@@shevonneworley9631 He has sex with her when they get married and all he destroys is the bed sheets. LOL. They only have sex once and it gets her pregnant.
The real tragedy of the Twilight saga is that literally every other character in the Cullen family has a better story than Edward. Can you imagine how much better it would be if it was the story of Rosalie and her murderous redemption arc or Charlie finding out his bff leads a pack of werewolves?
Or Alice’s time in the mental asylum and overcoming the trauma James inflicted on her then finding Jasper. Or Jaspers story in the West or Carlisles time in London as the son of a preacher who is the devil he hates. Like come on, so many alternatives
@@tomlawal7991 exactly!!! Every other character is more interesting than the protagonists. Idk how Stephanie Meyers wrote something so bad and so good at the same time. It impresses and angers me at the same time.
Yesssss! I read a bit of Midnight Sun and I loved the flashbacks and just the cullens minus Bella. Also I could read just about the wolves too. I liked the wolves from Jacob’s POV in one of the books. Everything is better if we just remove Bella from the picture lol 😂
Reading the books did help. My dad, bless him, watched these movies with me as a teenager and he was like "why are they getting married? Do they even like each other?" 😂😂😂
Edward is traditional about marriage before sex so even if she wanted it or he did he couldn't without that factoring in. the movies skipped his whole time in collage too
Teenage me was definitely Team Edward, but as I grew up I became Team Rosalie. She's hands down my favourite character and I'm really glad they included her backstory in Eclipse.
I was Team Seth. Jacob whines about how werewolves (shifters) have anger issues but Seth in the movies AND books was always a sweetheart and supportive and never was angry at all so Jacob's excuse about losing his temper isn't a valid point to have an attitude.
For me personally I just can't understand why people have to be roasted over the things they like, movies and books aka fiction, are just entertainment, you don't have to take it seriously, if it's not a text book that i have to study on my school or a documentary than I won't take it seriously. That's why I always liked Twilight because it has been entertaining for me not that I take it seriously.
The insanity is what makes it fun! I dont watch this vampire movies to see lovely human love story. But the crazy, annoying shiz they get up to is what makes it entertaining.
@@TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt honestly though! When Rosalie's story popped up I said 👀🍿If the series were based on her instead I'd have been 10x more invested ngl.
@@rebecky5ever If it makes you feel any better, only a small percent of the confederacy were fighting to keep slavery. The majority of soldiers were fighting for the states right to govern themselves. Combine that with the fact that men in the south had to fight regardless of their own beliefs, I don't really hold his service against him. Plus, that was roughly 200ish years ago for him, I think? I personally don't hold his service against him as that's in the past and the person he's shown as now is different from who he was then. Then again, I'm speaking as a non fan so I'm not that invested in his character 🤷🏽♀️
@@ohia_lehua YES!! and if the found a way to include Alice's in the last film or something. Also Emmetts should have been in this one too since Rosalie saved his life and that's how they got together. His could've came after hers in this movie.
I love how you saw Bella as a pimp of Jacob and Edward lol. As a female, that’s how I saw it too. The next too are my actual favorites of these. I’m interested to see your take on them lol
I was always team Edward when forced to choose one, because that was CLEARLY who Bella wanted, and Jacob was never going to compete with that kind of obsessive and unhealthily codependent version of love. I still always felt she would have been better off single until she figured her shit out though, because neither love interest is desirable or healthy in any way, and Bella is clearly way too messed up to be in a healthy relationship at that point, so... " *team Bella gets therapy, sorts herself out, and finds someone else who can offer her a healthy relationship that doesn't include being controlling, overbearing, stalking, destruction of property, sexual assault, and so on* " I guess 😂🤣😂
1) A wolf imprints the first time they see their imprint after their change. Since Jacob didn’t imprint on Bella, he’s saying he doesn’t are if she ends up like Leah, broken-hearted after he imprints on someone else and loses all interest in her in a split-second. 2) Jacob assaulted Bella (in the book, she’s bruised where he held her back and the back of her neck, she was fighting hard against his werewolf strength). 3) Jacob threatens to deliberately get himself killed in the fight if she won’t show interest in him, so she kisses him so he won’t commit suicide via newborn vampire (not that he really would’ve done it). Team Anyone Else ❌
All of this. I hated the manipulation and assault. Hes plays a victim and for what? She's made it very clear that it's always Edward and yet he's having conversations in his own damn head acting like he has a chance
I’ve always been “Team Bella should have never left her Momma’s house in the first book/movie.” Jacob is a whiny baby trying to control her left right and center. And Edward is 100+ years old and dead, and Bella is a teenager. It’s disturbing on so many levels. Bella should have never come to Forks. Period. That being said I do love these movies. They’re such guilty pleasures. 😂
Omg don't get me started, ever since the movies began, she be getting everybody killed on her behalf like dang how special is she? No personality having ahhh 🤭
As a kid I was kinda team Jacob cuz they both sucked but at least Jacob was pretty. Right now I'm team "get a damn therapist and a ticket out of that town"
Nah. Her mom was a neglectful parent. Bella wouldn't have fallen for him if she hadn't been parentified her whole life. She needed good parents not a vampire boyfriend
I was struggling to stay team Edward, but I never understood what the hell he saw in her, book, movie and real life as well 🤢 And then came the imprinting thing 🤮🤮🤮
the fact that charlie had NO REACTION to jacob sexually assaulting his daughter astounds me especially considering he’s a cop Edit: yes i’m aware it’s nothing new for a cop to ignore something like that. what surprises me is that the CHARACTER would do that to HIS OWN DAUGHTER
It's better than BELLA'S reaction. In the book, at least she was pissed at Jacob for kissing her and WANTED Edward to kick his ass. In this one, she's DEFENDING Jacob when Edward confronts him.
