Elite Dangerous Review

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  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo
    It's going to be weird making videos without Elite Dangerous in the back of my brain like it's been for these years.

    • @fragsinus2076
      @fragsinus2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Fear and Hunger" to the list, pretty please.

    • @cachotognax3600
      @cachotognax3600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know it's already pretty big, but mind me suggesting adding "Scavenger-SV4" to the list? It's a very unknown game but it's also a game that knew what it wanted to be and became that: send your rover to a radioactive planet to try and get some alien technology without being sure about what you might find on the planet.

    • @Ma_ksi
      @Ma_ksi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know that feeling, plowing through backlog while "that one particular game" is still haunting you
      no more....
      as usual - Anachronox, Planet Alcatraz (removed from the list?), Boiling Point, aaaaand rest of the STALKER family (Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat) in general - more obscure the better
      and since you removed Brigade E5-New Jagged Union I think 762High Calibre will be way better

    • @MagnusInsomnia
      @MagnusInsomnia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey Mandalore, so glad you got round to reviewing Elite. I wanted to ask before this comment gets lost in the tidal wave, but do you still reckon EVE is worth getting in to? I played for about 4 months after watching your review of it but stopped after i had some money trouble and never really picked it up again. I really enjoyed the time i had with it, i'm just not sure if it's still worth the investment as it seems to have quietened down alot lately.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    Honestly I like the idea of aliens that are genuinely alien. You don't really have a means of communicating with them, they don't attempt to communicate with you. Instead, you're both just curious and fascinated by one another because as mysterious as you are to them, they find you equally mysterious. It honestly feels like that interception at the end wasn't about attacking you, but warning you off, like saying "We've decided that you've overstayed your welcome. Don't come back. Now scram."

    • @shadowrobot7708
      @shadowrobot7708 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      We really need more media with these kinds of aliens. Especially video games. They tend to be either humans that are blue or always evil space monsters. Or they just skip over the whole first contact entirely.

    • @vinobi3199
      @vinobi3199 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then we start a war with them

    • @taan1424
      @taan1424 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You may try "Children of time", the aliens (actually, evolved Earth spiders) are not quite lovecraftian unknowable entities, but they are different enough to not be just humans, but with blue skin.

    • @Loy_Otterton
      @Loy_Otterton 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm from the future. Those fuckers were studying us to better plan their attack. Fuckers will burn for the millions killed in the war...

    • @Aurorajunior7321
      @Aurorajunior7321 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should read “project Hail Mary” by Andy wier. (Won’t spoil it but it kinda has the same vibe)

  • @sk4p3g04t
    @sk4p3g04t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8737

    "set 1300 years in the future" so right after Star Citizen got released?

    • @discoooooooo
      @discoooooooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      Nah, still 3 more years.

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Oof

    • @6StimuL84
      @6StimuL84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      lmao.....

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@discoooooooo it'll be 3 more years in 3 more years

    • @noctemcat_
      @noctemcat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      We will get actual space travel earlier than Star Citizen

  • @voidgaming199
    @voidgaming199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3109

    10:10
    SSTATION: Permission granted, to come inside me.
    I instantly knew that was Sseth.

    • @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main
      @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Same here!

    • @dorklymorkly3290
      @dorklymorkly3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That actually makes me not want to buy the game.

    • @voidgaming199
      @voidgaming199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@dorklymorkly3290 You know that was edited in right?

    • @dorklymorkly3290
      @dorklymorkly3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@voidgaming199 No, I don't. I consider it 100% possible that it's real, or I wouldn't have written that.
      In fact, I still consider it more plausible than not, that "Hey, hey, people!" Sseth has the kind of 'influence' to pull that off.
      Synthetic for example, the devs themselves put that quote in for a while after the review.
      So, yeah.

    • @voidgaming199
      @voidgaming199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@dorklymorkly3290 Good point, but I doubt you’d need to worry.

  • @ghoz323
    @ghoz323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    Damn that moment when your ship got intercepted by the aliens is genuinely terrifying

    • @Draliseth
      @Draliseth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      That's what you get for venturing into the Pleiades. I pooped a little when it happened in game for me.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      You can't smuggle anything on the alien boarders, they're ready to kick your ass

    • @RicCrouch
      @RicCrouch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I saw someone online call it the “Thargoid stop-and-frisk.” :)

    • @Eric-uy7ee
      @Eric-uy7ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RicCrouch don't give the TSA any ideas...

