@@redtro_1 it's not, after communist politicians created a communist Republic in Bavaria and the freikorps (English: volunteer Corps) invaded communist Bavaria some politician in that Bavaria or something declared war on Württemberg (a state within Germany) and Switzerland, after that he was removed from the government though
Germany declaring war on Switzerland was genius, the Swiss can be really annoying to beat when they are sitting in the alps. So knowing it could not sustain another front it declared on them, lured the Swiss army away, made them overextend to where you could easily beat them, opening a gap for a campaign against Italy. So yes the German ai is a genius
My favourite moment was when Germany said: "Its Germanying time!" and proceeded to declare war all over the place. Truly one of the Worldwars of all time
When a lot of persons on your discord server said that this is impossible, including people well known for being good at disaster saves, i thought that is was impossible. I'm really suprised that you managed to do it. Thank you for saving my biggest disaster so far. (And it is really helpfull to get some tips for Ostland)
@@glxyzera7532 Technically both are correct, persons is mostly used when the number of humans you are refering to is known or in legal documents, in that context it is the more common used plural of person (and it was the more used plural until the 1600s in any context).
@@chusnacho4447 While the history and use of both plurals is interesting, it is important when assessing relative correctness to keep modern use in mind. Persons is not used outside legal documents and in reference to groups of people. So while you are technically correct, you are wrong based on actual use of English speakers. By way of example, Shakespeare is English, but nobody would ever treat Shakespearean English as a viable way to communicate with modern English speakers.
Bittersteel: so the influx of fresh ostland troops is definitely making the difference. Captions: so the influx of fresh australian troops is definitely making the difference.
BitterSteel: Germany you're at war with half the world! Germany: Yes but soon it will be Germany versus the world! Gotta love that even in a game where historical AI is off the Germans still managed find a way to with almost all of Europe.
To be fair the Swiss war does pose certain... limited advantages. Namely being that the Italian forces are more likely to spread out, before with the presence of a neutral nation meant that the Italians had the choice of reinforcing an allied front or manning their own and they'd most likely focus their strength on the German border, but with the Swiss opened, the Italians would likely spread out along the now massive French, Swiss, and Italian border. Though the Germans have so little strength they couldn't deal with the added regional pressure without intervention.
When i saw that start i thought, nah this is not saveable, but you did it! Again! Nice! Btw, has your intelligence agency decrypted some paradox possible new dlc yet? :D
well he wouldn't upload a failed disaster save... which is honestly pretty unfortunate. i think it'd be cool to see him try disaster saves which he didn't manage to save. it would let us see at what point is this situation lost.
6:11 Bitt3rSteel: "Whatever his place is called." Me: **stares Velikiye Luki** "Yeah... yeah sure... whatever that place is, right..." **Intense flashbacks to Operation Mars** "Yeah, no, whatever bro... who knows..."
Hitler: Wanna tell you the real reason? I planned to invade Switzerland from the very beginning, and I had a dream that your nation would save me, giving me the excuse to invade Switzerland.
Hi, Bitt3rSteel! How can I send you disasters for you to save? I tried your guide on how to get the No Step Back achievment and I kinda failed on the Turkey front(maybe bcz I used the NKVD guys because they were cheaper) and I invited Lithuania in my faction and then I invited them into the war with Germany by a mistake becuase I was having to many notificafications with non-agression pacts from the Allied countries and there was a war join request and I accepted it, and now the front is kinda messed up.
A tip as to play as united Baltics Basic template should be 7/2 with an extra 1 medium tank batallion(basic medium tank is 1938 tech, but you will begin researching it at the end of 1937 anyway)
I love Hoi4 but i just don't know how to play it. It's mostly the military stuff that i don't get. How to maneuver an army, how does Navy work, how to make good templates....
Some destroyers on convoy raiding would've prevented the naval invasion. Maybe 8, or 10 with this economy. And yes, destroyers, not subs. Subs will get wrecked in the Baltic. Both by naval bombers and destroyers on CE. Good destroyers will destroy both of those threats. Also the Allies can't get in the Baltic, so you shouldn't have to worry about them. The main Russian fleet 9/10 times stays in the Black sea, where they get trapped. That's also where new ships are produced. So whatever is in the Baltic at the start, stays there and can't get re-enforced. You really shouldn't be getting naval invaded by the Soviets. I'd argue actually better to have a small navy than to have port guards because it takes significantly less manpower, and is actually doing something useful. Not literally just standing around. Only downside is maybe trading for oil and steel, but it doesn't take much of either at this scale.
