The greatest best man speech I ever heard: "I actually was not the first choice to be best man. John first asked his best friend and he said no. Then John asked his funniest friend, and he said no. Then he asked his most popular, best looking friend and he also said no. Finally, he asked me, his brother. I just couldn't say no to John 4 times, so here I am."
About him and having sex with her cause nothing says respect and marriage appropriate like objectifiying your wife in front of her whole family XD Jesus christ, that marriage couldn't have lasted that long, imagine if these people actually knew Robbie Margot or something.
she also came out later to talk about how much she loved what he said despite what everyone else is feeling on the matter. she seemed happy to me, live and let live.
@@bunnyg4464 good for her if she actually felt that way and is not just PRing for her husband, but I think it's still fair to say that wedding speech left a lot to be desired. Not to say the husband was actively malicious or anything, but maybe find some nicer things to talk about your wife than how much you like to fuck her but would prefer Margot Robbie if she was in the room and stuff like that in front of her family during your wedding ceremony, I dunno, some tact goes a long way.
I think we should have a part 2 with more of this, we missed cake smashing, mother-in-law dramas, drunk fights, walk outs and cheating revelations, weddings can be so messy
@@MikeyJBlakeJRoh Mikey… Mikey, Mikey, Mikey…… i suggest just giving “wedding fails” a quick goog. Cheating revelations are surprisingly common place with those
@@GoodTimeForARoll Giblets are the edible innards of a bird, such as a chicken or turkey. They usually include: • the liver • the gizzard • the neck • the kidneys • the heart
i feel so bad for the girl with the purple hair, her vows were sweet and his vows were him degrading and humiliating her in front of all their family and friends
at my cousin's wedding, part of the first dance ritual was her groom having a dance with his mother. it went on for four minutes and she was caressing his face for half of it while mouthing the lyrics about being in love. it was a very strange thing to witness and have nobody talk about afterward.
I was going to be married this coming summer, but unfortunately after a 6 year battle with cancer Alexis was taken from me on August 27th. We bonded over your videos and I thank you for taking our mind off her illness video after video
She gave me my baby boy even after the doctors said it would never happen. So cancer definitely didn't win she just got too tired to fight back anymore.
You guys wedding stories actually very cute. I love the idea of a surprise wedding. Not surprising the bride or groom, but surprising the guests. I hope that your mother appreciated it.
I used to run weddings out here in Scotland, the worst one i had the Groom got shit faced and kept calling his wife a "fat C*U*N*T" at the alter, he left the dinner to watch football, his new wife left without him and at the dance he passed out in a chair and pissed himself
My husband and I are minimally affectionate as well. I think the success comes from being with someone who loves the way you do. Someone who smothers won’t last long with someone who is emotionally distant. It works for us. We’ve been married nearly 25 years.
@@neko7606if it makes you feel any better, my mom and dad have been married for over twenty years and they don't show much PDA, or even celebrate their anniversaries lol
The thing to remember is that while you see all the people who are outwardly affectionate, you won't see the people that aren't. Because they aren't, ya dig? I am pretty affectionate person - hugs, hand holding, cuddles, I'm down. My partner is not, at least not to the same extent. Yet we've been together for nearly twenty years. There is no right way to love, only right people to match it.
I have a confession about something bad I did at a wedding. My sister recently got married. They threw me in the kitchen to help make food for the reception, and I saw the groom’s mom’s friend’s daughter mix the Mac-n-cheese with her bare hands. I only warned my brother and his girlfriend about it bc tbh everybody else at this wedding would have caused a scene, (half is super hillbilly and the other half is super ghetto, so we would have been screwed), and I really didn’t want to disrupt my sister’s day by starting a screaming match. I figured what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them. Everybody got food poisoning besides me and my brother’s girlfriend (my brother ate it anyway). I feel bad for not telling anyone, but in hindsight, I think they’ll be pissed if I mention it _now_ after it’s all said and done Edit: I should probably correct something. The daughter wasn’t a child, she was well into her 30’s.
I’m pretty positive that the kids purple haired lady and empty balls dude have were AT THE WEDDING. And had to experience their dad solely talk about having sex with their mom.
@@onyxium7102 Yes and she posted a video or two afterwards about how people only saw a clip of their relationship and didn’t know them entirely just based off that and that she loved his vows and found them funny 👀💀
Wow. It’s been years since I heard the lemon/lime terminology. It had been completely gone from my mind until right now. Thank you for the fun throwback.
The Tiktok of the female pastor singing is one of my absolute favorites. Apparently, it was the last wedding she was ever going to officiate and the bride never got to say anything to her because she retired immediately after. Just the looks between her and her husband kill me every time.
@@GoetiaTV absolutely, from fights breaking out to grooms trying to open a beer with the emergency sprinkler and having an entire hotel evacuated as it flooded lmao
@@thesilentportrait I was at one where the Best Man’s speech was about the time he and the groom started a forest fire in a national park and got away with it. One where the cake-maker just put frosting on cardboard. I think the worst was a reception where the DJ and groom got in a fight, whole wedding party got involved, cops were called, bride was crying.
