Agreed, I feel like SA was the peak for radio stations, and even then it wasn't that great. I haven't played 4 so I can't comment but but with 5, I just play with the radio off.
8:45 Giggle Cream™ is Nitrous Oxide and the tune they sing is like the sound you hear during/after inhaling Nitrous Oxide. That flew over my head for 18 years. Well done Rockstar.
0:00-7:55 Jezz Torrent, "Lovefist" rock singer (part 1) 9:37-14:07 Jezz Torrent, "Lovefist" rock singer (part 2) 16:25-21:42 Michaela Carapadis, woman who portrayed a man (part 1) 23:51-27:27 Michaela Carapadis, woman who portrayed a man (part 2) 29:25-36:04 Mr. Zoo (part 1) 38:02-44:02 Mr. Zoo (part 2) 45:52-50:32 Gethsemanee (part 1) 52:13-59:26 Gethsemanee (part 2) 1:01:16-1:06:00 BJ Smith, football player (part 1) 1:07:15-1:12:00 BJ Smith, football player (part 2) 1:14:13-1:20:27 Claude Maginot from "Just The 5 Of Us" (part 1) 1:22:27-1:25:42 Claude Maginot from "Just The 5 Of Us" (part 2) 1:28:04-1:35:32 Thor (part 1) 1:37:12-1:41:52 Thor (part 2)
One time I just legit parked in a bush off the side of the road by one of the restaurants and listened to the whole thing until it looped back around. Golden.
The dude who called to tell Gethsemane to hit him with her broom was the dude who called in on Chatterbox to say he needs a nanny to spank him 😂😂😂 holy shit, I never caught that before hahahahahaha
@@thenextprodigy815 he is also the owner of Hampshire Nannies in GTA San Andreas,had a account in the WKTT GTA 4 website,and he is referenced in The Fernando show and the "Loneliest Robot in Great Britain" in GTA 5
Wow, I can't believe in all the time I played Vice City I never heard any of the interviews on this radio station, only the commercials. They're hilarious.
Please tell me I ain’t the only one that comes back to this to show friends the mr zoo segment 😂. Any friends that played vice city never listened to the talk shows so the reaction is amazing.
These radio stations and their amazing attention to detail and hilarious clever writing are really the true gems of these games and contribute to putting them over other open world games.
19:35 lol just hearing this while writing a paper on the computer is relaxing haha. "So your still dressed like a man". i wish i could have been interested in K-Chat when i played Vice City years ago but i always listened to Wave 103, or Flash FM.
1:12:01 This ad is so good "Defender Of The Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square! Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey! And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square!"
0:22 Whoo 9:38 Hi I'm Amy and you're on K-Chat. Jezz 16:48 Michaela Carpadis! Carpadis. Michaela! Mikayla. Hi, welcome to K-Chat 16:54 Hello 26:09 Goodbye! 26:10 Well, uh 29:57 Good I am! 29:58 Hi, Mr. Zoo 30:10 Which name, Mr. Zoo or Pat Flingerthingy? 31:43 Like my brother is a cockroach, and my dad is a pigeon, and my mom is a fly. Is that right? 41:15 I... LOVE... YOU! *(Gets me every time for my stitches LOL)* 41:18 You do? 41:45 Who is she? 41:46 Hey! Hey! Hey! 41:47 Okay! Okay! Hey! 42:27 Security! 45:53 Hello, welcome back to K-Chat 46:36 Ah, Gethsemane 46:38 Welcome to the show! 46:39 Hello, Amy 47:06 🎵 All Dewy My Skysailing Pregnant Moon The Godness! 47:16 Sorry, whatever 52:20 Hi, I'm Amy. And you're on K-Chat. Gethsemane 59:21 And I sincerely hope you whoo, take a bath 55:19 Oh. Hi, Phil! What Harry let you god what with being a man who's witch and everything? *Amy's laughing* 57:02 Buy my book 1:06:46 Musty Pines! Now you don't have to say goodbye. Drive-through service also available 1:07:20 Hi, I'm Amy. And you're on K-Chat 1:11:49 Anyway, BJ, that's all we have time for for now! 1:11:51 Thanks, Amy 1:11:54 Okay. Thank you 1:14:07 Salivex! When it comes to personal dryness upstairs. We're deadly serious 1:14:13 Welcome back to K-Chat. My next guest is the star of the hit show "Just The Five Of Us" where he appears as the rich father of a family of Misfits, but more recently he's working on the controversial theater piece "In The Future, There Will Be Robots". Claude Maginot, welcome to the show 1:15:53 I love Jimmy. He's so cute 1:16:42 At Mr. Chesterfield. You're so funny 1:16:46 Not in my house! *Laughing* 1:16:54 Oh say for me, please 1:16:58 Matrice! 