I was wondering, when you know you will be at war with the allies for a long times wouldn't it make sense to boost ideology in the US with spies to 5% early so they can't take most op focuses?
TBH I don't understand why people think navies are useless in the game. In my second game I played as Italy and used my navy well and basically taken over the seas. No freakin naval invasions because I kill them on sea.Ofc it takes a lot, I mean A LOT, okay, a SHITTTON OF LOT OF Oil but yeah, I decimated the soviet, spanish, french, UK and US Navy and had naval superiority. 3 main navies, each has 1 CV, 2 BB, 4 CA, 8 CL, 16 DD and 16 SS. Plus 3 hunting navies with only DD and SS.
Well, at least you didn't have the US against you, which might be why the allies largely felt like a non-factor. Great disaster save as always. Love the fireman playstýle.
Communist italy does have a balance of power, but it's between the communist faction (leaning towards anarchism) and the socialist faction (leaning towards stalinism)
"You're an idiot, you didn't guard your ports." Okay Mr. "I garrison my ports per fallback line with a single trash division and get myself naval invaded nonetheless"
the german ai is almost as bad as me I had taken most of British Africa got rid of free France took British raj, the middle east pushed into soviet and was taking over Spain and Portugal and declaring war on basically everyone and then well I didn't defend my ports and civil war after being naval invaded caused me to lose
maybe next time (just an idea) you could do Japan taking out all nations Germany needs before the war starts also I love your videos always fun to watch
I literally had to spend a year building ton of crap boats and waited until England took its navy out, before I invaded the juicy underbelly of England.
I could feel the anger when Germany declared war on Switzerland
I remember when that actually happened in 1918 irl
@@lardstehbread i cant tell if this is a joke or not lmao
@@redtro_1 it's not, after communist politicians created a communist Republic in Bavaria and the freikorps (English: volunteer Corps) invaded communist Bavaria some politician in that Bavaria or something declared war on Württemberg (a state within Germany) and Switzerland, after that he was removed from the government though
Should've been fear. Switzerland is now unleashed
@@lardstehbread Most sane communist revolutionary
BitterSteel: We only need a little bit of breathing room.
Germany: Did you say we need more fronts? Yes, let's have more fronts!
BitterSteel: Nooooo
Germany be like: Don't be a party pööper! Did'ya come here to be böring? More fronts - more bang, more bang - more fun!
they misinterpreted breathing space as living space
BitterSteel: playing hoi4. me: Starts to stroke my dick slowly with lotion.
Hitler in a nutshell
Germany declaring war on Switzerland was genius, the Swiss can be really annoying to beat when they are sitting in the alps. So knowing it could not sustain another front it declared on them, lured the Swiss army away, made them overextend to where you could easily beat them, opening a gap for a campaign against Italy. So yes the German ai is a genius
genius in dumb way
@@No._.Name.177genius on accident lol
Truely the greatest unitard of our time.
My favourite moment was when Germany said: "Its Germanying time!" and proceeded to declare war all over the place. Truly one of the Worldwars of all time
0:52 "We have to heavily rely on the AI
*Heavy zeroes and ones breathing*
And yet the ai relied on him
@@Stan3- how the turntables
When a lot of persons on your discord server said that this is impossible, including people well known for being good at disaster saves, i thought that is was impossible. I'm really suprised that you managed to do it. Thank you for saving my biggest disaster so far.
(And it is really helpfull to get some tips for Ostland)
Bitt3r is the grandmaster of HoI4 disaster saves!
the plural of person is people, sorry if it comes out as rude im just trying to help
@@glxyzera7532 Technically both are correct, persons is mostly used when the number of humans you are refering to is known or in legal documents, in that context it is the more common used plural of person (and it was the more used plural until the 1600s in any context).
