It's disgusting that movies like "Gravity" and "Being John Malkovich" can get away with lying about the professions of real, brave people like these. #FightStereotypes
I agree. I still remember back in 60' seeing the explosions from my driveway while sitting in my Ford F100. One of the ape's teeth rocketed down and landed exactly on my forehead, opening my third eye for the first time in my life. Keep Austin Weird!
I did not care for this. Until the lady began miming space fishing, that is. The technique was perfect. You could tell she'd done that a thousand times. The minds at NASA deserve to be worshipped. Who else would have thought to use goat meat as bait? Certainly not the soviets. Why else do you think their space program was so lackluster?
It took me a second to realize that the dog food I eat is made of aliens. Big food has been covering this secret for far to long. I say we blow the lid on their whole damn operation.
They did it before the trigonometry baby was thrown into the ocean, sadly the whole organization has been falling apart since that man discovered god by the miracle of barn laundry
How do we know that this happened, because according to NASA in 2011 my wifi password was changed several times. I'm not sure why they did that but it doesn't explain how my son mysteriously stopped calling me.
No old guy, you weren’t doing the right thing, YOU CAN’T JUST SEND AN ANIMAL TO SPACE AND EXPECT HIM TO DIE!!! What the hell was NASA thinking? It makes me wonder if all the discoveries that we’ve encountered were actually real at all, I’m absolutely baffled.
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It's disgusting that movies like "Gravity" and "Being John Malkovich" can get away with lying about the professions of real, brave people like these. #FightStereotypes
"Keep Austin weird."
- plump juicy ape, 2017
*1948
@@austinm.9832 I was about to say that
@@austinm.9832 Keep being weird.
1:38 - 2:16 This man deserves all the Academy Award nominations for his superb acting. The way he delivered each line was flawless.
He actually has a channel: youtube.com/@ActorBillRussell
I agree. I still remember back in 60' seeing the explosions from my driveway while sitting in my Ford F100. One of the ape's teeth rocketed down and landed exactly on my forehead, opening my third eye for the first time in my life. Keep Austin Weird!
Lf Stephens It’s weird hearing about other people’s F100’s I have the only one in my town that runs lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i remember as a kid we would always stick our tongues out to try and catch some monkey guts
Those brave men and women. Pioneers, all of them. It's inspiring.
I did not care for this. Until the lady began miming space fishing, that is. The technique was perfect. You could tell she'd done that a thousand times. The minds at NASA deserve to be worshipped. Who else would have thought to use goat meat as bait? Certainly not the soviets. Why else do you think their space program was so lackluster?
Yeah well you’re fake so 💅🏽
You're telling me that I ate dog food made of alien?
It took me a second to realize that the dog food I eat is made of aliens. Big food has been covering this secret for far to long. I say we blow the lid on their whole damn operation.
Hol up
And the dogs that I've been eating ate aliens?!
The idea that NASA would get paid $50 for discovering alien life is actually pretty accurate to their current funding situation.
Why would they be paid for discovering alien life? The source of income would be selling them to dog food factories, as seen in this documentary…
@@oberonpanopticon Well yeah of course, but they have to discover them first before they can be sold to dog food factories.
@@couchmaster3773 It may be nitpicking, but they are definitely _not_ gonna get paid $50 for _discovering_ alien life.
Never change, ClickHole, never change.
0:36 to 0:56 just had me bursting in laughter at night waking up my wife LOL
I thought I was on big think and could not believe what I was hearing.
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@@justadude5868 they didn't listen to your please justadude..they just kept upvoting with wreckless disregard
Hahahaha the look of bewilderment i imaging on your face
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@@fecxorfecxor768 NO
Can't believe I've never heard of this before, amazing!
And Them's The Facts!
This channel is absolutely fantastic why does it not have more subscribers
how did they ever get by without the help of Trigonometry Baby??
They did it before the trigonometry baby was thrown into the ocean, sadly the whole organization has been falling apart since that man discovered god by the miracle of barn laundry
@@williamsmith6921 Take that Dr Robotnik!
Jesus I lost it at the throw goat me on fishing line bit wow
Do you think aliens would come down and demand we give them all of our blue jeans?
I fear for that day. May it never come. But I. The event I’m buying an anti-alien safe.
"Most of the time, I could fend astronauts away from the airlock by scaring them with squirts of vinegar."