1:16:59 Please! 1:17:01 Not in my house! Please! 1:18:31 I love Just The Five Of Us 1:18:33 Please! (x3) Enough! Five for scene 1:19:37 I know I would! 1:19:43 What?! 1:28:34 Thor! 1:28:35 Hi, hello Amy 1:32:18 No weirder than anything else. So? 1:33:45 Wait a minute there buster. My mother is half Canadian 1:34:10 I... Me wife helga. What a hag? 1:34:33 See 1:35:09 How old are you? 1:35:14 Are you shy about your age? 1:35:20 And where are you from? 1:39:28 Hello, you're on K-Chat with Thor 1:39:41 And that Loki brother he's as slick as Salivex 1:41:42 Okay, thanks for the advice and with that revelation I'm going to have to change topics. That was Thor, Viking Warrior. Coming up next, we have another guest. We're be back right after this
SHE'SPROFESSOROF *a - n - t - h - r - o - s - o - c - i - o - l - o - g - y* ANDWOMEN'SSTUDIESATTHEUNIVERSITYOFVICECITY!!! Holy shit Amy's actress is a genius
16:30 : The "lady" interviewed used to be a parody back in 2002, now, well her speech is not so rare. Welcome to a world where reality beats South Park and GTA in the ridiculous.
If someone gets triggered from hearing _that_ when the Definitive Edition, blame the listeners who do get upset. It's just speaking the truth about those retards.
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 omg someone who isn't a complete moron. And understands they got this stuff from the time. Not the future. And realizes the internet makes it easier easier find and listen to radicals. Even though it's not more prevalent. It's just easier to find.
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Amy's valley girl accent is the sole reason why K-Chat is my favorite radio station, that and the funny dialogue.
The sexiest voice
who else would just drive around and listen to k chat for hours?
Me and my cousin would turn the radio to k chat in the game and just park the car and listen to hours lol
And VCPR. So many good memories.
their discussions are impossible today :(
@@Artsem4kahell would break loose if this was in todays games lol
Me and my friend would. Its our fav station.
Out of all the gta series, Vice City had the best radio stations.
Agreed, I feel like SA was the peak for radio stations, and even then it wasn't that great. I haven't played 4 so I can't comment but but with 5, I just play with the radio off.
DravenWolfe gta 5 has great radios
@@TheHittman47 I only listen to Non Stop FM and Los Santos Rock Radio
GB Atomic only reason you listen to Non Stop FM is because it doesn’t stop.
@@KGBos hell yeah!
8:45 Giggle Cream™ is Nitrous Oxide and the tune they sing is like the sound you hear during/after inhaling Nitrous Oxide. That flew over my head for 18 years. Well done Rockstar.
Could just be pure oxygen too, much easier to obtain as well.
Wawa waa waa Wawa!
**Evie Zamora and Tracy Louise Freeland have entered the chat**
@@theconnected7234 waawa waa waa that sound that loveee
@@A_Black_Sheep94Nah it’s meant to be drugz lol 😂
Amy's voice is so cute....i love her.
Same
Me too bro, she's the reason why I always listened to K-Chat! I can listen to her talk all day
Anyone else think she sounds like sarah Michelle Geller?
@@capnjackgallows3204 Now that you mentioned it, and watching a clip of an episode of Buffy, she actually does..
I love Amy too, she's such a babe :)
Desperately hoping for K-CHAT's return in GTA VI!
