Part 1 - Jon Stewart Takes The Colbert Questionert

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  • @ellasmommy9278
    @ellasmommy9278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    God bless Jon for his intervention during the 9/11 hearings.

    • @MySeasideRendezvous
      @MySeasideRendezvous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      God bless Jon For being unapologetically Jon Stewart 💙

    • @percymoss2732
      @percymoss2732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Amen.

    • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
      @TRLgoodvibesdotcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And ongoing with his pursuit of justice for veteran’s health

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      911 official version should be an insult to our intelligence. Yet many people bought the BS from pull it , to the air is safe to breathe .
      Colbert is a wuss who been bought. Stewart kept it real and halarious on coronavirus and colbert was trying to male fun of view and stop it even in comedy. Of course coronavirus is man made and man released. You dont have to be a genius to know that.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ella’s Mommy cannot agree with you more!! Jon Stewart spoke, represented for these 1st responders who are now dying and need our help! He needs to run for office.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    I love how whenever Jon shows up, it instantly becomes The Jon Stewart Show. He controls the horizontal. He controls the vertical. Poor Stephen becomes a guest on his own show. 😂

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Couldn't agree more!

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah. It's fully Stephens show.

    • @Skunkhunt_42
      @Skunkhunt_42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cause jon has a totally different set of kinks

    • @josh_yep.
      @josh_yep. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait, this is Stephen's show? Dammit. I thought he was just filling in for David Letterman!

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stephen can't complete with all of the guest. There come a few guests who are wild like Conan and Jon, Stephen can't control them as much as he tries to not laugh at their jokes and make a bad joke himself and then laugh.

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I love how Jon is debating every question like he is a politician. He's hilarious. I have missed Jon so much that I am finally getting Apple tv+ ( that I dont actually want) because of him. I will follow him to whatever platform he chooses.

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidHJones I corrected it. I meant Apple tv but said prime for some reason.

    • @carolynt.4455
      @carolynt.4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, and now we can watch the soccer coach show too!

    • @MrWatchowtnow
      @MrWatchowtnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow , imagine watching TV? What are you? 100 years old? The talking geads are telling you the truth , like my granny thinks.

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrWatchowtnow Are U implying that I'm old?!? And don't know how to use apps?

    • @steffani7184
      @steffani7184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah-men.

  • @PriyankDeshmukh
    @PriyankDeshmukh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jon - "I'm just a crazy old man off the street."😂

  • @mindyg7364
    @mindyg7364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    How I've missed those random rants!!! My millennial heart is smiling.

    • @jessepferr2814
      @jessepferr2814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jon's show was for anyone who wanted to break away the bullshit of the world and laugh non-stop

    • @baldvee
      @baldvee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jedii Kniight a lot of jon’s audience on the daily show were millenials it’s not that deep

    • @baldvee
      @baldvee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jedii Kniight what are you so assmad about omg…i didn’t say jon was a millennial i said that a lot of his audience was. and i’m not acting like anything, i’m just stating a fact which is that millennials made up a decent amount of jons audience.

    • @winstonsmith8565
      @winstonsmith8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought millennials only feel empowered or triggered. I didn't know you types were capable of smiling. Well, you learn something new every day

    • @dadadaddyoo
      @dadadaddyoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@winstonsmith8565 Yes we are human beings quite capable of feeling a full range of emotions.

  • @ryanmcnair3451
    @ryanmcnair3451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Jon Batiste is a beautiful soul. Such a charming, humble and extremely talented human being. Stephen is very lucky to have found him and his band for the show.

    • @denialfalls2724
      @denialfalls2724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It blows my mind. I listen to a lot of music and these dudes are just nuts at what they can do. When I first saw the Late Show I couldn’t believe it. I think they even did a Radiohead thing once? Insane

  • @YamiOni
    @YamiOni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    The scariest animal is the Capybara. No species gets along that well with so many other species without being _up_ to something...

    • @avedic
      @avedic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      John Oliver, is that you?
      It's you....isn't it...?

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But it's a giant, dog sized rat! They seem so nice!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No, it's the tarsier. No animal looks so damn terrified all the time without a seriously guilty conscience. It KNOWS it will get caught out one day...

