@someonethatisok who the f'k dies from gooning. What are you fapping it clean off? No it doesn't f'n give you cancer. Go to an actual men's reproductive health specialist, a doctor, and don't take medical advice from some dumb*ss and his memes. Millions have died from smoking. This is repressed paranoia.
0:01 this just so accurately shows how us antigooners are oppressed so heavily in society that regular people are afraid of our presence, give us a chance...
there are 4 types of people. 1. antigooners people who go against gooning. 2: gooners people who goon 3. mix people who view gooning as disgusting and do not do it, but can generally support it 4. girls
@@bonarldsburritosbobtimer962 as the other dude said, the other minion was a gooner. in this society if i was caught gooning by my momma id get my lireral ass ironed out
@@hateConnossiuer shut up your both missing the point all im saying is that society as a whole supports gooning and so antigooners like me are oppressed
I love 0:44. You can just easily feel the dejection of the Anti-Goon Warrior and his ceaseless struggle. It's very sweet how he's apparently sharing his concerns and regrets to a friend who's lending his ear.
His friend came to him for help with a gooning addiction and instead of sending him to goonschwitz he bought him McDonald’s and gives him advice on how to quit gooning and become an anti gooner and that he will support him every step of the way. What a true friend.
The girls boyfriend disapearing is a symbolism for shaky moderm relationships and how this could fool us into gooning but also one of his hands disapears as a metaphor for his addiction finally coming to an end after giving valuable advise to a friend in need mean he is a different person now. These two events happening at the same time is catargic, it means for his friend that two realities can cohexist and we could be happy with ourselves, meaning no all was loss and fixed but we also become wiser along the way, in less steps this time around.
Cigarettes were made to keep the poor, poor. Cigars are for the hardworking high-earning man. Cigars are not made to be smoked constantly but are a privilege and a luxury.
@@SeekJesusFindLife I drove to work yesterday with a KJV Bible resting in the passenger side seat, a white monster energy in the cupholder and blasted Kid Cudi on the speakers. Shit legit felt euphoric.
The song used in the background of this video is an anti-addiction song. Gooning is a form of addiction to pornography. The song itself is anti-gooning.
@@Christisrisen37 Never goon my man. My door got kicked down by the minions while I was fapping. I'm typing from goonchwitz. My free time's almost over. Pray for me bro
The minions were never really the same after gru got cancer. Kevin fell into the wrong crowd, and started a bar later in life. Bob became a cop, Dave became a drifter, taking various jobs over his life, and the less that can be said about allan the better…
Why NNN why not now? It’s better to never have to watch it you know? But if you want to win NNN. And go for the full month there is something that is called easy peasy method and will help you succeed in making it past, it’s here on TH-cam and is just a 4 hour 30 minutes book (which is pretty short) for most books all things considered, anyhow have a good time!
I saw this and turned my life around. I am no longer addicted to gooning or crystal meth. I don't know where you are camo, but thank you. I've officially decided to get a sponsorship with Stake and gamble my child's college fund. The grind starts today.
This is a small attention to detail. Some minions adorn a shirt saying “anti gooner” This implies they used to be chuddy gooners, But learned the wrongs of their ways, and fight for good! The attention to detail is amazing!
