Poki is the true definition of a snake. She publicly congratulated xqc on his kick deal, valkyrae did the same thing and poki tried to shame her for doing so........
Doubt it. People like Poki and Hasan are so against kick because they don't have pull at kick. Kick isn't filled with DEI trash like Twitch. They won't be able to deplatform people on kick. They won't be immune to repercussions on kick. They won't get privileges on kick.
Her smug condescending tone is all she has and she wears an unbelievable amount of makeup. She looks nothing like that in truth. Not much different than a Vtuber. I will never understand why her simps are there.
The fact that there's thousands of people who watch these streamers and somehow are entertained by them is way more terrifying than anything the streamers actually do.
@@angelicaadriel3168how you suppose to ban literally traps, that's some "free" people enjoy walking in. It's like trying to ban marriage. People would want healthy gambling and parasocial relationship, which would be used that way only by 5% of people
@@TheKpa11 I actually am only assuming because I don't watch her stuff, but her name "Imane" sounds like "-emon" from the way pokemon is normally pronounced, so I'm guessing Pokimane was supposed to just be pronounced like Pokemon normally is
@@IVI4TTH4TT3Rit's an Arabic name, Imani, don't know why she spells it with an E at the end. But it would be pronounced like Poke-Imani and also Pokémon-E if that makes sense. It's hilarious that no one ever pronounces it like she intended. Don't watch her trash either, but linguistically this makes the most sense to me lol
If you're on twitch you don't have morals in the first place to compromise. Fuck any streaming service or website that allows you to build parasocial relationships. I'm not mad at him I don't blame him go get that money dude I would too. She seems more spiteful than anything like she's mad at him because he got the money and then trying to make herself feel better by saying she has morals.
sis really went from a mildly entertaining League streamer who's liked for not selling herself like other egirls to now being on the same level as them, at least in brain size
If I can paraphrase a comment I made before: Pokimane and most popular Twitch streamers are living proof people shouldn't be given a platform/clout for only looking good.
The women who stream are basic avg women at best. They only get views because kids watch them and lonely guys. And "not brain dead" people need to teach everyone to just not watch that garbage.
I remember looking up Kick’s business model because I was impressed how they’re were competing with Twitch deals, how Stake is backing them, the hourly wages for streaming. Then I stumble passed the Pokimane part of the story and I lost brain cells
@@majorgear1021 twitch definitely has exclusivity contracts with them, even basic level streamers can't simultaneously stream on two platforms at the same time if they're monetized on twitch.
@accelerationquanta5816 At least you get something from the products as opposed to a sinking feeling in your gut that you'll be broke with nothing to show for it.
Also, I enjoy your character images wearing the robe of Moses from the epic movie Ten Commandants, staring Charlton Heston, one of the greatest actors of all time.
Poki is one of those people that puts as little energy into talking as possible, and her voice drives me absolutely CRAZY. It’s the verbal equivalent of not picking up your feet when you walk.
seeing how she doesn't even know what NDA stands for?! yeah that's about right lol Kind of glad why I'm average looking and rather relay on my actual TALENTS of animating, creating, and recently gotten into 3D modeling and learning game deving in hopes to make something of myself and got hired as a 3D Designer for someone, then having to just relay on being "miss pish pretty posh girl" to make it in life...... because when her looks go, there'll be nothing left and she'll learn the hard way that these "Fans" were only her circle jerk that were drooling over her and when that's over sure she'll have money, but girls like her, they also want that attention.
I only knew about her from Gundam talking about her, so until now I hadn't seen her name spelled out. I honestly thought it was supposed to be a derivative of Pokémon.
I don't think of them as "poor people" I think of them as pathetic assholes. To the last man. She does nothing of any value, never did, and the world is so broken she's worth a small army of nurses, as far as society is concerned.
There was a clip where one GIGASIMP who did a super chat saying he gave her his life savings, 100k, and she said, "Thanks dude, enjoy poverty!" Then called out to her boyfriend in the other room, "Babe we just got 100k!"
@@theelder4797 The living embodiment of this ancient proverb: Pro 6:26 For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adulteress will hunt for the precious life.
@@alexrayne2875It "helped" that other (generally believed to be) reputable large content creators backed up the whole story about the abusive husband, including Cr1tikal
my god men are so pathetic. thats not directed at you or anything it just blows me away these guys earn an income and they just dump it on a soulless female streamer that would never give them the time.
@@bobsnob3073tbf, it has. That freak is worth FAR more than you or I. Monetarily speaking only of course. I think our mental fitness would run laps around theirs...
If what Amouranth said is true, Pokimane's been travelling, but either way, I haven't heard much about her until now. Here's hoping she saved all that money and didn't blow it on expensive junk, because I don't think 'e-girl Twitch streamer' is going to last until she's in her 60s. Quick search says she's 27, so assuming we go by the standard of 66-67 for retirement age, that's roughly 40 years, give or take a few years. Who knows what she'll be doing 10 years from now. And while we're talking about relics, I haven't heard from Alinity in a while either. Is she still around?
