How BIG Would NOAH'S ARK Actually Need To Be?!

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  • There’s a flood coming and we need to save life on Earth!! How BIG would a vessel need to be to ensure the future of every kind of animal in the world?! / debunked Please check out our Patreon page to help us increase to 2 videos per month! As well as a whole host of rewards and exclusive treats!
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    Would Noah’s Ark have been enough? Would it have even floated or functioned as a sea vessel?
    Coming at it from a scientific and historical perspective we investigate the feasibility of such a ship and how it all translates to real world physics.
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  • @DebunkedOfficial
    @DebunkedOfficial  ปีที่แล้ว +72

    What's The LARGEST STRUCTURE In The World? 🤔 th-cam.com/video/SihcUMXu-wA/w-d-xo.html 🏗

    • @Beltesha
      @Beltesha ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well scientifically it would be impossible. but god can makes miracle. god can just make a portal to another dimension on the ark's gate, so that when the animals goes inside, they actually goes to bigger place. as for the food, when jesus on earth, he fed 5000+ people with just 2 piece of bread and 3 fishes.

    • @Mike_Rottchburns
      @Mike_Rottchburns ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your mom

    • @Mike_Rottchburns
      @Mike_Rottchburns ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Beltesha does that mean god can make it so 1 + 1 = 4? If he can defy science with miracles, can he defy math as well?

    • @PJRayment
      @PJRayment ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The biggest problem with this Noah's Ark video is that it fails to address the arguments of the scientists who have shown that it can work. In particular, there is the peer-reviewed paper "Safety investigation of Noah's Ark in a seaway", and the comprehensive book "Noah's Ark: A Feasibility Study".
      If you fail to address the best arguments for the ark, you're just being intellectually lazy.

    • @mhughes1160
      @mhughes1160 ปีที่แล้ว

      The science and numbers in this video are bull crap 💩.

  • @Bl4ckDrg0n
    @Bl4ckDrg0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5111

    Duh, of course they were kept in pokéballs!

    • @DebunkedOfficial
      @DebunkedOfficial  2 ปีที่แล้ว +708

      😆 very resourceful

    • @Morningstar_37
      @Morningstar_37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Wait can you put animals in Pokeballs?

    • @tritrios
      @tritrios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Yeah,now everything make sense 🤣🤣

    • @capueanjoulis
      @capueanjoulis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@Morningstar_37 first u have to fight it

    • @koganboss4874
      @koganboss4874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Still not enough space. Even for pokeballs XD

  • @khumokwezimashapa2245
    @khumokwezimashapa2245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    Noah: *Loads 2 of each animal*
    Poison dart frogs: It's time to start the massacre

    • @nightfury7519
      @nightfury7519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This needs more likes

    • @jujuUK68
      @jujuUK68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Then the elephant sat down and crisis was averted, until someone asked if the Woodpeckers had been seen recently?

    • @404Dannyboy
      @404Dannyboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@jujuUK68 The only animal that really enjoyed the cruise was the dung beetle.

    • @coronavirusisacommunistchi845
      @coronavirusisacommunistchi845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Look at the Pacific Garbage Patch - 1.6 million square kilometers of 50-100 years of human garbage floating in the middle of the Pacific today.
      In a Great Flood, hundreds of years of drift wood and vegetal matter on the bottom of the Earths Virgin forests would all float.
      The natural water currents would bring all the floating matter together.
      Just like today’s Pacific Garbage Patch which is half the size of India or Staten Island.
      More than enough room to support entire ecosystems of large land dwelling animals.
      And the animals themselves would instinctually find the dry land as the Earth flooded up.
      They’d all start climbing mountains and floating matter would clump around the mountains
      If the Great Flood happened, this is exactly what would happen.

    • @IAG369
      @IAG369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And they loaded the sea animals when the ark was afloat...

  • @Mars-ev7qg
    @Mars-ev7qg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +383

    According to the Bible, the ark only had one window. This means that methane from the animal waste would quickly build up inside the ark. Since torches and candles would have been the only possible light sources known in biblical times, the methane would quickly find an ignition source and cause a massive explosion.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      And not to forget, that because it had only one window, you would literally get CO poisoned by hours :D

    • @Mars-ev7qg
      @Mars-ev7qg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @acmenipponair that is absolutely true. Today, I learned that Ken Ham had to install a massive HVAC system at his laughable ark park just so people wouldn't die from carbon dioxide poisoning. He went to great lengths to hide this fact, but the truth couldn't help but come out. It always does.

    • @aurorafrost288
      @aurorafrost288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      And according to the myth, God sealed the Ark once all were aboard, that would have included the single window. Everyone would have died of asphyxiation before the rain even started falling.

    • @justinfowler2857
      @justinfowler2857 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Mmmm. Barbeque. 😋

    • @ninkstheultimate3376
      @ninkstheultimate3376 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      A window is not the only means of ventilation.

  • @Mars-ev7qg
    @Mars-ev7qg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    A few years ago, Ken Ham's phony ark actually filed an insurance claim for flood damage. 🤣

    • @daniellymanmoore7517
      @daniellymanmoore7517 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      His ark is attached to the ground.

    • @njhoepner
      @njhoepner 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@daniellymanmoore7517 And even with that it gets damaged by rain every year. Imagine that.

    • @CarloAldo
      @CarloAldo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Does the policy include 'Acts of God'?

    • @bobbyknight3589
      @bobbyknight3589 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@CarloAldo😂😂😂 omg 😰😳 no you just didn't

    • @nitro662raw8
      @nitro662raw8 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StormerSage
    @StormerSage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    Noah: Loads two of every animal onto a wooden ship
    The termites: *Now it's time to get funky*

    • @mecca777
      @mecca777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nickl5658
      @nickl5658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Or wood boring worms.

    • @Dragonlord826
      @Dragonlord826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@nickl5658 woodpeckers finna go sick

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Also, beavers can't swim indefinitely.

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I don't think two termites are going to do much. Then again, good luck finding just two.

  • @WooHooLadttv
    @WooHooLadttv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    The shit and piss would alone sink the damn ship lmao.

    • @Whale-gj7pd
      @Whale-gj7pd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      O H .

    • @mender722
      @mender722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Sinking would be secondary to everyone being asphyxiated due to methane from all the "shit and piss". it's an absurd story.

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Shit and piss serving

    • @dale116dot7
      @dale116dot7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@mender722 As well as the ammonia.

    • @millantronni3242
      @millantronni3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And the volume of the needed ark did not count for the corridors for the 8 guys serving those millions of animals and channels for shit and piss.
      Let alone going back and forth the other boats to get food.
      Perhaps kenny in kentucky have figured it out.

  • @krumba100
    @krumba100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    You forgot the service paths between the animal cages. If you want to feed them you need access to every cage and that is considerable amount of empty space.

    • @Shawn-yp9ic
      @Shawn-yp9ic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yup, and a thousand other things stored like electric toothbrushes, game consoles, external hard drives, would of been easy navigating from the Middle East, paddling by hand, to every continent dropping native species with instructions to paddle in place until the water drained (to where?) from the entire surface.And back exactly where he started! Amazing! And if you don't believe it just read the bible, he admits to MASS murder, but he loves us.

    • @connorallgood0922
      @connorallgood0922 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Which he mentioned they had plenty of room for...

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Not to mention that you need to be able to load the animals, which contributes considerably to how big that needs to be.

    • @Defender78
      @Defender78 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      the Ark had no skylights or vents for airflow.
      How about animal poop management?

    • @ModernGentleman
      @ModernGentleman หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Defender78well, magic, of course

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    This doesn't include the amount of fresh water needed to keep all the animals alive.
    Oh, and the collective heat and humidity from that many vertebrates in such close quarters within an insulated space (the wooden vessel) would probably cause a lot of heat stroke before long. Remember, humans are one of the only animals that sweat.
    Also, the sheer amount of accumulated urine and scat that would be deposited every day would be too much for Noah and his family to clean up. This would result in the waste piling up, increasing the change of disease and infection for much of the ark's denizens. The urine would saturate the place with so much ammonia by the end of the voyage, that much of the animals would have died from ammonia poisoning or asphyxiation.
    Even under the most generous conditions, the ark wouldn't work by far.

    • @jenniferhart559
      @jenniferhart559 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ... and methane gas from their digestive processes
      🐂💨

    • @brabanthallen
      @brabanthallen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      There are so many problems, irreconcilable problems with the flood/ark story. Supposedly, the ark was afloat for 150 days. So you have all the issues with space, food and water storage, waste removal, methane buildup, etc., but what about after the ark lands? How was food and water supplied for those gazillions of animals? The vegetation needed to feed the ruminant animals would taken AT LEAST an entire season to grow, not even taking into consideration the problem with the salinization of ALL the land. After landing, what did all the predators eat? It's just problem after problem with this entire story, start to finish.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Not only that, but how do you feed all the carnivores like lions, tigers, etc. on the ark for 150 days or more?

    • @OnASeasideMission
      @OnASeasideMission 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@dx1450According to Sheldon's mom, they fed on the drowned bodies of heathens.
      🤪

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wow! Sounds like you are trying to treat it as real. Science and religion don't mix. (Well, they do, but don't taste very good...)🤢

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2267

    Noah having an entire fleet of ships sounds cooler than having one ark.