I would love to see y’all do this but with funerals. My granddaddy passed last year and the women that sang absolutely ruined the home going celebration people actually cried more bc it was so bad
Went to a funeral for an 11 year old classmate. It was a very sad day, but we all couldn't help but laugh at the woman singing. She couldn't carry a note in a bucket, she kept fucking up the rhythm and melody and sang everything to the exact same wrong tune. She was the pastor's wife. It's the only reason she was there.
At my aunts funeral the pastor was talking about how lucky she was in life, she had a roof over her head, a shirt on her back, and shoes on her feet. The first two were true but she was an advanced diabetic who had both legs amputated from the knee down. My mom leaned over and whispered to me “she doesn’t have feet though”
for anyone actually wondering, the cross at 29:00 is not a nazi cross, nor is it the Iron Cross (which is still used in the german military and is not an inherently nazi symbol), it is a Maltese cross which is used by a variety of organizations today including many fire departments and the Knights Hospitaller (also known as the Knights of Malta) among many, many others
That’s actually really interesting! And info that could definitely be helpful someday if/when some poor Maltese is erroneously accused lol. Thanks for making the effort, appreciated 😊🙏
Honestly, that Zorro one could have been really awesome if it had been HEAVILY choreographed, like weeks and weeks of rehearsal with six attackers and flips and shit like an old Kung Fu movie. That I’d like to see
It would make for a pretty cool spectacle, but is all that effort really worth it for a wedding though? I feel like it would overstay its welcome pretty damn fast.
@@ginogatash4030exactly lmao if i had to rehearse my wedding 100 times it wouldn’t feel special anymore. like it’s a day about celebrating your love id rather not combine that with rehearsing a play
Y'all are great together. U can see the joy in her eyes. She might be the type to hold her feelings on the inside but her love for u was clearly showing.
His cut during his wedding looks great. He'd be a killer looking guy if he lost the weight and rocked that curly mullet! That haircut was actually so dope.
@@oliveraddison6143 I won't disagree with that! Just saying he has a lot of potential to be a very good looking guy, sometimes I forget he's in his 30s lol
When they started talking about Portland it was incredibly accurate. I do not go downtown anymore and there’s no special stores there anymore for the same reason. Wild place to get married
I shit you not, first wedding I was a bridesmaid in was in 2013. The bride and groom wanted to do a fun gag where the wedding parties came out with animal noses on to "What Does the Fox Say?". But the song started playing as soon as the bride and groom walked into the reception hall instead. So they have a video of them being introduced for the first time as a married couple with "RING DING DING DING DING DINGA DING" blaring in the background with their heads down
I think the pants falling at the wedding is so cute. I can’t imagine showing my kids that grandpas pants fell at the wedding and cracking tf up that we have video proof. His goodies weren’t out or anything but it would definitely be something i randomly start laughing about in the middle of the day
I'm only a minute and a half in but I'm just pausing to be saying it was dang sweet of Papa to start with how lovely his wife looked before the horse story 😂😂
I’m sad that I have just found this channel like 2 weeks ago and I am just getting to this video!!! They are such a perfect couple I love how they play off each other beautifully. It’s literally the definition of ones other half and I can’t get enough of it!!!
Jesus the hallelujah thing reminds me of my dads wedding. For whatever reason they got this couple that singed church songs while drawing on a chalk board for AN HOUR AND A HALF. A whole 90 minutes of Scuttle from the little mermaid screeching into a karaoke machine they found in a goodwill dumpsters.
I mean I pretty sure it's actually incredibly hilarious how Hunter is getting upset at that cameramen for laughing but it's not even him that's laughing because the wedding couple is actually the people that are mic'd up you just can't see the husband's laugh but you can definitely hear it
28:46 I think that’s the crest of the Black Templars from 40k, the boys at Flashgitz made a whole series about the black templars going on a crusade against the furries
The black Templars cross is just the cross of the knights hospitalar, sometimes called the Maltese cross. That medal could be anything really, it’s a fairly common symbol.
@@DrBusiness9 don’t feel bad for me buddy. I grew up lucky, my parents never got a divorce. My mom and dad have a comfortable relationship. Having both of my parents in the same house was a blessing that not a lot of people have.
"I just wouldn't want to be wet." *Both stare in silence trying not to laugh* As a married person, same. My partner and I are constantly surprised we are functioning adults considering the dumb things we find funny 😂
His mom was the one who was officiating his wedding. I mean saying that in front of your parents, other family members, even kids makes his speech so inappropriate, I'll be pissed if I was the bride.
Wore my dress blues for my wedding. It's kinda cliched but it's the nicest thing I own and my wife's great grandma saw a picture of me in them and remarked to me "Oh I bet you're so handsome in those!" it nearly drove me to tears because my grandma had passed away a year prior and always said how handsome she thought i was.
