@@john-id6tn i personaly dont get these hard stalker mods, you are telling me that Ukrainian official army who is supported by their government drop 9 bullets? Really?
@Nightmare Vision Goggles that's what pisses me off about anomoly. Sure it's meant to be all hardcore I get it but every single person in the zone carries basically no ammo and not a single stalker maintains their weapon. It's ridiculous.
Me: Oh boy I finally got all the members for my squad for safety when dwelling into the undergrounds Later: -2 deaths to snorks. -1 death by monolith -9 deaths by friendly fire -1 death by friendly fire due to one singular rat
Misery in a nutshell for someone who thought it wouldn't be THAT hard. Alright! Time to find Skadovsk! *several hours later* WHAT MAP IS THIS?!?!?! *Walks, no enemy around.... Screen goes blue. Dies* *Starts game as Sniper* A Mosin? Oh my...... What? *model looks like toy gun* A PU Scope for the Mosin? Nice *adds scope on Mosin* Who the fuck looked at these models and said "Yes. Models r good"
DGneoseeker1 *Shoots idiot with sniper at near point-blank range. Idiot gives no fucks. Shoots entire clip. No fucks given. Enemy then 360's my ass with one shot.* Yep........ Easy mode........
When playing a sniper, do not use a sniper rifle until you have one of the anti-materiel rifles or something else ridiculously fancy. The Mosin is GARBAGE, for one thing. How I became OP was... I killed a guy with an SLR. The single shot version of the FN FAL. It's super accurate, has a huge magazine, and high power. I could easily see a guy in the distance, line up a headshot and hit almost 100% of the time, getting a one shot kill. For some reason it counts as a sniper specialised weapon so you get an accuracy bonus. Or some kind of bonus anyway. The fact that you can get 100% headshots makes you a lot better at killing anyone wearing armour. I think you also get a bonus to using shotguns, which helps with mutants. Compare this to when playing as Assault. I tried Assault first but I couldn't hit anything past short range reliably and I was getting my ass handed to me by a couple of Controllers since I couldn't get enough bullets into them while they were effortlessly screwing me over with psychic powers and their magic killing aura.
I have not used a mosin, but instead have gone with mauser. This rifle has very good ammo selection ranging from cheap anti mutant ammo to proper AP rounds. This gun is sure is good
Can Bandits in Trenchcoats still survive 7.62 in the head? Because that was just a bad design choice. I blame the guy in charge with ''balance'' because he seems to have a frustration fetish.
No. They wont survive 7.62 to the head. In my experience 1-2 bursts puts them down. Mercs with exo on the other hand are bitches, they can take 2-3 headshots from 7.62 . If you go for assaulter try to find AEK971, the gun has an enormous rpm. Upgrade it fully, put on burst fire, add NPSU 2.6 scope and you are set for endgame.
You know nothing John Snow! A. When You enter the Zone, The Zone enters the very soul of your being B. Read Strugatsky brothers novels and the rest of the Zone lore and Stalker lore.
in regards to balance, that's actually exactly it. Misery isn't supposed to be realistic, it's just supposed to be harder. and the dev has said that it's supposed to be unfair and frustrating (which is why you can spawn into a new game 10 feet away from a chimera and two psudogiants.)
In 2.2 snorks are just ridicolously hard. Not only that they kill you with like 2 kicks, the also are fast as like they porting and you can't even dodge them when jumping since they have gotten homing capabilities most recently. I can't tell how often I died even with godmode on in the caves where you have to find Snag's chest just because snorks are so op now.
@@zetetick395 Yup they're very hard but nothing cant be fix without 3 carbon plate I have to edit this item for lower weight and have resistance against psy, because controller is freaking annoying with their ridiculous DPS and what they heck they snipe me from very far before I could snipe them what worst you counter 2 of them you're freaking dead already. I need to edit controller file but I don't know which one,I notice control psy attack range is very far and they can detect you through walls even I try to unload my saiga shot gun round I can't even fire 1 shot it just psy attack me in span 3 sec. Snork nothing cant be handle with Toz66 and 2 grenade,since toz are highest damage shotgun as long you not miss. I really need to edit controller file their difficulty is too ridiculous it made impossible in Jupiter factory without arm yourself with 50mine and 200 grenade launcher round, good thing I can stockpile those since the mod allowed to store your round deep in dangerous place. 3 days of grind real time spend another 5 hours moving the stuff into Jupiter factory back and forth. I rather fight 4 chimera than fight 1 controller they're too broken.....
to truly represent misery you must show more clips of you dying to invisible grenades in tall grass than dying to an entire horde of cheeki breeki bois because it's not a design flaw, its a choice
I know it's old, but I know how it feels. Jumped off a giant pipeline in Zaton, there were like 3 feet between me and the ground, with the pipeline between us. I died when I touched the ground....