@@chusnacho4447 While the history and use of both plurals is interesting, it is important when assessing relative correctness to keep modern use in mind. Persons is not used outside legal documents and in reference to groups of people.
So while you are technically correct, you are wrong based on actual use of English speakers. By way of example, Shakespeare is English, but nobody would ever treat Shakespearean English as a viable way to communicate with modern English speakers.
@@nathantripathyI see “persons” on every bus I’ve ever been on, plus you’re being petty
6:57 Bitterstel trying to create a kamehameha to disintegrate AI germany😂😂. I didn't expect that 😂😂
6:52 I love the voices you make when you're horrified or consternated by the AI or the original player!
Npc
This man makes every scenario that seems unsaveable look like the easiest game of his life
Bittersteel: So we've gone for ostland, straight for ostland.
Captions: So we've gone for off slant, straight for a slant.
Bittersteel: so the influx of fresh ostland troops is definitely making the difference.
Captions: so the influx of fresh australian troops is definitely making the difference.
Watching it as a non-player is even more fun. You don't ever quite know what is supposed to happen or not
I really really really really hope Paradox would just tell the AI *no wars while your already losing others!!!!*
IRL Operation Barbarossa intensifies
I've waited so much for another disaster save
BitterSteel: Germany you're at war with half the world!
Germany: Yes but soon it will be Germany versus the world!
Gotta love that even in a game where historical AI is off the Germans still managed find a way to with almost all of Europe.
6:55 Germany losing the world war
Germany also: declares war on the Swiss🗿
10:02 - a new division has been created: the "beer divsion" instead of "Gebirgsdivision". No doubt, the beer division definitely makes more sense.
Germany:in war with half of the world
Bittersteel: WE are doing good
Germany: more enemys
Bittersteel: We need breathing room
Germany: STRANGLES BITTERSTEEL FURTHER BY DECLARING WAR ON RANDOM NATIONS DURING A LOSING WAR
Hey Germany is playing historical.
To be fair the Swiss war does pose certain... limited advantages. Namely being that the Italian forces are more likely to spread out, before with the presence of a neutral nation meant that the Italians had the choice of reinforcing an allied front or manning their own and they'd most likely focus their strength on the German border, but with the Swiss opened, the Italians would likely spread out along the now massive French, Swiss, and Italian border.
Though the Germans have so little strength they couldn't deal with the added regional pressure without intervention.
15 minutes in: "America is about to capitulate"
Me: wtf is happening in America
Oh, i realized that bit got cut: USA is at war with the Allies. And is losing, badly
Average non-historical gameplay
I guess no one is talking about fortress Budapest and how historically accurate that was
Ok, now that's admirable.
To fight with Germany with Italy AI and win is the sign of master.
When i saw that start i thought, nah this is not saveable, but you did it! Again! Nice! Btw, has your intelligence agency decrypted some paradox possible new dlc yet? :D
well he wouldn't upload a failed disaster save... which is honestly pretty unfortunate. i think it'd be cool to see him try disaster saves which he didn't manage to save. it would let us see at what point is this situation lost.
6:11
Bitt3rSteel: "Whatever his place is called."
Me: **stares Velikiye Luki** "Yeah... yeah sure... whatever that place is, right..."
**Intense flashbacks to Operation Mars**
"Yeah, no, whatever bro... who knows..."
Wjats operation Mars?
10:52 the way you said Brescia really hurt me
I love the foreshadowing of clicking on Switzerland when saying “I really hope Germany doesn’t declare any more wars”
"Are our troops equipped?"
Bittersteel: "Mostly equipped"
"I don't want to rain on your parade to hard......you suck"-Bittersteel 2023
you deserve 1 Million subs. Very helpful and helped me learn the game if it wasnt for you i'd still have 30 hours you gave me motivation and knowledge
Wow, thanks!
Shooting himself in the foot with every choice that he makes
This guy was doing a REALLY realistic Axis RP game!
