Bill Nye Destroys Noah's Ark

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  • @steven4428
    @steven4428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10400

    Can an evolutionist explain to me how buffalo evolved wings? Why would buffalo have wings that are so tiny? And why do they taste so good?

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      Geneticists at Tyson created them in a laboratory.

    • @eloncone6925
      @eloncone6925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lol

    • @jaketerry5879
      @jaketerry5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Lmao no... That one even stumps us

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      They're vestigial wings. You see buffalos evolved from the Pegasus. But they lost the ability to fly and their wings have been slowly shrinking.

    • @kimberlykisinger6744
      @kimberlykisinger6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      What about moth balls.. Have you ever smelled them? How did you get their little legs apart?

  • @skipper5186
    @skipper5186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3544

    *they used FLEX SEAL as a second layer*

    • @Harp_7
      @Harp_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lel

    • @gogetyafucknshineon3690
      @gogetyafucknshineon3690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope the dust tol the rocks from the big bang to make everything yrp talk ing rocks like the Athiest believe

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sex Seal

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@gogetyafucknshineon3690 speak English loser

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Average Atheist he's just dense

  • @yes-ps2xq
    @yes-ps2xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4159

    False. I'm Australian and even I know Australia does not exist,

    • @budgetgitarr5351
      @budgetgitarr5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Its all a giant spider looking for the perfect moment to strike, right?

    • @arecklessannoyance9696
      @arecklessannoyance9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This comment finna blow up soon.

    • @Willghanistan
      @Willghanistan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm from the United States but I have an Australian driver's licence... What's Australia?

    • @SeekerZombie
      @SeekerZombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Willghanistan must be forgery

    • @nathan793
      @nathan793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kangaroo means "What"

  • @PortmanRd
    @PortmanRd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    Apparently the wood used in the construction of the ark was all uniform.
    2×2.

    • @Creationists-AreCryBabies
      @Creationists-AreCryBabies 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😁

    • @frostyorb
      @frostyorb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Why not, people believe Jesus could fly

    • @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867
      @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHY NOT. WHO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS WITHOUT MODERN TECHNOLOGY ? THE ANCIENT CIVILIZATION WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD. HISTORY BEARS TESTIMONY TO THIS.

    • @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867
      @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHY NOT ? PEOPLE BELIEVE JESUS CHRIST (PBUH) ROSE FROM THE DEAD BY HIMSELF WITH NO MODERN DAY MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY. ....

    • @PortmanRd
      @PortmanRd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @user-kz9zi7rv9p Cheer up. It's just a harmless piece of fun.

  • @carefreesinger6293
    @carefreesinger6293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    i like how rather than people saying wether God existed or not its just people denying the existence of Australia

    • @SmileyTheDuck51
      @SmileyTheDuck51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Yeah what’s Australia?

    • @niclaswa5408
      @niclaswa5408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Do you mean Austria?

    • @champion3433
      @champion3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The internet evolved

    • @heavenlyairpod6162
      @heavenlyairpod6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@champion3433 it evolved backwards

    • @ayantuknapp1813
      @ayantuknapp1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nono he has a point..... what reference is that from?

  • @bruuuh6419
    @bruuuh6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5911

    Noah was in creative mode when he made the ark bruh

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That's what I've been saying, lol

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      everything is possible with God

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      @@i.i.iiii.i.i Except making sure everyone believes in him, I guess

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Illusion
      I mean at some point even a God should retire, it can't be good for your mental health if you live forever :p

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@eliasjakemoran6434
      and providing any kind of evidence for his existence

  • @The_Vaporizer
    @The_Vaporizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9774

    I can just picture a 10 year old Bill giving this speech to his parents on Sunday morning so he doesn't have to go to church.

    • @mrdvus12
      @mrdvus12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      No need to picture it if you've tried it, but victory is impossible when the church preaches the power parental authority.

    • @shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405
      @shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol. Good one. ❤️🌱❤️🌱❤️

    • @hifiteen49
      @hifiteen49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I choked on my bread

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I have a little trouble with that picture, since Bill's mom was a "science gal", helped break the Nazi Enigma code.
      Thanks to her, he is now dedicated to getting more women into science careers. He said: "I would remind us that half of the humans are girls and women, so why don't we have half of the scientists be women?"

    • @harkrits.nagpal6505
      @harkrits.nagpal6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's Sheldon

  • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
    @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    For those who don’t know what dr nye is taking about when he talks about the Wyoming, basically the Wyoming was the largest wooden ship ever made, it was built in 1909, it built for transporting cargo, the problems it faced was its hull leaked due to twisting, the reason why it twisted was because of its size, you see once a ship gets to a certain size it(not sure how big) it goes through the waves opposed to over the waves, this would cause stress to the middle of the ship and if it wasn’t strong enough it would twist at the centre, the maximum size of a practical wooden ship is 100m otherwise the ship would twist, the Wyoming would only be used in very certain conditions so it wouldn’t twist and sink but it was caught in a storm and sank with everyone on board getting killed and going 75 feet under the sea

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/XggxeuFDaDU/w-d-xo.htmlsi=K-exHGIicxszu11n
      This video illustrates the concept. In this case a bridge despite being made of steel and concrete still given its length incurred structural failure. Wind shear across such a long span led to "mechanical resonance" - more specifically "aeroelastic flutter" here - leading to the twisting you see in the video. With enough constant stress the span despite reinforcement led to a positive feedback loop and subsequent collapse.
      Moral of the story: wooden ships built from planking will if beyond a given length incur "twisting" of their hulls as with the bridge - in this case from the waves pushing against the hull rather than winds pressing upon a bridge + the weight of the ship as it bobs out of the water.
      Given the nature of the hull which contains numerous "seams" from the individual planks used then in the face of severe stress = leaking and failure are inevitable unless countermeasures are employed such as bilge pumps and reinforcing of the hull. The Bible itself claims the world was enveloped in a global storm lasting 40 days & nights = hence a storm of sufficient violence and duration to cause such failure - the _"hogging & sagging"_ Nye refers to. 🤨

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i thought it was the last comment? now its another? a man of conviction. The Wyoming is not CLYDE BUILT? Its an ill thought out vessel. The ark takes 100 years to build. How long did they take to make the wyoming? Was time spent on every timber? You can make a pine box rattled off and sold in a store for a dollar? that might hold a few cigars? or you can make a wonderful bespoke Mahogany Box that sells at auction for thousands. an effort to make a quality item. You see barn wood builders dismantle old barns, and repurpose those timbers to make a wonderful palatial house. Its all about CARE and ATTENTION.
      I take some nice wooden panels, I trim them to size, i cover them with rabbit glue, size, i add a base coat of acrylic too, and then i paint with OIL. The panels will not warp in my lifetime. It will take at least 50-200 years to warp. i buy half inch ply. you could fire a gun and it should survive. I could use wood panels that are much thinner? and they will warp in a month. half a centimetre? and its easier to handle. It is a quick solution. I do not think NOAH is a hack. I think a man who has 500 years of living, would pick up skills. I think he does not sit around watching TV? He has only his hands and TIME. He is not wasting time, in idle pursuits? No snooker halls? No distractions. He is needing a project? God involves him. As any FATHER does. Get off your lazy arse... and build. Noah is using proper carpentry skills he picked up as a youth. If i had 500 years, I could learn many things. So far I have had 56 years. And i learned to swim at age 30, best thing I ever did. Now I can swim for miles. without any need to touch the sides of anything. A man can learn new things. Noah does not get COLDS or FLU? these are new contagions. Like Covid. Noah is not a sick man. We get sick. He does not. all these maladies we have today were not present in Noah's age. Over centuries the ages decrease? WHY? Moses lived to 120. the environment is attacking life. The air is more polluted and diseases are more common. The ages drop. We are born with diseases already present. I myself like millions are in a blood group with lower oxygen uptake. So Its unlikely I would ever be an elite athlete. Someone with a better blood group will be a better athlete. We even see athletes blood doping. The LIFE IS IN THE BLOOD, says the Bible. We have young blood treatments? sounds like a vampire scenario? Patients getting blood from donors. Noah is a man with 500 years of SKILLS. He does not spend his days doing nothing. I have days spent watching tv. Noah does not have that luxury.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@paultimson6674 Pity nothing you just prattled on about in your soliloquy = is in your Bible.........
      Moral of the story: when you are forced to simply make things up as you go in a feeble attempt to justify your beliefs = you end up undermining what you are trying to defend as you show all that what you claim to believe only really means whatever the person wants it to mean.
      Naturally you will not understand what I just noted = but others will.......

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@varyolla435 Nobody is lost to God through arguments? Evil has no power. Its negated. God brings back the dead. What exactly did Hitler accomplish? ZERO. He had no effect in life. You only matter once God Verifies you are a worthy person. Its completely controlled on earth. You'll soon see it. See the dead rise. and only a complete plonker still thinks that killing people? has any effect. You have ZERO PURCHASE ON EARTH. you are to choose HEAVEN or HELL. and you are aiming for hell and failure as a person.

    • @IAmAlpharius20
      @IAmAlpharius20 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You forgot to mention that it had been in service for 15 years...how convenient

  • @Tsjestity
    @Tsjestity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5655

    Oh Noah... why did you take 2 musquito's with you

    • @jasperknaepen1044
      @jasperknaepen1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Martyr4JesusTheChrist bro you okey? If need be ill call somebody who can help you mentally because it seems you need it!

    • @Tsjestity
      @Tsjestity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@jasperknaepen1044 I don't think he needs help. Maybe a bridge...

    • @vibemauster3176
      @vibemauster3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Malaria: it's free real estate

    • @batmeme9349
      @batmeme9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @Martyr4JesusTheChrist Damn, you're way too gay for the internet. Go home

    • @noakpalander1699
      @noakpalander1699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Because musquito's are annoying.

  • @easonli742
    @easonli742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13319

    Props to Noah for being able to convince 2 murder hornets to come with him on the boat

    • @handhdhd6522
      @handhdhd6522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      This is gold

    • @masderus
      @masderus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

      And 2 executioner wasps, 2 bullet ants. 2 brown recluses, 2 black mambas, dude had some cahones man.

    • @cockfan101gamecock9
      @cockfan101gamecock9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No sh*t

    • @makoshark8759
      @makoshark8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Fun fact: we created murder hornets

    • @anormalandnon-suspiciousbo5290
      @anormalandnon-suspiciousbo5290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mako shark da fuq? How?!

  • @CuppoJoe_
    @CuppoJoe_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4856

    Noah: **makes wooden boat**
    Also Noah: **puts every animal inside**
    Termites: *its free real estate*

    • @ichaukan
      @ichaukan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Checkmate, aethrists.

    • @hvensnt
      @hvensnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ichaukan aethrists

    • @cybershowdown9078
      @cybershowdown9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Decibone I’m religious, but that was funny lol

    • @notrappaport5340
      @notrappaport5340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @diepewpie Not for long.

    • @noahlail4018
      @noahlail4018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hvensnt arthritis

  • @kenharris5390
    @kenharris5390 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    How many Chameleons sneaked onto the Ark?

  • @rnishu_7218
    @rnishu_7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    Some scientist he is saying that "Australia is real" and "people live there"

    • @ryanflanagan9624
      @ryanflanagan9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son john 3:16-18
      Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. 7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him. john 14:6-7 of God’s perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word
      ask The Holy Spirit to guide you in Jesus Name we pray amen do you believe in Jesus, are you saved? declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead and you are saved in Jesus Name we pray amen see romans 10-11 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit as you read God's perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word in Jesus Name we pray amen Jesus forgives us our sins, if we confess our sins Jesus is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness see 1 john 1 He alone saves all He alone is God, He is The Way The Truth The Life no one comes to The Father except through Him see john 14:6-7 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit, God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you now and forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@ryanflanagan9624 So if you don't believe this unsupportable myth you deserve to suffer horrific agony followed by erasure? You know, the same thing happens if you don't believe in the invisible pink unicorn.

    • @name-wh7zc
      @name-wh7zc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@ryanflanagan9624 Dude shut up

    • @rubend9391
      @rubend9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ryanflanagan9624 and then the whale ate the guy whole.

    • @Ember_Prime
      @Ember_Prime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ryanflanagan9624 how do you know god is a man? How do you know he isn’t a woman?

  • @mileswaugh
    @mileswaugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5279

    Noah:
    *brings termites onto the wooden boat*

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      That's okay. He no doubt had boxes of Flex Seal onboard as well to patch the leaks. lol!!

    • @Unotch
      @Unotch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      ​@@varyolla435 No problem, he also had two anteater.

    • @dabodigin5675
      @dabodigin5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Unotch then how are there termites today?