It’d be funny if Amy was still there but 40 years older
@@mariguana7918 Hell yeah.
0:00-7:55 Jezz Torrent, "Lovefist" rock singer (part 1)
9:37-14:07 Jezz Torrent, "Lovefist" rock singer (part 2)
16:25-21:42 Michaela Carapadis, woman who portrayed a man (part 1)
23:51-27:27 Michaela Carapadis, woman who portrayed a man (part 2)
29:25-36:04 Mr. Zoo (part 1)
38:02-44:02 Mr. Zoo (part 2)
45:52-50:32 Gethsemanee (part 1)
52:13-59:26 Gethsemanee (part 2)
1:01:16-1:06:00 BJ Smith, football player (part 1)
1:07:15-1:12:00 BJ Smith, football player (part 2)
1:14:13-1:20:27 Claude Maginot from "Just The 5 Of Us" (part 1)
1:22:27-1:25:42 Claude Maginot from "Just The 5 Of Us" (part 2)
1:28:04-1:35:32 Thor (part 1)
1:37:12-1:41:52 Thor (part 2)
Well, thanks LosGTARadio! I was :) to help out.
Thank you so much for this you are a real hero
You are a true hero
You're a legend
To be constantly called a hero and a legend for typing a directory for a TH-cam video. Might as well make a Grand Theft Auto game about ME, huh?
I remember just driving all around Vice City to listen to this.
Same. Doing my best not to destroy the car so I don't have to start over.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 yup 😆
One time I just legit parked in a bush off the side of the road by one of the restaurants and listened to the whole thing until it looped back around. Golden.
Same here
This is legendary, the only radio station where you look forward to the commercials 😀
GTA predicted tumblrinas way before 18:10
They existed back in the 80s too, they were just much easier to ignore back then. The internet made them somehow feel legitimized.
"Tim! They've got your wife!"
"But I'm not married!"
You are now! To America!
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
ahahahahhhahahahhahahahaha
I’m man of peace! I’m done killing! I want to raise a family!
That’s just it Tim! They got your family!
Nooooooooooo!!!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that part!
Mendozzzzaaaaaaaa
The dude who called to tell Gethsemane to hit him with her broom was the dude who called in on Chatterbox to say he needs a nanny to spank him 😂😂😂 holy shit, I never caught that before hahahahahaha
These radio rations have aged like wine haha
I definitely wanna see some K Chat segments turned into animated cartoon versions!
never say never, do it to yourself or say to someone who knows animating
same!!! :D
I love the Steve Irwin parody
Grew up watching the bloke and funny to see a resemblance in my childhood game
RIP Steve Irwin
Mr. Zoo is my favorite interview
did I tell ya I luuuuv animals and they luv me
A parody of the late Steve Irwin.
the hairy crystal lady :D
@@jirijirsa6683 Getsemane. "We're just a goup who believe in communal sharing and chanting a lot (and can't find husbands)
“Aww, he’s died!”
Wa wa wa wa wawawa wa wa wa wa wa
😂😃😍😎
😨😳🤠🤠
That's the sound I love
58:16 It's the "Freddy needs a Nanny" guy from GTA 3 XD
Dan Houser maybe? I mean, he did the incgame commercial in GTA SA Hampshire Nannies
@@divecolosio4988 Yep, it’s him.
So that explains he wanted to give this Freddy kid he hates so much, wanted a nanny to spank him
I just listened to the other shoe before this, it's the same Freddy!!
@@thenextprodigy815 he is also the owner of Hampshire Nannies in GTA San Andreas,had a account in the WKTT GTA 4 website,and he is referenced in The Fernando show and the "Loneliest Robot in Great Britain" in GTA 5
51:10
AAAAHHH!! MY PROSTATE!!!
I love this game and radio station so much.
Kchat and VCPR will always be legendary.
Old GTA talk radio shows are really epic! Back when R* had a great sense of humor
@@diablow1411 they were the funniest!😁
The classic GTA radio hosts were brilliant. Amy, rocker Lazlow, Fernando Martinez etc. These guys were more entertaining than most story characters.
