Most Memorable Catchphrases - Key & Peele
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- Nooice! Slap-Ass! Deez nuts. This collection of catchphrases puts the pussy on the chainwax.
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That "noice" makes you realise you had one annoying friend, but he is the only friend who knows you better.
@Jonathan H Kim Polo flama brought me here
because deep down we are all that annoying friend to someone
@@JohnPritzlaff nah the fake one n never helping one
and he's only annoying because he reminds you too much of yourself.
@@garlicglueog423 your mom brought me here. Btw that’s the stoopidest most nonsense name I have ever seen. That is all, you are not allowed to reply.
I'm pretty sure that Key and Peele create these characters just to live out their wildest hairstyle fantasies :D
😂😂😂😂yh
Nooice
I'm pretty sure these nuts were on your chin just to live out their wildest hairstyle fantasies.😐
These guys are such great actors. They're just saying "noice" back and forth but I'm actually feeling the scene.
the nooice skit is by far one of their best, with that interview one
@@ionisius you can’t beat the substitute teacher though 😂
@@murkyturkey5238 my fav one gotta be the aggressive telemarketer 😄
It’s the music, lol.
It's mostly music that makes this scene. Also their face expression.
“Do you trust me?”
“No.”
“I’ll take that as a yes”
DEESE NUTZ LOL!!!!!!
@@smithytom7405 DEESE NUTZ LOL!!!!!!
🤣😂
Feel free to say no but will you switch seats with me I will not take no for an answer
These nuts trust u on ur chin😂😂
"With great power comes great respronsetrilitras" just like uncle Ben used to say
Uncle Ben used to say "With get power comes these nuts on your chin."
I always loved your uncle bens rice! So good
SLAP DATASS
These nuts on your chin have power
Uncle Benadryl
"These nuts were supporting life on your chin"
"These nuts passed away on your chin"
These nuts were seriously on your chin
No they didn’t
Ehehehhahahah...repopulate your mouth...
@@djbministry Deez nuts were repopulating on your chin
“We gonna draxx ….thlem…sklounst”
😂😂😂
I need to see a video of their backstory, their Terry combating training days
@@user-kv9uj3gn4x yes!!
The "passenger" on that plane is soooo good. How he kept it together to get through this without falling on the floor, is ....,😂
That shit makes absolutely no sense and here I am wheezing typing this shit 😂😂
I still don't know wtf he means but I like it.
I died when he said “Raphie, this is the major leagues. We are all from the Dominican Republic.”
go Rhinos
These nuts on your chin were from the Dominican Republic
That was hilarious!
Halleluiah. Youre back from the dead.
INTERVENTION hahaha ahahahah😂😂 for
**SLAP Axx* come on mannn for old times sake 😂😂 #GoOdGame
“You done messed up, A-Aron!” 😂😂😂😂 I cant take it anymore. It never gets evenly remotely old.
“I looked this woman in her optic stems and said bihhhh” 😂
Read this as he said it …. You’ve won sir
But did u said bitch tho?! 😂
👀
"You said that? But but you said biiitch though??"
That killed me how they evolving how they described eyes
The variety of subject matter, the writing, the production, the accents, and acting never cease to amaze.
You've never seen Chappelle show then? Cause they literally just took his shows entire concept.
@@dyinhope6840Youll be shocked to learn Dave didnt invent sketch shows, slow up before you speak buddy
@@dyinhope6840I guess you never heard of “In Living Color” because if what you say is true, than Chappelle basically copied that entire concept…a sketch show which plays on racial stereotypes and misconceptions…we can even go back to the Flip Wilson show…or Richard Pryor’s show in the late 70’s
@@themug406he’s basically repeating what Chappelle said…and he said that because he lowkey mad that he didn’t get the acclaim Key and Peele got..but Chappelle outside of being a comedian doesn’t have much else to offer…and him walking away from his show he basically became persona non grata in the industry…he make all type of excuses now, trying to claim Hollywood was trying to put him in an insane asylum…anyone with any common sense knows he sabotaged himself
These nuts on your chin never cease to amaze.😐
That “Pussy on the Chainwax” skit will really make you tear up 🤣
I want to embroider that on a throw pillow 🧵
puthy on the chainthwax
-mike thyson
@@KyleGDNoice.