    • @halusinjackbow8043
      @halusinjackbow8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      muslucks Now that’s the question we all need answered

    • @CybilBennett66
      @CybilBennett66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@dabodigin5675 You know what's really silly? From what I've come to understand, some people think that since insects apparently didn't "breathe the breath of life" in the same way other animals do (mammals, reptiles, birds, etc...), they apparently weren't brought on the Ark at all. So, they'd have been completely wiped out in the flood, too. Yet, we still have quite a lot of them today.... sooo... what?? Lol... I guess they did have plenty of dead bodies of the innocent beings to hitch a ride on, soooo maybe that's what happened?? Ridiculous. XD

  • @defensivekobra3873
    @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    Very impolite of bill to personally destroy the boat we were gonna use to escape the flood with his bare hands

    • @lllllsp1d3rlllll
      @lllllsp1d3rlllll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I need boots 💩 getting deep

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cute, but according to the story, if you aren't Noah, his (unnamed) wife or one of his children, you don't have a ticket and can start wondering what you did wrong to deserve a violent drowning, along with innocent plants, animals and newborn babies.

    • @adwarriorlegend1
      @adwarriorlegend1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s tuff to say but nonetheless it’s true. God bless all you and I’m praying for all of you.

    • @Tony-fb1ij
      @Tony-fb1ij 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@craigularjoe03 nevermind that all the similar flood narratives predate Noah's Arc by centuries if not a millennium.

    • @Nexo.Playzz
      @Nexo.Playzz หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's ok, God promised not to flood the Earth again.

  • @scotte4765
    @scotte4765 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Someone who believes the flood story kindly tell me how Noah knew how much food and water to bring. The bit with sending out birds to look for land shows that he had not been told how long the flood would last.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Magic
      /Jazzhands

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Pikkabuu lol

    • @TheAlchemist1089
      @TheAlchemist1089 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      You see, smaller minds take it literally, greater minds take it symbolically.

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@TheAlchemist1089 That's a pompous and simplistic view of it. What's the symbolism and how do you know that's what the writer meant? It's written in the same factual narrative style as the mundane events before and after it. It's just wrong.

    • @FOTWC
      @FOTWC 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      God told him

  • @Kalposia1056
    @Kalposia1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2798

    Noah was a brave man, bringing two termites on a wooden boat with him.

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Indeed, balls of steel

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I'd give more credit to whichever members of his family carried the hookworms, lice, and intestinal flukes for a year. (and much longer, now that I think about it, with nobody else in the world to pass them on to after the flood).

    • @Kalposia1056
      @Kalposia1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@scotte4765 Yeah and what an incredible miracle that they somehow managed to get poison dart frogs, box jellyfish and friggin pandas.
      Edit: For those who couldn’t figure it out, either all salt water or fresh water sea creatures would die, depending on which one the rain is.

    • @Kalposia1056
      @Kalposia1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@scotte4765 As well as the 600 species of poisonous snakes

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Kalposia1056
      Pfff. The real miracle there is that they managed to bring so many parasites with them! Imagine having to carry things like botflies, ticks, lice and other assorted parasites with you for over a year as those things need to be saved too...

  • @frankiestark1577
    @frankiestark1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3275

    Bill’s first mistake was claiming Australia is a real place.

    • @ZuckerBubi
      @ZuckerBubi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      agreed

    • @neutral2380
      @neutral2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Are you joking or?

    • @frankiestark1577
      @frankiestark1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@neutral2380 yeah I was joking. Sorry, I should have used a tone indicator. /srs

    • @neutral2380
      @neutral2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@frankiestark1577 nah it's good :)

    • @211pirate6
      @211pirate6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@neutral2380 bro you gotta be smoking that PACK to not know if this was a joke or not

  • @dxfan18
    @dxfan18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    The notion that raining for 40 days and nights is a biblical disaster, here in England we call it summer

    • @lajollascott
      @lajollascott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      [waves hello from the pacific northwest]

    • @pottermusLAG
      @pottermusLAG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funny

    • @Drakemiser
      @Drakemiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "The fountains of the deep broke open." It wasn't rain--or just rain--but water from below.

    • @Brotha00
      @Brotha00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      England is a biblical disaster 🤔

    • @Drakemiser
      @Drakemiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Plisken65 Funny how the people with the most negative things to say about God's word are the same one's who never read it.

  • @wesleycolemanmusic
    @wesleycolemanmusic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Well, that's not nice, it took Noah 100 years to build it.

    • @robertthifault4080
      @robertthifault4080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      around 500 years old and Bill is like "bet that half a century old person couldn't build a WOODEN BOAT"

    • @traviswatson3810
      @traviswatson3810 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@robertthifault4080they don't believe. The situation seems to be that very few people are chosen to get the capacity to believe...and in that miracle we choose to deny vast sums of opportunities to be humiliated for Jesus sake

  • @ethanyork3037
    @ethanyork3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    My favorite part is that for 14,000 species to become the current 8,700,000, you would still need evolution.

    • @nikolai3495
      @nikolai3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      😂

    • @cooperellis2743
      @cooperellis2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Adaptation is very different from evolution

    • @Z4r4sz
      @Z4r4sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      @@cooperellis2743 Adaptation is one mechanism of evolution. You are basically agreeing with a part of evolution, turn around and claim that evolution doesnt exist.

    • @cooperellis2743
      @cooperellis2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@Z4r4sz organisms did not evolve from a lesser complicated organism. They were created complex and adapted certain traits from their environments, diets, etc. Evolution is saying that things evolved from less complex organisms. Adaptation is the change due to an environment and does not change the actual dna of the organism.

    • @Z4r4sz
      @Z4r4sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      @@cooperellis2743 So you dont understand it, define it accurately but still dont accept it. Oh boy...
      *_"organisms did not evolve from a lesser complicated organism."_*
      The fossil record proves otherwise, every piece of DNA proves otherwise, every documentation/experiment and millions of published papers prove otherwise. But sure, YOU figured out the great conspiracy involving millions of scientists, researchers, doctors, farmers and psychologists...
      *_"Adaptation is the change due to an environment and does not change the actual dna of the organism."_*
      Thats the definition of evolution and yes, the change of DNA through mutations are the changes that define evolution. Otherwise there would not be such a diversity.
      You are basically suggesting that cars are all the same regardless that they are completely different inside and outside.

  • @paul-antonywhatshisface3954
    @paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    Seems to me this is a localised flood and a farmer who saved his stock whose legend got blown out of proportion over the millennia

    • @JRose-dz1gf
      @JRose-dz1gf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Even as a young kid in Catholic school, I remember thinking, "I can't believe people actually believe this BS." Lol

    • @paul-antonywhatshisface3954
      @paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@carolinec.c.6038 tbh id say it was more likely that this is race memory of one of the first floods we as a species experienced, maybe as far back as the diaspora. It didn't have to be global it just had to SEEM global. The village sees a man save his livestock with a boat and this the legend is born and carried with humanity forevermore in all the lands we went on to settle

    • @paul-antonywhatshisface3954
      @paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@carolinec.c.6038 oh I agree whole heartedly weren't trying to be contentious :)

    • @magpie6376
      @magpie6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are heaps of things in the old testament that have no evidence that happened. The ark there is no evidence and too be fair I could not of seen that happening.

    • @Reggie2000
      @Reggie2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Thyme Cube "Scholars rely on their anti-Bible bias, not science, to assert that the Gilgamesh story came first. These stark differences between Genesis and Gilgamesh accounts highlight the feasibility and priority of the biblical one. The Gilgamesh account was written 800 years after Genesis and describes a cube-shaped Ark 200 feet on each side tumbling around in the ocean in a 6-day flood put on by the “angry, fighting gods” that sent it. The Bible’s Flood was recorded earlier, has an Ark sealed on the inside and out with dimensions that are on par with today’s ocean liners, lasted a full year, and was sent to judge an Earth that deserved it."

  • @TreyTheWilliam
    @TreyTheWilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "Bill Nye Destroys Noah's Ark"
    What the hell, Bill? Fix the damn boat!

    • @bayuistanto2964
      @bayuistanto2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was original.

    • @TreyTheWilliam
      @TreyTheWilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ExtantFrodo2 ...okay maybe it wasn’t.

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TreyTheWilliam No, I meant it. I wondered if you would think that was sarcasm. It wasn't.

    • @TreyTheWilliam
      @TreyTheWilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ExtantFrodo2 Oh. I'm sorry!

  • @Supasmartguy
    @Supasmartguy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    We should start just ignoring Paul's comments. He's seeking attention and we're giving it to him.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even ignoring him, he would still keep on yapping. You can clearly see in on the newest.

  • @THEsunnyinpa
    @THEsunnyinpa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    Misleading title, bill nye didn't wreck a ship

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Mat.covert and yet the creationists were all washed up!

    • @Dudebox64
      @Dudebox64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ExtantFrodo2 YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @shygalmask6919
      @shygalmask6919 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mat.covert he did sink the theory

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Over Ayteen How can you sink a story?

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hetchiballi
      Oh son, you may never fathom it.

  • @taledarkside
    @taledarkside 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    by this logic, the Ark had to exist for Nye to destroy it

    • @ixIRISHLEGENDxi
      @ixIRISHLEGENDxi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I also imagine that dipshit attempt was concocted with a heap of sarcasm, and just a little bit of jest.

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha i happened to open this video and here you are again :) Hi.

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tim H Everyone is laughing at him :)

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      taledarkside Everyone that might be reading this thread :)

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      taledarkside You do realize that none of us are religious kiddo? :))

  • @jessiemadrid9543
    @jessiemadrid9543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    Kind of rude of this guy to destroy someone’s boat

    • @gamingguy8929
      @gamingguy8929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Noah: i gonna put some dirt in your eye

    • @brentfisher902
      @brentfisher902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus went and boatjacked someone in a video I was watching earlier...and him wet and glistening in his fancy habit looks....quite...shall we say...'interesting.'

    • @ShallowCreation911
      @ShallowCreation911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gamingguy8929 What's really rude is me ruining macro evolution.

    • @gamingguy8929
      @gamingguy8929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShallowCreation911 lol

    • @maxexist4763
      @maxexist4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShallowCreation911 hope you do because it isnt a thing
      There is just evolution

  • @suhukishinden9888
    @suhukishinden9888 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    considering the story itself says he was over 200+ years old, you could really just skip to the end where he says its, "not reasonable"

  • @zakapholiac9377
    @zakapholiac9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    Dislike: Didn’t see an ark getting blown up

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      haha your dislike button imploded long ago. Mine too.

    • @kerduslegend2644
      @kerduslegend2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Luis Gustavo th-cam.com/video/ttevamkS6gw/w-d-xo.html

    • @kerduslegend2644
      @kerduslegend2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Luis Gustavo you don't know anything about science nor how it works. Don't say anything like you understand it when INSTEAD you sound like don't understand it *AT ALL*
      If you willing to learn, i can help you. But if you want to continue your nonsense i can't serve you more than this

    • @nathanfarley6250
      @nathanfarley6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Luis Gustavo I just always have one question for ppl that believe in the evolution theory y did it stop so many years past and humans look the same a goat still looks the same a fish still looks the same etc

    • @nathanfarley6250
      @nathanfarley6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Luis Gustavo yup that's kinda y I asked

  • @rustyshackleford7647
    @rustyshackleford7647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    So convenient that the animals all cooexisted and didn't eat each other

    • @otownsend7819
      @otownsend7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      In a different part of this debate, Ken Ham said that all animals before the flood were vegetarian... convenient

    • @sallysidebottom7617
      @sallysidebottom7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They were vegetarian at that time didn't eat meat until after the flood..

    • @danielc9509
      @danielc9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Even humans were vegetarian back then. It was after the flood that God gave Noah and his family permission to eat animals. The thing is that to many people it’s just “convenient” how everything happened. God gave Noah instructions on how to build the ark. God can do anything. Is it a very cheap answer to everything? Yeah.
      I believe in a creator. And believe that what’s written in the Bible is true. Not many will agree or believe in what the Bible says.

    • @danielc9509
      @danielc9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Joe K I hadn’t seen it that way, and it is a reasonable answer. However, it wouldn’t make sense for God to create mankind that way. There are some things that God and humans have in common. His Love and justice. That is shown in how we express our love and even empathy towards other people and how we grasp the concept of fairness and unfairness at such a young age. A Bible verse that backs this up is Genesis 1:26 “...God said: “Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness,...” this also explains why we feel good whenever we accomplish something. Every time God created something he felt accomplished. Another beautiful Bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:11 “He has made everything beautiful in its time. He has even put eternity in their heart; yet mankind will never find out the work that the true God has made from start to finish.” This verse explains why we don’t want to die and why there has been a search for the “elixir of life.”
      If God created evolution, it would contradict Genesis 1:26. And we wouldn’t understand why we have the desire to live forever.