I'm in my 30s and way too old to have ever cared about such people. I do appreciate Gundam catching me up on the random insufferables over the last few years. People are beyond ridiculous. I'll never understand how people can watch someone and give them money for doing nothing but talking about their problems and giving advice about things they have no idea about. They can't all be pathetic simpy boys right?
it's simple in pokimanes case she's a pretty girl and so the simps pay her money for just existing like i used to think she does something anything but no she just exists or does lazy content but BCS she's pokimane it's like omg i personally think she needs a dose of reality coming off so arrogant like bych idc how nice you are we live in a not nice world and she needs to understand but not just get it but be humbled bcs if she was so humbled she's see what happened make a quick take and move on :P
@@noonenowhere877 so they wait until the number is large enough that they will reasonably not lose or if they do monkey brain will think at least there's less chance of severe punishment as there's many of us even if we lost
GUNDAM!!!! When are we gonna be able to buy that song you recorded that Nerdrotic played!!? “West was won” or whatever I don’t remember the name but it was awesome and we want it. SING IT! SLAAAY QUEEEN YAAAAAAAS!
@@marcogenovesi8570 honestly pokimane's ass is bigger than her brain I've heard of the term tits for brains but pokimane is epitome of *Ass for brains*
Im getting a little tired of Asmon defending immoral behaviour, including Pokimane for over priced, generic, rebranded cookies. It makes me wonder what skeletons he has in his closet. I also watched another TH-camr ( not mentioning names ) say that the price was reasonable. Considering they are selling their own overpriced food products, for $6 that you can buy in store for less than $2. And thats not including delivery, you have to buy $45 worth before you get free delivery. Some TH-camrs treat their fans like idiots, but unfortunately a lot of their fans are idiots. One comment basically said that dumb people deserve to get ripped off. He really didnt get the irony of his comment, as he has to be pretty dumb to make a comment like that.😔
She's acting like she wanted a cookie but they were all gone, so she says _I'm on a diet, I didn't want one._ but she really really did. Especially when they're 100 million dollar cookies! 😆
Amoranth's take was best "Pokimane is just trying to inject herself in this for clout. trying to stay relevant so she can keep traveling and not stream as often" i was like i don't like Amoranth all that much, but she right
I mean not everybody can have fake husbands that abuse her and create drama in a more organic, if staged, way. Amoranth IQ is at least three times that of Pokimane
"We're headed to a recession" It's nice to see that in spite of living in such a bleak and harrowing time, someone still has both the will and hope to be optimistic. With that said, I look forward to seeing you gentlemen in the Thunderdome.
I love this mindset as well. We have been in a recession for a while know, but people bring it up like it’s a new thing. Our economy has been shit for a while but people can’t hear words “inflation or recession” because that is to confusing.
You know, I've seen some of these so many times I often hear Gundam's voice criticizing me when I'm about to do something stupid. "What do you think you're doing?! You ain't gonna make Freddy proud with this bullshit."
That Titan submersible situation is wild. So many things wrong that could have been prevented if the arrogant millionaire would have listened to people instead of acting like he was smarter and better than everyone. I really feel sorry for the 19-year-old on board, though. He didn't even really want to go but went because his dad wanted him to go with him, so the son went with him for Father's Day.
And the older kid who went to have hookers and blow with Travis Barker instead of being with his dad on father's day is still alive. God has a dark sense of humor.
You're wrong brother. The father and son were Pakistani and the mother made her official statement to the press saying that initially it was going to be her & husband but she gave up her spot for her son because he wanted to go as well. The son could also solve a rubics cube under 10 seconds or something and he wanted to set a record for it under the sea.
@@FahdAzad I am getting conflicting information. You are right about the mother saying that, but I have also read from On Demand News that the son repeatedly expressed his worries about the trip. It said "But despite his reservations, he had joined the tour as a Fathers Day bonding experience with his dad." I also heard that same thing on a Penguinz0 video where he was going over the incident. I don't know who is right, though.
Scottish engineer: "I'm no signin' off on tha' death trap!" Idiot Billionaire: "You have a negative attitude. You're fired!" Scottish engineer: "At least I'll live tae a ripe old age."
I can't even bear to hear her patronsing voice utter words. Poki will never leave Twitch, where she is protected. Best thing you can do is pay her no attention.
Cr1tikal went off when one of Hasan's mods tried to morally grandstand on twitter. He made the point that saying kick is bad for being owned by a gambling site but twitch being owned by amazon is fin is hypocritical. That mod basically buried his head in the sand by say charlie used too many words and even used screenshots that disproved his own point.
Yea was a odd back and forth to i'm not watching those two debate but it's more level headed than those who par take in the console war and that's sad as fuck.
"Used too many words" Hasan's viewers can't handle too many words, that's why he leaves his stream for entire minutes sometimes (also to make nuggies when mom isn't home)
i would love to talk to them if anyone can find one in real life. if i had to guess its 25-35 year olds that are social rejects and think they can buy there way in to it.
