The concept of "Known Unknowns" and "Unknown Unknowns", come to mind "Known Unknowns" are the variables that, in a given context, have a high enough probability of happening, or even guaranteed to happen at least once; variables that may be accordingly planned for to minimize, if not eliminate, their affects. E.g. suburban construction where a worker gets injured on the job. "Unknown Unknowns" are the variables that, given the context, have such a tiny, if not utterly null, chance of happening that one cannot accordingly plan for it happening. E.g. suburban construction where a high-speed police chase ends with the chased car taking out the building.
@@heresthadude1080 Ikr? Closest things we've got at the moment are Pika-clones. I could totally imagine like, a fire type squirrel that gathers charcoal instead of acorns.
Recurring themes in the lore of this badly translated series so far: - FormerlyBlue apparently has a boyfriend (? - Enemies are super polite - Dolphin - Football - Golden globes - NPC's randomly saying they love you - Galo was a ponzi scheme master (? Perfect, just perfect, I hope this series continues, it has been a while since I laughed so hard
I'm starting to think that dolphins and football could be related tho, if all the dolphin talk is really just referring to the most popular football team in the province!
Potential alternative reading of the continuous "do you have a boyfriend?" could be that FormerlyBlue is a very saught after bachelor and there is a rumor that he has a boyfriend, so people feel the need to ask. FormerlyBlue has yet to in-game say no, further pushing the rumors
He also revealed that Frodo had the Ring to Faramir after Frodo did indeed 'hire' him on as a guide. See, Frodo, you really should have paid Gollum....
I'd love to see the Mages Guild badly translated next! Can't wait to hear the confusing and/or surprisingly meaningful dialogue that awaits us there...
"I sold my wife to open this place" 5:22 I love how he says it like it was the best decision of his life. 🤣 Edit: "Coming to this country was a big mistake!". Oh, nevermind. 😅
He's happy that he sold his wife to open a place but he's not happy that he opened the place specifically in that country. Anywhere else then it'll be fine
All that dialogue goofiness and "what is a butterfly" from Karliah was what took me out The nightingale armor set being pajamas is so hilariously dumb I now will never be able to think about it differently again.
See, these comments make me realize just how jam-packed this translation is, there's so much stuff you all catch that I don't pick up on while playing it!
I mean considering the Black Community of the Badly Translated Skyrim world is a bunch of muslim assassins who celebrate Mother's Day a lot... hard to blame them XD
Since the Dark Brotherhood pointed you to the Thieves Guild, and the Thieves Guild pointed you to the College of Winterhold, I think it'd be appropriate to head there next. It's too bad the College doesn't really point you to the Companions, nor the Companions to the Dark Brotherhood. Would've tied a nice bow around all the major factions.
The garnets translating to pomegranates and hand granades is probably because one of the languages it goes through is polish, where "granat" means all three of these things (and the color of navy blue)
I totally want to use that next time somebody wants me to do something. "I wish I could help, but I've been stuck in this room for about 15 minutes, so..." 😂
Right out of a pop song: "Hi, it's me! I'm the Problem, it's me!" Or it came off an airplane crash voice recorder. "What's the problem? - *bang* - I'm the Problem!"
We can add: . Malaysia. . The Congress of Riften. . Islam is a popular religion in Skyrim, probably gained in popularity in the Stormcloak held areas, since the Ottoman Sultan was assassinated by the Muslim-Black community rebels. . The Golden Globe awards. . Valencia and Bethlahem and Jordan. . There's a guy called Steam Warrior. . You are now a part of the World Defence Organisation after slaying Traffic.
that's true, only arabic has high standard for the word god. Allah translates to the God (the one and only). similar in english translating to: God. while ilah translates to simply: god, which is present in any other language. it's why arab christians and arabic bible uses Allah for God.
I just wanted to take a moment and thank you for the badly translated Skyrim videos. I have not laughed this hard in a very very long time! Keep up the good work.
I'm not a native English speaker: I preferred your videos of Skyrim without mods, the zooming dialogues prevent me from appreciating the new nonsenses without subtitles... In other videos, I laughed a lot!
"I Understand: Title. What is the origin of this word?" inspired me to literally look up the etymology of the word title. Apparently it's from the 14th century and meant 'chapter of a book or legal position'. It hasn't changed much. I did not research her later question "what is a butterfly?". I didn't want to get bogged down in insect biology.