    • @curious5887
      @curious5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      and more logical

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@curious5887 Admiral Noah

    • @hexaltheninjawow9531
      @hexaltheninjawow9531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@thesupersonicstig ADMIRAL! Satan sent FUCKIN’ DEMON PIRATES

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@hexaltheninjawow9531 Finally, a fuckin’ challenge…

    • @GangsterGamer_YT
      @GangsterGamer_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well what if he had a fleet of arks?

  • @johnvane5240
    @johnvane5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    And Noah said to the kangaroos, “Stop f-ing hopping around or I’ll drop you off in Australia with all the snakes, spiders, crocodiles, and dinosaur birds”.

    • @peacefullolvitp7893
      @peacefullolvitp7893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well the earth is flooded soooo.

    • @user-fp7bn5dg6q
      @user-fp7bn5dg6q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmaoo

    • @theman3274
      @theman3274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@peacefullolvitp7893 Australia is upside down it wasn't affected by the flood

    • @oxcart4172
      @oxcart4172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks. That explains a lot!😂😂

    • @davidtaylor4975
      @davidtaylor4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And so it came to pass...

  • @thomfiel
    @thomfiel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Here's another problem: Many animals require a specialized environment, such as the huge tropical trees, swamps, deep caves, extremely hot or cold places, and so on. They often require specialized diets. How did Noah procure all the foods that they needed?
    Moreover, after the Great Flood, all plant life on the former land surface of Earth would be obliterated forever. The soil would be totally saturated with salt from the sea water, so it would be impossible to grow anything there.
    Noah would have to gather up not just all the animals, but the plants that many of them require to live. Can you imagine him transplanting giant sequoia trees aboard the Ark?

    • @harveywabbit9541
      @harveywabbit9541 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The great flood is the rainy season of five months and is found in Rev. 9.5.

    • @connorallgood0922
      @connorallgood0922 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh please tell em you are joking, the implicaations of your IQ if not are severely bad. You want to claim that a supernatural event has to have only natural events? That is just absurd, and now I see why it tends to be the people who do not think for themselves and who do not look and evidence, and who do not do reaserch are always the atheist.

    • @nope19568
      @nope19568 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      deadass saw an apologist say "well maybe the water wasnt salty back then😊" the other day and it made me wanna cry lmao

    • @drlegendre
      @drlegendre หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Not only do Koalas feed (almost) exclusively on eucalyptus leaves, they will only eat them as they are freshly stripped from the branches that bear them.
      So Noah would have needed live, growing eucalyptus trees on board the Ark. The deeper you go, the sillier this story becomes.

    • @connorallgood0922
      @connorallgood0922 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@drlegendre I think what's silly is you taking a story, which if it is true, which is waht your comment here would be implying to be needed, then you're saying a God that can create enough water to flood the entire Earth can't create leaves? I'm sorry, but that logic just isn't logically making sense.

  • @AveragePicker
    @AveragePicker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    I always wondered where all the wood came from, and who let him get away with it. You'd think if you had a neighbor and he'd clear cut one square mile of forest and showed no sign of stopping, you might confront him about it. Whoever was selling him the axes must have made a fortune.

    • @TheMajesticSeaPancake
      @TheMajesticSeaPancake 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Well they might have made a fortune but wouldn't have had long to spend it

    • @thomasmaughan4798
      @thomasmaughan4798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Now you know why the land around the Euphrates river is so barren of trees.

    • @aventicks718
      @aventicks718 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@TheMajesticSeaPancake If the flood actually happened, which it didn't.

    • @TheMajesticSeaPancake
      @TheMajesticSeaPancake 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@aventicks718 and to think i almost got away with not having to explain that I don't believe it.

    • @user-rl8hf8kt1r
      @user-rl8hf8kt1r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@aventicks718
      there are scientific evidence of a ancient mega flood

  • @Dallas-Nyberg
    @Dallas-Nyberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    ...and, as one unicorn said to the other - "Damn..we missed it... oh well, there will be another boat" - the dinosaurs agreed with the unicorn and they waited together.

    • @rickro2878
      @rickro2878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Then the mammoths joined in; saying; "Hey wasn't there supposed to be a boat here?" And they waited too..

    • @OpalineAndTheBean
      @OpalineAndTheBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😩😩😩

    • @AlDunbar
      @AlDunbar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LOL, as if the animals boarded willingly. I'm not sure that Noah would even know about animals not native to his part of the world, or where he could go looking for some.

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if there was a god noahs ark would be possible

    • @Dallas-Nyberg
      @Dallas-Nyberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh good... I'll let the unicorns know, they will be pleased.

  • @p.c.windhamparanormalroman4339
    @p.c.windhamparanormalroman4339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    From the Big Bang Theory:
    Sheldon: "What did they feed the lions mom?"
    Sheldon's Mom: "The bodies of drowned sinners."

    • @ancapeancape9829
      @ancapeancape9829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      We don't even need a boat this way! Just bring enough ropes and we got ourselves the biggest raft made of corpses

    • @dagdbot83
      @dagdbot83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ancapeancape9829 sounds like a great idea ngl

    • @gammatheprotobean1541
      @gammatheprotobean1541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ancapeancape9829 thats so fucked up but i cant help laughing at it XD

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least it could work for the first couple of weeks.

    • @christiannewsandfactschann7674
      @christiannewsandfactschann7674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lions didnt eat meat at the time according to the bible

  • @festusmulumba1834
    @festusmulumba1834 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I wonder how the carnivores like lions waited for deers, antelopes etc to reproduce so as to get food.

    • @stibiumowl
      @stibiumowl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think the bible supposes vegetarian lions.

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah no@@stibiumowl

    • @QuinnEdwards1
      @QuinnEdwards1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Poor Unicorn!

    • @annabourbon
      @annabourbon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stibiumowl💀🤣

    • @lawrencedodd1736
      @lawrencedodd1736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ken Ham thinks dinosaurs were on the Ark

  • @knutthompson7879
    @knutthompson7879 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Apologists will respond, “Kinds!” But what’s a kind? “You know, kinds.”

  • @JASON-ug6iz
    @JASON-ug6iz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    You also forgot that each animal would need fresh water for the 150 days.

    • @Ian-SaintGeorge
      @Ian-SaintGeorge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      If you read the bible, the ark was afloat just under a year. On the first day of the tenth month the tops of the mountains became visible. Makes the problem worse. Then the plant eating animals need to have enough food to last them until the flooded ground dried enough to grow their food. Meanwhile, what do the carnivores munch on?

    • @CnCW453
      @CnCW453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You’re assuming the floodwaters was saltwater, but it was most likely freshwater since the oceans are still getting saltier. Plant debris for the herbivores, fish for the carnivores.

    • @CriticalCoen
      @CriticalCoen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@CnCW453 Try leaving dead plants in water for that time.
      That is not edible anymore.
      And the fish would not be stranded on ground, the water would not recede fast enough. They would just swim away.
      Also, not all carnivores eat fish.

    • @Ian-SaintGeorge
      @Ian-SaintGeorge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@CnCW453 you're assuming this story has any truth in it, I don't believe it because of all the flaws in it. Everything and every person except those on the ark is dead. The whole world is dead and most of the animals are thousands of miles away from home. So the Koalas die of starvation waiting for the eucalyptus to grow. The Pandas die waiting for the bamboo to grow. That's assuming they managed to walk and/or swim thousands of miles back to where they walked and/or swam from the previous year. All the animal waste went out of the one window, thousands of tons of shit and thousands of gallons of piss. No ventilation no drains or pumps to help. I'm assuming the lower deck would be mainly dead animals by week six.

    • @Lessk69
      @Lessk69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@CnCW453 so then where did all the salt water animals and fish that have been around longer than man go? Horrible argument.

  • @Jay12359
    @Jay12359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    “Have a pint and wait for this to blow over” - love the Shaun of the Dead reference!

    • @martindevlin5393
      @martindevlin5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @scxrfxcedgrxce7994
      @scxrfxcedgrxce7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great movie

    • @pointlessdegenerates3568
      @pointlessdegenerates3568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve seen that movie at least 8 times and I didn’t catch that 😂 I’m ashamed

    • @mattweller
      @mattweller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      See you at the Winchester

    • @Brad772006
      @Brad772006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big Al says dogs can't look up.

  • @Cludnugget
    @Cludnugget 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I think you've forgotten to take Noah's sonic screwdriver into account

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 หลายเดือนก่อน

      but it doesn't work on wood.

    • @Cludnugget
      @Cludnugget หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stm7810 it doesn't *do wood* !?😂

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cludnugget yeah, that's been a problem several dozen times.

  • @geraldmiller5260
    @geraldmiller5260 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The ark was an early Tardis. Far more vast on the inside than the outside.

    • @chaschoune
      @chaschoune 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please tell us which verse in the bible says that.

    • @tusse67
      @tusse67 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@chaschoune tardiverse!

    • @tusse67
      @tusse67 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      From the book of tards!

    • @RealWorldGames
      @RealWorldGames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Noah built the ark with a sonic screwdriver lol

    • @joshuarichardson6529
      @joshuarichardson6529 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RealWorldGames The sonic screwdriver doesn't work on wood actually. That's the one tool Noah couldn't use to build it.

  • @changnam5355
    @changnam5355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    When they say god surpasses all the laws of physics or science they really do mean it don’t they

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Do not think about it, just believe with your heart;)
      EDIT: So many people take things seriously these days, and here I hoped that the emoticon will make it clear.