You may be miserable, Gundam, but for some you cheer us up immensely. Stay the course man, new generations will be saying “content creators killed art” for a long time, your influence is changing the course of many who have never been introduced to these arguments or people.
Even in your lowest of lows, you're still funny as hell Gundam. Maybe you should do sad streams to counter their cringe streams😁Diversify the streaming market for us🤣
I remember when Pokimane insulted the girls in her engineering class that she dropped out of. While she's calling people cringe and getting replaced by VTubers, those girls probably have executive positions in companies that they can leave for higher pay at any time. Lmao. Stay in school kids.
8:12 "Amouranth has more plastic in her body than I have Gundam model kits" Wow Gundam. Just. Wow.
Que the “am i wrong? No youre right but youre a asshole” meme. Never change gundam you are the asshole that keeps the internet fun!
That's not even a good analogy Gundam should've used Kim Kardashian's ass a reference
"But I'd still hit if I could" - Negative XP
I mean he’s not wrong
Bro, she's a walking low hanging meme
Kick not having Pokimane makes Kick an infinitely better platform.
Exactly what I was thinking. The fact they don't want people on their platform (at least enough to pay her) is a win.
I'm jumping to Kick immediately xP Twitch be damned.
@@nukiesduke6868 oh no what will they do without the toxic mean girl fans who get infuriated when there queen isnt praised "eyeroll".
they have amoranth though
bro kick doesnt have simp staffs that twitch does.
Poki is the true definition of a snake. She publicly congratulated xqc on his kick deal, valkyrae did the same thing and poki tried to shame her for doing so........
The great world out there😂
Wait deadass?
@@Mstrskeletor89 💀 🍑
Poki is just jealous EZCLAP 😂
"I'm an attractive woman, how come I didn't get 100 mill???"
Once a snake, always a snake.
"Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other." - Al Bundy
Truth
Al Bundy was ahead of his time
Al was truly a sage among men
Don’t men hate each other?
@@Nicejokeright No. Men bully each other but they do not mean it. Women praise each other but they do not mean it.
If kick gave her a contract, she would sign that instantly. She's just pissed she didn't get a contract.
Her hand would move so fast that the windows break
YUP. Shes just mad that she cant do whatever she wants and get invited to the new big thing
Average Kick W
Doubt it. People like Poki and Hasan are so against kick because they don't have pull at kick. Kick isn't filled with DEI trash like Twitch. They won't be able to deplatform people on kick. They won't be immune to repercussions on kick. They won't get privileges on kick.
nah shes pissed that the streamer she HATES most, xQc, got offered 100m and she didnt😂. Shes a jealous, envious little ho
If Kick offered her $100 million she would sign the contract so fast the paper would catch fire from the friction 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She acting like it's a moral thing because of the gambling on kick. If that's the case, I'm pretty sure twitch still has a category for slots etc...
@@senbimmons4474add that twitch had softcore porn in there and yet like bitch knows a lot😂
@@senbimmons4474 Exactly
@@senbimmons4474Twitch certainly has a category of sluts... 😊
@@senbimmons4474talking about morals while working for Amazon something something glass houses
Poki has that "30 year old, man hating, bitter, 3 cats" kind of vibe
Imagine whoever she is dating is miserable
Listening to Pokimane talking about her "morals and etics" broke something in my soul.
Like your spell check?
Hahahahaha
@@untunedguitar45oh haha I thought she couldn’t pronounce it properly 😂
I fuckn laughed and thought of all the shit she did.
Because she has none
Never actually heard her voice before. It’s clearly a practiced sexy voice. And all it makes me think is…simps are the lowest people on earth.
Worst part is they simp for mids.
@@TheMysteryDriverOh no you don't, damn pedo😂
That's why these 3's think they're 10s.
Yuuup
Her smug condescending tone is all she has and she wears an unbelievable amount of makeup. She looks nothing like that in truth. Not much different than a Vtuber. I will never understand why her simps are there.
Hang in there, Gundam. You're 100x more entertaining than any of those streamers.
The fact that there's thousands of people who watch these streamers and somehow are entertained by them is way more terrifying than anything the streamers actually do.
Word
Kids
facts
Kids,I guess. And lonely adults.
exactly
"Gambling is immoral because it prays on dependence and addiction!"
*makes millions off of parasocial relationships and lonely men*
Don't worry brother, panderers and seducers get a nice little nook of hell to stream from forever.
So, should we ban or allow both?
@@angelicaadriel3168 both are practically impossible to ban
Just accept them as morally wrong.
@@vividcolorandrichaudio6134 Yes, both are morally wrong, but not impossible to ban
@@angelicaadriel3168how you suppose to ban literally traps, that's some "free" people enjoy walking in.
It's like trying to ban marriage. People would want healthy gambling and parasocial relationship, which would be used that way only by 5% of people
Naming herself so she sounds like “Pokémon” is pretty much the smartest thing she’s done
It’s got her far. Marketing wise
and even still, nobody pronounces it in the way she meant for it to be pronounced LOL
@@IVI4TTH4TT3R
How does she say she wanted it pronounced originally?