    • @lxjoe96
      @lxjoe96 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Gives me the same cold feeling of terror that I get from being in a vast expanse of water, no land in sight, and seeing some kind of giant sea creature moving slowly toward me

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4553

    For a guy who talks about 40k pretty often, Mandalore had a surprisingly Star Trek approach to the whole alien thing.

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

      A Rouge Trader mentality; "Hey, maybe it can make me money"

    • @bloodraven7237
      @bloodraven7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Yes and it is heretical

    • @bloodraven7237
      @bloodraven7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @TomeOfBattle but they have our artifacts on them

    • @pkawesome6230
      @pkawesome6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Heresy!!! Death to the xenos!!

    • @bobbm1
      @bobbm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Probably likes the tau

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    I still remember the day that I got bored of constant cargo runs so I bought a tough ship with good fuel range and started exploring. For the most part I found nothing except cool sights. It was certainly worth the trip. But then I found this... thing floating in space. It looked like some kind of alien space station or something. Then it unfurled some parts and I realized it was a living creature. I did not get any video. I did not get any screen shots. What I DID get was right the fuck outta there. I've been doing cargo runs and courier missions ever since.

    • @mandeadd
      @mandeadd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      If it looked like a flower then that was prolly a Thargoid.
      Running outta there is your best option

    • @ZonsoAvalune
      @ZonsoAvalune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I got killed by a Thargoid on my second ever out of bubble expedition...
      I still haven't come back to the game. Probably will soon, though.

    • @mysticalknight1004
      @mysticalknight1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bet

    • @mysticalknight1004
      @mysticalknight1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Okay so I though you were capping, so I looked up what thargoids were. Scary stuff my guy

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@mysticalknight1004 for me it was just that it was so unexpected. I thought maybe I'd find an interesting series of stars or some other benign, celestial phenomenon. Nope! Giant space terror from my nightmares is what I found. O_O

  • @TheFilipFonky
    @TheFilipFonky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    Really the two big problems for me are:
    1. Unbalanced reward-to-effort ratio for the various things you can do
    2. 99.9% of game time is spent supercruising

    • @T0rrente18
      @T0rrente18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      i can make 4 to 5 mil an hour bounty hunting with my fully engineered, a rated anaconda, while engaging in brutal fights that leave my ship badly wounded
      or just ferry some passengers to one destination and get up to 100 mil an hour

    • @MandaloreGaming
      @MandaloreGaming  5 ปีที่แล้ว +998

      Exactly. Break into dangerous alien bases for their corrosive loot is a few million for hours of work, cruising out to the void opals hotspot in a slapped together ship for it could be 300m an hour on a good find. That's what happens when we get to play in a command economy decided by algorithm nonsense.

    • @AkThatFiresCats
      @AkThatFiresCats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@MandaloreGaming You can also do painite mining which is worth about the same if not more but that's surface mining so it's even easier

    • @avocadopictures9706
      @avocadopictures9706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@MandaloreGaming That's quite lucky. I guess this is where the scope of the game kicks in, i can find my cargo bay almost empty after scanning two hours worth of systems - sometimes even on pristine planets with void opal hotspots there's just nothing in those asteroids. At the same time you can be turning in a 300m worth of rocks from literally the next nebula.

    • @NTGoten
      @NTGoten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ​@@T0rrente18 how many hundred hours did it take you to get that anaconda?
      Superstar Banana Mix
      is completely right. The game is a f2p-tier grinding where 99.9% is just jumping from system to system.

  • @Zen-t2j
    @Zen-t2j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3588

    "This is the U.S.S Thundercock, requesting permission to dock" LMFAO

    • @jacobwild2858
      @jacobwild2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      "Permission granted to come inside me."

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      "Ejecting payload to storage"

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      “This is Big Dick One, we are crossing the Rubicon”

    • @sivvinod3187
      @sivvinod3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      USS thundercock
      Requesting to dock
      You see a pirate, you're out of luck
      All you have left to say is "oh fuck"
      -the dude who went straight into public mode without any playtime (probably)

    • @Catafracta230588
      @Catafracta230588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      > Sstatio
      > That voice
      > You can come inside me
      My sides

  • @UncleAnaesthesia
    @UncleAnaesthesia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "Permission to come inside me."
    Damn Elite Dangerous, calm down.