Dude honestly this is easily my top 5 or 3 in ranking for my favorite videos from you. Your wife seems awesome and you can tell you guys are just perfect for each other. Love this wholesome and hilarious video. More you and your wife videos por favor lol
Slow dancing for 45 minutes to bell witch is the funniest visual ive ever got on this channel. Didnt even know anyone else knew about that 3 minutes worth of music turned into an hour long album
My cousin just had his wedding and they decided to have it at some ritzy resort that cost $1000 a night and only invited one member of each part of the family. My dad was invited but not me or my mother, my aunt was invited but not my uncle or other cousins. It was very weird
I would take that as a sign that you should no longer associate with them any longer. Like thats some grade A weird shit right there buddy. Just photoshop them outta the family portraits, Stalin style 😂
This video was posted almost a year ago but I feel the need to comment that the lady doing the announcing at the mlp wedding is actually Tabitha St. Germain who actually voices several main characters on the show! She’s reprising her role as princess Luna and tbh I think it’s kinda cute they went all out and actually hired one of the real voice cast
if my partner started going on in their vows about sex like that in front of both of our families I would straight up end the ceremony and refuse to sign the marriage certificate, no way you're gonna get away with disrespecting me like that on our wedding day
@@danielkelsosmith new idea: the parents of the groom and bride get together to determine if the wedding will last and plan some surprise that tells whether or not they'll stay together
Wym “internet wedding” as if these all aren’t just regular people that posted it to their Facebook so their relatives in extended family could see? If a guy falls into the pool at a barbecue, and it goes viral, I wouldn’t call it “one of those Internet barbecues”
I showed my mom this video you make her laugh and she said you and your wife should do more videos together, it's a nice back and forth and she is funny too
You are the sweetest couple ever, I know deep down this is exactly how you two are off camera 😂 basically made for eachother. And I gotta say papa meat is like the most wholesome R rated comedy anywhere. Like the Mr. Rogers of dark humor. A million times subbed lol
28:43 This is not an SS iron cross nor was the iron cross an SS exclusive medal. The iron cross was a military medal for Prussia originally dating back to 1813 and would later be appropriated by the Nazi regime in 1938. In any case, this cross appears to look more like a Maltese templar knights cross. This last observation is from a precursory google search as I am unfamiliar with this medallion otherwise. Hilarious video and I am glad to have had a chance to watch it so early. Cheers
Yup, it's a Templar Maltese Cross. Except it's on the wrong ribbon, and he's wearing it wrong as if he found it and is just using it as part of his costume.
It does seem to carry the stigma depending on where you are. I remember visiting western Europe, they used the catholic templar cross in Spain and Italy on places like pharmacies, but they opted for rectangular crosses in the same kinds of places in France and Germany. Correlation ≠ causation, just what I noticed.
Funnily enough this was perfectly timed, because I was at a cousin's wedding over the weekend, and even though it was 30°f and raining, and one of the speeches was literally about how the bride farts a lot, you showed me it could've been a million times worse than being cooped up in a noisy barn full of drunk relatives doing the cha cha slide.
I remember my cousin's wedding was quite awkward. The reception featured a bourbon tasting along with candied bacon. However, my aunt (the groom's mother) got absolutely plastered and still had to give a toast to her son. Her speech amounted to, 'I've loved you since the day you were born. You are my soulmate, now and forever.' Then, she just started crying and stumbled off. Nothing like being called your mother's soulmate.
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What shirt are you wearing? It looks dope af and I NEED to flex on these college hoes!! Oh pretty please tell me!!! 🥺😩💦
You got a beautiful wife there Papa and your wedding looked magical ✨️
Thanks dad
WHATS WRONG WITH OWLS?!
The greatest best man speech I ever heard: "I actually was not the first choice to be best man. John first asked his best friend and he said no. Then John asked his funniest friend, and he said no. Then he asked his most popular, best looking friend and he also said no. Finally, he asked me, his brother. I just couldn't say no to John 4 times, so here I am."
That's actually pretty good
I'm stealing this, thank you
im stealing this for the one day im gonna be someones best man
i wanted to use this but it doesn't roll out the tongue in my native language very well. Pretty cool regardless
But then...he was the first choice. Stupid line.
The sad part about the purple haired woman is that her vows were about him and HIS vows were also about him.
About him and having sex with her cause nothing says respect and marriage appropriate like objectifiying your wife in front of her whole family XD
Jesus christ, that marriage couldn't have lasted that long, imagine if these people actually knew Robbie Margot or something.
@@ginogatash4030_Robbie Margot?_ Lmao is that Margot Robbie's evil male counterpart?
@@jackelewish1568 I thought Margot was the last name for a sec, but sure, we can make Robbie Margot an evil sibling if you really want.
she also came out later to talk about how much she loved what he said despite what everyone else is feeling on the matter. she seemed happy to me, live and let live.
@@bunnyg4464 good for her if she actually felt that way and is not just PRing for her husband, but I think it's still fair to say that wedding speech left a lot to be desired.
Not to say the husband was actively malicious or anything, but maybe find some nicer things to talk about your wife than how much you like to fuck her but would prefer Margot Robbie if she was in the room and stuff like that in front of her family during your wedding ceremony, I dunno, some tact goes a long way.
Papa Meat and Mama Meat are honestly an adorable couple. It’s like an ogre married a fairy.