@@TheKpa11 I actually am only assuming because I don't watch her stuff, but her name "Imane" sounds like "-emon" from the way pokemon is normally pronounced, so I'm guessing Pokimane was supposed to just be pronounced like Pokemon normally is
I thought she was trying to get on the fish hype and liked Hustle and Flow, mayne.
@@IVI4TTH4TT3Rit's an Arabic name, Imani, don't know why she spells it with an E at the end. But it would be pronounced like Poke-Imani and also Pokémon-E if that makes sense. It's hilarious that no one ever pronounces it like she intended. Don't watch her trash either, but linguistically this makes the most sense to me lol
Leafy getting banned for calling her mid made me laugh so hard. Unfortunate for Leafy, though.
saying she is a mid is praise nowadays, she was mid when she was young, the signs of age are already showing up...
He got banned & got shadowbanned for a year. It was wild dude
this is informative and unfortunate.
miss leafy
@@LucasCunhaRochathat's why she's covered in 5 layers of makeup or else her shwimps would be already long gone.
Christ, Pokimane is looking more and more like Nancy Pelosi as the days go by
😂😂😂
😂
Ouch
Lol I laughed more than I should have but that was pretty funny.
Huh😅😅😅
She's not salty, she's jealous.
bruh she compromised her morals when she was lowkey saying she would date certain league players to help her climb back in the day.
That and Twitch forces it's gambling ad's into everywhere on the platform, Kick atm that is limited only to gambling streams specifically.
Hasn't Poki done boobie streams or was that Amaranth?
Her only morals are the ones that benefit her
If you're on twitch you don't have morals in the first place to compromise. Fuck any streaming service or website that allows you to build parasocial relationships. I'm not mad at him I don't blame him go get that money dude I would too. She seems more spiteful than anything like she's mad at him because he got the money and then trying to make herself feel better by saying she has morals.
@@AB0BA_69 Amouranth does boobie streams, Poki doesn't have the facilities for it.
Hope you're doing good mentally Gundam. Hopefully all the suicide jokes are just jokes lol. Don't let dumb drama get you down.
I'm going to kill myself with a rubber chicken.
Hes joking you sensitive monkey
I’m waiting for the day Poki to hit you with that child support o.o
Meanwhile we keep telling him to get a DNA test to ensure the kids his lol
The rub is that Pokimane IS the child.
Who you think is Bobby's mom?
giving how fast she is balooning up, it's gonna be a few months
@@sadvec6328do you mean Billy the puppet? Actually, that makes sense.
Pokimane: *exists*
Everyone: "I don't even know who you are."
I have never watched her once, I only know here from other youtubers' talks and memes. I will never watch her unironically.
Only heard of her because of poppa Gundam and others and because she flashes her stuff on the internet to get simps to give her money.
She's a charisma void
@@DETahaXme too
Literally
Wtf does she even do
I only know her from controversies and gundam
sis really went from a mildly entertaining League streamer who's liked for not selling herself like other egirls to now being on the same level as them, at least in brain size
If I can paraphrase a comment I made before:
Pokimane and most popular Twitch streamers are living proof people shouldn't be given a platform/clout for only looking good.
Me: I don’t know about that seems kinda odd, may disagree
3 Sec later: “Google is owned by TH-cam” My comment buddy was right, burn all down
It's all makeup fakeup
The women who stream are basic avg women at best. They only get views because kids watch them and lonely guys. And "not brain dead" people need to teach everyone to just not watch that garbage.
Look good. Pokimane. Pick one.
mid*
Pokimaine has morals and ethics....since when?
Even corn stars got more morals than her
If she ever had any they are long gone...
It's her copium because she knows Stake will never, ever offer her a deal because she protested to get Stake removed from Twitch.
Low morals and warped ethics
@@iasked147 I would believe even a piece of cereal would have more morals and ethics than her, not talking about the corn star starting with p
I remember looking up Kick’s business model because I was impressed how they’re were competing with Twitch deals, how Stake is backing them, the hourly wages for streaming. Then I stumble passed the Pokimane part of the story and I lost brain cells
Why would she move from Twitch? She's got all the preferential treatment right at her fingertips
True she suspects that she got real lucky that twitch is full of white knights and if it goes bunk kick might not offer the same luxury
Th0t world problems.
Would she have to move? or could she be on both?
That's a great point, she wouldn't have to be exclusive.
@@majorgear1021 twitch definitely has exclusivity contracts with them, even basic level streamers can't simultaneously stream on two platforms at the same time if they're monetized on twitch.
She's only mad because she contributed to the creation of Kick by jumping on her moral high horse, and helping get gambling banned on Twitch.
is pokimane a real idiot or are they playing a character that is an idiot?
@accelerationquanta5816 At least you get something from the products as opposed to a sinking feeling in your gut that you'll be broke with nothing to show for it.
