkiekiller9002
    @junkiekiller9002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    Best friend: what’s going on man?
    Me: not much, just got this new Lamborghini.
    Best friend: oh nice

    • @Walkdaboss
      @Walkdaboss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      yeah, it goes crazy fast..

    • @GeneghisKhan
      @GeneghisKhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Best friend: I also bought this new game
      Me: Hell yeah, let's go play!!

    • @trevoreagar4092
      @trevoreagar4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Me: wanna ride it
      Best Friend: Sure man
      **Awkward silence**

    • @Alaaslayer
      @Alaaslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@trevoreagar4092 if iy was best friend it will be comfortable silence

    • @trevoreagar4092
      @trevoreagar4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Alaaslayer good point

  • @yeah8347
    @yeah8347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3030

    “Opening her up”
    Isn’t that... the plan

  • @chickennugsoil4421
    @chickennugsoil4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4850

    I can see the fbi man in my phone just shacking his head

    • @zanderhalverson2672
      @zanderhalverson2672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      My FBI agent is more concerned about this then when I looked up how fit an ak47 in a backpack

    • @Scamp2x
      @Scamp2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Chickennugs Oil on god

    • @Sub2Xavier
      @Sub2Xavier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IKR

    • @jakethefinn2353
      @jakethefinn2353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      _shacking?_

    • @ranny3507
      @ranny3507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      On Jah

  • @macewindu6853
    @macewindu6853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Best trick is not to give a shit, everything tends to go your way when you don’t try or care about it anymore, I’ve made some progress

    • @lawrencechikowore9227
      @lawrencechikowore9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You're right this tips will only get you friendzoned

    • @moneyonmind2412
      @moneyonmind2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thanks Mace Windu I also agree . When you show girls little interest they tend to want to talk to you more . Facts

    • @BatmanTheGrate1
      @BatmanTheGrate1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @shadeyj3768
      @shadeyj3768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some good facts from mace windu

    • @axelw7323
      @axelw7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Incorrect. I tried this for like 2-3 months and girls just thought I was dry and stopped talking to me.

  • @bigcan1031
    @bigcan1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Me talking hella confident with guys: confident 1000+
    Girl joins conversation: confidence -1000

    • @thomasrichards646
      @thomasrichards646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same it’s fucked aye

    • @JohnyBravo_kxng
      @JohnyBravo_kxng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same bro

    • @denzelboahene876
      @denzelboahene876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh I swear I could have a thousand words to say when talking to a girl I can only say two or three words

    • @mohammedhannan2263
      @mohammedhannan2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@denzelboahene876 BRO I CAN RELATE. I HAVE THE ENTIRE CONVO PLANNED OUT IN MY HEAD YET I CANT SAY THE WHOLE THING AND ONLY SAY LIKE 3 words.

    • @mohammedhannan2263
      @mohammedhannan2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it’s like that, when it comes to us brothers we can easily just say some stuff and call it a day and we all be chill. But once we say something to a girl we all got something to worry about.

  • @Ardent761
    @Ardent761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4756

    Imagine looking up a tutorial on how to talk to your own species. Now that's a power move.

    • @Jk42020
      @Jk42020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Xeusa well id say girls are a different species

    • @25_kylie16
      @25_kylie16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Girls are just more... emotionally complicated, I think. According to the internet, that's what us girls are

    • @rnlaut0453
      @rnlaut0453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HA! GAIIIII

    • @Walkdaboss
      @Walkdaboss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      well you’re here as well

    • @Warn3rrr
      @Warn3rrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, it’s not a power move... ITS PATRICK

  • @glazejack_ross_2741
    @glazejack_ross_2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    “Talking to girls isn’t rocket science”
    My brain “are you sure about that?”

    • @guitarpick8109
      @guitarpick8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @lemons2406
      @lemons2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No it's harder
      (Coming from a girl who has never had a boyfriend😭)

    • @showcasescript9083
      @showcasescript9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait didn’t you use your brain to say those words or think those words?

    • @alynaddari314
      @alynaddari314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same way as me XD

    • @7StarHeryla
      @7StarHeryla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m better off learning rocket science

  • @Sgplgame
    @Sgplgame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The best thing I realized from talking to girls and anybody really is to treat every single conversation like a personal interview. (Let’s say a late night talk show or something.)Treat the person you are talking to like a guest who you are interviewing in your life. Trust me this always works. But while they are talking listen carefully and think of questions you want to ask in your head while they are speaking about a certain topic.

  • @RatchetSprite1
    @RatchetSprite1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5155

    From experience,
    Guys... if you see a girl that looks anywhere near attractive, please, from the bottom of my heart, go up to her and just say "hi". That's it. That's all you have to do. It doesn't matter if the conversation is awkward. It doesn't matter what you talk about. It doesn't matter if she likes you. Go up to her and say SOMETHING. Because if you say nothing, and she walks away, and you don't even know her name, you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      RatchetSprite most guys too stupid to realize that that's why there here watching g this crap. Yes I am here but I was just curious.

