WALLAHI WE ARE COOKED || JJK 253 Review
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- deadass what are we going to do bro. Sukuna kaisen is real it is so over for us
Jjk 253 was once again another elite chapter by Gege akautami. From seeing maki yo head to head with Sukuna was amazing. But after she gets hit with a black flash and taken out, it is up to KUSAKABE (oh nah) to save the day
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Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2, JJK 253, JJK 253 Spoilers/Leaks - ตลก
6:58 The strongest sorcerer in history vs the strongest sorcerer available
The strongest sorcerer of today by process of elimination
Nah kusakabe will pull out royal guard
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭atp kusikabe is top 5@@NoOneInParticular0
@@NoOneInParticular0*by default
😂😂😂
These last chapters were straight fire, last time i got this excited was with 235's hollow purple.
Gege did NOT beat the misogynistic allegations though, and on the week of international women's day. Damn.
Snatching that First Reply Clout claiming it for Simgapore
Yeah the writing has been fire too!
A dumpster fire.
@@AhmadKazan-wk7eiyeah, it's just power ups after power ups, is this what people who read Naruto felt when Madara was getting crazy OP, I didn't mind Madara being crazy OP with the buffs because he was being built up the whole series and then Naruto and Sasuke did get power-ups but in JJK, it's just like every chapter, Sukuna either is getting his ass handed and boom next chapter, it wasn't a big deal for him because he was holding back or he's just straight up destroying everyone without a sweat.
I can’t wait for Sukuna to be beaten by the power of friendship
Then Yuji says “He could of one shot us at any point but didn’t cuz he’s so awesome and strong and sexy”
Then Sukuna comes back to say “This was our Jujustu Kaisen Yuji” then they have a dance scene and our heroes get trained by Sukuna like Beerus trains Goku
Frl getting rid of the last useful female fighter in the story on Women's History Month is nasty work
Naoya cheering for sukuna from the airport 😮💨😮💨😮💨
I'm gonna be honest, the fight so far isn't even what's pissing me off. It deadass would be fun to read if it wasn't for the constant "Sukuna is holding back" shit that Gege keeps trying to force feed us. Like he fr sound like that one dude who got washed in a fight but wants to lie and give all sorts of excuses why he lost or was losing.
Honestly though. Every single time we see Sukuna get rocked, then the next chapter he's just totally fine and we get a character glazing Sukuna with 'I knew the whole time I wasn't a match for him, he wasn't even trying that whole time'. I swear Gege's gonna have every character come up and kiss Sukuna on the ring by the end of the series.
Part of it is really the trash translations people are reading from the leaks. The dude everyone reads gets something wrong EVERY WEEK! This week it was Maki saying Yuta was 100% alive, week before it was 'lol Sukuna not trying'. Real dialogue was 'all-out' or 'in the zone', which obviously meant black flash.
It was lame as hell that Gojo pretty much said 'ggez' in an L to seem modest, but that chapter was absolute garbage for like 20 other reasons too. But yea, I'm sick of the 'Sukuna not trying no fire arrow lmao' stupidity.
@localneo-graphic4647 if it's stupid explain why he hasn't used the fire arrow then with no head canon
Or are you still mad go/Jo died
@@superfluousvii9686 Either he can't (unlikely) or he doesn't need to, cuz fire arrow is weaker than world dismantle anyways
@superfluousvii9686 head Canon would be thinking that the fire arrow can bypass infinity because from what we are told, the arrow is literally JUST a strong flame attack, and for why he isn't using it NOW, do you think cutting REALITY is weaker than shooting fire?
The strongest sorcerer VS the strongest sorcerer available 😭😭
Who the hell is Usami? Kusakabe's really out here mentioning a character that nobody's ever seen or heard of before this chapter.
Probably is his younger sister who got mentally ill when his nephew died. They both used to be sorcerers who worked together
"Throughout the workplace and the bank, I ALONE am not paid enough for this shit!" -Kusakabe, probably.