You forgot the part where you sneak up the bandits near Skadovsk and 500m from the place, during a foggy evening, you get sniped by a bandit with sawed off shotgun or a crappy 9mm pistol.
Ivan Šalamon Is one of those mods you can't just play aftet finishing CoP for the first time and just hop in like nothing. There are rules, and if you don't understand them and respect them, you'll be ramming your head against the wall until you finally understand, and then the game actually becomes interesting.
In the Part with the Burer making the baby sound you needed to enter the room, and kill him, cos when he closes it you cannot open it anymore. A buggy bug
I love how even though everyone hates on the Misery mod, it's still one of the most well-known and praised mods for STALKER out there. Me for one, I can't even play STALKER anymore without the Misery mod. It's just too easy.
49mozzer If you get killed upon spawning in then that’s your own fault, sad to say. As an experienced Misery player, I usually never die in the first couple of hours of a new playthrough, regardless of which class I’m starting out as. Misery is one of the only game experiences I have ever had where I feel like I’m genuinly trying to survive, where every trip outside of the safe zones might lead to certain death. If you don’t like it, then that’s perfectly fine, it’s probably just not the kind of experience you’re looking for. But don’t blame your own inability to survive on the game, because the only one at fault is yourself.
How is it my fault if I die while the screen is black when walking to a new area? How the fuck am I meant to fight an enemy that always gets to strike first in a game where everything is a one hit kill? There is a fine line between a challenge and sadism and if this video is accurate then odds are most of your deaths will come down to bugs or the AI being bullshit. Your're free to like what you want but it seems most of the "difficulty" from this mod is either the cheap kind (inflated enemy health, pinpoint accuracy from extreme ranges while your weapons can't hit the broad side of a barn) or because it's a buggy mess. But what do I know? Maybe you're the kinda person that enjoys using his head to break down a wall rather then a sledgehammer. And before you say "well you haven't even played it so you're opinion is invalid" I'm not gonna waste my time and storage space on playing this broken piece of shit just to prove a point.
Nah, Misery is kinda easy close to the end game, i was just disappointed when i passed through the Jupiter Underground without a single fking death, even Zulu didn't died using that shitty PKM and i was like " dafuq ", THIS is supposed to be HARD at all? well Misery is kind annoying about the Npc's Aim Lock but after some time trying to avoid the grenades and all, this shit becomes more funny and when u realize, the entire gameplay becomes izi. U really wanna a true challenge? Try LD 1.3+ with Ironman mode + QoL and W.A.R.F.I.G.H.T.E.R addons and go to CNPP. dat mah privet will be the real deal about the zone .
Hahah you need to get the poltergeist that you reach from a ladder in x8 for it to be playable. Guess you couldn't find him, it's a sick section of the game.
Whenever I see one of the Ecologist guys with a gun I just say "Do not give the gun to a nerd" I say it because I got shot several fkin times in the back by one of them while mutants attacked us at the swamp
>Gets hit by a flying tin can
>Dies
*SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE.*
The flying tin can anomaly is very dangerous
Im the 666 like
Ammo: *exi-*
Misery: n o
It's kinda ridiculous. Everytime I get back to Skadovsk, what little rubles I made from my run goes to food and ammo lol
@@john-id6tn that's how life is tho
@@john-id6tn i personaly dont get these hard stalker mods, you are telling me that Ukrainian official army who is supported by their government drop 9 bullets? Really?
@@uncleluke6689 they already spent the rest trading with stalkers for vodka to cure their eternal hangover.
@Nightmare Vision Goggles that's what pisses me off about anomoly. Sure it's meant to be all hardcore I get it but every single person in the zone carries basically no ammo and not a single stalker maintains their weapon. It's ridiculous.
You forgot the part where you mash f5 every 30 seconds.
*CORRUPTED SAVES* *HARD SAVES ALSO CRASH*
I only play Stalker on Ironman. Its the only way I can feel anything any more.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow not anything, just pain. And zaton.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow Try it in Misery. You will become wormfood in seconds.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow have you tried taking sugar pills and calling it “joy”?
great editing, good to see fresh STALKER content even several years later
I'm not gonna let this game die and be burried under tons of bandit shitposts.