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@danielc9509 What then could you make of the teeth marks on dinosaur fossils that died out 65 million years ago?
      *" God gave Noah instructions on how to build the ark."*
      Perhaps he did, but then why didn't he flood the earth like he told Noah he was going to do?
      *" believe that what’s written in the Bible is true."*
      So you believe that an omnipotent being who could do literally anything at all was mad about how some adult humans behaved and he figured that the best way to deal with them was to destroy all life on the planet except for those preserved on a boat? Even when I believed in god I could never accept that he would drown puppies and kittens and butterflies when he could have avoided all that and simply made those people barren.

  • @WastedTime489
    @WastedTime489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    He's onto us Noah.

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You’re fear is amusing

    • @icecoldcoal4084
      @icecoldcoal4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Heyyo God, can you turn creative mode for me so that i can create a second ark?

    • @chase3454
      @chase3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@icecoldcoal4084 Pfft. Screw that ark nonsense, become an immortal and start spamming money into your account

    • @icecoldcoal4084
      @icecoldcoal4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@chase3454 yeah right paper money aint stable, i rather spam diamonds, emerald, gold, and some netherite. Now thats what i'd call money

    • @chase3454
      @chase3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@icecoldcoal4084 Fair enough.

  • @clarkb5137
    @clarkb5137 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    that graphic is savage, 14,008 passengers and the question mark at the end hahaha

    • @sierrapenner4805
      @sierrapenner4805 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It actually would be A LOT more than that as gen 7:2 says 7 pairs of clean animals and 2 pairs of unclean animals. So it’s more like 200,000 passengers.

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@sierrapenner4805 good point. Modern Aircraft Carriers have less than 10k people on board and they're huge

  • @easdon6
    @easdon6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    Everybody talks about the kangaroos getting to Australia. But what about the sloths getting to the americas. That would have taken them decades.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Penguins, kangaroos, polar bears, and Pandas alike. They have a very small range of environments in which they can survive.

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The sloths clung to the backs of the jaguarundi which where sitting on the backs of the Amazonian river dolphins, of course. :)

    • @justinh4462
      @justinh4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fast swimmers perhaps? Oh oh! Perhaps they evolved to grow wings for a period of time for that specific purpose and then evolved to no longer need them.

    • @bedheadkillerclown1667
      @bedheadkillerclown1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It took 120 years for the ark to be built so it makes sense

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@bedheadkillerclown1667 That is nowhere in the story and isn't believable either. Stop making stuff up.

  • @familyg6161
    @familyg6161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    this is a common misconception about the arc - it was actualy built with the same technology as Santa's sled

    • @sertwentyofhousegoodmen4747
      @sertwentyofhousegoodmen4747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Win.

    • @piccolo917
      @piccolo917 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would love to see a gaint 500 ft boat with all kinds of animal heads sticking out flying over XD

    • @sertwentyofhousegoodmen4747
      @sertwentyofhousegoodmen4747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +thomas van Wingen No doubt.

    • @disregardingsanity2890
      @disregardingsanity2890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sort of...there was some magical powder involved.
      As with most biblical stories.

    • @piccolo917
      @piccolo917 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ricky Bobby nah it was that buring bush
      of weed

  • @anotherone1767
    @anotherone1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    I will never forgive noah for bringing pair of mosquito
    😂😂😂

    • @TheAcornAvenger
      @TheAcornAvenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And wasps too wtf

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And 45.000 different spiders.....😩

    • @dominicesposito4394
      @dominicesposito4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts 😭

    • @hicat3040
      @hicat3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bruh, insects are different than mammals.

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hicat3040
      Mammals is a word not used in the bible, not even sure the word exists back then.
      But he had to have them on the ark otherwise they wouldn’t exist today.

  • @vilo_h5541
    @vilo_h5541 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Did Noah bring two amoebae or one?

    • @Noname-177
      @Noname-177 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You made me laugh out SO loud 😂😂😂😂 MAN I LOVE YOU. Thanks for your great humour

    • @physicsisawesome696
      @physicsisawesome696 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How about bacterium/bacteria?

    • @pokmanl9810
      @pokmanl9810 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@physicsisawesome696He and his family went around the world, contracted every type of disease, just so they could bring them to the new world and kill millions of people through plague. What saints

  • @mattmcgee645
    @mattmcgee645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    I'm just wondering why Bill didn't spend the entire debate dancing to his own theme song.

    • @kelman727
      @kelman727 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Matt McGee
      Because Ham would think he'd need an exorcist.

    • @dremodicus7392
      @dremodicus7392 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *+kelman727
      I wish you the best of luck with Ray Crossley, that is a new level of crazy.

    • @kelman727
      @kelman727 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bradley
      I have seen far, far worse, believe me. Feel free to help let a few rays of reason into his deluded brain!

    • @TianoAnnunziata
      @TianoAnnunziata 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol finally is comment not about religion

    • @MyNameIsChristBringsASword
      @MyNameIsChristBringsASword 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was dancing with his lies

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    "Bill Nye destroys Noah's Ark"
    Bill: (loads RPG with secular intent)

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @sour mcnuggets
      Secular
      (adjective) - Denoting attitudes, activities, or other things that have no religious or spiritual basis

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @sour mcnuggets
      Sure, but Bill Nye was destroying the Ark for entirely non-religious purposes. As such, he was loading the RPG with secular intent. The meme is (loads shotgun with religious intent), but a shotgun wouldn't destroy Noah's Ark, so I swapped it with an RPG. Bill's intents weren't religious, they were secular, so I swapped that too.

    • @danem.9402
      @danem.9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OB2Kenobi glory to Arstotzka.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danem.9402
      Cause no trouble.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat
      Yeah as I understand it, the end goal in most/all religions is to die and go somewhere better than here. The goal of science is to make here better, and to never stop doing that.

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    I half just expected for him to say "incest" and just get off the stage

    • @installtherodent7571
      @installtherodent7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Oniiii-channn"

    • @nunyanunya6398
      @nunyanunya6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hehehe.. get off

    • @JD-yz8cn
      @JD-yz8cn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I've been wondering for years why he never mentioned that

    • @giornogiovanna5600
      @giornogiovanna5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nunyanunya6398 yes I will do that~

    • @liquidphilosopher1816
      @liquidphilosopher1816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      incest is only mentioned in the corrupted bible.
      Allah/God never commanded incest in his holy revelation.

  • @fraser_mr2009
    @fraser_mr2009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    The Noah's Ark story is so unbelievable that I thought it was just a children's story.

    • @richardgregory3684
      @richardgregory3684 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It is, beleivers are just people who never became adults.

    • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
      @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It is a child’s story

    • @fraser_mr2009
      @fraser_mr2009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@jackdaugaard-hansen4512 But I wasn't aware that adults actually believed it.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@fraser_mr2009 Sad, but true.

    • @Supasmartguy
      @Supasmartguy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They do somehow believe it. I've been wondering how for years.

  • @thecats1879
    @thecats1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    Well... time to go into the comment section... *puts on gas mask*

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      YESSSSS
      I'm sure it would be even worse if the Christian side had their comment sections open, lol

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eliasjakemoran6434 Real funny haha

    • @trijetz3562
      @trijetz3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I clicked on this video because they recommended this to me too many times

    • @Flames-vc4nc
      @Flames-vc4nc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you sort by new, you’re going to need a full hazmat suit

    • @willqkelly25
      @willqkelly25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eliasjakemoran6434 i’m a christian. it bothers me when people “debunk” noah’s ark. It isn’t supposed to be taken literally.

  • @VONTEMAN48
    @VONTEMAN48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Let’s pretend Australia existed, Kangaroos dropped as DLC a couple millennia ago

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh that would explain a lot

    • @BananaShotgun
      @BananaShotgun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Btw the forest fire dlc only costs 5.99 but if you wanna go back to normal Australia after activating the dlc you must buy water dlc which costs 6.99

    • @matthewe3813
      @matthewe3813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BananaShotgun EA in a nutshell

    • @falonthorne445
      @falonthorne445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another garbage DLC thats adds nothing.
      It's just some gimmick "Super-Hardcore mode" that no one aside from completionists are gonna play.

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you implying that EA is god?

  • @Cidrecngo
    @Cidrecngo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Im surprised he didnt bring up the fact that the animals had to be all INBRED if they only carried 2 of each species..

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      or the heat problem, or the lethal levels of toxic waste gasses that would build up in the lower decks....

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Mr. Awesome The ones who carried syphilis & gonorrhea are the one's who ruined sin for everyone. Yet they must have been sinners themselves to have gotten it so why were they on board?

    • @colinharrison7204
      @colinharrison7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Exactly, the genetic variation that we see today would be impossible if the ark story happened. And the boat would also have to have a ventilation system, waste disposal system, a medical bay, and room for the animals to exercise. It’s just impossible

    • @pete6705
      @pete6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There’s got to be at least another 10,000 problems with this story. He can’t name all of them

    • @Stewart1953
      @Stewart1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not to mention humans

  • @Jonathondelemos
    @Jonathondelemos 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    But.. how did they get the termites

    • @prehistoricskateboarding8725
      @prehistoricskateboarding8725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣😭

    • @Ikhthus777
      @Ikhthus777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Noah's Ark was gigantic. Termites are tiny. They would've been eating the ship's wood for hundreds of years. Besides, all the animals could've been hibernating as a result of the changed atmospheric pressure and oxygen proportion.

    • @Jonathondelemos
      @Jonathondelemos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nice, yeah, the termites can evolve but humans can’t?

    • @Ikhthus777
      @Ikhthus777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Jonathondelemos termites can evolve in the same as plenty of dog breeds evolved from wolfs. Foxes and other canine species also may have evolved from wolfs

    • @Jonathondelemos
      @Jonathondelemos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Ikhthus777Not humans though, right? How old did Adam live to be? I forgot.

  • @badgamedevreacts3855
    @badgamedevreacts3855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    The ark has to exist in order for it to be destroyed,
    Checkmate.

    • @professionalbozo4396
      @professionalbozo4396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Checkmate donut earthers

    • @rodneyquick2883
      @rodneyquick2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The ark doesn't have to exist to destroy, by ken ham making a statement that the ark existed that's all you need to start the ball rolling.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Your facile attempt at logic aside. If the Ark was real - which of course it was not - then Bill was able to destroy it after all. Since it was not real however Bill had no need to destroy it = merely demonstrate it represents a fallacious claim which was debunked in what it asserted. When a claim is shown to be untenable then it destroys itself via its dubious representation. All Bill did was to help it along as the story itself is self-contradictory. Better luck next time...............shoot = score!!! LMAO!!!

    • @nrgnnvn6109
      @nrgnnvn6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@varyolla435 ayyyeee got em!

    • @potatopotatobuy239
      @potatopotatobuy239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It has existed but it was destroyed before anyone did

  • @kenwoods7369
    @kenwoods7369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2324

    I came here for the comments

    • @ashyhusky4130
      @ashyhusky4130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah same

    • @johnnyquasar704
      @johnnyquasar704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      same. I wanted to see triggered Christians flip over Bill Nye ( the science guy) throw out science all over the table. Come on who can deny everybodys' childhood hero?

    • @gaahinalover
      @gaahinalover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came here to comment :D and boy did I leave a huge one xD and after that I came for the comments xD

    • @Ao-hx6nf
      @Ao-hx6nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Find mine it’s funny

    • @devus9793
      @devus9793 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cade Silvers yesss😂

  • @pinkliongaming8769
    @pinkliongaming8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    To show you the power of flex tape, we caused a flood of biblical proportions

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's funny, i'm looking for a roll of black duck tape i have, i can't find it? strong stuff.

    • @andrewblack2596
      @andrewblack2596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My inner Jon Tron smiled

    • @dixiefish0173
      @dixiefish0173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill lied the ship he’s talking about was on the ocean several years shipping coal back and forth lmafo
      th-cam.com/video/bKKkeMeGxmo/w-d-xo.html

    • @Blarnix
      @Blarnix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And repaired it with only Christianity!

    • @TimCizej137
      @TimCizej137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ridiculous. This idiot knows that it's better to rip off young atheistic, "educated", "open-minded", cynical and Christianity resenting crowds (The reddit youth), than do any actual science. He makes fun of a beautiful metaphore from hebrew literature by attacking it with scientific methodology, and everyone is clapping, because they are afraid of looking stupid. Dislike.

  • @JackRosetta
    @JackRosetta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The way that all the animals couldve remained on a 500 ft ship is if they were mostly juvenile, this makes feeding them easier and they would get along inthe tight spaces for the most part.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      1. Using the word "couldve" means you are guessing.
      2. The Bible said a male and its mate, juveniles do not have mates.
      Juvenile animals require more attention, ask any zoo keeper. It would have been harder keeping them fed and looked after.

