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    Episode 616 - Living Vampires (4/4/22)
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  • @jeffdrobert
    @jeffdrobert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Hearing Felix talk about dragons made me realize what the boy version of "horse girl" is

    • @FionaOfMountLawley
      @FionaOfMountLawley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Checks out. Guys who own swords are the male equivalent of cat-ladies, so men with an excessive interest in dragons must be the male equivalent of horse girls.

    • @KingGiganTitanusROARKing
      @KingGiganTitanusROARKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh facts. I was dragon/dinosaur boy and I ended up playing with my horse girl counterparts in early school.. they really are equivalent, my first girlfriend was a horse girl

    • @neverforever4787
      @neverforever4787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KingGiganTitanusROARKing that's actually kind of sweet

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Male horse girl is car guy with good taste

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KingGiganTitanusROARKing especially with how the sexuality tends to play out in those cases both those hobbies can turn ya gay

  • @frankmcclusky7870
    @frankmcclusky7870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    if only the media could muster the same enthusiasm for Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Somalia, etc,. It's just mindblowing to me people genuinely drink the koolaid and think the US army is doin some heckin honorable democracy in their fuckin CIA blacksites and Abu Gharaibs across the globe

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Morbius drinking a forty in a death-basket

    • @bobjohnson7148
      @bobjohnson7148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brap

    • @SonOfAGunYYH
      @SonOfAGunYYH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morbius, Morbius, go to a buffet and walruses

  • @omegaseal
    @omegaseal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Matt loves the term “undergird” in this episode.

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s every episode 🤔🧐

    • @myselfapretend
      @myselfapretend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It really undergirds the discourse

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Undergirds the yeoman proletariat with the demiurge.

  • @jfzmgxkg1313
    @jfzmgxkg1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    hello fellow early chapo listeners looking forward to hearing about the #MorbiusSweep !!!

  • @localcryptidtypebeat
    @localcryptidtypebeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    now getting targeted ads for therapy after watching this channel
    thx guys

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cat is out of the bag: Absolutely nothing good has ever come out of Washington DC.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’d try to organize an Amazon warehouse but I don’t want my mom to find out about all the gay stuff I’ve bought from their website

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A crazy part of our medical system is on the labor side. We have tons of doctors but a overly large proportion are specialists, but we have a major shortage of general practitioners. This is because GPs make way less money than specialists and med school is super expensive. That’s not all. There is a shortage of GPs despite hospitals often turning down potential residents. Federal hours regulations don’t apply to doctors in residency. Some residents work up to 100 hours in a week. One resident has the job of 2.5. It severely hurts their ability to help patients AND prevents students from entering residency. It’s total artificial scarcity because hospitals want to pay the fewest amount of salaries possible.
    If Biden only wants milquetoast around-the-edges reforms, he could reduce the hours cap on residents to 40 and forgive federal student loan debt for doctors. But democrats won’t even do the tiny reforms. So go big. Make all public medical school free. Nationalize hospitals. Go big.

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forgive student loan debt for doctors it the most on brand PMC horse shit I've ever seen

  • @jimmymanstien8659
    @jimmymanstien8659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In Britain and can confirm scam calls are still quite big here, at least once per every couple of days

    • @Magasma1
      @Magasma1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm American, I get multiple a day unfortunately.

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Matt is just letting his hatred of Kevin Williamson cloud his opinions of vampires.

  • @jeffm3283
    @jeffm3283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm more of an anti-moloch exorcist but I'm sure Vampire Hunter Felix is very handsome

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Morbius is basically a crypto fascist and Blade is a day trader.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go on.

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justcommenting4981 Spider-man is behind the dark web because he's trying to find Maru Jane

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about venom?

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@WanderingIdiot81 Pharmaceutical advertisement/Armie Hammer's publicist

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WanderingIdiot81 Punisher is the NRA, Carnage is General Electric, Bezos is Kingpin, Wal-mart is the green goblin, Telemarketing is the Vulture,, Elon Musk is Kraven, Healthcare for profit is the Lizard, Zuckerberg is mysterio, Gates is Dr. Octapus, Democrats are the Chameleon and Republicans are sycthe with the mullet

  • @MissNausicaa87
    @MissNausicaa87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hearing Zeca Afonso's song 55 mins in to the episode kind of came as a shock. Although I think his song "Os vampiros" would probably be more adequate ;)

  • @tomrobbins5242
    @tomrobbins5242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Organized labor was only tolerated in the US while a strong Soviet Union existed.