If you like the editing, i would check out the channel Albino
he does pretty much the exact same vids but not stalker.
TranquilFace YT Its similar, but they got different Editing styles. But both are great
@@NikolaiStalkerArchive lead words, ive almost cried
I’ll shitpost all I want
Me: Oh boy I finally got all the members for my squad for safety when dwelling into the undergrounds
Later:
-2 deaths to snorks.
-1 death by monolith
-9 deaths by friendly fire
-1 death by friendly fire due to one singular rat
inb4 Misery devs get mad, this is also amazingly made. Great job.
Why would the devs get mad?
Zee Captain dude our mod is perfect lmao
Them and a lot of their fans yeah.
because misery is an incredibly hardcore gaming experience not for the faint of heart and it should be treated as such
John McSayer: Thank god you exist dude, I wouldn't have read such senseful comment then.
better than playing the actual mod 10.1/10
best stalker montage in all over universe
10/10
Misery in a nutshell for someone who thought it wouldn't be THAT hard.
Alright! Time to find Skadovsk! *several hours later* WHAT MAP IS THIS?!?!?!
*Walks, no enemy around.... Screen goes blue. Dies*
*Starts game as Sniper*
A Mosin? Oh my...... What? *model looks like toy gun*
A PU Scope for the Mosin? Nice *adds scope on Mosin*
Who the fuck looked at these models and said "Yes. Models r good"
Also who genuinely thought the classes were balanced?
Sniper is easy mode.
DGneoseeker1 *Shoots idiot with sniper at near point-blank range. Idiot gives no fucks. Shoots entire clip. No fucks given. Enemy then 360's my ass with one shot.*
Yep........ Easy mode........
When playing a sniper, do not use a sniper rifle until you have one of the anti-materiel rifles or something else ridiculously fancy. The Mosin is GARBAGE, for one thing.
How I became OP was... I killed a guy with an SLR. The single shot version of the FN FAL. It's super accurate, has a huge magazine, and high power. I could easily see a guy in the distance, line up a headshot and hit almost 100% of the time, getting a one shot kill. For some reason it counts as a sniper specialised weapon so you get an accuracy bonus. Or some kind of bonus anyway. The fact that you can get 100% headshots makes you a lot better at killing anyone wearing armour.
I think you also get a bonus to using shotguns, which helps with mutants.
Compare this to when playing as Assault. I tried Assault first but I couldn't hit anything past short range reliably and I was getting my ass handed to me by a couple of Controllers since I couldn't get enough bullets into them while they were effortlessly screwing me over with psychic powers and their magic killing aura.
I have not used a mosin, but instead have gone with mauser. This rifle has very good ammo selection ranging from cheap anti mutant ammo to proper AP rounds. This gun is sure is good
Furman Huh... western spy...
Misery 2.2 in a nutshell
"What is this, a tent for ants?!"
Can Bandits in Trenchcoats still survive 7.62 in the head?
Because that was just a bad design choice.
I blame the guy in charge with ''balance'' because he seems to have a frustration fetish.
No. They wont survive 7.62 to the head. In my experience 1-2 bursts puts them down. Mercs with exo on the other hand are bitches, they can take 2-3 headshots from 7.62 . If you go for assaulter try to find AEK971, the gun has an enormous rpm. Upgrade it fully, put on burst fire, add NPSU 2.6 scope and you are set for endgame.
You know nothing John Snow! A. When You enter the Zone, The Zone enters the very soul of your being B. Read Strugatsky brothers novels and the rest of the Zone lore and Stalker lore.
OOORR Exoskeleton and a PKM and looots of cocaine thats how i finished.
in regards to balance, that's actually exactly it. Misery isn't supposed to be realistic, it's just supposed to be harder. and the dev has said that it's supposed to be unfair and frustrating (which is why you can spawn into a new game 10 feet away from a chimera and two psudogiants.)
Only two?
Well meme'd, Stalker!
0:34 Ah. Of course. The famous railgun crafting recipe: grenade plus ladder.
In 2.2 snorks are just ridicolously hard. Not only that they kill you with like 2 kicks, the also are fast as like they porting and you can't even dodge them when jumping since they have gotten homing capabilities most recently. I can't tell how often I died even with godmode on in the caves where you have to find Snag's chest just because snorks are so op now.
Yeah, Snorks can bitchslap you into the Z dimension. It IS a little much.