    • @demonreturns4336
      @demonreturns4336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Proper response would be
      Which hole we talking bout here

    • @bobdick5609
      @bobdick5609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yes I remember when ssethtzeentach voice acted in this hmmm

    • @blitzbot937
      @blitzbot937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if u think thats bad subnautica is even worse, the seamoth says "i love it when you come inside me" but its a very rare occurrence

  • @CaptainShack
    @CaptainShack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3444

    Mandalore put it into words perfectly. I want to play it. I want to like it. From the box it looks perfect for me.
    Yet I have no real impact on the world space.

    • @kitsunelegend7976
      @kitsunelegend7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Lets also not forgot the age old adage of "A mile wide, but an inch deep".
      Still cannot figure out how they can justify a freaking $60 price tag for a game with seemingly so little content and things to actually do...

    • @FiresideBoomer
      @FiresideBoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@kitsunelegend7976 Well there is a lot of content and things to do, its just that the same content and things to do repeated over and over again

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@kitsunelegend7976 60 dollars? What are you buying it on the black market from the mob? Lol I can find you a copy for like 10$ right now 100%

    • @kitsunelegend7976
      @kitsunelegend7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@ix8750 The normal price for E:D with Horizons (because they literally are selling you half the fucking game for the same price as the base game) is $60. $30 for the base, $30 for horizons. So yeah... $60

    • @dntzonis
      @dntzonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@kitsunelegend7976 Its literally on steam right now.. for 5.99 each.. making it 12 bucks......

  • @wonderguardstalker
    @wonderguardstalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    Sad the Thargoid thing just turned into “Xeno Hunting”
    It was truly magical and you demonstrate why perfectly. Great video

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I think the war is pretty interesting, the problem is as he said everything happens in the background. at most we have some events where the players decide the outcome, but its still all there happening in the background. also its kinda boring how the only thing you get from killing targoids is acid weapons/ammo.

    • @Knoby1000
      @Knoby1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@danilooliveira6580 No the issue is that players were given the choice between fighting Thargoids and interacting with them. And most people went full US second amendment BS on them, they didn't even took the time to think. I think that's what wonderguardstalker
      tried to say.

    • @juergen4ever
      @juergen4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "US second amendment BS on them"
      I think the 40k "suffer not the xenos" meme was more of an influence than the politics of some random country.

    • @Anubis1101
      @Anubis1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Knoby1000 2nd amendment BS would be a response to an alien invasion, which isnt whats happening here. american/capitalist imperialism is more what youre thinking of, but i agree with Jurgen, "Suffer not the xenos" is probably the most appropriate summary.
      no way the players wouldve passed up the opportunity to shoot some aliens.

    • @farsalor2627
      @farsalor2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@juergen4ever Ah yes, they totally wiped out the Guardians which were a greater civilization than man and have no concept of peace in their language alongside their thought process with the drones and queens due to the territorial nature of their hives but, it's too 2A or 40k. Totally ignoring the entire lore behind the game.
      Imagine being this much of a brainlet.

  • @adronius147
    @adronius147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    It may be because I was watching this at 5 AM, but those Thargoids scared me on a primal level. Just imagine being all alone on your ship, on a slow burn across systems, then suddenly getting violently intercepted, everything going dark, and then out of the viewport you see some kind of fucking Cthonian elder god approach as it unfurls like a starfish and starts pulling your ship towards it, glowing like it's the last thing you'll see.. only to stop and leave you with a wail that sounds like the death of the universe. I'd never fly again.

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can't play this game in VR near the Pliedes Nebula for fear of cardiac arrest.

  • @vholst
    @vholst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2601

    "Permission granted...to come inside me"
    Oh mandalore, doing your other voice in your own videos now, silly goose.

    • @Czarewich
      @Czarewich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait wait wait... Mandalore is Sexbad?!

    • @IrenMasot
      @IrenMasot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      SsethTzeentach? 🤔

    • @kopicat2429
      @kopicat2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@IrenMasot Yes, it was he. Mandalores second personality.

    • @fz7788
      @fz7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hey hey people

    • @goodguydaniel8320
      @goodguydaniel8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sseth here

  • @XTheManWithoutNameX
    @XTheManWithoutNameX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    One year later and the Star Citizen joke still tracks.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      my man it won't be going down until 2026 minimum

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vapourware like Duke Nukem Forever. sadge (this is a twitch word it means sad or something)

    • @memesistolefromifunny9165
      @memesistolefromifunny9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 that gave me second hand embarrassment to read, and I didn't even type it.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 Why would you use it I'd you don't know what it meeeeeans. Why even use twitch words, a lot of people never use twitch.

