They Forgot I'm the NOOB CORNER KING!

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  • @quinntonhuffman5260
    @quinntonhuffman5260 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    Oh thank goodness, i was getting nervous with yesterdays talk of not capping in the corners and playing sensibly.

    • @vampirechicken
      @vampirechicken  6 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      This is prison. Sensibility goes out the window when all that matters is survival.

    • @houssamalucad753
      @houssamalucad753 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His play style is irritatingly risky but ig that's why we're all here!

    • @quinntonhuffman5260
      @quinntonhuffman5260 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@houssamalucad753 ill take risky over mind numbing boring take a card and pass amy day

  • @mattlanger3367
    @mattlanger3367 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    The number of times VC made a dad face that said, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, but also a little mad," was amazing.

  • @Beukdeup
    @Beukdeup 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    @22:20 As you were talking about card blocking orange, he almost card blocked himself.

  • @redsquarem3369
    @redsquarem3369 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Brutal, orange didn't know which way to turn. Great vid

    • @houssamalucad753
      @houssamalucad753 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He really doesn't know how to play endgames, I have the opposite problem, I'm great at endgame but I rarely get to them because I hate to play the "take a card and pass" play style that keeps you alive till then consistently

  • @miran248
    @miran248 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    That was brutal! Like watching cat playing with her food.

    • @waterlmao
      @waterlmao 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      dogs are boys and cats are girls

  • @sabin4993
    @sabin4993 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    If any novice or beginner wants some tips of what not to do, look at poor orange for the last painful 15 minutes. Around 33:20 he starts slow rolling the bottom middle cap then retreats back when he should have just fortified his whole corner cap out which would have given him an unbreakable and active 550 stack. On the following turn he could have slammed the 550 stack into the bottom mid cap, undone all the damage by VC's trade and card blocked him in the noob corner cap while still having his ~230 troop upper mid cap to zero down anything VC fortifies out, game over. Hope orange learned something and can do better in his next game!

  • @TreeCamper
    @TreeCamper 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Story time with VC.
    Even when he's advised by counsel to not talk we get a good show.
    😂

  • @ChristianAkacro
    @ChristianAkacro 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Do you think your opponents feel better once they see the ranks and realise they just got schooled by a Grandmaster?

  • @fringeelements
    @fringeelements 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Okay, this is good. I'll add it to my notes, I don't want to be like these guys and forget that you're the noob corner king!

  • @michelv1816
    @michelv1816 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Coughing Johnny is the toughest guy in the yard!

  • @slovek
    @slovek 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I see through your non-silly silly ruse. Thumbs up.

  • @seanclifford3894
    @seanclifford3894 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lack of sportsmanship with the 2 die slider.

    • @__gavin__
      @__gavin__ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      slice dider*

  • @I_Am_The_Devils_Advocate
    @I_Am_The_Devils_Advocate 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    10:47 Yeah, Yellow! "...get two slice didered!!!”
    🤣
    VC= Best

  • @Practicality01
    @Practicality01 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Very satisfying win after red hitting you with all that sarcasm.

  • @PhilippHagemeister
    @PhilippHagemeister 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    In Risk, you should plead the Third rather than the Fifth Amendment: Refusing to quarter other people's troops in your house!

  • @thekert430
    @thekert430 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Poor yellow geting two slice diedered, sad way to go.

  • @wahnsihansi
    @wahnsihansi 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Your voice complements the exciting video very well!

  • @dww6
    @dww6 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Giving some real "spirit animal=cat" energy.

  • @TakeOffGoAround
    @TakeOffGoAround 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hate it when I get two-slice didered

  • @aerolite767
    @aerolite767 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    You really show your grandmaster-level risk-communication-translation skills at 6:13 . I would have interpreted red's move as being some sort of cheap provocation. I thought red was trying to say "one day i'll hit your capital". I think yellow probably interpreted it in the same way i first did

    • @Undefined14
      @Undefined14 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That move is only hostile if they have a big number - they're checking the odds. Never assume someone is making a vague threat like this - either they're bullying you and it's clear what they want, or they're trying to be diplomatic.

  • @davidholland4713
    @davidholland4713 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Card-blocking with bonus breaks for maximum emotional damage. Poor orange, thinking that their heavily defended bonuses mattered with trades at 100. They were actually a liability as they can't be defended against trades and basically guarantee blue unlimited cards, whilst orange had only one card that didn't open a cap.

  • @AtomicAndi
    @AtomicAndi 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a true sub I'm in a game with my cap on Island NW right now.
    Mercia and Rhine are Blizzards, Finnland is the red cap, there is likely also a Ruskeala cap.

    • @vampirechicken
      @vampirechicken  6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Sounds amazing!

    • @AtomicAndi
      @AtomicAndi 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@vampirechicken amazing for Pink who just got 40 and just won turn 9. He was a GM.

  • @beauxmitcham799
    @beauxmitcham799 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Poor orange was so lost 😂

  • @seanmarshall1531
    @seanmarshall1531 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well played

  • @TheJJP91
    @TheJJP91 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Surprised Red didn’t want to work with you being a master.
    And Orange needs to watch your vids. Any true VC watcher knows how to card block

  • @ghosthunter0404
    @ghosthunter0404 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    First ive seem someone win with like 500 to over 900 troops that's a crazy win then again it was a noob that kept blocking it's own stacks and kept allowing themsleves to get card blocked

  • @talonbreck
    @talonbreck 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That’s exactly why I hit play.

  • @mtbelley
    @mtbelley 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My Favorite Day, besides payday.

  • @maxcaplan2016
    @maxcaplan2016 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Totally not a silly intro.

  • @Gary-zt9cp
    @Gary-zt9cp 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    gm GM

  • @im.n0body
    @im.n0body 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    bonk