How do you only have 249k subs I thought you would have like 3mill, I was genuinely shocked, my dude if you see this comment please know that I'm not saying this for praise or for you to notice me but just honestly think your videos are incredible please don't ever stop.
"Thanksgiving is boring. You just sit around with family...family that forgot about you the rest of the year, until you offer to cook them free food." 😂😂
Thanksgiving isn't boring. You get good food and get to see people you haven't seen all year. I hate Christmas because I hate the shopping you have to do.
Ooo, that last one was super freaky. I have a love/hate relationship at being home alone. Never had anything happen to me (knock on wood). Anyway, this was amazing. Keep up the great work!
The boar story was my favorite and it reminded me of giant animals that would terrorize cities in Ancient Greece. The Caledonian Boar Hunt also came to mind; the leader of the party tried to run from the boar only to get horribly injured. If not for Atalanta's well-aimed arrow, the boar would have skewered him after he drew first blood with a sword slash to its fore-leg.
Guy: there was someone standing on the other side of the curtain now. Someone who wasn't there before Me:🎵there's someone there that wasn't there before🎵
one of my uncles fought with a boar he is 6'6 and 230 pounds but built he was in the military for 13 years, one day he was out bow hunting and the boar ran up and bit his ankle so he kicked it off then literally beat it to death with his feet and hands then stabbed it with a arrow and his knife! he now has a big scar on his ankle from when it bit/gored him he said it was just under 6'0 on all fours and when it stood on it's back legs it was 6'3 this happened some time in the 90's he was actually in the newspaper after it happened the boar must of weighed 400-500 pounds. It's not that unusual to see or get attacked by giant boars those things can get pretty big some times even bigger than a black bear! anyhow happy thanksgiving everyone good video darkness.
The darkness family is invited to thanksgiving on Nov 15th, bring anything from dark chops to prevailing frost cakes, the party will start from 5 p.m and end at 3 a.m.
that pisses me off that those poor children felt bad about having to ask for food especially around the holidays no less breaks my heart and if I had to spare and was their neghbors and new they were struggling that bad I would have been honored to help and keep fed those in need in JESUS holy name not performing the act myself and for any reward or recognition but simply being the eathly conduit/mortal coil neccesary for THE MOST HIGH to spread his LOVE and GOOD WILL through me and Children suffering and in need makes me cry even now writing this and should not exist in our current age especially for someone who knows the unforgiving touch of poverty abuse and the hunger among other sufferings that come with it GOD BLESS ALL who read this
Dude if your gonna have commercials, can you put them at the end/before each story? It really breaks immersion when they come out of nowhere during the climax of a story.
Short answer, I can't. Long answer - My fans are the ones sending me stories. If I placed ads in between stories, things go wrong in all kinds of ways. If the video is all short stories, you'd have ads almost constantly. If the video is full of long stories, the viewer would leave the video before ever seeing a single ad. I can't change the way ads are displayed because of this. There is no right. There is no wrong. Just enjoy the free video.
Darkness Prevails For a short time I thought they were doing it that way. Then they started "de-monetizing" your channel. Now it's back to business as usual for them. They are definitely following Trump's example: they are absolutely insisting on making it all about them.
You know life gets stressful sometimes and i have trouble sleeping because i cant get my mind to stop.. For a dlfew months now these stories are what me and my wife fall asleep too, it really heps amd you do a great job. Thank you for that.
It wasn't even Jons idea which it surprising. It was already a dish and from what I remember places outside of the U.S. and Canada used Goose instead of Turkey.