Naoya looking up from hell probably giggling when maki got hit with a black flaah
This only confirms that Naoya was Gege's self insert
The strongest Sorcerer in History Vs The strongest Sorcerer of Today (by process of elimination)
Even if it ends with Gege glazing Sukuna all the way to victory and he eats someone, prob Maki, next chapter (tbh there's a lot of foreshadowing for this), I'm still hear for it JUST because the lobotomy Kaisen memes have gotten so good that chapter review videos have become a whole ass interactive experience of their own lol. I can't wait for Yuji to finish healing and realize that he's now the strongest sorcerer alive because he's the only sorcerer left who didn't get wacked by Sukuna lmao.
This guy is legit my favorite fella to get tuned on new jjk chapters
0:00 I agree with Naoya here! 👏💕
Nice video brother, just as I expected ❤
Another w vid🗣️💯🔥
this was truly our Sukuna Kaisen
Dang I did not realize it but he really hit maki on international women's day. If gege did this intentionally, which by all accounts is possible after what happened with gojo, then this is straight up diabolical
Sukuna has more techniques then Frieren has spells
Kusakabe will pull up w the clutch he's the GOAT
Ah yes my anti kusakabe technique
@@syn351 Haven't used it since the Heian Era.
3:47 bro didn't even mention yuji 😭😭 the constant disrespect
Sukuna probably slicing the air and using dismantle to skate cause why is he that fast 😭
LMAO THE NAOYA AUDIO, I know exactly who it is too lol
"throughout heaven and earth I alone am the last one to the scene"
-kusakabe
this is what people were like when Madara killed naruto and sasuke.
4:30 my ass was not expecting yamal to come out of nowhere brah
1:55
Gyaaaaaattttttt!!!!!!!!!!
Nah bro hates megumi can't falt him though 😂💀
Bro hating megumi like sukuna hating yuji
sukuna basically said yuji is a heavenly restricted
Naoya would say that....
Well They all are Cooked in Sukuna's Kitchen.
Matchup between the strongest sorcerer in history vs the only sorcerer left in today
Just wait, Kusakabe bout to become the third mf to hit 4 black flashes in a row (it's gotta be bruh otherwise everyone dies)
the only thing i see bringing them back from this god forsaken ass reverse jumping is maybe a new six eyes user coming out the wood works and while they may seem impossible TECHNICALLY it was stated that even when kenny killed the six eyes and star plasma vessel another one appeared to stop him so it’s not out of the question
Megumi fumble needs to be studied, bro legit is the most useless character in all of fiction
Yuji was the same as megumi untill todo came. Bros father and sister were killed by his own hands
I firmly believe the main cast of three is meant to subvert your expectations about anime MC's entirely. It doesn't matter that Megumi was blessed with a powerful technique or teacher cuz the world is just that cruel. This is the reason why people say Nobara's potential was wasted. I think that's completely on purpose. Same might go for Megumi.
You do know Sukuna bathed this nigga in some sheisty ass water to make sure his soul would never try to come back out and resist him right? Yall wanna just bring him back and make the ENTIRE ritual meant to suppress his soul just become null and void? "Oh Yuji's soul punches just completely ruined the point of that entire ritual and Megumi is back now yayyyyy"
@@highcaliber350 Except the powerful technique and teacher are also denied any usefulness. So idk what's left 🤔
@@denji3397 this was like before the first 40-50 chapters of the entire series. This is chapter 253
I was waiting for yo ass to drop this because it was kinda hard to read this fight ngl and other TH-camr were just talking about sukuna final form or sukuna black flash alone
let my man Kusakabe cook, since Takaba fought Kenjaku, nothing is impossible anymore. Hold on to see the strongest first grade sorcerer of history get rid of the king of the kitchens.
Sukuna really be fighting the strongest
First he fought the strongest sorcerer of modern era and won (got carried my mom and dad lmao)
Then he fought the strongest lawyer and the strongest jumper
Nexy he fought strongest jumper and strongest womanizer
Than hr fought the strongest woman currently
Now he fights the strongest sorcerer available at this point
1:41 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Hold up dog, I just realized something....Yuji ain't hit a Black Flash yet
trust. kusakabe going to clutch up and find a way, he might be the best sorcerer of all time and he just hiding it🙏
The next matchup is gonna be crazy.
