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- [40k] Imperial Guard Commissar loves his Ogryn (Astra Militarum)
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"Those goofy bastards are the best thing I got in this crazy world." Truly he has been blessed with some good big uns.
Same quality as the Mon-keigh
This is a line that could actually be from 40k in this context.
@@LukazChrom Yeah, that is the kind of quote i would like to see in the Astra Militarum Codex.
blob of goofy bastards and a nutter priest, with a chainsword. this was glorious a couple of years ago in Guard armies. Not sure how it fairs in tenth.
Mongo: "I LUV YOO, COMSER!"
Commissar: "*sniff* I love you too, Mongo. Now, shoot at those ugly spikey fellas there until I tell you to stop, ok?"
Mongo: "YESSIR! FOR DAH EMPRAH!!"
Making the emperror proud son
FOR THE EMP-RAAAAAH
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
Protec da lil’uns -bullgryn mongos
that's assuming he hasn't already spent all his ammo because he likes the noise
Heart warming to see a Commissar that REALLY cares. I mean come on, its not ALL grimdark.
its just mostly, like 99% grimdarkk
@@Kalorag I mean thats like a solid .99% of orks having a really really good time, and .1% of commissar and ogryn bonding.
It would not be good if one of his Ogryn buddies got the short shift of a Gellar field malfunction and started sprouting tentacles. Gotta be able to do your job.
bS. He was just after some Sororitas poooooontang.
Ogryn bodyguard that killed a Chaos Terminator, and Chaos Marines. The absolute heartache they used to describe the Commander he was assigned to, feeling so horrible in watching his loyal guard and friend die at the hands of a Chaos Marine after his struggle. And just going mad from grief before he followed suit. Don't recall the book I read the passage from.
Commissar: What are you going to do?
Ogryn: What'eva I'z told, saarge.
Commissar: That's the smartest answer I ever heard!
Ogrynz da smartest solderz in Emprium!
Commissar: You just made platoon leader, congratulations.
Commissar gives him another Medal aka. a Goldstar Sticker.
Made me think of Forrest Gump
@@sawyeratkinson reese in malcolm in the middle
This was fucking beautiful. Really shines a light on all the good the imperium does.
I, uh.. I wouldn't go that far there, bud...
Truly a utopia for man
@@WoodImp In the Imperiom of Man even ogryn can have his chance...
to die for the Emperor...
which is better than live for himself in confinment.
Please they aren't feeding them for free. They are sent off to the meat grinder with everyone else that gets conscripted... or stuck working some terrible menial job.
@@hjelsethakInquisitor? This man right here.
How I feel as a vet in Darkside when I drop in with 3 Ogryn teammates and have to drop waypoints every 25 feet so they don't get lost
Thanks fer dat. Always gettin' lost, cuz I see dem 'eretics an' dey make me so mad I gotta go squish 'em, an' den I forget where I wuz goin' before. You'z a good 'un, sarge!
You can write? Are you a bone ead?
Bro, I swear to God I lose 50 iq when I play Ogryn
@janehrahan5116 Yup! Got meself a bone'ead implant! Works most of da time, 'cept when I'm mad...or hungry.
Gotta protect the lil ones
As long as you give them rations and a shovel to dig and eat with, they'll bore a hole down to the centre of Terra, those beautiful bastards.
Shovel also good for bonkin' them 'eretics propper on the 'ead.
Bonkin' any Skaven dead on the way downstairs
The Throne are you digging to the center of Terra for?
@@notinspectorgadget new geo thermal port for the emperors hot tub, also to troll any invaders again like dorn did under ground when Horus and Peter turbo stopped by
'ate xenos, 'ate 'eretics, love me shovel. Simple as
That should be a 1CP stratagem: "Send in those goofy bastards"
What do you say when you want to send in the bullgryn or boneheads?
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus "Send in those aggressively or less goofy bastard."
@@Jeffko78 “protec da lil’uns”
“Reinforcements” 2 cp Astra Militarum stratagem. If those goofy bastards bite the bullet, you can bring ‘em back for round 2
'apid ungress
Blessed by the emperor is the man that can swoon an adepta sororitas. He was just "checking her for heresy" and found everything in working order and WELL within tolerances.
And thus the commisar and Sister Soritas checked each other for heresy well into the 42nd millenium
she keot on shouting her love for the god empoer, the entire time, truly pious
Schola Progenium alumni talking about where life lead them
Tight tolerances no doubt.
Gotta make sure they’re well lubricated to stay in tip top shape. Creaky joints and that.