    • @JackRosetta
      @JackRosetta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @ThyBountyHunter "could've" leaves open the possibility for other mechanisms. Male and female at juvenile age would still be INTENDED MATES. Preparation for the future. We don't want the animals having offspring on board the ship as much as possible. However with creatures like rodents this may not be conventionally possible.
      Animals raised together from a juvenile age would get along with each other better. I've seen it happen before. And animals raised from birth can be trained to behave. You'd have difficulty with some but it would be far better than all of them being adults.

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So Yhwh managed to get 7000 females hugely pregnant or full of eggs at the hatching stage to the Ark just before the deluge in order to get juvenile animals? You haven't noticed juvenile animals have ravenous appetites? 8 people for 14,000 animals, that's about 1 minute per person per animal per day to feed and scoop the poop through one small window, ouch. Methane is a dangerous gas.
      Mr Ham's Ark replica has stuffed animals since keeping live ones cooped up so long would be cruel I guess, and there are laws.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@JackRosetta ""could've" leaves open the possibility for other mechanisms. "
      Yes, in other words a guess, but the Bible has all the possibilities in it so when you say that you are going against the Bible.
      "Male and female at juvenile age would still be INTENDED MATES. "
      The Bible was clear, a male and its mate, not a male and its INTENDED MATE.
      "Animals raised together from a juvenile age would get along with each other better."
      I never stated they wouldn't get along together, and that is not relevant.
      My point was ask any zoologist or person who works in a zoo how much harder it is looking after a juvenile vs an adult.
      Look the Bible is specific, it says not to add scripture it also says you cannot know the mind of god, so guessing it attempting to know the mind of god, and claiming it is juveniles is trying to add to it.
      "And animals raised from birth can be trained to behave.
      Behavior is not the issue, the issue is they require more one on one attention. Again any zoo keeper will verify that.
      Toronto zoo employ's 50 FT and 75 part time keepers to look after 5,000 animals.....the ark has 14,000 animals (if you believe Ken) and only 8 people.

    • @JackRosetta
      @JackRosetta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ThyBountyHunter what church denomination did you belong to?

  • @mephostopheles3752
    @mephostopheles3752 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    I love all the Christians in the comments like, "A video isn't gonna change my beliefs. I know the Lord and He is good! Amen!"
    Um... okay? You're basically admitting that we disproved the story, and then also admitting that you still believe it, despite it having been clearly disproved right before your eyes. You're admitting to being ignorant. Great job.

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      SmoothKeys Well, anything except one: exist.
      But I'll humor you a little. If God can do anything, can he create an object that he can't move? If so, that means there's something he can't do, which is to move said object. To be able to do anything is a paradox, an impossibility by definition.

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      SmoothKeys That is in no way the same thing. And even so, if God can do anything, he should be able to do it, right? Nothing is impossible for him, but that in itself makes certain things impossible, which cancels itself out. It's impossible to be all-powerful.

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      SmoothKeys Not really...

    • @prodbybexy
      @prodbybexy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +SmoothKeys well god is all good and all knowing, but that cannot be possible, because that would contradict each other

    • @Grimmistired
      @Grimmistired 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +SmoothKeys you know you'd probably be a lot happier if you gave up the "invisible dude in the sky" thing. right?

  • @ladybug6184
    @ladybug6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Captain's log
    DAY 39 :
    Roasted Unicorn is delicious.

    • @zerox8413
      @zerox8413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I nearly mistaken it as *Unicron* 😂😂😂

    • @justin-btsellendegeneresan5665
      @justin-btsellendegeneresan5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I commented it here: Sorry, I got desperate and advised you to watch something that isn’t proof. Or isn’t convincing for atheists who are even more skeptical than I was of Jesus. Normally I do fine with informing TH-cam video proof for atheists who are even more skeptical of his existence than I was, but again, I got desperate. I know that isn’t proof of the ark and apparently scientific testing proved it isn’t artifacts of the ark. Robert Wyatt scammed (willingly lied to) people with falsely found Bible artifacts, but it was understandably only to help people make it to heaven. But I’m not trying to say I no longer believe in the ark’s existence. Especially after some comments I read.

    • @justin-btsellendegeneresan5665
      @justin-btsellendegeneresan5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oober Goober oh! 😁

    • @trutherforlife5785
      @trutherforlife5785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not funny you will go off to hel

    • @saddaddytentacles9897
      @saddaddytentacles9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LadybugsPicnic one2III oh noooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @JohnCena8351
    @JohnCena8351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2948

    Noah could have just sealed the leaks with the power of flextape!
    Checkmate atheists.

    • @halogen5580
      @halogen5580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      gsundiszno it was a joke chill out

    • @kianadresse3554
      @kianadresse3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh! I have been destroyed!
      You are right and I shall now convert.
      Jk. My only god is Shaggy

    • @ivangonzalez3351
      @ivangonzalez3351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everyone but did you know God is stronger than flex tape flex tape is like a piece of salt to him. Time is coming Jesus the Messiah is coming anytime there is still time to repent pray for forgiveness he loves you that’s why he wants salvation in us God is good Amen

    • @DesignNation_
      @DesignNation_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @shreeyashpandey3530
      @shreeyashpandey3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is the person commenting this not visible ?

  • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
    @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The Avengers (titled Avengers Assemble in the UK) - 2012 film - proves that *THOR* is the one and only *TRUE* God as Loki gets battered and has his arse handed to him by The Incredible Hulk.
    True story.

  • @awesometown1000
    @awesometown1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Bill Nye destroys the Ark
    All of the animals on the boat that can’t swim:

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hey how's jr

    • @elliefuller3667
      @elliefuller3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Banger comment Mr. Bowser I’m such a big fan

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @David Blu 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @boblobgobstopper13214
      @boblobgobstopper13214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @David Blu the fossils though

    • @boblobgobstopper13214
      @boblobgobstopper13214 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David Blu How did Australian animals travel from Asia to Australia and how come there are no fossils of those animals along the path they took?

  • @kopikoblanca8907
    @kopikoblanca8907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Noah just had a good gaming chair

    • @JonP1245
      @JonP1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm WEAK

    • @lizlee8715
      @lizlee8715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dont forget the RBG lights

    • @lebreadman9454
      @lebreadman9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as I did

    • @zekenotech
      @zekenotech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my God, that was a genuinely funny comment...

    • @neoneherefrom5836
      @neoneherefrom5836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there’s video game guy...

  • @MCFIST103
    @MCFIST103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

    Ok but, don't forget that Moses used a beyblade to part the Red Sea now thats true.

    • @lyingonthekitchenfloorasus608
      @lyingonthekitchenfloorasus608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I see you only watch the finest of anime

    • @enmellow7475
      @enmellow7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Truly a man of culture.

    • @devinmoney225
      @devinmoney225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      God bless rob. Keep sticking up for our savior 🙂

    • @lutkedog1
      @lutkedog1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reed Sea

    • @James-zn4jl
      @James-zn4jl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Can you imagine Moses being like, "in the name of god I let it rip"

  • @AviLOrkQ
    @AviLOrkQ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Imagine penguins in the Middle East! 😂😂😂 So ridiculous

    • @ChudsQQQQn
      @ChudsQQQQn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I can just imagine some 500 year old guy swimming to Antarctica and taking back two penguins before dragging them back through arabia to a giant ark😂

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the animals on the ark are TOKENS , legacy animals. something is saved from the old world. God can recreate whatever he wants all over the world again. He is a creator. Noah does not need to be in the loop. Anyone who had a collection in their youth? who abandons it. say you collected football programs? will often collect the same thing years later. Only they go nuts. something usually survives the first collection? Their favourite program. This is what is happening. A renewal.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@paultimson6674 I think you need to get your brain checked up.

    • @BenjaminEaster-b8b
      @BenjaminEaster-b8b 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How would the microbes, which persevere by causing colds, STDs, blindness, or a smorgasbord of other afflictions, survive the Noachian flood? If Noah had to carry 7 pairs of every clean species and 2 pairs of every nonclean spices that dwelt in a non-aquatic habitat, and he took this command to it fullest literal extent, then Noah, his wife, his sons, and their wives, as well as every other multicellular animal on board his vessel, would have to premit countless pathogens to potentially infect them, especially since most pathogens are segregated to inhabiting a single species. This idiosyncratic scenario would be jawdropingly horrendous when you consider that many pathogens MUST cause harm to thrive and reproduce asexually. 😮 The ingenious biologist Forrest Valkai scrupulously outlines this preposterous conceptualization in his video detailing the impossibility of a global flood; the video is an entry in his Reacteria series 😮

    • @harrykane_
      @harrykane_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@paultimson6674"God can create whatever he wants etc." is really an extremely thin arguement. That same logic can be used against you when you're trying to refute Hindusim or Islam as a Christian.
      "Hiduism is wrong animals can't be Gods"
      "No, Our Gods can create anything he can do anything he can be present in anything, because he's God"

  • @bdon9742
    @bdon9742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Noah just had plot armor smh

    • @treyalford5793
      @treyalford5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      best comment

    • @mariog9202
      @mariog9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love this comment so much

    • @rideabike979
      @rideabike979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a christian I deem you worthy of making dank christian memes.

    • @ryanflanagan9624
      @ryanflanagan9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      for we all need Jesus, all sin and fall short of The glory of God and the wages of sin is death. the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord, for Jesus died on the cross and rose again and by His blood our sins are forgiven. there is no other way than Jesus for He is The Way The Truth The Life and no one comes to The Father except through Him. for it is by declaring with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead you are saved see romans 10:9-13, i encourage you to read your Bible and invite The Holy Spirit to guide your mind as you read, john romans psalms luke and mark are good places to start. God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen :) only One God our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ i am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. galatians 2:20 in Jesus Name we pray amen, pray for the peace of israel pray for those who are persucated for righteousness sake for their is the kingdom of heaven see matthew 5:10 pray for the brethren pray for me in all things praying for you in Jesus Name we pray amen may you believe in Jesus and be saved in Jesus Name we pray amen i encourage you to repent of your sins turn from them and come to believe in Jesus for it is by declaring with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead you are saved and all who truly put their trust in Him will never be put to shame in Jesus Name we pray amen in Jesus Name we pray amen (see romans 10-11) for the kingdom of heaven is at hand, no one is promised tomorrow and Jesus alone saves all in Jesus Name we pray amen God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore praying for you pray for me in all things through trials and temptations and sin and to be more Christ like everyday for Jesus is perfect and the same always in Jesus Name we pray amen Jesus loves us all and died and rose again to save us all for by His blood our sins are forgiven, it is God's gift to us to be saved for we do not deserve it and we can not earn it but when we believe in Jesus we are saved and have passed over from death to life with God and Jesus forevermore in Jesus Name hey only God Jesus The Holy Spirit are perfect and only One God our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and we can be made righteous when we come to Jesus for while we have sinned and fall short of The glory of God Jesus The Holy Spirit but when we believe in Jesus and come to Him our sins are forgiven and we can turn from sin and wickedness and live a life worthy to Jesus in Jesus Name we pray amen Wherewith shall I come before the Lord, and bow myself before the high God? shall I come before him with burnt offerings, with calves of a year old? 7 Will the Lord be pleased with thousands of rams, or with ten thousands of rivers of oil? shall I give my firstborn for my transgression, the fruit of my body for the sin of my soul? 8 He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? micah 6:6-8 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. 7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him. john 14:6-7 do not use The Lord's Name in vain instead honor God love God with all heart soul and mind and love your neighbor as yourself, believe in The One God has sent Jesus Christ for this is The Work of God in Jesus Name we pray amen That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. romans 10:9-13 only God Jesus The Holy Spirit are perfect and when we come to Jesus we can be saved for by His blood our sins are forgiven and when we believe we are saved, i encourage you to read your Bible for it alone is God's Word for us and invite The Holy Spirit into your life for it is God's Word and Spirit that give light and life to all for Jesus is The Living Word and all who believe in Jesus are saved and have passed over from death to life. they re no longer separated from God for eternity but have life and peace with God and Jesus forevermore, instead of being condemned to the lake of fire we have life in the new heaven the new earth and the new jerusalem where there is no more death or mourning or sorrow or crying or pain or sin for Jesus bore them all on the cross taking them away forevermore and when we truly believe in Jesus as Lord and Savior we are saved in Jesus Name we pray amen come into The Kingdom of Light accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior today amen amen For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son john 3:16-18 come to know Jesus today He died on the cross for our sins and rose again, so we can live with Him forever because He loves us, by His blood He has victory over sin,
      death and hell amen. God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore amen God bless amen :) :)

    • @mariog9202
      @mariog9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ryanflanagan9624 ... TLDR

  • @estebanbedoya7682
    @estebanbedoya7682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Would've been better if Bill had destroyed an actual ship though

    • @Kenneth_Fishing
      @Kenneth_Fishing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sawed in half

    • @sheridix
      @sheridix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stolen comment

    • @jivey6664
      @jivey6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats phil swifts job

    • @dwayneconaway1733
      @dwayneconaway1733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if it were the actual ark that Noah built that he was tearing apart would be better right? You are showing your hatred and disdain towards the bible rgarless of whether its true or not!