@@AndyisgodckyGambling is only a problem if you lose.
@@Andyisgodcky Sounds like a skill issue, thats what all gamblers suffer from, a major skill issue.
@@Andyisgodcky Gambling is fun just like playing games or going drinking, if you need something beyond that then you shouldn't gamble.
If being smart doesn't make money, then why bother being smart.
She wishes she could have you, Gundam. Don’t give her the satisfaction
She is wearing a uwu shirt, I can’t hear any words she’s speaking.
Pokimane is so braindead it hurts UwU
She is also Canadian, She is destroying our Brand lol
@@wakebacon8301bruh Canada's brand has been fucked since the start.
@@wakebacon8301 lol she's the least of Canada's problems.
Omeggieluls UwU
*HD Dolby atmos farts*
@@wakebacon8301 whats the brand shes ruining? CCP Lite? 🤣
Also, I enjoy your character images wearing the robe of Moses from the epic movie Ten Commandants, staring Charlton Heston, one of the greatest actors of all time.
Poor Gundum. It's not easy having an ex wife like Pokemane
Dodge a bullet? more like dodge a tactical nuke
@@sadvec6328 his dodge game is unreal
Can only imagine it's been tough for the kids...to know their mom is Pokimane.
@@ShinbrigTV I'd return her and ask for a refund. I'd take Revy from Black Lagoon over her and she's fictional
She took the kids man
Poki is one of those people that puts as little energy into talking as possible, and her voice drives me absolutely CRAZY. It’s the verbal equivalent of not picking up your feet when you walk.
lmao I've never heard that analogy. that's so spot on
It's very grating. I genuinely don't understand how anyone would pay to listen to her waffle on and on for hours on end.
She's a typical Canadian broad. Her voice is about as sexy as Terrance & Phillip's.
It's the vocal equivalent of a valium.
That is accurate
She’s the living embodiment of I haven’t had to use anything other than my looks in so long I don’t know how to function.
women, everybody
seeing how she doesn't even know what NDA stands for?! yeah that's about right lol
Kind of glad why I'm average looking and rather relay on my actual TALENTS of animating, creating, and recently gotten into 3D modeling and learning game deving in hopes to make something of myself and got hired as a 3D Designer for someone, then having to just relay on being "miss pish pretty posh girl" to make it in life......
because when her looks go, there'll be nothing left and she'll learn the hard way that these "Fans" were only her circle jerk that were drooling over her and when that's over sure she'll have money, but girls like her, they also want that attention.
@@savageratentertainment you're right, and it'll be funny when she does hit that wall.
Also I'm curious, what 3D project did you get hired for?
@@marcogenovesi8570Not just any women.
E-thots.
I cant wait to see where they are when there in there 50's😂😂😂
Imagine being a Pokimane sub, or watching Xqc for entertainment.
I think most people watch XQC becasue they're trying to figure out what the fuck he's saying.
Imaging watching any streamer, period.
@@fernando30xxxrdc is the only acceptable streamers
@@toddtaylor6506i tried that a couple times. But i got bored after a minute.
People seem to watch him for hours🫠
@@johncrowley3322My man! They’re literally the only ones I love watching on Twitch, hell the only good thing out of that platform honestly.
I only knew about her from Gundam talking about her, so until now I hadn't seen her name spelled out. I honestly thought it was supposed to be a derivative of Pokémon.
It's amazing that you're willing to overlook her weight gain. That's true love.
Wait what
Lol nice
Pudgymane
Pokimeal
Argh!
Chonkymane.
Imagine being one of those poor people that wire their last money, their rent money, to her and she's flexing her 10 million
I don't think of them as "poor people" I think of them as pathetic assholes. To the last man. She does nothing of any value, never did, and the world is so broken she's worth a small army of nurses, as far as society is concerned.
There was a clip where one GIGASIMP who did a super chat saying he gave her his life savings, 100k, and she said, "Thanks dude, enjoy poverty!" Then called out to her boyfriend in the other room, "Babe we just got 100k!"
@@theelder4797 The living embodiment of this ancient proverb: Pro 6:26 For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adulteress will hunt for the precious life.
Thank you Gundam! Without you I would never be entertained by things that I hate :)
remember how amouranth said she would stop doing lewd stuff when her husband was gone? amazing how it never stopped
I refuse to think anyone actually believed her.
Imo she wanted him booted cause of an unneeded financial partnership
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
@@alexrayne2875I’ll admit I totally did at first, but as soon as I saw the first tiddy stream again a month later I knew I had been duped.
@@alexrayne2875It "helped" that other (generally believed to be) reputable large content creators backed up the whole story about the abusive husband, including Cr1tikal
"What I wouldn't give to be a decent looking chick."
Bro, I feel this. My career would be way far ahead if I was cute and had a rack.
my god men are so pathetic. thats not directed at you or anything it just blows me away these guys earn an income and they just dump it on a soulless female streamer that would never give them the time.
True and I'd be even further cause I wouldn't bitch about every little thing
@@user-yt4ie3bx5oYeah that worked out real well for Dylan Mulvaney didn't it?