A young Cameron Diaz being the 'nice friendly' Sister of Battle that can interact with others on a human level?? I can see her filling that role.
It really is spot on lmao
Tbf I think the idea of sisters as so fanatical that they hate everyone outside of their order is inaccurate in universe, because the sisters are actually loved by both guardsmen and citizens alike almost universally thanks to their efforts to help the downtrodden (Remember a big part of the sisters activities is actually non combat related and the non combat orders like the sisters hospitaliers have an overwhelmingly positive relationship with the rest of the Imperium)
Sisters of battle themselves are known to be massive morale boosters for troops of the Imperium, motivating guardsmen to go above and beyond what is usually required of them.
@@KalashVodka175 until they start burning and casting summary judgement
They definitely don't hate people for being insufficiently pious, so long as they're legitimately trying. They understand that regular people don't have the same training, etc and expect far less of them.
I mean, so long as they're not being heretical, mutants, etc anyways. The vast majority of the books show them as basically treating people as their flock to inspire and protect, and often being genuinely fond of them, as well as respecting and honoring those who do their job and die for the Emperor.
Yeah, there's lots of grimdark with the Sisters for sure, but the idea they hate everyone not of their order is absurd.
@@Wintersdark
This also kind of expends to the ministorum as a whole.
Yeah the ministorum is corrupt (just like most of the bureaucracy) but its also a genuine force of good for the average imperial citizen.
Whereas the administratum tends to be cold and uncaring, it is in fact the religious institution that holds the majority of the charity programs in the Imperium.
For every cardinal who abuses his powers purely for his own privileges there is a priest who is genuinely a true believer and who tends to his flock as best he can
In Cadian Blood there is an exemple of a high ranked ministorum official who actually isn’t corrupt nor evil; and who really wants to help the refugees and the local population of the planet (altho in true grimdark fashion he gers betrayed and murdered at some point during the story)
Apparently power armor has enough room that you can reach through it and scratch your neck. Truly, the future of creature comforts
I think adepta sorititas are just very erm... flexible.
She's got a sister novitiate in there to do the scratching, just one of the perks of taking on a ward.
It was one of the earliest documented complaints about power armor, documented in Juan Rico's memoirs, so it's good to see its been addressed
My favorite part of this movie was when the inquisitor found out the tech priest was actually just a lowly pizza delivery guy.
Based comment.
It's a Spider Man reference??
@@garrusvakarian678 It's from the plot of the movie this scene was taken from.
@@urbypilot2136 What movie? I know I've seen it before but I can't remember it.
@@flithbrin There's Something About Mary.
"Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!"
He's not wrong, you tell one of these Ogryns to dig you better remember to check up on them, Hell last time I forgot we had to send down a guy in a jump pack just to find the bottom of the hole!
And then we had to rope him up, he was crying angry that we stopped him, punched Glassjaw right his... yeah, and they both fell down. And then , they... they died, you know.
@@thedevilsadvocate788the fuck? Mine didn't do that, he just accepted it because he didn't like the dark
@@theenderdestruction2362 yours was smarter than mine.
Man this shit is pure gold. You have a great imagination. "There's plenty of room for him, to uh.. dig". Fucking love Matt Dillon.
I remember Ogryns love the Emperor like little children love their parents. But I don't remember why
Because they are really impressionable. You can tell an ogryn the emperor loves them and that he is constantly watching them and they will believe it unflinchingly. Unfortunately some unsavory groups can tell them the same thing about chaos. So its always nice to keep extra commissars in their squads.
i think grandparents would be more accurate,
i miss grandpa, what a man. he told me to "be good, but not too good" i took myself a little to seriously as a kid. when he was old and infierm, id take him out for drives, whn i could he could not always remember my name, "oh hell, you know your name" yea grandpa, i do.
i still remember the time when he gave me a pair of pliers to take the fidh hook out of his forhead...he was more worried about grandma than the fishook hahaha
@@hibbidyjibbidyy Iam glad you got the time you did with him while you could
@@ryanwilliams1207 Actually, no.
Usually some chaos guys tell them (ogryns) that THEY are fighting for Emprah.
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Man's successfully talked himself into, then out, then back into her panties all in like two sentences
excuse me kind fellow but would yu kindly provide the link of the song that plays in the background during this lovely video?
Ain't loughed like this in a minute. What movie are the faces and lines from?
Blessed is the mind to small to doubt.
Those are the two Commisars from those two stories, you know the ones about Ogg and the transport, and Elise from Ogryn Story.
"Blessed is the mind too small to doubt."