This is literally how the thieves should speak in public because of thieves cant and shit. Like when “corrugated” says “I won’t steal my mother’s silver ring from the draw under the chair”. Makes no sense to people who don’t speak the language of the thieves
"If you ask someone who doesn't know where they're going, they'll probably say Well it all starts here..." Sharm-e, Argonian-Squirrel, 21st of Frostfall 4e 201
Potassium deficiency symptoms may include: weakness and fatigue feeling tired muscle cramps an abnormal heart rhythm (arrhythmia) - skipped heartbeats or an irregular heartbeat So he asked you about this because he thought you were too tired and cramped.
There's an NPC named "Hair Loss" inside of Fort Amol. Maybe that's who the Hair Growth item belongs to. Come to think of it, all of the mages in Fort Amol have hilariously stupid names with this mod, you should check it out.
Absolutely inspired, brilliant stuff - there are so many quotable yet utterly bizarre, inexplicable lines & moments here. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard as I did with this, I was genuinely struggling to breathe! Can anyone name such a game that, even after thirteen years, it can deliver so much pleasure to the world???
"I wouldn't be surprised if they surprised us"
Wise words
Google translate just has a way with words!
The concept of "Known Unknowns" and "Unknown Unknowns", come to mind
"Known Unknowns" are the variables that, in a given context, have a high enough probability of happening, or even guaranteed to happen at least once; variables that may be accordingly planned for to minimize, if not eliminate, their affects. E.g. suburban construction where a worker gets injured on the job.
"Unknown Unknowns" are the variables that, given the context, have such a tiny, if not utterly null, chance of happening that one cannot accordingly plan for it happening. E.g. suburban construction where a high-speed police chase ends with the chased car taking out the building.
@cecilia3379 bro went full regirock mode
football is a big part of nordic tradition ever since Jurgen windcaller took the penalty kick
23:26 "I only believe in one thing. It is known as breathing"
Do you require specialized cardiovascular services?
Brynjolf: "Well, I believe in S.H.R.I.M.P."
Every nihilistic action hero
*Mercer proceeds to stop breathing.*
@@heresthadude1080LOL I ship it
If the Dohvakin is to join a band, he certainly should do the vocals. He has a killer voice.
Strong voice that'll absolutely blow the crowd away.
4:16 I can't believe Corrugated hit you with a 'pls kys' and you still joined 💀💀💀
At least he quickly added, "Wait"...
Clippable moment
bro though he was Frieren for a second there.
💀💀💀
Well, he wants you to kill people, dammit. He just wants you to start with yourself 😂
"Please come back when your calves has grown."
Every gym bro: *Emotional Damage*
*insert walter white falling and crying*
Thou Shalt Not Skippeth Leg Day
personally, when i heard "calves", i thought "baby cows"
"I recommend spending time in the gym." -The Man on the Moon is Delvin Mallory
The choice to be either a duck, bunny, or squirrel sounds like it'd be a starter pokemon roster.
We need a squirrel starter
@@heresthadude1080 Because thay are the beefiest?
I’m leaning ducks. They’re stealthy and know what they’re doing
@@heresthadude1080 Ikr? Closest things we've got at the moment are Pika-clones. I could totally imagine like, a fire type squirrel that gathers charcoal instead of acorns.
@@feiradragon7915 How about a rabbit that hops on water and feeds on lily pads?
That one friend: “what would you do if you were struck by lightning and fell into a hole?”
Would you still love me if I was struck by lightning and fell in a hole?
I know this because it’s been happening to me for years
I lose it whenever I hear that "I saw you smoking!" combat line.
Ever since smoking became punishable by death, things got really crazy out there in Skyrim.
to be fair, it was a non-smoking area.
@@Fang.1 i believe it is a misconception people should not smoke, you must drink you must drink
Stop living a bad life!
It’s easy to get hooked!
26:46 - Well, I am certainly not surprised you have to give the "cryptocurrency magazine" to someone named "Fraud". It actually makes perfect sense.
😂😂😂😂
"Calm me crazy if you want, but I choose to believe in shrimp" yeah, you're crazy, Corrugated
I think it’s because they dont want to commit self-ercide 😂
I believe that human beings and shrimp can coexist peacefully.
The Thieves Guild is so effective that they even stole the language.
1:21
Of course the thieves guild would be involved with crypto
They have plunged new depths of stupidity.
Buy GallusCoin NOW!
Brainlet take . I made 2.5 million :)
@@Jimbow-sz9kh Please go to rehab, Jimbow, your family misses you.