    • @GunsNGames1
      @GunsNGames1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@NetAndyCz yes master, please guide me through your beliefs for you own interests, I love being a puppet.

    • @ivangenov6782
      @ivangenov6782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@GunsNGames1 umm, sir, you ok?

    • @user-pi2de6si6o
      @user-pi2de6si6o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      NetAndyCz yes... let me shut off my brain so I don’t see the flaws of logic and kneel down to the holy magic man

    • @zakzwijn8410
      @zakzwijn8410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yes :( There's simply no arguing with believers. It's a special state of mind in which all reason is lost.

  • @kevaran1422
    @kevaran1422 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I took it personally when Noah listed mosquitos and wasps on board.

    • @LunarBloodRose27
      @LunarBloodRose27 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ants.....

    • @early2exit
      @early2exit 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      bed bugs

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi62
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi62 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Noah when he realizes he has to take 850 species of ticks on board:

    • @Computment
      @Computment 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LunarBloodRose27ants are important dumb ni

    • @aurorafrost288
      @aurorafrost288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi62 And then there's the termites...

  • @jasonjungreis203
    @jasonjungreis203 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I listened to this video while decorating a Christmas tree. Very fitting.

    • @vicu_negru
      @vicu_negru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes it is! given that the Christmas tree is a pagan tradition...

  • @jimo3173
    @jimo3173 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    And given that they were afloat for 150 days meaning everything else would have been under water, there would have been absolutely no food for Noah and his family or for any of the animals because everything, including all vegetation, would be dead and would take some time to regrow as all the land would be nothing but mud for quite a time. So, I guess they also had at least one seed from every type of vegetation in the world in order to restart all plant life too. Now think about how much food would have had to be on that arc to keep all life alive until new food could grow. Noah and his family couldn't have built an arc big enough and gather that much food if they had 300 years to do it. Also, they would have been quite busy with animal latrine duty for near half a year. Yeah, I'd say this arc story is pretty well debunked.

    • @jimo3173
      @jimo3173 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thecaricature You think every animal would be able to survive on fish? And how would they fish since there was only one window at the top and no other openings anywhere on that ark? What would they use as bait? Think man, think.

    • @jimo3173
      @jimo3173 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thecaricature Again dude, where would they fish from since the only opening was one little window on the top and what would they use for bait? For grain, they would need at least 300,000 pounds for just the 2 elephants alone for a year. Also, how did 8 people keep up with feeding these animals and cleaning up after them all every day? They would be peeing and pooping every day in an enclosed ark so where did all the animal waste go for at least 150 days afloat? Think man, if you're capable of it.

    • @deltap6967
      @deltap6967 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jimo3173you cooked them

    • @angryrabbit6637
      @angryrabbit6637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There were sewage systems in the ark that’s what the window was for…
      But if you do t believe in Noah’s ark
      Look I’m not asking any of you good people to believe in the word of God but I just ask one thing from all of you, Ik you don’t want to do it I know you don’t want to believe it… but please read Revelation 13: 16-17… and then if you will, go ahead and look into the progression of this prophecy… especially in Sweden… that’s all I ask…

    • @jimo3173
      @jimo3173 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@angryrabbit6637 Really? A sewage system leading "up" to the one window in the whole ark? That window would be doing nothing day and night besides dumping animal waste right back onto the outside of the ark. No, there was no sewage system on that ark because there was no ark.

  • @WT.....
    @WT..... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    There's also the issues of hygiene & wood damage to consider as well. It'll be painful to not have a way to control all the piss & shit. Plus termites, beetles, worms & woodpeckers.

    • @nocare
      @nocare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Don't forget shipworms

    • @sirwiggle6823
      @sirwiggle6823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The had shit chutes, and they put straw in the pens that would soak up the piss

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      To be somewhat fair, the ark doesn't have to last long. It's a single-voyage craft. The story is still ridiculous though.

    • @malsawmzela609
      @malsawmzela609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@vylbird8014 The majority of flora would die out if they are underwater for that long.

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@malsawmzela609 Seeds. That part is actually pretty easy to solve.

  • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
    @Chrischi3TutorialLPs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    The "copy" at the Ark Encounter is actually a giant block of concrete with a wooden facade. Oh yeah, and said facade has to be repaired every year for, get this, water damage.

    • @mpk6664
      @mpk6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Whenever it rains here the grounds flood. It's quite hilarious. Not to mention that Grant county and the state gave the ark encounter tax exemptions and billions of dollars over budget which is fantastic because Grant country has a 16% poverty rate(Nationally it's 10%).

    • @kamion53
      @kamion53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@shamanbeartwo3819 so that why it looks like a raised barn on the inside.

    • @Bob-of-Zoid
      @Bob-of-Zoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They deserve all of the consequences they get and then some, for throwing money at a creationist con man like Ken Ham! They never even came close to the visitor count they promised, and a great many of the ones who did go there were Atheists, in order to ridicule it and Ken! Bwahahahahahahaaaaa! AFAIK they can't even collect taxes on it because he declared it part of his ministry (a "special privilege" only religions get that is unconstitutional, as indoctrination is not charitable!)!

    • @davidwilson7082
      @davidwilson7082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It Can't handle the Rain.

    • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
      @Chrischi3TutorialLPs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidwilson7082 Nope. Nope it cant.

  • @gayesthusky2177
    @gayesthusky2177 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    And not to mention many civilizations didn’t even notice this flood and carried on as if it didn’t happen.

    • @furuleetsaingo
      @furuleetsaingo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Like the Chinese for 1, the Egyptians, etc

    • @EMJ4438
      @EMJ4438 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      actually, just about every civilization in history has a record of a global flood around the same time period as each other

    • @jimmyh6601
      @jimmyh6601 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@EMJ4438how the hell would these ancient people know it was a global flood? Did they look up satellite images of the whole earth, they may have witnessed local floods, so have I on a few occasions.

    • @gayesthusky2177
      @gayesthusky2177 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@EMJ4438 they don’t have a record about one global flood. They have records of local floods, and local flooding is neither uncommon nor supernatural in origin. As for a massive *global* flood that wiped out all civilizations, there is zero archeological evidence.

    • @imperator8125
      @imperator8125 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That’s a very good question. How would every civilization have records of a global flood without all originating from the survivors

  • @SamakaSRC
    @SamakaSRC 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    How exactly did he and his crew capture lions, tigers, leopards, and bears without being their next meal? Poisonous snakes, bugs and other animals without being bitten and killed? Where was the food supply kept and kept without rotting? Did they provide the veterinary care too? How did they manage to keep that many animals alive for nearly a year without losing any to illness being in such an enclosed space - surely there'd be sickness issues? Those animals being caged up for so long must have been in real bad shape when they got off the boat. What did the do with the waste? Were they able to sleep with all the noise and smells? Did the termites cause any damage they would have had to repair? I have so so so many questions about the logistics of this task.

    • @aliensoup2420
      @aliensoup2420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      God did it. It was a miracle. Where is your faith? If you don't believe it you are going to Hell. Stop thinking and just fall on your knees and beg forgiveness. Keep praying until you cry tears of blood.

    • @ethandorward2220
      @ethandorward2220 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a funny thought though, a man living 4000 years ago venturing into the depths of the Australian outback to Rangle up two inland taipan snakes and two western brown snakes, knowing that if any of them bit him he would be dead due to not having any antivenom.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are so many obvious problems with this story that I as a 6 year old called BS on it and stopped going to Sunday School. It really is too stupid for words to attempt to defend any factual basis for this myth.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thecaricature It wasn’t presented as a metaphor; but historical fact. Many cultures have flood stories, and most early cultures assigned the cause of natural disasters to the Gods. It’s just comical, sad and dangerous how some people insist in a factual interpretation of the Bible and seek to enforce this perspective on the rest of us.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thecaricature I was talking about my experience in Sunday school, and about people like the current speaker of the house.

  • @LaciDoszka
    @LaciDoszka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    The ark begins to sink
    Noah: Sh*t! I knew i should not take the woodpecker!

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And the termites, and the woodworms...

    • @Jambuc829
      @Jambuc829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Don’t forget the beavers 🦫 they have to chew on wood to keep their teeth from growing too long which can be fatal.

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Alright, who let the termites onto the ship?!"

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@benny_lemon5123 you

    • @Best-um3eq
      @Best-um3eq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@benny_lemon5123 you

  • @reinerbraun670
    @reinerbraun670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I'm still salty with Noah for bringing cockroaches, black widows, and centipedes along.

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What about rats?

    • @anubisfox5765
      @anubisfox5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well good thing that never happened then right

    • @staticchimera44
      @staticchimera44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anubisfox5765 Depends if you're religious.

    • @anubisfox5765
      @anubisfox5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@staticchimera44 no depends on reality and reality says that never happened lmao simple history and geology prove it untrue

    • @staticchimera44
      @staticchimera44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anubisfox5765 Geology proves it untrue? How? Also please tell me your secrets of how you know everything that happened centuries ago without having experienced it?

  • @MrJayehawk
    @MrJayehawk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I've made similar arguments to a very religious person who would just answer with things like "through God all things are possible".
    So there's no point in trying to provide evidence to people who simply deny it all and rely completely on faith for everything they believe.