    • @azzypoo
      @azzypoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David you just made claims under no evidence you could prove. And saying there was an ice bridge connecting australia to mainland disappearing is equivalent to the Bering Land Bridge and that saying that that could exist but not this hypothetical land bridge between Australia and Asia is hypocritical is an incredible leap in logic - there is _no_ evidence that there was ever a land bridge there. That’s the difference between Australia and the Bering Land Bridge. And just saying that there was no fossil evidence is just kind of wild, if there were four thousand years of kangaroo pilgrimage to Australia there would absolutely have to be some sort of evidence of that. You see that everywhere of animals much much older than this 4000 year old Kangaroo you’re saying existed. Just saying that there wasn’t doesn’t mean there wasn’t. If they did they _had_ to, it’s common logic and some incredible coincidence for them not to, and you can’t depend on incredible coincidences in the real world. If God decided there weren’t going to be fossils, that’s kind of a bizarre thing. Why would he actively hide evidence of his doing and then give us plenty of evidence of things that contradict, or at the very least explain things that leave him out of the equation. Because God works in mysterious ways? A god who just wants us to love him would actively try and work against giving us reason to believe in him? What, is he a toxic boyfriend who’s jealous of our ex and tries to set us up to cheat on him and then gets mad when we do? That doesn’t seem very smart for an omniscient, omnipotent god.
      Not to mention that tar thing doesn’t solve the problem of the boat bending and twisting like Bill mentioned. That would need to be a lot of tar to keep it from snapping and breaking open, a lot that I would imagine wouldn’t leave a lot of space for the animals (and dinosaurs, according to Ham) and definitely would hurt it’s chance at buoyancy.

  • @alexmurray4988
    @alexmurray4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    30K dislikes were from people who thought they would see him tear it apart with his bare hands.

    • @neil2444
      @neil2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      30K dislikes from people who despite being given an argument that holds weight and has proof, is still decidedly wrong by these people. If no argument can sway you, then you're basically admitting to believing in the absurd. I could talk about a great spaghetti monster in the sky, and you'd have to accept the possibility to not be hypocritical.
      I just think that people don't like being presented with ideas that contradict what they really want to believe to be true. And to such people I would say, would you not prefer truth to belief? That's ultimately what it comes down to. When presented with the blue pill or the red pill, which would you take? Sometimes truth is not the easiest pill to swallow.

    • @GameChanger597
      @GameChanger597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except there are twice as many documentations and studies and videos and pictures and evidence and so on that lean more towards the ark existing than not. This is only one video of someone's opinion. What about the hundreds of videos and bodies of evidence that aren't based on opinion or theory but rather evidence and scientific proof that the ark existed. Just do a bit more digging and you will see that there is far more information showing that the ark was much more likely to exist than not. And yes, this is coming from scientists. Many have been able to prove it's highly likely that the arc was real and even more scientific and geographical evidence that the arc has already been found many, many years ago. All it takes is a quick search to unearth the other side of this scientific evidence.

    • @alexmurray4988
      @alexmurray4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GameChanger597 It’s not an ‘opinion’ it’s an argument, and it stands until you show that it doesn’t. Do these documentations reconcile the innate contradictions in the nature of the ark? And do they reconcile the fact that other ancient civilisations had similar creation myths that predate the ark?

    • @neil2444
      @neil2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@GameChanger597 Except, it's not his opinion, he's listing facts. Obviously the purpose of which is to support his claim, but call it a theory at least, not an opinion. Having so called "scientists" speculate about where the ark might be and finding pieces of petrified wood on the ground at such places doesn't count to me as proof anymore than finding 100 healthy people who claim to smoke marijuana every day as evidence that marijuana is a healing drug, is a legit scientific study. People want to find the ark, and so they look to confirm their bias.

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's only if you got him angry. You wouldn't like him if he were angry.

  • @andreadelcorvo6890
    @andreadelcorvo6890 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I had a debate with my father about this and his answer to all these question this: to god anything is possible. But that doesn't cut it out... it's mythology, you can't take it seriously.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ask him why even go with the Ark if God just uses magic to fix all the problems with that plan.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My answer to the possible argument is if that is the case then god can prove himself to us without screwing with free will.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Welcome to the imaginary world of: _"magical thinking."_ Fortunately for us - and unfortunately for the creatards = the world does not run on platitudes.......
      p.s. - best not to argue with your parents as your chances of changing their minds is slim. Simply understand that they likely believing what they have for the entirety of their lives = have become inured into that belief structure and formed an "emotional need" for it.
      Were they to alter those beliefs their worldview would come crashing down - and many simply can not allow that to happen. They would willingly embrace a "comforting lie" than have to confront a hard truth. It is simply human nature. 🤷

    • @Jamesfrancosdog
      @Jamesfrancosdog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They mask everything they can’t explain in “faith”. I picked up on it at around age 10, and I eventually left religion and have never been happier.

    • @Maicon-b1b
      @Maicon-b1b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      God is real
      Hell is real
      The devil doesn't want you to know

  • @Jayys_Karat3
    @Jayys_Karat3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    So noah just walked up to a lion and said: "Aye dawg you gotta come with me."

    • @MONKEYSCHANNEL327
      @MONKEYSCHANNEL327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What does the bible say

    • @peterfus9543
      @peterfus9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not it was badies/kids on the ship he talks adout the boat the boat was not meant to sail in did not have sails in was buildt to withstand a extrem flood and not be build to cross the pafica ocean at all it was not ment to sail it was meant to float and that why we have a diffrent ship the whole world was coverd in water sow you dont got to worry adout land at all and haveing a crash or stering the ship in a certian direction

    • @coreyaf.
      @coreyaf. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't we do that today?

    • @otterbewbs7864
      @otterbewbs7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and then he said to the duckbilled platypus you got to make your way all the way to australia? How can anyone with a functional brain believe in this s***

    • @dolphinjeans663
      @dolphinjeans663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@otterbewbs7864 If God can part the Red Sea I’m pretty sure he could part the ocean between Australia and the other continents.

  • @davidpower7874
    @davidpower7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Fun fact - When Ken Ham built his so called replica Ark he used skilled laborers, cranes, and electric tools. He claimed he was building it to specifications found in the bible. After it was finished a heavy storm passed by and many parts of Kens Ark was flooded or had water damage, he then tried to claim from his insurance for the damage caused by the storm, the insurance company claimed it was "an act of god" (the weather damage) and Ken embarrassingly had to take them to court claiming god had nothing to do with the flooding.

    • @silasfoley2971
      @silasfoley2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He built it more or less roughly according to the specifications that Noah’s Ark was built to, but it is be no means an exact replica. The only thing that’s really the same is the appearance. So, that kinds of wrecks your argument.

    • @alexciano3170
      @alexciano3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@silasfoley2971 which makes his case even stronger, if its not how noah built it because its stronger and built by more skilled laborers then the fact that it flooded despite having indoor plumbing, steel structures, resin on the outside to make it waterproof and concrete makes his claim even stronger

    • @wolverine8425
      @wolverine8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@silasfoley2971 Actually the Ark was just a box 75' wide 45' high 450' long with a door on the side.

    • @davidpower7874
      @davidpower7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@silasfoley2971 ... Noah's Ark is just a story, it's not historical fact. there's ZERO evidence such a flood ever existed.

    • @renzezekieldivida3014
      @renzezekieldivida3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@silasfoley2971 the whole ark Ken built is used with steel structures, it still flooded.
      Noah built it with a bunch of wood,
      Didn't flooded.

  • @potaton8702
    @potaton8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    Goddamn Noah you didn't need to bring mosquitoes with you

    • @MorrFord
      @MorrFord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Goddam he even brought two spiders and cockroaches

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Pubic lice, chigger mites, hook worms... termites!

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don’t forget the nematodes!

    • @abhaysaurav7499
      @abhaysaurav7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if he didnt we probably wouldnt have all the food we do

    • @astrellix3708
      @astrellix3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      che

  • @FatKat911
    @FatKat911 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "I want to make another prediction because I'm bored and jobless."
    - SAUL Timson 2024.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you don't absorb anything? if i said Black, you would say i said white. so there is no use talking to a diseased mind. I told you i have a job. i have to fill in an HMRC return every year. You are another narcissist. who cannot ABSORB what people say? Its a mental condition. you create a construct? and anything people tells you goes through a filter. and you create a false construct. so I say i'm self employed, you hear i'm jobless? because you are making a construct in which you have to be superior? that is why GOD is a threat to you. he is SUPERIOR to you. do you understand? NOPE. because its all filtered. You are not home? you cannot digest REALITY. you create your own reality? When God is revealed. you will probably implode. as you have no self worth. No talent. Nothing. YOU are an EMPTY MAN. a fake house. nobody home. which is sad. once long ago you were alive. a child. and somewhere you were abused. and so you are locked in the basement. and only Jesus can save you. So you seek out Christ and mock him. hoping he finds you? you do it every day. but no Jesus. Because God is not going to respond to threats. Your only hope is not to take a MARK in these last years. and that is a very slim hope. as your super ego, is rejecting Jesus. that's going to accept the mark. What you are is TRAPPED. in your own SHELL. The narcassist never talks about themselves? that would reveal vulnerabilities? that would be HUMAN. you are not human. Not anymore.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@paultimson6674 Your gigantic ego will be your downfall. As I said, it'll fall like a house of cards. Just like your logic and your pride.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@paultimson6674 Your deity says that pride is a sin. If that is true then you would be burning in the depths of hell right now.

  • @millierolli5131
    @millierolli5131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Title: “Bill Nye destroys Noah’s Ark”
    Me: wtf Bill fix it

    • @ripjuicewrld300
      @ripjuicewrld300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      OsamaBinThottin it must have not been that lame to caught your attention

    • @ripjuicewrld300
      @ripjuicewrld300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      OsamaBinThottin "your" lmao you shouldn't be calling anyone dumb when you don't know the difference between your and you're 💀😂

    • @sailor_artemis
      @sailor_artemis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Im the only one who found that funny.....

    • @daviddavedav
      @daviddavedav 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Faith Duruh You aren't alone

    • @Lucas-sk5lu
      @Lucas-sk5lu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hmmm.good enough. I’ll give you a like....but don’t do it again!

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    2:09 should be a meme
    "Your expectation is not met. It doesn't seem to hold up."

    • @johnnylee6435
      @johnnylee6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @exactly7788
      @exactly7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *THIS IS WHAT REDDIT HAS TRAINED ME FOR*

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no it shouldn't its just a sentence. A meme that's actually funny is something that sounds plain out ridiculous and stupid.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Hypie582 cool cool, meme officer.

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheesecakelasagna Im just saying that shouldn't be how memes work.

  • @jamesleibee890
    @jamesleibee890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    I came here to see Nye the Guy swinging a hammer at a boat. I was disappointed.

    • @irrokb4535
      @irrokb4535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Leibee same

    • @andream61
      @andream61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ideas are stronger than hammers

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andrea Mori: best comment I've seen today, thanks.

    • @CandaceSnowbunny
      @CandaceSnowbunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Still, I'd much rather be hit over the head with an ideathan with ahammer.

