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Ah yes, Peak UNO is 15% Actually playing UNO, 5% Yelling at people for playing +2s, +4s, Skips, Reverses & Wilds thinking that it's a targetted attack and 80% Arguing about which fucked up House Ruleset you're actually playing with.
@LuneDeCuivre A single turn for 5 players can take an entire week in the beginning. If you were to play non-stop without sleep for the duration of the game, while eating enough food and drinking enough water, you would break the Guiness World Record for longest time spent awake consecutively (and likely DESTROY your body's metaphorical sleep clock)
@@theapexsurvivor9538 I love how everyone agrees that Mao was made by some pathetic narcissist to gaslight other players into thinking they're good at something
I play by that rule, and once me, my mom, my brother, and a friend ended up playing for like an hour because my brother and the friend were each holding like half the cards in the deck by about 15 minutes in.
I only play that rule digitally as holding so many cards physically hurts my fingers Plus I like to draw as many as I'm supposed to without looking But digitally it's the best rule you can have
@@prototypex8217as long as the digital deck isn't endless it's not too bad. but in Ubisoft uno the deck is infinite, so you draw far more than you're supposed to
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming how does the deck size change how much you draw. Aside from cards that are already in other people's hands, it functionally does the same thing. Hell half the time I only draw 2 it's just funnier when I draw 13
@@banann_duccas someone who's broken a tooth, it's only mild throbbing unless you accidentally touch the exposed nerve. That's gonna put you on the floor.
Valefisk is legally, morally, ethically, technically, psychologically, hypothetically, theoretically, and politically obligated to play Uno amalgam (or chemicards) when it comes out
The fact that they never learn the controls for TTSim adds so much to the scuff. It turns every session into another torture game, I love it. Every action they take is 100 times more complex since they never realize it can be done far more easily. (Showing someone else your hand, drawing a precise number of cards from a deck, etc).
As someone who plays TTS on the regular, it's both hilarious and painful to watch. Pressing a number to draw that many cards while hovering over a deck is just so much QoL in and of itself that I can't believe NONE of them have learned yet, it's honestly impressive.
I swear to God I was listening to this in the background while I was powerwashing 40K vehicles and I thought you were playing Yu-gi-oh for a minute there. "Discard 2, activate shields, XYZ summon Exodia the Forbidden African Campaign." You even had cards with immunities to other card effects!
The funny thing is? No, he didn't. They mixed up the effects of the coin flip, at the end. He got heads...so he should've _drawn_ seven cards, not _discarded_ them. Their mix-up made Dyno get a _cheated win._ (Edit: Nevermind, I am fucking blind. I blame watching their complete insanity for an hour, lmao)
10:35 Here’s a fun fact! The Campaign for North Africa can take up to around 1500 hours on average, for one play through! Jon Freeman is thought to have said in response to the game: “… To survive is to win”, hinting at the hilariously long amounts of time required to play it. Clearly, nobody would be dumb enough to be interested! It’s been 1852 hours, 47 minutes. Tell my mother I love her... I-I’m- I’m almost there… send help-
you REALLY need to play Chemicards, previously known as Uno Amalgam, whenever that comes out it's the *PERFECT* torture card, it's mashing like hundreds of uno versions all together into a single game, lol
3:43 Fun fact, the Library of Congress does have memes in it. It's part of a greater movement and work to better capture internet culture, and they use things like the Wayback Machine to look through Meme Generator and GIPHY to gather nemes
I -seriously- want a dedicated board game channel from Vale and group. I love every single time any tabletop simulator video pops up on Valefisk's channel, welcoming me for an hour of comradery and hatred in equal measure. As an aside, Totally feel for Maivi, as someone who is struggling with a set of teeth that is breaking down as well. I miss crunchy food too.
Second most complicated Uno game after the Uno Amalgam, AKA Chemicards, a work in progress Uno project combining -every- most Uno versions officially licenced by Mattel
So there is a youtuber who is making his own unique Uno card game where he is taking at least one mechanic from every single UNO game ever produced. This appears to be a simplified/incomplete version of that.