    • @Cane4092
      @Cane4092 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, it’s true. God can do all things

    • @agustinfranco0
      @agustinfranco0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Cane4092 except exist

    • @eduardodias983
      @eduardodias983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lie
      Every time you prove something from the Bible, you don't accept it

    • @eduardodias983
      @eduardodias983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually
      Foolish people talk nonsense

    • @eduardodias983
      @eduardodias983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's not a matter of believing your fool, it's a matter of facts
      Because archaeology has already proven various biblical events, even SUPERNATURAL stories from the Bible

  • @Jakeurb8ty82
    @Jakeurb8ty82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Curious how big the Man at the end of the world's ark was from the epic of Gilgamesh - a story that predates the bible by 3000 years.

  • @piccolo917
    @piccolo917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    One problem that you forgot is ventilation. The story mentions only 1 small window, which would quickly result in everything dying from methane poisoning. Those modern arks need industrial air conditioning systems and still can’t have animals on board due to air quality, so a million or so animals could not fit.

    • @queenbean7071
      @queenbean7071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Which makes you wonder who *really* wrote the story of Noah in the Bible aa they clearly didn't have good understanding of boats and it felt more like the work of a writer

    • @piccolo917
      @piccolo917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@queenbean7071 The story likely evolved from a historical event in Mesopotemia:
      You had people there who'd make rafts and put their animals on it to float down the river and sell them there. What likely happened is that a really bad flashflood swept one of those rafts down into the gulf and pretty much stranded the people there until they hit land again, after which they likely sacrificed some of their animals to the gods as thanks.
      Add a few centuries of retelling, finger waking and adding-on, and tada: the Flood of Noah.

    • @xtremegamrr3719
      @xtremegamrr3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@queenbean7071 I think moses wrote it

    • @flyingraijin2736
      @flyingraijin2736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@piccolo917 that’s actually quite interesting

    • @stephenolan5539
      @stephenolan5539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Are you sure the carbon dioxide wouldn't kill them before the methane?

  • @randypowell3180
    @randypowell3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    You forgot to mention one other critical need they would have on the ark, that would require lots of room, and add tons of weight.
    Fresh water.

    • @redbaron6805
      @redbaron6805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Never mind that polar bears and penguins need to be kept close to 0 degrees C and reptiles closer to 30 to 40 degrees C. Without a giant HVAC system on board, water filtering, lighting etc. the entire Ark would have just been a dead zone in a week or two.
      Add the fact when the flood finally receded and the animals left, all the plants were dead, so the grazing animals would have starved to death. Since there were no animals alive, what did the carnivores eat?
      This are literally a million reasons the story doesn't add up...

    • @Adventist9917
      @Adventist9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@redbaron6805
      Right, so even though a salt water Shark can adapt to be in fresh water, you draw the line at Polar bears needing to be cold? Just disregarding the fact that all bears are related, which includes Panda bears. Why are skeptics like you so ignorant of literally straightforward things such as that? It's like you feel the need for a problem to scoff at, but you never actually thought of the implications of your own argument.
      And you think they wouldn't have food? All animals were eating plants on the ark. Every animal that's a carnivorous now, just survived off plants. There was a lion that only ate plants a few decades ago, so it's not impossible. Noah just had to bring food onto the ark. It's really that simple. Your first arguments are really bad and easy to explain with a small amount of critical thinking, so what are the other complaints? How did Noah save the fresh water fish from dying in a salty flood?

    • @randypowell3180
      @randypowell3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@johndodson8464
      And they would need a way to collect and store that rainwater, right? Because the water they were floating on was not fresh. it had been mixed swamp water, ocean water, salt brine, and salt and alkali deposits from dry lake beds that exist all over the world to this day. As well as all the bloated dead and decaying bodies, of the humans and animals that died in the flood.

    • @randypowell3180
      @randypowell3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johndodson8464
      They still needed to collect the water and store it. Maybe you should take five minutes and think about it before you ridicule others.
      Remember it did not rain for the intire time they were adrift on the ocean nor after they had run aground on Mount Ararat.

    • @randypowell3180
      @randypowell3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johndodson8464
      Your the one who brought it up stupid. Are you insinuating that rotting corpses aren't going to release deadly bacteria and microbes into the water? Just how many times were you dropped on your head as a kid?

  • @dustyak79
    @dustyak79 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I’d argue the invertebrates can be left out as they could survive on floating debris. Still would be a tall order

    • @fleunteur
      @fleunteur 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It wouldn't change much as these sheep sized animals would Outweight everything

  • @DanM-pw9nl
    @DanM-pw9nl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The size depends on how specific a "kind" of animal was needed. One of each species? Genus? Family? etc

    • @dave8323
      @dave8323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This point was quite clearly and explicitly covered in the video. It doesnt make you look clever by making this observation, but quite strongly the opposite

    • @montychiton
      @montychiton 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dave8323 If you take only one representative of a family on the ark, thousands of species will die out, but hey they didn't die out (they must have floated for 5 months)! So the kind = family is a blatant stupid thought, only used for the use to try to make something work that can impossibly work. Instead of the ark God should have used some of his magic, would have been much easier....

    • @DanM-pw9nl
      @DanM-pw9nl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your comment only makes you look hateful

    • @maddhatter3564
      @maddhatter3564 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats a point made in other vids, for example 2 canines which encompas wolves,fox,coyote etc. and the idea of space is the animals didnt need to be adult.Even a baby elephant is much, much smaller and lighter than an adult.

    • @montychiton
      @montychiton 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@maddhatter3564 You guys definitively want to squeeze everything in ;-D. You only take one species from a species group and than make that species into the different species again once the flood is over (somebody found the plug?). Elaborate! And only juveniles, ah how clever! And then you make them sleep for months so that they don't move to much and they don't eat and eat each other! And then and then and then .... everything fits fine. Hurrah! Another bible story is literally true, and scientifically proven! Well done guys! ;-)

  • @2Bros-OVO
    @2Bros-OVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    The only way to have 2 of every animal would be a DNA storage system.

    • @philwhatever3903
      @philwhatever3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well non mainstream evidence may suggest, man may have been that advanced then. I mean, there is many many statues in Egypt that we can only replicate today with computerised diamond tipped 3D machines. Which dont exist.

    • @CriticalCoen
      @CriticalCoen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@philwhatever3903 People did not know about or stored DNA back in the day.
      Didnt have the knowledge or equipement.

    • @philwhatever3903
      @philwhatever3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@CriticalCoen you completely missed my point!
      To clarify we have no idea what technology they had for 290k yes 290 000 years. What we do know is their DNA was the same as it is today. Just like a sheep 300 000 years ago is the same as a sheep today! Same brain structure same intelligence. It has not evolved at all. (Edit of course a sheep has evolved through domestication, i meant its brain stricture and intelligence has not evolved)
      You may argue that knowledge has improved however we also know that knowledge can be lost. Evidenced by the pre dynastic and the first dynasty of Egyptians.
      A simple look on the differences of how they made their kitchen ware shows this.

    • @CriticalCoen
      @CriticalCoen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@philwhatever3903 No I did not miss your point.
      The discovery of DNA and what it means did not happen back then. I can guarantee you that. That requires knowledge and equipment that wasnt around. How do I know? Because of the impact it would have made. The world would be changed in a way we dont see in the historical records.
      Also, again, did not have the equipment. Just look at what we use today to decipher DNA.
      Didnt have that back then.
      Now, I totally get that people were more advanced than we think back then. And that is, in my opinion, probably true.
      But you fail to realise how far ahead (in certain subjects) we are in relation to our ancestors.
      We control atoms. Fucking atoms. For entertainment.
      Also, things did evolve. Good example are dogs.

    • @philwhatever3903
      @philwhatever3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CriticalCoen The thing is you can’t guarantee it at all. Again we have no idea of the level of technology or knowledge. There is even evidence of nuclear fission in history. Granted this is from a time before Homo sapiens had appeared, however there has been many types of humans that span millions of years into history. We simply do not know the level of knowledge they had. What we do know is there has been a number of natural disasters that could have been the reason for losing some knowledge.

  • @16randomcharacters
    @16randomcharacters ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Next questions: for both the biblically specified dimensions and the seaworthy and large enough flotilla of 100s of ships instead of one giant one, how many acres of cyprus trees would they need to cut down, and how many man hours would forestry, transport, and construction take given the tools and techniques of the time?

    • @peterkotara
      @peterkotara ปีที่แล้ว +21

      42.
      42 Acres.
      42 Man hours.

    • @Unagam1GD
      @Unagam1GD ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well the Bible implied with character ages that it took 120 years. Yeah. That's a lot of work.

    • @ixzmf
      @ixzmf ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Noah build the ark for 100 years according to the Bible. He has three sons and he could always hire workers.

    • @raymondelliott1546
      @raymondelliott1546 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@ixzmf this guy

    • @hangarud
      @hangarud ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@ixzmf how about the termite while constracting 100 years...and the woods over 100 years

  • @Spider-Geek916
    @Spider-Geek916 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It's sort of impressive that just about *_every_* branch of scientific study can be used to debunk some part of this absurd story (maybe not astrophysics, LOL).

    • @disappointedbananas2365
      @disappointedbananas2365 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I got you fam
      If the earth was flooded with enough water to cover mt Everest, the (gravitational) tidal forces on the global ocean from the moon would cause some pretty radical (liquid) tidal forces on earth - waves on a good day could be extremely irregular, turbulent, and peak out at hundreds of meters high. God forbid the ark ran into a storm on that world 🌕👄🌕

    • @user-lc5sr6mq4r
      @user-lc5sr6mq4r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@disappointedbananas2365 i was about to post pretty much the same thing ;) creationists that believe this ark fairy tale are beyond saving.

