@@thatonehotbagel3244 As a fellow Helsinki resident, I can confirm that the holiday I took to Latvia really helped me live like an animal and get closer to the spirit of my city!
"Some people in Heaven want to be pets and live with humans forever." There are certainly corners of the internet where that hypothesis bears out, one has to admit.
I love how this translation turned the Dark Brotherhood into a black Muslim community backed by Hulu championing Mother's Day and women's rights in Skyrim.
It was probably a hard decision, what dragon lines to include, but one of my favorites that did not end up in this video is when Paarthurnax says, “It’s snowing. This is dangerous!” Also, Alduin: “This person is lazy, like me.”
I'm gonna be frequently reciting Friends' tangent about how he hates everything and everyone for a while. Absolutely kills me that he hates movies, singers, dancers, preachers, theater, football, and children all without skipping a beat lmfao
What a great end to the saga of 'badly translated skyrim', but I was a little sad that you edited out most of your own comments and laughs. These were just as good as the nonsense the NPCs were talking about.
You know, what really makes this work is that the madness is coherent. Hear me out. What I mean is, it's not just a bunch of random words spewed out. Like, they're not saying something like, "Car puppet down birthday city the snowed stupid was bee swords fabulous haha behind jarl tomato." After being filtered through 40 languages, there is still complete sentence structure with subjects, predicates, clauses, and all that. In other words, almost everything they say is, simply put, grammatically correct. For the most part. As opposed to just random words that have no meaning or any string of thought, like how I used above, you can actually understand what they're saying even though it makes no sense. It's coherently incoherent. That's impressive.
They have actually done the Dawnguard questline and yes Serana is all over the place, as is everyone else, they have also started on the Dragonborn DLC but with mainly just translated subtitles not voiced ones. This is a huge game and it’s hard to show all that they have changed in just a 20 minute video
What I love about this is that basically in this version the college of winterhold is full of web designers; the Companions are a bunch of retired veterans; and the Dark Brotherhood is a "Colored" muslim brotherhood. Just incredible!
@Formerly Blue You seriously have to start a merch shop with T-shirts available with texts on them like: "Alcoholic tumour" "I believe in shrimp" "My brother didn't touch you" "They brutally murdered me and took me to a party" "I only believe in one thing: it is known as breathing" "Strep Pneumonia" "Septic Tank Swan" "I don't want to send you JavaScript" etc. 🤣
I'd just like to say, I loved your videos on this mod by far the most out of anyone that I've seen cover it. You have a very good balance of showcasing the best of it and your reactions to it (mostly the rapturous laughter) really add to the experience. I honestly found it more enjoyable to watch your videos than to actually try the mod myself (though it is a ton of fun don't get me wrong). I'll be sitting in the corner and hoping that someday we see you do the DLC questlines as well, I can only imagine how funny those will be. Regardless, thanks a lot for all the laughs.
idk about anybody else but a lot of those one-liners and translations live rent-free in my head. Thanks to this compilation, they'll never move out. My favorite: Drazi stole the world and turned into a giant dragon on a motorcycle :D
I had a tickle in my throat before I started watching and then the next 45 minutes were a mess of laughing and coughing and needed to pause and grab tissues and do even more coughing. 11/10 would watch again 👌
3:36 2920 is a part number for several things at O'Reilly; 1 - FelPro High Performance Crankshaft Seal, for a 1990s Chevy C/K series truck with the 454 big block 2 - Burco mirror glass replacement for the driver side mirror of a 1998-2000 Lexus GS300 or GS400 3 - ExTang BlackMax tonneau cover for a 1999-2005 Chevy Silverado or GMC Sierrra 4 - MSD electric fuel pump for engines making up to 525 horsepower 5 - Auto Meter dashboard faceplate for a 1982-1984 Pontiac Firebird 6 - Gates TruFlex fractional horsepower belt, 1/2 inch wide and 92 inches in diameter (that's a big ass FHP belt, what the fuck does that go on? The widest mowing deck in the suburbs?) This tells me that this book is just the Skyrim equivalent of that one guy who needs to fix his truck but has no idea what that one part bolted to his throttle body is called (idle air control valves are like forbidden esoteric knowledge in my town apparently) and just wants the poor bastard at the parts counter to order everything. (Dagoth Ur voice) Some illiterate Nord n'wah broke the axle on his carriage and when he scried his local carriage parts store, the filthy Fetcher did not tell the Dunmer artificer at the counter what kind of carriage he had, and when the axle bearing was not ordered, his facial expression resembled that of a particularly surprised electrically charged, yellow furred skeever. He does not honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
This Esbern's "Niiiice" always gets me. Perfect, but we still have so much to do, like a bards college and side quests. Also we still have the DLCs, and then other games, like fallout 4 ;)
"uNfOrTuNaTeLy, UmMmMm...NaTuRe"
Truly Paarthurnax is the philosopher-king of the Monahven lol
He is right tho
pigeons can do things that humans cannot
9:13 for those wondering
@@Kwauhn.Thanks for the timestamp 👍🏻
"Prozac: For good reason"
"Intelligence doesn´t happen in your head." Yeah, that´s a penalty kick of some kind.