Awesome stories Darkness! I really miss the old days when my Dad and Grandparents were alive. We still have a big fam but we don't get together. Have a great Thanksgiving too!😍✌🍗🍠
Couldn't help but notice the irony between "Hector" of story #2, and "Zektor" of story #4. "Hector" had no interest in interacting w/his family, and although I don't want to jump to conclusions as I don't know his familial circumstances, it sounds as if he should've at least been grateful to have had the opportunity to be surrounded w/family, and have a meal at all. "Zektor" not only had to spend Thanksgiving w/just his sister as Mom worked, but would've given anything just to have had a meal : ( Just goes to show that, while feeling miserable and sorry for yourself, there will undoubtedly be someone else out there worse off. I hope your Thanksgiving this year, Zektor, will be everything you wish it had been that year, and more. Just know that you're "rich" in ways that can't be bought, and will know what it means to value family and the things you get, and to be grateful, as you know what it means to go without out. I wish you and your sister a truly fabulous feast...and hope your Mom's there to share this one w/you too : )
Darkness, have you seen that new show that aired? It's called Terror in the Woods. Great stuff. Touches on some of what I've heard you and a lot of the other narrators talk about. Not to mention, the intro of the show is scary.....
Giggles Knows Best No. I absolutely love those types of shows. This so far is my favorite now Thanks to all of the creepy hiking and woods horror stories the narrators read.
When I was in nursing school I was running late for hospital clinicals one day so had skipped breakfast. Once there, I landed in surgery rotation for the day thus getting stuck in back to back surgeries. Because of this I missed lunch as well. During the last case of the day, tired and hungry, I zoned out while thinking of what to have for dinner. Suddenly I caught a whiff of what smelt, to me, like steak on the grill. My mouth watered and stomach growled bringing me to full attention again. It was at this moment that I realized the surgeon was cauterizing a bleeding area on a pectoral muscle, a human pectoral muscle. This is the scent that had made me hungry! After that, it was all I could do to keep from vomiting all over the surgical field!! 🤮
13Sharkscanfly Everyone for thamsalf and the food is ALL MINE 🍗🍖🍞🍅🍓🍑🍦🍧🍕🍟🍘🍲🍝🍜🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving as well. I hope everyone has a good one. Just my husband and me left. Bit we share with others that have no family like us. Our extended family I call it. If anyone knows someone alone please share this day as well.
How do you only have 249k subs I thought you would have like 3mill, I was genuinely shocked, my dude if you see this comment please know that I'm not saying this for praise or for you to notice me but just honestly think your videos are incredible please don't ever stop.
Curles Of aswome until he’s old🤔
TH-cam, be fucking with everything...
Curles Of aswome EASY. Its because of these pathetic stories! They're getting worse every time, come on people wake up to yourself! 🤣
Curles Of aswome you are right I was looking at sound cloud and I just looked at this channel and I thought that it has 1m at least
No Body ...exactly....no body....At least you can define yourself...punk
I felt really sad for the kids that were starving that broke my heart 😭
"Thanksgiving is boring. You just sit around with family...family that forgot about you the rest of the year, until you offer to cook them free food." 😂😂
Amber Girl LOL
and you watch football.
Thanksgiving isn't boring. You get good food and get to see people you haven't seen all year. I hate Christmas because I hate the shopping you have to do.
do you know what the true meaning of Christmas is?
realEmoSedillo yes worshipping baby Jesus
Ooo, that last one was super freaky. I have a love/hate relationship at being home alone. Never had anything happen to me (knock on wood). Anyway, this was amazing. Keep up the great work!
Good to know some people remember there’s another holiday after Halloween that isn’t Christmas
😂😂
Melina Diaz yes
*Like this video if you want to stuff my turkey* :)
Darkness Prevails I'll stuff your *turkey* and _gorge_ on -your- everyone's *meat*
Darkness Prevails I’m not gay but $5 is $5
Darkness Prevails let me do it please please please I'm your biggest fan wait I'm not I fan girl umm you are a decent person that I tolorate
I'm going to Pig out 😉 Thanks Giving I love Dark Meat!! It's so Juicy & Tasty.. yummy!!! Much love Sexy Grandma Darkness ✌💙💙
Darkness Prevails u can stuff my turkey
Can you do some Black Friday scary stories?
This Thanksgiving, be thankful to be alive... This world is a strange one...
Here's one Thanksgiving horror story: All My family in one place.