The strongest sorcerer in history vs The one who wished he could leave it all behind and his overwhelming common sense! (Of how extremely fucked he is)
“The strongest sorcerer in history vs The strongest sorcerer available” got me dead bruhh 😂
i mean hopefully we can get the yuji and choso bro duo to piercing blood sukuna to pieces
“The strongest sorcerer in history vs The strongest sorcerer available” LOL@@baccupacci
fr mane 😭 @@baccupacci
@@Aconspiracyofravens1 did you even read the Bs you posted the chance's of them two making him even flinch is unlikely
Are you the strongest because you are the only sorcerer alive or are you the only sorcerer alive because you're the strongest?
Yeah.
Nah, i'd breath
@@Saucenoat Nah I'd run
Nad I'd left the chart
leaves*
At this point Sukuna might as well just unleash the Ten Tails & summon Infinite Tsukoyomi to make everybody watch his alone time with Gege on Valentine’s Day, Because with this much glazing, Gege’s gonna reveal that Sukuna is the true Jujutsu Kaisen & make the villain win.
Kusakabe will end fraudkuna trust me bro
@@zack2575 😐
In kusakabe we trust
Going all in on GOATsakabe stocks
@@zack2575 "Gojo will beat sukuna, Kashimo will weaken sukuna, Higuruma & yuji will beat sukuna, Yuji and Yuta will beat sukuna, maki will sneak attack kill him"
Blud people been saying x will beat sukuna but every time they just get clapped. The only person I see beating sukuna is himself lmao or yuji if starts black flashing all over.
Megumi finally hits a blackflash while possessed by Sukuna
Black flashes his own aunt dead, great. Megumi not even trying to summon mahoraga anymore lol
@@no3ironman11100 I dont evne think he can use mahoraga because of gojo
@@Oxy-yt2zi My Goat higuruma had more potential that this trash
@@Oxy-yt2ziIf rabbits are still alive they probably inherited Makoras ability.
Dont even count because sukuna just got full control of megumies body at this point
This man hates on Megumi the same way Sukuna hates on Yuji 😂
Balanced as all things should be
So do I, I'm reverse flash at this point and completely justified
Good
Their best hope now is that Yuji can piss off Sukuna so much he has stroke.
That's probably happening
Sukuna reminding how Weak and Fraudulent Yuji is he can't fathom it anymore 😂😂😂😂
Sukuna recalls 4 seconds of his time in Yuji and has a heart attack.
Hakari and Yuji together both being melee might be able to do it
Sukuna: Ah yes my anti stroke technique I haven’t used this since the Heian Era.
Noaya when an 11'0 half man/half curse with 4 amrs and 2 faces punches a petite, skinny 5'7 teenage girl with all his strenght:
Come again sukuna true form IS 11 FOOT TF
Based Naoya
@@Kingcleavejp one piece height forreal
@@Kingcleavejptbh he's most likely 7'0
@@MrDragonkarpthey just casually be having 21 ft tall mfs and act like that’s just “a little exaggeration”. 😭😭
BITCH HE TWICE AS TALL AS AN AFRICAN ELEPHANT
Throughout heavens and Earth I alone mind my own business
~Kusakabe probably
Nah, I’d play hide and seek
6:56 Its like a 1v1 basketball game to decide the fate of the world and the only player available to play Michael Jordan is Paul George.