0:00 elevator Anti Goon Minion 0:05 gooning is harmaful/jacked Anti Goon Minion 0:11 elevator Anti Goon Minion again 0:20 Incel Anti Goon Minion 0:25 Biker Anti Goon Minion 0:30 Anti Goon Minion driving in his car 0:35 Anti Goon Minion Guard checking on the Gooner Smurfs 0:40 Robber Anti Goon Minion losing his aura to the Green Diamond 0:45 jacked Anti Goon Minion talking about life with his loved one 0:50 Gymbro Anti Goon Minion chilling in the gym 0:55 Anti Goon Minion chilling on the toilet 0:57 jacked Grand Pa Anti Goon Minion 0:59 Anti Goon Agent 1:01 Jacked Anti Goon Minion fighting his inner demons 1:03 jacked Anti Goon Minion having a moment of enlightment 1:06 Goonschwitz 1:09 Anti Goon Agent on an Investigation 1:13 Anti Goon Agents on an Pfizer infiltration mission 1:17 Strongman Anti Goon Minion witholding the stream of Gooner Liquid 1:21 Bald Jacked Anti Goon minion ascending to a higher level of conciousness through the power of semen retention 1:26 the equivalent to:''no Russian'' in the Minion Universe 1:30 Robber anti Goon MInion presenting his trophy for the cameras 1:33 Anti Goon Minion Elite agent after a sucessful mission 1:37 Gooning is Harmaful anti goon minion reappearance 1:42 Elevator Anti Goon minion 3.0 1:47 Train Anti Goon Minion 1:51 Anti Goon Minion smoking infront of his car 1:55 Anti Goon Soldier burning down the Goon Central 2:00 remember No Gooning
Gooner: *A person who is totally consumed by the porn addiction and by its products. With being overwhelmed by life, he the gooner doesn't show interests in breaking down the devil cycle.* --- *never goon* --
![[YTP] 𝑶𝑯 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑯](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sz-oasZdBH4/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] 𝑶𝑯 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑯](/img/tr.png)
new minions movie lookin fire
Omg its the brawl star dude
@@FGODYBO hi
@@FGODYBO hi
Minions 4: The Grind for Bananas
Minions: The true effects of steroids
The backstory behind why Gru uses the word minion instead of calling them goons.
underrated comment
Lmfao
overrated comment
@@abereu8405 rated comment
@@abereu8405Stay mad ;D
You can see the pain in their eyes knowing that so many people goon and all of their actions can save so few
whoever saves one life saves a world entire
Man that is deep @@horsymandias-ur
@@horsymandias-ur this line goes far too fucking hard for ai generated anti gooner minions
@@lucieslucidity and love it for same reason 😭
I thought that quote was from the Quran
1:26 "Remember, no gooning"
smart
Lmao i also saw that reference
420 likes don't wanna ruin it
Forgi
Never goon.
i want a movie 3 hours long dedicated to buff minions smoking and looking badass
fr
NEVER GOON
Coming 2025
@puddingthes_j.wde5t.r0y3r4it's nevergoon, newgen.
And not gooning
Black /// Pill: A Minions™ Story (Illumination)
It is the author's hope that this video saves an entire generation of men from the dangers of gooning.
While smoking like a chimney? One has killed far more than the other, goofy priorities lol
Ai's mistake@@Valhan177
@@Valhan177 both kills the same amount
@someonethatisok who the f'k dies from gooning. What are you fapping it clean off? No it doesn't f'n give you cancer. Go to an actual men's reproductive health specialist, a doctor, and don't take medical advice from some dumb*ss and his memes.
Millions have died from smoking. This is repressed paranoia.
Nah man, never goon. @@Valhan177
“despicable mew”
"discipline me" 😂
Dispicable goon
Skibidi me
@@NinjaKnightBatmannice
It's never goon us
1:08 Yo no way they sent all of them to Goonschwitz 💀
Sent the gooners to the goonacaust 😢
@@MrBomb-nn9dsgoonacaust is the event not the place you goonhead
@@MrBomb-nn9ds real
@@MrBomb-nn9dsyou will never black or Chinese
I mean, come on, *6 million gooners?*
best anti porn addiction ad ever
0:49 the gym one goes way too hard
And the elevator one too
@@ThousandForces Elevator one kinda bad in the end
@@ThousandForces hell yeah
Nah the second elevator one was better
I’d say 0:59 goes kinda hard
gooning can effect your mental health never goon
I will never goon
It can, people do not realize that for some reason.
@Xerl3oni killed myself over it
Yeah, as in make you super happy for hours straight
@@wheatleyjoestarso does heroin
A movie about buff minions learning to cope with their evil past would go so hard
no it wouldnt 😂
Yes it would
@cereal8193gooner spotted
actually would be so tuff
i need a "NEVER GOON" shirt
Same bro
😂
Just look it up on Google and go to shopping. Never goon.
Fr
they got them on amazon
Notice how the guy’s shirt say anti gooner instead of never goon at 1:47. It’s obvious he used to goon before and is now realizing his past mistakes…
So deep.