Hallie DiBell
Ahhhhhh HHH HHH hahahah HHH HHH HHH Haas shhhh HHH HHH HHH
don't forget extended family in laws etc.,
Karla Kirkpatrick Ah, yes I did forget about them 😱😳
Sammeeee
OClaudia Castillo of e
The boar story was my favorite and it reminded me of giant animals that would terrorize cities in Ancient Greece. The Caledonian Boar Hunt also came to mind; the leader of the party tried to run from the boar only to get horribly injured. If not for Atalanta's well-aimed arrow, the boar would have skewered him after he drew first blood with a sword slash to its fore-leg.
Story 4 was quite sad and terrifying same time. Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
October went by way too fast
Sierra Nichol I know right like god dang . One minute it was October the next is November first like god dang .
Jason voorhees Yeah and everyone is already going Christmas crazy
Sierra Nichol now don't get me wrong I love Christmas but Halloween has always had a special place in my heart
Jason voorhees Same with me
Ikr all my favorite months go by so fast
Guy: there was someone standing on the other side of the curtain now. Someone who wasn't there before
Me:🎵there's someone there that wasn't there before🎵
This wins the Internet today for the phrase "and that turducken monstrosity."
Darkness I eat wendigos on thanksgiving my family is badass.
Ned Flanders while I agree that is pretty rad . Weingo just doesn't sound good 😂😂😂
Jason voorhees with rake stuffing! Mmmm
Ned Flanders lol
Does it taste like ice cream?
Jason voorhees jason don’t you eat counselours with police stuffing?
Thanksgiving horror story: my fiance burned the turkey.
Lightria Lighshar Lol I bet she's a bad cook lol No offense lol
Thanksgiving horror story: *i was the turkey*
one of my uncles fought with a boar he is 6'6 and 230 pounds but built he was in the military for 13 years, one day he was out bow hunting and the boar ran up and bit his ankle so he kicked it off then literally beat it to death with his feet and hands then stabbed it with a arrow and his knife!
he now has a big scar on his ankle from when it bit/gored him he said it was just under 6'0 on all fours and when it stood on it's back legs it was 6'3 this happened some time in the 90's he was actually in the newspaper after it happened the boar must of weighed 400-500 pounds.
It's not that unusual to see or get attacked by giant boars those things can get pretty big some times even bigger than a black bear!
anyhow happy thanksgiving everyone good video darkness.
your uncles bad-ass and not surprising on the boar I have seen one on a game camera that people swore was a bear
Yup i hate being bored
Thanksgiving 🦃 horror stories! Yes!
First and I love what your doing man keep up the great work
The ‘almost cannibal’ story still has me shook
The darkness family is invited to thanksgiving on Nov 15th, bring anything from dark chops to prevailing frost cakes, the party will start from 5 p.m and end at 3 a.m.
Mmmmhhhh Deep-fried Werewolf with Glazed Wendigo, along with a side stuffed Skinwalker and oven baked Bigfoot, and masked Aliens
I can't tell who's better at their awesome talking Darkness or Mr. Nightmare? Yall tell me whos better
Thanksgiving is that time when people are thankful for the things they have, which are good, and the things they don't have,
That are contagious.
Darkness Prevails Your the Best!
Any bad guy trying to mess with my mashed potatoes is in big trouble
Sarah Read sorry but I'm with the mashed potato police and we must confiscate your plate... ;)
Racer X and what's your mashed potato police badge number LOL
“oh i noped right out of there” MEEEE
Keep posting daily bro. I watch your videos to fall asleep to every night. I can’t sleep without your videos man keep it up!!
I've never clicked so fast💗I love your channel darkness💚
His voice is so soothing it puts me to sleep 😂
Me waching this with wireless headphones
“This was the bi- *BATTERY LOW*
Me: JESUS CHRIST
duck_ master
Another reason to stick with corded headphones.