The quotes from this one way too funny! “Now they gon do the sex!” “She’s a pimp!” “Edward is MY man!” “He’s grabbing the booty although there’s nothing much there.” “Who baby she gonna have!” “This girl is a great pimp!” “All Bella can do is start problems!” “Here he go with this beggin and pleading”
"Looking like you just came out the freezer" Billy's observation of these movies are so spot on. The whole series is a dumpster fire that you just cant turn away from 🤣
Personally, I like all of the other cullins except for Edward. Edward might have been OK if he was with ANYONE ELSE!! He was just following bellas lead. In the last movie when he tried to do right by her and leave. She was as manipulative in New moon as Jacob was before the beginning of the fight in this movie. Honestly Bella and Jacob deserve each other because they're so manipulative. Edward might have been better if he was with someone else who forced to be better
I love her backstory. Its so tragic. But then she gets her revenge all dressed up in her wedding gown? I stan a queen. Its been awhile but I think I remember that she didn't drink human blood. Even tearing that jerk apart she didn't even try a taste. That's impressive. A brand new newborn vampire with almost uncontrollable bloodlust? Surrounded by human blood after destroying a fool? And never drinking a drop? I'll say again, I stan a Queen.
The Twilight fandom will always be one of my favorite fandoms because they never try to defend the series when other people proclaim how awful it is. Twihards will whole-heartedly agree with you, then give you deeper reasons as to why the series and characters are even WORSE than you think.... Then finish off by telling you that it's their favorite series and they love it. LOL.
I just want to say, I love that your carpet always looks freshly vacuumed. It adds a nice touch and the way that the vacuum pattern looks * chefs kiss *
Can we just appreciate how on every video that carpet is always vacuumed in the background😂😂I just love looking at the vacuum marks, it’s so satisfying😭👏🏾
Billy I CANNOT WAIT for when you finish this series, so that you can watch “Vampire’s Suck.” You will STANNNNN!! #bingers Please help me get this where he will see it!
I remember watching that movie and laughing so much. If he's confused by this series, he will LOVE Vampires Sucks. I'm still amazed to find out they actually made a movie to go for each twilight. I have yet to watch them all.
I do think these movies would've been better if they dwelled into vampires and wolves their world building and fights more . They can still have romance in there but they could've concentrated more on the lore of them . It's would've been so interesting to see tbh...
Even with the focus on romance it could have been better if the boys weren't so manipulative and controlling and Bella wasn't so down on herself and depressed and less light-hearted against the boys bad actions. But it still would have been bad because that wouldn't be taking into account other problems the three main characters have, or any of the other character's bad actions in the series. Technically, I watch a writer make TH-cam videos of rewriting _Twilight_ for fun and editing practice, and it shows just how problematic a lot about the whole series truly is.
I still remember something someone pointed out about the books. It could've easily been a really interesting and rich story about vampires. Stephanie Myer put a lot of background and lore into, well, the background. But instead focused on this not great love story between two (3?) characters and revolved everything around them.
I love how Billy's always constantly talking about how he's worried about how we react to him talking about these movies meanwhile all the comments I've seen either agree with him or trash it more 😂 Billy boy you don't have to worry about us.
You said it correctly the comments you seen.. there’s comments I had to block or just ignore 😂 some people really do hate my commentary on twilight. I’ve gotten some ugly comments lol
@@BillyBinges seriously?? 😱 Bro Twilight is trash, the difference is it trash we like 😂 so if you actually defend it as a person and don't see the problems then I'm looking at them as the problem. Don't you worry Billy, the ones who love you and your commentaries will stick with you.
I was team Edward for all of the books. But rewatching it I’m team therapy cause they all need counseling. They’re far to co-dependent and toxic to one another. Edward should have been an adult and left that girl alone
I had to laugh at the "should have been an adult" part considering how old he really is lol you're completely right. He's been alone long enough to know how to be independent for sure so def should have been somewhat independent at the very least.
This is too funny. I think something that we forget but they display it soo well in this movie is that Jacob is literally a child and Edward is a grown, grown man so the way they act towards Bella is apparent. Also Rosalie is the only one thinking because Bella and Edward is like skipping through the forest happy but she’s like no one wanted this. All of there stories are tragic and Bella is just like head in the clouds oblivious. Also Billy is right, there were really no major issues before Bella moved there, she is the cause of everything. I am team everyone else but the main 3 characters. 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
@@BillyBinges I thought the same but I just noticed when alice pops up when he’s telling Bella the story & he says “idk what I’d be if I hadn’t met alice” and she says “you never have to be that again”. So I’m guessing he learned to be ashamed by that past & changed his views?
@@twilightgrl12494 I'm pretty sure he meant both? It would make complete sense. He also doesn't seem to have a racist bone in his body. At least he's not obvious. Most of the time you know if someone is racist.
The reason why they couldn't catch Victoria is because evasiveness was her special talent. I'd like you to do a commentary on costume dramas because I think that would be wayyy out of your comfort zone 😊 Some of my faves are Emma (2020 version with Anya Taylor Joy), Jane Eyre (2006 series with Toby Stephens) and Pride & Prejudice (1995 series with Colin Firth) #bingers
These commentaries are a gem! Viewing the story as Bella keeping her hoes in line is so inspired! Definitely is an improvement. Also literally everyone else's stories are more interesting than the main three: how Rosalie met her boyfriend and learned to love again/lose her bloodthirst Lea is the only female werewolf and the alpha is her ex whose thoughts she hears constantly, complicated! Southern guy and Alice are cute and seem like they have a nice relationship Why does the doctor turn people? it seems like a nice thing to do but also traps them in an immortal life, and how does he chose who to save? that moral choice could be explored Charlie finding out about vampires and werewolves and becoming their human contact in law enforcement could be a whole TV show Even the high schoolers could be interesting!
See I feel like the “kiss me” scene Jacob manipulated that out of her because he knows that Bella has some love for him (not the way he wants) and used that against her! like he basically pulled the “if you breakup with me I’ll kill myself!” card on her and that was just Ew😬
Bella been manipulating EVERYBODY since the beginning 😂 why are stressing about Jacob?? They all manipulating each other to me 🤷🏾♂️ that’s why I’m team everybody dies
I was team Jacob when I was in high school, even got his life size poster & a jacket lol 😂 Then I moved on to team Edward when I was older…now I don’t like either of them lol
I can tell from Billy’s “she’s a runner she’s a track star” that those singing lessons are working maybe we will hear a full song of “I hate you mom I hate you dad I hate school it makes me sad” 😂
I know it’s not much but someone made this cute short video depicting how they imagine Alice meeting Jasper for the very first time :) th-cam.com/video/mc6XsWqwHV0/w-d-xo.html
5:30ish - There's actually some in-text speculation that Victoria has a special ability, namely to get out of danger. Also, you have to burn a vampire because otherwise they can put themselves back together, possibly even from ash. There's a bit during the bonfire scene (in the book) where Billy Black shows off a little pouch filled with some of the ashes from the vampire in his story, kept as precaution in case burning them wasn't enough.