    • @mitzapper2
      @mitzapper2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrea Mori I’d like to see you put a hole in a wall by talking to it lol

  • @David-bg9od
    @David-bg9od 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I always thought it was supposed to be a metaphor

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      nope, Noah lands the ark, on the same day Jesus is resurrected. Month 7 day 17. the name of ARARAT means REVERSE THE CURSE, this is achieved by Jesus. 2500 years later, Jesus died Aries 14, resurrected Aries 17. Seventh month to Noah. Jesus should return for his BRIDE, at Month 1, Day 1, On Noah's timeline. That is always Libra day one. We use the method Noah would use. Not modern day calendars that drift. So that you do not celebrate a holiday in the wrong day. YOU USE THE STARS as reference. Aries day 14 to Libra one is 183 days,. always half a year. Feast of Trumpets is always half a year from Aries day 14.
      so to get the anniversary date? when the rapture should occur. First find Aries day 14. Aries constellation begins when the Sun reaches ARIES. NASA says April 18th this century, add 14 days. May 1st 2024, now add 182-183 days. half a year. and you have Month 1, Day 1, libra 1, Tishri 1, - Oct 31st-Nov 1.
      If the rapture should occur this year. It will be on Oct 31st. also called Halloween. This is not by chance.
      In 117 years. it moves, one day. to Nov 1. then after 1000 years its Nov 9th.
      So why is it at Halloween? A manipulation by the Vatican. In 1582. The sun cannot reach libra on on October 31st in this century? by natural means it would not get there till the year 3200AD? They have changed the calendar. adding ten days. Pope Gregory's change. and although we say its Oct 31st. its really Oct 21st. This is a manipulation of the calendar to suit a purpose. If left alone? the rapture would have been at Oct 21st in this century. Nothing to do with Halloween. SO its been engineered. By the Vatican. By sketchy people.
      What story will they give, the day after the rapture. Maybe some pagan reason. For billions vanishing. A new age religion? or a scientific excuse? simulation theory? they always have a excuse.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@paultimson6674 "nope, Noah lands the ark, on the same day Jesus is resurrected. Month 7 day 17.
      The ark was 2,000 years before Christ.
      The name Ararat means "mountain" or "holy ground"
      Aries is a time frame from March 21 to April 20, If we treated Aries as days per your comment, Aries 17 would be April 6th, but the resurrection of Jesus changes every year, ranging from March 20th to April 24 well before and after Aries.
      I love how you mind is like a colander, you can't recall the last lie you made up so you make up new ones.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ThyBountyHunter again - narcissist trait of parroting a person's comment back to them. its in previous message, you do not need to repeat my words. its bad manners.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@paultimson6674 Parroting, it is called quoting, it ensure you know what point in your asinine rambling I am replying to, it proper to do so to ensure the smooth fluidity of a conversation.
      It amazes me that you contend you have a University degree (which you either bought or provided special favours for), yet you cannot grasp simple things like that.
      It is not bad manners at all, because if a person sees your wall of text they are not going to waste their time reading it, so I give them a brief overview.
      However that is all you have, you can't disprove me, you just whine about me. Which is actually typical of a troubled mind. You feel your words are good enough where they are, oh what type of condition describes such a thing....oh interestingly enough Narcissism. Ironic really.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      1 - many people are not so _"discerning"_ as you are.
      2 - as a result of #1 = many people having shaped their worldview upon a fervent "desire" to assume the story as supposed literal truth + to assume themselves as supposedly correct in the aforementioned assumption = psychologically are incapable of accepting what you just noted.
      Moral: the "believers" have formed what is really _"an emotional need"_ to assume the story as true.
      Were you to take that from them = their world would come crashing down around them. It is simply too terrifying a consideration for them to accept as it would mean they were not simply "wrong" = they were duped as well........ 🤷

  • @starscraper1336
    @starscraper1336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    i can't believe he would destroy the ark and drown all the animals

    • @osirissolor4257
      @osirissolor4257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment

    • @ceddricc5909
      @ceddricc5909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why would Bill do such a thing.....

    • @jbiz1202
      @jbiz1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude for real! It's seriously so horrible

    • @Fallen-Saint
      @Fallen-Saint 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice, love that pfp

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's only drowning two of each kind, and chances are it was already an ill-fated idea because Noah put the dinosaurs on there first, causing the plywood hull (they're inexperienced builders, remember this) to snap. Nye was just doing everyone a favor.

  • @DevLunar
    @DevLunar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    I think the only good interpretation of Noah's arc that I heard was that it was not every animal and it was not the entire world flooded. It's just what people at the time perceived as the whole world and all the animals. I don't really believe that but I think it's a fair thing to say.

    • @ericmount5131
      @ericmount5131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      May The Only True King Our Lord Bless You
      And Everyone You Know For All Eternity
      In The Name of Jesus Christ .Amen.......

    • @spin.chicken
      @spin.chicken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      You would think the Bible would make things like this clear, if an all-knowing God designed the book.

    • @iferawhite7661
      @iferawhite7661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@spin.chicken Right...

    • @caldwell9-0
      @caldwell9-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Nicnicnicolas89 ok i know your being epic LOLZ sarcastic but i’m just gonna take this comment un ironically

    • @_Alex_Zer0_
      @_Alex_Zer0_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      If it was not every animal, then the time given for when the story occurred to now wouldn’t have been long enough for all the species we have now to evolve.
      However, a smaller scale floods did happen, which is likely how the original writers came up with the idea. However, this would contradict God’s plan in the Bible.
      Noah’s Ark is one of the most plot-hole laden stories in the Bible, and that’s REALLY saying something.

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    As a Christian, not upset at his points. Those are all fair arguments against the ark story. This just encourages me to look deeper into the subject.

    • @eddyeldridge7427
      @eddyeldridge7427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I, as an atheist, also encourage you to look deeper. Look up Christian counter arguments. Then secular counters to those counters. Back and forth.

    • @compilationhits1944
      @compilationhits1944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thats good people have to wake up ! Adam and eve cant be because of incest , the same with the animals it cant be that everything comes from just one couple !

    • @vali69
      @vali69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Imagine this guy coming a couple of weeks later to this comment and saying hes an atheist now.... man i did that when i lost my faith in christianity.... but i cant find my comment xD

    • @Its_shiki_time4876
      @Its_shiki_time4876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats is how its done trying to be rational and admitting a flaw in an argument

    • @rileighnhanson1529
      @rileighnhanson1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is how I became athiest

  • @Supasmartguy
    @Supasmartguy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am thoroughly sick and tired of Paul timson spamming his crap in this comment section every day. I sent in a formal report to TH-cam to delete his account for spamming and harassment.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter ปีที่แล้ว +4

      According to him the Rapture is Nov 1st, so on the second and after we will not hear from them at all. 1 week and it will be quiet around here. Those were his words as well. However he doesn't realize that he is actually do more for disbelief then belief.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThyBountyHunter
      Nah. He will return and write the same numbers and go "the Rapture will happen 1st of December!.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, i'll have to dig out the other ten accounts i made, in the past? knowing that there were nazi book burning echo chamber poison pen letter makers out there... CENSORS? don't you like a different view ? or should we all wear red like in communist nations?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paultimson6674 We will pick them out. I picked this one out first post you made after you created it. Fact is if you have to dig them out then you are admitting the rapture won't happen.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paultimson6674
      There is nothing wrong with offering a different view when you can support your position with evidence. You on the other hand throw the same numebrs at us but each time the answer is a different date! And every time you are sure that you have the right answer and Rapture will come.
      And so far you have done this at least three times...

  • @SchoolComedyThursdaychannel
    @SchoolComedyThursdaychannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    The thumbnail is of Bill impersonating one of the vultures that was on the arc

    • @thatoneguy444
      @thatoneguy444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Made my day.

    • @nab9534
      @nab9534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn you and i think the same

    • @5st4rzach
      @5st4rzach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Faxxxx lol

    • @lapusanioan4788
      @lapusanioan4788 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you ever thought that this comment is gonna bring you so many likes ??

    • @deeznoobs7421
      @deeznoobs7421 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u

  • @sanaralerx9488
    @sanaralerx9488 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Bill Nye DESTROYS Noah’s Ark
    Everyone else on the boat:

    • @ytsorf1899
      @ytsorf1899 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      woosh

    • @Light84736
      @Light84736 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's evidence of Noah's flood all around the world. The dinosaurs died because of this catastrophic flood and the fossil record and the earth's geology proves this.
      Evolution has no observable evidence and the big bang is scientifically impossible because nothing can't create everything.

    • @bloodwyvern7876
      @bloodwyvern7876 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I see one more person saying woosh I will stab my eyes out with a Lego

    • @justarandomperson979
      @justarandomperson979 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@philipk2665 except they actually founded it in a location in turkey which is said in the bible oh and to make things crazier the the bible mentioned that the euphrates river will dry in the future but it turns out it is drying rn many things are happening and those things are all mentioned in the bible

    • @urlocalstan
      @urlocalstan ปีที่แล้ว

      I remembered I found the Euphrates river thing so cool I researched about it for month and even memorized the verses that go with it it also says 3-4 fallen angels are bound under it and when the last drop drys they will kill one third of the earth but the people with a golden seal on there forehead that only the fallen angels can see

  • @codeorangefilms3674
    @codeorangefilms3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    I expected him to talk about how they would all die with no genetic diversity.

    • @ryanflanagan9624
      @ryanflanagan9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son john 3:16-18
      God's perfect Word, Jesus loves you! do you believe, are you saved? God bless and may The Holy Spirit guide you amen

    • @user-cu3ky9er7n
      @user-cu3ky9er7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@ryanflanagan9624 there's no prove of that. And will you Christian STOP using Bible Just to Say that!
      If you're A Real Christian you wouldn't use the Bible just to comment some nonsense that doesn't make sense And don't act like Some Bible Holder
      Because you're just a KID With 13!

    • @ryanflanagan9624
      @ryanflanagan9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-cu3ky9er7n Bible is God's perfect Word, ask The Holy Spirit to guide you as Jesus is The Living Word in Jesus Name we pray amen
      an ancient book with prophecies and miracles written over 1500 years 40 different authors 66 different books all working perfectly together, historically proven prophecies of hundreds even thousands of years old proved. God's perfect Word amen go read john 1 ask The Holy Spirit to guide you in Jesus Name we pray amen do you believe in Jesus, are you saved? declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead and you are saved in Jesus Name we pray amen see romans 10-11 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit as you read God's perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word in Jesus Name we pray amen Jesus forgives us our sins, if we confess our sins Jesus is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness see 1 john 1 He alone saves all He alone is God, He is The Way The Truth The Life no one comes to The Father except through Him see john 14:6-7 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit, God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you now and forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen
      so you really want to suffer for eternity? even the demons didnt want to go back see luke 8 mark 5 with God's guidance in The Holy Spirit in God's perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word heaven is paradise, no more death or mourning or sorrow or pain or crying or sin for Jesus bore them on the cross taking them away forevermore, Jesus is risen amen God bless praying for you in Jesus Name we pray amen
      come to Jesus and be transformed into a new creature, hand over you cares and anxiety to Jesus
      Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. 7 Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. 1 peter 5:6-7
      Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30 For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.” matthew 11:28-30
      Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. 7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him. john 14:6-7 of God’s perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word
      ask The Holy Spirit to guide you in Jesus Name we pray amen do you believe in Jesus, are you saved? declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead and you are saved in Jesus Name we pray amen see romans 10-11 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit as you read God's perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word in Jesus Name we pray amen Jesus forgives us our sins, if we confess our sins Jesus is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness see 1 john 1 He alone saves all He alone is God, He is The Way The Truth The Life no one comes to The Father except through Him see john 14:6-7 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit, God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you now and forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen

    • @MrDeath1123
      @MrDeath1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@ryanflanagan9624 reduplicate you balderdash do you even Perceive what's written in Authorized Version/Revised Version you juvenile And will you Demonstrate or manifest
      About this Super Entity Called God?

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ryanflanagan9624 Exodus 21 Now these are the rules that you shall set before them.2 When you buy a Hebrew slave,[a] he shall serve six years, and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing. 3 If he comes in single, he shall go out single; if he comes in married, then his wife shall go out with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out alone. 5 But if the slave plainly says, ‘I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free,’6 then his master shall bring him to God, and he shall bring him to the door or the doorpost. And his master shall bore his ear through with an awl, and he shall be his slave forever.
      7 “When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. 8 If she does not please her master, who has designated her[b] for himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He shall have no right to sell her to a foreign people, since he has broken faith with her. 9 If he designates her for his son, he shall deal with her as with a daughter. 10 If he takes another wife to himself, he shall not diminish her food, her clothing, or her marital rights. 11 And if he does not do these three things for her, she shall go out for nothing, without payment of money.
      Do you like scripture-endorsed slavery?

  • @bravetitangrizzly
    @bravetitangrizzly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It just blows my mind that there are grown adults, intelligent, smart people, who whole-heartedly believe in this obviously fictional story

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I asked ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, is the Turin Shroud 2000 years old, it said YES. i posted the full response. try reading it. If scientists cannot dismiss a cloth, after 50 years? of high intensity study. They are lacking?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@paultimson6674 Yet experts have all stated the shroud was a pigment used to paint back then, you claimed 300 papers on it but claimed it is behind a pay wall, if that is the case how can you know they are valid if you as you said didn't want to pay for it.
      I provided free peer reviewed studies showing it was not blood, all you have is whining and complaining.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ThyBountyHunter Paolo di Lazarro spent ten years making laser versions of the shroud, the scientists know its a burn. and try to copy it. The pigments you list are in the cloth, from manufacture of that cloth. they dip cloth into a dye. the image is not pigment. the cloth is dyed. we also see blood. You do not seem to understand it.
      i can buy a tshirt. dyed red. and then screen print an image onto it with another method.
      there is pigment already on the red t-shirt. The scientists know the difference. YOU BEING A DITZ, do not.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@paultimson6674 You said there were 300 papers (that would be from studies) on it proving it was blood, when faced with proving it, you instead just go off on a tangent.
      if what you said does exist provide it. Your excuse it is behind a paywall doesn't fly given you said you wouldn't pay for it, but then how can you read and see them if you never paid for it.
      I provided peer review research showing it was pigments, not blood.