@@asurmenhandofasuryan4610 not until I blow through the rest of this 2 million on blow
"Stop living a bad life! "
“You can start swearing in your pajamas”
The good life
Now that`s a real wake-up call!
Most motivational speaker in skyrim.
If you're homeless, just buy a house. Same energy.
I saw you smoking!
Recurring themes in the lore of this badly translated series so far:
- FormerlyBlue apparently has a boyfriend (?
- Enemies are super polite
- Dolphin
- Football
- Golden globes
- NPC's randomly saying they love you
- Galo was a ponzi scheme master (?
Perfect, just perfect, I hope this series continues, it has been a while since I laughed so hard
I'm starting to think that dolphins and football could be related tho, if all the dolphin talk is really just referring to the most popular football team in the province!
You forgot the racism. So much racism.
The boyfriend thing is giving off Tumblr "These two guys are friends so they must be dating, right? RIGHT??" vibes
Potential alternative reading of the continuous "do you have a boyfriend?" could be that FormerlyBlue is a very saught after bachelor and there is a rumor that he has a boyfriend, so people feel the need to ask. FormerlyBlue has yet to in-game say no, further pushing the rumors
@@Religion0 You have no idea how much we removed as well LOL
36:45 "Girl, i don't care. 💅✨"
that might be one of the best pfp I have ever seen
They brutally murdered me and took me to a party.... I am imagining a dead thief trashed on the couch while others are drinking beers and having fun.
Weekend at Bernie's (1989). XD
@@mr.kobayashi1675 Only if Eli Roth remade WAB
A Viking ceremony😂😂😂😂
2:13 "If you drink water, your wish will come true"
And that's why we stay hydrated folks!
It’ll also grant you immortality, apparently.
Literally, hydrate or diedrate.
"The man on the moon is Delvin Mallory" sounds like a real niche indie band that your friend loves.
14:15 "if you're not sure, do your homework and repent."
She's a boomer.
My mom when I told her I was bored
21:55 - "Does Gollum share information about his clients?"
Well, I know for sure he revealed the surname of a certain hobbit to a dark overlord...
He also revealed that Frodo had the Ring to Faramir after Frodo did indeed 'hire' him on as a guide.
See, Frodo, you really should have paid Gollum....
@@theoaremevano3227 Not according to the books. :)
The dragur saying with such conviction: "Clock tower! It's so powerful!" Had me laughing to the point where it was painful.
"Description: Dinosaur!"
@@taylordavis5398 "Trimble!"
@@taylordavis5398 I wonder what the hell the original line was supposed to be.
Then he just gets DROPPED hahaha
@@MasterSkyrim1000Some Draugr mutter in the Dragon language. Guessing its that
"knowledge is knowledge"
They're not wrong
That's like Cersei saying "power is power"
You can't boo them they are right
A good night’s sleep is a good night’s sleep
math is math
The floor is made out of floor in Skyrim.
"Anyway, that was it, guys".
Now you have to finish all your videos with this phrase
I'd love to see the Mages Guild badly translated next! Can't wait to hear the confusing and/or surprisingly meaningful dialogue that awaits us there...
"I only believe in one thing. It is known as 'Breating'" hahaha perfect! 23:25
I am stealing this killer of a text. Immediately shuts down any argument.
"I sold my wife to open this place" 5:22
I love how he says it like it was the best decision of his life. 🤣
Edit: "Coming to this country was a big mistake!".
Oh, nevermind. 😅
He's happy that he sold his wife to open a place but he's not happy that he opened the place specifically in that country. Anywhere else then it'll be fine
he's related to belethor
"If you ask someone who doesn't know where they're going, they're probably say well it all starts here". Now that is deep! Damn...
4:14 he got so mad when you asked if you’re getting a cut💀😭
All that dialogue goofiness and "what is a butterfly" from Karliah was what took me out
The nightingale armor set being pajamas is so hilariously dumb I now will never be able to think about it differently again.
"He broke the rules with his teeth", great phrase, breaking the rules is so rarely done in physical manner...
"We didn't kill him because he wasn't black. We put him in jail." Wow, Skyrim is really a racist country.
Average American cop
Mr. Speaker, we can never compromise to black
😂 even in the lore skyrim is a pretty racist place
See, these comments make me realize just how jam-packed this translation is, there's so much stuff you all catch that I don't pick up on while playing it!
I mean considering the Black Community of the Badly Translated Skyrim world is a bunch of muslim assassins who celebrate Mother's Day a lot... hard to blame them XD
24:10 pomegranates are actually a high potassium food
Learned something new I guess
Freelance Shooter watching out for our nutrition before trying to murder us.