Not too much on Paul George now
LMAO great analysis. I mean don't get me wrong pg is great but I mean.... Cmon
😭 , this comment is perfection
90s are done with lil bro, but PG is still that ass
Lmao
Kusakabe is either getting offscreened, or showing everyone why throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the honored one
throughout all the dead sorcerers, i alone am the available one
@@ambatuBUHSURKThe most average sorcerer of this century type shit
Available*
"throughout heaven and earth, I alone"
kusakabe about to be high and start tweaking
"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone" 😭😭😭😭
lol
the memes this chapter have honestly been the best since gojo
Lmao😂😂😂😢😢😢
Kusakabe low-diffed a more powerful version of an Uzumaki that Yuta had to make a binding vow to survive. Bro's about to stand on business. Besides, Sukuna did the Vegeta pose so he's finished regardless.
that pose is PROOF that hes boutta get washed💀
Geto used a special grade and THOUSANDS of lesser grade cursed spirits, Kenjaku only used a special grade curse spirit. It would not be more powerful, at best it is the same strength and at worse it is less powerful
@@_Sloppyhameven then kusakabe stopped with only a few scars while yuta had to stop with the help of Rika while kusakabe did it all alone kusakabe is just built different
I really think its because utahime enchanced kusakabe's simple domain output
Weaker version
Nah, Gege is a straight supervillain for having Sukuna pack up my queen Maki during WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH with a three-way-perspective Black Flash 💀If next chapter opens with her having been offscreened, I might actually have to put down the manga for a while. Gege is channeling both his inner Naoya the way he disrespecting women and his inner Uraume the way he slobbering on Sukuna 😭
nah bro listen, sukuna was glazing maki during the entire chapter and he gave her the first sukuna black flash out of respect.
@@goatsnightmare7076It wouldve been good if Sukuna bred with her mid fight
@@zikriyakhan2098ayo waht💀
@@zikriyakhan2098you need to be put UNDER the prison
An unneeded reminder that we would be going through none of us this if Megumi had just got his sibling complex under fucking control.
If gaotusku's jacob ladder wasn't held back by needing to save agent 007 we would've won but he had to sell.
If Megumi just told Todo he likes stallions as his type we wouldn’t be in this situation
(He literally has a sister complex bro did NOT eat)
@@kojoattah3987what kinda reaction would Todo get from that😅
Nah why y'all blaming megumi for this. It's truly toji fault for being such a deadbeat dad
Megumi? No, it's Toji's fault for killing Amanai in front of Geto which is what started the entire melancholic story of Jujutsu Kaisen.
I love how he dogs on Sukuna for hating on Yuji even when he's not in the chapter, but he still finds a way to hate on Megumi in the video
(Bro deserves it I'm not gon lie)
nah cause yuji actually cookin sometimes megumi aint done shit except get forced to switch teams.
Tbh,this shitshow continue because Megumi,yuta should have use more jaccob ladder or cleave sukuna more when he's stunned instead of yuji trying to save megumi ass if this thing happened
I genuinely think Gege just wanted to remove Megumi, since not even a single person came in with a speech or anything that would help get him back into the fight. There was already so much potential for a fight where Megumi uses a Nue with Mahoraga's powers, since all the other Ten Shadows were killed off.
@@RushWheelerwouldnt it have to be rabbit escape or the frogs? Nue died with Agito
It's gonna make more satisfying when Yuji finally kills sukuna 😌
he really tanked a full blast jacobs ladder and still acting like this. Wasnt that shit supposed to destroy his ass
"Nuh uh" -Sukuna
Never underestimate the GOAT himself, the strongest in the universe, the one who destroyed everyone.
He's much stronger than 15 meguna
Nuh uh, it destroyed his ass when he was at 15f in a weaker body and separated from megumi with barely any CE output
It was, there was no question of varying degrees of sucess at any moment, nor other requirements for the technique.
If now he's gonna ignore direct technique effects for no reason, it's gonna be real annoying.
I don't care how washed everyone is looking right now. I still believe in Yuji supremacy. My boy is gonna lock in, in these next few chapters.
The situation is at its bleakest. His body is failing him, his mentor is dead, all of his friends are either dead, out of commission, or riding the loser train straight to hell. He's lost everything, but you know our boy ain't ever folding. He's gonna lock in and start bodying Sukuna, and Imma keep coping until it happens.