    • @robertthifault4080
      @robertthifault4080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      whole-heartedly is a beautiful thing to say, thank you. I love you and those Christians you mentioned.

  • @viktorthevictor6240
    @viktorthevictor6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    It wasn't an ark, it was an arc reactor like the one that Tony Stark made in a cave. Noah used it to power up something big, but the word "reactor" was too blurry to see in the book.

    • @keith3915
      @keith3915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lukas Skrypetz Jesus implemented the same technology to escape the cave.

    • @jinwu7788
      @jinwu7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it took Jesus three days

    • @gogetyafucknshineon3690
      @gogetyafucknshineon3690 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope it was the intellegent rock dust from the big bang .Hey talking rocks.He hehhe he

    • @leifhollmann8198
      @leifhollmann8198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf is your pfp

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leifhollmann8198
      WHY IS EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT MY PROFILE PIC ALL OF A SUDDEN?? _LEAVE_

  • @presentpanic5576
    @presentpanic5576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Title: bill nye destroyes Noah’s arc
    My mind : that’s a lot of damage

    • @rogueanuerz
      @rogueanuerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      let's seal with *FLEK TEP*

    • @entropy7888
      @entropy7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Christians: *surprized pikachu*

    • @TeeVill
      @TeeVill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew was debunking the ark but destroying it lol

    • @christianworkman8108
      @christianworkman8108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He doesnt destroy anything, if there werent pictures of zepplins, wed never believe they existed

    • @claudespeed277
      @claudespeed277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what my favorite utuber whybeare says alot

  • @ledhicks
    @ledhicks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    I'm still curious about the 2 anteaters and 2 ants dilemma on the Ark!

    • @kelman727
      @kelman727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Søren Elliott
      Personally, it's the woodworm I'm bothered about.

    • @sandycoins1266
      @sandycoins1266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Søren Elliott xD

    • @jarlsterra
      @jarlsterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      kelman727 or the carpenter ants, or termites

    • @soldierofjesus6622
      @soldierofjesus6622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Why? God made the animals come to the ark (Genesis 7:9), is it too much more to believe that he prevented them from eating each other while on it? It wasn't until Noah got off the ark that God made meat-eating lawful (Genesis 9:3). Before that, all animals were vegetarian (Genesis 1:30). So come up with a better excuse to not believe God's word because that one just plain sucks!

    • @jarlsterra
      @jarlsterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      SOLDIER OF JESUS wow of course the Christian uses the bible as proof, how about I write god doesn't exist over and over and use that as my proof. Find some real evidence of anything you just said or get out, and I mean evidence in the real world

  • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
    @FlandiddlyandersFRS 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Bill Nye also destroys creationist's egos. ✔️

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      dream on Flanders. People don't even know who he is outside of the USA. He's a sub par minor celeb.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@paultimson6674 Are you not outside the US, yes as I recall you keep bragging about being in Scotland, which is outside the US and you know who he is.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@ThyBountyHunter
      🤷‍♂️

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@paultimson6674
      I keep trying to assure myself that your stupidity couldn't get any worse - then you post a comment like that

  • @cooperwhite2732
    @cooperwhite2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Bill just salty he doesn’t have the cheat codes Noah used

    • @arvinmathew6684
      @arvinmathew6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jesus Christ is returning. Repent (turn around from your ungodly ways) and believe the Gospel. For
      God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes
      in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

    • @CoolStory543
      @CoolStory543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@arvinmathew6684 Amen!

    • @GameChanger597
      @GameChanger597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just as there are videos where scientists deny the ark existed, there are twice as many videos that prove the arc was indeed built, could not be capsized in the waters, and was already found on Mount Sinai in Turkey many years ago. People all over the world have done videos of visiting the ark and took pictures and share evidence of finding nails, animal fur, petrified animal dung, and petrified wood consistent with the wood that God told Noah to use in the bible. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Bill Nye doesn't actually believe the ark never existed, he just wished it didn't.

    • @knighthunteroi
      @knighthunteroi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s refreshing to see y’all here

    • @knighthunteroi
      @knighthunteroi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you can read through the comments here. I’m starting to believe this world has a demonic infestation. they are all running on a single hive mind

  • @hugar3499
    @hugar3499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Oh boy this is gonna be a fun comment war to see
    *Grabs popcorn*

    • @jadeimingan184
      @jadeimingan184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll get my favorite BIG soda POP, with a BURGERS at the wendies and the bestest shake I can Find

    • @jadenn.hernandez7784
      @jadenn.hernandez7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stfu 😑

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Idk, I feel like humanity had enough time to get over the discussion on the possibilty of a magical sky daddy existing

    • @jadenn.hernandez7784
      @jadenn.hernandez7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Filipe Dias must....not...be....triggered **twitches**

    • @entropy7888
      @entropy7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t know you, but I already love your attitude.

  • @pleasecomebackjessica
    @pleasecomebackjessica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Yeah, but still doesn’t explain where my dad went.

    • @ys_1085
      @ys_1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He went Australia bro I’m with him rn

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ys_1085 No that’s incorrect, everyone knows Australia isn’t real!

    • @i_hart_camo1829
      @i_hart_camo1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He went to the cigarette store to get milk

    • @biizham9154
      @biizham9154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um considering this comment and your username, I'm quiet frankly worried for you.

    • @ryantheguy418
      @ryantheguy418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He went to a galaxy far far away

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    And another of SAUL's dates goes by without anything happening...
    SAUL has had a 0/5 accuracy so far.

  • @profesitter-rohl4159
    @profesitter-rohl4159 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    I want to know which poor sod on the ark ended up with the tapeworms and threadworms

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Profes Itter-Rohl Not to mention syphilis and gonorrhea!

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ExtantFrodo2 Ahhhh so syphlis and gonorhea MUST have been borne over the waters from the time before the flood. It is impossible for them to have appeared post flood right?
      Thats just common sense.

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      hetchiballi
      You either accept evolution or you don't. Which is it?

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ExtantFrodo2 "accept"? perfect! an apt term.
      i presume you 'accept' evolution.
      May i ask, Why?

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      hetchiballi
      Because
      A) All the evidence supports it having occurred,
      B) The theory makes perfectly logical & sound sense.
      C) We are able to use the theory to make accurate predictions.

  • @Pierrot110194
    @Pierrot110194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Sadly, every one knows what creationists are going to retort: "God helped!" And there go all your perfectly reasonable arguments, bouncing off the indestructible shield of narrow-mindedness and ignorance formed by belief of extremists.

    • @Pierrot110194
      @Pierrot110194 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** No, not quite. I'm not saying children aren't being influenced by their teachers but still their parents play a way bigger role in modeling their children's worldview. There is nothing you can do about what they are being told by their parents, I know. But the more people are being brainwashed by people like our friend Ken Ham here, the more parents there will be who will try to teach their children utter nonsense and ignorance.

    • @Dreygar
      @Dreygar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Peter Pepper
      There in lies the problem religious folks have with education. They want to instill their religious views on their impressionable children but the minute they go to school, those views are put into question. That's why they want religion to be taught in classrooms to basically enforce the teachings of the parent.

    • @Pierrot110194
      @Pierrot110194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** It's easy to see oneself as a 'chosen one' while it's hard to accept the insignificance of one's life.
      By the way, it is better to try to explain the origin of our universe with scientific facts while admitting that not everything is being understood yet, than to make something up! Or are you implying that your children should just make up their own mathematics at school if they just don't seem to understand the problems they are presented? 2 + x = 4 "I can't solve it after trying for 2 minutes, I declare x = 3!" I'm sorry, reality doesn't work that way.

    • @noquarteratall780
      @noquarteratall780 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter Pepper I actually think people like Ken Ham are doing Atheism a favor in the long run. Having someone spouting such bs all the time instead of trying to roll with the punches science delivers like the moderates do forces the moderates to see the ridiculous things that the book says and be forced to be dishonest with themselves to maintain their beliefs.

    • @noquarteratall780
      @noquarteratall780 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I don't for a second believe your conspiracy theory. Also Ham has no need to make up ridiculous claims about the Bible when there are so many in it. You see I wouldn't have commented if I had not read the book myself.

  • @kokoheeii
    @kokoheeii ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    My favorite part was when Bill said "it's destroyin' time" and destroyed all over Noah's ark

    • @bee..nah78
      @bee..nah78 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      christians will come at this and say it's out of context, howww

    • @Light84736
      @Light84736 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's evidence of Noah's flood all around the world. Dinosaurs were killed because of a catastrophic flood and the fossil record and the earth's geology proves this.

    • @certifiedgamerentertainmen579
      @certifiedgamerentertainmen579 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are a legend for making a Morbius refrence

    • @Light84736
      @Light84736 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bee..nah78 There's evidence of Noah's flood all around the world. Dinosaurs were killed because of a catastrophic flood and the fossil record and the earth's geology proves this.

    • @haydenk6459
      @haydenk6459 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @twilyyyy my favorite

  • @saucegotti9416
    @saucegotti9416 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    So many things wrong with this story. A family building a boat that big would take so long just to get the wood yet alone build the boat. Round up 2 of every animal which also could take a few lifetimes. What about dogs. Like 2 of every dog breed? That alone is like 800 dogs. Then the whole world flooding would be hard to believe bc the water would need to rise so much which it isn’t like we got unlimited water to keep filling the ocean. Then my biggest concern is the amount of food for every thing would need. Which would bring like 4 or 5 of those boats.

    • @LOosth
      @LOosth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I wonder why they didn't freeze, I mean, above 8 thousand meters of altitude the cold is extremely intense. It is not known exactly how high the waters rose, but in the bible it says that the waters covered all the high mountains below the sky, Mount Everest is just over 8 thousand meters...

    • @Çerūlean9007
      @Çerūlean9007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It says it took him like 50 years or something like that to build. Also, scientists agree, all dogs descend from wolves. There was just the original wolves on the ark that had become subspecies of wolves and dogs through the process of natural selection. There was nowhere near as many animals on the ark, that naysayers like to say. No polar bears at that time. I've been getting answered prayers for over 6 years with witnesses on some, including a healing miracle, following biblical instructions.

    • @33bigtoe
      @33bigtoe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This story proves that you can do all things in God. God created the earth and all things in it. Compared to all of that Creating a boat is child’s play.
      Seems to me that Bill Nyes biggest issue is he is thinking his intelligence and thought pattern is in the same level as Jesus.
      NBL

    • @CitadelExposed-ex8uv
      @CitadelExposed-ex8uv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wrong with the story 🤡 you’re too dense to listen to CS Lewis I guess

    • @LOosth
      @LOosth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@33bigtoe But it wasn't God who built the ark, it was Noah himself and his family 🤡

  • @DestruKCtor
    @DestruKCtor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    Frankly it astounds me that this is even subject to debate. What is going on? Wasting energy trying to prove fairy tales are fairy tales? Really? It's beyond belief.

    • @TheDailyConversation
      @TheDailyConversation  9 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Tuomas Kohvakka It is astounding from the perspective of an educated, open-minded person, but there are unfortunately plenty of people who still believe these religious fairy tales around the world. If Nye can even get a few people to think critically about their religion, then it's not wasted energy.

    • @larsulleberg7125
      @larsulleberg7125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tuomas Kohvakka im baffled! like WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS???? this is stupidity beyond anything

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Talk to Bill Nye, he brought it up.

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lars Ulleberg I think your comment illustrates the difference between the intellectual atheist who simply does not believe in God, which category you represent. And the 'true-believer evangelical cult atheist' who us driven to attack the beliefs of civilised law-abiding God-believers, which category Bill Nye falls into.

    • @jprest13
      @jprest13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tuomas Kohvakka
      Frankly it baffles me that science is being perverted so awfully. Bill Nye is great at using words, but for those who aren't so subservient to his self worship, his arguments are clearly designed to be deceptive and misleading.
      Making a claim such as find this in the grand canyon. which leads the blind masses to worship him and not question if it has not already been found there or elsewhere... Then of course when it is found the same foolish tactics are used to deny it.

  • @Matthew_Robert_Hunt
    @Matthew_Robert_Hunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Nobody:
    Bill Nye: Consider the following..

  • @sbrstrkkdw
    @sbrstrkkdw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "Bill Nye Destroys Noah's Ark"
    SO I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

    • @Zanta100
      @Zanta100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well he did went to the ark encounter
      sadly they took his saw from him before he could start...

