Nerd³'s Hell... Rollercoaster Tycoon Adventures
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- According to Metacritic, Gaming Age gave this a score of 100. Can somebody go check up on them please?
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You don't understand how good it is to hear "Hello Procrastinators" being used as an intro again.
I do
Why? I really don't understand people's attachment to a phrase
It feels 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to hear it my phone is lagging from the O's
jimdabarbarian nostalgia
@@jimdabarbarian The nostalgia of hearing him say it
Roller Coaster Tycoon, Fan, "Hello Procrastinators" : I definitely thought this was an old video
THIS IS AMAAZZZINNNGGG
i thought that too, i heard it and paused the video like "wait wat! did he forget to post a video?"
Don't forget that this is also a hell video!
I immediately checked the upload date lmao
EEEEEEEEEEEE
10:11 *"HOW DO I REMOVE TRASH!?"*
You move the game to your recycling bin, Dan
Go back and look at Dan's Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 video. That game that came out 16 years ago looks leaps and bounds better than this garbage
Watch the whole series while you are at it! Really entertaining and he makes some really nice parks!
First thing of his I ever watched!
Fucking 8 years ago... Jesus. I remember when the first episode came out.
The Roblox version is more competent than this, not even joking, my little sister was really into it.
@@skylerwilliams1097 Not even shocked
I love it. I love when talented developers break off and find success with a spiritual successor while the original "AAA" company is left with a steaming pile of crap. Nothing says "talent matters" more than this video right here.
AGREED
seriously
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING YOU PEOPLE
100 percent this.
It seems like it might be aimed at children. Which would be an entirely new layer of BS considering that when I was a child, I played the original Rollercoaster Tycoon. Didn't even have a sandbox mode. This massive oversimplification *isn't necessary.*
We sucked, but we sucked with pride damit
I played RCT 3.
@@profwaldone RIGHT too bad i didn't play it
Oh well
As a former kid I can safely say this game looks confusing as hell, even for adults. God knows how they expect kids to figure it out
This looks to me like it was designed to be mobile friendly. That interface is designed for fat fingers.
He said the thing!!!!! Nothing matches the nostalgia man.
tom mc. Nothing gets me as high on dopamine than the nostalgia man. At this point I’d kill for the hit
Definitely A Human 😂😂😂
Unfortunately for this game, nostalgia has a limit
That World Fountain is the cocking Planet Coaster logo!
Straight up stealing the Planet Coaster logo to put in their game!
Who on earth thought this game was acceptable? This would be sub-par for a mobile game, let alone a Switch... and this is £25 on the Epic Store at full price? Good god.
Leaf and there is RCT Classic? I think that's the one, ist essentially 1and 2 combined and I think it's only $20 or so.
@ThatAirbourneKid This is correct. This is a PC port of a Switch port of a mobile game...
im pretty sure they thought this was acceptable because they thought if they make something even worse their previous ones will look better. but instead its making everyone go back to the originals
I wouldn't pay 50p for this game...
It's so satisfying to watch a TH-cam video with someone who can actually swear without fear of being demonetized.
Why doesn't he have to be afraid? Or doesn't he just give any fucks? :D
@@Calmey00 Patreon.
> United States flag
> "Germany"
That's a big oof.
America: *SEETHING*
Its a fair comparison
1940’s Germany to be precise.
Name not found - Now that's just ignorant. They're at the 1930s stage at the moment.
@@McHeisenburger They arent at war or divided into four zones quite yet
Imagine we lived in a universe where planet coaster didn't exist, and this is all we had...
I feel bad for that universe.
Well in order to reach this point the original Rollercoaster Tycoon games must have also been made, so its not all bad.
We live in the one which Hentaihaven got hijacked and taken down
DON'T SAY THAT..... I don't want that reality to be possible
Parkitect is better IMO
@@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548 That isn't what happened.
Who remembers those days when you could hear Dan's computer dying violently in the background?
Ahh, good times.
I was less offended when my cat woke me up by staring into my eyes while pooing on my chest than when I saw what RCT had become.
bruh wtf is wrong with your cat
that is a very strange cat.
This was, without a doubt, the most I have laughed since being furloughed at the end of March. The small glimmer of hope Dan’s voice had at the start quickly giving way to hysterical horror was just wonderful.
"Hello, Procrastinators!"