And cousin Ed who was still in charge of V-rock during Vice City stories whilst Lazlow shadowed under him.
I love her voice & it fits VC so much
I’m so glad I kept my PS2 and Vice City. 13,000 cops wasted....so far
lol
57:04 "ok OK" 😂😂 57:38
"I'm talking to you through a computer right now, in fact, I am a computer"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They mindfucking us 100%
I love amy so much i really wish if i could meet her irl
I wish Amy came back in a future game radio station.
Yeah but she'd be around her 60s by now.
I imagined her to be a long haired blonde but it turns out she's a long haired red head/ginger
Man this is Iconic
Hi,so cute
13:27 "piss off acoustic songs are for sissies"... oh man even after all these years that's still so freaking funny to me.
Giggle Cream
gi-gi gi-gi, gigigigigigigigi
Wah wah wah wah wah wah
my favorite radio station. I love Amy's accent.
25:09 - 26:10
That was... Kind of inspiring
Keep in mind, this was written in 2002.
This is PLATINUM!!!!!
Mikaela predicted feminazis.
@@ShaDHP23 You really think that's a new thing? It's always been a thing
@Adam NC feminazis were a thing, but Twitter allowed them to breed
@@firstman692002 Not to this level and how powerful they have become. especially how global they are trying to become.
48:29 - I remembered the time I almost choked on a muffin how hard I was laughing when I listened to that part.
Mr. Zoo is one of my favorite segments.
That Thor section still cracks me up, even after all those years.
It's so out there even for these games
Ah! A fan! This pleases Thor.
I love it “can you believe men smoke cigarettes drink beer and wear hats?!”😂😂😂
56:08 - "Phil taught us that....He's been to Mali to meet with the village elders..." SHIT CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME!
Ah, that's the same voice actress for Beatrix Fontaine, lmao!
Wow, I can't believe in all the time I played Vice City I never heard any of the interviews on this radio station, only the commercials. They're hilarious.
''Oh Shut up!'' ''Computers are not evil''
Nothing beats driving around Little Havana and listening to K Chat
Freddie's been needing a nanny since the 80s.
I always had a crush in Amy's voice.
The way Michaela reacts to Amy at 27:08 has me laughing in tears.
I listened to this, driving in the game, while going to Tommy's house.
Please tell me I ain’t the only one that comes back to this to show friends the mr zoo segment 😂. Any friends that played vice city never listened to the talk shows so the reaction is amazing.
"You no good, by the book, paper pushing MURDERER!"
Cracks me up every time.
This brings so much nostalgia to me. I remember when I was a kid, I always listen to this while driving around the city.
These radio stations and their amazing attention to detail and hilarious clever writing are really the true gems of these games and contribute to putting them over other open world games.
gta talk radio is one of the top 5 things i look forward to in the game
1:22:49 Dude... Amy freaking out like this is the funniest thing😂😂
44:08 cracks me up: 866 toll-free area code was implemented in 2000, isn’t GTA-VC set in 1986? 🤔😂🤣🤪
20:49 The way this line is said always kills me lmao
Reminds me of rick from rick n morty
Similarly, how Michaela delivers the line at 27:08 has me laughing with tears.
19:35 lol just hearing this while writing a paper on the computer is relaxing haha. "So your still dressed like a man". i wish i could have been interested in K-Chat when i played Vice City years ago but i always listened to Wave 103, or Flash FM.
on my first version of vice city every radio station was wave 103...
"its a little strange isn't it"
I listened to emotion and VCPR
@@AaroMesa i listened to WAVE-103 or Flash-Fm ;)
Amy is comedy gold
God I used to just sit in the car and listen to KCHAT ahaha
36:47 😂 My most favorite hilarious part on kchat😂 "Just The Five Of Us"
37:06😂
37:26 "Asshole!" 😂
Strong Waman: I dressed like a man
Amy: And you never changed back :3
Strong Waman: What?
Amy: never mind :3
Amy is the embodiment of the ":3"
1:12:01 This ad is so good
"Defender Of The Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square!
Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey!
And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square!"
