Who is the Most Cunning Hololive Kindergardener [English Subtitle]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- Lolified Hololive Members (+Inuyama Tamaki) tried to lure their teacher to say 5 forbidden words.
Check previous translated competition as well right here:
• Hololive No 1 Kinderg...
Channel:
►Teachers
Mio Channel 大神ミオ
/ @ookamimio
しぐれうい
/ @ui_shig
Noel Ch. 白銀ノエル
/ @shiroganenoel
►Kindergartener
佃煮のりおちゃんねる【犬山たまき】
/ @noripro
Matsuri Channel 夏色まつり
/ @natsuiromatsuri
Miko Ch. さくらみこ
/ @sakuramiko
Marine Ch. 宝鐘マリン
/ @houshoumarine
Pekora Ch. 兎田ぺこら
/ @usadapekora
Luna Ch. 姫森ルーナ
/ @himemoriluna
Source:
• ホロライブ幼稚園 ～新しい園児もNo,1にな...
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That nyahallo was so smooth it has 0 coefficient of friction
truly an elite move
Whaaaatttt???
Dont be brining math into this
physics gang 👌
Others: Using loli voice
Marine: Had a midlife crisis
Marine hit her with the "look, we both know I can't keep this shit up for longer. So help me"
Others: Tried to use trickery
Matsuri: Goes Apex predator mode.
Threat her prey at all time
Offense is the best defense after all
@@MikoHecate she is all attack after all x'D
Lol glass cannon indeed
No need trick bro... just hit hard and threat them
Matsuri: My viewers always type "lol" in the chat. Does your fans do the same?
Ui-mama: My viewers type nothing but "loli".
Pekora: Flare is cute, right?
Noel: Flare is cute but also cool.
Smooth. Played Noel's weakness right away.
Ui hates being a loli and hates lolicons... Get's paired up with a lolified lolicon...
When life gives you a challenge
FUBUKI....! FUBUKIII!! FUBUKIIIIIIHHHHNGGGH-~~~~~~~...>>!!!!!!!!
Yes, a life challenge but hopefully you come out of the other end stronger!
Best of both worlds... i mean worst 😅
Wow Luna went for all the hard phrases first. Truly a dark souls lover.
XD
luna is talking so freaking fast x'D
Matsuri: Are you okay being alone with me?
Ui: Uhhhh
Matsuri: I said are you okay?
Ui: I'm scared
Matsuri: ARE YOU OKAY?
Ui: please help me
Matsuri: A R E Y O U O K A Y ?
BUSTA WORLF
@@sparklyjuicejuice i love you
Miko : sensei nyahallo
sensei : nyahallo
cha cha real smooth
It is an elite move
Everyone else frying their brain trying to 5d chess the words out of sensei's mouth, meanwhile miko knows if e4 ain't broke, she don't gotta fix it.
@@sparklyjuicejuice c5
@@cezarsoba Queen to f3
@@cezarsoba i showed you my queen pls respond
Matsuri: "Sensei, is it okay to be alone with Matsuri-chan?"
Ui-mama: *"Hold up, ain't this supposed to be wholesome?!"*
Wholesome! where?
Tell me this Sensei. Do you feel in control?
Matsuri has a gun at Ui’s head, “say this” she says
Tamaki: _"What food do kindergarteners hate?"_
Pekora: _"H I D O I"_
Who would have thought that Matsuri turning into a loli would make her scary
A lolicon lolifying herself to sneak into kindergarten to harass lolis. If that does not make you scared, what is.
Everyone, everyone did
ui-mama is tough, she refuses to be led into anything lol
Tell that to matsuri hahahaha
When God asks you to say "you are okay" , you don't have a choice in that matter.
"It seems bait and old hag said something."
OUCH. No remorse on that line lol.
Marine's segment had me laughing the entire time, she seriously is a super funny e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶t̶a̶i̶n̶e̶r̶
idol
11:14 was so random yet so golden lmao
Everyone else: big brain strategies
Matsuri: CIA level interrogation and torture expert!
Matsuri's technique to make Ui say the words were going as planned but she was so intimidating that it didn't go as Matsuri wanted
Ui mama is held at gunpoint. I feel sorry for her lol
Marine:I'm looking forward to it
Also Marine:Noel do you think I'm going to die?
I like how Noel bullied EVERYONE, with no chill, man she is scary!
8:47 Marine just straight give up being a Kindergartner, lol.. and we can hear Pekora laughing so hard looking at her being roasted.. LMAO 🤣
Luna played her part perfectly, she was like an actual hyper-active 6 year old.
And then we have Matsuri and Marine, one with overwhelming pressure, and the other who didn't even bother pretending.
Tamaki almost got perfect score but didn't :'(
*I would give additional 💯 points to Tamaki for insulting Pekora **14:45** **15:15*
Pekora is the best
@@jackwithahat8601 I love her randomly shouting in defense of carrots. It's funny and actually helped tamaki
Plus another 100 point for Mio's laugh right after
People talking about Miko's smoothness and Matsuri's terror tactics, but sleeping on Noel driving Pekora insane like she's getting groceries.
I love when other people are talking but you hear the Peko laugh in a distance
5:22 I'm dieing, Noel used that she could impersonate peokora to the fullest. Truly peko-abuse.
and from that day, Ui's hate for the word loli growth even more strongest .... seems she gets always in this situation for push more her berserker botton.
Matsuri as a kid has to tell you that everything is going to be allright
12:25 she unconsciously flexed it xD
Pekora and Marine teamed up to beat the shit of Tamaki at the school gate
Really appreciate your efforts for these long ass clips.
Thank you!