*immediately checks video date*
14:10 Dan gets possessed by a demon
Damn it
Jesus fucking christ, that was amazing XD it was such a sudden snap like a branch breaking!
I hadn't seen that bit yet, pressed the link. I cried laughing
Sounded like matt
I read this as it happened on the video, quick someone give me a cross!
God damn I missed that intro so badly, and the fan is such a nostalgic sound
He should just leave it on for old time sake. Or get some very loud fans. I miss the WUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR constantly in the background
@@johntheurer2265 some fans for the fans
The saddest thing is this is a massive step up compared to the last RollerCoaster Tycoon "game" they cobbled together.
...or so I thought, before I got to the coaster building bit. Yikes.
RollerCoaster Tycoon was dead to me *before*, this is just someone trying to necromance its corpse.
Parkitect and Planet Coaster are leagues better than this game, *and* cheaper.
Cirom Breeze they’re just trying to cash out on their name. Same thing as the Konami strategy now a days.
Jackoski 19 did you see their next attempt after the failure of this monstrosity? It’s a goddamn candycrush knockoff with the roller coaster tycoon name slapped on top of it!
Jackoski 19 and Atari is now going into the casino business. They are 100% using Konami’s business model
I always crack a smile when I hear "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS"
I think he is having a mid life crisis and trying to relive his youth and i dont mind it
This game costs almost $60 in the US? I was literally SHOCKED when I saw the photo of the price on the Switch store. That is absolutely disgusting.
So we bringin back the procrastinators huh?
Thanks to Patreon, He brought back Hello Procrastinators for good.
@@polonium9921 Ah. First time I heard it in a video legit had to play it back. Thought I was hearing things
Yes we are Mr Dursley.
I'm so happy you've brought back the Hell series.
18:46 This might be one of the greatest Nerd³ moments.
This is fucking amazing, this is actually fucking amazing, I genuinely cannot fucking believe what I am fucking seeing right now, this is fucking exceptional, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck.......... What the fuck, what the fu
At this point should we expect the old logo coming back to be the next gag
That would be great,as I`ve never been a fan of the new logo compared to the old one, but I`d love even more for the next gag to be a new video every other day or so with a proporly edited plays vid every saturday... He could even alternate between a completes video, a Nerd3 hell, a nerd3 tests, and a nerd3 recommends. If this were to happen as a long term thing I`m about 100% certain I`d go from waiting until my financial stability is pretty much assured before supporting him on patreon, to pulling the trigger on patreon ASAP.
Also imagine if he went so oldschool that he actually brought back the little jingle that used to be at the beginning of his videos
MonkeyDP people wanted it back on his Twitch streams I think
@@andreanastacio9548 I mean Dan has said the he mutch prefers twitch steaming, also he gets way better income from twitch over yt
6:02 "Germany"
Oh, I love this man.
Jokes like these are why I watch the channel
This “game” was the free mobile game, they asked fans to fund the port THEN decided to charge around £45 on Release.
Greed at its finest.
thanks for showing footage, great video :)
I think it's worth pointing out that this game was crowd funded (much like Planet Coaster) and yet, the $50,000 that was raised from that crowd funding page went to a game that looks worse than (RCT3) a low poly 2003 Windows XP game, one that was more expensive than (Planet Coaster) a game that is more advanced in everyway and one that can't even compete with (RCT1) a game that was rendered in assembly code. For their sake, I hope that the backers got SOME of their investment back, because that money was CLEARLY not spent on this project. Edit: After looking more into this, it turns out that this game is actually a port of a mobile game called "Rollercoaster Tycoon touch" with little changed, so not only is the crowd funding site a lie, but the entire DEVELOPMENT of this game is a lie, because Atari saw how Planet Coaster's crowd funding site as, "Hey look, we can ASK for money!" If someone got paid for making this (or even if more than one human being worked on this game), then there is no god.
He made a reference to Let's Game it Out!
Where?
14:40 Is when he makes the reference.
Outside Observer
How do you know though? You’re just an outside observer
I’ll see myself out
Who remembers his Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 play through :(
all of us ;(
Me? I watched it but not as it came out really
Jeff.
Yeah, back when the rollercoaster Tycoon brand name seemed to actually hold some kind of quality and value to it...
ive watched that atleast 6 times
can't even name the shark luckily we all know what his name is
Ben?