    • @marvenlunn6086
      @marvenlunn6086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Humans are the scariest animal

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 motive fallacy

  • @Timetonut
    @Timetonut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    But you’re OUR crazy old man off the street. Welcomed anywhere, especially at my home in Philadelphia! Love us some Jon Stewart!

  • @davidr.5259
    @davidr.5259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Finally! Numbering on the multipart interviews. Thank you so much!

    • @alexpage4355
      @alexpage4355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unfortunately, I suspect it's a one-off, because both parts are not only the same guest, but the same topic, as well.

  • @richarddarlington1139
    @richarddarlington1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "The problem with Jon Stewart.''
    To which Jon replied, "There needs to be a comma in there somewhere."
    Yes, punctuation IS important.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bear eats, shoots, and leaves.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tonyhouse1168
      That's a good one. See if you can punctuate this;
      that that is is that that is not is not is it it is

    • @Jo-bv3uc
      @Jo-bv3uc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richarddarlington1139 That that is is that that is not is not. Is it? It is.
      How d'I do? 😁

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richarddarlington1139
      That's nothing

    • @JustMe-vk4fn
      @JustMe-vk4fn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :) I'd prefer it to read: "The Problem", with John Stewart. I'll watch any show Mr. Stewart heads up or appears upon.

  • @renegadeoffunk32
    @renegadeoffunk32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Let's give it up to the two Jon's in this video. Jon Stewart AND Jon Baptiste. Love them.

  • @hyper-focus1693
    @hyper-focus1693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The way he plays with silence, words, & awkward moments. That guy is a genius.
    One of the most articulate critical thinkers.

    • @Mr.Monta77
      @Mr.Monta77 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What would you call Albert Einstein?

  • @BlankRegie
    @BlankRegie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I could listen to these two all night!

    • @BlankRegie
      @BlankRegie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jorge Briln I listen to funny, intelligent and insightful people. Not "woke", race baiting trolls.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jon was spot on in his assessment of cats. Spot on.

    • @BlankRegie
      @BlankRegie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Surge1077 Yes, but importantly, they are cute, cuddly lil killing machines. Soft kitty, warm kitty...

  • @uzo7910
    @uzo7910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I’m so glad Jon Stewart is going to have a regular show. Nobody does it better! Welcome back! #greatnews!

  • @deecohen1383
    @deecohen1383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    No surprise hands-down the best Colbert questionnaire answers in the history of the world and I’m sure that title will always stand with Sir John Stewart we don’t even have to go past the first “sandwich” question and conversation that followed to know that this was freaking epic.🥪

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *questionnert

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "You know what I just realized? I'm just a crazy old man off the street." Killed me that did.

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't insult him with the "Sir" crap then. He's an American and we don't do monarchy nor bend the knee to a ring.

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@PhoenixProdLLC triggered much? 🤭

    • @jaac7027
      @jaac7027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PhoenixProdLLC you damn right! We bend on both knees and blow the orange clown!! MAGA 2020 AND FOREVER!!!

  • @DunningKrugerJnr
    @DunningKrugerJnr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I say it often but: how good is Jon Batiste? love that dude...

    • @s.z.6200
      @s.z.6200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very talented

    • @faustocardy5018
      @faustocardy5018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We can't never say it enough lol. Jon Batiste is just a beacon of light and hope in this dark world

    • @RuthEveryoneMakesMusic
      @RuthEveryoneMakesMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thumbs up for spelling his name correctly.

    • @LanceCorporalKitty
      @LanceCorporalKitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's such a lovely bloke!

  • @desmond-hawkins
    @desmond-hawkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I miss Jon Stewart so much… the Daily Show with him was just incredible. I discovered this show shortly before 9/11 and his first show after this event was one of the most moving and raw and authentic scenes I have ever watched, and never stopped watching until he left. Truly unparalleled talent, I can't wait to see what he's been up to and am so glad he's back.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That's what Jon's stand-up show should be called: A Laughter of Recognition.

    • @geneconnelly3852
      @geneconnelly3852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OR "Just a Crazy Old Man Off The Street" timestamp 5:45

  • @ivyinabottle
    @ivyinabottle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    When I heard Jon was having a show on Apple TV, I instantly went “papa?!” like Trevor Noah did. He’s just the goat.. nobody else comes close when it comes to political comedy.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Enjoy political comedy while we can. Because when the Fascist Party of America takes over, they will all be imprisoned , poisoned or fall off high buildings.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      George Carlin and Lewis Black are nothing to sneeze at.