I love the game couldn't get Delphine's name right, instead calling her Dolphin.
But somehow Delvin gets translated to Delphine part of the time
@14:02 "Smaller newspaper companies could take advantage of this problem to expand their market"
Holy shit dude this is serious
21:01 feel bad for that friendly fren only wanting to say hellos
Hello
A Pirate is a Pirate
@@baron3904 Meaning: Education.
@@埊Breathe and run fast
@@baron3904 Hello
Freelance Shooter: "I only believe in one thing: breathing." I mean, it's hard to argue against that.
Since the Dark Brotherhood pointed you to the Thieves Guild, and the Thieves Guild pointed you to the College of Winterhold, I think it'd be appropriate to head there next. It's too bad the College doesn't really point you to the Companions, nor the Companions to the Dark Brotherhood. Would've tied a nice bow around all the major factions.
The Companions honestly seem pretty oblivious to the fact that anything is happening in Skyrim besides their whole werewolf issue.
At least we know that Delvin Malory is the man on the moon now.
12:12 motivational jumpscare
"struck by lightning then fell into a hole" was oddly specific lol
Imagine talking to someone and they say “he looked at me” and then just silence and expressionless. How odd
The garnets translating to pomegranates and hand granades is probably because one of the languages it goes through is polish, where "granat" means all three of these things (and the color of navy blue)
It could also be czech. In there, both garnet and hand grenade are also called "granát", and pomegranet is "granátové jablko" (garnet apple).
Also German:
"Granat" for garnet, "Granatapfel" for pomegranate and "Granate" for grenade
I wish I could help but I've been stuck in this room for about 15 minutes killed me laughing
also the potassium deficiency question
I totally want to use that next time somebody wants me to do something. "I wish I could help, but I've been stuck in this room for about 15 minutes, so..." 😂
I had to pause the video for several minutes to recover after that question ^^
12:04 “I saw you smoking!” It’s back!!! 😂😂😂
27:35 Steam confirmed to exist in Badly Translated Skyrim universe, also gamers using it are called Steam Warriors it seems XD
Girl labeled as Problem in a bar. More relatable than I might have wanted it to be.
Right out of a pop song: "Hi, it's me! I'm the Problem, it's me!"
Or it came off an airplane crash voice recorder. "What's the problem? - *bang* - I'm the Problem!"
Freelance shooter is the best character in the series everything he says is pure insanity I feel like i need to medicate my self just listening to him
I made the mistake of watching this at work in a quiet office. My coworkers keep looking at me weird because I’m trying so hard not to laugh 😂
then explain to them what it is, and maybe they will also like 之.
“Sorry, I’m already dead but sorry, I’m not here today” is my new work voicemail.
“You can start swearing in your pajamas.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will swear my pajamas in as a knight of the realm.
I believe in shrimp!
- Corrugated
"I'll see you another day." ~ Death
That was creey af lmao
"I wish I could help, but I've been stuck in this room for about 15 minutes."
Poor guy.
It's actually Stanley working on getting the broom closet ending
I would really appreciate you not cropping the subtitles, the complete nonsense is sometimes hard to understand without them
Yeah. Not that subtitles exactly helped to understand what the hell is going on here, but it's an accessibility thing.
please do daedric quests, i NEED to see the sheogorath questline lol
The voice of Barbus will be hilarious
The Commander of the White Guard, King Sergeant Hunningbro is my favorite commander in Skyrim tbh
We can add:
. Malaysia.
. The Congress of Riften.
. Islam is a popular religion in Skyrim, probably gained in popularity in the Stormcloak held areas, since the Ottoman Sultan was assassinated by the Muslim-Black community rebels.
. The Golden Globe awards.
. Valencia and Bethlahem and Jordan.
. There's a guy called Steam Warrior.
. You are now a part of the World Defence Organisation after slaying Traffic.
The line that seems to always gets me is "he is one of the beefest squirrels that i know"
3:18 you better treat that soon don't want to lose your Internet connection
Sharm:e “There’s only one thing in the blue house.”
Me: “A bear perhaps?”
I believe in Shrimp too.
The College of Winterhold would be hilarious! My vote's for them next.
i think once u translate anything that means "god" into any arabic language it turns into Allah and Allah never becomes translated back.
No no, you see she is secretly a member of the Muslim brotherhood
Good old Allah Gold and General Space.