Jacob doesn't have much of a choice about them knowing his business and feelings, when the boys are wolves they share each others thoughts so literally all their secrets and thoughts are on full display for the others to see/hear. That's why they know so much. #noprivacy
I always felt so bad for Leah Clearwater because she had to hear all the guys thoughts and they heard hers. As if being a teenage girl wasn't bad enough...
@@OpposingPony definitely and plus she had to listen to Sam her ex boyfriends thoughts about how much he loved Emily her cousin who was like a sister to her. Poor Leah definitely got the worst end of the stick.
@@OpposingPony the way stephanie wrote her character is so awful too. i read that in the books she reads all their thoughts about how she’s “infertile” and they don’t like her bc of it
The joy of the series IS the trashing-- no one trashes it more than Robert Pattinson himself. A group of my friends watched it once with commentary including Rob-- you can so pick up on his disdain even then.
He wasn't begging and pleading. he doesn't want his childhood friend to become UNDEAD. you really do transform mentally too. it's a complex thing that the trained sophisticated eye can see. that and the nuances through the book help tie it together more but yeah.. I wasn't in the TEAM this and that for i liked the movies for what they were and i grew up with them and the music was great too. The details in the twilight effect podcast revealed just how that baseball scene and music came to be, it was rather interesting. wasn't easy.
16:10"Can vampires even have sex?" A question i am asking myself since years. I mean there is NO BLOOD at all in him...so how??? It must be rock hard all the time then🙈
Got to say, your reaction to these movies are one of my favourites for sure. The fact that you can only get through them by seeing Bella as a pimp keeping her hoes in line is brilliant. Thank you for the videos! Genuinely enjoying you ripping these to shreds
I was technically Team Jacob, but it was more of a situation of “between Edward and Jacob, I’m picking Jacob I guess” Also, I like werewolves and don’t like vampires, so that’s that. Also also, the only character of Meyer that I actually crushed on was Ian. Anyone remembers The Host? Just me? Ok.
When these movies first came out, I was firmly Team Jacob and my mum was Team Edward- we had t-shirts and everything! My dad even had an Alice t-shirt and my mum cut her hair to look like her. I'm pleased to announce that I am now whole heartedly Team Edward and my mum still has the same haircut.
Eclipse is my favorite one out of all of them because I loved the plot of the vampires and wolves teaming up to go against Victoria’s army of newborn vampires.
This movie was so ... 😭 Jacob is such a manipulator telling Bella that her reasonings for wanting him to stay wasn’t good enough. Bella was also in the wrong for kissing him??? She could’ve just said “I want you to stay because I love you” since love can either be platonic or romantic. Its the fact that Jacob kisses her without permission and CHARLIE DOESNT EVEN CARE??? And then she willingly kissed Jacob and Edward just stood there??? IF NO ONES GONNA CARE THAT SHE KISSES THEM THEN WHY ARE EDWARD AND JACOB STILL FIGHTING OVER BELLA?
"Why do I have to get to the last ten minutes of the movie to finally get something?" Because the books are mostly from Bella's perspective so you never would have seen this. It was added on, to keep audiences interested in at least part of it.
Been re-watching all the Twilight movies right along side you!! Although, I am in the minority and am not afraid to admit that I still enjoy the Twilight series. But, I read all the books and there is so much more backstory that gets missed in the movies. You still make me laugh though Billy!!
I still love the movies and the books, I cried of pure happiness when I was finally able to read midnight sun! I’ll forever love this series no matter how many people hate on them 🤷🏻♀️
I do honestly still get mad at the movies, because I absolutely LOVE the books and they left sooo much out and changed the rest. 😑 but the books are still amazing!
I have always been team Edward. Jacob is always trying to force Bella into something she don't want. Edward wants her to be happy even if it's not with him
"He's so disrespectful Haha... ugh!" XD Dead. You and 'Cinema Therapy' have the best commentary to this saga! I may have liked the books, but watching these I am enjoying the movies more than I ever did. I was team BOOK Edward - Jacob was actually a jerk in the books after he wolfed up. You catch a glimpse in this movie of who he really is when he says: "You should be happy. Look at us, working together. You are the one who wanted us to get along, remember?"
"Get your hos in line" omg, I'm dead 😂😂😂😂 Def makes the movie slightly more tolerable. You reacting to this trash is the only thing good about watching these movies
#bingers ooh! Arguably one of the best vampire movies ever that you should watch is “Interview with a vampire.” It’s a much more classic take on the vampire monster lore and mythos, and it’s just hella good
Another excellent commentary! I was always Team Edward! 😊 This is my favorite of the books. And I love the ending fight scenes between the Cullens & werewolves vs. the newborn vamps. Jasper was demonstrating to the wolves how to defeat the newborn vampires. Yeah. About the whole imprinting thing. You'll find out about that. Definitely looking forward to the "Breaking Dawn Part 1" commentary, and your Monday movie commentary. 😊 I highly recommend either the theatrical or directors cut of the 1986 movie "Little Shop of Horrors". #Bingers
I was in late high school, early college years for these movies. I was Team Edward hardcore. Couldn’t stand Jacob for all the reasons you mentioned: whiny and not the one she wanted. He had me so mad every movie/book.
I truly enjoy the torture you put yourself through to get these Twilight reactions out I AM LIVING! I used to be obsessed, as embarrassing as it is, with the books and the movies. I was always Team Edward btw
#Bingers adding Major Payne to my recommendations behind my previous suggestions: Fried Green Tomato's, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Practical Magic, and Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood Just watched it recently, always reminds me of my Dad 🥰
When we are dealing with dogs imprinting and grooming kids, a confederate soldier raised in those ways, who was probably forced to join the army like most soldiers are, is the least of this sagas problems. At least for a guy frozen in time, he chose to change for the better. It's a plus point
@@anycullen21 As far as I know, we see none of Cullen family even interact with people who aren't white. The only non-white people are the wolves and all the Cullens don't like them even if it's just a little bit. I'm not trying to say Jasper is or isn't racist but to say he's changed isn't a fact.