@@zetetick395 Yup they're very hard but nothing cant be fix without 3 carbon plate I have to edit this item for lower weight and have resistance against psy, because controller is freaking annoying with their ridiculous DPS and what they heck they snipe me from very far before I could snipe them what worst you counter 2 of them you're freaking dead already.
I need to edit controller file but I don't know which one,I notice control psy attack range is very far and they can detect you through walls even I try to unload my saiga shot gun round I can't even fire 1 shot it just psy attack me in span 3 sec.
Snork nothing cant be handle with Toz66 and 2 grenade,since toz are highest damage shotgun as long you not miss.
I really need to edit controller file their difficulty is too ridiculous it made impossible in Jupiter factory without arm yourself with 50mine and 200 grenade launcher round, good thing I can stockpile those since the mod allowed to store your round deep in dangerous place.
3 days of grind real time spend another 5 hours moving the stuff into Jupiter factory back and forth.
I rather fight 4 chimera than fight 1 controller they're too broken.....
One of the best S.T.A.L.K.E.R meme videos out there
Outstanding work, amazing editing! You should definitely consider making more videos like these, absolute joy to watch
2:45 Slavs have the superpower to make a bottle of vodka magically appear in their hands
You forgot about how NPC who are in your team basicly dies from whatever shit, but enemies guys are bulletproff.
this is where the legend began
Playing misery is like playing dark souls with your hand behind your back and on mouse and keyboard
Эхх, так вот он какой, качественный контент!
Ето еще только половина всего пиздеца)
@Stalker Blitz потому что это англоязычный канал
Да есть такое
Started stalker on misery and didn't regret it. Slaughtered a chimera with an axe. Fun time.
Still killing it Nikolai
to truly represent misery you must show more clips of you dying to invisible grenades in tall grass than dying to an entire horde of cheeki breeki bois because it's not a design flaw, its a choice
I know it's old, but I know how it feels. Jumped off a giant pipeline in Zaton, there were like 3 feet between me and the ground, with the pipeline between us. I died when I touched the ground....
THE BEST STALKER VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN.
I JUST LOVE IT
You forgot the part where you sneak up the bandits near Skadovsk and 500m from the place, during a foggy evening, you get sniped by a bandit with sawed off shotgun or a crappy 9mm pistol.
This noises with Worms World Party, .... mmmmm nice....
Don't worry, 5 years later with a remaster mod pack, npcs still phase through solid object. Still the best bug free game series I've ever played!
6 years 🥲
eh use suit ecologist its efective anomalys
NO USE SUITS COMBAT
I expected it to be some shitty funny moments but it's actually really funny
best editing ever, good job bruh, keep it up
And this here little stalkers is where uncle Nikolai found his place
Play a meme mod, get memed on. Simple really
(hilarious video btw)
Andruševski ' I see you everywhere
I'm glad people opened their eyes and saw that Misery is utter shit.
I never knew how badly I needed this video
Now I got a whole new definition of life in the zone.
So this is where legend begins...
In fairness, the PTRD is the chaddest weapon in video games, and makes the misery worth it.
That snork bumping the wall had me in stitches
Year 2100: flying Ladas everywhere.
Best mod to catch tinnitus with
you know, i just wanna see a lets play of misery without quicksaving
When the campfire deals more damage than the guns you use
They don’t call it misery for nothing
MISERY is such a breathtaking experience.
Ivan Šalamon Is one of those mods you can't just play aftet finishing CoP for the first time and just hop in like nothing. There are rules, and if you don't understand them and respect them, you'll be ramming your head against the wall until you finally understand, and then the game actually becomes interesting.
I can proudly say i killed a chimera using only the obrez
I cant believe Spartacus tricked him into looking at ceiling to get him killed and proceeded to loot him..You really cant trust anyone in the Zone
In the Part with the Burer making the baby sound you needed to enter the room, and kill him, cos when he closes it you cannot open it anymore. A buggy bug
2 years later you can shoot the lock off so I don't think it is a bug
Corrupted AI
the pirated version i installed didnt let me do that
He an american spy. A real Stalker use slavic music.
only american spies think so
soviet union fell comrade, we don't know for who are working half of our spy's now... and the other half... well they are working.
Dude Slavs are huge into trap these days.
No pack of 20 dogs chasing you across the map?
yea thats pretty much how it goes
So it goes ...
2:45 the ancient vodka summoning technique that only the greatest gopniks can master *sniffs*
Спустя год : Stalker 2 in Nutshell
"Tvo yo mat, suka" -Bandit
That Hokuto No Ken sequence was lit
Well,
it aint called STALKER : Happyland.