Top 10 anime character arcs
Goon Redemption
Happened to me
@@Sp00ch123deep 🤤
No cap, but these types of videos helped me in No Nut November
0:01 this just so accurately shows how us antigooners are oppressed so heavily in society that regular people are afraid of our presence, give us a chance...
there are 4 types of people.
1. antigooners
people who go against gooning.
2: gooners
people who goon
3. mix
people who view gooning as disgusting and do not do it, but can generally support it
4. girls
No, the other minion was a gooner.
Antigooners sent people to goonswitch, shoot Up an airport and burned a bank. The fuck you mean give us a chance? You're terrorists!
@@bonarldsburritosbobtimer962
as the other dude said, the other minion was a gooner. in this society if i was caught gooning by my momma id get my lireral ass ironed out
@@hateConnossiuer shut up your both missing the point all im saying is that society as a whole supports gooning and so antigooners like me are oppressed
1:55 this part goes hard 🔥
That part gives me chills every time 🔥🥶
@@BullDozer-u8wgoyslop
Your not lying this shit goes absolutely hard
Hey Kyle, its not too late to change your profile avatar (you won't)
@@horsymandias-ur Hey Horsy, its not too late to change your profile avatar (you won’t)
They smoke to numb the pain of their gooner pasts.... Amazing foreshadowing bravo kojima
Kojimbo savior of the White Race
@@lukethekuya xd
@@lukethekuya kojangles is honorary avian or however the agarthan goes
bravo vince! gooning bad is truly amazing
This unironically goes so hard
Fr they inspired me to get back to the gym
@@BullDozer-u8w BRO LITERALLY THE SAME XDDDDD
Fr
please stay on youtube shorts lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏do NOT come to instagram reels lawg 💀💀
@@HuskyParrot who would want to?
I love 0:44. You can just easily feel the dejection of the Anti-Goon Warrior and his ceaseless struggle. It's very sweet how he's apparently sharing his concerns and regrets to a friend who's lending his ear.
I used to hate this guy but now that I realized he’s such a hero I’m putting him in my top 5
the mini mohawk is what inmortalized this minion
His friend came to him for help with a gooning addiction and instead of sending him to goonschwitz he bought him McDonald’s and gives him advice on how to quit gooning and become an anti gooner and that he will support him every step of the way. What a true friend.
"You know, dealing with all these goons ain't an easy job..."
The girls boyfriend disapearing is a symbolism for shaky moderm relationships and how this could fool us into gooning but also one of his hands disapears as a metaphor for his addiction finally coming to an end after giving valuable advise to a friend in need mean he is a different person now. These two events happening at the same time is catargic, it means for his friend that two realities can cohexist and we could be happy with ourselves, meaning no all was loss and fixed but we also become wiser along the way, in less steps this time around.
the dislikes are from the goon association
How can you see dislikes?
@@kleinin i'm using a browser extension. it's called return youtube dislikes
Ahhh, free, at last.
@@cheesspellbook I'm also using one too!
This video has actually caused me to stop gooning.
GOONING IS HARMAFUL
And start smoking.
same. somehow.
same
this video was legit one of my inspirations to quit watching corn
The dichotomy of caring enough to workout but also chainsmoking.
He had to replace his former gooning addiction with something else
At least he isn't drinking, Brian.
Cigarettes were made to keep the poor, poor. Cigars are for the hardworking high-earning man. Cigars are not made to be smoked constantly but are a privilege and a luxury.
Replace one addiction with another
its all about online acceptance and circle jerking, if they really cared they wouldnt bother making ai videos
Minions if they ever go into public domain:
This is minions right now
never goon!
0:50 the hardest photo
About time someone said it lol
Easily
And the hardest part of the song
Yeah Everytime i go to gym i do that
Fr
This has genuinely changed my life for the better
You don't gotta lie bro
It's a meme, don't take it so serious lmao
@@Mr.Ford3350 -said by Gooner
@@Mr.Ford3350you’re right, but the message is actually a positive one regardless
@TigerTigerson i wish you couldve seen the disappointment in my face when i clicked that link
How come this Ai generated video about minions having discipline is more inspiring and motivational than almost any other fitness video.
this is possibly the hardest thing ever
"There is another"
@@Orthosaur7532 secular, at least. I don't think any of them other than the one where it mentions the Bible was made by a Christian.