    • @topintro9986
      @topintro9986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      RatchetSprite gonna have to lose some weight i weight about 188 about 2 months ago (im 15 and 5"10) but now I'm 167 and want to lose all this chest fat it really discourages me to talk to any girls.

    • @jamarkiemarkhd8734
      @jamarkiemarkhd8734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Top Intro same kinda wanna be in shape if I’m gonna talk to a girl

    • @MrAmazin92
      @MrAmazin92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Unasked Weevil Same bro..

    • @neven8043
      @neven8043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unasked Weevil Yeah, me too

  • @david-br4ti
    @david-br4ti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7128

    I’ve already lost all hope when I looked up “how to talk to girls” on TH-cam

  • @lilswxvy295
    @lilswxvy295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5771

    I tried it, it’s patched.
    Is there a new hack for May 2019

  • @fizzlittner
    @fizzlittner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    dude this video is actually so helpful. after watching this 16 times i was finally able to speak to a female. she may have screamed at me once after but eventually she came around!!! thanks so much!

  • @bshaun2740
    @bshaun2740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    Hot girl: Walks by
    Me: Act cool, Act cool act cool
    Me: Hey are you having nice weather today

  • @terencecunningham
    @terencecunningham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    I think youtube is subtly trying to roast me by putting this in my recommended

    • @fzprof1756
      @fzprof1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Terence Cunningham severlely underrated comment that it hurts bro XD

    • @xdeathxpop2156
      @xdeathxpop2156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im doneeee

    • @destroya_2345
      @destroya_2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Terence Cunningham low key I’m shit at talking to girls and TH-cam knew it

    • @Reaperdeathpunch
      @Reaperdeathpunch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same dude.

    • @davidnewbon4385
      @davidnewbon4385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao, same

  • @codnecromancerexe1125
    @codnecromancerexe1125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    How to keep a conversation going. “I have a lambo”

  • @kinglone9720
    @kinglone9720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Talking to man: easy mode
    Talking to girls: difficult mode

    • @paprikaman1124
      @paprikaman1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      talking to a pretty girl that u want to be at least friend with: veteran

    • @mehduh5564
      @mehduh5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nah hardcore mode

    • @rosvokomppania
      @rosvokomppania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And taking to girl you really like: mission impossible

    • @timothylee5579
      @timothylee5579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Talking to crush: asian mode

    • @M1911-w1j
      @M1911-w1j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Talking to friends: recruit
      Talking to a man: regular
      Talking to girls: hardened
      Talking to your crush: veteran

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Had a conversation with a girl, I ended often with like cool, cool... then there was a ten second silence (wich I enjoyed) and she started an other subject. I understood she wanted to keep talking so I did as well. Now I understand she just wanted to stay high.

    • @Brbr300
      @Brbr300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      From Dust To A Lifeform ikr what a crack head

    • @caedenmay7276
      @caedenmay7276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Wow how horrible she used you to get high what has this world come to

    • @ExotooCrazy
      @ExotooCrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @arik4362
      @arik4362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Youre a fuckn genius👏😂

    • @jamescharles5394
      @jamescharles5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From Dust To A Lifeform lmao

  • @SaikaLiao
    @SaikaLiao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    "Open her up"
    Got it guys wish me luck.

    • @upielipsonyoutube9272
      @upielipsonyoutube9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I wish you luck fellow introvert virgin epic gamer

    • @durgzl4294
      @durgzl4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @bigpoppa709
      @bigpoppa709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait a minute

    • @hoytsigman5435
      @hoytsigman5435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's going in boyzz back him up bruh

    • @tea-vw1yi
      @tea-vw1yi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm a girl, good luck!

  • @ig6438
    @ig6438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    My advice to every men in here:
    Never develop feelings before talking and understanding a girl. You won’t regret it if she ignores you simply because you were seeking a connection between you and her and it’s not always the looks that matter 😉

    • @AsianDriver2
      @AsianDriver2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I am faulty

    • @mikoajsroczek7202
      @mikoajsroczek7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Easy to say though 😕

    • @Israelgalivjan
      @Israelgalivjan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maik Bekin then it sounds like you’re not mature enough, you need to start thinking rationally about relationships, not merely by feelings.

    • @Israelgalivjan
      @Israelgalivjan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Maik Bekin Hi Maik. I’m not here to accuse you of your feelings. By any means, feel free to express what you feel for somebody. From your story I can tell that you are just a little shy. It’s not a problem since I’ve been shy too, but you have to get rid over it. It will take time so don’t push yourself. I think you might want to tell your feelings to somebody you’re really close to. If you find yourself confident and mature enough you can decide yourself whether you want to be in a relationship with her. From my pov I can see that many young people are not as dead serious in a relationship. And if one of the two are not serious about it how can you seriously expect a lifelong relationship? Now again I’m not here to accuse anyone. I’m just telling my own perceptions. I am 22 and even I myself found not to be ready for a relationship. I kindly expressed it to someone and I got over it without fear of losing her. My advice to you is, what I wrote above, try to be more confident and then you’ll find yourself to be less shy in public it’ll help a lot.
      Tips to be more confident:
      1. Try to find a job and cash some (if you haven’t already.)
      2. Try to seek people who’re further in life with you and tell your problems if you can trust them. It’s an act of courage!
      3. Maybe go to the gym and do a workout (if you didn’t go already) this will boost your testosterone levels which make you feel a ‘man’ 💪🏼.
      Those tips above I have applied in my life and it works great at least to me. I hope I could help you out with it! Cheers

    • @calvinma9493
      @calvinma9493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Start a youtube channel, im interested in your knowlech

  • @uglybastard2324
    @uglybastard2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dudes understand each others feeling no explanation needed

  • @שגהש
    @שגהש 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    "What's up man?
    -Not much, just got this new lamborghini right here.
    Oh, nice."
    Just a normal guy to guy conversation.

    • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
      @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Thats actually very true.

    • @ogreatone1365
      @ogreatone1365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      What do you mean all of my mates have lambos

    • @arvy7765
      @arvy7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Your friend just randomly gets a lambo one day
      "Oh, nice"
      Lol this video

    • @rroohhaann123ful
      @rroohhaann123ful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arvy7765 u have gey

    • @arvy7765
      @arvy7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rroohhaann123ful
      No u, oh yeah yeah

  • @dr.plague23
    @dr.plague23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2278

    Me flirting with my girlfriend: so you single

  • @DennyIDK
    @DennyIDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    "So..you also like to drink water when you are thirsty?"

    • @yunghaffblod
      @yunghaffblod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @Nathan Wilkins remember in the video when he says most conversations with questions or statements? Not that hard to realize he was giving a funny example of a question bud

    • @DennyIDK
      @DennyIDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +My Penis is big but, thanks man,at least you understood it.

    • @DennyIDK
      @DennyIDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@woogachicken5550 nah man water is healthier

    • @MechaDray
      @MechaDray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yuuji TM humor is a good way to see if a girl is retarded lol

    • @the2kking307
      @the2kking307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DennyIDK I see, what you did there.

  • @theextreme732
    @theextreme732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The major keys to conversation mastery is using everything someone said as a bridge to elongate the conversation

  • @thebigyeeter4282
    @thebigyeeter4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4268

    “Build sexual tension”
    Bruh I just wanna talk

    • @IAmJustin3000
      @IAmJustin3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      literally my girl😂

    • @xtc300mg
      @xtc300mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Im in 9th grade and this is so relateable

    • @angeloviorel9734
      @angeloviorel9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WaZeez
      @WaZeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same 😔

    • @sonkakarotto9358
      @sonkakarotto9358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Gerardo Garcia hmm
      Me: falls on my face
      Also me: ahh my face
      Everyone else: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @nothankyou818
    @nothankyou818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    "Women literally get high off talking"
    im scared now

    • @wallrrusslord4779
      @wallrrusslord4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i dont think he knows what "literally" means

    • @fruze8478
      @fruze8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wallrrusslord4779 Hyperbole

    • @tzrgames6482
      @tzrgames6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish I could get high that easily

    • @brielle6234
      @brielle6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must know this is all wrong right?

    • @トマト-y1v7m
      @トマト-y1v7m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just saying we do get excited when the topic is interesting.... you can see that by girls talking faster when they get excited

  • @tkn9979
    @tkn9979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    *This is 50% harder for guys who stutter*

  • @mohammedhannan2263
    @mohammedhannan2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Trying to build a close relationship out of scratch is definitely no easy job.

  • @andrewdavidov5618
    @andrewdavidov5618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    At this point, rocket science is looking a whole lot easier....

  • @TheFinnishYoutuber
    @TheFinnishYoutuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Her: I just got my nails done
    Me: K, so i just got this Lamborghini

    • @sagelioneldsouza8230
      @sagelioneldsouza8230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Golden007 lying around in mah garage

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Golden007 tuning the engine up, isn't that as cool as your color of your nails?

    • @mrauksia
      @mrauksia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think you got her.

    • @hypermangi8265
      @hypermangi8265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That made me giggle.

    • @JuiceBox22
      @JuiceBox22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Out her in the Hollywood hills

  • @prodrichi
    @prodrichi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    girl: "got my nails done"
    me: "nice, i wish i could get my nails done"
    *guy brain loading...*

    • @xbox360guy19
      @xbox360guy19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      exe. brain stop working

    • @suriyakarunakaran2983
      @suriyakarunakaran2983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice, wish I could get one for my sister... *brain.exe stops working* and suddenly realizes *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @Smoothie_dude
      @Smoothie_dude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suriyakarunakaran2983 😂😂😂

    • @maurice7017
      @maurice7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xbox360guy19 brain.exe has stopped working

    • @25_kylie16
      @25_kylie16 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could compliment her a TINY bit on her nails like "Nice" or something. Then change the subject to like maybe "How was your weekend?" Or something else you know?

  • @goldiesincity8005
    @goldiesincity8005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy actually gives real advise , no lies , no tricks and no filters . Conversation rules the nation.