"You are made of stupid"
of all the chaos in this mod, why is esbern examining the carving and saying "Niiiice!" the funniest thing to me?
8:23
The moment he says this is so god damn perfect. He slowly walks over to the wall, looks at the pcture (or whatever) and just goes with "NIIIICE!"
God same, he’s looking at ancient stone carvings and just going “NIIICE!” 😭
"It's time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" kinda goes hard tbh
Reminds me of Vivec's "reach heaven through violence" to Nerevar
Naw I just left this same comment before I saw yours 😭
Mankind after the original sin
Lucifer starting the war in heaven:
"That's right, Mom, you're the CEO of Hulu" - Cicero 2024
"Unfortunately... ummm... nature..."
Paarthurnax is wack.
9:13
"One year ago my father died 100 years ago"
Meaning it's been 101 years.
This one actually is one of the few that made sense.
Now this... this is how Skyrim was always meant to be played.
It's sixteen times the translations!
_All of this just works._
Hey, this is DougDoug, where we solve problems that no one has.
Underrated moment was when the shop keeper in Riverwood somehow mentioned the exact time it was in game.
As a Latvian I can confirm that we live like animals.
But are you as animalistic as those folks in Helsinki ?
As someone living in Helsinki, I know the feeling...
@@thatonehotbagel3244 As a fellow Helsinki resident, I can confirm that the holiday I took to Latvia really helped me live like an animal and get closer to the spirit of my city!
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"king Olaf burned the moon. Happiness never ends" well, it seems like the TTS moonweed lore expands.
I think it’s hilarious that that series uses some of the same voices.
The moon! Holy shit the moon! It's git a blunt on it
The elves flew down on a giant blunt
5:42
"I only believe in one thing, it is called breathing." 😂
22:24 I lose it everytime at J'zargo using all possible variants of his name except the correct one
"I'll see you another day." - Death
Geez😂🤣
We need a fallout 4 badly translated edition
Yes, with the voiced protagonist the entire story will become surreal. And probably more interesting.
And Oblivion
Yes!
Plot might make more sense
I've watched the whole playlist multiple times and still "Niiiiice" has me in stitches every time
"Not all leaders rule with power, respect, or martial arts." You know, I couldn't have said it better myself.
I love how all of the dragons and draugr sound like they're completely stoned.
That bear will always be known as the king of rice.
You still haven't done the Stormcock questline
And DLC
Miraak's lines are probably batshit insane with this mod
The issue is that Aelphyric Stormcock will then put Blue between his legs, and TH-cam will *not* like that!
Alfred Stormcock saying he is going to put Skyrim between his legs is the funniest thing ever xD
“Aliens are Dangerous and Evil.” That’s a pretty simple way to explain the Daedra.
Cicero:
Do you need specialized cardiovascular surgery?
I just love the deep and authoritative voices of Honey and Stupid Ghost spewing absolute nonsense.
"Some people in Heaven want to be pets and live with humans forever."
There are certainly corners of the internet where that hypothesis bears out, one has to admit.
the guy named "VIP flight" that immediately says "if you want to fly, come to me" sent me in stitches
“Dobby is not Hasbro’s Jasmine” made me nearly cough out a lung laughing when I heard it in the original video. So glad it made the best of cut
Not the "don't get married here" after all the jumble? XD
@@davidpayne697"don't get married there" in immediate succession to the chant had more fucking ROLLING.😂Completely caught me off guard.
8:38 Dang, the motorcycle line hit so much harder after the prior lines which actually sounded pretty serious, but those aren't in this video
That hit me hard too. Dragons on motorcycles
2:31 “Otherwise, I will break your mouth and nose.” Said so nonchalantly 🤣
“I saw you smoking! It’s easy to get hooked!” Bro just had your best interest in mind.
I love how this translation turned the Dark Brotherhood into a black Muslim community backed by Hulu championing Mother's Day and women's rights in Skyrim.
I have a feeling some things weren't from a translation.
6:51 "My job is to sit." *Gets up*.