As someone who works with developmentally disabled children, this is at once horrifying, hilarious, and heartwarming.
He's right though; those kids are the best thing that ever happened to me.
I hope do you don't call them by "goofy bastards" huahuahua
@@garrusvakarian678 Why not? In this context it could be a term of endearment, people who love each other can rib each other safely.
To be fair in the Imperium this is the best complement a Commisar is gonna say to an Ogryn, the Imperium isn't exactly big on its empathy not by a country mile.
@@forickgrimaldus8301 Aren't there a fair few cases of commissars being pretty nice to Ogryn because they have to be in certain cases to get them to do what needs to be done?
@@flithbrin yes
The compassion the commissar has for those ogryns is touching. That sororitas seems mean though 😋
Always trying to read between the lines looking for heresy.
People always talk about the outliers in imperial society.
All the supposed *"Crimes against humanity"* and the horrors of the average citizens life.
But no one ever talks about all the incredible good that performed on a daily basis by men like this.
No, they take one look at his uniform and clutch their Pearl's.
I see you commissar, I see you and the wonder you bring to the world, don't let the haters keep you down.
#thinredline
Somehow Commisars are loveable. I forget whatever one where he just wants to slack off but battles keep happening.
@@Drak976 Ciaphas Cain, no, Commissars are not lovable, most are horrible but some, like Cain or Yarrick or Gaunt are awe inspiring, you don't root for them because they are cute or something, you root for them because you respect them for what they do.
I don't wanna ruin the joke but I just gotta, this commissar is the outlier of imperial society, not the norm :[
Any Commisar who sees and values the potential in his/her Ogryn Unit is a Commissar worth his weight to the Emperor
That really does sound exactly like what a commissar would say, you found a wonderful clip to tie to a piece of lore, and somehow it works way better then it should haha!
The emperor truly protects even if it's giving his Ogryns a sturdy cage.
How Commissars deal with their PTSD.
Unexpectedly wholesome, but grimdark also :)
Luv the emps
Luv the imperium
Luv the guard
Luv the ogryns
Simple as
'Ate Tau
'Ate Chaos
'Ate Necrons
Ain't racist just don't like 'em
Diaz is confirmed sister of battle
By the Emperor, even in power armour 90s Cameron Diaz is still... 90s Cameron Diaz. I need to go meditate.
This is genius. I wish some day to see movie in 40k universe with same level of touching
Ogryns are one of the few shining lights of joy in this grim depressing setting. love me big chonky boys.
Commissar Mullen and his Special Forces
0:07 I love the implication that WH40k armors are so bulky that a normal human could just put their arm through the neck piece.
This is perfect.
Ari explains his job to Tarla
The music makes this all the more blessed heartwarming. Also the comments, I love this.
I love the way she scratches her neck with her bear arm coming out from inside the armor XD
Seema like this commisar found a peace of humanity to fight for along with his bae.. Who will probably both die and be forgotten on some world being ravaged by chaos or some other eldritch horror.. I need a movie now lol
I love these, every channel is just perfect.
I like this one the best because although 40k is grindark, it doesn’t mean we can’t shine a little light in the right places.
Basically, if your sentence begins by : " For the Emperor... " , you can ask absolutely what you want from an Ogryn?
The sheer RIZZ of this brother
I'm regarding these series of videos as canon behind-the-scenes material when the WH40K universe characters aren't occupied with killing each other
Ok, not gonna lie, the scratching her neck.... like that is the funniest thing ever, could you imagine standing there and suddenly the sister of battle next to you scratches her neck from inside her armor? like she's taking the armor off like a sweater and scratching her neck. hilarious
I wonder if the emperor would enjoy being around those lovable goofballs
To be fair a Commisar saying this would make him one of the more Nicer ones, his statement about Ogryns is the most Politically correct statements you can get in the Imperium about abhumans.
The moment the dawn of war ost kicks in I laughed very hard.
The Big Hat Man is always the nicest to Ogryns, they're the only guardsmen that can't ever think of putting a laz in their back
The Commissars who were mean to Ogryn probably learned pretty quickly why it's a bad idea to bully someone who can shove your head up your own ass if they got mad enough.
He was making that up to impress Sister Diaz...
The Sister scratching her neck through the collar's opening made me laugh more than I'm proud to admit.
"Ogryn! What is your one purpose in the armies of the Imperium?"
*"To do whatever you tell me to, sir?"*
"By the Emperor thats the most outstanding answer i have ever heard! You are a genuis! Give this man a medal"
Commisar: "I work with abhumans."