He fuckin better, Kusakabe + Yuji vs. Sukuna would go hard. Too bad Higuruma didn't get time to shine really.
We still have several chapters to go and this doesn’t decide anything. We still don’t know what’s going on with the people that Ui Ui has transported away from the battlefield. Utohime and Shoko together should be capable of healing their wounds and Gojo said it himself when he fought Toji. As long as his head is intact, he is capable of coming back. I wanna see crazy Gojo go ham on Sukuna like the edits of him coming back and how he was when he killed Hanami!
When did that happen?
@@kenshin527He not coming back bruh.
he cut down the entire space in that one place
There is no way for him to heal from that@@kenshin527
Hakari really jinxed everyone with the “Nah, we’d win”. Everyone immediately started getting cooked after he said that 💀
"Always bet on Hakari"
*Sukuna shows up*
"Never bet on Hakari"💀
When you see Sukuna with Mahoraga wheel you know damn well you’re abt to get cooked💀💀💀
Skuna say next round bi...cchees😂😂💀🤐👑
“There’s no way out of this one, you’re done”
WALLAHI WE ARE FINISHED KAISEN
Who is wallahi
@@DrWolf-jl4po lmao, it means "I swear to god."
Bro nah 😭 they got mafuckin running-ass kusakabe pullin up on SUKUNA?!?!?! dawg.
that 7-3 slash didnt even do nothing to him bruh💀
Its so over 💀
We got the strongest sorcerer in history vs the the strongest sorcerer left
Kusakabe is unlocking his ct and becoming a special grade sorcerer, remember me
Edit: im shutting tf out for ever
No way he's gonna unlock anti gege glazing
We've been saying this guys gonna do this or that for the last 6 people
he gonna need that anti fraudkuna technique from the heian era
Gege on sukuna’s meat is crazy😭😭😭
He spoiled that just 1 or 3 people will survive i ain't even surprised if it was gojo doing this nobody would bait an eye 🤣
@@aitorchul2262lmao after all of this the students all die and the last frame is gojo walking around on his arms
Nah man, we genuinely are cooked. He locks in for one chapter and instantly hits a black flash..now we got the strongest sorcerer in history vs the strongest sorcerer left
Kusakabe vs Sukuna be like “The Strongest Sorcerer in History vs The Strongest Sorcerer Available”
Dude off the street vs the strongest sorcerer in history.🗣️🔥🔥
the fact they said "the most average sorcerer" is so foul to kusikabe 😭
lobotomy "damn I lost" kaisen 😭
Even though i am a maki simp, seeing maki get blacked by sukuna was f*cking hilarious
Megumi (kinda) finally hit a black flash!
PAUSE
@@Jeno_Sinatra white flash
Kusakabe will save the soul society trust 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
he should have a bankai at the very least
Mugetsu🗿🗿
-Kusakabe
Fraudkuna ain't gonna know what hit him when Kusakabe pulls out that simple domain 🙏🙏🙏
He will become hokage
Blud can't even kill a dragonfly😭🫸🫷(i dont have the pray emoji😭😭😭)
You just know Gege had the most villainous, despicable ass grin on his face dedicating three whole fucking panels to Sukuna black flashing Maki, and on women's history month too. At least GOATsakabe stocks have skyrocketed now, all the haters doubting my boy gonna be speachless when they see Sukuna in the airport next chapter.
I'll say it once and I'll say it again, Kusakabe and Miguel need a drink, these two facing the strongest guys respectively w no CT. Thats just tough.
bro there is no way sukuna packed up my fav character shiesty , he is even my dam discord username😔😔
Who?
@@sky-oq5mrIno, the other student of Nanamin, that uses his cleaver and can summon 4 sacred beasts
Kusakabe isn't the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we... have
Man, Megumi wouldn't be so weak if he can just instantly summon Mahoraga like a Jojo stand and it follows his orders.