  • @baconchan8939
    @baconchan8939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    TH-cam knows how single I am
    FML

  • @jeansarino6601
    @jeansarino6601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    "hey what's up"
    "not much just got this new Lamborghini here"
    "oh nice"
    "it's crazy fast"
    who tf made those lines HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @ricardodelrio7328
      @ricardodelrio7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Jean Sarino probably tai Lopez

    • @henryalbert9672
      @henryalbert9672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Here in my garage

    • @gorgeousgab2461
      @gorgeousgab2461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry Albert lmfaoo

    • @ongoingcoyote5601
      @ongoingcoyote5601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I just got this new Lamborghini guys will talk for hours on the engine block and transmission and compare them to other super cars

  • @declan._.3053
    @declan._.3053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    A hot girl comes and tells me I’ve had my nails done.
    Me : 😐 I wish I could get my nails done

    • @ehrarli7543
      @ehrarli7543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lmaoaosoooel

    • @jamesborunda6081
      @jamesborunda6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just say: that’s awesome! Where did you get them done?

    • @maydayqaygaming6454
      @maydayqaygaming6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I want to say that to my crush now!!!

    • @yoloswagprobro8227
      @yoloswagprobro8227 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TeeBee TV hey swagger wanted his nails black

    • @fullelement4886
      @fullelement4886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What's funny is that could actually work if you said it jokingly. You could get serious brownie points with a woman making a joke like that.

  • @comradeurcat9554
    @comradeurcat9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Girls get high off of talking”
    SO THATS WHY MY MOM NEVER STOPS NAGGING ME

  • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
    @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Me: hi
    Her: hi
    Me: good how are you
    *soul has left earth*

  • @leon17santana
    @leon17santana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    Getting a boyfriend : Just look good lmao
    Getting a girlfriend : Be carefull at everything you say, dress well everywhere, watch tmf and alpha m 24/7 and look good

    • @justinnix1347
      @justinnix1347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      LOL I KNOW WTF IS GOING ON.

    • @ourmodernworldofficial
      @ourmodernworldofficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Shit is accurate!

    • @quintonlich
      @quintonlich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or just recognize the anime their Instagram profile pic is from

    • @901rodney2
      @901rodney2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Caleo eh be yourself in my opinion

    • @3DJapan
      @3DJapan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fly man Yes #1 is "be rich".

  • @justinmarshall6937
    @justinmarshall6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    1 Start with Question/ Statement
    2 Use Bridge Talk (everything they say)
    3 Open Up someone by making long statements with question at end.
    4 Strong Slow Masculine Voice (EVERYONE is in your league)
    5 Use the “Pause” not uhh
    6 Keep focus on the girl and things she strongly feels about

    • @ankit.says59
      @ankit.says59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had to scroll alot and when I reached this comment the video is almost at the end

    • @Lil_jmp
      @Lil_jmp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THAT'S the mentally that I need. I AM OUT OF HER LEAGUE

    • @TheR3DMist
      @TheR3DMist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was looking for dis in da comments thank you

    • @grevivi5580
      @grevivi5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @rikoguitar
      @rikoguitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Any examples of long statements with questions at end

  • @moneyonmymind4617
    @moneyonmymind4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whenever a guy starts talking about something they love and have a passion for it automatically makes them seem more attractive to me.

  • @cinatiropel
    @cinatiropel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    -"you're so funny haha''
    -"thanks i watched a youtube video to learn how to talk to you''
    -"...''

  • @ThrillApex
    @ThrillApex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    "if you have a girlfriend" I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF I HAD ONE

    • @ceazargarcia4046
      @ceazargarcia4046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rayjramirez7025 lmaoo

    • @masonj1417
      @masonj1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just cause I have one doesn’t mean I know how to talk to them, because I’m low key clueless

    • @MessiahMma
      @MessiahMma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hank hill lmaoo bruh I cant 👀

    • @not_now_swerv6472
      @not_now_swerv6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      phact productions same

    • @RSO_Teezy
      @RSO_Teezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      phact productions 🤣same🤣🤣

  • @Astraldymensions
    @Astraldymensions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    *Video about talking to girls*
    "Perfect! Now I'll learn how to talk to girls so I can get a girlfriend"
    *Practice talking with your girlfriend*
    "Wait..."

    • @Joel-nw7ov
      @Joel-nw7ov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Astraldymensions 😂

    • @ceazargarcia4046
      @ceazargarcia4046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm dead hahaha

    • @cashordeals3672
      @cashordeals3672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof

    • @JustMe-rm2pw
      @JustMe-rm2pw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbh none of this actually works. Girls understand guys kinda suck at small talk. We understand, this feels really manipulative.