@@Virgil-Arcanum Appreciate this. My first thought as well.
Jeefffff
@@Virgil-Arcanum and with an old man they become Sharky and Palp!
Mikê'e Stark it really weird seeing yogs fans on dans vids. I know they are relatively close especially with the old collabs with Martyn, but with how much dans community has become smaller but more close knit it's nice seeing there is still a crossover of fans!
Chris Sawyer: “Look how they massacred my boy”.
This isn’t Rollercoaster Tycoon. The last entry in the series is RCT3. This game doesn’t exist.
Leo Fake neither does roller coaster tycoon world, that game also doesn’t exist
I just had a thought- imagine a theme park builder game in vr where you have to build it from the ground?
It'd make it a whole lot easier to place bushes, I'll tell you that much
Cirom Breeze
And the thousands of lamps
Not only do you build it from the ground up, you get to walk around in VR and ride the rides in VR.
“Ten in one chance of being molested”
Meaning each individual gets molested ten times on average.
if i had to some up the quality of this:
"no, where are you... no.. Entrance! is! THHHHHEREE!"
14:10 caught me so off guard
14:40 yeah let’s game it out would probably have build a perpetual pain machine by now
"it's like looking an ex up on facebook and seeing......they had a child around the time you where dating.....
lets ... not think about that right now"
dam dan, that was rough.
are you ok?
Omg that intro hit me so hard
This game and Dan's reaction is the epitome of "look how they massacred my boy".
Dan: "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS AN-" Me: *already crying because I didn't realize how much I missed being called a procrastinator by an angry sounding british man*
"you need a box for your janitor, he's an Utility"
I am fukin dead
Why so many complaints I’ve been to thousands of theme parks with roller coasters that have tracks that phase through each other if anything it’s ahead of it’s time
Large F shaped roller coaster in chat for Roller Coaster Tycoon series.
They're really embracing this whole "obsoleted by a company who gives a damn about their games" thing, aren't they?
6:00 this gives me a flashback from when Dan tried to guess languages.
Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 and 2 have been ported to phones by Chris Sawyer's team a few years ago. It's called Rollercoaster Tycoon Classic, it is the full port with minor improvements, no micro transactions, or mobile game monetizing nonsense.
I have seen barely any coverage about it, but other then a few janky things (From using touchscreen, and some rendering quirks) its absolutely fantastic. It's where I go for my RTC fix these days. The game needs more recognition for sure. Especially over POS games like this abomination.
I saw nerd3 hell, and i was like i missed one?? Then the nostalgia came back from him yelling at crap games
Oh god, he’s gone retro.
I feel like doing a drinking game to every time Dan curses in this video would get you killed lol.
25:00 ... Dan, do you uh, have something to tell the class?
I am just now realizing that there have officially been more awful, dogshit, cynical cashgrab RCT games than there have been actual RCT games. Just give it up, guys.
3 was the last RCT game.
6:26 Is that... a low budget Planet Coaster logo?
This is the game equivalent of visiting the cool aunt that taught you a lot growing up but who you haven't talked to in years because you've been busy with college and such, only to find that she's got Alzheimers and has degraded so much that you can recognize her about as much as she can recognize you, which is absolutely not at all, and sure you knew she was getting bad because your cousins said so on Facebook but you had no clue it'd be THIS bad, and you just sit in the car in the parking lot afterward and have a cry for an hour about what the world's lost. This is the exact gaming equivalent of that.
I’m going to watch the tycoon 3 series as therapy
I literally started rewatching the original roller coaster tycoon 3 series like an hour before you uploaded this.
17:21 is a masterpiece of modern design. I had a good larf at that.
A nerdcubed hell video is exactly what I need right now.
19:07 Daniel has progressed past the use of his voice, clearly he just looped his audio here
I looked at the RCT Twitter account, even on their promotional pictures the coaster was crashing through the roof of a building
"Germany" XD I love this channel
Every time I hear the procrastinators intro I smile.