Keep Austin weird
A brave soul
true bravery
The first part is just the backstory for Winston, from Overwatch.
Nasa stands for National Ape Suffering Association
These men and women are heroes
amazing!! humans!! so so proud!!!!
i fucking love you clickhole you make my week
You should make one of these purely designed to trigger flat earthers
Ur on the wrong side of history globenazi
It took me way too long to notice this was satire, even worse I was totally agreeing with him
The last idea of selling blue jeans to aliens was a skit on UCB in the 90s. Still a good idea though.
I dealt with a similar space snack issue
I love the patriotic music in the background
i haven't watched/read Promised Neverland, but i'm guessing that first guy summed it up perfectly
Magnificent cloud of guts.
They should have tried to sell the alien toothbrushes
He definitely said "President Eisnehower"
"this was ultimatly why i had to retire"
Amazing
Love it - Eugene Coffman!:))🤓🇬🇧
goddamn purina, thats one helluva final story :)
0:02 how most KSP players treat their Kerbals.
u guys deserve many MANY more views!! hahahhah
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
I so want to see the bloopers from these... xD
It's probably mostly just them struggling to keep a straight face while reading these lines
"keep austin weird"
Gone catch me an alien on an fishing line with some goat meat
2 years and only 27 apes have found this video
god dammit i thought this was a real video for a second
Guys...
I think I fell into a click hole!
2:10 Wow he has nice hands. Both the nice one, and the hand one.
Oh good, I was worried it was fake
I did read about the dangers of mantitty suffocation in space. It’s why astronauts have to pass fitness tests now.
I hope we catch an alien with legs one day
I feel really sad for curiosity's widow
when npc's from _elder scrolls oblivion_ write all your dialogue for you :)
So, this is where Onion's comedy went :)
*_R I P space snacks_*
this stopped me from kermiting sewerside
Seems Legit.
I’m so glad that they finally launched a real wife for curiosity to mars
One of the apes flung some of his shit at me before exploding. So yeah, I have a shart meteorite.
wow this is a particularly wild one lmao
I thought this was a real channel
This comments section is where trolls come to recharge 😂
Hey third person uh, why didn't you grab and eat the astronauts? It's a lot healthier than space snacks
Is the the guy from The Punisher?
How do we know that this happened, because according to NASA in 2011 my wifi password was changed several times. I'm not sure why they did that but it doesn't explain how my son mysteriously stopped calling me.
I would have loved it if the second person, the lady told us, “His wife’s name was *Rocks* anne.”
Stan Gerbach looks like Stephen King's brother.
Wtf this is so fake... i worked at nasa and we didn’t use apes, we used humans in ape costumes
Budget cuts over the years have forced NASA to substitute their apes for assorted convicts in US federal prisons dressed in ape costumes.
The dialogue is like a bad lip reading script
Thank god we threw away the trigonometry baby
This is straight out of Bad Lip Reading
Think about how different the world would be if it needed blue jeans
Fun fact: the fat guy's name is Bill Russell, and he actually has a channel
This feels fake...
Generic Rat Mom noooooooo
Reaaally?
It's not
Why does this remind me of mad libs
yo why is that one old lady hot
🚨 *GILF ALERT! GILF ALERT!* 🚨
15 people don't believe in Evolution
i'd take $50
Only 17 dislikes!
Ride wife
Life good
a coupl people talking don't mean hundreds of thousands of apollo mission workers, scientists
it'd be sad if people took this as truth
It would be amazing if people took this as truth.
yo what the fuck
I drives me fucking nuts when people pronounce NASA as “Nassau.”
Anyone recognize Mr. Trump from the republican debate video?
These videos are like Bad Lip Reading but somehow make less sense
Outer space is fat-phobic.
so fake.
_YOU DON'T SAY_
Don't forget to floss
No old guy, you weren’t doing the right thing, YOU CAN’T JUST SEND AN ANIMAL TO SPACE AND EXPECT HIM TO DIE!!! What the hell was NASA thinking? It makes me wonder if all the discoveries that we’ve encountered were actually real at all, I’m absolutely baffled.
Nothing gets past you einstein
*we have transcended woosh. This is a fwoosh.*
I mean, you gotta crack a few eggs to bake a cake.
wow, you got it.
I dunno dude. One of them said "keep Austin weird".
...I don't exactly know what that means but I'm pretty sure it justifies the slaughter.
Keep Austin weird