I keep having to pause to calm down, just banger after banger after banger is getting me close to cry-laughing
My favorite is, and always has been, "Unfortunately... Ummm... Nature" 😆
9:13
Alfred Stormcock saying he is going to put Skyrim between his legs is the funniest thing ever xD
3 reoccurring themes:
Football
Islam
Overdated technology
Don't forget WW1 and the Ottoman Empire
And dogs
Smoking
Black people
Black community
24:55 Being threated with JavaScript, truly gruesome stuff
"You picked a wrong time to loose a loved one."
Dahm...
Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy.
Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy.
"If you win you will receive a prize it's whiterun"- Jarl Big Ball
"Each syllable consists of more than three syllables." made me run out of air laughing, lmfao
"I love you. I wanna do something for you, just with my hands" Is the best part of the fucking video.
"you chose the wrong time to lose a loved one." Is there a right time?!?!
Long live the Ottoman empire!
*MECIDIYE MARSHI EARRAPE*
Kesinlikle
It was probably a hard decision, what dragon lines to include, but one of my favorites that did not end up in this video is when Paarthurnax says, “It’s snowing. This is dangerous!”
Also, Alduin: “This person is lazy, like me.”
that gibberish mantra ended up with "washing clothes" can't make me stop laughing even after seeing it a lot of time
Now we need to see what the Dawnguard and Dragonborn dlcs hold
I'm gonna be frequently reciting Friends' tangent about how he hates everything and everyone for a while. Absolutely kills me that he hates movies, singers, dancers, preachers, theater, football, and children all without skipping a beat lmfao
"Rogerville, after killing King Toric Alfric, helped Stormcock escape the city"
Stormcock got me 😂😂😂
14:58 Cicero's one-liner, as he is about to stab you right into the heart...
24:01 why does the dragon priest sound like dr phil
"Septic Tank Swan".... oh God that's SO disgusting hahahaha!
What a great end to the saga of 'badly translated skyrim', but I was a little sad that you edited out most of your own comments and laughs. These were just as good as the nonsense the NPCs were talking about.
2:37 Ottomans are Roman successors confirmed
not enough rûm in solitude
Nice! -Esbern
It wasn't a clip in this video, but the first time Whiterun was mentioned as White Ron, lmfao that moment has stuck with me for months now.
You know, what really makes this work is that the madness is coherent. Hear me out. What I mean is, it's not just a bunch of random words spewed out. Like, they're not saying something like, "Car puppet down birthday city the snowed stupid was bee swords fabulous haha behind jarl tomato." After being filtered through 40 languages, there is still complete sentence structure with subjects, predicates, clauses, and all that. In other words, almost everything they say is, simply put, grammatically correct. For the most part. As opposed to just random words that have no meaning or any string of thought, like how I used above, you can actually understand what they're saying even though it makes no sense. It's coherently incoherent. That's impressive.
I think that's one of the things that makes it so funny.
8:23
Still my favorite line.
It's the delivery, so funny 🤣
'A good nights sleep is a good nights sleep. many books have been written on the subject.'
🤔hmm very interesting. hello!
"Neela Bhoomi Parampara" - Blue Earth Legacy/Continuation
Ooh, this came out just in time! I was just prepared to drink some tea lol. Just gotta be careful and not spill it on myself while laughing!
Skyrim "The Modern Age"
How about badly translated DLC's? Does we need to wait it??? I think that badly translated Serana would be amazing!
They have actually done the Dawnguard questline and yes Serana is all over the place, as is everyone else, they have also started on the Dragonborn DLC but with mainly just translated subtitles not voiced ones. This is a huge game and it’s hard to show all that they have changed in just a 20 minute video
A few others have done the dawnguard, and yeah, Serana is completely unhinged, amd valerica isn't much better.
Big Jarl Ballin'!
He be Ballin Swag!
He's lord of the rings
He's got the new Forgis on the Jarl
He's gonna rule till the Bloody Bottoms is underneath...
13:58
*"Hallelujah, you bunch of Abominations!"*
- Hillevi Cruel-Sea to the dunmer and argonians of Windhelm, c.4E 201
That "Nice!" moment gets me EVERY time!
What I love about this is that basically in this version the college of winterhold is full of web designers; the Companions are a bunch of retired veterans; and the Dark Brotherhood is a "Colored" muslim brotherhood. Just incredible!
the way that Jarl Ballin is now canon
"Call me crazy if you want, but i believe in shrimp."