#Bingers remember when you did Lady and the tramp? I definitely recommend you watch Oliver and Company, Billy Joel will be the highlight of the film, pls consider !😅
I was team Jacob just because the muscles and because edward always looks constipated and is way too white (am I allowed to say that? 🤷♀️) I just joined the squad to see these reactions sooner. Sooo good!! Polar bears 😂
Love how billy constantly thinks Edward is trying to hit it when he’s literally the poster boy for abstinence
Right!? Bella is the one always trying hit it.
Facts. The whole time he's telling her to stop. And not just because he could kill her.
lmaooooooooo
@@shevonneworley9631 He has sex with her when they get married and all he destroys is the bed sheets. LOL. They only have sex once and it gets her pregnant.
POSTER BOY, HELP ME-😭😭😂
The real tragedy of the Twilight saga is that literally every other character in the Cullen family has a better story than Edward. Can you imagine how much better it would be if it was the story of Rosalie and her murderous redemption arc or Charlie finding out his bff leads a pack of werewolves?
Or Alice’s time in the mental asylum and overcoming the trauma James inflicted on her then finding Jasper. Or Jaspers story in the West or Carlisles time in London as the son of a preacher who is the devil he hates. Like come on, so many alternatives
@@tomlawal7991 exactly!!! Every other character is more interesting than the protagonists. Idk how Stephanie Meyers wrote something so bad and so good at the same time. It impresses and angers me at the same time.
Yesssss! I read a bit of Midnight Sun and I loved the flashbacks and just the cullens minus Bella. Also I could read just about the wolves too. I liked the wolves from Jacob’s POV in one of the books. Everything is better if we just remove Bella from the picture lol 😂
@@itspribanerjee Exactly!!
@@tomlawal7991 There's already one authorized and created by the author and it was amazing. they did one for every character.
"Every time they're alone together, it makes me upset." Um, I don't think Billy is gonna like the 4th movie...
this is going to be funny
He ain't gone MAKE IT😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t wait 🤣🤣🤣
@@callherfoofoo right both parts lol😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
He is not going to like the next movie but I have a feeling he will love the breaking dawn. Or at least be his favourite one
Billy’s face when he said “Did she really try to punch this fool” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I’ve never seen him so seriously annoyed 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Reading the books did help. My dad, bless him, watched these movies with me as a teenager and he was like "why are they getting married? Do they even like each other?" 😂😂😂
I’m with your dad! 😂
@@BillyBinges #bingers face off #bingers this means war #bingers orphan
@@BillyBinges#bingers The Karate kid 2010
Your dad is right. There is no evidence for why these people should even like each other
Edward is traditional about marriage before sex so even if she wanted it or he did he couldn't without that factoring in. the movies skipped his whole time in collage too
Teenage me was definitely Team Edward, but as I grew up I became Team Rosalie. She's hands down my favourite character and I'm really glad they included her backstory in Eclipse.
If the books were about Rosalie, I would be 1000% more invested.
I named my kid Rosalee so I think it says everything.
I was Team Seth. Jacob whines about how werewolves (shifters) have anger issues but Seth in the movies AND books was always a sweetheart and supportive and never was angry at all so Jacob's excuse about losing his temper isn't a valid point to have an attitude.
Seth is a precious 👶, he must be protected at all costs 😆
King Seth!
yes same with leah she got treated like actual trash cause she was the only girl in the pack
YES!! I love Seth so much. He deserves the world and more 🥺❤️
"At this point, I'm convinced she's Jesus."
"She a pimp".
I'm wheezing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trust me, most Twilight fans are deeply aware of how bad the movies are. We just embrace the cringe and love them in spite of their insanity 😂
I love the Twilight films, they always make me laugh so hard. I literally CACKLE like Nicki Minaj
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For me personally I just can't understand why people have to be roasted over the things they like, movies and books aka fiction, are just entertainment, you don't have to take it seriously, if it's not a text book that i have to study on my school or a documentary than I won't take it seriously. That's why I always liked Twilight because it has been entertaining for me not that I take it seriously.
The insanity is what makes it fun! I dont watch this vampire movies to see lovely human love story. But the crazy, annoying shiz they get up to is what makes it entertaining.
@@ndsn96 Exactly. I love them but I'm still aware of the bad things as well as the good 🤷🏾.
“That’s why my boy look like that he still shocked from the war” I’m cryinnn 😭
I don't even like Twilight but Jasper is NASTY with them kills 🙌🏽 Him, Alice, and Rosalie were kinda the only characters I was ever interested in tbh.
And they had the most interesting back stories too lol
I liked Japser until I found out he was a Confederate soldier 😬
@@TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt honestly though! When Rosalie's story popped up I said 👀🍿If the series were based on her instead I'd have been 10x more invested ngl.
@@rebecky5ever If it makes you feel any better, only a small percent of the confederacy were fighting to keep slavery. The majority of soldiers were fighting for the states right to govern themselves. Combine that with the fact that men in the south had to fight regardless of their own beliefs, I don't really hold his service against him. Plus, that was roughly 200ish years ago for him, I think? I personally don't hold his service against him as that's in the past and the person he's shown as now is different from who he was then. Then again, I'm speaking as a non fan so I'm not that invested in his character 🤷🏽♀️
@@ohia_lehua YES!! and if the found a way to include Alice's in the last film or something. Also Emmetts should have been in this one too since Rosalie saved his life and that's how they got together. His could've came after hers in this movie.
I love how you saw Bella as a pimp of Jacob and Edward lol. As a female, that’s how I saw it too. The next too are my actual favorites of these. I’m interested to see your take on them lol
Daphne I had to figure out something I was drowning out there 😂 the story was as dry as edwards face
“She’s a PIMP!”