    • @Absoluuttinen_Totuus
      @Absoluuttinen_Totuus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@npc6817 No shit. I mean, what did you expect from such a huge game? They are not just making another space sim, they are trying to make the best space game.

  • @eiteiei4063
    @eiteiei4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Holy hell. Getting pulled out of warp between systems and checked out by aliens was so amazing looking! That looked so great!

  • @silver1340
    @silver1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    10:09 So that's where the merchants guild hang out? That looks expensive.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The guild is everywhere.

  • @lollma0
    @lollma0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    10:10 I see Sseth's empire hasn't completely collapsed yet.

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The Merchant's Guild is eternal

    • @tomdylan2074
      @tomdylan2074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      organ harvesting is good business.

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tomdylan2074 And drug bussiness too.

    • @EricToTheScionti
      @EricToTheScionti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Slinging that space dope.

    • @WhiskeyPatriot
      @WhiskeyPatriot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Going from naruto running Hash to selling organs in space

  • @Papa5murf1
    @Papa5murf1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Great review.This should be a major warning for any Developers in love with procedural generation. While it might be cool tech, as a game making tool it is extremely shallow. There is absolutely NO point in having a sandbox with 400 billion star systems, if every star system is practically the same!

    • @nisnast
      @nisnast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The ME3 ending conundrum but procedurally generated

    • @PowerofRock24
      @PowerofRock24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I disagree. Space games are probably THE BEST use of procedural generation, especially when done right. There are probably a lot of similar empty systems out there in the real galaxy, but in games like Elite, there can be narrative stuff and secrets hidden among those systems, such as generation ships, abandoned outposts, and other things.

    • @hachijospaniard5643
      @hachijospaniard5643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering that the current competition is making "galaxies" of very limited size, the creators of Elite chose this decision well.

    • @dipps1649
      @dipps1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd rather have 399 billion star systems all looking similar with rare outliers to the generations, than 10 unique, hand crafted systems. It is a much better experience to find your first game-breakingly fast neutron star compared to the others, and finding alien life on planetary rings near the center of the galaxy.
      The game is better for explorers, not hand holders.

    • @fosstera
      @fosstera 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dipps1649 found one such neutron star spinning terrifyingly fast as a red giant flew right into the path of the ejection
      Scariest fsd boost ever lol

  • @hp1221WTF
    @hp1221WTF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I knew Seth would become a merchant overlord in the future

    • @517342
      @517342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Until the Alpha Core went rogue

    • @KiatnissNZ
      @KiatnissNZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey hey people, corrupt corporate entity here

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2856

    "Excuse me boy, but you violated the NAP"
    Everyone's gangsta until the Libertarians start letting loose

    • @sylonogwailou
      @sylonogwailou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Where is that sound bite even from? I've been trying to track it down.

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      *Angry NAP noises*

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@sylonogwailou no idea. I'd say its maybe from a game, but honestly I'm surprised by how many people here even know what the NAP is.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @K Korona Amen brother.

    • @tyranids4ever
      @tyranids4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sylonogwailou EYE review towards the end.

  • @boomboom8075
    @boomboom8075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "this is U.S.S Thundercock we are requesting to dock"
    "permission granted to come inside me"
    Wait What?...

  • @MechanicWolf85
    @MechanicWolf85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "there is so much, nothing"
    So basically space

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but also all the players are in solo mode and even if they weren't each system makes a new shard for every 8 (I think it might be more or less) players in it.

    • @LoneWolf-vu6qy
      @LoneWolf-vu6qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@czarkusa2018 I wouldn't say all. I have a group that plays mainly in open. Tho I stay in open ATM, cause I'm like 30k Ly from Sol. So I don't see a point in being in open.

    • @a_lethe_ion
      @a_lethe_ion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ye.
      its my zen game

    • @BitterCynical
      @BitterCynical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Enter any space station. A whole lot of nothing.
      Visit any garden planet. A whole lot of nothing (can't even land on them).
      There's nothing because players don't get to meaningfully interact with the game world, not because muh SPACE.

    • @Nephermoore
      @Nephermoore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Space that could have a lot more to it ;P

  • @Kebabje96
    @Kebabje96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    7:43 Man I thought these were real ads. Well played mandy, well played.