@@nouveaumanifesto Huh?
@@nouveaumanifestohe’s talking about dicks bro
THATS WHAT SHE SAID☺☺☺
0:11 Minions franchise has finally peaked
Thats the best one
if you're wondering: that green gem is the goon cave core and is stollen to destroy the goon cave quickly.
0 minutes on bald cartoon man with glasses website
It’s related to the pink diamond from despise me 3
Even doe this is a lie and it's actually a gemerald
its the gemerald straight from the mines of tanzania where tnd is being inforced
@@dely03. IP:TEL AVIV
After sending this to my friends group chat I have successfully turned them into anti gooners we even changed the name to no gooning club
exactly what happened to mine 💀💀💀💀
My meat demands to be touched.
I changed mine to the anti gooning agency
0:30 Damn this goes hard.
Kjv with the white monster 💯
@@SeekJesusFindLife I drove to work yesterday with a KJV Bible resting in the passenger side seat, a white monster energy in the cupholder and blasted Kid Cudi on the speakers.
Shit legit felt euphoric.
I thought the same until I watched closely how he moves his right arm 😭😭😭
hhahah didnt notice until you said it loooll
Im hard
The song used in the background of this video is an anti-addiction song.
Gooning is a form of addiction to pornography.
The song itself is anti-gooning.
MR. RAAAAGGGEEER
Based
Please pray for me to be free of pornography and masturbation.
@@Christisrisen37 Never goon my man. My door got kicked down by the minions while I was fapping. I'm typing from goonchwitz. My free time's almost over. Pray for me bro
@@Christisrisen37 Never goon brother
This might be the greatest thing that humanity has ever invented
Better than tools used in hospitality?
@@ti_hayden4491 def better than your reddit ahh replies go play a sport bud
@@ti_hayden4491miles better
@@ti_hayden4491 yea obviously LOL
Or maybe the greatest thing that AI has created 🤔
1:53 “Goyslop” so true, perfect name for a supermarket
Lmao just noticed
goyslop goes hard
@@rBoxYT yes, such a good goy
@@rBoxYTsuch a good goy
shut it down
To be an anti gooner in a world of gooners is to stand for what is right even if you have to stand alone.
in a world of garfields be a john
Most people aren’t gooners anyway. So you‘re technically not alone but in the majority
Most younger people in America watch p0rn regularly @@yatoyaboku4296
Gooning is literally when you fap alot
@@yatoyaboku4296>pfp checks out
GOONING IS HARMAFUL
history in 2050 : Tragic events in history : The gooning epidemic
HARAMFUL
GOONING IS ARYAN
"...The minion said, while chainsmoking".
Filthy Gooner cope @@averiWonBTW
I keep coming back to this and I don’t know why
Same
Its our destiny to never goon
It's our calling
Can literally never tell a single soul that I fw this heavy
Ur jokin definitely
@@Gwjfhu6371 i fw this heavy
its ok bro we know and we agree
0:16 BRO THE GREEN DUDE MOVED!!!
LNFOAO
You’re everywhere bro
@@lrw6447 I think I recognize you too, didn't you once say a similar thing? Or was it in Biblaridion's livestream?
@@Orthosaur7532 I’ve seen you elsewhere, like on wasn’t it orthodoxkyle’s channel
@@Orthosaur7532 but yeah I’ve seen you there too
GOONING IS HARMFUL 🗣🗣🔥🔥
HARMAFUL 🗣🗣🔥🔥
HARAMFUL🗣️💢💥💯
HARAMAFUL🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
HARMAFUL 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
What is gooning?
0:57 I love how he is not even in a gym there, just in a cinema. Like he's trying so hard not to goon watching porn lmao
no fap motivation in 2024 be like
İts a good thing tho
@@Random-nc9xs never said it isn't
@@AKDUB-w5t im glad we are on the same page
makes me want to goon more than it makes me want to not
@@Random-nc9xsno it’s not pal, lmao
This is the 6th time I’ve watched this I think I keep coming back to this video idk why
me too. never goon, lil bro.