The way I just laughed 😂😂😂
I am DOUBLED OVER at “I gotta watch an hour and a half of a pimp and hoe story, to finally get to some action, that’s wild.” 😭😭😭😭
That comment had me rolling
billy makes these movies 10x funnier lmaoo
Facts
Agreed
1000000 percent facts
He does 😂
I was always team Edward when forced to choose one, because that was CLEARLY who Bella wanted, and Jacob was never going to compete with that kind of obsessive and unhealthily codependent version of love. I still always felt she would have been better off single until she figured her shit out though, because neither love interest is desirable or healthy in any way, and Bella is clearly way too messed up to be in a healthy relationship at that point, so... " *team Bella gets therapy, sorts herself out, and finds someone else who can offer her a healthy relationship that doesn't include being controlling, overbearing, stalking, destruction of property, sexual assault, and so on* " I guess 😂🤣😂
1) A wolf imprints the first time they see their imprint after their change. Since Jacob didn’t imprint on Bella, he’s saying he doesn’t are if she ends up like Leah, broken-hearted after he imprints on someone else and loses all interest in her in a split-second.
2) Jacob assaulted Bella (in the book, she’s bruised where he held her back and the back of her neck, she was fighting hard against his werewolf strength).
3) Jacob threatens to deliberately get himself killed in the fight if she won’t show interest in him, so she kisses him so he won’t commit suicide via newborn vampire (not that he really would’ve done it).
Team Anyone Else ❌
All of this. I hated the manipulation and assault. Hes plays a victim and for what? She's made it very clear that it's always Edward and yet he's having conversations in his own damn head acting like he has a chance
AKA TEAM EDWARD 🥰🥰🤪🤪
Team they all suck
Wow! reading your reply makes me happy I didn't read the book series .
@@hippiechic6772 yeah seriously don't. I really don't understand why people defend the Jacob character. He's super toxic.
I’ve always been “Team Bella should have never left her Momma’s house in the first book/movie.” Jacob is a whiny baby trying to control her left right and center. And Edward is 100+ years old and dead, and Bella is a teenager. It’s disturbing on so many levels. Bella should have never come to Forks. Period. That being said I do love these movies. They’re such guilty pleasures. 😂
Omg don't get me started, ever since the movies began, she be getting everybody killed on her behalf like dang how special is she? No personality having ahhh 🤭
As a kid I was kinda team Jacob cuz they both sucked but at least Jacob was pretty. Right now I'm team "get a damn therapist and a ticket out of that town"
Nah. Her mom was a neglectful parent. Bella wouldn't have fallen for him if she hadn't been parentified her whole life. She needed good parents not a vampire boyfriend
Funny because before meeting Ed Bella had a career dream to be an Elementary school teacher. And she didn't wanted to marry fast lol
Team Edward until I rewatched years later and joined Team Everyone Should Die lol
Also popular is Team Tyler's Van.
(Tyler is the kid who almost ran Bella over with his van in the first movie)
The only valid team.
team alice
I was Jacob and then Team No One. Well Jasper is pretty cool
I was struggling to stay team Edward, but I never understood what the hell he saw in her, book, movie and real life as well 🤢
And then came the imprinting thing 🤮🤮🤮
Billy's frustration with the Twilight saga is giving me life. HAHAHA, lol.
the fact that charlie had NO REACTION to jacob sexually assaulting his daughter astounds me especially considering he’s a cop
Edit: yes i’m aware it’s nothing new for a cop to ignore something like that. what surprises me is that the CHARACTER would do that to HIS OWN DAUGHTER
Right, like I get he likes Jacob more than Edward but still
It’s worse in the book. He gave Jacob a high five.
@@Serenity113 wtf
same! I always Team Charlie except for that moment. I try to ignore it lol
It's better than BELLA'S reaction. In the book, at least she was pissed at Jacob for kissing her and WANTED Edward to kick his ass. In this one, she's DEFENDING Jacob when Edward confronts him.
Billy is always like “yuckkkkk” but with a big smile on his face 😂😂😂
The quotes from this one way too funny!
“Now they gon do the sex!”
“She’s a pimp!”
“Edward is MY man!”
“He’s grabbing the booty although there’s nothing much there.”
“Who baby she gonna have!”
“This girl is a great pimp!”
“All Bella can do is start problems!”
“Here he go with this beggin and pleading”
This is everything so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All the stages of grief through a Twilight perspective
And "she knows how to get her hoes in line" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣she’s gotta get her ho’s in line
“I’m on team everyone should die” 🤣🤣
"Looking like you just came out the freezer" Billy's observation of these movies are so spot on. The whole series is a dumpster fire that you just cant turn away from 🤣
Rosalie is one of the best characters in this whole movie series
She really is! the rest of the Cullens (even the cousins) seemed really cool!
Personally, I like all of the other cullins except for Edward. Edward might have been OK if he was with ANYONE ELSE!! He was just following bellas lead. In the last movie when he tried to do right by her and leave. She was as manipulative in New moon as Jacob was before the beginning of the fight in this movie. Honestly Bella and Jacob deserve each other because they're so manipulative. Edward might have been better if he was with someone else who forced to be better
I love her backstory. Its so tragic. But then she gets her revenge all dressed up in her wedding gown? I stan a queen. Its been awhile but I think I remember that she didn't drink human blood. Even tearing that jerk apart she didn't even try a taste. That's impressive. A brand new newborn vampire with almost uncontrollable bloodlust? Surrounded by human blood after destroying a fool? And never drinking a drop? I'll say again, I stan a Queen.
A whole movie about her would’ve been much better
Jasper tooo
The Twilight fandom will always be one of my favorite fandoms because they never try to defend the series when other people proclaim how awful it is. Twihards will whole-heartedly agree with you, then give you deeper reasons as to why the series and characters are even WORSE than you think.... Then finish off by telling you that it's their favorite series and they love it. LOL.
so true
Talking bout, "I want everyone to die", to "I'm team Edward" to "Bella is the pimp and they the hoes" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't hold my laughter
He isn't exactly wrong, either.
I mean like yeah, she really is tho. Her milkshake brings are the influential boys that would die for her and get people to fight for her to the yard
“She keep her hoes in check!! I respect her!”
“Git ‘cher hoes back in order!”
I love how Bella just ignores the many red flags coming from both Edward and Jacob in these movies, 5 minutes in and I see so many already 😭😭
Red flags 🚩 clearly chase red flags 🚩 cause Bella is a whole one by herself 😂😂
Omg I was laughing so much throughout this whole thing. “That’s right girl, go and get your ho in check”
Lord why did we like these movies so much 😂
That whole bit with Bella like "i feel more real and more myself" I'm like WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY I HAVE SEEN NONE OF IT
@Hyperactive88 i know I read them hahah she's definitely more interesting in the books!