    • @iniubongnkanga9390
      @iniubongnkanga9390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel no one deserves to be in a relationship with a narcissist they are terrible people that feel entitled thank God for my friend who referred me to an hacker and i was able to hack my narcissist partner's phone and see all the proofs i needed for a divorce and even terrible things they had planned contact Mike to help he is a genius, you can text/call +1 (415) 323-6758 or reach him on WhatsApp +1 (724) 330-3252 and also write to Via Gmail (geniustracker701)

  • @2bakeddd_sm0key
    @2bakeddd_sm0key 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    95% emotions 10% logic, mans just spoken pure facts 💯

    • @rovantion2929
      @rovantion2929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blud doesn't know math 💯

  • @DerFleischer
    @DerFleischer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "so, what did you do to get a girlfriend"
    "i leveld conversation to level 100"

    • @UncleCheezmo
      @UncleCheezmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R. V. Datmir mad funny bro

    • @jaysongrobler5174
      @jaysongrobler5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R. V. Datmir bro no

    • @Iloveangrybird
      @Iloveangrybird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wish it was like fallout where I can boost my charisma to 10

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      just skip the grind and where the enchanted ring of attraction on your left ring finger. lol It's disgusting how much more women will pay attention to you once they think you are already caught. If you want at least a better chance of a hookup anyways obviously not a good tactic for a real girlfriend with those morals.

  • @shake4259
    @shake4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I just talked to a group of hot girls for an hour straight!!! I think they really like me but I'm pretty sure they think I'm gay...

    • @cowtoads7593
      @cowtoads7593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Thicc Shake L

    • @shake4259
      @shake4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I had a joke planned for when somebody replyed, but I forgot.

    • @Quadd1234
      @Quadd1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Thicc Shake so you gay and got bad memory

    • @bulletchevyz71
      @bulletchevyz71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Quadd1234 he cant remember shit but can remember dick.

    • @Quadd1234
      @Quadd1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A. D. Ay yo, pause

  • @elvis7750
    @elvis7750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    Not much, just got this new lamborghini here😂

  • @kalybyohe
    @kalybyohe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is actually pretty helpful, I struggle with keeping a conversation going and after I finished the video I went through some of my conversations and saw that what he was talking about in the video was what I was doing

  • @Abdulrazaq-ys8bd
    @Abdulrazaq-ys8bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Me: *Searches up how to talk to a girl*
    * reads funny comments the whole time and understands 0% of the video*
    Fuck my life

  • @frycopy2746
    @frycopy2746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Damn this so tactical it could be a cod perk

    • @chek1n
      @chek1n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lol nice one, i actually laughed

    • @megariver5761
      @megariver5761 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ramzi Grini I know right😂This was epic

    • @JZGreengo
      @JZGreengo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why you don’t have a girlfriend

    • @ishworpoudel7305
      @ishworpoudel7305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep but in reality it's far different, try it

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tactical flirting incoming! It’s over!

  • @yoloswagprobro8227
    @yoloswagprobro8227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    “Got my nails done”
    “Yes I also liked end game”

  • @judeutash3371
    @judeutash3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I swear I learned more watching this than I ever learned in school

  • @zachbartlett2829
    @zachbartlett2829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    “Opening her up” that’s why we are all here

  • @CommandoMaster
    @CommandoMaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    Ask a ton of questions and throw in a couple things about yourself here and there. Let them do the talking. AHAHAHA!

    • @aliehab8093
      @aliehab8093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The problem is that I can’t speak German and none of the girls here are good English talkers so that my problem I think I’m going back to the US

    • @reedvandenbranden9174
      @reedvandenbranden9174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Ali Ehab I think you need how to speak German more than how to talk to girls

    • @snipestyl
      @snipestyl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ali Ehab so you're in germany rn?

    • @xxxShoppingcom
      @xxxShoppingcom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Commando Master
      Go treat yourself to a new adult toy from our online store

    • @wilhemalmodovar8910
      @wilhemalmodovar8910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ali Ehab I have the opposite problem lol

  • @danielmerek3928
    @danielmerek3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Hanging out with one today, wish me luck guys...

  • @christopherrobbertse3416
    @christopherrobbertse3416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Everything you could ever want in life is already owned by someone else and all you have to do to get it, is to convince them to give it to you." - 8:43

    • @forged8556
      @forged8556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Broo I was scrolling through the comments while watching the vid and the moments lined up as I was reading this

    • @christopherrobbertse3416
      @christopherrobbertse3416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forged8556 is it the algorithm or some higher power? 🤔 ;)

  • @thiemen_5506
    @thiemen_5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    "Girls are like oceans, 95% emotions and 5% logic." LMAO

    • @NoOne-sq4et
      @NoOne-sq4et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      If this video was made today, this guy would have been obliterated by Karens

    • @StiftungMuttertest
      @StiftungMuttertest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@NoOne-sq4et facts

    • @saartjeh
      @saartjeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh no

    • @broomer8910
      @broomer8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This is 100 percent true, I have had many long lasting relationships. I may be a little autistic, but ive always known they are malleable.
      He spits facts.

    • @saartjeh
      @saartjeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@broomer8910 bruh

  • @wilfred5961
    @wilfred5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    " Girls are 95% emotions, and 5% logic "
    Ouch.. xD

    • @isxbxllxsxgxr425
      @isxbxllxsxgxr425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I'm a girl (I have no idea why I'm watching this) but honestly it's actually 40% emotions and 60%logic. I'm not joking, it is.

    • @jackvardy6661
      @jackvardy6661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@isxbxllxsxgxr425 you got snap?