Sister: *cocks bolt pistol * isn't that a little...HERETICAL?"
Ogryn: *bonk the sistet*
-DON'T POINT YOUR PEW PEW GUN ON MY COM'SAIR, WHITE HAIR!!!!
*starts shaking her like a coconut tree*
- BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD TIN CAN
I was waiting for the Ogryn to go "FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!"
I want to see more Schola Progenium class reunions please.
An inspiration to us all.
Commisars not being able to give Orders to Ogryns is the true crime of 10th edition
Is this test footage from an upcoming Caiphas Cain movie?
Hahaha, Cain, just bragging to Amberley about working with the "special ogryns" to get brownie points seems far too lore friendly 😂😂
It's hard not to love ogryn
What a lovely story, truly inspiring, no Heretics is sight
This sister broke her silence to discuss their shared love of ogryns
Most wholesome 40k footage
The end hits so hard. made me lol thinking about the emotion but picturing an Ogryn tearing apart enemies on the battlefield.
The Dawn of War chant is the cherry on top
Glad someone else loves the ogry. Those goofy bastards the best.
"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."
Ogryn: I broke the car door.
Commissar: That’s alright big fella, this nice tech priest will fix it for you.
*Also the Commissar.*
Guardsman: Commissar, I’ve suffered 18 gunshot wounds but I’ve secured the objective.
Commissar: Get out of my sight before I fucking demolish you.
I want all Adepta Sororita to wear a cute hairpin
Her neck scratch near the start just killed me, ahhahaha. Nice work :)
We need "green mile" ogryn treatment asap
The meme is nice but I do love the DoW music in the background
My favorites track
This is basically just me describing babysitting for my sister.
This is the most wholesome moment since the heresy.
Yep. That's Caiphas Cain.
Ogryns aren’t the brightest bunch but they follow orders, they can shoot and reload with a passable level of proficiency and they love the Emperor. The Emperor would be hard pressed to find more loyal mortal soldiers than them.
AY BOSS!!! I killed da big spikey Angel, so I get da meduw yet?
This sounds like a guy who's really good at spinning things on the fly to match his audience.
I really didn’t need more reasons to simp for the Sororitas, but here we are with Cameron Diaz being sweet and sexy in their battle armor.
I’m gonna need to see that 10th edition codex ASAP GW.
“Oh, yeah, it’s cool for them, but for me, it’s much more than that: for me it’s Heaven, you know? Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I’ve got going in this crazy world…”
- Commissar Matthias Dillion of the Cadian 8th to Sister Camerona Diazk of the Adeptus Sororitas before the Siege of Monglor, 998. M41
So clearly Woogie is a servant of Nurgle. He's covered in rashes and spreads the word of " everyday's better than the next" .
Moving. Hit me right in the feels
"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LASGUN?"
A mind too dumb to count money is a mind too dumb for heresy!
I snorted probably too hard at this, because that is pretty much my job. I work in SPED.
hot damn, cameron diaz as a SoB would be sick
Commissar Dillon. Everything he says is either a fatal error (i.e. grossly inappropriate conversation ender) or a miraculous save. There's no in between.
cameron diaz fits any universe god dame
that is a very good one
Caiphus Cain is a fuckin stud yo
Not gonna lie, that made me tear up a bit.
I love your content! Keep it up!!
the fact that no one in that movie ever comes out and states the obvious that Mary is kind of a moron is wild.
“Mongo only pawn in game of life”
I’m back the music is perfect. Now my dad and I are quoting it every day
Sister of Battle wasn't saying keeping them in cages or treating like pets was politically incorrect. She's saying that letting them live is politically incorrect.
_[Author's note: Sisters of Battle are one of the most puritan factions in the Empire of Men and even consider Space Marines as mutants that should be purged. The only tolerate navigators for purely pragmatic reasons. Which is kinda ironic, because the sole object of their worship, the Emperor, is the best psyker the humanity ever had and SoBs would love to purge those too.]_
Please commissar, report to the inquisitor
THEY KILLED BOB
Battle Ginas really like it when Commissars hold abhumans in high regard.
I keep coming back to this one. So good.
That's the kindest god damn commissar in all of 40k lol
Why is this weirdly wholesome it almost feels like heresy
What makes it even more hilarious is the "Relic" or "Holy Relic" soundtrack playing in the background.
Do you know specifically what track it is?
@@danielgalbusera944 It's fro. O
DAWN OF WAR game
"sniff" made this old mongo tear up
LOV ME EMPRAH
LOV ME COMISAH
ATE ZENOS
‘ATE EM TOO