She's still awful in the books
@Hyperactive88 What is her personality in the books? What do we know about her outside of she loves Edward?
I just want to say, I love that your carpet always looks freshly vacuumed. It adds a nice touch and the way that the vacuum pattern looks * chefs kiss *
Can we just appreciate how on every video that carpet is always vacuumed in the background😂😂I just love looking at the vacuum marks, it’s so satisfying😭👏🏾
Billy I CANNOT WAIT for when you finish this series, so that you can watch “Vampire’s Suck.” You will STANNNNN!! #bingers
Please help me get this where he will see it!
I remember watching that movie and laughing so much. If he's confused by this series, he will LOVE Vampires Sucks. I'm still amazed to find out they actually made a movie to go for each twilight. I have yet to watch them all.
I like twilight but I LOVE Vampires suck.
and now this comment has come true
The guy who plays Seth plays in Decedent's as Jafars son
How did I not notice that was booboo Stewart
@@aspectrat651 Seth is the only character I root for in this series
@@Melanie-jy2nw me too
billy about bella: SHe'S thE PrObEm
also billy about bella: yeah i respect her
I seriously can't wait for you to watch Breaking Dawn pt. 2 the excitement and disappointment that you will experience is astronomical 😂
Oh god i know exactly what you mean and I'm excited 😂
hahahahahahahhahahahaha NOOOOOOO hahahhahha
Omg swear I’m just waiting for that one 🤣🤣
OUUU YES😂😂😂
Breaking dawn is,quoting edward: I hope you enjoy disappointment"
“I STAND WITH EDWARD! THAT IS MY MAN!”
lmaooo
I do think these movies would've been better if they dwelled into vampires and wolves their world building and fights more . They can still have romance in there but they could've concentrated more on the lore of them . It's would've been so interesting to see tbh...
I was thinking the same last night watching this.
Even with the focus on romance it could have been better if the boys weren't so manipulative and controlling and Bella wasn't so down on herself and depressed and less light-hearted against the boys bad actions. But it still would have been bad because that wouldn't be taking into account other problems the three main characters have, or any of the other character's bad actions in the series. Technically, I watch a writer make TH-cam videos of rewriting _Twilight_ for fun and editing practice, and it shows just how problematic a lot about the whole series truly is.
Honestly, that's why I only ever rewatch the final film, because I feel like it leans more into that.
I still remember something someone pointed out about the books. It could've easily been a really interesting and rich story about vampires. Stephanie Myer put a lot of background and lore into, well, the background. But instead focused on this not great love story between two (3?) characters and revolved everything around them.
@@fightingfaerie exactly 🙌
I love the fact that he’s trolling the series 😭😭
Why does Billy’s carpet always look freshly vacuumed 😂
That's because it is. You can actually see the vacuum marks 😂
I weirdly love it🤣🤣
I love how Billy's always constantly talking about how he's worried about how we react to him talking about these movies meanwhile all the comments I've seen either agree with him or trash it more 😂 Billy boy you don't have to worry about us.
You said it correctly the comments you seen.. there’s comments I had to block or just ignore 😂 some people really do hate my commentary on twilight. I’ve gotten some ugly comments lol
@@BillyBinges seriously?? 😱 Bro Twilight is trash, the difference is it trash we like 😂 so if you actually defend it as a person and don't see the problems then I'm looking at them as the problem. Don't you worry Billy, the ones who love you and your commentaries will stick with you.
Yeah, I absolutely hate these movies and I bashed them so much more than he has. My sister forced me to watch them with her and I absolutely hated it.
I was team Edward for all of the books. But rewatching it I’m team therapy cause they all need counseling. They’re far to co-dependent and toxic to one another. Edward should have been an adult and left that girl alone
I had to laugh at the "should have been an adult" part considering how old he really is lol you're completely right. He's been alone long enough to know how to be independent for sure so def should have been somewhat independent at the very least.
This is too funny. I think something that we forget but they display it soo well in this movie is that Jacob is literally a child and Edward is a grown, grown man so the way they act towards Bella is apparent. Also Rosalie is the only one thinking because Bella and Edward is like skipping through the forest happy but she’s like no one wanted this. All of there stories are tragic and Bella is just like head in the clouds oblivious. Also Billy is right, there were really no major issues before Bella moved there, she is the cause of everything. I am team everyone else but the main 3 characters. 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
Dawg I think it’s worth mentioning that Jasper was in the CONFEDERATE army in the civil war lol so can’t rock with bro😂
I honestly didn’t realize.. but to be honest I wouldn’t of cared lol. My expectations with these movies was already low.
@@BillyBinges I thought the same but I just noticed when alice pops up when he’s telling Bella the story & he says “idk what I’d be if I hadn’t met alice” and she says “you never have to be that again”. So I’m guessing he learned to be ashamed by that past & changed his views?
@@starheartskull15 no, Jasper was ashamed of how he was as a vampire, not a human.
@@twilightgrl12494 I'm pretty sure he meant both? It would make complete sense. He also doesn't seem to have a racist bone in his body. At least he's not obvious. Most of the time you know if someone is racist.
@@dreajp just because someone fought for the south, does not make them a racist
The reason why they couldn't catch Victoria is because evasiveness was her special talent.
I'd like you to do a commentary on costume dramas because I think that would be wayyy out of your comfort zone 😊 Some of my faves are Emma (2020 version with Anya Taylor Joy), Jane Eyre (2006 series with Toby Stephens) and Pride & Prejudice (1995 series with Colin Firth) #bingers
Billy before recording this, “Aah sh*t here we go again”
😂😂😂
These commentaries are a gem!
Viewing the story as Bella keeping her hoes in line is so inspired! Definitely is an improvement.
Also literally everyone else's stories are more interesting than the main three:
how Rosalie met her boyfriend and learned to love again/lose her bloodthirst
Lea is the only female werewolf and the alpha is her ex whose thoughts she hears constantly, complicated!
Southern guy and Alice are cute and seem like they have a nice relationship
Why does the doctor turn people? it seems like a nice thing to do but also traps them in an immortal life, and how does he chose who to save? that moral choice could be explored
Charlie finding out about vampires and werewolves and becoming their human contact in law enforcement could be a whole TV show
Even the high schoolers could be interesting!