@@DS-tv2fi He's called Massacre's Mansion over here on TH-cam, which is in reference to another card game he's working on called Massacards, really cool guy
I want to see vale and friends play uno or some other game that people know, completely normally, without vale telling them what he's doing so they're just terrified of what he's up to the entire time even though it's actually a totally normal game.
have a secret box on the side of the table like from insane catan that is only opened 'when someone "wins"' so they all speculate what's inside... and it just has a medal inside saying 'good job :)'
The best part of any Valefisk video is that while there are like 10 minutes remaining, someone could win like literally next turn and the gang starts talking about balcony beer again, or in about an hour of irl time, and only Valefisk actually knows. This is my seventh rewatch of this vid and I cannot for the life of me remember how much bullshit happens at the end. Are there V-bucks? Nobody knows!
hey youtube, really cool about all those changes not a single person continues to care about. i'm sure the extra ads you continue to monopolize over this and other videos will pay for your light bill
growing up british is eating drumstick sweets like they are prawn crackers, adulthood and knowing your childhood is dead is when you bite into one and feel disgust, pain, shame and the sense that you wasted 50p
you hear in the comments about uno amalgam, or chemicards, but have you seen uno insanity in the workshop? it has over 5k cards in it. So if you're looking for an immediate sequal well there you go. Do note that it took me loading it completely several times in order to get it to work, so you may have to do that too. Also there is no rulebook, instead you have to hover over cards to see what they do.
After a while the game stops being about winning, but a clash between people wanting the game to end and the sadists keeping the game going. Also let Maivi say babygirl she's earnt it
For the last 5 months; I’ve been working on my own uno version. It currently has 1200 cards, a pantheon of gods, bass pro fishing, beer pong, Saul Goodman and much more I’m glad I’m not alone 😅
@@Operator_Stal A youtube commenter said they had heard there was a genuine game going on but the footage corrupted/was lost? On one hand, that would give me a mental breakdown since CFNA is 1500 hours long and who knows how far in they were, but on the other... *chefs kiss* Vale got his karma. 😂
Vale, I want you to know that your last few videos (including this one) each came out at moments when I was very depressed, and each time you managed to bring a smile. Thank you.
We used to play a game we dubbed "Suffering Uno" You combine all available Uno and Solo decks you have, and play with the rules Maivi said here, so you only draw one and don't play if you had to draw. And then a few extra rules: If you don't pay attention, +2. Be extra strict on this, but just casually keep placing cards in front of someone if they aren't taking their turn, or throw +2 at them if they ask whose it is, or any question really. If you don't put your card on top of the pile, +2. You are only out if you get an empty hand and the turn gets to you, and handswaps are valid until then. If a 9 comes up, everyone has to put their hands on the pile. Last one to do so draws it all. And there is another lose condition: if there aren't enough cards for you to draw, you "lost" There is a bunch more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but this is the gist.
I don’t know why my favorite part of the video is Vale and Maivi singing clown music as Solllll draws cards. So simple, but them breaking into laughter as they sing is hilarious.
Something that will help you in the future: you can hover over a deck and press a number on your keyboard, the game will draw that many cards into your hand. Hitting two numbers in quick succession combines them. Example, hitting 1 and 5 quickly will draw 15.
This reminds me a lot of the time my friend group combined like 6 different versions of Uno, some of them including automated card-shooters or light-up button contraptions, and just kind of forced it to work together. It was hilarious, I won one of the two games of it people agreed to play before realizing the rules were an absolute disaster, and we all learned that we didn't know how any of the novelty Uno variants actually worked.
Fun fact I used to play uno (just regular uno, only change was that if you had to draw a card you were going to keep drawing cards until you got it) with my grandparents and one of our games lasted multiple days. We took breaks but it must have been like 6/9 or so hours of just Uno. Some of the best time I’ve ever had.
I remember when I was younger we had like 15 different types of uno and I combined all the cards from them into a single deck I called uno ultimate. Deck must have been 8-10 inches tall so we split it into 4 smaller ones
love how it takes 11 minutes too actually start. amazing friends and funny enough that they dont even need the premises of the video too be entertaining
Reminds me of when my school friends would all bring a shit ton of decks of cards to play what we called "Cocane Crazy 8 Countdown" I think we had about like 30 or so decks of cards? It was chaos ALL the time. Nobody ever won because everyone had at least a deck of cards in their hand at once. We just laughed and see how far we can get the pickup X amount of cards to go lol
Pretty sure the colorless cards are supposed to gunk up the play pile, since they're basically a "rare" color that you can only match with their numbers or another colorless card. It looks like the players are just treating them as blank wildcards, though
I once played a game of Uno with over ten players and we had two decks, one of them being Uno Flip. Nobody could lose cards in the long run so it was decided whoever had the lowest would be eliminated each round. 0 & 7 rules were in play so deck sizes changed all the time. In the end, I think I one with a literal handful of cards.