@@devinthieraultNice to find another Backstroke of the West enjoyer here. It really should be required viewing for anyone enjoying this
that's true, only arabic has high standard for the word god. Allah translates to the God (the one and only). similar in english translating to: God.
while ilah translates to simply: god, which is present in any other language.
it's why arab christians and arabic bible uses Allah for God.
_"I only believe in one thing: it is known as _*_breathing!_*_ "_ & The Companions, please! :3
I just wanted to take a moment and thank you for the badly translated Skyrim videos. I have not laughed this hard in a very very long time! Keep up the good work.
Glad you're enjoying :)
24:00 me trying to small talk
I'm not a native English speaker: I preferred your videos of Skyrim without mods, the zooming dialogues prevent me from appreciating the new nonsenses without subtitles... In other videos, I laughed a lot!
skill issue
"I don't like drinking alcohol. Our enemies will pay the price!" 😂
"I Understand: Title. What is the origin of this word?" inspired me to literally look up the etymology of the word title. Apparently it's from the 14th century and meant 'chapter of a book or legal position'. It hasn't changed much. I did not research her later question "what is a butterfly?". I didn't want to get bogged down in insect biology.
This translated version sounds like thieves guild is some kind of resistance movement during WWII or something XD
Freelance shooter’s ways with words is above our mortal understanding
"Jealousy breeds evil no one knows" -Freelance Shooter
DB"hey, so I'll get a cut, right?"
Brynjolf: "please kys"
Perfect
This is literally how the thieves should speak in public because of thieves cant and shit. Like when “corrugated” says “I won’t steal my mother’s silver ring from the draw under the chair”. Makes no sense to people who don’t speak the language of the thieves
"If you ask someone who doesn't know where they're going, they'll probably say Well it all starts here..." Sharm-e, Argonian-Squirrel, 21st of Frostfall 4e 201
"I only believe in one thing - it is known as breathing"
Words to live by, Freelance Shooter - quite literally!
No, Corrugated, I have never been more tired in my life
21:01
Hello.
Hello!
Hello...
:(
This is important:
Hello...
24:42 - Description: Dinosaur
Winterhold time 👀 spells sounding even crazier
“GIRL I DON’T CARE” 😭
Potassium deficiency symptoms may include:
weakness and fatigue
feeling tired
muscle cramps
an abnormal heart rhythm (arrhythmia) - skipped heartbeats or an irregular heartbeat
So he asked you about this because he thought you were too tired and cramped.
I about died when that draugr yelled YEAH
Never click this quick to a video before. The best skyrim series ever😂
With this mod's hard time with animal continuity, can you please become a werewolf?! I feel like that's the ultimate beefy squirrel.
Thank you for this, needed a good laugh. “Corrugated” and “Freelance Shooter” were hilarious
"We didn't kill him because he wasn't black" I didn't realise Brynjolf was a real life cop!
I thought that was what I heard
7 unarmed black killed, 22 unarmed white killed. Curb your ignorance.
Crime rates
13 percent do fiddy crime
I mean, you already knew he was a professional criminal. Why are you surprised he's a cop?
1:22 "We didn't kill him because he wasn't black" ... WHOA DUDE lol
36:03 the reason is quite shrimple .
There's an NPC named "Hair Loss" inside of Fort Amol. Maybe that's who the Hair Growth item belongs to. Come to think of it, all of the mages in Fort Amol have hilariously stupid names with this mod, you should check it out.
Good to know lol
Thanks for continuing this Mr. Formerly Blue
I had shrimp for dinner, or i thought i did anyway, maybe i’m crazy too
29:18 "No, but I'll be home for the holidays, we'll see where we're at then."
4:15 low tier corrugated
Of all the things I've heard through this series, hearing a deadass "please kys" made me nearly choke on my drink from how unexpected it was.
Absolutely inspired, brilliant stuff - there are so many quotable yet utterly bizarre, inexplicable lines & moments here. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard as I did with this, I was genuinely struggling to breathe! Can anyone name such a game that, even after thirteen years, it can deliver so much pleasure to the world???
It's a good game and always has been!
“You can hurt me.”
Formerly Blue: “I can, and I’m going to!”
"One of the beefiest squirrels I've ever seen" sounds a bit like slang from a cyberpunk novel or something
"I'm glad Brynjolf isn't here. Otherwise it will crash"
"He's literally right over there!"
Really tempting fate there
I did not expect LowTierBrynjolf to flap his gums not even 5 minutes into this vid. this is gonna be good
14:27 King-Sargent Honningbro is the coolest man who ever lived