The Weird Way Josh Johnson Predicted His Friend’s Future
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- Josh Johnson recalls an awkward encounter with a barista at a smoothie shop and explains how he predicted his friend’s future.
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I mean let's be honest, he has always had a chill relax comedy style, and he perfected it. Give this man his roses.
He reminds me of Todd Barry or Tig Notaro
Or Greer Barnes
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One of the great things about Josh Johnson is that you always know how old a joke is by what hairstyle he has
Love when an old clip is uploaded as new content with a different thumbnail.
Thanks, I honestly didn’t know.
Well, it help me discover
Okay this seemed familiar but i thought i couldnt have seen it it was posted 11 daya ago. Glad to know im not crazy, and cant see the future
Josh needs the exposure!
Love how Comedy Central watches what's popular on TH-cam and then starts uploading specific comedians' clips accordingly
He looks like a Mom from the 60s in this outfit 😂😂
Yes! In the thumbnail I thought it was a female!
@@kimberlee8567 a "female"?! 😄
...says the guy that calls what he's wearing an "outfit." Lmao!!
Yes plus he has the face of a cute girl without makeup
😭
When he did the rooster sound I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Did the rooster say de N word?
I love this man, and hope he goes far in life.
this man is just naturally good 💐 💐 💐 🤣🤣🤣
I just bought tickets to see this guy in la in may. So fucking excited!
I'm from the future to ask how it went
@@DesecratedTTV it was awesome. I was in a manic episode at the time and severely sleep deprived, I was full blown crying in the audience when he talked about a sad subject. Wish I could see him again
@@mathepantsbless you 🙏🏽
Tight ass clothes, compact afro, and the puberty deep voice?
Donald Glover all over again. This is great lmao
Wait til you see Yedoye Travis. The proclaimed "Donald Glover's Luigi"
@@creakimoi2958 lmao at the proclamation, now I have to watch them lol
I see what u did here 🤣🤣
Josh, I can relate - the eyes part. Mine are bad. 😭😭😭
I just saw him on The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert. He was so funny & fresh material. I hurried up & googled him & here I am. 1 day hope to see him live.
Explaining karma to people is my newest outlet for my obsessive pedantic tendencies. 😅
He needs a Netflix special
He’s aged but he hasn’t
I feel like I've seen this clip before.
You can predict the past
Damn I've been listening to too much rap by Future
U have pickle
Nah. You just have common sense.
That's a guarantee
Honestly I think everyone who does that eye test is faking it, like it’s always just bad
I did it like a month ago and felt like a cheater because I was just guessing for the most part
I do this test about 15 times a day to patients, there's no way to fail it. We know what makes sense and what doesn't, and if they look the same, always say that instead of picking random 😊😋
He looks so smooth.
God damnit. This guys is my spirit animal. Maybe we might disagree on the cliche thing, but damn, all that awkward energy and just pathetically laughing at oneself is what i sound like.
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 I will NEVER hear roosters 🐓 the same anymore!!
He reminds me of a young Paul Mooney!! I low key have a big crush on a few of the underrated comedians
Josh Johnson is so talented!! I love him!! Very very funny😂😂🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💝❤️💖💕💝
So happy you are coming to Comedy Works Denver next week....just got my tickets
The audience did not give him the laugh he deserved
i was excited, then i realized it was a reupload
Now we can all go about our day knowing this information. Thank you.........?
@@merickful Thank you for contributing this response, it serves less of a purpose than my comment. Rather silly to care isn’t it.
@@gardenjhr
Good work Sherlock! You got the point and didn't get the point at the same time. Remarkable.
Bro kiss and make up
this man has it 😂😂👏
Definitely heard this set before
That's what I feel watching or listening to anything these day's
Yes, this one is old, but it is still good.
I love this guy!
I like when stand up is fairly believable
He on point bout that karma tho......😏
The chicken comment 😭
The rooster lmao
Josh, you’re such a wonderful (and clean) comedian, you might want to give Dry Bar in Provo, Utah, a go.