The nostalgia from that clip of the Crew. I forgot that even happened, but it is such a normal argument between Jahova and D4. That's when I really start6ed watching YT and I binged a ton of there videos.
Learning that Maivi has dentures, eats British candy and the fact speaks German. She really can't escape the egirl allegations. Also not Vale pointing out they're partying later and him giving her a drumstick isn't because they love together. Peak egirl allegations right there and Vale trying to stay away 😂
Not only did it take 10 minutes for them to actually start playing, nor the fact that this is a new version that they dont know how to play to begin with, but they dont even know how to play uno itself and spend the rest of the video arguing over even the basic of rules 😭 Definitely subbing, this is great
I have some hyperspecific beef with Rob Gronkowski. My dog's name is Kronk, and whenever people don't know Emperor's New Groove, they always say "Gronk? Like the football player?"
My family played uno recently for gatherings and the arguing over the rules mid game is how we play every time. We have to look at the rules every. Single. Time.
19:00 players can right click their hand, and then click "Reveal". They then can choose a player(s) color to reveal their hand to them. The more you know!
This reminds me of my “school rules” me and my friends used to play. We’d have 4 decks and we’d regularly play allow adding the as many +4/2 or the lovely “get angry with a blank card so pick up half the deck”. It was always some crazy bullshit to piss off the person next to you and was GREAT. I miss it
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I'm gonna show up to your house and steal your displates vale :)
you spelt "automatically" wrong vale, hope this helps!
You HAVE to cover Chemicards when it comes out on Tabletop Simulator, it's like this but probably even more insane
Balls
I Have 5 Behind Me
Ah yes, Peak UNO is 15% Actually playing UNO, 5% Yelling at people for playing +2s, +4s, Skips, Reverses & Wilds thinking that it's a targetted attack and 80% Arguing about which fucked up House Ruleset you're actually playing with.
If youre playing with the "right" house rules, you never have to stop playing!
7-0, jump in, stackable, and whatever this mess of a deck was XD
@@RepChris
You forgot about the part where you argue about whos turn it is if you're playing with 3+ people.
@@dacianatrif490can’t forget draw until play
And 100% reason to remember the name
Pick up 562 cards OR Campaign For North Africa
Either way by the end of your turn you will calling your family to say you are still alive
nah what happend to #vale2020 and #getthemanout
I've been trying to make a Campaign for North Africa game. It'll take a while but I'm sure valefisk would be interested
@LuneDeCuivre A single turn for 5 players can take an entire week in the beginning. If you were to play non-stop without sleep for the duration of the game, while eating enough food and drinking enough water, you would break the Guiness World Record for longest time spent awake consecutively (and likely DESTROY your body's metaphorical sleep clock)
You know it honestly surprises me there is no Campaign for North Africa video on this channel.
Let us know if you want to see a full play-through of Gamerland
We'll be waiting
oh, definitely we've waited years for CNA. What's a few more for a stupid homemade Vale board game ripoff.
Happy birthday Lynx!
Happy Birthday!
Yes, just yes
The only rules of Uno are those you can gaslight the other players into believing
Correct! The rules are malleable like reality
@@miserablepumpkin9453unlike*
Uno Mao
@@theapexsurvivor9538 I love how everyone agrees that Mao was made by some pathetic narcissist to gaslight other players into thinking they're good at something
Whenever I play Uno I ask people about the ruleset.
The "keep drawing, idiot" house rule is obviously the best house rule.
I play by that rule, and once me, my mom, my brother, and a friend ended up playing for like an hour because my brother and the friend were each holding like half the cards in the deck by about 15 minutes in.
@@MrDalek2150🤣 such a diabolical game. Love that everyone played it out though. We also play by that rule.