@@bobsnob3073tbf, it has. That freak is worth FAR more than you or I. Monetarily speaking only of course. I think our mental fitness would run laps around theirs...
@@bobsnob3073The Bud Light boycott only hurt Bud Light. Dylan has since gotten sponsored by Kelloggs.
Poki just mad she won't have the devs in her pocket anymore.
Pokimane is becoming a relic of the past.
Will hit the wall soon enough
If what Amouranth said is true, Pokimane's been travelling, but either way, I haven't heard much about her until now. Here's hoping she saved all that money and didn't blow it on expensive junk, because I don't think 'e-girl Twitch streamer' is going to last until she's in her 60s. Quick search says she's 27, so assuming we go by the standard of 66-67 for retirement age, that's roughly 40 years, give or take a few years. Who knows what she'll be doing 10 years from now.
And while we're talking about relics, I haven't heard from Alinity in a while either. Is she still around?
@@flarestorm9417 she is egyptian they are crafty smart mofos
Can't wait till that face melts and her simps run for the hills
No woman can beat the Wall, no matter how much makeup she uses.
She's so jealous she didn't get a $100M deal, you can feel it from space.
She literally had no reason to comment or get involve in the situation, but she did anyways and made herself look like a fool
these talking points she has are from higher up i bet.
Like always.. She involves herself in something that's none of her business gets flamed then she plays the victim card 😂
Woman moment
What? and missing a chance to give her hot take on the current hot topic??? That is worse than being taken as foolish for people like her.
I'm in my 30s and way too old to have ever cared about such people. I do appreciate Gundam catching me up on the random insufferables over the last few years. People are beyond ridiculous. I'll never understand how people can watch someone and give them money for doing nothing but talking about their problems and giving advice about things they have no idea about. They can't all be pathetic simpy boys right?
Stupid people like stupid things.
it's simple in pokimanes case she's a pretty girl and so the simps pay her money for just existing like i used to think she does something anything but no she just exists or does lazy content but BCS she's pokimane it's like omg i personally think she needs a dose of reality coming off so arrogant like bych idc how nice you are we live in a not nice world and she needs to understand but not just get it but be humbled bcs if she was so humbled she's see what happened make a quick take and move on :P
When I was a kid we had bigger than life rock stars. Today's kids have these twats. I weep for them.
No they are all simps for sure. They are definitely watching her with one free hand, if you catch my drift.
What is that woman doing anyway? What does she get money for?
Glad to see you got the coveted "elon replied to my tweet" award, hopefully you can farm it to its true potential. Blessings to you farmer Gundam.
man the fucking salt from all the the other twitch streamers is amazing
We will never have that much money sitting on our ass ever
Dead Sea type sh!t fr
@@RazorRamonMachismo and i dont want it
the entitlement is more amazing. they all think they deserve that contract . every one of them
She really is a person that if even there is a .01% chance her business and personal wealth is harmed, she becomes such an evil person.
So she's a normal human being
@TwoDollarGarage Nah normal human beings wait for the percentage to be at 50 and don’t really count anything in front of the dot as a number.
@@noonenowhere877 so they wait until the number is large enough that they will reasonably not lose or if they do monkey brain will think at least there's less chance of severe punishment as there's many of us even if we lost
@@TwoDollarGararge How is that a normal human being especially with healthy competition? That is psycho behavior
@@zippidisx2749 then I think we live in a different world because that's what people do
GUNDAM!!!! When are we gonna be able to buy that song you recorded that Nerdrotic played!!? “West was won” or whatever I don’t remember the name but it was awesome and we want it. SING IT! SLAAAY QUEEEN YAAAAAAAS!
Couple more years and Pokimane is gonna be a Dubai special order. Then she can decide if she still has her morals.
Doubt it she's mid at best. Ain't nobody flying her out to Dubai
Shes way to old for that
@@settame1about 27 years too old and the wrong gender. Bachu bazi and all that.
She's a butter face that wears makeup. Not Dubai Porter potty tier.
She'll be like Hunter CryAlone's ex-wife and get paid to bang a Camel.
LMFO future ex wife damn Gundam
It’s true
Their relationship is full of torment, drama and scorn, a true tearjerker for sure
What wrong with that? Sounds like a good relationship. Jump on the ship knowing it will end up falling apart.
He be paying that child support for life if he ever put a ring on that, for sure.
@@Blu3-Fir3 Big Facts
Marry me, Gundam, I'll treat you right
Bro is so sure of his Ex-wifes. 💀
Future ex wives 😉
@@TwoFourFeedsLordyThaBlud LoL, yeah xD wives*
Lately my spelling has been off.. maybe I'm a bit stressed about my graduation project.
@@DETahaXlet your future ex wife relieve you of said stress 😘
I wouldn't stay married to her either, lol tf
@@ultsus_pect LoL.. thanks, man.. But, I intend to just have *the* wife, and cherish her.