I love these radio stations. Only Rockstar Games can do this kind of entertaiment :)
Vice City's stations are better, than all the other GTA games. K-Chat has to be my favorite talk station, out of all of the GTA talk stations.
16:25 so ahead of its time...Femcell
When I heard this bit replaying vice city I laughed so hard, Rockstar writers hit the nail on the head
This was my favourite channel.
Oh man, jokes about hippies wanting to breast feed in public, talks about pseudo science crystals and crap, this station truly is timeless 😆
And that femenist professor has aged so well its scary
@solidvault3698 for real. So many women who unironically talk like her nowadays
Getsemane's "pregnant moon" song still has me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still sing that shit to myself sometimes haha
I love Getsemane! She’s ahead of her time 😂
@@ramonhara7673 I think Getsemane is a genuine lunatic :D
Michaela Crapadis was like a fortune teller letting us know what current times would be like lol
@@BerryNiceToMeetYou yeah, but she undershot by a LOT!!!
Much better audio than that other Kchat TH-cam video.
vice city it is my city
*"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! I WRITE BOOKS!"* - JK Rowling, in an early interview
The Gethsemanee interview is possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.
that 'Pregendnant Moon' always gets me
They dont make content like this anymore. Top notch comedy.
the writing in these shows is genius. gta 6 will not have this humor without lazlow
Lol I'm from Edinburgh, Scotland glad to hear a Scottish guy on GTA radio. 😂😂
You mean "Scotland, England"
@@siegfriedeisenkraut5285 what?
@@reallyryan_ 0:17
@@siegfriedeisenkraut5285 hahha! I'm from Scotland too and that line cracks me up!
That’s awesome!😃
I always wondered where KChat began and where did it ended.
As a child, I loved this channel, haha. TYSM for sharing!
23:56 Enjoy this for the last time people! Cuz we will NEVER see this in the new GTA game GTA 6.
Yea, people can't make fun of feminists anymore 🙄 What a bummer
0:22 Whoo
9:38 Hi I'm Amy and you're on K-Chat. Jezz
16:48 Michaela Carpadis! Carpadis. Michaela! Mikayla. Hi, welcome to K-Chat
16:54 Hello
26:09 Goodbye!
26:10 Well, uh
29:57 Good I am!
29:58 Hi, Mr. Zoo
30:10 Which name, Mr. Zoo or Pat Flingerthingy?
31:43 Like my brother is a cockroach, and my dad is a pigeon, and my mom is a fly. Is that right?
41:15 I... LOVE... YOU! *(Gets me every time for my stitches LOL)*
41:18 You do?
41:45 Who is she?
41:46 Hey! Hey! Hey!
41:47 Okay! Okay! Hey!
42:27 Security!
45:53 Hello, welcome back to K-Chat
46:36 Ah, Gethsemane
46:38 Welcome to the show!
46:39 Hello, Amy
47:06 🎵 All Dewy My Skysailing Pregnant Moon The Godness!
47:16 Sorry, whatever
52:20 Hi, I'm Amy. And you're on K-Chat. Gethsemane
59:21 And I sincerely hope you whoo, take a bath
55:19 Oh. Hi, Phil! What Harry let you god what with being a man who's witch and everything? *Amy's laughing*
57:02 Buy my book
1:06:46 Musty Pines! Now you don't have to say goodbye. Drive-through service also available
1:07:20 Hi, I'm Amy. And you're on K-Chat
1:11:49 Anyway, BJ, that's all we have time for for now!
1:11:51 Thanks, Amy
1:11:54 Okay. Thank you
1:14:07 Salivex! When it comes to personal dryness upstairs. We're deadly serious
1:14:13 Welcome back to K-Chat. My next guest is the star of the hit show "Just The Five Of Us" where he appears as the rich father of a family of Misfits, but more recently he's working on the controversial theater piece "In The Future, There Will Be Robots". Claude Maginot, welcome to the show
1:15:53 I love Jimmy. He's so cute
1:16:42 At Mr. Chesterfield. You're so funny
1:16:46 Not in my house! *Laughing*
1:16:54 Oh say for me, please
1:16:58 Matrice!