    • @jasonkinzie8835
      @jasonkinzie8835 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don't even need science to see how absurd it is to take this story literally.

    • @daveaaa
      @daveaaa หลายเดือนก่อน

      mmh then how did the earth come into existence please dont say big bang cause thats not possible

    • @Earth6094
      @Earth6094 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@daveaaaExplain how did the earth come into existence. Please dont say God cause that's not possible.

  • @davidfrederick6003
    @davidfrederick6003 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The one insect Noah could NOT have or carry on the ARK would be "TERMITES".

  • @edb875
    @edb875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Regarding feeding animals, you're analyzing only the herbivores. But what about the carnivores such lions, hyena, crocodiles or bears?

    • @colinlinaman7868
      @colinlinaman7868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It would be even worse meat weighs a lot more than grass

    • @tonydai782
      @tonydai782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You'd have to keep tons upon tons of meat from spoiling within the 150 days, and you'd probably need more than that, since we don't want the carnivores to start a massacre as soon as the Arc lands.

    • @Ubersnuber
      @Ubersnuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Don’t ruin this more than it already is.

    • @JohnnieHougaardNielsen
      @JohnnieHougaardNielsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No problem. Just have extra herbivores to feed the carnivores. And remember supply to feed them while still alive. You do not need a little ship, just a floating island, with flexibility to handle the waves. And a huge well-fed crew to keep it repaired, of course.

    • @Awol991
      @Awol991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It is also not just food during the flood. What do they eat for the year after the flood, everything has been killed by salt water.

  • @mz00956
    @mz00956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Come on. It's really simple. "It's bigger on the inside"😂😂

    • @DebunkedOfficial
      @DebunkedOfficial  2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      🤔 Aha, the Tardis Theory 😉

    • @omaraltia
      @omaraltia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doctor who reference nice

    • @ap6480
      @ap6480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omaraltia what's that

    • @mz00956
      @mz00956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ap6480 a really good show. You should watch it.

    • @ap6480
      @ap6480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mz00956 no it isn't

  • @Bigchickens
    @Bigchickens 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Important to note that some theologians have proposed it was a local flood

    • @Habibibutbetter
      @Habibibutbetter 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man, I remember the Bible verse that specifically stated the size of Noah's ark and the fact it was a global flood. The Bible is obviously fake because of one story! Cmon, let's consume the next product.

    • @chadjohnson-authormusician8072
      @chadjohnson-authormusician8072 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I can't imagine where they're getting that from. I've never seen anything in any bible version that mentions "the known world" or anything like that. However, they do all say multiple times "the earth" and "every living creature" and "all flesh" and "everything that is in the earth shall die" and "every living substance that I have made I will destroy from off the face of the earth," etc., etc.

    • @Lazaven
      @Lazaven 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      After they saw this video 😭😆🤣

    • @zulunet3285
      @zulunet3285 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A good way to compensate for your shitty story

  • @DoubleMrE
    @DoubleMrE หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Noah’s ark is so completely nonsensical I really find it incredible that anyone could possibly believe it’s true.

  • @Aurochhunter
    @Aurochhunter ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Wouldn't Noah and his family also had to travel to other countries to collect various animals not found in their part of the world? Australia with its unique fauna comes to mind: 2 kangaroos, 2 koalas, 2 dingos etc.

    • @dbloewen1
      @dbloewen1 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      How many more "kinds" of creatures existed than in comparison to now considering extinction. People fail to take that into account. I wonder how the South American Sloth made it on time for departure.

    • @mynameisrayaan
      @mynameisrayaan ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Since there was no tech back then, I think he just took every one he knew

    • @redbaron6805
      @redbaron6805 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The flaw is also that we know today, using DNA analysis and attempts to restore endangered populations, that it takes a minimum of 50 of each animal to even attempt to restore the population, and preferably 500 to prevent genetic problems.
      Using 2 of each animal would have meant the populations would have quickly died out due to inbreeding and birth defects...

    • @vanlampham2557
      @vanlampham2557 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well there was only one Adam and Eve, they somehow managed to populate the earth, it’s probably fiiiiiiiinnneeeee

    • @lucasklokov8728
      @lucasklokov8728 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      They had to leave some behind, like the unicorn.

  • @vylbird8014
    @vylbird8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    The most realistic part of the story: After Noah lands he takes the clean animals he protected through the ordeal and kills most of them as sacrifices to thank God, then immediately plants a vineyard, starts brewing up some wine, and proceeds to become the first alcoholic of the new world.

    • @overtheatlas
      @overtheatlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @YannR34
      @YannR34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And I like how they decide what animal is "clean" and what animal is just shit. 👍 This is just perfect, why not to teach people to act like if they were superior to everything (just in case it wouldn't be already like that)... The worse teacher ever.

    • @overtheatlas
      @overtheatlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@YannR34 every animal is superior to ticks and mosquitoes

    • @drizap8015
      @drizap8015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@YannR34 you have a problem with calling animals like sheep clean compared to insects like cockroaches?

    • @stonefallknives5518
      @stonefallknives5518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@YannR34 yeah its not like any animals carry diseases more likely than other or people had a hard time properly preparing meat safely from certain animals because of lack of technology while other animals were practically safe to eat raw. Definitely not the case that some animals are cleaner than others.

  • @captaintoshirohitsugaya3822
    @captaintoshirohitsugaya3822 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This should be a fun comments section

  • @abetterworld96
    @abetterworld96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is all not considering the fact that given that the flood covered all portion of land, including Mount Everest which is 9 km tall, which means the ark was at the very least a kilometer away from the stratosphere layer (this layer starts at 10 km high), where temperatures are around -35°C (-31°F) and the pressure is relatively low, yet the ark was able to travel at that altitude for months with every animal exposed with no problem.

  • @Pit.Gutzmann
    @Pit.Gutzmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    It never occurred to me that all plant life had to start from scratch after the flood, as there is only ever talked about animals on the ark!

    • @Pit.Gutzmann
      @Pit.Gutzmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Crackerjack 2.0 good one! 🤣 Uhm, where was Noah again, when the flood hit?

    • @ClashBluelight
      @ClashBluelight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      to be fair, the bible is very explicit that the plant life on top of mountains was untouched by the flood. you know, the whole olive branch thing. does make me wonder why nobody thought to seek higher ground to escape though.

    • @eniszita7353
      @eniszita7353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      not one part of the fairy tale makes any sense at all. it is hard to comprehend the mentality of someone who can actually believe in such children's stories from the bronze age. it would be like starting a religion around stories of Clifford the Big Red Dog, and retelling tales of the giant dog like they were true.

    • @Pit.Gutzmann
      @Pit.Gutzmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eniszita7353 You mean, Clifford is NOT REAL??? 🤔

    • @eniszita7353
      @eniszita7353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ClashBluelight apparently you are not a careful reader of this book:
      And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and *all the high hills, that [were] under the whole heaven, were covered*. Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; *and the mountains were covered. *

  • @ronaldjeffrey8712
    @ronaldjeffrey8712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Let's not forget. The food source for a great many of these animals, is other animals.

    • @davidhelms67
      @davidhelms67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Would it have been possible for them to survive on fish during this 150 days?

    • @greattribulation1388
      @greattribulation1388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ibanezlaney the same way they eat their own placentas.

    • @murderboytje
      @murderboytje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lets not forget its Gods work.

    • @Teqnyq
      @Teqnyq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@murderboytje this tale has so many plot holes.
      Should've smitten the wicked people instead. I mean, why wipe out animals and plants just to exterminate a few million people?

    • @DukeOfJam7591
      @DukeOfJam7591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Teqnyq My favorite plot hole is God having an all encompassing plan, yet he is unable to see "he wickedness of man was great in the earth".... Kinda runs contrary to that Omniscient thing

  • @rathersane
    @rathersane 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Speaking as someone who occasionally flies with a dog who must remain inside a duffel under the seat for the duration of the flight, it would have been impossible to pack that many animals into an ark before the invention of Trazidone.

    • @mikewilson8513
      @mikewilson8513 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I must admit, I found that very funny.

    • @funkymonk1882
      @funkymonk1882 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s why they were put into hibernation.

    • @jeffthomson4223
      @jeffthomson4223 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@funkymonk1882
      Where's that in the Bible again?

    • @funkymonk1882
      @funkymonk1882 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jeffthomson4223 Everywhere. The flood was a supernatural event and God put the animals on the ark. He didn’t need any scientists input on how it needed to be done.

    • @jeffthomson4223
      @jeffthomson4223 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@funkymonk1882
      I think we can correct that to 'nowhere'. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about making sure the animals were small/young. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about provisions of food or water. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about putting the animals into hibernation. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about gathering or returning animals from all over the Earth. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about caring for the animals in the devastated post-flood world. Nowhere in the Bible does it even talk about trying to preserve the plants that would also have been destroyed by the flood.
      Noah's Ark is a half-ar$3d story, full of problems, and you're fabricating solutions out of your own ar$3 to try and fill those gaps.
      Nothing supports you here- not science, nor the Bible.

  • @GameAnGrog
    @GameAnGrog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When specifying which animals to bring, god had to have meant each species. Because unless creationists believe in evolution, (they don't) they'd have no way of explaining how every different canine came from that single pair of red foxes, or how those 7 pairs of scarlet macaws became every other parrot, etc...