I know that feeling, I'm using wireless ones rn lmao
that pisses me off that those poor children felt bad about having to ask for food especially around the holidays no less breaks my heart and if I had to spare and was their neghbors and new they were struggling that bad I would have been honored to help and keep fed those in need in JESUS holy name not performing the act myself and for any reward or recognition but simply being the eathly conduit/mortal coil neccesary for THE MOST HIGH to spread his LOVE and GOOD WILL through me and Children suffering and in need makes me cry even now writing this and should not exist in our current age especially for someone who knows the unforgiving touch of poverty abuse and the hunger among other sufferings that come with it GOD BLESS ALL who read this
I'm thankful for this channel ^_^
Lonixx1 same I get bullied a lot it helps me to cope with it
Sydney Reed that's great that you have a coping skill, stay strong friend !
Lonixx1 I will💚
I know we talked yesterday, but really love the channel, and I promise, there’s nothing to worry about :)
Yasss!! Daddy Darkness
Last time I was this early Darkness actually responded to people
Thank you for these wonderful stories, i'm gonna gobble them up. 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
Dude if your gonna have commercials, can you put them at the end/before each story? It really breaks immersion when they come out of nowhere during the climax of a story.
Short answer, I can't. Long answer - My fans are the ones sending me stories. If I placed ads in between stories, things go wrong in all kinds of ways.
If the video is all short stories, you'd have ads almost constantly. If the video is full of long stories, the viewer would leave the video before ever seeing a single ad.
I can't change the way ads are displayed because of this. There is no right. There is no wrong. Just enjoy the free video.
I hate ads.
Pamela B everyone does but it’s how these people make money so we have to put up with it for 5 seconds
Darkness Prevails Don't worry dude I don't mind
Darkness Prevails
For a short time I thought they were doing it that way.
Then they started "de-monetizing" your channel. Now it's back to business as usual for them.
They are definitely following Trump's example: they are absolutely insisting on making it all about them.
Darkness I hope you and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving this year.
Holy buckets, my favorite youtuber uploaded ❤❤
The 4th story is making me sad for them hopefully they are rich now
I love your selections and i love your humanity
Love your videos
Hello darkness my old friend
Ummmm DP, ain't nothin "stuffing" me without my consent, fam. 😂
Lol it's okay. I might get hexed right? :)
I'm open if you want.
Thanksgiving is a happy time to get together with the family&friends and having fun with the whole family-friends
I'm first and I always will be on the scene. Great videos, Darkness!
You know life gets stressful sometimes and i have trouble sleeping because i cant get my mind to stop.. For a dlfew months now these stories are what me and my wife fall asleep too, it really heps amd you do a great job. Thank you for that.
I Love the Holidays!
The second story was my top favorite out of all of them.
Love how he mentions Jon Trons hybrid meat for Halloween
It wasn't even Jons idea which it surprising. It was already a dish and from what I remember places outside of the U.S. and Canada used Goose instead of Turkey.
I love these vids 💙
Yay new video :)
I'm thankful for your uploads
These stories are very scary and entertaining!
Awesome stories Darkness! I really miss the old days when my Dad and Grandparents were alive. We still have a big fam but we don't get together. Have a great Thanksgiving too!😍✌🍗🍠
Thanksgiving horror story: someone invited the racist grandpa
Wow. And after listening I still feel like eating more turkey!
Bring it on ! these stories , Happy Thanksgiving ! .
Happy thanks giving!
They have horror movie of every holiday except this holiday Thanksgiving. Would be great to create a Thanksgiving horror movie
Wow! That drooling hungry story though....
"Man Bacon" 😳
Sounds rather grotesque, doesn't it?
Made me laugh bad!!! Especially the sliver of man bacon!!!
Been saving this one so I could listen to it today XD
I'm watching this at home sick. ❤️
+Ned Flanders 😑
Ned Flanders wot does that even me? ;-;
It means.to bite your arm......
CheddarCheese get well soon
You da man DP I remember when you were a new channel :') they grow up so fast
I know ill like the video‼️
"...And to get stuffed by all the creatures and psychos that lurk out there..."