I wouldn't consider Mama Meat an orge
That’s actually a really good way to describe papa meat
@@randumbuserahahahahahah
@@randumbuser 😭🤣🤣
Papa meat is a on 🔝 compared to his wife 🤮
Papa meat and his wife look like two lesbians that met at home depot and go back every year to renew their vows.
STAWWWPPPP 😂😂
That’s why they look strangely perfect together lol
Lmaooo
😂 well damn 😅
THATS BRUTALLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think we should have a part 2 with more of this, we missed cake smashing, mother-in-law dramas, drunk fights, walk outs and cheating revelations, weddings can be so messy
Omg yess!
well drunk fights and cheating revelations are fun. no one likes in laws drama or cake smashing
Pt 2 plssss papa meat plssssss
Those things happen?? Like cheating revelations?
@@MikeyJBlakeJRoh Mikey… Mikey, Mikey, Mikey…… i suggest just giving “wedding fails” a quick goog. Cheating revelations are surprisingly common place with those
If papa meat came to my wedding and said “you’re married” in his voice of doom.
I’d die happy
I NEED THE TIMESTAMP, I CAN'T FIND IT
16:00
Very Dwight Shrute
That would honestly be the most awesome thing EVER lol 😂!
Getting to find out our beloved Papa Meat is married and had a beautiful ceremony warms my giblets.
My giblets are very warm right now
Tf is a giblet?
@@GoodTimeForARolluse your imagination🎉
@@matthewbeers4888I have a vague memory of being told it's on a bird but idk if it's a thing only on a bird
@@GoodTimeForARoll
Giblets are the edible innards of a bird, such as a chicken or turkey.
They usually include:
• the liver
• the gizzard
• the neck
• the kidneys
• the heart
i feel so bad for the girl with the purple hair, her vows were sweet and his vows were him degrading and humiliating her in front of all their family and friends
you should animate your wedding from your perspective that'd be entertaining asf
Imagine how the horse would be done 😂
@@na-ky8outhis made me laugh thinking about it
@@na-ky8ou Literally Hitler
@@na-ky8ouit would look like a ugly old man toe
Where did the other 3 comments go?
at my cousin's wedding, part of the first dance ritual was her groom having a dance with his mother. it went on for four minutes and she was caressing his face for half of it while mouthing the lyrics about being in love. it was a very strange thing to witness and have nobody talk about afterward.
Oh my God I would have folded into a ball and rolled out of the room
🎶 Sweet home Alabama 🎶
Couple that with the alarming amount of mother and child couple themed halloween costumes I've seen and boy am I concerned for humanity
@@GrimViridian motherboy
That's weird and all, but is your username a Nacho Libre reference?
I was going to be married this coming summer, but unfortunately after a 6 year battle with cancer Alexis was taken from me on August 27th. We bonded over your videos and I thank you for taking our mind off her illness video after video
God damn. Sorry to hear 😢
So sorry to hear that. Hope you and your family may heal.🦋💕
Sorry to hear that 😢
I’m so sorry for your loss
She gave me my baby boy even after the doctors said it would never happen. So cancer definitely didn't win she just got too tired to fight back anymore.
You guys wedding stories actually very cute. I love the idea of a surprise wedding. Not surprising the bride or groom, but surprising the guests. I hope that your mother appreciated it.
I used to run weddings out here in Scotland, the worst one i had the Groom got shit faced and kept calling his wife a "fat C*U*N*T" at the alter, he left the dinner to watch football, his new wife left without him and at the dance he passed out in a chair and pissed himself
That is fuckin hilarious
@@jimihatten1958I don't think hilarious is the right word
Damn, buddy needs some rehab. Fuck…
@@GoodTimeForARoll I do.
@@jimihatten1958can confirm, that sounds hilarious, a big ol fat hoot n knee slap!
You and your wife's shared minimal affection is what makes your marriage so strong.
I was telling my mom I was incompatible with love because I show very little affection but seeing father and mother meat gives me hope
My husband and I are minimally affectionate as well. I think the success comes from being with someone who loves the way you do. Someone who smothers won’t last long with someone who is emotionally distant. It works for us. We’ve been married nearly 25 years.
@@neko7606 Maybe you won't find love.
Maybe love finds you.
@@neko7606if it makes you feel any better, my mom and dad have been married for over twenty years and they don't show much PDA, or even celebrate their anniversaries lol
The thing to remember is that while you see all the people who are outwardly affectionate, you won't see the people that aren't. Because they aren't, ya dig?
I am pretty affectionate person - hugs, hand holding, cuddles, I'm down. My partner is not, at least not to the same extent. Yet we've been together for nearly twenty years. There is no right way to love, only right people to match it.
"You are my little c*m goblin" Holy sht Papa, NEVER leave her, she just walks around y'all's house vomiting gold
Goblet
@@underleftthe cup??
Two girls one cup???
For my wedding, I'll wrestle my father in law in a ladder match to get the brief case with the honey moon trip tickets.
That would be a great idea if my dad wasn't a buffy 6'4 guy who could bench 450 pounds 😂😂
@@amethyst1241 It's about leverage, not strength!
@eins2001 oh.. got it 👍🏽
I have a confession about something bad I did at a wedding.