    • @aggabus
      @aggabus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy boy: i came i jawed i floundered.

    • @archiefromuno
      @archiefromuno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @xx-doomripper-xx3249
      @xx-doomripper-xx3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “ILL TAKE YOUR EnTiRe StOcK”

  • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
    @FlandiddlyandersFRS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Even if the alleged Shroud does turn out to be old (it's not) and the image is that of a human being (it's not), how do you know it's this alleged "Jesus" character?

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      two roman coins on his eyes, circa 32AD. scars exactly as described. Syrian cloth, an expensive cloth, triple weave. Joseph Of Arimathea, could afford it. dust on knees and hands, where he fell, carrying the cross. pollens from Israel. Preserved.
      Try watching a documentary Neddy.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@paultimson6674 "Two Roman coins on his eyes" because it is a model SAUL. Coins were used for eyes because they can't draw eyes perfectly. As I said, they were painted and drawn. No historical and forensic significance of jesus's presence on the shroud.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FatKat911 That's insane? the eyes are closed. The JEws would not put coins on them. This is the Roman soldiers who sealed up the tomb. As i said, you do not add unnecessary details. like adding stuff that should not be there? Your LOGIC GENE, is bent. Nobody in the 14th century would know about ROMAN COINS? dust? pollens? its all unnecessary touches. Do you understand anything. You are lying to YOURSELF. for what reason? to avoid HAPPINESS. to avoid heaven.To reinforce your twisted life choices. you deny the TRUTH to escape JESUS. its like a German soldier who is told to protect the fatherland. the enemy is behind you. Not in front. You are your own enemy. Nobody else is out to get you. You manage it all yourself.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@paultimson6674 What you said has nothing to do with the shroud. It seems I broke your composure with that pathetic essay you wrote above my reply.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FlandiddlyandersFRS check with your doctor Neddy, a stroke is serious.

  • @michaelrose93
    @michaelrose93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Everyone always misses one of the most invincible arguments against the Ark. Lemurs. They only live on the island of Madagascar, so there was no way for them to reach the ark. Or what about flightless birds, like the Dodo, or the Kakapo. How did *_they_* get to the Ark? No one even bothers to debate about the insects either. . .

    • @bungalobill7941
      @bungalobill7941 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** All points in relation to that are moot sense the flood was localized. Local flood local animals. The Hebrew word translated earth is "Erets" which in the context of the story means land not earth,. The land of Noah suffered a flood, not the earth of Noah. The focal point of the story is the land of Noah.

    • @michaelrose93
      @michaelrose93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Bungalo Bill Yes, the word meant land or ground, as the Jews had no concept of "The Earth" as a planet. The statement "And the LORD said, "I will wipe this human race I have created from the face of the earth. Yes, and I will destroy every living thing--all the people, the large animals, the small animals that scurry along the ground, and even the birds of the sky. I am sorry I ever made them." < is pretty specific. God wishes to destroy all life on earth.

    • @bungalobill7941
      @bungalobill7941 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +michaelrose93 You are trying to read into the text, fist off the animals are not mentioned in the idea that God was some how sorry he made the animals.
      The implying that God was sorry that he made man is simply trying to apply a human emotion to God, this is not even found in the text, it simply is referencing that God made them and that now he was going to destroy them, and the reality of wide spread continual evil among them was the reason. And actually the broader reason of maintaining a bloodline.
      The destruction of noahs flood is closely related to the destruction of sodom, a certain area had become nothing but evil and was a direct threat to certain people that were of central importance to Gods greater plan.

    • @bungalobill7941
      @bungalobill7941 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +michaelrose93 This commentator puts it pretty well "By language suited to our nature and experience, he is described as about to alter his visible procedure towards mankind" God described throughout the Bible in human terms is mans attempt to relate to God in human terms.
      The context of the story is Noah, his family, his land, and the people who occupied it, not the whole earth. Just plain common sense tells you that. Destroying all animal life all over the earth just doesn't fit, it would be as if Gods main problem was with the animal life because it would have suffered the greatest destruction.
      Applying a worldwide modern frame of reference to the story is dishonest to the context of the story.
      And he didn't have a problem with the fish because the land of Noah did not encompass the oceans of the world.

    • @michaelrose93
      @michaelrose93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bungalo Bill First off, no one agrees with your interpretation, at least no one I've ever heard speak on the subject, but let's pretend. A localized flood of such magnitude that it submerged Mt. Ararat would be physically impossible. The water supposedly took 5 months to 'subside'. HOW? It's not like the Middle East is a water basin. Unless the flood were actually worldwide, it would be impossible for the water to rise so high, and equally impossible for it to remain at that height for 5 months.
      Then again, the math is all wrong when one calculates how much water it would've taken to cover Mt. Ararat in the first place. Mt. Ararat is 16,854' tall, so (to make things easier on God here) let's say the water rose only 17,000 feet in the 40 days that it fell. That comes out to 425 feet per day, or 17 feet per hour!
      To put this in perspective, the heaviest rainfall ever recorded was a one hour burst that dumped 12 inches...
      wmo.asu.edu/world-greatest-sixty-minute-one-hour-rainfall
      Pretty incredible, but to get up to Biblical proportions, it would have been 17 times more volume for 960 times as long!
      Rainfall that hard would be like getting sprayed with a hose. Mt. Ararat would've washed away and the Ark would have been completely flooded, as would anything short of a submarine. All the rooms would have filled up with water.
      On land, most of the animals and people would probably suffocate standing up, even before they were submerged, by the sheer volume of water coming down. 40 days would be completely unnecessary, a single day would do the trick.
      But of course, we're talking GOD so He's gonna do things on a grand scale, right?
      What a clumsy method though. He could've just wished them off the face of the planet, or caused them to drop dead. But God seems to love these garish displays for some reason.
      So to get rid of all the water "God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged" < A wind? Oh, sure, that will do the trick.
      Afterwards, once again, God was -sorry- er, um, had second thoughts about what He did, and decides not to do it again.
      So, He alters the laws of physics and creates *_refraction_* and all of a sudden, rainbows happen! Yippee!
      However, refraction not only causes rainbows to happen, it's also what *makes eyesight possible.* You can't have one without the other.
      hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/vision/rfreye.html
      Just another hole in this holy story. . .
      Oh, by the way, Jesus and his disciples were *_FISHERMEN_* which means that fish were very much a part of the "land of Noah," contrary to your strange assertion.
      Mammals, reptiles, insects and birds - *bad*.
      Fishes are good though. God likes fish.

  • @Brush421
    @Brush421 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    i can't believe Bill Nye killed two of every animal and doomed the earth i love this guy

    • @badideass
      @badideass ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What? Lol

    • @badideass
      @badideass ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Brush421 Noah's ark is just a fictional story.
      2 of every animal would lead to extinction of all those animals

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@badideass i don't care. it was a joke my man. and that was the point of the joke

    • @badideass
      @badideass ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Brush421 I know :D

    • @badideass
      @badideass ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Brush421 I think hardcore delusionals will say it was more than 2 of each animal lol.. just adds to the silliness

  • @adecentdelinquent8986
    @adecentdelinquent8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    And then god said:Yo Noah I'm gonna reset the world, do a backup of the data.

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "and then bang, I delete all the baby humans and baby animals in the entire world by drowning them, a bit harsh, ya say? So don't cross me"

    • @adecentdelinquent8986
      @adecentdelinquent8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ergonomover he could've deleted their memories and replaced it with some memories that make them believe in him but apparently god's iq is 8

    • @rrestoring_faith
      @rrestoring_faith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noah:
      I'M a BETA tester. This is completely unfair to have us playing for so long and resetting my progress. I want a refund.

    • @sethjansson5652
      @sethjansson5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adecentdelinquent8986 God have man freewill

    • @earthterra8546
      @earthterra8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

  • @riffgroove
    @riffgroove 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "You can tell the story of Noah's Ark to an 8 year old, mentally handicapped kid, and he would have a few questions for you afterwards."
    - Joe Rogan.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      tell the same kid about atoms

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@paultimson6674 As opposed to Noah's Ark, atoms actually exist.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@riffgroove So does the ark. Its in a mound the same size as the ark. Its been scanned and timbers, a lattice of timbers are in that mound. scans online, from 2017 - John Larson. now there should only be MUD. but timbers are up there. Josephus recorded the ark in the 1st century as being at Ararat. People were snapping bits off it and keeping it as trophies. You have 4000 year old tablets discovered at Ararat. detailing the story. You have the oldest winery in the world there. Noah was a drinker. Fermented pomegranates. oldest pair of leather shoes. and so on. there is a vast amount of artefacts retrieved. Which you ignore. Noah opens the ark at Tishri 1, that is month 1, day 1, the Jews call it Yom Teruah. that is likely to be the rapture day. i calculate it to be LIBRA one. Tishri is always LIBRA one. in any century. So the rapture will occur in a year in our last decade, at Halloween-ALL SAINTS DAY. the CHURCH ends. we leave earth. The SAINTS continue on earth. Those saints are all pagans today, like YOU. You might defect to our side. AFTER we disappear. When the dead all rise. The resurrection gives you proof of god. You cannot see an atom with your eyes? but You will see the dead rise. What will you do if the dead rise? will you then believe. and defect? Or make an excuse.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@paultimson6674 Knowledge of "atoms" requires knowledge of = science...... Conversely the Bible is written at a level consistent with = _"Goodnight Moon."_
      Aside from proper names associated with past cultures and some archaic terms there is nothing in the Bible a 8 year old could not understand - it reflects that level of intellect......

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@varyolla435 your estimation of the bible is DOLT LEVEL. You are a DOLT. Who does not see that Hebrew and Greek are multi level languages. so you get the TRIBULATION. its YOUR FAULT that you are a dolt. Don't say God left you on earth, when it happens, its all YOU.

  • @3rdGenCamaroGirl
    @3rdGenCamaroGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    “HoW wErE tHeRe TeRmItEs On A wOoDeN bOaT?” It’s quite simple. They started the keto diet. Wood isn’t keto, therefore they didn’t eat it.

    • @olwethukhumalo5816
      @olwethukhumalo5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @eogg25
      @eogg25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know much about boat building but can you imagine, living were they were and finding enough of the type and size of trees they needed to build that boat with and using hand tools to cut it. the weight of the wood would be tremendous. they only had a few people to build it but of course, maybe they hired a ship builder and did not mention him.

    • @feelsbaronman8044
      @feelsbaronman8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius

    • @Miyamoto_Jim
      @Miyamoto_Jim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol land animals not insects were taken

    • @GeometryDashDyno
      @GeometryDashDyno 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment changed my life.

  • @Deyrecord
    @Deyrecord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Love that the ad for this video is a bible college lols

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get ad blocking add-ons.

    • @eascide
      @eascide 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colin12475 mobile TH-cam 😔

    • @Dev-zd3rx
      @Dev-zd3rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bible college? 😂😂😂 what is a bible college.......??

    • @Deyrecord
      @Deyrecord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      America's Team the ad is literally called “reformation bible college”

    • @Dev-zd3rx
      @Dev-zd3rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deyrecord hmmm never heard of it

  • @filipcolumbeanu5447
    @filipcolumbeanu5447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Next Debate: Are the Marvel movies real and why hasn't anyone discovered Wakanda yet?

    • @sheevpalpatine9253
      @sheevpalpatine9253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      thank you sir, this comment made my day

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Reminds me of the weak argument that some Christians provide, saying that the Bible’s tales are true since their setting is real. I ask them, if Peter Parker lived in New York, and New York is a real place, does that make Spider-Man a true story?

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 why did you use DC? Peter Parker already lives in New York, which is a real place, so just go with that

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jaimelannister1797 By DC I referred to Washington DC

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 yeah I know you were referring to Washington DC. I was just wondering why you based your argument on the premise of Peter Parker living in DC. The character already lives in NYC, a real city, so you could’ve just used that for your argument instead. Of course it really makes no difference. I was just curious

  • @ChudsQQQQn
    @ChudsQQQQn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I love how 90% of the comments from creationists didnt even watch the video, they just resort to whining in the comments, fear mongering, insults, or manufactured fraudulent evidence.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I doubt they understood anything Bill Nye said anyway.
      He used big words.

    • @Supasmartguy
      @Supasmartguy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's the only thing creationists ever do.

    • @reesechapin6
      @reesechapin6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can nothing create something?

    • @ChudsQQQQn
      @ChudsQQQQn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @reesechapin6 should be asking you that. You believe God created everything yet you also believe he is creatorless.

    • @zecariastecle7586
      @zecariastecle7586 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Enlighten me on how you know the percentage of people that did and didn't watch the video please.