    • @kateoc8
      @kateoc8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@roni6215 do you mean trump's flying monkeys?
      European here....genuinely wondering.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kateoc8 The orange maroons's flying monkeys ? Wish I wasn't American.

    • @firedog451
      @firedog451 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon will make fun of both sides unlike the dying pathetic MSM lying ass wipes

  • @teresatano193
    @teresatano193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Could you imagine Jon working at a deli?: WHAT! YOU CAN'T ORDER THAT! The ratio is OFF!

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When you work in the deli, you get to determine the ratio. I know this from experience, age 16. There was a required ingredient weight limit that was well below the proper ratio. With pride in my work, and love for my customers, I ignored it. Return customers learned I made the best sandwiches in the store. I got fired at the end of the summer. The store owner was not a fan of the Jon Stewart Sandwich Ratio.

    • @teresatano193
      @teresatano193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@UkeCan1 You and Jon could open a store together! Love your story.

    • @BlairMountainNetwork
      @BlairMountainNetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@UkeCan1 Yaaaas!!!... When someone asked for black olives, store policy was 4 per 6" to start & customer is supposed to ask for more (adding same amount each time). I am like wtf to the sammich nazi = If someone wants olives, they wanna TASTE em so OF COURSE they want more than that (policy seemed just plain rude)... I also didn't last long in the biz. If Jon starts a deli -🥪🌯🌮🥙🍔 I will definitely be there !!! 🥰

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlairMountainNetwork It's all "profit over people" with these business owners. But ultimately, if you're treating your customers like your own personal piggy bank, how successful of a business do you really expect to maintain? The food is really a tiny part of the cost of a food business anyway. So why would you behave like the orphanage owner in Oliver Twist instead of providing a quality product to the people who fund your business?

  • @josephregan1007
    @josephregan1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I feel like it took a minute for Colbert to recover from the “have you ever had a sandwich Stephen?” Quip. Then Jon says that fish aren’t animals lmao

    • @MrJohnnymarlboro
      @MrJohnnymarlboro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the best verbal butt sex thing I’ve ever seen

    • @shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405
      @shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quite strange actually since Jon is vegan. He knows that sea creatures are animals.

  • @lpt5839
    @lpt5839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    God I missed Jon Stewart so much. I had a wonderful high school government teacher who would play clips of the Daily Show in class and ever since then I've been a huge fan. The man has a way with words, and I couldn't possibly agree with his sentiments about pickles in sandwiches more.

    • @gmaziscool
      @gmaziscool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We must have had the same teacher :)

  • @linebrunelle1004
    @linebrunelle1004 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    after all these years of Colbert Questionert, you'd think his "friends" would have seen it and be prepared for these questions.

  • @TocYounger
    @TocYounger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Just seeing Jon Stewart come on the screen makes me smile! We need more of him these days.

  • @waleskagracia4891
    @waleskagracia4891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Ok so where do I register for Prof Stewart´s “The Art of the American Sandwich 101” class?

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is David Brooks on sabbatical?

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jedinxf7 what the hell is this David Brooks?

  • @joetalentoh
    @joetalentoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    I honestly can't tell if Jon is doing a bit or he's just an overthinker who really deconstructs every question he's asked.

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      yes.

    • @TheSchuyler75
      @TheSchuyler75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vforwombat9915 you were 33rd like when you replied 33 minutes ago and have 3 comments..33333….starting the repeating numbers first thing this morning lol

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Both.

    • @themripley
      @themripley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Both. Both is good.

  • @zerocoolcat
    @zerocoolcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I could listen to Jon talk about sandwiches for hours!

  • @rockanroleropr3467
    @rockanroleropr3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    John Batiste is the patron saint of good vibes… cannot not smile when you see him at his element or any other time because he is love and we love him!!! 🙌🏻❤️🙌🏻

    • @JoeLaFon3
      @JoeLaFon3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's annoying

    • @rockanroleropr3467
      @rockanroleropr3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JoeLaFon3 annoyingly AWESOME! 👊🏻

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stay mad, or learn to cope
      Either way he's still winning
      while you're still anonymous, whining on TH-cam @@JoeLaFon3

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This made me chuckle as he IS named after St. John the Baptist and just... imagining a saint named after another saint. Like you were named after a saint and then you grew up to become one- do you become St. St. John the Baptist or like, St. John Baptist II or..?