My sister recently got married. They threw me in the kitchen to help make food for the reception, and I saw the groom’s mom’s friend’s daughter mix the Mac-n-cheese with her bare hands. I only warned my brother and his girlfriend about it bc tbh everybody else at this wedding would have caused a scene, (half is super hillbilly and the other half is super ghetto, so we would have been screwed), and I really didn’t want to disrupt my sister’s day by starting a screaming match. I figured what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them.
Everybody got food poisoning besides me and my brother’s girlfriend (my brother ate it anyway). I feel bad for not telling anyone, but in hindsight, I think they’ll be pissed if I mention it _now_ after it’s all said and done
Edit: I should probably correct something. The daughter wasn’t a child, she was well into her 30’s.
Your brother was not smart for that
HOW FILTHY WAS HER HANDS
Yeah, you take that shit to the grave.
To the grave it goes😂
Tf was on her hands that it gave that many people food poisoning 😂
That must have been devastating
I would absolutely stop my wedding to tell that Hallelujah lady that she is not needed.
I feel like I would have struggled to not laugh my ass off.
it would be more difficult than you imagine if you were in the situation
That’s why we have Thanksgiving and Christmas. You don’t need to invite your wine-drunk schizophrenic aunt to important mile stone events like this.
Oh dude it's way different when your a bride or groom. You put up with so much...
I’m pretty positive that the kids purple haired lady and empty balls dude have were AT THE WEDDING. And had to experience their dad solely talk about having sex with their mom.
Pro tip to parents: Children don't usually like it when you're overly open about the fact you're railing each other.
If he's doing it at the wedding, he's absolutely doing it at home 😬
Or they watch it later since it went really viral
Did she actually go through with the marriage after that?
@@onyxium7102 Yes and she posted a video or two afterwards about how people only saw a clip of their relationship and didn’t know them entirely just based off that and that she loved his vows and found them funny 👀💀
I love that Allison definitely outed herself as an old school lemon/smut fanfic reader. Same girl. Same lol
FR😭 33:36 literally at this point I was like “i know what u are”
A woman of culture
Lmao no wonder papa meat's friend's wife gifted her a smut novel
Wow. It’s been years since I heard the lemon/lime terminology. It had been completely gone from my mind until right now.
Thank you for the fun throwback.
@@kellynantonacci7885 the good old days
The Tiktok of the female pastor singing is one of my absolute favorites. Apparently, it was the last wedding she was ever going to officiate and the bride never got to say anything to her because she retired immediately after. Just the looks between her and her husband kill me every time.
Lol that was me. We laugh about it all the time. The rest of the wedding was a wild party. :)
@@ElevatedFrequenciesPodcast I would've paid extra to have that pastor
The first mistake was getting a female pastor.
@@guppy719 wow you're so funny
Wasn't a joke@@basementdwellercosplay
As a wedding photographer for many years ..... I feel like this conversation could be turned into a 12 part netflix documentary
you work in the industry, you’re gonna have stories (did wedding videography for 15 years)
D:
@@GoetiaTV absolutely, from fights breaking out to grooms trying to open a beer with the emergency sprinkler and having an entire hotel evacuated as it flooded lmao
@@thesilentportrait I was at one where the Best Man’s speech was about the time he and the groom started a forest fire in a national park and got away with it. One where the cake-maker just put frosting on cardboard. I think the worst was a reception where the DJ and groom got in a fight, whole wedding party got involved, cops were called, bride was crying.
I would love to see y’all do this but with funerals. My granddaddy passed last year and the women that sang absolutely ruined the home going celebration people actually cried more bc it was so bad
Went to a funeral for an 11 year old classmate. It was a very sad day, but we all couldn't help but laugh at the woman singing. She couldn't carry a note in a bucket, she kept fucking up the rhythm and melody and sang everything to the exact same wrong tune. She was the pastor's wife. It's the only reason she was there.
Lady, PLEASE... tell me you filmed it and you have a video :D
@@alphabetsoup6837 why the fuck do people feel the need to sing at fucking funerals of all things?
Like Jesus christ let it be a solemn moment...
@@ginogatash4030
"Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight"
At my aunts funeral the pastor was talking about how lucky she was in life, she had a roof over her head, a shirt on her back, and shoes on her feet.
The first two were true but she was an advanced diabetic who had both legs amputated from the knee down. My mom leaned over and whispered to me “she doesn’t have feet though”
for anyone actually wondering, the cross at 29:00 is not a nazi cross, nor is it the Iron Cross (which is still used in the german military and is not an inherently nazi symbol), it is a Maltese cross which is used by a variety of organizations today including many fire departments and the Knights Hospitaller (also known as the Knights of Malta) among many, many others
That’s actually really interesting! And info that could definitely be helpful someday if/when some poor Maltese is erroneously accused lol. Thanks for making the effort, appreciated 😊🙏
I actually scrolled through looking for someone to talk about this
@@corneliusarmstrong5018 yes same, and i'm even more surprized people would assume it has anything to do with the SS specifically.