See I feel like the “kiss me” scene Jacob manipulated that out of her because he knows that Bella has some love for him (not the way he wants) and used that against her! like he basically pulled the “if you breakup with me I’ll kill myself!” card on her and that was just Ew😬
Bella been manipulating EVERYBODY since the beginning 😂 why are stressing about Jacob?? They all manipulating each other to me 🤷🏾♂️ that’s why I’m team everybody dies
@@BillyBinges you’ll understand soon Just wait and see 😂
that's a cool picture, where is that from?
i grew up with the twilight movies and they're comforting in a weird sort of way. I am enjoying these reaction vids!
I was team Jacob when I was in high school, even got his life size poster & a jacket lol 😂 Then I moved on to team Edward when I was older…now I don’t like either of them lol
I was team Edward now I'm team Alice and Jasper.
Let me tell you about Charile....
after reading the books again recently, i still dislike Bella
@@Gosperella26 have always loved Alice!
@@tessastack8127 love Charlie!
I can tell from Billy’s “she’s a runner she’s a track star” that those singing lessons are working maybe we will hear a full song of “I hate you mom I hate you dad I hate school it makes me sad” 😂
I'm mad I missed the live. Rosalie and Alice deserve their own origin story, movie something
I agree! They gave Alice’s backstory like one paragraph in the first book and basically nothing in the movies 🙄
Alice and Emits story are in the last Twilight book put out in 2020, Midnight Sun. The one written from Edwards perspective.
I know it’s not much but someone made this cute short video depicting how they imagine Alice meeting Jasper for the very first time :)
th-cam.com/video/mc6XsWqwHV0/w-d-xo.html
5:30ish - There's actually some in-text speculation that Victoria has a special ability, namely to get out of danger.
Also, you have to burn a vampire because otherwise they can put themselves back together, possibly even from ash. There's a bit during the bonfire scene (in the book) where Billy Black shows off a little pouch filled with some of the ashes from the vampire in his story, kept as precaution in case burning them wasn't enough.
Jacob doesn't have much of a choice about them knowing his business and feelings, when the boys are wolves they share each others thoughts so literally all their secrets and thoughts are on full display for the others to see/hear. That's why they know so much. #noprivacy
I always felt so bad for Leah Clearwater because she had to hear all the guys thoughts and they heard hers. As if being a teenage girl wasn't bad enough...
@@OpposingPony definitely and plus she had to listen to Sam her ex boyfriends thoughts about how much he loved Emily her cousin who was like a sister to her. Poor Leah definitely got the worst end of the stick.
@@OpposingPony the way stephanie wrote her character is so awful too. i read that in the books she reads all their thoughts about how she’s “infertile” and they don’t like her bc of it
“‘Coz right now I’m on team ‘I hope everybody dies…’” LOL!!!! I felt the same way at this point watching Twilight 🤣👏
The joy of the series IS the trashing-- no one trashes it more than Robert Pattinson himself. A group of my friends watched it once with commentary including Rob-- you can so pick up on his disdain even then.
He wasn't begging and pleading. he doesn't want his childhood friend to become UNDEAD. you really do transform mentally too. it's a complex thing that the trained sophisticated eye can see. that and the nuances through the book help tie it together more but yeah.. I wasn't in the TEAM this and that for i liked the movies for what they were and i grew up with them and the music was great too. The details in the twilight effect podcast revealed just how that baseball scene and music came to be, it was rather interesting. wasn't easy.
I was team Jacob, but now I’m team Charlie. He’s better than the 3 main characters of the series. He deserves so much. 🥺
I was team Jacob when I was younger....Now I play for team Carlisle but not for the same reason you're team Charlie.
Only movie Charlie. Book Charlie sucks
16:10"Can vampires even have sex?" A question i am asking myself since years. I mean there is NO BLOOD at all in him...so how??? It must be rock hard all the time then🙈
Got to say, your reaction to these movies are one of my favourites for sure. The fact that you can only get through them by seeing Bella as a pimp keeping her hoes in line is brilliant. Thank you for the videos! Genuinely enjoying you ripping these to shreds
I was technically Team Jacob, but it was more of a situation of “between Edward and Jacob, I’m picking Jacob I guess”
Also, I like werewolves and don’t like vampires, so that’s that.
Also also, the only character of Meyer that I actually crushed on was Ian. Anyone remembers The Host? Just me? Ok.
Broo I was the same I was only team Jacob because I don’t like vampires and prefer werewolves😭😭😭
The Host was everything to me! Ian was one of the best characters 😭
I loved Ian so much! Hated Jared with a passion though.
I don’t know why I was so obsessed with these movies….. and damn billy, you’re expanding my vocabulary yet again 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
I’m not sure either honestly 😂
But thank you vianca ❤️
Team Edward all the way!!!
When these movies first came out, I was firmly Team Jacob and my mum was Team Edward- we had t-shirts and everything! My dad even had an Alice t-shirt and my mum cut her hair to look like her. I'm pleased to announce that I am now whole heartedly Team Edward and my mum still has the same haircut.
Eclipse is my favorite one out of all of them because I loved the plot of the vampires and wolves teaming up to go against Victoria’s army of newborn vampires.
same!!
Same
Glad to see Billy hopping on the “every other Cullen is more interesting than Edward” train
This movie was so ... 😭 Jacob is such a manipulator telling Bella that her reasonings for wanting him to stay wasn’t good enough. Bella was also in the wrong for kissing him??? She could’ve just said “I want you to stay because I love you” since love can either be platonic or romantic. Its the fact that Jacob kisses her without permission and CHARLIE DOESNT EVEN CARE??? And then she willingly kissed Jacob and Edward just stood there??? IF NO ONES GONNA CARE THAT SHE KISSES THEM THEN WHY ARE EDWARD AND JACOB STILL FIGHTING OVER BELLA?
Jane's backstory live action video was pretty amazing. she was a very sweet girl too.
"Why do I have to get to the last ten minutes of the movie to finally get something?"
Because the books are mostly from Bella's perspective so you never would have seen this. It was added on, to keep audiences interested in at least part of it.
Been re-watching all the Twilight movies right along side you!! Although, I am in the minority and am not afraid to admit that I still enjoy the Twilight series. But, I read all the books and there is so much more backstory that gets missed in the movies. You still make me laugh though Billy!!