Ah, Pokimane on the It'sAGundam channel. Brings back memories of what made me discover this channel originally.
Those twitch thots 😂
Dude i've been around since the time Gundam would end every single video talking about an ex or another. no matter what the topic of the video was.
@@therodyman700please, in what video This started? I wanna watch That!
Nostalgia 🥲
5:26 HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! Well if you ever thought she had an inner monologue this proves she doesnt. Good Lord man.
"She's taken it uppon herself to feel the rage of the common man from her ivory tower" I love it. 😂
I'll be a lawyer just to help you sign the divorce documents😂
He should live stream the signing
"The Mad Catz controller" 🤣🤣😭 fucking ded bro
The funniest thing ever was when Pokimane realised she had no actual friends and everyone around her was just using her!
Wait she finally realized it?
The one braincell she has bouncing around in her head like a screensaver finally hit the corner.
@@JudgeNicodemus She just released a video of her prancing around Korea on a Gucci photoshoot! That'll help her image! 😂
Nobody thinks you're marrying pokimane for her brain, Gundam.
nobody thinks he is marrying her for her looks either
@@marcogenovesi8570 Pokimane's queen of the gassed-up mids. But she's fvkable and she'll be paying Gundam alimony when she graduates to ex-wife.
@@BuckROCKGROIN i'll believe that when I see it
@@marcogenovesi8570 honestly pokimane's ass is bigger than her brain I've heard of the term tits for brains but pokimane is epitome of *Ass for brains*
Have you seen her without makeup, you like granny?
Im getting a little tired of Asmon defending immoral behaviour, including Pokimane for over priced, generic, rebranded cookies. It makes me wonder what skeletons he has in his closet.
I also watched another TH-camr ( not mentioning names ) say that the price was reasonable. Considering they are selling their own overpriced food products, for $6 that you can buy in store for less than $2. And thats not including delivery, you have to buy $45 worth before you get free delivery.
Some TH-camrs treat their fans like idiots, but unfortunately a lot of their fans are idiots. One comment basically said that dumb people deserve to get ripped off. He really didnt get the irony of his comment, as he has to be pretty dumb to make a comment like that.😔
After a point dumb people DO deserve to get ripped off. Exhibit A, anybody still giving money to Poki and Amouranth.
She's acting like she wanted a cookie but they were all gone, so she says _I'm on a diet, I didn't want one._ but she really really did. Especially when they're 100 million dollar cookies! 😆
Plot twist pokimane and ItsAGundam live happily ever after when she realizes the error of her ways and have 3 kids
Ladies over 35 shouldnt have kids tho
I'll toast to that 🍷
We're close to the Poki redemption arc
@@offlineraided Damn she's that old? Make up carrying the MVP.
@@offlineraidedLeft wing women over 30 shouldn't have kids*
How fucking dare you...
Fluffy is talented, and a good dog.
Can we just stop for a moment to appreciate, gundams arse in leathers riding his bike.
It wasn’t even MadKatz. It was a damn Logitech controller!
Correct, I used to have one of these forever ago.
Logitech controllers work great tho. Its too bad the sub was cheaper than the controller.
@@StaticDraco this! the ONE THING in that sub i was CERTAIN would not fail was the logitech controller..
Couldn't spend a few buck more for an elite controller? Would have classed that sub up.
Argh! Had they had the GameShark cheat codes, they would probably used cheats to get back on land faster.
Amoranth's take was best "Pokimane is just trying to inject herself in this for clout. trying to stay relevant so she can keep traveling and not stream as often"
i was like i don't like Amoranth all that much, but she right
Imagine how much of a shit take you had to the point Amouranth says something that makes sense
I mean not everybody can have fake husbands that abuse her and create drama in a more organic, if staged, way. Amoranth IQ is at least three times that of Pokimane
Poopiemane can’t go one year with saying something completely stupid
"We're headed to a recession"
It's nice to see that in spite of living in such a bleak and harrowing time, someone still has both the will and hope to be optimistic. With that said, I look forward to seeing you gentlemen in the Thunderdome.
I love this mindset as well. We have been in a recession for a while know, but people bring it up like it’s a new thing. Our economy has been shit for a while but people can’t hear words “inflation or recession” because that is to confusing.
@@samuellindsey6379 the Biden admin had to redefine recession to save face.
Thank you! Glad I am not the only American who recognizes that we have been in a recession the whole time. "Two men enter, one man leaves!"
Look at me. I run Gas Town now.
Today, our noble war-boys head off to bullet farm, weed-town, and crap-paper-ville.
You know, I've seen some of these so many times I often hear Gundam's voice criticizing me when I'm about to do something stupid. "What do you think you're doing?! You ain't gonna make Freddy proud with this bullshit."
That Titan submersible situation is wild. So many things wrong that could have been prevented if the arrogant millionaire would have listened to people instead of acting like he was smarter and better than everyone. I really feel sorry for the 19-year-old on board, though. He didn't even really want to go but went because his dad wanted him to go with him, so the son went with him for Father's Day.