    • @inqntrol2047
      @inqntrol2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They certainly look more interesting than the usual ads we get.

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      0:42 Here too.

    • @katanatsunami
      @katanatsunami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "This XCOM rookie is hitting all his fucking shots, and basically you're a fucking idiot..."
      "HOW?"
      "JUST WATCH THE FREE VIDEO"

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Xcom one got me good xD

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol the one on the left bottom is his hentai pic

  • @scottgrey3337
    @scottgrey3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    There's something so fitting about Mandalore being dead to rights, only for the aliens to go "eh" because he kept chucking their own stuff at them.

  • @99Cheops99
    @99Cheops99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Man I've sunk so many hours into Elite.. and while I'll always have enjoyed my time with it the adage "wide as an ocean but as deep as a puddle" has never felt so apt.

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      200 hours here, if the multiplayer aspects were real it'd be a nice game.

    • @moistjohn
      @moistjohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hutton orbital starts a big deep story arc, go to that station for a free anaconda and the real story missions

    • @greenthunder1000
      @greenthunder1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MoistJohn don’t listen to him, it’s not free. You have to trade a type 7 and the anaconda is bare bones

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I truly couldn’t care less for the lack of a story and any true depth, that feeling of exploring and slowly growing into something far stronger than anything else in the galaxy is my favorite thing ever, and it’s easily my favorite game for its gameplay because of those aspects being perfected. Of course, a couple updates couldn’t hurt...

    • @colboy1fish
      @colboy1fish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greenthunder1000 Nevermind it takes easily an hour and a half to get there.

  • @lorddeer8631
    @lorddeer8631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    As a Brit, I can testify that we do love a good queue.

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What exactly defines a good queue?

    • @wolfedya1
      @wolfedya1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@StrikeWarlock An orderly one

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfedya1 sounds boring

    • @Ignozi
      @Ignozi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Anne Isopod Disorderly queues are basically the sign of the apocalypse.

    • @wolfedya1
      @wolfedya1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ignozi It's worse than cats and dogs living together

  • @pristinep33n
    @pristinep33n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    18:05 "Pan-galactic gargle blasting", shit like this is why i turn captions on

  • @xostler
    @xostler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Yeah whoever is the sound designer needs a freaking raise because it is so freaking amazing

  • @Sticer95
    @Sticer95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    10:09 Sseth Here
    Permission granted, To come inside me.

    • @kentardi
      @kentardi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Was just about to comment it myself haha! Awesome edit by Mandalore

    • @MadAtreides1
      @MadAtreides1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I can't unhear that

    • @williamverhagen5210
      @williamverhagen5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Why would he need to aks permission to himself though?

    • @papac1706
      @papac1706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Classic Seth

    • @balintnemes6774
      @balintnemes6774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      hey hey

  • @kablewsh472
    @kablewsh472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I know that they're adding carriers in the near future, and that could be a start of something great." And of course they turned out to be a big timesink with barely any reason to own. Because with Fdev you have to always hope into one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

  • @absolutelydegenerate1900
    @absolutelydegenerate1900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    That part with the aliens made me feel like I was in subnautica again. The dark of the hidden world deep deep beneath the game. The ghost Levis scare the shit out of me still. I’ve lost power with a Cyclopes in the place of the ‘tree of life’ thing

  • @XFeavienX
    @XFeavienX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

  • @LordThanatosOfHades
    @LordThanatosOfHades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have been struggling to put exactly this into place in my own mind for so long. I got really into the game for a time, joined a faction (There are communities for each - I joined Sirius, nd that seemed promising) and did a ton of exploration. Joined in on Distant Worlds 2. But quickly burned out on the return journey. I think it might have been exploring itself that hammered home just how procedural, painfully procedural the galaxy is. Even the center of the galaxy was underwhelming. The thing that broke it for me though, was visiting Colonia, the furthest colony from the bubble. It should be interesting, with factions and missions reflecting the lack of control by powers from the bubble, but instead, this pinnacle of human achievement was nothing but the same stars I had seen thousands of times, with the same stations, factions that were as bland and empty, and even the player community around Colonia seemed directionless (But not for lack of effort, to give them credit.
    I was excited by the carriers, but once they came out, they honestly seem like more maintenance and busywork than anything meaningful right now. The announcement of the next piece of content expanding on planets is promising, but honestly I won't get my hopes up. Great video, really summed up my experience, really.