I still love these movies too! Me and my husband btw haha
I still love the movies and the books, I cried of pure happiness when I was finally able to read midnight sun! I’ll forever love this series no matter how many people hate on them 🤷🏻♀️
Oh yeah. I'm a Twilighter for Life; I don't care what anybody says about it! #TeamTwilight
I do honestly still get mad at the movies, because I absolutely LOVE the books and they left sooo much out and changed the rest. 😑 but the books are still amazing!
With 1 of Billy's comments (not saying which one) I can't wait for his reaction to the last movie.
I have always been team Edward. Jacob is always trying to force Bella into something she don't want. Edward wants her to be happy even if it's not with him
"He's so disrespectful Haha... ugh!" XD Dead.
You and 'Cinema Therapy' have the best commentary to this saga! I may have liked the books, but watching these I am enjoying the movies more than I ever did.
I was team BOOK Edward - Jacob was actually a jerk in the books after he wolfed up. You catch a glimpse in this movie of who he really is when he says: "You should be happy. Look at us, working together. You are the one who wanted us to get along, remember?"
i think bella's dad didn't take her to the doctor bc edward's dad is a doctor,, gotta get that free service
This is my favorite twilight commentary so far... holy cow, you had me rolling this whole time 😆😆😆 the next two should be just as good
"Get your hos in line" omg, I'm dead 😂😂😂😂 Def makes the movie slightly more tolerable.
You reacting to this trash is the only thing good about watching these movies
“Looking like you just came out the freezer” 😂
#bingers ooh! Arguably one of the best vampire movies ever that you should watch is “Interview with a vampire.” It’s a much more classic take on the vampire monster lore and mythos, and it’s just hella good
Yes! Seconded.
This got me crying from laughter. Can’t wait for Billy to inevitably react to the Fifty Shades movies 😂 #bingers
This reaction was HILARIOUS. You seriously had me in tears with this one
I’ve been rewatching the movies every week as your reactions 😂I love your ‘twist’ on Bella and them boos. And I was team Edward 😂❤️
Another excellent commentary!
I was always Team Edward! 😊
This is my favorite of the books. And I love the ending fight scenes between the Cullens & werewolves vs. the newborn vamps.
Jasper was demonstrating to the wolves how to defeat the newborn vampires.
Yeah. About the whole imprinting thing. You'll find out about that.
Definitely looking forward to the "Breaking Dawn Part 1" commentary, and your Monday movie commentary. 😊
I highly recommend either the theatrical or directors cut of the 1986 movie "Little Shop of Horrors". #Bingers
I agree with everything 💯
Eclipse is my favorite book as well.
I am really enjoying watching these movies with you, looking forward to the next one
#Bingers “Harry Potter” please!
Love your channel and your lives! Thank you for your hard work 🙏🏻🤓💕🙋🏼♀️
Billy, your shirts are iconic! I always love seeing what type of shirt you will have each week!
"I ain't hear nobody ask about a condom" I'm crying cause you won't moving forward either 😭
You literally made this movie so much more entertaining with your reaction. Im dying
you should do the hunger games series after twilight!! i feel like you'd definitely be able to get into it more #bingers
I was in late high school, early college years for these movies. I was Team Edward hardcore. Couldn’t stand Jacob for all the reasons you mentioned: whiny and not the one she wanted. He had me so mad every movie/book.
I truly enjoy the torture you put yourself through to get these Twilight reactions out
I AM LIVING! I used to be obsessed, as embarrassing as it is, with the books and the movies. I was always Team Edward btw
4:54 Oh I know Billy, I’m with you😂👊
#Bingers adding Major Payne to my recommendations behind my previous suggestions: Fried Green Tomato's, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Practical Magic, and Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
Just watched it recently, always reminds me of my Dad 🥰
My Big Fat Greek Wedding! YES!!
Omg I cried so hard when I was younger watching Fried Green Tomatoes
#bingers can you please watch the hunger games franchise, I absolutely love the fims and I would love for you to react to them!!!
I feel you. Keep it up! Your bravery is unparalleled !
billy doesn't like it when anybody kiss. I'm starting to think he doesn't even like when he kiss lmao
Lol
@Miranda Holter Right omg! If Billy was my friend he would not be invited to my wedding lol
I was just thinking I’m waiting for him to slip up and like one😂
@@Lee-ps9vh LMAO I'd Pay him just to attend weddings and insult the "Kiss the bride" moment.
It's always funny
lol this was so great, enjoy hearing your reactions and can't wait to see the rest!
Are we all just gonna skip over the fact that Jasper was in the CONFEDERATE army??? LMAO Stephanie just slipping that in there casually...
Right. Because how easy would it have been for him to be a union soldier 🥴 or explain why and how he’s changed? Or let him be a generic cowboy
When we are dealing with dogs imprinting and grooming kids, a confederate soldier raised in those ways, who was probably forced to join the army like most soldiers are, is the least of this sagas problems. At least for a guy frozen in time, he chose to change for the better. It's a plus point
@@anycullen21 As far as I know, we see none of Cullen family even interact with people who aren't white. The only non-white people are the wolves and all the Cullens don't like them even if it's just a little bit. I'm not trying to say Jasper is or isn't racist but to say he's changed isn't a fact.
It’s so funny how Billy going back and forth clowning Bella, Edward, and Jacob . 😭😂
#Bingers remember when you did Lady and the tramp? I definitely recommend you watch Oliver and Company, Billy Joel will be the highlight of the film, pls consider !😅
Why Should I Worry.. such a great song!
@@doobernow oh yes!!
Agreed! Really hope he does this!!!
"Girl you are not invincible." Speaking of, you should definitely react to the Amazon show Invincible. It's really good.
I was team Jacob just because the muscles and because edward always looks constipated and is way too white (am I allowed to say that? 🤷♀️)
I just joined the squad to see these reactions sooner. Sooo good!! Polar bears 😂
Same 🤣
He imprinted on a baby
@@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs you don’t choose who you imprint on and she was an adult like two months later
@@drunkmxnds no, she's an adult seven years later. She's a freaking child at two months. It's disgusting pedophilic grooming behavior.
@@TheBlackLakeSiren you don’t choose who you imprint on . Take it up w the author if you got a problem w it tf