Can't say ya weren't warned.
When I bought PTRD-41it crashed my game... *F U C K I N G M I S E R Y*
I love how even though everyone hates on the Misery mod, it's still one of the most well-known and praised mods for STALKER out there.
Me for one, I can't even play STALKER anymore without the Misery mod. It's just too easy.
So getting killed on spawn is fun to you? Booking a trip to the ACTUAL zone and running away from the tour group is probably more fun then this.
49mozzer If you get killed upon spawning in then that’s your own fault, sad to say. As an experienced Misery player, I usually never die in the first couple of hours of a new playthrough, regardless of which class I’m starting out as.
Misery is one of the only game experiences I have ever had where I feel like I’m genuinly trying to survive, where every trip outside of the safe zones might lead to certain death.
If you don’t like it, then that’s perfectly fine, it’s probably just not the kind of experience you’re looking for. But don’t blame your own inability to survive on the game, because the only one at fault is yourself.
How is it my fault if I die while the screen is black when walking to a new area? How the fuck am I meant to fight an enemy that always gets to strike first in a game where everything is a one hit kill?
There is a fine line between a challenge and sadism and if this video is accurate then odds are most of your deaths will come down to bugs or the AI being bullshit. Your're free to like what you want but it seems most of the "difficulty" from this mod is either the cheap kind (inflated enemy health, pinpoint accuracy from extreme ranges while your weapons can't hit the broad side of a barn) or because it's a buggy mess.
But what do I know? Maybe you're the kinda person that enjoys using his head to break down a wall rather then a sledgehammer.
And before you say "well you haven't even played it so you're opinion is invalid" I'm not gonna waste my time and storage space on playing this broken piece of shit just to prove a point.
Everyone hates on Misery? Its hands down my favorite mod
Nah, Misery is kinda easy close to the end game, i was just disappointed when i passed through the Jupiter Underground without a single fking death, even Zulu didn't died using that shitty PKM and i was like " dafuq ", THIS is supposed to be HARD at all? well Misery is kind annoying about the Npc's Aim Lock but after some time trying to avoid the grenades and all, this shit becomes more funny and when u realize, the entire gameplay becomes izi. U really wanna a true challenge? Try LD 1.3+ with Ironman mode + QoL and W.A.R.F.I.G.H.T.E.R addons and go to CNPP. dat mah privet will be the real deal about the zone .
I like the ending, a nice nod to hokuto no ken :)
Good ol'misery mod still how I remember it
Daddy Niko with the drippy content.
Those CS 1.6 and Minecraft sounds got me.
I love the raindrop remix in here
в твоих видосахможно встретить весь мой плейлист
And so the legend was born
You lost to the dab son xd!!!
bloodsucker at 0:16: flying thunder god technique
This is quality content right here. Gr8 job m8
underrated channel
great vid, keep up the good work!
Now he is not underrated
Legend born
Either the game kills you or the GAME engine does.
Yo that September remix is dope.
Misery: I hate snorks
i laughed my ass off when the grenade came back like a boomerang 0:37
Hahah you need to get the poltergeist that you reach from a ladder in x8 for it to be playable. Guess you couldn't find him, it's a sick section of the game.
всё твои ролики достойны быть заархивированы в историю.
Yes, sometimes 23:01 does look like that in eastern europe.
Talk about a miserable experience
This video made me laugh, I'm pretty sure this isn't the purpose of Misery.
Надо было пневматику добавить в мод, чтобы нпс хоть с чего-то умирали с трёх пуль а не с пол пули.
Misery is like going to school
DOOR STUCK!
Holy shit this should legit be an ad for the mod.
This makes me wanna play more stalker
in this game acid is actually acid so doesn't matter what suit you have u can only survive about 10sek
Please make more like this! Great edit!
Whenever I see one of the Ecologist guys with a gun I just say "Do not give the gun to a nerd"
I say it because I got shot several fkin times in the back by one of them while mutants attacked us at the swamp
You don't want more pain until you beat it on dark mode and don't fast travel or exploit bag
Stalker has the fairest weapons I've seen. In terms of damage.
Playing 2.3 right now and it runs super smooth :-)
Atention blauat
Old but gold
I like this! This editing is dope too :)
this was the greatest thing i've watched in my life
Oh god, I just found the greatest channel no earth.
Dankest of Stalker videos
BRUH WTF, I can't stop watching these =/
keep it going fam