I think I heard mio-sensei (or someone else) saying "She is scary!" at 12:55
Luna, don’t give me the same kind of insulin shock I had as a newborn
I can't miss out that Youjo Senki from Pekora's mouth lmao
Thank you for translating this stream, I'm surprised there's barely any translation for this since it's so funny
Luna is as sly as I expected
Miko is far better at this than I would ever have imagined
Matsuri's turn is so matsuri it almost feels like she planned this game just so she could do this
I didn't expect that out of tamaki not gonna lie
Funny thing is that Pekora has actually received qualifications to be a preschool teacher.
The way pekora tried so hard to make noel say the first word
I would have thought that saying the forbidden word themselves would have disqualified it.
I was so confused why people bringing up the nyahallo and then I realised
Holy shit that was Smooth
I've failed. I've failed to hide my laughter. Its 2am in the morning and I'm laughing like crazy. Good job on the translation btw. Good job👍🏻
This lowkey creepy and weird if you think about it hard enough
Ui mama is the type where you will feel so GUILTY trying to do anything to her. She just gives off that pure vibe
I think Matsuri is a legit child lol
Matsuri dangerous
“Cunning” in title
I see I see
No wonder ui mama hates lolicon and loli...
not just this, a certain loli legend
the way luna made ui mama say "what's wrong" is real chad tbh
Luna kindergarten : sensei I play game
Me : what game
Luna : dark souls
Me : Nani
She's a beast at it too
Mio: I will give 10 points
Everyone: AIFJEONCEODK SKEN
translator!!!! thank you!!!!
marine just gave up so fast soon as it was her turn lmaoo
Timestamps
Luna 1:30
Pekora 3:51
Miko 6:13
Marine 8:50
Matsuri 11:45
Tamaki 14:23
its always funny seeing pekora break character just to retort
To Tamaki : *Pekora and Marine will remember that*
Poor Marine Chan is so hard to act her 2-7 age such a long time =(
10:33 yagoo suffers collateral damage
I know this is 7 months old but if someone would please animate the Matsuri bit I would be delighted
Matsuri being a Tanya mode right here
Lolified Matsuri? 11:50
That will just increase her already threatening Aura.
11:58 Lol
17:11 *Marine will remember that*
17:15 *Pekora will remember that*
Noel's Pekos are WAAY too condescending. ♥️
i been in solid smile from just laughing at these Hololive Kindergardener translations
Can we just appreciate how Tamaki - Kun was so big brain?
Noel get tricked into saying everything haha
Tamaki probably could've done it but she was havung so much back and forth with the other girls (pekora lmao)it would've been so satisfying if someone got all 5
Pekora probably actually helped her. There must be dozens of foods that kindergardeners hate, so Pekora taking personal offense narrowed it down dramatically.
@@derrickcrowe3888 This is in context of usual Japanese kindergarten lunch though, which is usually either green beans or carrot.
Matsuri offense 100
Marine had really tough words
me: sees title
also me: interesting **clicks**
me again: 3 minutes in **regrets**
Luna very determined to not lose here lol. Although the mic is a bit....
This is so blessed.
Noel not wrong tho. Marine is truly a funny -idol- entertainer
Luna is so fucking smug in her loli- oh wait, she's already one LOL
who the fuck allowed matsuri to enter kindergarten
idk bwo, theres really something about that kid pekora’s look xD
1:07 when you summon a demon
Entertainer LMAO
is there a full translated video of this video stream? damn, this content is really funny, i wanna watch everything..
Why am I here,
Who are you people??
WHY KINDERGARDEN!?!?!?
So in japan, the stereotypical vegetables little kids hate are bell peppers and carrots?
Kind of an interesting cultural difference, since in America kids are typically thought to hate peas, broccoli, spinach, and brussel sprouts. Mainly broccoli though.
omg loli pekora thank you god
Luna’s mic is scratchy af
Thanks!
What does " You lots really are a small fries " means ?
insignificant
Luna's mic tho dude...
Probably mention by other but these dark font are difficult to read. Should make it white and have some glow to it so it sticks out.
Psycho Loli entered
MIKO'S CHEATING
how?
WHATS HER SUFFIX NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! TELL ME THE SUUUUUFFFIIXXXXXX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL
DO IT.
NOEL.
SAY.
THE.
WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....
teehee~
PEKO ABUSE
why marine get 4 is the real question here..her drawing was top class tho
Coz its not kindergartner art style 😆
@@amatsukamiasahi9706 hahaha probably thats the case
I always hear miko say Shiketen ne~ or something so i googled the word and nothing comes up so i assume its some lingo. Anyone knows what it means? Or does it really just means "damp" like in thus video?
To my understanding, literally it means damp but Miko use it as slang to express something that put out fire of her excitement. Or just something too plain to see.
In this video, she meant Takeshita' Street is boring because it lacks the crowd it usually has.
@@YumemiTranslations That makes alot of sense, thanks!
So matsuri just pulled out a gun and got her speaking
Redezvous www
@5:12
What does miko mean by "what a damp" (しけてんにぇ) i heard this a lot and don't know yet :/ 8:15
It's one of her catch phrases.
Does anyone have full VOD for this? The original is now in private. I'm so sad I am too late to see this. Haha
Geezus why is the whole thing private this is hilarious.
It's been un-privated at some point after the post was made.
@@theultramage Thank you very much kind stranger.
I mean fellow shrimp
plz, next time put the outer layer in every sub. the color make me too hard to read the sub and i have to pause for it
especially that red sub
the simple way to make it more contrast to the background is by adding outline stroke..
use black outline for lighter font color, and use white outline for darker font color..
I added outline to all texts in this video. I think the problem is the outline is too thin that it barely made difference in lower resolution than 480p. I will adjust what I can in the future, thanks for the feedback!
@@YumemiTranslations yeah, i think what you add is more like "shade" instead of outline strokes..
but nice effort overall..
thanks for the translation..
Ho'loli've