Potential man would fumble that bag aswell
@@Saucenoat I hate the fact that you ain't wrong lol
I mean 15 finger Sukuna casually folds Mahoraga though. And his ass can even order end his own suffering resulting in his own death
It's not even Potential Man's fault fr, Megumi wouldn't be so weak if that bum-ass Zen'in didn't make Mahoraga COMPLETELY IMMUNE to not only Ten Shadows but also Infinity, making it impossible for an actual Ten Shadows sorcerer to tame it, and making it even more of a struggle on Gojo's behalf in order to kill Makora if crap hit the fan while Megumi was fighting it.
Edit: I have been informed that Makora does not keep its adaptations if it is not tamed. Megumi really is just kind of an idiot for not trying to tame Mahoraga after Shibuya Incident.
@@monkeydspider8203 Wow...Megumi really is the Genos from One Punch Man of this series XD. Badass looking dudes with a ton of potential, but both can't win a fight by themselves
Gege the Strongest Glazer of today.
Vs uroime the strongest Glazer in history who you got
Bruh I told you all! We are reading SUKUNA KAISEN!!!
Watch kusakabe pull some insane feats out of pure survival instinct, my man stonks have never been higher because he is the only one left.
We've been saying that about everyone who fought this MF. Wait till gojo gets there, one shot. Watch what Kashimo does with his CT, 100 shot. Watch Higuruma take his abilities, one shot. Watch Yuta take his abilities, one shot. Watch maki use that sword to separate megumi from sukuna, ONE PPPPUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCHHHHH!!!!
We need to revive toji again😭💀
He gone get it too.
Only to get packed up again 💀.
U was wildin on that women’s history month ramble at 6:01 😭😭
Finally we understand Sukuna has plot manipulation
and anti losing technique in his arsenal
"Ah my anti losing technique, have'nt used it since the Heian era"~ Sukuna.
Ah, the Megumi slander gives me life 😌
Megumi slander is fun as hell fr
@@Saucenoat it really is, the sad thing is when I first started JJK I was blinded his "potential" time and time again only for him to let me down no wonder Toji took himself out after whooping Megumi's ass was just that embarrassd
Toji should've wooped his ass more maybe he would've tamed the f*cking dear with nothing but rct.
@@SaucenoatOh hey it's Megumi's biggest simp
@@alfalldoot6715 me, a megumi simp?HAH! In your dreams. I am his reverse flash, his dedicated hater rooting for his downfall every. single .day.
Zoro’s giving Sukuna directions to the Airport
Man’s not getting there 🗣️
How many times is gege gonna have to say sukuna isn’t going all out for this guy to understand he isn’t going all out 💀
All we got left is the waterboy 😭
4:36 panel is crazy 💀
just a reminder that we wouldnt be in this situation if potential man decided to get up
I did say maki would get 2 chapters max😂
Not even that shit she got 1 panel then one shot
bro stood on business 😭😭
Maki is cooked 😭
💀
Calling mei mei edp at 1:05 is wild! We're barely a minute in! 😂😂😂
Trust, Hakari will deal with the Sukuna Glazer and come in clutch 🙏
jjk next chapter be like: "the strongest sorcerer in history vs the strongest child from the 5th grade of some random school in the netherlands"
"I'm not posting" 7:46
Who finna pay them bills? 💀💀💀
"We can still end this, it's not too late... Sukuna!"
When I saw Sukuna with his fist like Mike Tyson, damn he needs the next round 💀🔥 championship 👑.
.........: run 💨
Nahhhh, don't sleep on the goat kusakabe!!! Y'all thought gojo was the main fight, nahhhh kusakabe kaisennnn 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Fuck kusukabe, We got MIGUELLLL
Ah yes, my R Kelly technique, I haven’t used that shit the haien era
Oh hell nah Wallahi we finished
Plotkuna Asspullsen 254: Plotkuna reveals his true ct to mess up with Kusakabe, and summons Gege Ratutami, but to his surprise, Kusakabe said “Nah, I’d cancel” and ends this garbage
you're always crying in the comments since your boyfriend died 😢
@@Nandomo00 because I knew what it meant