  • @martingarixx3426
    @martingarixx3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Noah caught em' all And kyogre's back was their stronghold underneath simple!

  • @majorneptunejr
    @majorneptunejr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Even after the flood they would have no food , because the flood just killed everything on the planet, that includes plant life. I guess they could do a lot of fishing. But just try feeding fish to a sheep.

    • @andrejann4874
      @andrejann4874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂LOL

    • @trolleyfan
      @trolleyfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Worse, all those carnivores are going to be eating your *herbivores* before they can breed up a sustainable population...or breed, period, for most of them.

    • @AtarahDerek
      @AtarahDerek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Read. The. Text.

    • @franklindcottrell
      @franklindcottrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The fish would also be dead from the massive mixture of fresh and salt water.

    • @isaacmason3939
      @isaacmason3939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They knew the flood was almost over because Noah sent out a dove and it brought him back an olive leaf.
      So there were plants when they came off the boat according to the Bible.

  • @who9387
    @who9387 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    And then you have to have enough food and fresh water for this menagerie to last 40 days. Don't forget you'd have to have a massive staff to supply the said food and water and clean up after. Would be a cast of hundreds and they would need space, food and water. I'd imagine it would take thousands of years to actually collect all these creatures from various parts of the world in the first place. Actually building the thing would be the least of Noah's worries.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You do not need to store 40 days of food and water, you need to store 200! Because the rain lasted 40 days, the water lasted another 160.

  • @kenbattor6350
    @kenbattor6350 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If this was Monty Python, the Ark would have been built of witches.

    • @johnsterling6659
      @johnsterling6659 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And the witches would turn Noah into a newt.

    • @kenbattor6350
      @kenbattor6350 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@johnsterling6659 But he got better

  • @fireaza
    @fireaza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    The aquatic animals deserve a bit more of a closer look, because it doesn't end well for them if we assume they don't need to come on to the ark because they can live in water. Assuming the flood is caused by rain, that means fresh water, which is bad news for basically every kind of aquatic animal out there. The fresh water will dilute the salt water of the oceans, meaning all marine animals will die. But this water will still be too salty for freshwater animals, so they'll die too. In short, if they didn't include aquatic animals on the ark, there would be none left alive after the flood ends.

    • @RequiemWraith
      @RequiemWraith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brackish dwelling species (lower salinity than a marine environment, but still saline) would be fine

    • @Arbysroastbeefjuice
      @Arbysroastbeefjuice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol, you really believe some man went and did all this? Religious people are nuts.

    • @carsonblok442
      @carsonblok442 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Arbysroastbeefjuice lol, ok

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not to mention all of the trees being dead

    • @_EllieLOL_
      @_EllieLOL_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Arbysroastbeefjuice this is a theoretical “would this have worked” video

  • @jambec144
    @jambec144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    In case this hasn't already been mentioned: You've misunderstood the 50/500 rule of thumb. 50 is the minimum possible bottleneck population, whilst 500 is the smallest viable population over multiple generations.

    • @shinigamiwolfen
      @shinigamiwolfen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And 500 is probably extremely optimistic in the long term. We don't know the exact numbers but the cheetah is a good example that is doomed to die out because of a bottleneck that happened around ten thousand years ago. They're basically clones of one another even now.

    • @kallmekrow822
      @kallmekrow822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean the whole point of the noahs ark is to debunk evolution right?

    • @jambec144
      @jambec144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kallmekrow822 Except that it kinda ends up doing the opposite: To get all present species diversity from a few thousand 'kinds' requires a fantastic degree of hyperevolution.

    • @Azathoth43
      @Azathoth43 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, the is mutha' fuckn' Debunked. Don't you fucking dare to make up bullshit about them. They perfectly defined that term in their Debunking video. Why, if they made a mistake with that then that means they could make more mistakes. Their word is law. Now go forth and Believe the Science.

    • @jambec144
      @jambec144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Azathoth43 Are you addressing me?

  • @manelcolomer9044
    @manelcolomer9044 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Where, and most importantly HOW, Noa stored the termites? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @wozo9210
      @wozo9210 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Duh, Torah magic

    • @CarloAldo
      @CarloAldo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Armadillos and ant-eaters got fat

    • @danielfilip724
      @danielfilip724 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Could had their own ark. A simple tree debree would been enough for a couple of years for their survival. :)

    • @simplicityd8703
      @simplicityd8703 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just put 2 in a jar with a wood lid and wish them luck in the water!

  • @matthewhaake5591
    @matthewhaake5591 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First we don’t know how big the waves would be. Like I’ve been in a storm in a boat with absolutely no waves.

  • @andrewegan7011
    @andrewegan7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Giraffes would be liable to get wet with the heads sticking out of the boats top.

    • @joesteele3159
      @joesteele3159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theoretically speaking, not if the giraffes we babies

    • @andrewegan7011
      @andrewegan7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aiden Williams your drawings of the ark would be exciting.

  • @lemon_cheesecake
    @lemon_cheesecake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Me thinking it was a normal video and not realizing it was a premiere 🤡

    • @guts6699
      @guts6699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @speen9430
      @speen9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @DebunkedOfficial
      @DebunkedOfficial  2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It goes LIVE in about 10mins so please join us for the Premiere if you can!

    • @prestigiotablet6024
      @prestigiotablet6024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @im_amil
      @im_amil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DebunkedOfficial 🙉

  • @spocksvulcanbrain
    @spocksvulcanbrain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One thing that needs to be added to the equation: humans eat animals. So once off the Ark, are Noah and the rest going to be vegetarians for many decades to allow the animal numbers to rise to the point where harvesting them for food is permitted without decimating their ability to survive?

  • @ou7shined972
    @ou7shined972 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If there is enough rain to flood the Earth, do the oceans become fresh water or is there still enough salt in them to keep everything salty enough for marine life to live?

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@thecaricatureYeah, enough salt to support life in an additional 7m in height intruduced over several centuries. Not another 26 *thousand* feet in 40 *days* . The resulting water would be too brackish (slightly salty) for 99.9% of fresh water species to survive, but not brackish enough for 99% of salt water species.

  • @CWHankerson
    @CWHankerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    People sometimes forget about the birds. I've heard creationist argue that the birds would be spared because they can fly but most birds can not remain on the wing for months at a time. Chickens, turkeys, quails... never wouldve made it.

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Birds would be able to rest on all the floating debris and floating dead bodies.

    • @RoseLee65
      @RoseLee65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nerychristian What about the ones not able to fly at all? Like chickens and turkeys etc..? Noah's Ark is a fable and science proves it!

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RoseLee65 Well, if God can make it rain so that the whole Earth is flooded, he can find a way to make the birds survive.

    • @ClashBluelight
      @ClashBluelight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wait. didn't noah bring 7 pairs of every kind of bird onto the ark with him? it's even a major plot point that he has a dove with him. birds could also come to rest on the ark before leaving again.

    • @piccolo917
      @piccolo917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, I've heard creationist explain kangaroos and other unique wildlife making it all the way to Australia by, and I swear to you that this really happened, by volcanic explosion. This genius thought that all the animals would walk out of the Ark, onto a nearby volcano, that God would exploded it, that they would somehow survive that, the trip through the upper layers of atmosphere and cra- I mean land on Australia.
      yea... not the brightest bunch, to put it mildly.

  • @neptunianman
    @neptunianman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I like the thought that the existence of life depended on a sausage chain of boats

    • @animalian01
      @animalian01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except that is not what it said in the bible it said one ark

    • @thearbiterofnoodles
      @thearbiterofnoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@animalian01 yes but it's more fun to imagine a long line of boats

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thearbiterofnoodles Fun will not save your life

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ronhansen8471 neither big boat that doesn't even work

    • @leovaldez6280
      @leovaldez6280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ronhansen8471 said fun would have been more logical tho

  • @kenw9681
    @kenw9681 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A modern day oil carrying super- tanker wouldn't have been big enough.

  • @ToyTruck
    @ToyTruck 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Feeding the animals is another challenge.

  • @maximillionpegasus5654
    @maximillionpegasus5654 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Archimedes hasn't been born yet, thus the physic of water is still free for all for Noah. He can technically build the arc using rocks and it will float because buoyancy is still a couple hundred years away in the future.

    • @JustinMods
      @JustinMods ปีที่แล้ว +27

      So Isaac newton invented gravity?

    • @terryschilling5320
      @terryschilling5320 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I suppose Einstein invented time and space?

    • @linuxbasic3399
      @linuxbasic3399 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wait Einstein is god. Im coming out with bible of einstein soon.

    • @Adventist9917
      @Adventist9917 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You guys realize their comment is a joke, right? More of mocking the video for saying specific things weren't thought of or invented yet.

    • @TOXICclanYT
      @TOXICclanYT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Adventist9917 why are you in every comment section. A word of advice don't waste time here. You are taking this too seriously .

  • @itwasaliens
    @itwasaliens ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn, so you would need more than an entire cargo ship of food per day.

  • @tysonatkins2236
    @tysonatkins2236 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Regardless of the size of the ark, the elephants alone would need approximately 4,000 gallons of water each, if they're given the minimum amount required. Add the amount of food and water for all of the animals and you see the problem with that. Then you factor in dilemma of food after the waters receed, because the vegetation is dead, or buried under sediment, and there's no food for the herbivores. And the the carnivores can't hunt their usual prey until the herds repopulate to sustainable numbers, which would take several years. There's also the many stories from other religions about other people building boats and saving all the animals hundreds, or thousands of years before, as well as the diversity of wildlife, which would require traveling to every continent to save every species. And don't forget the virtually impossible task of removing animals like elephants, hippos, and rhinoceros from their herds without fierce retaliation!