Sometimes u find a random video and keep rewatching it it’s happened to me multiple times
you feel this?
never
goon.
nah when did they turn despicable me into discipline me
😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ having self restraint has been amazing bro I love life.
@@SnackBar762 damn
Gooners sometimes are anti discipline but never goon is a wilder group
@@SnackBar762A10 Aryan muscular hands typed this
@@TheActualCorrectOpinion Ukrainian Bot spotted, You lying degenerate. Lifeless Drone.
The minions were never really the same after gru got cancer. Kevin fell into the wrong crowd, and started a bar later in life. Bob became a cop, Dave became a drifter, taking various jobs over his life, and the less that can be said about allan the better…
And yet look where they all are now. in truth , this just goes to show how dire the effort against gooning has become.
the minions make smoking look cool
Gem that got gooners seething geg
nvke
Even doe you goon to soytan
TGD
Being a non gooner in a goon world is hard.
Stay strong brother.
they went from not gooning to attacking pharmaceutical companies and it caught me so off guard ngl 1:14
>newgen doesn't know thee cause
they're raiding the phub headquarters
Well of course, this stuff is conspiracy pipeline.
"Oh no vaccines", while smoking like a chimney.
@@generalgrievous3133I've always seen pfizer in meme videos but never got it. Enlighten me
one and the same.
"Tell me where youre gooning, tell us where youre edging" 🔥🔥😔😔
What does "gooning" mean?
It means to touch yourself so basically just go on a permanent no nut November because no man truly goons@@ilovecheese6966
@@ilovecheese6966 Masturbation to the point where you're just there for the pleasure it gives your brain
@@ilovecheese6966 I'm sure gooning means you have an severe addiction to p_rn
@@ilovecheese6966fap fap
when you where a kid you always like the always goon team
when you are a adult you understand the never goon
Billions must watch
This is the best use of ai ever
Agreed
0:39 the gem made him goon
So minions in their movie form are gooners? That checks out on what some of the minions in the background do.
Marge
1:25 remember no gooning
But they need to blend in with the gooners so it would actually be “Remember, no not gooning.”
Based reference iykyk
Edge instead 🍸🗿
"Edging makes you free."
@@TheRealSwol thats an attack mission
This is the shit I will watch to survive NNN
Why NNN why not now? It’s better to never have to watch it you know? But if you want to win NNN. And go for the full month there is something that is called easy peasy method and will help you succeed in making it past, it’s here on TH-cam and is just a 4 hour 30 minutes book (which is pretty short) for most books all things considered, anyhow have a good time!
Minions: the rise of steroids, gooning and villainy
"Why are we still here? Just to goon?.."
Sharty culture wins again , TOTAL ZOOMER VICTORY
1:06 My boy sent them to the Goonlag
That's the goonswitz
What I learned today is instead of being addicted to gooning become addicted to smoking XD
And roids
Heartbreaking 💔
Less harmful lol
@@hipdrive Lmao, gooning is better than actually addicted to smoking cigs good luck with lung cancer.
correct one raises T the other casts it out
0:11 is the hardest one
Nuh uh the hardest one is 0:49
@@JoshuaAllison-b1cthis ☝️
I saw this and turned my life around.
I am no longer addicted to gooning or crystal meth.
I don't know where you are camo, but thank you.
I've officially decided to get a sponsorship with Stake and gamble my child's college fund.
The grind starts today.
0:25 why does this go so hard though
Bro telling his fellow man that unless he changes his ways he will be stuck as a gooner forever.
It's like he's singing along with the song
And the sunrise symbolises the beginning of a new life of this minion's friend, a life without gooning
Billy Butcher never gooned…
@@ItsAaronInDaHousethat's not butcher, that's William Gooner
This is a small attention to detail. Some minions adorn a shirt saying “anti gooner” This implies they used to be chuddy gooners, But learned the wrongs of their ways, and fight for good! The attention to detail is amazing!