    • @rockanroleropr3467
      @rockanroleropr3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tairneanaich 😂😂😂 you never know

  • @hiwarda
    @hiwarda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A masterclass in comedy. The word choice. The delivery. Jon

  • @Asehpe
    @Asehpe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    You gotta love Jon's sandwichological commentary.

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Isn't the term "sandwitchcraft"?

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sandwichology could be an entire seminar in itself:
      "The Reuben: Corned Beef vs. Pastrami; Mustard vs. Russian Dressing; Coleslaw vs. Kraut: A Discussion"... "The Semiotics of the Monte Cristo"... "The French Dip: Neither French Nor Dip? An In-Depth Debate"

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lucius1958 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheJunnutin
      @TheJunnutin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lucius1958 well played 🤣🤣

    • @volcom1niner
      @volcom1niner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lucius1958 OK hats off my dude this is now one of my favorite comments.

  • @judithfaze
    @judithfaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    He said it, and it WAS a laughter of recognition: cats ARE killing machines. >>rubbing the scarred ankles

  • @etcetera662
    @etcetera662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Liked just for Jon"
    "But which Jon?"
    "Yes."

    • @chalabiste8300
      @chalabiste8300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The band leader of course

    • @Cris-em9tn
      @Cris-em9tn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chalabiste8300 But which band leader?

  • @isabellebergevin
    @isabellebergevin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Finally!!! A "Part 1/Part 2" in the titles of a multi-part interview! Yay!!!

  • @katebc9148
    @katebc9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jon is hysterical. Funny, while vacillating between truth and comedy. He is a very serious man with a covering of comedy. Certainly miss him daily, although his continuing work on behalf of first responders of 9/11 is so very important.

  • @RaySingh87
    @RaySingh87 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That cat answer is so TRUE!! lol

  • @alexandraaaron9705
    @alexandraaaron9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have had a Crush on Jon Stuart for 30years... His Indepth analysis of a Worthy Sandwich just Deepened My Love for Him 💖
    This Cat Thing can be Overridden.

  • @Rob_TheOne
    @Rob_TheOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Glad to see Jon talking on the important things in life. Sandwich bread ratios are import.

  • @Ma_Ba
    @Ma_Ba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jon Baptiste rocked the heck outta that performance Central Park stage Global Citizen 2021

  • @HappyLife693
    @HappyLife693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love this band. I wish Stephen would pick a band member per week to chat with as he does with Jon. Not to take anything away from the fabulous Jon Batist. Just give one week per month to highlight a band member.

    • @LS-sg8rb
      @LS-sg8rb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would also really enjoy that!

    • @Balladov
      @Balladov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real!

  • @lanitagrice7644
    @lanitagrice7644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love the coffee stain on the right shoulder of Jon's shirt. I can now proudly wear all of my food and/or beverage-stained shirts to work! If it's good enough for millions of viewers of Stewart on Colbert, it's good enough for my co-workers.

    • @paullamsc
      @paullamsc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think It's makeup! When Stephen hugged him, his face touched John's shoulder.

    • @trevorhuntington6108
      @trevorhuntington6108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coffee stain has a deep feel to it, so my hopes and dreams are for ☕ stain!!!

  • @bikershark9
    @bikershark9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Jon is back in I'm On TV mode because he's wearing a tie. He doesn't look like he actually lives under Stephen's desk

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Under Stephen's what?!!
      Man! Did I read that wrong!

    • @bikershark9
      @bikershark9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richarddarlington1139 thanks for pointing it out, fixed it

    • @lisaortiz635
      @lisaortiz635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait! What did it say before? 🤔😂

    • @MrSexydivas
      @MrSexydivas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lisaortiz635 I wanna know too

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@richarddarlington1139 it's a running bit on the show. Jon would always emerge from under Steve's desk.

  • @pola5242
    @pola5242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally someone laid out the perfect sandwich science. Thank you Jon

  • @jaysiegel4742
    @jaysiegel4742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for labeling these Part 1, Part 2 ...
    please consider doing so for all interviews that are divided into segments ...

  • @DrugzMunny
    @DrugzMunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephen... HAVE YOU HAD A SANDWICH??