I only play that rule digitally as holding so many cards physically hurts my fingers
Plus I like to draw as many as I'm supposed to without looking
But digitally it's the best rule you can have
@@prototypex8217as long as the digital deck isn't endless it's not too bad. but in Ubisoft uno the deck is infinite, so you draw far more than you're supposed to
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming how does the deck size change how much you draw. Aside from cards that are already in other people's hands, it functionally does the same thing. Hell half the time I only draw 2 it's just funnier when I draw 13
Every Valefisk episode that’s not The Campaign for North Africa makes me crave it more. I can’t wait for the 10 hour Valefisk torture session
200 hour supercut
if they play for 12h every day they can get the game done in only four months!
10 hours is lowballing by way too much
Yeah that brief flash of the CNA board didn't help
You're off by a factor of 120 or 160. If they play monthly it will take at a decade.
maivi not going to the dentist activley spitting out pieces of tooth to play fucking uno is the level of dedication i can only dream of
How is she not in serious pain????
@@banann_duccas someone who's broken a tooth, it's only mild throbbing unless you accidentally touch the exposed nerve. That's gonna put you on the floor.
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 physically cringing at the thought of that
@@banann_ducc yeah, if you break a tooth, make a dentist appointment ASAP.
@@banann_duccI think they were saying something about dentures? Totally possible it was an artificial tooth she broke
Once the Uno Amalgam is released you guys are legally required to play it
agreed
Yes
Valefisk is legally, morally, ethically, technically, psychologically, hypothetically, theoretically, and politically obligated to play Uno amalgam (or chemicards) when it comes out
Please
Also it’s called Chemicards now
i concur
The sexual tension between Lynx's forehead and his desk
"Oh come on, I've been a good boy~" - Lynx
What the fuck did I just read?
Excuse me, the WHAT?
WHYD I READ THAT
32:58
The fact that they never learn the controls for TTSim adds so much to the scuff.
It turns every session into another torture game, I love it.
Every action they take is 100 times more complex since they never realize it can be done far more easily.
(Showing someone else your hand, drawing a precise number of cards from a deck, etc).
As someone who plays TTS on the regular, it's both hilarious and painful to watch. Pressing a number to draw that many cards while hovering over a deck is just so much QoL in and of itself that I can't believe NONE of them have learned yet, it's honestly impressive.
@@firekirby123tbh never learnt any controls and never bothered to look at the keybinds, I only play TTSim when this stuff happens
I swear to God I was listening to this in the background while I was powerwashing 40K vehicles and I thought you were playing Yu-gi-oh for a minute there. "Discard 2, activate shields, XYZ summon Exodia the Forbidden African Campaign." You even had cards with immunities to other card effects!
I’m glad someone enjoyed the warhammer dlc… wish I got to clean some tau or chaos vehicles, or a lot at all :(
That's exactly what I'm doing
Everyone ganster till someone plays towers and becomes unaffected by all draw cards.
And then Dyno activates Jackpot 7 for the win.
That's alot of vehicles
Dyno winning off of GAMBLING is a certified Vale classic
God damn it. I'm only 8 minutes into the video and I've already had it spoiled for me by the comments
@@dexterity494 rule 1 of youtube don't check the comments until you are done the video
The funny thing is?
No, he didn't. They mixed up the effects of the coin flip, at the end.
He got heads...so he should've _drawn_ seven cards, not _discarded_ them.
Their mix-up made Dyno get a _cheated win._
(Edit: Nevermind, I am fucking blind. I blame watching their complete insanity for an hour, lmao)
@@omegaentertainment01 The funny thing is?
56:56 You can't read.
@@dydlus yeah, yeah, I noticed and edited my comment accordingly, no need to be a dick about it.
Thing is, this version of UNO isn’t nearly as chaotic as what what’s called the ‘UNO Amalgam’ will eventually become.
Yeah I thought this would be an Uno Amalgam.
I love me some Uno Infinite, but Chemicards will be a different experience. :)
@@MassacresMansionYOOOO IT'S HIM!!!
@@favgameisundertale1912 It’s me!
@@MassacresMansion YOO IT'S MR. MASSACRE!!
10:35 Here’s a fun fact! The Campaign for North Africa can take up to around 1500 hours on average, for one play through! Jon Freeman is thought to have said in response to the game: “… To survive is to win”, hinting at the hilariously long amounts of time required to play it. Clearly, nobody would be dumb enough to be interested!