0:00 elevator Anti Goon Minion
0:05 gooning is harmaful/jacked Anti Goon Minion
0:11 elevator Anti Goon Minion again
0:20 Incel Anti Goon Minion
0:25 Biker Anti Goon Minion
0:30 Anti Goon Minion driving in his car
0:35 Anti Goon Minion Guard checking on the Gooner Smurfs
0:40 Robber Anti Goon Minion losing his aura to the Green Diamond
0:45 jacked Anti Goon Minion talking about life with his loved one
0:50 Gymbro Anti Goon Minion chilling in the gym
0:55 Anti Goon Minion chilling on the toilet
0:57 jacked Grand Pa Anti Goon Minion
0:59 Anti Goon Agent
1:01 Jacked Anti Goon Minion fighting his inner demons
1:03 jacked Anti Goon Minion having a moment of enlightment
1:06 Goonschwitz
1:09 Anti Goon Agent on an Investigation
1:13 Anti Goon Agents on an Pfizer infiltration mission
1:17 Strongman Anti Goon Minion witholding the stream of Gooner Liquid
1:21 Bald Jacked Anti Goon minion ascending to a higher level of conciousness through the power of semen retention
1:26 the equivalent to:''no Russian'' in the Minion Universe
1:30 Robber anti Goon MInion presenting his trophy for the cameras
1:33 Anti Goon Minion Elite agent after a sucessful mission
1:37 Gooning is Harmaful anti goon minion reappearance
1:42 Elevator Anti Goon minion 3.0
1:47 Train Anti Goon Minion
1:51 Anti Goon Minion smoking infront of his car
1:55 Anti Goon Soldier burning down the Goon Central
2:00 remember No Gooning
No gooning 🤝
never goon 🙏🏻
its actually him recovering the gemerald
0:16 you missed this one
The Never Goon Brotherhood grows stronger by the day
this thing actually saved my life thanks
fr guys you gotta stop g00ning
This is the hardest video I’ve ever watched in my entire life, real anti gooner shit
I fck a lot with the elevator scene
0:43 Bro started gooning and lost his body 💀💀💀
That’s what happens when you goon never goon💪
he went from goon to gooner
Gooner: *A person who is totally consumed by the porn addiction and by its products. With being overwhelmed by life, he the gooner doesn't show interests in breaking down the devil cycle.*
--- *never goon* --
What if you fap once or twice a week, never watching porn or any of that shit?
@@chelikkakoyta5501idk but it’s still not good
@@chelikkakoyta5501 still sinful and you should stop
@@soldierofchrist1096 masturbation is fine, porn is not
@@soldierofchrist1096it also hurts you mentally.
Needed this 20 years ago
There’s always still hope in Christ. I’ll pray for you.
Pray for me nigga I'm srs pls
You could always be an anti gooner
It’s never too late to quit gooning
my life changed after watching this . thank you so much
1:19 new pfp just dropped 🗣️
Real
Rael
gooned once...
never gooned again...
You can’t climb the mountain if you start at the top keep up the hard work 💪🏻
Ima tell my kids this was the first Despicable Me movie
Gooners will never receive the gift of the master emerald
felt the aura
best fuckin song choice for this
bruh why is this the coolest shit ive ever seen 😭
Look up two finger planche
this fills me with such incredible motivation and i dont know why
They're not redpilled, but they're bananapeeled
1:07 He is on "Gooncentration Camp" 💀
Cant stop rewatching
Minions when they never get their master:
1:13 raiding Pfizer hella based
why
Same
Hell yeah
Kino alert
gem alert
unironically one of the best memes to have existed this year
Imagine showing this to a 13th century peasent
This legit gives me motivates me to never goon
Never gonna fall for gooning
Only a matter of time until that meme education guy makes a video of this
LIMC?
Nah he won't, he only covers popular unfunny reddit memes
Sad but true
What's crazy is I actually took this meme literally, and now I haven't done that trash in over 3 months.
2:01 "never gocon"
thrid guy shirt
the McLaren one is so hard man, he looks like the CEO of Never Goon Inc.
looks like he set up an underground meeting of gooners and is about to take them the fuck out
The ceo of Never Goon Inc is gru of course
God I feel like I'm subliminally being told a message during this video but I just can't put my finger on it
Same , idk what is it 卐
When in doubt, just smoke more 😂
addictions are bad, work to fix them.
AI still can't comprehend hands and cigarettes.
why is this actually helping me not goon?
Never ever goon
Inexplicable reason
I showed my grandchildren this! Wonderful!