1:16:59 Please!
1:17:01 Not in my house! Please!
1:18:31 I love Just The Five Of Us
1:18:33 Please! (x3) Enough! Five for scene
1:19:37 I know I would!
1:19:43 What?!
1:28:34 Thor!
1:28:35 Hi, hello Amy
1:32:18 No weirder than anything else. So?
1:33:45 Wait a minute there buster. My mother is half Canadian
1:34:10 I... Me wife helga. What a hag?
1:34:33 See
1:35:09 How old are you?
1:35:14 Are you shy about your age?
1:35:20 And where are you from?
1:39:28 Hello, you're on K-Chat with Thor
1:39:41 And that Loki brother he's as slick as Salivex
1:41:42 Okay, thanks for the advice and with that revelation I'm going to have to change topics. That was Thor, Viking Warrior. Coming up next, we have another guest. We're be back right after this
I just love Amy, voice and personality is just perfect!
Amy's voice is so sultry and endearing. She's a bae 💜
From Scotland, England lmao
😂
OMG the pom who love to be spanked called in this one too ! he was in GTA 3 radio
He still looking for a nanny?
Legend says the caller is voiced by one of the Houser Brothers!
It's voiced by Dan Houser.
I love GTA FM radio talk shows damn it ♥
This radio station is the reason why I couldn't get shit done in Vice City 😂😂 Oh the memories!
freddy the guy wanting to be spanked is a nice reference to gta 3's chatterbox
SHE'SPROFESSOROF *a - n - t - h - r - o - s - o - c - i - o - l - o - g - y* ANDWOMEN'SSTUDIESATTHEUNIVERSITYOFVICECITY!!!
Holy shit Amy's actress is a genius
Leyna Weber! AND she's hot, too! ❤️❤️❤️
still listening to this in 2021!
59:14 gets me every time
I wonder if Bobo the dolphin and Mr Zoo would be referenced in GTA VI somehow. Maybe on an in universe animal rights blog or something.
K-chat is probably my favorite of the talk radio stations
I wonder if they are bringing K Chat back for GTA 6
the part about the feminist professor is no longer satire
They are definitely cutting some lines in the new remaster. Censorship today is stupid
@@benib3311 did you hear that somewhere?
@@007kingifrit they did say they’re gonna censor the game
@@benib3311 where?
@@007kingifrit u can see it in the trailer too, Phil Cassidy’s t shirt changed
16:30 : The "lady" interviewed used to be a parody back in 2002, now, well her speech is not so rare. Welcome to a world where reality beats South Park and GTA in the ridiculous.
"Don't argue with me, I write books!"
@@BassiKun99 Aka Robin Di Angelo. x)
If someone gets triggered from hearing _that_ when the Definitive Edition, blame the listeners who do get upset. It's just speaking the truth about those retards.
Its a parody back then because they have existed back then
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 omg someone who isn't a complete moron. And understands they got this stuff from the time. Not the future. And realizes the internet makes it easier easier find and listen to radicals. Even though it's not more prevalent. It's just easier to find.
Soap MacTavish before joining Captain Price and the SAS be like:
GTA vice city best GTA.
21:35 gets me everytime
LOL love that part
I never knew animals were so interesting.
I love how many times the word Degenerate has been said in all the radio stations.
Đừng trách tôi tại sao tôi lại giối gian như thế, tôi không thật lòng nhưng cũng không rối lừa ai 🔥🔥🔥
Jez Torrent is voiced by Kevin McKidd, "Soap" from COD: Modern Warfare 2 & 3 and "Cooper" from Dog Soldiers.
Tommy from Trainspotting
@@thomashayes6528 yeah, he's much better known for Transpotting.
He was great in Rome too.
Lucius Vorenus
Lol I just watched Dog Soldiers again yesterday
"I AM LOVEFIST"
16:25 Rockstar predicted 3rd wave Feminazis
And now they filled their company with them.
58:15 I love this bit by Dan Houser. So funny!
"Do I need a man to have a baby? No."
*Biology:* "Am I a joke to you?"
“Damn girl, you so ugly you make blind kids cry”