  • @Thiefwriter
    @Thiefwriter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "melty blood tournament"
    Mandalore, you're even more cultured than I thought!

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't know, he clearly wasn't in a bathroom when he said that.

    • @spade4acer
      @spade4acer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@krodmandoon3479 POVERTY

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gave me a jolt. Very unexpected. I do remember the "tournament" which took place on the street, in some random neighbourhood, with a CRT TV and some plastic chairs. The crowd includes the participants and one or two curious teen. The experience of those things to me were very ethereal, like a long, vivid dream, yet I was unable to recall the details.

  • @Aboveup
    @Aboveup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "After many years of playing it on and off and not knowing what to make of it."
    Ah, so I'm not the only one then. Minus the years and years.

  • @jjss4280
    @jjss4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    From watching this video alone it seems that there is great potential for a ‘war’ of sorts that could, in theory, involve the entire player base individually contributing through different means(as each would choose) to the war effort. Seeing as there is a potentially hostile species that may or may not decide to kill everything else. This game does really intrigue me, I do love to explore!

    • @nickfinch8182
      @nickfinch8182 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boy do I have news for you. Humanity done fucked around and pissed off the aliens in July-August, and we’re currently in the “finding out” phase. Systems are under alien control and every part of the game can be used to help clear systems of their influence. The Anti-Xeno Initiative (AXI) has more info if you’re interested.

    • @trevelyandovah8479
      @trevelyandovah8479 ปีที่แล้ว

      I delivered mail for the namlvy and now I'm a rear admiral

  • @lyra1255
    @lyra1255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I remember being so engrossed by this game when it first came out excited to get to the point where I could get involved in pvp and involved in serious trading and exploration and setting up bases in systems I had explored... only to find out that the developers actively discourage and design around player interaction and any level of real depth.
    Elite looks so pretty and feels at first like it has an ocean of content... until you realize it's as deep as a puddle and all you're going to see out there is more waves, water, and maybe the occasional island. Never have I been more let down by a game with so much potential.

    • @0ptimal
      @0ptimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn. Was really interested in this, but looks like it's not what I was hoping for. Thanks 4 the review.

    • @seeibe
      @seeibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Luckily I couldn't play it when it came out. Picked it up several years later and had some fun with it. I think the most enjoyment I got out of it was learning how to dock.

    • @DRUMnBLESSed
      @DRUMnBLESSed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seeibe Docking Comment Upvoted

  • @HarcMad
    @HarcMad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    The last time I was this early Elite wasn't Dangerous.

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A good one!

    • @kektuss
      @kektuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orlando Rotundo I own the cassette copy for C64

    • @Malikyte13
      @Malikyte13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Evilmike42 Since when? Because I bought E:D and Horizons on Steam ages ago and received no such thing.

  • @colinwhite6879
    @colinwhite6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    This game with a VR headset and throttle/joystick is a religious experience

    • @JayRacer
      @JayRacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The apex of gaming experiences.

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m about to buy a PC so I can finally satisfy my space exploration needs and this is the comment I’ve been looking for

    • @OkuriLucy
      @OkuriLucy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@contrapasso1539 unfortunately I have yet to acquire a PC

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tylerschoen5643 oof. Well it ain't happening soon. The silicon shortages are keeping on coming

  • @Postdott
    @Postdott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    7:44 hey mandalore, what's up with that ad?
    you naughty, naughty boy ..

    • @Space_Reptile
      @Space_Reptile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      blame sseth

    • @BBukeeB
      @BBukeeB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm more fond of the personal appeal of the founder of VersaLife: Bob Page

    • @smithno-mates2341
      @smithno-mates2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll bite, what's the sauce?

    • @Space_Reptile
      @Space_Reptile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@smithno-mates2341 [very nsfw] twitter.com/yinyue_art/status/1199885734309744640

    • @sofija1996
      @sofija1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@smithno-mates2341 A very, VERY NSFW artwork commisioned by SsethTzeench. Be careful looking it up.

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Four years later, and that Star Citizen joke still hasn't aged a day.

    • @generalbennet1554
      @generalbennet1554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know I’m late to reply but Mandy’s video on star citizen is 7 years old and that video STILL HOLDS TRUE so yeh star citizen is such a joke.