It’s been 1852 hours, 47 minutes.
Tell my mother I love her... I-I’m- I’m almost there… send help-
At 478 hours you feel your mind breaking under the pressure. The voices- oh the voices. Rommel-! Not now! *I must tonk.*
Checking in 2 months after you made this comment just to find out if you ever finished the game
@@lilylohmann614 I believe they've died.
@@MelancholicSeraph you might be right
@@lilylohmann614Unfortunately, death does not release them and theyre still playing in hell.
8:59
"infinity does not imply a quick game"
"it does! it does"
*59 minute long video*
It’s not even a hour long
@@pietertje1176
49:26
mhm
@@thatoneguy9582 the video
you REALLY need to play Chemicards, previously known as Uno Amalgam, whenever that comes out
it's the *PERFECT* torture card, it's mashing like hundreds of uno versions all together into a single game, lol
*when it comes out.
But for real, this absolutely. Chemicards is shaping up to be an incomparable experience.
@@jorbus1581 it is going to be on table top isn't it
@@rodijanssen8836 he said it probably would
@@rodijanssen8836 he also said that it was going to be ported to TTS eventually
I did really think it was that, I really hope he does!
nothing better than losing friendships to the family friendly game of uno
What about monopoly?
Holy shit is that THE ninjahunter??
wait, that exists?
Imagine legitimately losing a friend over a game of uno
@@pyrotf2198funnily enough, rage-inducing gameplay for Monopoly is not a bug, but a feature
Vale playing singleplayer: a wacky way to play a generally normal game
Vale with "friends": "The poopy councill has decided your fate"
Vale's friends aka hostages.
Seeing Lynx on 1 card with 37minutes runtime left of the video... so good
3:43 Fun fact, the Library of Congress does have memes in it. It's part of a greater movement and work to better capture internet culture, and they use things like the Wayback Machine to look through Meme Generator and GIPHY to gather nemes
Fun Fact, there is an IRL version of this type of UNO game called UNO No Mercy. Its less tame then this but It does have a +10 card lmao.
And eventually there’ll be the uno amalgam (aka chemicards)
@@jackwastakenx2I am excited for the day Valefisk gets chemicards when it comes out
Than
you mean more tame?
It has a mercy rule where you instantly lose and drop out of the game once you go over 25 cards, so it's immediately less evil than this
"ROLL A D8!"
-rolls a 12
the fact that only Vale was like "hang on a second" is incredible lmao.
fun fact: the d12 is actually labelled as a d8 by mistake, which is why that happened
@@Cat_Sandwiches sure, but also the fact that nobody else thought anything was strange about rolling a 12 on a d8 was amazing.
@@burnin8abletoo much brainrot from playing the game lmao
I’m very sorry to be that person, but timestamp?
@@lavaknight3682 54:58
"Have fun or draw 17"
me:
Ah, you chose both XD
Did you get "that one card" crom that +17?
congrats on winning
42:49
Vale's wheeze turning into what sounded like a genuine "fuck!" is the best
Relisitening to that did make me realize he was actually saying fuck rather than the playful banter he does
@@Arxtxc I think even Vale stops having fun eventually, lmao.
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Agreed, even the puppeteer can fall victim to his own manipulation
I -seriously- want a dedicated board game channel from Vale and group. I love every single time any tabletop simulator video pops up on Valefisk's channel, welcoming me for an hour of comradery and hatred in equal measure.
As an aside, Totally feel for Maivi, as someone who is struggling with a set of teeth that is breaking down as well. I miss crunchy food too.
the fact that vale uses the draw until you get a card rule is just proof of his villain origin story
I always thought that's how you supposed to draw when you had nothing until now ;-;
@@juldris4180got gaslit by the Ubisoft version which is shit
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming ubisoft what? It's how I was taught to play irl UNO
@@juldris4180 Not playing like that is a sign of cowardice.
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 Well i am a coward then, but how much time have you wasted being brave.
Hope lynx had a good 50th birthday, his life of gambling really took a toll on him.
E
Maivi: I have no teeth and I must Uno
I A.M. IN PAIN
42:49 Lynx just mindlessly saying Uno before Vale was hilarious, lmao
Followed by what sounds like legit rage from Vale.