  • @kevin_6217
    @kevin_6217 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "The cubit was an archaic measurement." - British Guy
    *Foot enters the chat...

  • @Mutantgamer
    @Mutantgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Even if the rain was fresh water, the sudden change in salinity will kill almost everything aquatic. So Noah has to bring them on board along with f*cking huge tanks of water to live in.

    • @GudaGudaPaisen
      @GudaGudaPaisen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If the rain was salty, would have corroded the boat as well.

    • @lynxcato3327
      @lynxcato3327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If the water was enough to cover "even the tallest mountains", that means the ark would be in such a high altitude that they would lack oxygen and the temperature would be freezing. That also means the oceanic pressure and salinity would change dramatically, which would kill all sea animals. Nothing makes sense.

    • @lucalinadreemur9448
      @lucalinadreemur9448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Regardless of how fresh the rainwater is, if the earth was covered in it, the oceans' and seas' salty water would mix with all the water covering land, making the final mix too salty for freshwater aquatic creatures, and too diluted for saltwater life. In short, every fish would die.

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lucalinadreemur9448
      There are a lot of life forms which can survive a wide range of salinity. Though combined with the massive changes in currents and all we are still facing a 95%+ extinction event.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lynxcato3327 "that means the ark would be in such a high altitude that they would lack oxygen and the temperature would be freezing."
      Ah, no. Firstly, the rising water levels would push the atmosphere up, and as the huge amount of water being dumped into the oceans (from, you know, god's magic tap) would result in a massive release of energy, that would make the waters boil, apparently, so being too hot, and being surrounded by cooked fish and whales would be more the order of the day.

  • @chuckhines459
    @chuckhines459 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    If Noah was going to collect all the animals he would have to have traveled over 8,000 miles on foot to secure and transport animals from several continents. Across desserts, oceans, frozen artic and mountains and desserts. At 600 years old. Also he had to find out what animals were male and female. Flies, ants, ticks, snakes etc.

    • @marcusmuse4787
      @marcusmuse4787 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he didn't collect them they came to him, so you haven't read the story.

    • @GuillaumeB7
      @GuillaumeB7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@marcusmuse4787 Does not change the facts that jaguars apparently swimmed from South America to get to the middle east and then swam back.

    • @michaelmccoy1794
      @michaelmccoy1794 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      So many facets of ridiculous to this story. It practically hurts my brain--gives me a HEADACHE--to consider that people (A) believe this themselves and (B) expect ME to believe it and (C) they get indignant and snarky when they find that I DON'T!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chuckhines459
      @chuckhines459 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@marcusmuse4787 🤣 That's even more ridiculous!

    • @bigbk3278
      @bigbk3278 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@marcusmuse4787lol right..just a story

  • @MrRezillo
    @MrRezillo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lotta poop to clean up during those 40 days and nights! You'd hardly have time for anything else. You'd also have to have a lot of kibble on board -and the right kind. Koaka bears, for instance, only eat fresh eucalyptus leaves, so you'd have to have a tree or two,

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Loved that little "Shawn of the Dead" ref at the beginning!

  • @TigruArdavi
    @TigruArdavi ปีที่แล้ว +63

    And when the waters had receded, Noah said to the animals "Go forth and multiply". Then two snakes came up to Noah and said: "But Noah, we can't, we're adders". So Noah took his axe, and fell a tree, and he built them a log table. 🤣

    • @ElliottWong2024
      @ElliottWong2024 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are adders? I don't get the joke.

    • @konstantinhorizon
      @konstantinhorizon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ElliottWong2024 it's a spieces of poisonous snakes living in the UK

    • @konstantinhorizon
      @konstantinhorizon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@ElliottWong2024 and it's also a unit which adds together two input variables. So yeah, it's a wordplay. Like «multiply» «but we're *add*ers»

    • @azaanimations319
      @azaanimations319 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @elliotwong6113
      Type of snake.

    • @tombaillie5219
      @tombaillie5219 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And then he said to his bored and frustrated family members: " Go forth and sub-divide!" and handed them various assault rifles and ammo packs... 😜

  • @paulroberts3639
    @paulroberts3639 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As an Australian I can debunk the whole Noah story with one idea. A bunch of dudes travelling around to the other side of the world to collect all of our Spiders and Snakes and sticking them on a boat. And kept them alive, without getting bitten & dying themselves, long enough to put them all back afterwards. And getting all of the kangaroos and other marsupials back and not letting any Hoofed animal in here. Biggest pile of crap is the whole Noah myth. But if a middle eastern dude can collect 17 different species of Funnel Web Spider and a few Taipans, and live to gather everything else, well I’d be very impressed.

    • @_eLz_
      @_eLz_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As an Australian, I’m surprised that the Aborigines (estimated to have occupied Australia for at least over 50,000 years) weren’t aware that they weren’t supposed to be around after the world wide flood about 6,000 years ago.

    • @eduardodias983
      @eduardodias983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The story of Noah's ark was a historical event
      Because archaeology has already proven various biblical events, even SUPERNATURAL stories from the Bible

    • @eduardodias983
      @eduardodias983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@_eLz_The story of Noah's ark was a historical event
      Archaeology has proven various biblical events, even SUPERNATURAL stories from the Bible
      Mn

    • @_eLz_
      @_eLz_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thecaricature sure, if you’re talking about the epic of Gilgamesh but in this case we’re talking about a 600 year old man named Noah who built a wooden boat.. you’re talking about a story that was written in a time where people most likely wasn’t aware that there was a whole world outside their bubble

    • @_eLz_
      @_eLz_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thecaricature “The "local bubble" for the people who wrote the bible was half the planet.” You mean, half the disk covered by a dome ?
      No I don’t think that they were cavemen at all, please show me where I even suggested that they were. They were just a bunch of goat herders who borrowed stories from other civilisations within their reach as you have clearly stated with the Noah story.

  • @davidfrederick6003
    @davidfrederick6003 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Waiting for the "religious "ones to interject and say, all worked out because the book says so.

  • @reginalddarcy5149
    @reginalddarcy5149 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i struggle to put pants on in the morning and here noah is making 200 ships just for food! XD

  • @CeeJai_K
    @CeeJai_K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    If you’re bringing cockroaches, yea this is the end for me. And I’m totally ok with that.

    • @vashmatrix5769
      @vashmatrix5769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Be really gross if they didn't exist & nothing ate rotting things.

    • @CeeJai_K
      @CeeJai_K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vashmatrix5769 this is true.

    • @STONKS_MemeMan
      @STONKS_MemeMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those animals can die. DIE.

  • @rivalifritdarc2481
    @rivalifritdarc2481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine if Noah make multiple ships that size
    A floating city full of animal from top to bottom, Sounds really epic

    • @lazer2365
      @lazer2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There were 8 people on the ark.
      Who would feed the animals and shovel their caca over the side on multiple ships?
      Noah was 500 years old.
      So he probably wasn't much help.

  • @charlielima9080
    @charlielima9080 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    IMO the Ark is the constellation Argo Navis. The same inspiration for Jason and the Argonauts. At one time it appeared to skim upon the Milky Way, and was either being tempted into the rocks by sirens or coming aground after rains receded. Not unexpected, the constellation Columba (Dove) is next to Argo Navis. The Milky Way seems to be used in myth as a river, or fire, bridge or ladder. Describing the Bible as “Divinely Inspired”, would more accurately be described as “Heavenly Inspired”.

    • @tv10morehead
      @tv10morehead 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now that's interesting : Noah having lived over 500 years 6THOUSAND years ago, probably had time to learn and teach the night sky from high altitude , A lot of astronomy/astrology is morphed from Babylon. consider a much smaller globe, smaller seas and no big oceans . With Twice as thick atmosphere there's twice the O2 and what now is considered super saturation possible up to 8000 feet or so, then you have cosmic ray effects on inner earths' primary water (fountains of the deep) SO Adam's near perfect hypobaric garden paradise first gets blocked by 'flaming swords' (lava?) Due to a cosmic ray incident as a roge Red dwarf magneto star swings by gets deflected into a shallow long eclipse, men still live long long lives protected from most cosmic rays but not all the sling shot Nibru swings back in from the north, or a second one as our solar system merges in to the plain of the milky way a storm of impacts causes a explosive decompression, flash freezes millions of animals in the "Arctic" moves the Earths pole, expanse of the pacific is accelerated and slows down about 2500 years ago. The Year and Day gets closer to 365 and 13 months as the moon a captured moon rises out to a 28day orbit By Julius and Agustus, the Romans settle to nearly todays calendar year. See my post with illustrations on : .facebook. com /tvlOtechnoman

  • @MH-fs3lf
    @MH-fs3lf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Imagine building an ark instead of migrating to somewhere far from the flood because it wasn't world-wide, jesus what a genius move.

    • @agustinfranco0
      @agustinfranco0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and he spent 100 years building it, in that time he could have gone anywhere

    • @spacecoastz4026
      @spacecoastz4026 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine not understanding that it was global.