Honestly, that Zorro one could have been really awesome if it had been HEAVILY choreographed, like weeks and weeks of rehearsal with six attackers and flips and shit like an old Kung Fu movie. That I’d like to see
It would make for a pretty cool spectacle, but is all that effort really worth it for a wedding though? I feel like it would overstay its welcome pretty damn fast.
@@ginogatash4030exactly lmao if i had to rehearse my wedding 100 times it wouldn’t feel special anymore. like it’s a day about celebrating your love id rather not combine that with rehearsing a play
Your wife is awesome. Seriously, love her sense of humor.
You need to have your wife in more videos, shes a good camera personality
She's been in many movie's so it translates well to the screen
@@ChiralityPracticalityshe’s an actor??!
@@valv8179 don't you know Elliot Page
@@ChiralityPracticality BURN ! LMAO
@@ChiralityPracticalitythat’s fucked bro 😭
Y'all are great together. U can see the joy in her eyes. She might be the type to hold her feelings on the inside but her love for u was clearly showing.
Papa meat looks so young and youthful in his wedding pictures. Sad to see that was 50 years ago
Also crazy that he got married to that horse and that his bridesmaid is his so called “wife” currently
His cut during his wedding looks great. He'd be a killer looking guy if he lost the weight and rocked that curly mullet! That haircut was actually so dope.
@@GRAITOMhe’s currently really good looking in my opinion
@@oliveraddison6143 I won't disagree with that! Just saying he has a lot of potential to be a very good looking guy, sometimes I forget he's in his 30s lol
I mean, with how he looked at the wedding, I expected to see a random Pabst blue ribbon somewhere. 😂
I could barely get through that guy's "balls empty" wedding vow stuff. It almost made physically ill.. 😂🤮
I think my frontal lobe just died
Before God, my balls are drained.
The fact that their kids were in the audience I feel is deserving of jail time
@@mazeltovcocktail2.0oh my God, I forgot that the kids had to hear that
What's worse is it's his mother officiating... the woman who says "Michael".
Thats what happens when you do things the wrong way.
I love how innocent their guesses were with the purple hair girl knowing what he says prior to watching this
I had a physical revolted reaction to what that man was saying
When they started talking about Portland it was incredibly accurate. I do not go downtown anymore and there’s no special stores there anymore for the same reason. Wild place to get married
I just got married, and I cried my eyes out and it was the best day of my life. Thankfully there were no horses involved.
Congratulations! :)
Omg congratulations broski!
Shame you had no Pistol to ride you into the stage. You missed out
@@notatrollll hehe
congrats !!
And God saideth "Do not let photographers stand behind a preacher while a marriage ceremony is taking place."
I shit you not, first wedding I was a bridesmaid in was in 2013. The bride and groom wanted to do a fun gag where the wedding parties came out with animal noses on to "What Does the Fox Say?". But the song started playing as soon as the bride and groom walked into the reception hall instead. So they have a video of them being introduced for the first time as a married couple with "RING DING DING DING DING DINGA DING" blaring in the background with their heads down
I think the pants falling at the wedding is so cute. I can’t imagine showing my kids that grandpas pants fell at the wedding and cracking tf up that we have video proof.
His goodies weren’t out or anything but it would definitely be something i randomly start laughing about in the middle of the day
A 35 minute video from papa?!! We are BLESSED KINGS 👑
Fr
Just wait till he posts another 35 min video tomorrow 😂
And this time it doesn’t seem to be a stolen idea from the official podcast crew’s individual content
yes king
The meat queens are blessed as well
the simultaneous laugh after "I just don't wanna be wet" is the only indicator I need to know they are a perfect match lmao
Never would have suspected Papa meat to have a horse wedding
Right
And judging by his hairstyle, back during the 80's no less
He owns a farm
Peter, the horse is here.
The my little pony wedding is so wholesome ngl. They got one of the actual voice actresses to officiate it! Lowkey adorable
I'm only a minute and a half in but I'm just pausing to be saying it was dang sweet of Papa to start with how lovely his wife looked before the horse story 😂😂
That horse story was so funny, too
And now she looks like a 12 year old boy.
I used to be a wedding videographer and once saw a minister go off script by making a joke about terrorists. Unsurprisingly, no one laughed!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4:57 that lowkey awkward stare then into a synchronized laugh is so wholesome. Bless you guys~
I’m sad that I have just found this channel like 2 weeks ago and I am just getting to this video!!! They are such a perfect couple I love how they play off each other beautifully. It’s literally the definition of ones other half and I can’t get enough of it!!!
Fuck me man I laughed my ass off this entire video. You and the wife are hilarious together, really enjoyed watching you two riff off each other
I wouldn't want to be gay to be honest.
Jesus the hallelujah thing reminds me of my dads wedding. For whatever reason they got this couple that singed church songs while drawing on a chalk board for AN HOUR AND A HALF. A whole 90 minutes of Scuttle from the little mermaid screeching into a karaoke machine they found in a goodwill dumpsters.
that sounds like a horrendous wedding
The difference between a professional photographer, and an amateur is commitment to the capture, wedding fire dude was a total pro
26:48 "What time period are we in!?"