3:25 If I knew valefisk irl and at any point he brought up the words “it’s a normal …” in conversation I’d break out into a cold sweat
Second most complicated Uno game after the Uno Amalgam, AKA Chemicards, a work in progress Uno project combining -every- most Uno versions officially licenced by Mattel
Couldn't have said it better myself. XD
The way you phrase it makes it sound like chemicards is going to be officially licensed by Mattel. Only in our dreams🐟
Cross over team up???@@MassacresMansion
@@ArosianStagg if Vale is willing. 😂
Plays with both infinity and amalgam decks shuffled together.
So there is a youtuber who is making his own unique Uno card game where he is taking at least one mechanic from every single UNO game ever produced.
This appears to be a simplified/incomplete version of that.
Yeah there isn't a flip mechanic from UNO Flip!
I was just gonna say they should play uno amalgam when it's finished
Do you know which TH-camr?
Because I’d be interested in checking that out.
@@DS-tv2fi Channel name is Massacre's Mansion; looking up "uno amalgam" also works
@@DS-tv2fi He's called Massacre's Mansion over here on TH-cam, which is in reference to another card game he's working on called Massacards, really cool guy
I want to see vale and friends play uno or some other game that people know, completely normally, without vale telling them what he's doing so they're just terrified of what he's up to the entire time even though it's actually a totally normal game.
have a secret box on the side of the table like from insane catan that is only opened 'when someone "wins"' so they all speculate what's inside... and it just has a medal inside saying 'good job :)'
@@yocks5482 the "good job" should be handwritten by a three year old
@@yocks5482
And then Vale emails them an actual $20 VBucks gift card
@@thethingcalledlisa so by Vale :)
The best part of any Valefisk video is that while there are like 10 minutes remaining, someone could win like literally next turn and the gang starts talking about balcony beer again, or in about an hour of irl time, and only Valefisk actually knows. This is my seventh rewatch of this vid and I cannot for the life of me remember how much bullshit happens at the end. Are there V-bucks? Nobody knows!
didn't think uno could get even more intense but here we are
🤡
huh
hey youtube, really cool about all those changes not a single person continues to care about. i'm sure the extra ads you continue to monopolize over this and other videos will pay for your light bill
⁉⁉⁉⁉
youtube is here, what. Also bring back downvotes please.
Holy shit this whole time I thought Maivi ate an ACTUAL drumstick, I was so confused
same
First thing I thought of was a chicken drumstick, and for a moment I was like "Damn did she gnaw on the bone like a dog?!"
growing up british is eating drumstick sweets like they are prawn crackers, adulthood and knowing your childhood is dead is when you bite into one and feel disgust, pain, shame and the sense that you wasted 50p
Drumsticks are fookin delicious 🤤
As an Australian i thought she was eating in icecream
Turns Out I Did Have UNO 😞
You sure did... but was it worth having it is the real question
Wait y the one that made it orrrrrrr tbh it confused me
lynx professing his hatred for every event in the game killed me
you hear in the comments about uno amalgam, or chemicards, but have you seen uno insanity in the workshop? it has over 5k cards in it. So if you're looking for an immediate sequal well there you go. Do note that it took me loading it completely several times in order to get it to work, so you may have to do that too. Also there is no rulebook, instead you have to hover over cards to see what they do.
When you die and go to purgatory, the first thing that happens is you become Valefisk's friend.
After a while the game stops being about winning, but a clash between people wanting the game to end and the sadists keeping the game going.
Also let Maivi say babygirl she's earnt it
Earned
@@AdminAbuse yeah you're right
I now pronounce Dyno as "Hero of The Soviet _Uno_ -ion"
51:26 Vale draws 8 cards here with a number card in his hand :)
Even with that he still draws a 2 and doesn't play it
When you’re that lot on sanity, that’s bound to happen
“Grey-hey-hey?”
“That’s what they teached me”
Along with “moldy grapes” made my day
@13:00 I just want it to be known my family uses the "Draw until you find a playable card" rule for maximum suffering. :D
Can you believe it guys? The Campaign for North Africa! Just a week away!
He said CNA, not Campaign for North Africa. I assure you he's talking about another game to fuck with us.