* Bittersteel explaining how he will use his own troops and resources win to the war for Germany *
Germany “ 😏 “
bro released his inner demons when germany declared on switzerland💀
I wonder if paradox will ever give Italy AI the common sense to protect their coasts if they’re atleast going to go hyper aggressive warmonger mode
Sometimes you have to embrace rhe ai 's chaos and because of that im like right now invading norway for no reason
The pain and agony when Germany declared on Switzerland, ah, love it
"what did Switzerland ever do to you? You are at war against half of the world"
Hitler: "Not enough fronts my friend. We need more people on the party
Hitler: Wanna tell you the real reason? I planned to invade Switzerland from the very beginning, and I had a dream that your nation would save me, giving me the excuse to invade Switzerland.
"You're an idiot you didn't guard your ports. "
Bittersteel 2023
I need this on a shirt
German AI is really one of the AIs of all time
7:42 Bismarck, when prince leopold got declined the Spanish throne in 1870
Ah that tone in his voice at 6:54, been there before and having AI buddies is only PAIN.
We have to rely on the ai
Later
The ai
Relying on bitt3rsteel more than ever before
Getting naval bases and dockyards while all your ports have enemy landings in them is 5D chess move
Hi, Bitt3rSteel! How can I send you disasters for you to save? I tried your guide on how to get the No Step Back achievment and I kinda failed on the Turkey front(maybe bcz I used the NKVD guys because they were cheaper) and I invited Lithuania in my faction and then I invited them into the war with Germany by a mistake becuase I was having to many notificafications with non-agression pacts from the Allied countries and there was a war join request and I accepted it, and now the front is kinda messed up.
It's actually the first time I see bittersteels rage 😂
I am liking the memes in your newer videos! There's not too much of them so they don't get annoying,
Best hoi4 ytb
To be fair, by declaring war on Switzerland Germany didn't create more fronts but instead unified two fronts into one :)
Love the roblox rise of nations memes in there
Man, this guy made almost reverse Lithuanian commonwealth, just like way up
MORE DISASTER SAVES THEY'RE THE BEST PART OF THIS CHANNEL
You are a brilliant general, my Man!
Bittersteel:Germany NOOOO!
Adolf dripler:GERMANY YEEEESSSSS!
"The Swish." This is war, my good sir!
A tip as to play as united Baltics
Basic template should be 7/2 with an extra 1 medium tank batallion(basic medium tank is 1938 tech, but you will begin researching it at the end of 1937 anyway)
Which cannon do you recommend? Because i always wait for the 1941 Improved Medium cannon but its oftentimes too late to use it
@@johnmarston5383 CAS gun>Medium Cannon>Improved Medium Cannon
The point of the tanks is to make your divisions take less damage, preserving manpower
@@3dcomrade How is the medium cannon better than the improved one??
@@viktorsalinovic7260 its more of a upgrade path. You staet with the CAS gun, then medium cannon then improved medium cannon
@@3dcomrade ah okay that makes more sense, you shouldve put --> instead of just >
Bittersteel: so ostland itself has been naval invaded.
The captions: So islam itself has been naval invaded.
Alhamdulillah
We shall win, inshallah
Allah maeka!
When I first saw the title I thought it’s TNO or TWR
The paradox ai for his enemy and his Allie’s going to suck literal ass
You should do the Poland-Romania kingdom and form Intermarium (Międzymorze) and try to defeat Soviet and Germany!
I love Hoi4 but i just don't know how to play it. It's mostly the military stuff that i don't get. How to maneuver an army, how does Navy work, how to make good templates....
Bitter steel Disney one of his most hate it campaign was when Germany started to clearing War all over the place I guess I found that video😊
Some destroyers on convoy raiding would've prevented the naval invasion. Maybe 8, or 10 with this economy. And yes, destroyers, not subs. Subs will get wrecked in the Baltic. Both by naval bombers and destroyers on CE. Good destroyers will destroy both of those threats. Also the Allies can't get in the Baltic, so you shouldn't have to worry about them.
The main Russian fleet 9/10 times stays in the Black sea, where they get trapped. That's also where new ships are produced. So whatever is in the Baltic at the start, stays there and can't get re-enforced. You really shouldn't be getting naval invaded by the Soviets. I'd argue actually better to have a small navy than to have port guards because it takes significantly less manpower, and is actually doing something useful. Not literally just standing around. Only downside is maybe trading for oil and steel, but it doesn't take much of either at this scale.