    • @jedimonk993
      @jedimonk993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's true but my experience it's like 99% emotional and 1% logic with my family

    • @Eidel_Rose
      @Eidel_Rose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      From what I HEARD it was like 90% emotions 9% logic .05% love and .05% friendly
      But from my point of view it’s 💯 sassy

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And 100% gold digger 😂

  • @Sharkenite
    @Sharkenite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I had no idea being a conversationalist was an actual skill....and I PLAYED 300 hours in Skyrim!! Speech is real!!

    • @alexanderthegreat1276
      @alexanderthegreat1276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      of course speech is real ! what the hell did you think a lawyers or politicans job is all about ?

    • @notfixrrs1079
      @notfixrrs1079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have 5000 hours I'm a pro

    • @razumikhim
      @razumikhim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tbh just FUS ROH DA them and thats it

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@razumikhim No, that would make things worse. Do you really think that would get a girl to like you? Using "RII VAAZ ZOL" would be more effective and there you have it, your very own soulmate.

    • @luisleon5485
      @luisleon5485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speech💯

  • @nightvision1837
    @nightvision1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tip : Next time tell her where she lives. Its a great conversation starter and ice breaker.
    Tell her more info such as when she sleeps, what is her favorite food, what did she wore to bed last night for extra points.

    • @user-wh5fj6pj6m
      @user-wh5fj6pj6m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @s b Maybe you’re not being specific enough. Try describing the exact colour and material of the outfit she wore to bed

  • @brockstory3076
    @brockstory3076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    “They literally get high off of talking”😂

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Brock Story My school is a hotbox

    • @matiaspalacios83
      @matiaspalacios83 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @MrUrech
      @MrUrech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a great point. Drugs are everything to humans

    • @apextcg
      @apextcg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CaptN Mexico HAHAHHA SO TRUEE

    • @Quissayilen
      @Quissayilen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brock Story lol im a girl and i was like LMAO

  • @adrixncohxn
    @adrixncohxn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    Me : Hey , how are you doing?
    Her: Good and you?
    Me: I'm okay.
    Her : "nods "
    Me: "Silent " " what else do I say "
    " Awkward silence"
    This happens to us all 😹😹😹

    • @shubhamrathi5531
      @shubhamrathi5531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That happens to me every single time

    • @uneedrambo716
      @uneedrambo716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Top comment

    • @ljfirelord
      @ljfirelord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MO THEKINGSLAYER BRO WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER THIS DO YOU SAY I WANNA KNOW YOU BETTER OR WHAT

    • @cameronkolodie1932
      @cameronkolodie1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      uneedrambo ask things about her, generally people like to talk about themselves, ask about the things she might be into.

    • @kalecardenas9645
      @kalecardenas9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      soufianky legend “and you?”

  • @iridescent5667
    @iridescent5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Me: Hello
    Girl: Hi
    Me: *Trying to think of what to say* So what gender are you?

    • @Khe2BVevo
      @Khe2BVevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This comment section is a try not to laugh

    • @tobyanderson8360
      @tobyanderson8360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Khe2BVevo lol

    • @noaholiver908
      @noaholiver908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg this one got me laughing

    • @aligh4559
      @aligh4559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is what we call lit comment

    • @zachariah9037
      @zachariah9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An attack helicopter.

  • @vision3691
    @vision3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have to admit, I am a confident guy and good looking but never got any girls becasue I couldn't keep a conversation with them. So many girls were interested in me but loose attraction very fast. The last 3 months i finally started talking about anything and mix humor with it, and becasue of that a girl approached me. This time she didn't leave. Now I learned how to keep the conversation emotional with her and things are about to go down ;)...

  • @TK-cs1qc
    @TK-cs1qc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2936

    Instructions were unclear...Ended up dating my stepdad
    UPDATE: We’re pregnant💯

    • @avf6532
      @avf6532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      T K uwu

    • @avf6532
      @avf6532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (-^~^-)

    • @chip5290
      @chip5290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @serena616
      @serena616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well damn....

    • @matchuwuwu
      @matchuwuwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oH nO

  • @hellobro8188
    @hellobro8188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Him "it's just what guys naturally don't care about"
    Me: "you got that right"

    • @tgsthegoldenswag5700
      @tgsthegoldenswag5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The only thing I got from this video is that girls talk about useless things

    • @SouperblySoup
      @SouperblySoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ^ Yeah your right, I lost my capability to feel happy when talking about things I'm into with my friends because of people like that, I always make myself seem like I'm interested in what another is talking about even when I'm really not. An example would be when I was talking about Roblox with a Guy friend who liked Roblox as well, he asked why I talked so much about something I liked when he did so as well but he talked even more, and when I finnaly got my "Turn" to say something I'm immediately given a back handed insult. Like seriously, I enjoyed my time with you and even chose to be your friend when most of the other students in our class didn't like you I let you talk about whatever you liked while I waiting patiently for you to finish so WHY couldn't you let me say something that I was so proud of doing, even if it was about a game in Roblox just for ONE minute??? ☹

    • @mak4703
      @mak4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SouperblySoup you're friend sounds selfish

  • @cryptictv3181
    @cryptictv3181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Me: {she’s human just like me I got
    this}
    Crush: Hi
    Me: *SCREAMS*

    • @shaellekaretai6475
      @shaellekaretai6475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GG

    • @love-uw5pk
      @love-uw5pk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CrypticTV _ underrated conment😂😂

    • @aaaaaaa.77
      @aaaaaaa.77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your crush says hi to you? What's so hard talking to her then?