Bro is hilarious
When they say “relax there’s no fire” I reassure them…”Bitch I am the Fire”🔥 🔥 🔥
I was certain a foghorn leghorn joke was coming once he started talking racist roosters
Great set
I like bird jokes
I don't love you!🤣👍
I knew that when I saw you walking around with no case on your phone!🤣👍
Well that explains Foghorn Leghorn 🤔
"there is allways a bigger fish"
haha that better , worse better worse
-its all bad haha thats me
When he said smoothie I got bill cosby pudding pop vibes 😂 this man is the next huxtable
Ooh, let's hope not
@@thec0untess lol I didn't say next cosby for a reason
Whatever happened to kakadoodledoo? Lol
He looks like a character from fat Albert
I have a feeling you say that about every black person...
That outfit is kinda wild 😅
So that eye doctor was bad at his job. If the patient is saying it's all bad, that's a clear sign.
Nicoo lol
Roosters are Colonel Sanders soldiers
Is this Onion? From The Good Lord Bird??
"you confederate bastard" hahahahah
More like "confeathered" lol
6:10
What is up with these captions?
He now looks like Michael Jackson
housecoat on stage?
Justin Timberlake album 😭
🤣🤣🤣I don’t love you
That's just not what roosters sound like
Flesh from bone 😁🤤😁
I prefer crab...
Racism might make me reconsider becoming a vegetarian...😅
Reincarnation is part of Hinduist karma, but not of Buddhist karma. In Buddhism, you see bad things happen to you because of the bad things you did - you taint your own world view, so to speak. Well, that's my Friday night simple version anyway.. 😁
Have you ever been tested for prism glasses? Maybe you need something more than just normal glasses and a more skilled eye doctor…
The fucking rooster mate
Even Comedy Central repost.
ehhh
Glip
Bruh he funny as hell respect his comedic genius gangsta no cap lol stay safe RIP Bob Saget Betty White Sidney Poitier Emilio Delgado Nightbirde Donny Davis BLM God bless pray for Ukraine checkout The Main Squeeze 🙏
Maybe the doctor lost patience with him because "better or worse?" isn't that hard of a question...
It is if you have eyes as bad as mine (and I’m assuming his)- anything more than a hands distance from my face looks like a giant blob without glasses
🐐🐐🐐
It a nice thought that all poultries were racists in the past. I can live with that.
🥰
Feel like his jokes were tanking a little here and there.
I like this guy but he’s wrong about karma :)
Nah he actually explained it right. What ppl really want to say is “you reap what you sow”
But that particular phrase is from the Bible. Galatians 6:7-“Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.” So that's how you know it's bullshit. Lol
@@kandicelewis9435 what I mean is karma from your current life effects your current life, contrary to what he claims. He’s right tho in saying that it’s not as direct as many people might say it is.
This guy isnt funny at all
I love how they made it a law in America, that if you're a black comedian, you must talk about racism. It never fails. Amazing.
It not law, but if you black it's sadly a part of your life. You talk about your life so you talk about racism!
You should try this channel: th-cam.com/users/ChocolateSundaesTV
Well, you don't joke about knowing what New York is like if you've never been there, lol. He probably has many routines he goes through, but this is just one of them. If you're uncomfortable hearing about racism then it might be time for you to really look within yourself and ask yourself why that is.
It’s almost like Black people have experienced racism for hundreds of years or something 😮
@@beanie7872so well-put! 👍👏👏😍Thank you!🌷
Wtf is this dude wearing? Is he wearing a shawl? I gave him a fair hearing out and I think he's a pretty average on the road comedian.
It's a hoodie
And he steals jokes
he's not funny
Is that a woman
Born-male guys are sometimes just stunning. No signs of being born female in this person, that I see
😐not funny
Not one chuckle I didn’t laugh at all
impressive
Very unfunny and he steals jokes
I guess comedians don't have to be funny anymore. 🤔
He is so unfunny and he steals jokes
We got like 12 racists in our neighborhood. They're up every morning at 4am yelling the n-word.