@beatthegreat7020
(C)rypt 2:
(N)ightmares
(A)mong us
He's teasing the release of crypt 2 guys! Just a week away
For the last 5 months; I’ve been working on my own uno version. It currently has 1200 cards, a pantheon of gods, bass pro fishing, beer pong, Saul Goodman and much more
I’m glad I’m not alone 😅
Question: is Saul Goodman one of the gods?
@@koenvandamme6901No. You can buy his insurance for 650 dollars in the shop
You are not massacre’s mansion. (Go check out the uno amalgam)
Femboy fishing?
when will release? I have friends i must torment
You should play Massacard's Mansion's Uno Amalgam when it comes out.
(It combines every official version of UNO.)
I like this idea. XD
Ahh, another wonderful episode of "Vale psychologically waterboards his hostag- I mean, *friends*, in tabletop simulator." Truly glorious to behold.
North Africa never forgives, and North Africa never forgets, Vale
I honestly can't tell if it's a joke these days or if they're actually playing it
I'm really curious if we'll ever get it
@@Operator_Stal
A youtube commenter said they had heard there was a genuine game going on but the footage corrupted/was lost? On one hand, that would give me a mental breakdown since CFNA is 1500 hours long and who knows how far in they were, but on the other... *chefs kiss* Vale got his karma. 😂
Anyone else would be traumatized with a broken tooth, but for Maivi it has given her unimaginable power.
Vale, I want you to know that your last few videos (including this one) each came out at moments when I was very depressed, and each time you managed to bring a smile. Thank you.
Dyno went through the Hero's Journey through this uno game
dyno's "what have I done to you??" is so funny because in uno usually the only thing you've done wrong is be at your given spot in the turn order
We used to play a game we dubbed "Suffering Uno"
You combine all available Uno and Solo decks you have, and play with the rules Maivi said here, so you only draw one and don't play if you had to draw.
And then a few extra rules:
If you don't pay attention, +2. Be extra strict on this, but just casually keep placing cards in front of someone if they aren't taking their turn, or throw +2 at them if they ask whose it is, or any question really.
If you don't put your card on top of the pile, +2.
You are only out if you get an empty hand and the turn gets to you, and handswaps are valid until then.
If a 9 comes up, everyone has to put their hands on the pile. Last one to do so draws it all.
And there is another lose condition: if there aren't enough cards for you to draw, you "lost"
There is a bunch more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but this is the gist.
Play Chemicards (UNO Amalgam) when it comes out. It is every UNO variant in one game.
5:54 I can't wait for more Helldivers Lore to become common parlor
like, "whatever mom, I don't wanna clean my room. Malevelant Creek was lost today."
...parlance?
Sorry, I'm too busy to help you with your goal. I spend most of my time managing democracy.
The fact Dyno won from all those cards is poetic for a video like this.
Keep up the torturous work Vale! 🖖
I don’t know why my favorite part of the video is Vale and Maivi singing clown music as Solllll draws cards. So simple, but them breaking into laughter as they sing is hilarious.
I love how in a Valefisk board game video, the goal post for winning moves from "win the game" to "please, someone just end this"
Maivi singing the song that teaches you the colours and numbers just brought back core-memories to 3rd grade english class lmao.
You are, in fact, correct about people being inspired by your torture board game, because I made one for an English project
Something that will help you in the future: you can hover over a deck and press a number on your keyboard, the game will draw that many cards into your hand. Hitting two numbers in quick succession combines them. Example, hitting 1 and 5 quickly will draw 15.
This reminds me a lot of the time my friend group combined like 6 different versions of Uno, some of them including automated card-shooters or light-up button contraptions, and just kind of forced it to work together. It was hilarious, I won one of the two games of it people agreed to play before realizing the rules were an absolute disaster, and we all learned that we didn't know how any of the novelty Uno variants actually worked.
I love how despite the already complicated nature of this UNO, they're still stumbling early on about house rules.
Fun fact I used to play uno (just regular uno, only change was that if you had to draw a card you were going to keep drawing cards until you got it) with my grandparents and one of our games lasted multiple days. We took breaks but it must have been like 6/9 or so hours of just Uno. Some of the best time I’ve ever had.