Low key wholesome…but they always add a bit of a melodramatic edge to their sketches which give them some heart…that’s what sets their show apart is the promise of the sketch…it not strict parody or satire….they add melodramatic or low key horror elements
@@Johnbobonnooice
“These nuts passed away on your chin”
“No they didn’t”
No, they didn't.
@Whatsapp➕ ➊➋⓿➏➏➐➊➐➎➒➍ These nuts will always be remembered against your chin
They did though.
the music in their skits is always so good. also, love how peele goes from being a dork to really serious and normal expressions in a split second.
"Tackle and Grapple"
"Special Discount for College Students"
Why the heck does this get me rolling. 🤣
we all know the best phrase of all Key & Peele is:
"WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSODRILIEDRENCE"
With great power comes great these nuts or your chin
@@Phx516 these nits had great power on your chin
The terries skit got over 100 catchphrases on its own
The terries skit got over 100 nuts on your chin
The word “terries” in and of itself is iconic
That "Because with great power comes great respronsatrilitrance" got me dead😂
If you see some Terrie’s trying to get froggy, you gotta fireboard those mother jammers 🤣🤣🤣
Nooice....
@@StraightouttaBristol...Nooice
Well actually, you're supposed to draxx thlem sklounst
If any terries come up in here, we gon get our Bergeron
The way he hugged the tree like a little boy in fear of mom after the women looked for them! Such details to the character! Still catch little details when you rewatch sketches !
Just trying to blend in like a koala 🐨 😂
Very accurate 😂😂😂 11:10
"Nobody here has ever heard anyone say 'slap ass' before you"
Damn he's right 😂
“Your the only slap-ass that matters Garcia” That Real Love right there
The range of characters/impressions these dudes can do is hilarious
The substitute teacher with the funny names and "Draxx them sklounst" are my favourites.. 🤣
I literally think about “draxx them sklounsts” at least once a day…
@@Tonyhouse1168 Any idea what it is supposed to mean?
@@Puschit1 yep, and it’ll get you 15 to 20 in the state pen
these nuts passed away on your chin 😆
There are some of their skits I just can’t understand how they can keep a straight face no matter how many times they practice
Me when Key and Peele uploads a new compilation: "Noice!"
These nuts were uploaded on your chin
Nooooiiiiccceeee
@@WengStansWorld these nuts were nooice on ur chin
Yeah they always put the pussy on the chainwax!
@@Doomroar ye they always put these nuts on ur chin
The bewildered "I'm on vacation" dude in the "Terries" skit is one helluva an actor. He played the part perfectly and believably. We need to see more of him! Kinda' blown away by his performance, tbh.
But you said bitch though? 😂
😂😂😂
That one killed me😂
ain't nothing but a thing
That skit kills me for some reason
I cant take it. Its just so funny…my face hurts from laughing, and Ive seen the skit so many times. “But you said bitch though?” I love it when he busts out the binoculars.😂😂😂😂😂
My nephew is named Aaron. We all keep calling him A A Ron. He's gonna hate us when he's older lol.
"Nooice" needs to be made into a heartwarming drama which will then will win some Oscars, Golden Globes and just for the heck of it some Tonys.
That's noice 😁
🤔
It already is?
"This is the Major Leagues...we are all from the Dominican Republic."
"The stand users could be anyone!"
The standusers: 27:16
Stand Name: Draxx Them Sklounts
@@BrushyMite Ability: Hypotheticals terries in the clavicle
The stand users: 1:05
I legitimately started to feel bad for the guy addicted to a “slap ass “… How did you guys do that LOL
Me too. He just needs a special someone who likes being ass slapped.
Honestly I've never seen anyone on their level,they're just fantastic and most importantly they let us the audience sink in their jokes🤣🤣🤣
Your right, cause Chappelle show was better and on a different level.
“Then I got nasty with the cheezy bread…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my face hurts from laughing. Go Wendell!