    • @quadriamusa6280
      @quadriamusa6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @thesweepingrroof4932
    @thesweepingrroof4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s ok don’t feel bad for looking this up. You got millions of other people that are here too

  • @HansyBarts
    @HansyBarts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    Crush starts walking near you*
    me: “act normal, act normal, act normal, act normal”
    *starts running away with an naruto pose*

    • @letsmakeapawno
      @letsmakeapawno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lmaooooo

    • @isauwy
      @isauwy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Ok you are really at the bottom of society

    • @tr1stan706
      @tr1stan706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      074 isa says the one judging him...

    • @God-wf7jo
      @God-wf7jo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GOLD😂

    • @nsj9861
      @nsj9861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That’s actually a pretty alpha male thing to do

  • @josephB562
    @josephB562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    As someone who has been depressed about not having any luck with girls this is my advice. Focus on yourself and your own ambitions. Whether it means getting right with God, graduating college etc, don’t let a lack of woman stop you from living your life.

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      All you need to do is go to a club and be willing to buy women drinks and be half way decent looking... Men like you who get no responses on dating sites and are depressed about it are just killing themselves internally...

    • @everyone3144
      @everyone3144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      When you succeed in life, women follow.

    • @colbyb7187
      @colbyb7187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gods not real

    • @Letgoit2
      @Letgoit2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@colbyb7187 gotta believe what makes you strong. No matter what you think. Religion is a thing just like going to the gym. People go to their repected buildings/temples of faith to pray and thats it.
      Have a good one

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@colbyb7187 you can't prove if god is real or if he isn't real. Trying to prove either one makes you look like that one idiot. Not saying your an idiot, your smart, and I hope you stay positive and have a nice life with a nice family. Don't worry, everyone loves you even if you think they dont love you.

  • @dnalol7648
    @dnalol7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Trying to give compliment
    "Look at this, I spend the whole morning working on it!"
    "should I say good job or well done?"
    My brain-well done!
    My decision-good job!
    My mouth-WELL JOB!

    • @xxtayebxxt.o3556
      @xxtayebxxt.o3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmaoooooooooo the funniest

    • @mattoreo5854
      @mattoreo5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brain: Hi, how are you?
      My mouth: HOW....?

    • @thomasrichards646
      @thomasrichards646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha that’s too accurate 👌

    • @hjjjj7888
      @hjjjj7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yes

    • @foxsins314
      @foxsins314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO!!!

  • @ragalaitime
    @ragalaitime ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank god... I'm not the only one

  • @charless1640
    @charless1640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    Talk too much and you end up in the friend zone.

    • @Eren_Yeager2000
      @Eren_Yeager2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      thanks why you gotta be touchy, while you do it.

    • @Eren_Yeager2000
      @Eren_Yeager2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      ​@@call9kai9to9die aha only alphas are brave enough to touch a girl, beta bitches never touch girls, only themselves.

    • @Sublimnalxx
      @Sublimnalxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      beta bitches begin statements with "aha"

    • @neighbor472
      @neighbor472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Beta bitches call people beta bitches in TH-cam comment sections

    • @Eren_Yeager2000
      @Eren_Yeager2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Subb, beta bitches complain about how a man speaks.

  • @manofculture6682
    @manofculture6682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Me: hi
    Girl: hi
    silence
    Me: it was nice to meet but i gotta go

  • @randriakotonjanaharytolotr6249
    @randriakotonjanaharytolotr6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Note to myself:
    What to say:
    -Open the conversation with a statement or a question
    -Ask opened ended question (a question which answer can't be answered with a simple word or two (e.g.: Yes, No, Yesterday, Blue, Cat, Dancing, Miami ...)
    -Reply with a long statement ending with another question
    -Use what's shes says as a bridge to the next topic
    -Keep the conversation about her
    -Ask questions about her to genuinely know her more
    -Keep the conversation emotional
    -Avoid filler words (uh, like, mmmh, .... ) use pause instead
    How to say:
    -Tonality: Talk at your deepest voice that feels natural (don't artificially lower your voice.)
    -Volume: speak up (quiet and soft means lack of confidence = insecure)
    -Rate: speak slowly and naturally (too fast mean nervous)

    • @BossDaMoneyMaker
      @BossDaMoneyMaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah bro advice is useless cause you basically giving women power by doing what they want. Ima do what i wanna do, i use filler words and gonna keep using em

    • @_marvexx
      @_marvexx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BossDaMoneyMaker🤣

  • @alexaaron8148
    @alexaaron8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the most helpful video I’ve ever seen on this topic

  • @UnrealOG137
    @UnrealOG137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    2:57
    "The next time your girlfriend"
    Alright imma stop you right there.

    • @blix5850
      @blix5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I finally got a girl 🤝

    • @UnrealOG137
      @UnrealOG137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @DJ BLACK40 I had a girlfriend before, actually.