Sad thing about that sub, the controller was the most reliable piece of equipment on that damn thing.
And the older kid who went to have hookers and blow with Travis Barker instead of being with his dad on father's day is still alive. God has a dark sense of humor.
You're wrong brother. The father and son were Pakistani and the mother made her official statement to the press saying that initially it was going to be her & husband but she gave up her spot for her son because he wanted to go as well. The son could also solve a rubics cube under 10 seconds or something and he wanted to set a record for it under the sea.
@@FahdAzad I am getting conflicting information. You are right about the mother saying that, but I have also read from On Demand News that the son repeatedly expressed his worries about the trip. It said "But despite his reservations, he had joined the tour as a Fathers Day bonding experience with his dad."
I also heard that same thing on a Penguinz0 video where he was going over the incident. I don't know who is right, though.
Scottish engineer: "I'm no signin' off on tha' death trap!"
Idiot Billionaire: "You have a negative attitude. You're fired!"
Scottish engineer: "At least I'll live tae a ripe old age."
Poki's body type, her age... She best get in that gym, yo. If she wants to EVER get new, young subs, she best hit that gym.
If she’s already hitting the wall in her late 20s that’s kinda fucked
milf loving adulteens are her only hope
I can't even bear to hear her patronsing voice utter words. Poki will never leave Twitch, where she is protected.
Best thing you can do is pay her no attention.
She says the most incorrect shit with such confidence and attitude lmao. Girlboss!
pokimane sees a video about her
THATS SEXIST YOU HATE WOMEN
Pokiman is that girl in every high school who's the stereotype popular cheer leader. "like o m ggggyaa have you seen kyle"
She doesn't want Kick to succeed cause she's not planning on leaving Twitch
Cr1tikal went off when one of Hasan's mods tried to morally grandstand on twitter. He made the point that saying kick is bad for being owned by a gambling site but twitch being owned by amazon is fin is hypocritical. That mod basically buried his head in the sand by say charlie used too many words and even used screenshots that disproved his own point.
Yea was a odd back and forth to i'm not watching those two debate but it's more level headed than those who par take in the console war and that's sad as fuck.
"Used too many words" Hasan's viewers can't handle too many words, that's why he leaves his stream for entire minutes sometimes (also to make nuggies when mom isn't home)
Looking at that facial outline brought back an image of Jim Carrey in the Mask.
She's mad she didn't get 100 million to stream somewhere else, as much as she tries to deny it.
What reasonable human being wakes up in the morning and looks forward to watching a Pokimane stream 💀
i would love to talk to them if anyone can find one in real life. if i had to guess its 25-35 year olds that are social rejects and think they can buy there way in to it.
@saltycarl6581 I'm a 25 yo social reject and I don't do that shit
I'd love to interview one of her simps.
Or any stream for that matter. Watching people is boring af.
Bro is playing an 8 bit version of stairway to heaven, mad respect
She's just mad because the platform she's making her living off of is becoming irrelevant now.
🤣
You may be miserable, Gundam, but for some you cheer us up immensely. Stay the course man, new generations will be saying “content creators killed art” for a long time, your influence is changing the course of many who have never been introduced to these arguments or people.
It takes a lot more than mass production to kill art
I remain happy by reminding myself one day in the future their "business" will crumble
The guy who roasted Poki in her own chat is Giga Chad of the month
What's the Chad say? 😂
If only she could do research as hard as she copes
That would require effort, something this little girl has none of
Itsagundam gotta keep making those video's in order to pay up that alimony to his future ex wife pokimane.
We're not heading into a recession, Gundam. We were already there. What we are doing is tipping over the edge into a depression.
Even in your lowest of lows, you're still funny as hell Gundam. Maybe you should do sad streams to counter their cringe streams😁Diversify the streaming market for us🤣
I have something in the works stay tuned.
@@ItsAGundamooo color me excited. Is it Kick? 🤔 I'd imagine so. Twitch is getting killed 😂
"Future ex-wife" is the greatest underhanded compliment
I remember when Pokimane insulted the girls in her engineering class that she dropped out of. While she's calling people cringe and getting replaced by VTubers, those girls probably have executive positions in companies that they can leave for higher pay at any time. Lmao. Stay in school kids.
"Future ex-wife" who are you, Dr. Ian Malcolm? 😂
His family might be shitty, but goddamn, Grandma Gundam coming in clutch with the quotes
Pokimane is just pissed she wasn't the one given the deal.
Still waiting for It’s A Gundam: The Movie. The life story of a man in the great retardation. A story of struggle, survival and failure! 😢
I kill for his book on thots: the worlds biggest problem, id pay 100 dollars for a completed product kek
pokimane: i deserve $100M because im special!
Everyone else: Wheres my morning coffee?
Read this while waiting for my coffee to finish brewing 😂
The zombie apocalypse looks like a blessing from God at this point 😅
remember when the most insane thing was bathwater from Belle Delphine...things were simpler in those days...
But the bigger question is how does DSP fit into this?