"Time flies when you're having fun".. funny no matter how many times i hear it
Time flies when you're having these nuts on your chin
@@lloydrajkumar572 😆😆😆
They should have released this a week earlier so I could have put one of these for my yearbook quote.
“I put the pussei on the chainwax” - could have gone down a legend 😂
@@artnull13 I was considering it, but I don’t want to get canceled in 35 years.
You could have just watched the episodes when they came out.
If he was ruminating over a yearbook quote not even a year ago, and this originally aired 2012-13, he would probably be watching age appropriate things. Or hell, he could have but I doubt a 7 or 8 year old could grasp even a quarter of the content with any true comprehension anyhow. Also, stop being so dramatic man. As if you're going to be someone that is just so damn important yet infuriating that someone would go though all the trouble to dig up a yearbook quote that's not even going to be put online unless you put it there yourself. So, yeah. Maybe rethink the little one liners where you try to sneak in your ideological leanings with the subtlety of a circus bear playing a trumpet. Because in 35 years, you're definitely not going to be being backgrounded for your comedy career man
How dare they not include *both* Mr. Garvey sketches. That is ludicrous, churlish, and inacceptable!
I was thinking the same thing about "slap ass" part 2
"You tryna start a thing aren't you??" 🤣🤣
why do you care so much :'(
THE TACKLE AND GRAPPLE PART LMAOOOOO
"What girl?" Gets me every time dang Wendell 🤣🤣
oh my god that slapass skit lmaooooo their acting is so fkn good what the hell
Let's be fair - their best catchphrase is "Insubordinate... and churlish"
Belakey
A-Dam
Jake-qualin
The dude on the plane is such an amazing actor he gave such a performance
These nuts gave a performance on your chin
@@jiovannymontanez987 I just want to go on record and say that your comment was not funny
Yeah his acting is super underrated
@@Chadner These nuts werent funny on your chin
@@Chadner it was though
There are some hidden gems on the Wendell one: “Stabbin Cabin and “face 10, body 10”
"upstairs, downstairs, all around the downstairs--as you do.." I'm literally crying right now from laughing so hard at that skit
“Okay Max Legroom” always gets me
Most memorable catchphrases video and not a single
C O N S E Q U E N C E SSSSSS
"DRANX THEM SKLOUNST"🤘 ...Can't imagine how many takes it took just for that guy to keep a straight face and play along with the duo .This skit is just too hilarious plus the crazy hair and beards 😂. And yes, I'm watching Key & Peele on Christmas :)
"We gonna get our Bergeron" is criminally underrated.
I was always hoping somebody else caught that 😭😭😭
It's like they picked the most obscure and uncool celebrities to reference in this sketch, Tom Bergeron, Terry Garr, Hayden Pantinerre, Diane Keaton... Why???😂😂😂
9:18 best way to find out where she wants to eat is to tell her “Guess where I’m taking you to eat?” Go with her first guess, but keep saying no to all her answers.
I’m already a heap on the floor before the first sketch even ended. 😆
What about: “Meegan! Your Jacket!!”?
And “Mark👀… with a ‘K’🤷♂️”?
"Take yo ass down to principal oshaghennesy's office right now, and tell him exactly what you did!"
The Draxx them sklounst episode should be put in a vault for future generations to enjoy.
Bro I've been saying noice for years because of this show 😂
NOOICE!
Same😂
I have been saying noice for years because of these nuts on your chin
Slap ass is a roller coaster of emotions.
The tiger mural behind the “tackle and grapple”😂
Great to see J-quelin raising her left-right-left hand at the roll call
My favorite line from the terries sketch is "with great power, comes great respronsitrillitrence"
“This is the major leagues Ralphy, we’re all from the Dominican Republic” LMFAOOOO
I don't know how anyone makes it through filming. I'd be laughing just looking at them.
Brilliant comedy sketches! I can't get enough of them !!! LMFAO 😂 . Thanks guys, Key & Peele !
I can't get enough of these nuts on your chin
"These nuts were supporting life on your chin"
"Nowaiaudqhgduh"
Best. Quote.