  • @britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406
    @britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "It can't be animals from the sea"
    "Animals in the sea are still animals Jon"

    • @nullethosechoes
      @nullethosechoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he is making the point that people don't view fish as animals and treat them worse. Fishing for example, no one raises an eye brow, but if you would use a fish rod to catch birds or other land animals, then people would react.

  • @conza1989
    @conza1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for putting Part 1 and Part 2 on these videos, it legitimately will help thousands!

  • @chairde
    @chairde ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cats are serious killers.😂

  • @spiritedgareth
    @spiritedgareth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YES! Thank you for listing these in parts! Now I know what order to watch them in.

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    he can't help it. he just speaks the truth. and it's usually funny.

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AGREED.

    • @firedog451
      @firedog451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! unlike the clown Steven

    • @JeffGatto
      @JeffGatto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firedog451 ...says a clown.

    • @firedog451
      @firedog451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JeffGatto
      Yep, he’s a clown alright. Didn’t you see his pathetic vaccine dance?
      🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 They’re isn’t enough of then on my keyboard to match his pathetic behavior

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My cat waits for my dog to walk by so she can leap on him from a chair, all while hissing and growling. My dog would agree that cats are the scariest animal.

  • @miketong4969
    @miketong4969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for numbering these!

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So they got through the first two questions in 8 minutes. 😄😁🤣

  • @shabnoorrahman919
    @shabnoorrahman919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If I don't get to know where Jon gets his suits, I swear to God. I just. Swear. To. God. 😭

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What suit. He’s not even wearing a jacket!

    • @TheBeluga2805
      @TheBeluga2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think the “Jon” in question here is Jon Batiste, not Jon Stewart.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bespoke maybe?

    • @shabnoorrahman919
      @shabnoorrahman919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@poltronafrau Batiste, not Stewart 😌

  • @cmkrcs1
    @cmkrcs1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I'm a crazy old man off the street."
    Yes, Jon, we figured that out last time you were on this show.

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's why they invented razors, to help shave off the crazy 😁😁😁

    • @zen1647
      @zen1647 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, are we just supposed to forget Jon's ridicule of scientists and the scientific method from his last appearance? 🤷‍♂️

    • @ClownWorldSwitzerland
      @ClownWorldSwitzerland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zen1647 He did not. But you are not very smart

  • @sarahdiehl9156
    @sarahdiehl9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for finally numbering the interviews so we can watch chronological!

  • @missizz1497
    @missizz1497 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Laughter of recognition!! 😂😂

  • @enderz1341
    @enderz1341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was going to say the scariest animal is a felid. A stalking, stealthy, knives-for-hands death machine. Then JS comes right out and defines why we should be terrified by the micro-death-machines we voluntarily invite into our homes XD

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jon Stewart--Still my favourite crazy old man off the street. :)

  • @healingasthmaacasestudy9851
    @healingasthmaacasestudy9851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay! You put the order of the clips!

  • @d.l.3807
    @d.l.3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God, I love Jon. His humor is absolutly hilarious.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My God, he’s funny. So much more so when he’s been bottling it all up for years.

  • @imgn8r715
    @imgn8r715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HALLELUJAH! You guys finally numbered your video clips. I'd like to think my incessant ranting pushed you over. Thank you.

  • @vdejesus1239
    @vdejesus1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these are the most entertaining answers to the colbert questionert i have heard so far.

  • @md742
    @md742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for numbering these videos. It really helps. Much appreciated.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    It's like when your divorced parents talk for 5 minutes when they switch custody... Maybe Comedy Daddies will get back together? * crosses fingers *

    • @Jason918114
      @Jason918114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They never divorced... they just evolved into friends with benefits.

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jon has been an “executive producer” of The Late Show since Stephen took over. He’s never gone away. He’s been in the background raking in the cash since the beginning.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And maybe crazy uncle J. Oliver will keep living in my (brain) attic…?

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Markle2k "..raking in the cash...".
      And your credible source for that is...?