    • @thomasrichards646
      @thomasrichards646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@UnrealOG137
      You’ve beaten me there

    • @gamerkidgoodmobile1635
      @gamerkidgoodmobile1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m like the shortest guy in my grade and she is taller and someone taller and better looking likes her and talks to her I don’t know what to do

    • @yes-nc4vo
      @yes-nc4vo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamerkidgoodmobile1635 damn that sucks bruv, just be confident i guess? Best of luck my man

  • @Luke.
    @Luke. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Isn’t frustrating when girls expect us to keep the conversation going? Dialog is a two way road.

    • @nicholashelms2395
      @nicholashelms2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I could see girls not being so much like that when talking to them face to face but they most definitely suck at texting.

    • @Luke.
      @Luke. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TH-cam Admin oh they sure do.

    • @nicholashelms2395
      @nicholashelms2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Luke. I will be texting a girl for days and holding the conversation by myself the whole time to get a ok, idk and shit like that. Its pretty exhausting so I told this one girl that I dont think we should talk anymore becuase I dont want to be the only one putting in effort well texting her. Then she responded with a paragraph about how she doesnt want to stop talking and about how she's just tired all the time and isnt good at thinking of things to talk about. So I told her I'm not good at it either then just replied with things like ok and made her carry the conversation for a few days lmao.

    • @Luke.
      @Luke. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TH-cam Admin Good strategy, imma try that ASAP.

    • @showcasescript9083
      @showcasescript9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its a lot harder talking to them face to face

  • @0owz
    @0owz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "girls are programed to keep the conversation going" thats just cap cause they love replying with "oh" "ok" "nice" "cool"

    • @baguette5836
      @baguette5836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      fr

    • @luisaluisa3285
      @luisaluisa3285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      If they are not interested

    • @DellBot
      @DellBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's because she's dropping hints she's not intersted. A girl actually interested would keep the conversation going

    • @rov3rPL
      @rov3rPL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Don't talk to such girls! They're your self esteem crushers.

    • @Syamprasad-v5f
      @Syamprasad-v5f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luisaluisa3285 🥴

  • @LeeAdrian777
    @LeeAdrian777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 44 I’m finally become good at conversation. It took a lot of time and practice. Never give up and keep grinding.

  • @shadowlesswarrior
    @shadowlesswarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    I hate when a girl says “ ugh I wish I can meet a guy like you” but I am me WTF was that ??

    • @Hhoferitza
      @Hhoferitza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      shadowlesswarrior how you know they think your gay😓

    • @Deciant
      @Deciant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      That basically means you but just much better looking

    • @d3monskull706
      @d3monskull706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Thats called friend zone mahman..

    • @Allthewayinthe415
      @Allthewayinthe415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ouch... the *awkward* -friendzone-

    • @straightmelon8792
      @straightmelon8792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who says that

  • @crudesplash5583
    @crudesplash5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2657

    My search history: how to be more confident, how to talk to girls. You can see where this is going
    Edit: I got the best gf ever

    • @CynicalAqualine
      @CynicalAqualine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Go get em my guy

    • @crudesplash5583
      @crudesplash5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@CynicalAqualine thanks man

    • @anwitdey7911
      @anwitdey7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I am 3 yrs late did u get that girl?

    • @crudesplash5583
      @crudesplash5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@anwitdey7911 *days and not yet

    • @anwitdey7911
      @anwitdey7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Aww....U will get one don't worry .
      Try the girls u work with like office or work maybe they tend to work.

  • @DellEbright
    @DellEbright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "Girls could talk for hours..."
    Girls when I am texting: "Okay", "Oh", and "Cool"

    • @sprinkles7597
      @sprinkles7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      probably means they aren’t interested mate.

    • @thomasrichards646
      @thomasrichards646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@sprinkles7597 they never are

    • @mr.ditkovich6379
      @mr.ditkovich6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, that's why they never ask questions

    • @lordvader1672
      @lordvader1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty much

    • @Nobeastmode82
      @Nobeastmode82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or get left on delivered 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @npc2153
    @npc2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This helps so much. Wow. Thank you. Know i know how to keep a conversation going and more importantly how to keep her engaged. Talk about her and use her stories as laching points to find more plot.

  • @cormacstu5261
    @cormacstu5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Girl: I just got my nails done.
    Me: Yeah I agree

  • @Jamal-im5yu
    @Jamal-im5yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Crush: nice weather today
    Me: thanks, you too

    • @thanasiskoutsos9111
      @thanasiskoutsos9111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣

    • @starbabygaming
      @starbabygaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I juss choked on my brisk ice tea and had that shit coming out my nose reading this comment 💀💀

    • @UnconfinedConfusion
      @UnconfinedConfusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@starbabygaming whaddup fellow brisk consumer

    • @test-ti1xj
      @test-ti1xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @stopplaying7925
    @stopplaying7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I’m here for educational purposes I’m not lonely or anything.

  • @robertotrejos1857
    @robertotrejos1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just act like I know them from before to make a confident conversation relax and get my mission possible