The Meiji Restoration bro that's not the Swiss Family Robinson, that's Rurouni Kenshin! 😆
I mean I pretty sure it's actually incredibly hilarious how Hunter is getting upset at that cameramen for laughing but it's not even him that's laughing because the wedding couple is actually the people that are mic'd up you just can't see the husband's laugh but you can definitely hear it
You can see at 7:56 actually, but yea glad at least one other person pointed it out.
I didn't even notice that, that's so much worse lmao. Dude is giggling like Peewee Herman
i almost commented this but then saw your comment
Those sparklers should be cold sparks, which is basically a chemical reaction that LOOKS like real sparks, but some people just don’t get the memo
28:46 I think that’s the crest of the Black Templars from 40k, the boys at Flashgitz made a whole series about the black templars going on a crusade against the furries
The black Templars cross is just the cross of the knights hospitalar, sometimes called the Maltese cross. That medal could be anything really, it’s a fairly common symbol.
They’re so chill, openly joking about divorce and she knows he’s joking. Honestly what I want
Dude if that’s not somewhat normal I feel bad for your early life home situation… it’s just called being comfortable on a realationship
@@DrBusiness9 *Gets divorced the next day and returns to this comment section sniffling and sobbing* I-I w-w-w-w-was WRooooong Q~Q
Today is my 22nd wedding anniversary... I'm going to tell my wife we're getting a divorce. Wish me luck
@@DrBusiness9 don’t feel bad for me buddy. I grew up lucky, my parents never got a divorce. My mom and dad have a comfortable relationship. Having both of my parents in the same house was a blessing that not a lot of people have.
@@garandthamb8 oh that’s great actually! Man you’re just wholesome sometimes I assume people are worse off when they’re just speaking their mind
Was NOT expecting the Meat Queen herself to grace us with her presence!
always lovely to see a couple smiling at each other while having normal conversations...
I agree but the ellipsis is fucking me up.
And the different styles of comfy clothes. Papa meat in a graphic tee and his wife in full "trout fishing at Lake Huron" chic.
Dracula flow was an unexpected yet welcomed surprise 25:27
I feel like mama meat chops wood and calls papa a good lil' boy as she pours maple syrup on him and gives a new meaning to flap jacks
💀
"I just wouldn't want to be wet."
*Both stare in silence trying not to laugh*
As a married person, same. My partner and I are constantly surprised we are functioning adults considering the dumb things we find funny 😂
The purple hair chick’s husband’s speech is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard
His mom was the one who was officiating his wedding. I mean saying that in front of your parents, other family members, even kids makes his speech so inappropriate, I'll be pissed if I was the bride.
@@DarkPhoenixSagawhat did you expect from a wedding where a guy is marrying some chick with purple hair he probably met at a bar? Class?
@@Your_friendly_racist_neighbor Lmao, good point.
@@Your_friendly_racist_neighbor Look at the original commenter's picture 🤣
@@Your_friendly_racist_neighborrespect for your wife shouldn’t matter. gross weirdo
33:21 the sounds...I'm dying over here watching this 9 months later
Wore my dress blues for my wedding. It's kinda cliched but it's the nicest thing I own and my wife's great grandma saw a picture of me in them and remarked to me "Oh I bet you're so handsome in those!" it nearly drove me to tears because my grandma had passed away a year prior and always said how handsome she thought i was.
this is so sweet
Noice
It's not cliche to wear your Marine Corp dress blues to a formal event. You earned it, it's class.
Wot
How is that more cliche than a Tux?
Dude honestly this is easily my top 5 or 3 in ranking for my favorite videos from you. Your wife seems awesome and you can tell you guys are just perfect for each other. Love this wholesome and hilarious video. More you and your wife videos por favor lol
4:46 had me in tears, loved this edit 😂😂😂
Papa and Mama Meat have non-stop sarcastic deadpan, please do more collabs!
14:54 “nothin’s better than the sound of gagging and headboard slamming 🤠”
“Michael 😠”
That actually got me laughing 😭💀
Papa and Mama Meat wedding was lovely. ♡ Thanks for sharing the pictures with us!
“Big ugly, farty horse” is wild
i appreciate how long this video was, being drunk and watching it felt like 6 hours and i enjoyed every single minute
Meat: "I hate it when people say babe"
27:25
_DIVORCED_
*looks at thumbnail*
I'm glad you finally found true happiness at your furry wedding
May you meet your muzzles
Man.. papa has not aged at all since his wedding lol
He’s like McDonalds’ meat, he never ages.
@@TiktokBurnedMyCrops best analogy possible
It was like a couple years ago. He mentioned it was during covid. Not exactly much time to visibly age.
He's 72.
Both of you guys are sooooo funny together, and bounce off each other perfectly! Hoping for more videos with both of y'all!
Slow dancing for 45 minutes to bell witch is the funniest visual ive ever got on this channel. Didnt even know anyone else knew about that 3 minutes worth of music turned into an hour long album
My cousin just had his wedding and they decided to have it at some ritzy resort that cost $1000 a night and only invited one member of each part of the family. My dad was invited but not me or my mother, my aunt was invited but not my uncle or other cousins. It was very weird
They’re the real parents of your cousin.