-Corrugated
Brynjolf abruptly telling you to kill yourself had me crying
"You must drink, you must drink"
Heh don't have to tell me twice
ironically, i believe cicero would make a good cardiovascular specialist
@Formerly Blue You seriously have to start a merch shop with T-shirts available with texts on them like:
"Alcoholic tumour"
"I believe in shrimp"
"My brother didn't touch you"
"They brutally murdered me and took me to a party"
"I only believe in one thing: it is known as breathing"
"Strep Pneumonia"
"Septic Tank Swan"
"I don't want to send you JavaScript"
etc.
🤣
2:43 "The land of Skyrim has a new donut! And it has no taste! I just shit myself..."
That is what crossed my mind when I saw that.
As an iranian, i confirm we dont believe in magic. 😊😅🎉😂
Not a good start 😕
No magic carpets there?
@@mr.kobayashi1675 that magic lies in hand of the weaver.
@@mr.kobayashi1675 that magic lies in hand of the weaver.
@@TellEmB290 why???
paarthurnax being called stupid ghost was the first part that made me audibly laugh lol
I'd just like to say, I loved your videos on this mod by far the most out of anyone that I've seen cover it. You have a very good balance of showcasing the best of it and your reactions to it (mostly the rapturous laughter) really add to the experience. I honestly found it more enjoyable to watch your videos than to actually try the mod myself (though it is a ton of fun don't get me wrong). I'll be sitting in the corner and hoping that someday we see you do the DLC questlines as well, I can only imagine how funny those will be. Regardless, thanks a lot for all the laughs.
“I believe in you because I believe in you” has big “believe in the me that believes in you” energy
The dragons sound like stoners dropping acid….i am laughing so hard I can’t breathe
"Nal salk do chin, nal salk do richador, arak nal salk..."
"Don't get married there."
The matter of fact delivery from "Abandoned Dog" is just... mwah
I can't wait to have a son, so I can name him "Bassian Operating System".
We need more of this
"you must drink, you must drink!😂
idk about anybody else but a lot of those one-liners and translations live rent-free in my head. Thanks to this compilation, they'll never move out. My favorite: Drazi stole the world and turned into a giant dragon on a motorcycle :D
Companies that want to avoid paying employee benefits be like:
I'm glad to start referring to you as a consultant.
I had a tickle in my throat before I started watching and then the next 45 minutes were a mess of laughing and coughing and needed to pause and grab tissues and do even more coughing. 11/10 would watch again 👌
An absoluetely comedically perfect series. Thank you for putting all this nonsense and stuff into a comprehensible and engaging videos/series.
OK this is like the 3rd time I'm rewatching this series... 3min in and I'm already gasping for air from laughing.
"crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy"
"crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy"
-Vacation in paris (pantea) 2024
On my right is someone I'll call tana from whiterun. This is the highest honor I have received.
“Long live the Ottoman Empire” sent me
"Thanks, shovel!" always makes me laugh... xD I will absolutely start using that in real life.
So glad you made a Best of!
Christ, I was wheezing like a teapot at this. LOL
NIIIIICE!
-Esbern
14:58 When the doctor becomes an assassin and threatens to tear out your heart.
"I don't care what the government does." Dude, you ARE the government.
Niiice!
I fookin love this mod. Damn good job formerly blue
3:36 2920 is a part number for several things at O'Reilly;
1 - FelPro High Performance Crankshaft Seal, for a 1990s Chevy C/K series truck with the 454 big block
2 - Burco mirror glass replacement for the driver side mirror of a 1998-2000 Lexus GS300 or GS400
3 - ExTang BlackMax tonneau cover for a 1999-2005 Chevy Silverado or GMC Sierrra
4 - MSD electric fuel pump for engines making up to 525 horsepower
5 - Auto Meter dashboard faceplate for a 1982-1984 Pontiac Firebird
6 - Gates TruFlex fractional horsepower belt, 1/2 inch wide and 92 inches in diameter (that's a big ass FHP belt, what the fuck does that go on? The widest mowing deck in the suburbs?)
This tells me that this book is just the Skyrim equivalent of that one guy who needs to fix his truck but has no idea what that one part bolted to his throttle body is called (idle air control valves are like forbidden esoteric knowledge in my town apparently) and just wants the poor bastard at the parts counter to order everything. (Dagoth Ur voice) Some illiterate Nord n'wah broke the axle on his carriage and when he scried his local carriage parts store, the filthy Fetcher did not tell the Dunmer artificer at the counter what kind of carriage he had, and when the axle bearing was not ordered, his facial expression resembled that of a particularly surprised electrically charged, yellow furred skeever. He does not honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
This Esbern's "Niiiice" always gets me. Perfect, but we still have so much to do, like a bards college and side quests. Also we still have the DLCs, and then other games, like fallout 4 ;)
I'm gonna try my hardest to make "I'll be back like a cow in a moment" a saying