* Teratophila intensifies *
Rancid eggs left on a cow’s corpse on a hot sidewalk.🏆
"If I didn't suddenly smell that horrible smell" just as i farted xD
Yaaaassss thanksgiving stories! 😘😘😘
Fkd up excellent stories...Total creepers! Keep up the good work!
Just as I got my food!! YESSSSS
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE 1 BILLION SUBS YET ?!?!?
Watching this on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving y'all. 🦃🍽️🍴🔪
I hope you have a great Thanksgiving as well.
Couldn't help but notice the irony between "Hector" of story #2, and "Zektor" of story #4. "Hector" had no interest in interacting w/his family, and although I don't want to jump to conclusions as I don't know his familial circumstances, it sounds as if he should've at least been grateful to have had the opportunity to be surrounded w/family, and have a meal at all. "Zektor" not only had to spend Thanksgiving w/just his sister as Mom worked, but would've given anything just to have had a meal : ( Just goes to show that, while feeling miserable and sorry for yourself, there will undoubtedly be someone else out there worse off.
I hope your Thanksgiving this year, Zektor, will be everything you wish it had been that year, and more. Just know that you're "rich" in ways that can't be bought, and will know what it means to value family and the things you get, and to be grateful, as you know what it means to go without out. I wish you and your sister a truly fabulous feast...and hope your Mom's there to share this one w/you too : )
Thanksgiving should be a happy time for every family gathering
Notification squad
Thanksgiving turkey makes me sleepy.
Secret Agent Nut reporting for duty
MCNUTT007 probably his voice
Holy balls I haven't been this early before
Keep up the great work, if you do. You will not be exterminated when the zero mortal plan activates
Darkness, have you seen that new show that aired? It's called Terror in the Woods. Great stuff. Touches on some of what I've heard you and a lot of the other narrators talk about. Not to mention, the intro of the show is scary.....
Bee Hay
I thought i was the only one!
Giggles Knows Best No. I absolutely love those types of shows. This so far is my favorite now Thanks to all of the creepy hiking and woods horror stories the narrators read.
Omg story 2👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
When I was in nursing school I was running late for hospital clinicals one day so had skipped breakfast. Once there, I landed in surgery rotation for the day thus getting stuck in back to back surgeries. Because of this I missed lunch as well. During the last case of the day, tired and hungry, I zoned out while thinking of what to have for dinner. Suddenly I caught a whiff of what smelt, to me, like steak on the grill. My mouth watered and stomach growled bringing me to full attention again. It was at this moment that I realized the surgeon was cauterizing a bleeding area on a pectoral muscle, a human pectoral muscle. This is the scent that had made me hungry! After that, it was all I could do to keep from vomiting all over the surgical field!! 🤮
Thanksgiving already? The scariest thing that can happen on thanksgiving is not having enough turkey for everyone, so then a fight ensues.
13Sharkscanfly
Everyone for thamsalf and the food is ALL MINE 🍗🍖🍞🍅🍓🍑🍦🍧🍕🍟🍘🍲🍝🍜🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
Only thing that scares me we run out of apple pie!! I love this vid ty
Nothing works better to fuel suspense like random adds during a story.
And fuel anger
0:27 is that a jontron spoof
We already had our Thanksgiving in Canada. :P
Thanksgiving rules!!!
I hope you and your new wife have a lovely Thanksgiving too! :-)
Heres the scariest thing on thanksgiving:
MISSING BLACK FRIDAY!!!!
Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving as well. I hope everyone has a good one. Just my husband and me left. Bit we share with others that have no family like us. Our extended family I call it. If anyone knows someone alone please share this day as well.
Number 4 traumatized me and I wasn’t even there .
*Hunting in the morning is peaceful.* Heh, not for the animals being hunted. And, yes, I believe in hunting. Just pointing it out.
True, they sure don’t feel relaxed.
for me, thanksgiving past in october
1:23 hiya Georgie
It's almost thanksgiving 😮