This is a part of the entire show, and the aliens come to Earth to learn about it, and they kidnap a woman and a random dude who was about to assault her. The skits are intervoven with the scenes where the pair and the aliens talk on their ship
@@RobReacts1 To be exact, the woman is not just any woman but a history teacher and the guy gets obducted by accident because the aliens show up when he tries to steal the woman's purse, so he gets "sucked in" as well.
The whole thing with Columbus sailing west was to discover a new trade route to India (since the Ottomans blocked the land route through Asia). Of course he "discovered" a new continent in the way though when he reached it he was convinced it was in fact India.
*reached, but I agree. Also he thought he can get rich when he arrive to king with spices (from India) and then gold (from America), so still it was a good investment
😂 KMN to najlepsza grupa kabaretowa. Uważam że powinieneś obejrzeć skecze pod tytułem " tata ze wsi" "słoiki" albo " gejowski ślub" ,😂 Ja akurat jest na początku nauki angielskiego więc wole jesze poczekać aż zaczne pisać po angielsku 😂,👍🏼
As far as I know, Columbus sailed to India and accidentally landed on a new land that we call America today. I think they were sailing to India for trade purposes, but by a different route than usual to avoid danger. And I think that's why they pretended to be Indians in the skit. Maybe I'm confabulating...
An old Man unfortunately cannot always.....but a woman can always;)... Besides..u know .. gravity... something down There unfortunately begins to sag a lot;/
Young men are like young full of strength wolves☺️...energetic and can always please a woman....on top of that their sweat is even alluring.....old men are like slow buffaloes, they sleep a lot,eat a lot, dont want do anything...on top of that ...;)they start to stink like old goats.Have a nice night!;)
The old man with young girl...its normal in the point of men wiev. Why? Just nature. Girls between 20-25 yo are attracted for any men in any age. Why? Our basic instinct: this age means giving men healthy children. If it is not true we should can be in love with 80 yo grandma. Why she is not attractive for us? Because she cannot be pregnant! But if( theoretically) she can, probability of given healthy child is very, very low.
@@RobReacts1 I don't understand, at the moment the population is larger and each year we are better in medicine. This is the merit of conquering continents, humanity is developing better
@@prometeusz1000 sure, the genocide, enslaving the native population, it didn't matter. I know of a certain "better developed" countries who thought the same in 1939, there was nothing wrong with that either, right?
@@Pan_Damjanek Gosciu w historii ludzkosci zawsze tak jest że lepsza cywylizacja wypiera gorszą. O jakim ludobojstwie mowisz, bardziej sie oplaca eksploatowac indianina niz go zabijac. Ludy amerykańskie sami siebie wybijali bardziej niż biały człowiek w wojnach. A to ze byli prymitywami to oczywiscie trzeba bylo ich unormalizować.
@@Pan_Damjanek Odwolujac sie do 39 kompletnie gowniane porównanie, co ma wspolnego kolonizacja do wojen demokratycznych ?! Demokratycznie wybrany Adolf zaatakowal Polske bo 3 rzesza była na skraju bankructwa, pozatym mielismy polityków ktorzy nas w te wojne wmanewrowali wiec slabe masz te strzały facet
Aliens are as big contrast, so the aliens were searching better live over galactics but they end up on earth and all was the same, so mutch efford for having the same. this is why all of them are moaning. this is typical in poland to high expressions. and of cours its cathing eyes, is not boring, something diferent.
2:25 what are you talking about. women age much worse. Basically after girl gets 25 she starts slowly falling apart and when she is 40 then it cant even be saved anymore. Guys on the other hand often looks almost the same when they are 30 and 60, just hair chanes color.
Buhahahhha, complete nonsense...aging completely doesnt depend on gender but on the organism!..some men age fast,others slower..same for women .. depends on genes,lifestyle,diet, health ....just by some" strange coinsidence":in all marriages i know its the woman who's attractive and well-groomed and the guy next to her like old grandfather.....oooo I think i know what this is all about!its the Poles who dont take duch terrible care of themselves...because men from western europe take great care of themselves and look cool ...in Poland "grease your face with this moisturizer because your skin is dry and redness,You will feel relief,willsee". "No!never!its fag*otry! "😂
This is a part of the entire show, and the aliens come to Earth to learn about it, and they kidnap a woman and a random dude who was about to assault her. The skits are intervoven with the scenes where the pair and the aliens talk on their ship
Ah now that boyi makes sense
@@RobReacts1 To be exact, the woman is not just any woman but a history teacher and the guy gets obducted by accident because the aliens show up when he tries to steal the woman's purse, so he gets "sucked in" as well.
Pan damjanek improved so much
Inka - polish brand of a famous grain cofee
The whole thing with Columbus sailing west was to discover a new trade route to India (since the Ottomans blocked the land route through Asia). Of course he "discovered" a new continent in the way though when he reached it he was convinced it was in fact India.
With discovering America in polish books, we have learnt that (Columb?) thought they have riched India, but it appeared it was America
*reached, but I agree. Also he thought he can get rich when he arrive to king with spices (from India) and then gold (from America), so still it was a good investment
Try watch whole 'history of Poland by KMN' programe, I'm curious how much of Poland's history you could learn from it.
Funny thing is I was thinking about that sketch recently. I was wondering if you would like it Rob 🙂😄
4:39 as far as I know there were native people called Miami or similarly
From this series, where kmn presents the history of the world, I recommend a skit about ancient Rome
Było
This is part of a larger performance entitled "historia świata według kabaretu moralnego niepokoju"
Kabaret Skeczów Męczących - Strajk
😂 KMN to najlepsza grupa kabaretowa.