    • @GayTier1Operator
      @GayTier1Operator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i feel like it’s the opposite. there was more fear of communism when it was around. now organized labor is just an occasional inconvenience so they tolerate it

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@GayTier1Operator it was unquestionably more powerful then. It's really not tolerated now. The only thing it's really used for is absolving the enforcers of the ruling class of consequences. It's otherwise middling wage increases.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

  • @jimmykisco5042
    @jimmykisco5042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They are back to normal shows. Thank God. I have been waiting for their brand of humor patiently.

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    definite synchronicity that the morbius episode falls on episode 616

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Beginning to think "Friedman" might be a cursed surname.

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You’re sure as hell not governing”
    Unless you’re Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who will be the next governor of Arkansas

    • @ericlarsen9830
      @ericlarsen9830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      her dad was Governor. Nepotism isnt an accomplishment.

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ericlarsen9830 I know, I live in AR & I’m just telling you she will probably win

    • @billyscenic5610
      @billyscenic5610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine thinking governors govern.

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanfulcher460 this is why my grandma moved from there after she was a part of Clinton's gubernatorial administration in 79

  • @dronesaur4328
    @dronesaur4328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    it's very fucked up that they're reinforcing dragon hierarchies, and even worse, disparaging small-winged folx. You know, dragons aren't just these one-dimensional beings that you can caricature on the covers of Anne McCaffrey novels and short-sleeve button-up shirts. they're real mythical creatures withe their own internal lives.
    I hope you think about that and do better.

  • @Khemri7
    @Khemri7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Fund the Police comin' straight from Washington" -- "Weird Al" Yankovic

  • @bunyipz2040
    @bunyipz2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In Autralia and can confirm scam calls are massive here too, get at least 2 a day that I have to ignore.

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot1071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm not gonna' let these *vampires* beat me.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They really missed an opportunity to have Jared Leto also create a theme song for Morbius.

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've actually thought about this. if companies were forced to identify themselves all the problems wouldn't go away, but a lot would.

  • @CaptainBagman
    @CaptainBagman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta love how you can tell who the author for the Morbius piece is without them saying it.

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even if you do the police work for the cops, they don't do crap about the email/phone fraud. I tricked some scammer into giving me their bank account info (they were operating out of Equatorial Guinea, and had a bank in Spain) and turned over their email attempts to impersonate my boss to the cops, who did nothing.

  • @brokentower3148
    @brokentower3148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whoever wrote that article... that uh, that's a line of comparison that reveals a lot about them.

    • @AdmiralBobbery123
      @AdmiralBobbery123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they jokingly pussyfoot around mentioning it but the guy who wrote it works (or worked, at least) for a pedophile rights organization

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'Vermithrax Pejorative' is the ONLY dragon that matters. From Dragonslayer (1981), which strangely enough is a Disney film.

    • @matthewmacdonaldchannel1
      @matthewmacdonaldchannel1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Possibly the first dragon in movie history with a first AND last name?

    • @screenPhiles
      @screenPhiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewmacdonaldchannel1 When you're awesome one name can't contain it.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The Wyrm From Thrace Which Makes Everything Worse"

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir, sir, this is Balerion the Black Dread erasure and I will not stand for it

    • @flash_flood_area
      @flash_flood_area 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, the best dragon. When my daughter adopted a very fierce cat, and wanted to give it the name of a dragon I suggested Vermithrax Pejorative, and Vermithrax stuck. Or we call it Vermes for short.

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guys, apparently you get these like 2 days earlier through google podcast if you're not a Grey Wolf. You can get em while they're still soggy!

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      black wolves get them all right away. if you know you know.

    • @seymourbabooms1694
      @seymourbabooms1694 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a great phrase

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks gang!

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I much prefer Venom over Morbius but love that it exists so we can make fun of it

  • @haterde2505
    @haterde2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    we should impose a no fly zone in pakistan so that india stops scamming

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Boondocks Rock ' s, lmao
    Love that show!!!
    .

  • @helloInternets
    @helloInternets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    52:15 ICP Report. Fuckin climate change, how does that work?

    • @fyt54321
      @fyt54321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Insane Clown Posse is doing climate change?!
      It is likely that "ICP" in lieu of "IPCC" is deliberate, as would be normal in CTH banter.

  • @gfarrell80
    @gfarrell80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Solid episode boys.