    • @agustinfranco0
      @agustinfranco0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@spacecoastz4026 there was never a global flood, so any flood that inspired the tale, was in a region only

    • @agustinfranco0
      @agustinfranco0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thecaricature what kind of comet could even do that?

    • @spacecoastz4026
      @spacecoastz4026 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@agustinfranco0 And you know this how? (because you don't) There is evidence that points to a global event...and I trust God's Word.

  • @digita1hero
    @digita1hero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    And when the flood eventually disappears (where did the water even go?), what food was left on land - it would all have died underwater.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Atheist-TH-camr debunked every sentence in the bible.

    • @Dragonlord826
      @Dragonlord826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm guessing the water froze over in the arctics

    • @thefortnitecuh4900
      @thefortnitecuh4900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The only logical answer here is that the bible is fake

    • @craigpenninga9847
      @craigpenninga9847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But no. Before the flood the land was much flatter. During it, the tectonic plates moved around and pushed mountains up and other parts sank down forming the oceans. They had much more land than we have now.

    • @inwalters
      @inwalters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@slevinchannel7589 No, he didn't. Clearly not possible. The BIble refers to numerous historical events that even atheists agree happened, so quit spouting such nonsense.

  • @4G12
    @4G12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The only way the ark could be as small as claimed is if it wasn't carrying live animals, but genetic samples of every species instead.

    • @wildsideofthings7733
      @wildsideofthings7733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Which is highly unlikely in the time the ark was supposedly built

    • @MPezant1215
      @MPezant1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wildsideofthings7733 how is it god destroyed the earth because man ate from tree of knowledge ..do u think we stayed in caves or began manipulating nature hence the flood ? do u think that was done with copper chizzles and rocks ???? ..the bible explains we wasnt cave men in those days but an advanced civilization

    • @wildsideofthings7733
      @wildsideofthings7733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@MPezant1215 I’m not religious, so I don’t believe anything from any religious texts. I prefer going by what the science says.

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wildsideofthings7733 "I prefer going by what the science says." Bruv then wtf why were you on about Noah's Arc something that was said by religious text

    • @itisjustacomment
      @itisjustacomment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@trollinape2697 Pointing out faults in a text doesn't mean you believe the premise.
      It's would not be an argument reply just to state " arc isn't real bruv".
      It's a better narrative is to pick it apart. Piece by piece.

  • @kentl7228
    @kentl7228 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Who had the job of putting on condoms onto the animals, to keep them from breeding. The ants were surely difficult...

  • @wendymalik6784
    @wendymalik6784 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The ark was like Hermione’s beaded bag. It had an undetectable extension charm. 😉

  • @taWay21
    @taWay21 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The visual of the ark bending and bouncing like a banana was hilarious

  • @ramptonarsecandle
    @ramptonarsecandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    One other important point is that there’s not enough water to flood the earth to that depth so the story is a nonstarter.

    • @Terry1950Men
      @Terry1950Men 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How much fresh drinking water would they have also needed I wonder?

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even if one melts all the water in Greenland and the Antarctic, that only raises sea levels to 126th the height of Everest (although there are 3 mountains that could be considered the tallest on Earth).
      Was the water fresh? That would have killed off most marine life. Or was the water saline? That would have killed off most fresh water species.
      Even that point is irrelevant, as the amount of water needed, being dumped that quickly, would result in a tremendous release of energy, enough to boil seas, so anything that lived near the surface, and/or needed to breath air (all the whale species, orcas, dolphins, porpoises, turtles, etc) would also have to be accommodated on the Ark.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see that Opponens Periculo removed his post, however, it ended with:
      "There's really not one group of people or civilisation today that do not have ancient stories, written down or told for generations, about "the great flood"."
      I would like to point out that no ancient civilisations could have stories about the biblical Great Flood, as they would all have been wiped out by it, with the exception of 8 people.
      Also, people had to live near rivers, or some sort of fresh water, until they invented decent ways of transporting fresh water, so of course they would have flood stories.

    • @ramptonarsecandle
      @ramptonarsecandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pineapplepenumbra he probably realised it was a crap comment, put it down as just another religious numpty

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ramptonarsecandle Sounds about right.

  • @mjbalbo
    @mjbalbo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What is the name of the music that starts at 12:08 ?

  • @Strix2031
    @Strix2031 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Probably the biggest defense creationists could have in defense of the Arc is that the size of it was mistranslated

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    My Christian aunt: “but god protected them!”

    • @carsonblok442
      @carsonblok442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I mean that literally is the whole point of a lot of the old testament

    • @chibibeetle
      @chibibeetle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For then asking em as sacrifices LOL

    • @WolfeofGrey
      @WolfeofGrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Bible does state God sealed them in the ship

    • @eat.sleep.symphony1555
      @eat.sleep.symphony1555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      If that's the case then why not just protect them without the ship? Why make Noah go through the insanely tedious task of building a freaking ship on his own and then make him become a zookeeper for months.. honestly I don't see how it's even possible for one man to build a ship own his own.. oh but then I guess god could have given him some superhuman powers.. so stupid lol.. I'm always amazed at the extent religious people would ignore logic for the sake of religion.. it's just too obvious

    • @shaggybottomtext8363
      @shaggybottomtext8363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@eat.sleep.symphony1555 testing his loyalty, have you actually read the Bible before?

  • @AMC2283
    @AMC2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Better question-isn’t drowning and saving via boat rather inefficient for a god? Isn’t creating people to be executed in any way inefficient for a god?

    • @Gumpmachine1
      @Gumpmachine1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don’t question it too hard or it won’t work

    • @AMC2283
      @AMC2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Gumpmachine1 stop asking completely logical questions?

    • @Gumpmachine1
      @Gumpmachine1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AMC2283 if you want to believe the story, then yes

    • @Clausewitz-jl8cl
      @Clausewitz-jl8cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well if god gives you free will to do whatever you know earth is kinda not his place its ours

    • @bjaaro4380
      @bjaaro4380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God is not about efficiency he is about free will. He gave us the ability to act our own but also gave laws as well. When mankind chose not to follow the laws he flooded the earth

  • @jeremiahcep
    @jeremiahcep 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You would not actually have to feed the animals everyday; you would only need to feed them enough to keep them alive and healthy enough to recover once back on land.

    • @agustinfranco0
      @agustinfranco0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      feed it as little as you want, it either dies or its still too much food.

    • @miaomiaochan
      @miaomiaochan หลายเดือนก่อน

      Back on the land that is devoid of plant life to sustain animal life after the flood receded? What about the changes in the climate and the habitats the animals were adapted to? What about the long journeys each animal would have had to take back to its original habitat without any sustenance?
      These and so many other concerns make it clear that the flood story is simply physically impossible.

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Also, for the atmosphere to hold enough water to flood the Earth up to the height of Everest, it would need to be 295km high, and that's if it had sea-level density all the way up, was at a constant 30°C, and was fully saturated with moisture throughout.

    • @Williamz9021
      @Williamz9021 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some people would argue that the earth was very different back then. Mountains as high as Everest didn't exist, and were actually created by the flood waters - the weight of the water pushing down on soft parts of the land pushed the mountains up into existence as they are now. Don't ask, I don't know how it works either. It's just an argument that I've heard. Go figure!

  • @markmark63
    @markmark63 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The worst It would face is the "rainfall". To cover the Earth to a depth just above Everest in 40 days, rain would have to fall at a rate around 15 times the average bath tap flow rate on every single point of the Earths surface.

    • @Wifgargfhaurh
      @Wifgargfhaurh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doesn't really matter. An Omnipotent God like in the story could do that with ease. If you're trying to disprove something then you've gotta do better than that.

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      would absolutely leave nothing left of the planet. definately all life would be gone

    • @markmark63
      @markmark63 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Wifgargfhaurh It works out at 642 million Niagaras - all over the earth. Nothing would survive. and nothing to eat for more than a yeear.

    • @mountainmummanz8418
      @mountainmummanz8418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Wifgargfhaurh ah yes, the God of the Gaps.

    • @chadjohnson-authormusician8072
      @chadjohnson-authormusician8072 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Wifgargfhaurh Right ... he's so omnipotent that he allows the devil to hang out and mess with everyone ... FOR SOME REASON ... instead of just blinking him out of existence - not to mention all the diseases and natural disasters that kill thousands of his children every year.
      I don't know why Christians play the Omnipotent/Omniscient card; it opens a Pandora's box of contradictions and absolutely ludicrous claims.

  • @jacktetra8952
    @jacktetra8952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Science: Debunks the Bible
    Christians: God works in mysterious ways

    • @simeyonwest1092
      @simeyonwest1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aye hear me out but…God does indeed work in mysterious ways

    • @anubisfox5765
      @anubisfox5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@simeyonwest1092 prove it or shut it

    • @simeyonwest1092
      @simeyonwest1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anubisfox5765 Can you disprove it?

    • @anubisfox5765
      @anubisfox5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@simeyonwest1092 ya easily lol almost all of the bible is utter easily proven nonsense. If the bible is nonsense then the god of it must be by simple logic. If god exist it would be as simple as showing himself to prove it and end all the violence but he doesnt because he isnt there

    • @mixstation9014
      @mixstation9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anubisfox5765 Hey yo! Did you know that Jesus fed thousands of people with a few bread and fish without exceeding ten? Did you also know that God save His child using a Crow? Do you even know what that means?

  • @roger7341
    @roger7341 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Double the size if the wife decides to bring along her wardrobe.