I would take that as a sign that you should no longer associate with them any longer. Like thats some grade A weird shit right there buddy. Just photoshop them outta the family portraits, Stalin style 😂
-Hunter says chees puff
-Editor puts up cheese doodle
Hunter, as a fellow fat man, I expected better.
You are the only TH-camr I've ever contributed to their patreon, I regret nothing. It's awesome seeing your content and creativity without limitation
This video was posted almost a year ago but I feel the need to comment that the lady doing the announcing at the mlp wedding is actually Tabitha St. Germain who actually voices several main characters on the show! She’s reprising her role as princess Luna and tbh I think it’s kinda cute they went all out and actually hired one of the real voice cast
if my partner started going on in their vows about sex like that in front of both of our families I would straight up end the ceremony and refuse to sign the marriage certificate, no way you're gonna get away with disrespecting me like that on our wedding day
I can't even tell you how much I love these types of videos. Thanks for the content Pops❤
Mama Meat staring at Papa Meat with so much love and endearment 🥹 warms my dead heart
You can see she loves him
The way y’all both tag team with the same humor and her absolutely decimating you at times is gold. I need more
More vids with the wife please! She’s great :)
I think Papa Meat hates that horse. Pistol is lucky Meat didn’t have his shotgun he got for Christmas.
My favorite part is Mama Meat wearing a horse shirt
You guys are awesome. I'd love to see more content with your wife in it. You guys have an organically funny ying and yang going on.
15:19 idk if you guys have seen the rest of that video but the lady actually had a beautiful vow
Internet weddings are alot like gender reveals, useless and strange but people want to show it
So true
At least most weddings don’t end with some explosion or some shit like these over the top gender reveals lmao
@@danielkelsosmith new idea: the parents of the groom and bride get together to determine if the wedding will last and plan some surprise that tells whether or not they'll stay together
@@danielkelsosmith You say that like explosions are a bad thing.
Wym “internet wedding” as if these all aren’t just regular people that posted it to their Facebook so their relatives in extended family could see?
If a guy falls into the pool at a barbecue, and it goes viral, I wouldn’t call it “one of those Internet barbecues”
You Papa ROCKING that mullet in the wedding photos. Honestly, by the look and sound of it, that was just an amazing wedding.
I love the chemistry in this video with u two like yall are PERFECT for each other
You two are so perfect for one another! I imagine your shared sense of humor is a touchstone for the connection you share.
You and Allison are adorably hateful I love it, please do another video together. Loving the impressions too as always
Their marriage is so chill. Always funny watching them do commentary together
I showed my mom this video you make her laugh and she said you and your wife should do more videos together, it's a nice back and forth and she is funny too
"Nothing's better than the sound of gagging and headboards slamming"
"Michael!"
Sounds like a damn RDR2 interaction
You are the sweetest couple ever, I know deep down this is exactly how you two are off camera 😂 basically made for eachother. And I gotta say papa meat is like the most wholesome R rated comedy anywhere. Like the Mr. Rogers of dark humor. A million times subbed lol
OMG I laughed so hard during this lol 🤣! I definitely would like to see Mrs. Meat again in a part two of this 😁👍!
28:43 This is not an SS iron cross nor was the iron cross an SS exclusive medal. The iron cross was a military medal for Prussia originally dating back to 1813 and would later be appropriated by the Nazi regime in 1938. In any case, this cross appears to look more like a Maltese templar knights cross. This last observation is from a precursory google search as I am unfamiliar with this medallion otherwise. Hilarious video and I am glad to have had a chance to watch it so early. Cheers
Yup, it's a Templar Maltese Cross. Except it's on the wrong ribbon, and he's wearing it wrong as if he found it and is just using it as part of his costume.
@@BriggsMasterson Lol, so just a mess all around it would seem. Thanks for the insight.
It does seem to carry the stigma depending on where you are. I remember visiting western Europe, they used the catholic templar cross in Spain and Italy on places like pharmacies, but they opted for rectangular crosses in the same kinds of places in France and Germany. Correlation ≠ causation, just what I noticed.
Spot the paradox player
Difficulty: easy
Funnily enough this was perfectly timed, because I was at a cousin's wedding over the weekend, and even though it was 30°f and raining, and one of the speeches was literally about how the bride farts a lot, you showed me it could've been a million times worse than being cooped up in a noisy barn full of drunk relatives doing the cha cha slide.
BRO i love your wife she's funny and chill af lmao
I remember my cousin's wedding was quite awkward. The reception featured a bourbon tasting along with candied bacon. However, my aunt (the groom's mother) got absolutely plastered and still had to give a toast to her son. Her speech amounted to, 'I've loved you since the day you were born. You are my soulmate, now and forever.' Then, she just started crying and stumbled off.
Nothing like being called your mother's soulmate.
Well, soulmate isn't always used in a romantic sense, it can mean a mother and son bond or a friendship bond that is stronger then death
Some parents really see their spouse in their kids so yeah, kinda weird
Genuinely wholesome; ty for the content/laughs
You know Papa Meat has collected some real war crimes when the Furry and MLP weddings were the least shameful of the lot.
If my pants fell during my wedding I would just leave em down until the vows are done 😂