    • @Samsonfs
      @Samsonfs 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Still true lol

  • @WickedScott
    @WickedScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I sunk almost 2000 hours into Elite and my life hasn't improved at all. I'm sure I had a wife when I started.

    • @gestaltengine6369
      @gestaltengine6369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      F

    • @David-ys4ud
      @David-ys4ud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well if you dont have a wife anymore.... I'd say your life improved

    • @Deliverygirl
      @Deliverygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FINALLY NO MORE NAGGING WIFE, TIME TO TRADE IMPERIAL SLAVES WOHOOO

  • @tomaszkietyka2325
    @tomaszkietyka2325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    For me, this just feels like "Grinding: The game" As in, you gain money, for the sake of buying stuff that will allow you to gather money better and faster, it feels like there is no goal, it feels like I'm grinding up to fight the final boss but there is no final boss.

    • @JD96893
      @JD96893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Couldn't put it better

    • @nigelwarner8398
      @nigelwarner8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That seems to be the way a lot of open world games are lately. They make a really impressive world but they forget to put a story in it.

    • @mikeyforester6221
      @mikeyforester6221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's why I couldn't play more than 20 hours its all about credits to buy a bigger ship to earn more credits, gets boring fast. visually a brilliant game but it just feels empty off things to do.

    • @Bob3D2000
      @Bob3D2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The other big problem with that is that the universe doesn't care what you do. At least if you're in a corp in Eve you're grinding to support a cause.

    • @Loetmichel
      @Loetmichel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Thats because there IS no final boss. This game is a trade simulation with attached combat and exploration. Always was since the beginning. The player is a small cog in a milky way sized machine, you are not meant to be "The hero that saves the universe".I blame fortnite and similar games for people not knowing what to do with an open world game like this any more.

  • @sanitallica
    @sanitallica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    9:21 - "This is USS Thundercock, we are requesting permission to dock"
    - "Permission granted to enter me!"

  • @InkubusGames
    @InkubusGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    It is sad when this game has immense potential yet all the positives of the game get old really quick.

    • @SEPK09
      @SEPK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lost cause it had so much potential but frontier failed big time.

    • @Jimothyjohns
      @Jimothyjohns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's more stuff coming soon supposedly

    • @JoseGonzalez-cy6rm
      @JoseGonzalez-cy6rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should I buy this game it’s looks fun

    • @shinski8114
      @shinski8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoseGonzalez-cy6rm yes

    • @JayRacer
      @JayRacer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprised the forum dads aren’t spamming your comment voicing your genuine opinion.

  • @EViLeleven
    @EViLeleven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I don't even care for some of the games you review, I'm just here because you make these videos so damn interesting and entertaining

    • @baykutTr
      @baykutTr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I watch him while eating breakfast

    • @alphads2000
      @alphads2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah Seth never dissapoints

  • @Draliseth
    @Draliseth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Whenever I played Elite, I think at least a third of every session was me trying to improve my control scheme.

  • @samharris7475
    @samharris7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    no one else is going to mention the voice acting of an African-warlord, no okay

    • @ollyhilt
      @ollyhilt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@RaTcHeT302 african warlord.

    • @bw6188
      @bw6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      *echoes of hey hey people*

    • @koolcid9710
      @koolcid9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RaTcHeT302 hey people

    • @jalomcurameng530
      @jalomcurameng530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@koolcid9710 SSETH here

    • @MichaelS-vy1ku
      @MichaelS-vy1ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      10:10

  • @Robert-jq8wr
    @Robert-jq8wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    10:10 That got me. Hearing Setth say that

  • @Northreyar7314
    @Northreyar7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ''Improve aim - Learn How!'' this is the shit I miss out on by listening to these videos like a podcast

  • @geemorgan3161
    @geemorgan3161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hi, I've just come across your channel and watched this review.
    All I can say is "this is how you review a game".
    Honestly, a big part of gaming in my opinion is the audio and you covered it which is very rare in a game review. Also the way you explain the issues and the way they could be improved is brilliant.
    I've not played Elite Dangerous but after your review I feel I need to, thanks.
    Effing brilliant.

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So his video is completely lacking in opinion and instead focuses on pointing out what the target audience is and what is required to be enjoyed in order for someone to enjoy this game?
      Otherwise no. Its not how a game should be reviewed.