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PhoenixProdLLC Would the end credits be credible enough for you? Jon and Stephen have been listed as Executive Producers since Episode 1 in 2015. The one with George Clooney and Jeb Bush and Mavis Staples. Tom Purcell who is also a writer, and Meredith Bennett were also credited as such. Ms. Bennett had been EP on the Colbert Report and did it for the first two episodes of the new show and one the following week. Tom Purcell is credited on about half of the episodes. Starting in 2016, Chris Licht has been sharing that title most regularly. I was going to just share an IMDB link, but apparently the LSSC channel has links in comments turned off and my comment was insta-deleted.
      The job of the Executive Producer is to rake in the cash and make sure everybody gets paid, but they are first at the trough. They are at the top of the food chain for hiring and production. They arrange strategic partnerships with other productions. They will occasionally be the ones negotiating with movie studio promotion departments to get the top cast on their show first. You see the host bring out a product in a sponsored spot, that was the Executive Producer's office that negotiated that.

  • @sharonolsen6579
    @sharonolsen6579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just about to click off and go to bed.. and this popped up .. so of course ... sleep can wait !

  • @agrey832
    @agrey832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seeing these two together again brings me joy 🤩

  • @alexgreen2747
    @alexgreen2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the interview part 1/2/etc title annotations, makes following stories so much better for us TH-cam folk ❤️

  • @Mr._Sandman
    @Mr._Sandman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've been saying for years that cats ARE indeed the most dangerous animal... They hunt to kill, and play with their prey before killing it, but they don't even have to hunt, because we feed them everyday. They do it for fun. Scary, right?

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like those bipedal animals, Maybe they are the most dangerous animals? Just a thought.

    • @Mr._Sandman
      @Mr._Sandman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@writerconsidered No, you're thinking of 'The Most Dangerous Game'.

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr._Sandman I don't know that reference but I was talking about humans.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@writerconsidered The Most Dangerous Game is a story about a person hunting other people.

  • @Wewhosee-im3ii
    @Wewhosee-im3ii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg this is the most epic Q&A ever, the man is naturally hilarious

  • @jeff.bradham
    @jeff.bradham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for finally labeling a multi-clip interview with part#s. Please please please keep doing that.

  • @markjohns2516
    @markjohns2516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for whoever finally starts numbering the interviews

  • @halfabeet
    @halfabeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jon Stewart revolutionised late-night talk TV, great to see he's coming back

  • @lashropa
    @lashropa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Masterful. You two are kings of the field; you make it look easy. Honestly I'm awestruck; compliments feel shallow. I learned everything I know about negotiating hostility from watching you two. Well, almost everything. 🎁

  • @GerardBendotti
    @GerardBendotti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jon Baptist never disappoints. what a human. thank you for sharing.

  • @geddie5150
    @geddie5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🙌🏽Thank You!🙌🏽For labeling Part 1 & Part 2. GIVE THAT PERSON A RAISE!!!!!!

  • @boxscorewatcher413
    @boxscorewatcher413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Jon Stewart would make a great US president that the entire world would admire.

    • @prak_art_i
      @prak_art_i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He is too good to be a US president.

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you don't understand anything he's done.

    • @titusmccarthy
      @titusmccarthy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gross.

    • @theredheadsaidNYC
      @theredheadsaidNYC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he would NEVER

    • @dadadaddyoo
      @dadadaddyoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Having a United States President connected to reality enough to know he is a crazy old man would be just what we need to bring us out of the present dark age and into a great new civilization.

  • @IgnatiusAlpha
    @IgnatiusAlpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Jon Stewart so much. He never ceases to make me smile and laugh. I have the utmost respect for him and his new show is awesome.

  • @imirim
    @imirim ปีที่แล้ว

    We had a cat leave us "offerings" on our front door mat. Hilarious.

  • @StMac-qo9jk
    @StMac-qo9jk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great show! Now I have Jon Stewart on my list of ‘to watch’, every other week is surely worth my time❤️

  • @mk1st
    @mk1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He should've just said "taco" and been done with it.
    They are definitely the scariest sandwiches in the ocean.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The threat of “ocean tacos” keeps me up at night!

  • @LiqnLag
    @LiqnLag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Well we have indoor cats so no mice but my rescue cat will find this soft rubber spiky ball toy that will be missing for months until one day... it ends up on my pillow.
    Growing up we had this fluffy orange tabby type who was the most relaxed layabout cat you've ever met, while in the house. We saw him a few times outside and it was like a Jekyll and Hyde act as that tabby was 100% killing machine, no bird was safe.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 I had one of those too. He would bring me presents; even a poor snake!