I love playing Iron Wolf Lithuania, but alas it relies very heavily on Germany to do some heavy lifting.
Unless you fortify every province with level 10 forts lol inflicted 4million deaths on the soviets
Yo bittersteel you’re my favorite hoi4 TH-camr. If you don’t mind me asking, where are you from? You kind of sound swedish
7:21 Germany to france in the real ww2
"you're an idiot" you're like a bad teacher 😂
German Generals : Mein Fuhrer we should stop declare war
Fuhrer : no, we Declare war more
German Generals : fine
hey i don't know if it's your mic or your record app but there is a loud strident sound when the volume of the video is up
I feel like the Equestria at War mod will be a challenge
Bro when I saw he had none of the supports researched I already knew how bad this was gonna be.
I was wondering, when you know you will be at war with the allies for a long times wouldn't it make sense to boost ideology in the US with spies to 5% early so they can't take most op focuses?
Oh yeah, absolutely
Omg the RON meme (a roblox game) i remember playing that so long ago 😢
Why did no one make steiner jokes?
Steiner attacked. Now everything is alright.
It's so entertaining when germany declares war on you
It's so entertaining when When germany declares war on switzerland
TBH I don't understand why people think navies are useless in the game. In my second game I played as Italy and used my navy well and basically taken over the seas. No freakin naval invasions because I kill them on sea.Ofc it takes a lot, I mean A LOT, okay, a SHITTTON OF LOT OF Oil but yeah, I decimated the soviet, spanish, french, UK and US Navy and had naval superiority. 3 main navies, each has 1 CV, 2 BB, 4 CA, 8 CL, 16 DD and 16 SS. Plus 3 hunting navies with only DD and SS.
I love that shit talking the A.I. is a hoi4 stapple.
“With the American’s about to cap”
Wait, what? What happened in America in this run lol
GERMANYYYY!!!😡 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?😭😢 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?😢😭
Hey Look Its Grandpa!
I wonder what Bitt3rsteel would think of some of my games.
Installing the expert ai mod will make him have a stroke
Damn I hoped you would be playing that China save from Reddit
I think what needs to happen is that we force Paradox' management to have their lives run by this AI. Plain and simple.
Well, at least you didn't have the US against you, which might be why the allies largely felt like a non-factor. Great disaster save as always. Love the fireman playstýle.
Fun fact, the allies were busy invading the USA and slowly killing it
Communist italy does have a balance of power, but it's between the communist faction (leaning towards anarchism) and the socialist faction (leaning towards stalinism)
Great vid
"You're an idiot, you didn't guard your ports."
Okay Mr. "I garrison my ports per fallback line with a single trash division and get myself naval invaded nonetheless"
This was definitely not the hardest game he fought, let's admit that
Are you japanese?
What is your pick for the hardest?
Lore of Saving Ostland, so Ostland can save Germany momentum 100
The AI will conquer the world
The AI: 6:53
Hi Bitt3r, can you do a BBA Trotskyist Mexico achievement guide?
Well the swiss were blocking the maginot so of course Germany is aiming for the Ardennes;)
the german ai is almost as bad as me I had taken most of British Africa got rid of free France took British raj, the middle east pushed into soviet and was taking over Spain and Portugal and declaring war on basically everyone and then well I didn't defend my ports and civil war after being naval invaded caused me to lose
This is why the thunder roars alone is better 😭😭😭
The fact that even like 5 years on, countries declare more wars despite having so many fronts is just silly.
I love Hoi4 but the AI are nuts, they don't know when is NOT the time to declare war and they also don't know how to fall back
maybe next time (just an idea) you could do Japan taking out all nations Germany needs before the war starts
also I love your videos always fun to watch
It's me, guy who's upset that Germany isn't acting logically and rationally in World War II
0:40 Who made the captions here? 😂
Bro Cleaned up a naval invasion in 12 days, what??!
4:02-4:07
It helps that the AI makes stupid moves, like leave the port
@@Bitt3rSteel I see
I literally had to spend a year building ton of crap boats and waited until England took its navy out, before I invaded the juicy underbelly of England.