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else hear Homer Simpson in Matt's cries of "A murderer!" and "Of killing people!"

  • @theyoutoo12
    @theyoutoo12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sad to hear about the uranium rounds in Bahmut from the British now.

  • @woestijnjongen
    @woestijnjongen ปีที่แล้ว

    great ep but did Will get a root canal surgery 5 minutes before recording?

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love from here!

    • @debrasue2793
      @debrasue2793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love from beer 🍻

  • @proletar-ian
    @proletar-ian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We should be able to report spam calls for gameplay sabotage

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, as well

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes & now those dialysis provider s
    Attempt to dissuade liver transplant s & fail to inform their patient s..lol

  • @smokyondagrass2353
    @smokyondagrass2353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    53:35 calls for a free officers coup

  • @imalwaysbluffing
    @imalwaysbluffing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some reason, I thought the show we are gargoyles was about vampires because I forgot the name. I was hoping this episode was about the secret politics of the show. Man was I disappointed on multiple levels.

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ISTFG I thought that said "LIKING" vampires... idkw

  • @janosmarothy5409
    @janosmarothy5409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Count Dracula coded as an effete gay cosmopolitan bourgeois is a pretty long-established reading of the character. That one (stolen) insight is the only non-dopey part of the article, don't why Matt got all incredulous about that line

    • @Dubickimus
      @Dubickimus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he preys on the victorian women in particular.

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are referencing the leaving the vampires castle essay series that they all hold pretty close to heart

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler6030 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:52

  • @XxCorvette1xX
    @XxCorvette1xX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scam calls have been *really* bad in Canada recently

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vampire guy has holes in his hand. Is he Jesus?

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Check out the 1986 book Communion - featuring shout outs to Donbas and Chernobyl. God has a good sense of humor.

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how turbo right-wing ppl and leftists both see the best chance we have is Yang Wen-li

  • @nealon2005
    @nealon2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Matt: Did you read that ICP (you mean ipcc Matt?) report that I didn't read? We should give up all hope!

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pro monogamy and pro union

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pro poly and pro worker co-op

    • @sparkpenguin
      @sparkpenguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WanderingIdiot81 ^^^^^that is the better thing what that person said right there, 1000%

  • @rjbonacolta
    @rjbonacolta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russians also use DU

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you prove that? Ample evidence of America doing it...

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the programs the government already runs sucks but it would be better if that was everything? I'm not saying keep our same system but this is silly reasoning.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know that's kind of complicit in asking that question in the first place dude.
      The idea that the government or anyone else runs anything other than the facilitation of profit under this system is utterly insane to me.

    • @elaikehler6030
      @elaikehler6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The government programs suck because they’re disgusting little capitalist gremlin programs, the american healthcare industry is the issue it needs to be gutted

    • @yahwehvii6059
      @yahwehvii6059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We can’t even do the bare minimum of change that Bernie proposed cause those programs are ineffective by design or from defunding.

    • @DeadBoneJones
      @DeadBoneJones ปีที่แล้ว +1

      congratulations on falling for the scam; the government doesn't actually 'run' any of these programs in any meaningful way, all they do is allocate money to pay private contractors, which is exactly why they're shitty inhumane graft mills.

  • @shanemac1646
    @shanemac1646 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how dumb their “doctors get too much money!” Yes podcasters who do nothing are going to tell you that doctors are too spoiled, ya know the people who help the sick? Also, I’m 100% positive that India needs doctors as well and their government does periodically complain how the US and UK basically steals doctors from them leaving a shortage.

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its just supply and demand, and we for some reason artificially limit the supply of doctors to increase their labor's market value.

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maknavickas I agree with that make the degree to become a doctor free would probably help. I said that above cuz my sister went through medical school and at least half the participants (including her) had mental breakdowns due to stress.

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@shanemac1646 I mean that stress is caused by artificially limiting the number of students that can be accredited. It creates an insanely and unnecessarily competitive environment. In a sane world, the limits on new people entering a profession would be if they have shown the necessary competency to be able to effectively do the job.

    • @lucasmurphy740
      @lucasmurphy740 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Doctors in America help keep people sick more than they cure illness. Idk how you’re defending Americas medical system. It’s ridiculously predatory. Doesn’t matter if a coal miner, podcaster, or burger flipper says that. It’s true

  • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
    @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What was happening at Fort Bragg?

    • @UberGingah
      @UberGingah ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you Google fort Bragg and hit news there's always some sketchy shit going down lol