Big nostalgia from the passed 3 videos, he’s coming back
I had to double check this wasn't some old video I had missed because of that intro. Man how I've missed hearing "Hello Procrastinators"
As soon as you started building I instantly got Red Mist flashbacks
PLEASE CONTINUE MAKING VIDEOS LIKE THIS DAN, I've been a part of your channel for 9 years now and hearing that intro almost teared me up. Fuck youtube, go back to your old roots and just have fun with it bro
14:10 Over all the years I have watched Nerd Cubed for, I have never seen him so mad he makes THAT noise
“10 in 1 chance of being molested” i like those odds
Now all we need is a train sim 2020 video
The mid-video swearfest meltdown is just beautiful to hear. This is Dan in absolute top form!
This game series is a metaphor for this channel
I think the entire review for this game would be a single image of the first coaster Dan build with the release date next to it.
Aww... this is going to make me nostalgic. Oh wait, no it's not...
“Hello procrastinators!”
Oi, what bizzaro world did I wake up in that Dan said this in 2020?
See I thought this'd be a decent little to go thing, and then I saw the coasters
"Congratulation!"
I have never played an RCT game before, but holy fuck
"Nerdcubed's Hell"? Doth thine eyes deceive me?
OMFG! Hello Procrastinators... And a new hell video... THIS YEAR HAS BEEN SO UNEXPECTED! Please do more hell videos, it's my favourite series you've ever done!
This video brings back memories...
Nerd³ playing a Rollercoaster Tycoon game
The "Hello Procrastinators" intro
The sound of a fan in the video
I miss 2013
It was 2012 that was the sound of fan was going on in the background. And it was his PC fan that made the sound of a jet engine.
I didn't start watching Dan until 2015 and I know the years of what he was doing.
The Metacritic gave this 56/100 and user score is 5.4/10. This is for the supposedly better Switch version. No reviews have been given for the PC version. One critic said "Rollercoaster Tycoon has forgot everything that was important in the franchise..." (Yes Gaming Age did give it 100 - "RollerCoaster Tycoon Adventures offers a perfect blend of creativity and structure")
My chest was hurting from laughing at Dan saying "What the fuck." 18 times in a row
Nerdcubed + Roller Coaster Tycoon = Childhood returns
Crud. The fan being on, the hello procrastinators, EVEN THE FREAKING TITLE HAS CLASSIC NERDCUBED WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
A hell video?
Roller coaster tycoon?
PROCRASTINATORS?!?
FUCK YEAH!
There's actually 2 Roller Coaster Tycoon series. The initial series that ended with 3, a fantastic trilogy, and then they took it in a strange new direction where every game after just has a child crying in an ever increasingly dark corner.
Genuinely upsetting seeing RCT turn into this. I adore RCT3 and spent countless hours pissing myself laughing at my death parks... fun times. This was like watching a pet in pain unable to ask for help. It sucks
Might I recommend Starship Corporation? The chances of you reading this is probably absolute zero; but I still feel like that game deserves a suggestion, especially after seeing this dumpsterfire of a tycoon.
I still remember watching your Nerd Completes series on RollerCoaaster Tycoon 3 and laughing so hard as a kid....
I went back a couple of months ago... still laughed just as hard.
Dan: HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: OMG he freaking did it
Dadcubed:WWWWEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHEEEEEEWWWW
Spongebob: It's the best day ever
in this video: nerd cubed has a mental breakdown as a beloved game franchise is torn to shreds in front of his eyes
Just like alot of others mentioning here, the intro and hell video has made me very Nostalgic. I'm very glad to hear hello procrastinators!
Im happy that I have RCT 1,2 and 3 on disc. Reminding me of the good times when I would stay up late at night, building the park of my dreams and working on the biggest coaster I could.
Now I see that RCT is just a shriveled up cow who no longer gives atari the milk they desire. Thank god for Planet Coaster.
I remember when he changed his intro and I come back a couple years later and baby it’s back😭😭
Calling the US flag Germany gave me Bully flashbacks 😭🤣
Hello Procrastinators is really back. I could cry this brings me so much comfort
Anyone who knows anything about Roller Coaster Tycoon:
cries
All this made me want to do is install the original RCT. So I did, and it was ready to go before this video ended lol
This has been the first video I've watched from NerdCubed in years.
2020: Is a shitshow
Me: Meh
Dan: Hello Procrastinators!
Me: *THE WORLD IS ENDING*
Oh wow, Hello Procrastinators is such a throwback. I’m ready
I haven't really watched for 6 or so years, but I saw the word "Hell" and it was a inner calling, and I am so happy with the first 30 seconds.
We are home boys.