Uważam że powinieneś obejrzeć skecze pod tytułem " tata ze wsi"
"słoiki" albo " gejowski ślub" ,😂
Ja akurat jest na początku nauki angielskiego więc wole jesze poczekać aż zaczne pisać po angielsku 😂,👍🏼
As far as I know, Columbus sailed to India and accidentally landed on a new land that we call America today. I think they were sailing to India for trade purposes, but by a different route than usual to avoid danger. And I think that's why they pretended to be Indians in the skit. Maybe I'm confabulating...
thanks , cpt obvious.
I reccomend Kabaret Ani Mru Mru - Dom starców
th-cam.com/video/csp6IqYM8mE/w-d-xo.html
Polecam
👍
Pozdrawiam!
Higly recomended Cezary Pazura , Igor Kwiatkowski and Andrzej Poniedzielski .
Why do you keep watching old skits instead of newer ones?
Please do a reaction to kmn- dzieci
О, Аншлаг на польском. Очень интересно 😁
My recommondation:
Paranienormalni Biedronka airlines koniecznie wersja z koszalina i ze wstępem
Soy beef 🤣🤣🤣
young girl with old guy is not odd.. it is lucky😂
As always, translation (subtitles) only from Polish to Polish. I would prefer from English to Polish ;)
POLIANDRIA - KABARET JURKI
Oj to jest dobry sketch.
Columb was thinking he was in India so he called native americans 'indians' and thats the root of this skit
I'm sure he knows it
Z tymi indiami to żart tzn joke.
Żarówka baltroczyka
Dajcie to idiotyczne albo podroz autobusem
An old man is not as old as an old woman. 🤪
An old Man unfortunately cannot always.....but a woman can always;)... Besides..u know .. gravity... something down There unfortunately begins to sag a lot;/
@@Angielska_Dama 🥀🌺💐
Pleas react to "Świat według Kiepskich" the best Polish movie
the worst, so cringe,
@jankowalski6338
To polski Epos narodowy jak Pan Tadeusz Panie
@@JakubDebinski-ob6rl tylko wsrod plebsu , chlopie.
@@jankowalski6338 Nie doceniasz Pan kultury wysokiej
@@JakubDebinski-ob6rl coz, to co dla ciebie jest sufitem dla mnie jest dolem kloacznym
You should check G.F. Darwin. :D
Have done but got blocked straight away
@@RobReacts1 Well. I hope you at least had fun watching :)
Men age like wine, women like milk
Haha
Kobiety są jak wino, najlepiej dojrzewają w piwnicy.
Young men are like young full of strength wolves☺️...energetic and can always please a woman....on top of that their sweat is even alluring.....old men are like slow buffaloes, they sleep a lot,eat a lot, dont want do anything...on top of that ...;)they start to stink like old goats.Have a nice night!;)
Rob pls check kabaret Ani mru mru "List do Pipy"
To zrób tłumaczenie. Wiesz ile byś musiał tam wyjaśnień dodawać, bo pełno jest tam gry słów.
@0plp0 czaje
The old man with young girl...its normal in the point of men wiev. Why? Just nature. Girls between 20-25 yo are attracted for any men in any age. Why? Our basic instinct: this age means giving men healthy children. If it is not true we should can be in love with 80 yo grandma. Why she is not attractive for us? Because she cannot be pregnant! But if( theoretically) she can, probability of given healthy child is very, very low.
Guys age like wine, Women age like milk !
Colonisation did not damage to this lands. America is expanded and modern continent thanks to this
Yes but the illnesses completely wiped out the population that we're currently there
@@RobReacts1 I don't understand, at the moment the population is larger and each year we are better in medicine. This is the merit of conquering continents, humanity is developing better
@@prometeusz1000 sure, the genocide, enslaving the native population, it didn't matter. I know of a certain "better developed" countries who thought the same in 1939, there was nothing wrong with that either, right?
@@Pan_Damjanek Gosciu w historii ludzkosci zawsze tak jest że lepsza cywylizacja wypiera gorszą. O jakim ludobojstwie mowisz, bardziej sie oplaca eksploatowac indianina niz go zabijac. Ludy amerykańskie sami siebie wybijali bardziej niż biały człowiek w wojnach. A to ze byli prymitywami to oczywiscie trzeba bylo ich unormalizować.
@@Pan_Damjanek Odwolujac sie do 39 kompletnie gowniane porównanie, co ma wspolnego kolonizacja do wojen demokratycznych ?! Demokratycznie wybrany Adolf zaatakowal Polske bo 3 rzesza była na skraju bankructwa, pozatym mielismy polityków ktorzy nas w te wojne wmanewrowali wiec slabe masz te strzały facet
Aliens are as big contrast, so the aliens were searching better live over galactics but they end up on earth and all was the same, so mutch efford for having the same. this is why all of them are moaning. this is typical in poland to high expressions. and of cours its cathing eyes, is not boring, something diferent.
2:25 what are you talking about. women age much worse. Basically after girl gets 25 she starts slowly falling apart and when she is 40 then it cant even be saved anymore. Guys on the other hand often looks almost the same when they are 30 and 60, just hair chanes color.
From my point of view I'm with you. 😌
Lol what??? On what planet do you live? Because I've never seen anything of the sort that you're describing.
Żartujesz 😂😂😂😂
@@halinaoowska9982 czyli pani po 25
Buhahahhha, complete nonsense...aging completely doesnt depend on gender but on the organism!..some men age fast,others slower..same for women .. depends on genes,lifestyle,diet, health ....just by some" strange coinsidence":in all marriages i know its the woman who's attractive and well-groomed and the guy next to her like old grandfather.....oooo I think i know what this is all about!its the Poles who dont take duch terrible care of themselves...because men from western europe take great care of themselves and look cool ...in Poland "grease your face with this moisturizer because your skin is dry and redness,You will feel relief,willsee". "No!never!its fag*otry! "😂