“Hey look you’ve been doin this for about a week now”
God damn it Vincent
(Crying) it worked in every situation
“You said *~bitch~?”*
“Y... y-y.... yeah?”
This summer offers hard spankings for the boys
Living yaoi paddle Rafi
The faces the actresses are making during tackle and grapple are so fucking funny
She’s just
😀
21:49 the woman to his right just. Good. Strong powerful decision
Imagine having friends like them 😂🤣🤣
Imagine having these nuts on your chin
These guys are both great comedians and actors. Acting and not just comedy roles too.
And peele is an outstanding director too
I get tears each time. Such commitment to funniness.
I got tears each time I put these nuts on your chin 😆
“Sexually, of course”
That moment between the two buds in the rain was so heartfelt and sweet ❤️…
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.
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It was also NOOICE
and women say men can't express themselves...
@@psjpocco I haven't met any woman that's said this
@@bishopharris1265 They write quite a few articles about it online. Lucky you that you dont know any of them.
@@waltermh111 viewing those articles as a conglomerate of female opinion rather than radical misandry is unhealthy for you.
@@waltermh111 Guy says he hasn't met a woman who has said this and you bring up random online articles as examples of women you have met who say this...
They're the peak of comedy for me.
13:33 bro the way me hermanos voice breaks when he says 427 times killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nigga this is gold
…427 times…
Time flies when youʻre having fun😂
It’s exhausting almost watching these skits. My face and stomach muscles literally hurt from laughing. And Ive seen them so man6 times and I laugh just as hard.
What does "almost watching these skits" mean? 🤣
there is supposed to be a comma but its the internet so you dont need one
@@lordturtle8735 🤣 or laugh so hard you can't concentrate on the t.v
Feel free to say no, but can we switch seats? I will not take no for an answer 🤣
The one I use almost everyday is "ain't nothing but a thang!" Shit is so clutch.
Bro "these nuts on your chin" has become a very common recurring joke in my friend group. Thank you Key & Peele for being so god damn funny.
They probably could legit pull from real feelings in the Noice sketch. These guys have been working together so long
me and my friend have been acting out the airplane skit for so long dude it’s incredible
It's seriously the funniest sketch I've ever seen. I laugh every time I see it
Why did the noice one get me emotional 😂🤣
Everything Paulo said in the ultimate fighting skit was memorable
someone’s gotta reupload with yellow subtitles of what they’re actually saying because that would make me cry harder
This the duo are simply on my top comidain actors with every verity of stereotypes, scenes, skit, trends and some times risky humor ideas and still deliver a perfect outcome.
Yooo Key's hair was crazy in noooice 😂😂😂😂😂 that crazy mess
I truly appreciate Key and Peele for doing the “NOICE!” skit as I’ve been using it for years but other than my friends they had no idea what I was saying and thought it was a typo lol after this sketch, everyone understand what I meant by “noice!” and that I wasn’t misspelling “nice” or “noise”
This is the first time that I've seen a man jonesin' for a slap-ass. LOL!
This is the first time I've seen these nuts on your chin
26:28 "okay let's see what the blondes have to say first" got me good😆😆😆
These guys are geniuses. 😆! Making sense outta stupidity
"That's unfortunate… CONFERENCE!" LOL
These two can make you laugh even when its not convieniant . Damn , what a gift they are to this world.💯💯💯💯👍🏽👍🏽
"This is major leagues... Everyone here is from Dominican republic... " This speak volumes about the games in USA 😅🤣
"I look her in her eyes sockets and said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"
Fun Fact: After this episode aired……pussy on the chain wax *was* a thing. Lol ppl really did say it. So the art inspired reality.
Love these guys, so talented!
“427 times”
😐
“time flies when you’re having fun man” 😂😂
I thought that in this world, only Adam Levine and David Beckham would fit in any haircut/hairstyle, in fact Key also has that compatibility
28:30 I just noticed peeles hair's a hat
When hugging the tree at that moment I felt that scared to death lol
Comedy geniuses. As simples as that. I love how demented and brave their ideas are.
when wendall said kerslunkkkk 😭😭😭