    • @kateoc8
      @kateoc8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's an indoor cat? Are they not meant to be outside?

    • @dreamcatcher54taurus66
      @dreamcatcher54taurus66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really don’t like when people hate on cats. There’s enough people who will abuse them without public figures labeling them in such a negative way. I had outdoor cats as a child. Some more bigger hunters than others. Some of them just lazed around outside? As an adult, I’ve always kept my cats indoors for their safety and for the critters outside. Most places, I’ve had a screened in lanai so they can get a taste of the outdoors without being outside. I have a glass front door and I feed squirrels and birds on my front porch. The cats have a fabulous time watching them, but there’s no harm to anyone. Sometimes the squirrels even taunt them by coming right up to the door. I don’t think these cats would know what to do if they were outside and they seem perfectly content. My cats overall have been such loving animals.

  • @Lassenissen
    @Lassenissen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    By far the best Questionert that's ever been done. My sides just flew past the Hubble telescope.

  • @vickimcburney8977
    @vickimcburney8977 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love, love, love Jon Stewart!! I too, am against pumas in the garage. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chronicallyfabulous88
    @chronicallyfabulous88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    While Jon Batiste obviously always looks sharp AF, that blue suit is especially dapper. That there is a man who knows how to rock a suit like no other! 😁💜
    Jon's outfits and amazing sense of style are genuinely a highlight of every episode, for me -- not even kidding 😁

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    My rabbit agrees 100% that the most terrifying animal is a cat.

    • @markrisen1193
      @markrisen1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor rabbit :)

    • @lisaortiz635
      @lisaortiz635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cat gave my little sister & brother’s bunny a heart attack; just jumped onto the blanket they were playing with it on & it keeled over dead. They still talk about it & it was 40 years ago… 😬

    • @markrisen1193
      @markrisen1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lisaortiz635 Awww!!!

    • @tedcoop4392
      @tedcoop4392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to have a rabbit who, on separate occasions, kicked 3 different cats in the face. The other rabbits were all afraid of cats.

    • @markrisen1193
      @markrisen1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tedcoop4392 Did you mean to say the cats were afraid of the rabbit?

  • @tiredofit4761
    @tiredofit4761 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I forget sometimes how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jon Stewart and have since late 80’s MTV days!!! He has become the voice that makes more sense than the government of today!! I think he has aged so much because he has literally taken on the depth of the stories he brings forth. Politics are so horrible filled with lies and deceit.

  • @jeddysne
    @jeddysne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John needs more credit for being an important part of our generation. Just hearing his voice makes me smile.

  • @reverendbStaard
    @reverendbStaard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The best sandwich is one made by someone else. Everyone knows that.

  • @mellertid
    @mellertid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Maybe we should all take a breath and realize we're the crazy person on the street.

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this is great. I think this questionnaire is longer than all the other ones combined, and I'm all for it lol.

  • @GoldenEdgedGreg
    @GoldenEdgedGreg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When I heard his answer to favorite sandwich I knew this would not only be the best Colbert Questionaire but also a multi part saga

  • @scottthesportsguy
    @scottthesportsguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So glad Jon Stewart is coming back, he is the best. I love how he pours over every answer. 5 minutes on best sandwich! BTW Lost In the Flood is a great answer. But stop giving cats a bad rap, they are beautiful and friendly and loving.

  • @duckey19083
    @duckey19083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am surprised the Philly term "hoagie" is going mainstream over "sub".

    • @seppyq3672
      @seppyq3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grew up in Utah and my family called them hoagies. I have no clue why.

  • @oceangrownkae
    @oceangrownkae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jon is correct regarding the
    Bread to Meat/Toppings Ratio 💯
    😂

  • @PaulBTheLibrarian
    @PaulBTheLibrarian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for adding the part # in the title. Please continue to do this on future posts.

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This Jon Stewart guy should have his own TV show. He's THAT good.

    • @DarthSaggezza
      @DarthSaggezza 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did till 5 years ago. I agree with you. 100%.

  • @thedriftlessverse7121
    @thedriftlessverse7121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OMFG how I've missed him! Even his random old man rants are hilarious.

  • @terminalbungus9566
    @terminalbungus9566 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for finally labeling multi part videos!

  • @greghaney5675
    @greghaney5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Both if these guys provide my heartiest belly laughs. Put them together.....good for the heart and soul.