"HE'S A RAT DU- MAVI, YOU KNOW IT, AND I KNOW IT" -Lynx
I remember when I was younger we had like 15 different types of uno and I combined all the cards from them into a single deck I called uno ultimate. Deck must have been 8-10 inches tall so we split it into 4 smaller ones
Someone's making an official version of that
@@fisrtnamelastname3083 I know i literally just found his channel a couple hours ago its so cool
The best part about Vales videos that I live vicariously through Maivi is having friends to play Tabletop Sim with :)
Drawing and then not being able to put a card down is unhinged, what kind of backwater ruleset does maivi play!
51:35 vale didnt realize he got a 2 lmao
6:05: This is not 100% Uno. This is 520% Uno.
hold on I forgot how this card works
**phonebook makes contact with table**
love how it takes 11 minutes too actually start. amazing friends and funny enough that they dont even need the premises of the video too be entertaining
Uno Amalgam/Chemicards: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power
Lol. But also play Uno Infinite! it's good!!!
@@MassacresMansion holy shit I did not expect you to show up wow.
@@orangeinferno How could I not watch the newest Valefisk video? 😂
@@orangeinfernohe's everywhere, look under your fridge and you'll find him
10:32 I love how you can see Vale contemplating his choices here
quick game?
“Just a quick game of UNO” glances at time stamp.
The Mr. Beast joke at 5:20 is crazy given recent events
Real
Reminds me of when my school friends would all bring a shit ton of decks of cards to play what we called "Cocane Crazy 8 Countdown"
I think we had about like 30 or so decks of cards? It was chaos ALL the time. Nobody ever won because everyone had at least a deck of cards in their hand at once. We just laughed and see how far we can get the pickup X amount of cards to go lol
So when can we expect a rematch in Uno Amalgam?
I mean, Chemicards isn't out yet
Hopefully when I finish it. :)
Pretty sure the colorless cards are supposed to gunk up the play pile, since they're basically a "rare" color that you can only match with their numbers or another colorless card. It looks like the players are just treating them as blank wildcards, though
Vale keeps teasing campaign for North Africa and I’m just waiting for the 24 hour long video to get dropped because it’s gonna be amazing
What this game really needs is a "mutually assured destruction" card where you and the person you play it against both have to draw 100 cards each
I once played a game of Uno with over ten players and we had two decks, one of them being Uno Flip. Nobody could lose cards in the long run so it was decided whoever had the lowest would be eliminated each round. 0 & 7 rules were in play so deck sizes changed all the time. In the end, I think I one with a literal handful of cards.
The nostalgia from that clip of the Crew. I forgot that even happened, but it is such a normal argument between Jahova and D4. That's when I really start6ed watching YT and I binged a ton of there videos.
Dyno deserved to win. He dug his way all the way up from the trenches
Learning that Maivi has dentures, eats British candy and the fact speaks German. She really can't escape the egirl allegations.
Also not Vale pointing out they're partying later and him giving her a drumstick isn't because they love together. Peak egirl allegations right there and Vale trying to stay away 😂
Not only did it take 10 minutes for them to actually start playing, nor the fact that this is a new version that they dont know how to play to begin with, but they dont even know how to play uno itself and spend the rest of the video arguing over even the basic of rules 😭
Definitely subbing, this is great
i think its funny that in spite of the genuine pain these guys go through that they still have the willpower to troll everyone else.
I have some hyperspecific beef with Rob Gronkowski. My dog's name is Kronk, and whenever people don't know Emperor's New Groove, they always say "Gronk? Like the football player?"
Ah, the classic valefisk genre of "this, but way too much of it"
"I'm gonna look at UNO rules" should be a forbidden sentence that gets you instantly into jail. Just hearing that made my heart skip a bit
My family played uno recently for gatherings and the arguing over the rules mid game is how we play every time. We have to look at the rules every. Single. Time.
You have tabletop. It comes "free" with your friendship to Vale
There’s one guy that sounds exactly like smallishbeans, especially when he’s angry
Me when I am forced to draw 20 cards and accidentally press 0 twice when drawing
10:36 it is closer then ever. i can taste it. smell it even.
19:00 players can right click their hand, and then click "Reveal". They then can choose a player(s) color to reveal their hand to them. The more you know!
This reminds me of my “school rules” me and my friends used to play. We’d have 4 decks and we’d regularly play allow adding the as many +4/2 or the lovely “get angry with a blank card so pick up half the deck”. It was always some crazy bullshit to piss off the person next to you and was GREAT. I miss it