    • @SmokeJam
      @SmokeJam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Wylie288 Obviously you haven't watched the video. It is full of his personal opinion which he based on facts everybody can find for themselves. As a review should consider positive and negative aspects he fullfilled every criteria a serious review should have. The nice part about this video is the point that he tries to stay as relevant as possible in his arguments, shows something of is personal experience but still doesn't force his opinion on you. A review is always subjective but should stay open for the viewer to build his own opinion. You clearly don't want a review, you want someone to tell you what to think and do.

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SmokeJam Personal opinion is IRRELEVANT to anyone but him.
      With 2 exceptions.
      1. If you are his clone.
      2. If you are some moronic sheep that has dedicated thier lives to sharing his same opinion.
      Opinion being based on facts means nothing. Its still going to be over subjective matters.
      A review, a true review, is never subjective but focuses on actually reviewing the game. Aka explaining what it is, identifying the audience, and going over the strengths and weaknesses it has for that audience.
      This doesn't stay open for anyone to build any opinions. He is in the video, feeding his right to you the sheep you are.

  • @jayem187
    @jayem187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is exactly how I play Elite Dangerous myself. My short review on Steam was something along this: It's like drugs. It's fun at times, but don't do it too often!

  • @dandanthesuitman6013
    @dandanthesuitman6013 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    4 years on and that joke is yet to age. If anything, it's just matured into an even more impressive joke.

  • @michaelbizzarro624
    @michaelbizzarro624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this game maybe more than I should. Probably because this is the closest I could get to actually exploring our galaxy. My favorite thing to do in the game is just explore, enjoy the sights, the sounds.... if they update it even more, with more player impact, i would absolutely cream. I discovered this game back when it first got released and have loved it ever since. I havent played for about 2 years now, however im going to jump back in and just enjoy the vast empty black.

  • @awhatnow9861
    @awhatnow9861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "there'll be some alien shooting games to make up for the lack of it here"
    Hoping he means Perimeter but that's a bit of a stretch

    • @ElDragoon
      @ElDragoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm hoping for Halo, reach comes to PC in 3 days

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looking at THE LIST, Aliens vs Predator Extinction seems most likely, maybe Chapter Master.

    • @awhatnow9861
      @awhatnow9861 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adenowirus yeah I saw it, that's why it's a stretch

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@awhatnow9861 Hopefully he will get to it at some point.

    • @awhatnow9861
      @awhatnow9861 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adenowirus hopefully

  • @longwing
    @longwing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "When you see the control menu is as long as a CVS receipt..."
    Aaaaand subbed.

  • @francesboy2
    @francesboy2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Permission granted to come inside me"

    • @nenjea648
      @nenjea648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you spelled that wrong. Idk, the "come" part just doesn't look right.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nenjea648 You know that the verb can be spelled either way, right?

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^u^

    • @narrowstone5363
      @narrowstone5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoriMori1992 idk man. "Comeblast me and make it snappy" looks less vulgar than "cumblast me and make it snappy"

  • @Ploskkky
    @Ploskkky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've played Elite for thousands of hours. It is the only spacesim I am interested in at the moment. Its presentation of the Galaxy is hypnotizing. Flying in supercruise through the rings of a gas giant is a dream come true.
    I am desperate for new content though. Development is slow. Their should be a release of a huge new DLC in 2020. I have no idea what it is about. Frontier is very secretive.
    One thing the game lacks at the moment is diversity of assets. It needs more variation in space stations for examle. The star systems in colonized space look too samey.

    • @shinski8114
      @shinski8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if it were more socialable it would have a bigger audience.

    • @Ploskkky
      @Ploskkky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Drendarthacus It is too skinny. I like space legs in principle, but this is poorly implemented I think, more like a FPS game from 15 years ago.
      I also think other things are much more important, like a 2nd look at core mechanics like scavenging, smuggling, bounty hunting, piracy.
      The game also desperately needs much more diversity, as in f.e. new station models based on faction and function.
      It also needs an npc crew mechanic with minimum crew mechanics for medium to big ships.
      The game also needs planetary mining and prospecting.
      etc. etc.

  • @SALordBaxter
    @SALordBaxter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    This game was honestly frustrating to me at its core and you've listed exactly why. The core gameplay is fun but there's no interesting context to _do_ anything beyond getting bigger and better starship to do better at the thing you're already doing. Procedurally generating infinite content is the same as having no content at all. And the long point of genuine interest, the Thargoids, really just petered on until all interest faded. It was the kind of content which should have picked up the playerbase and just kept sweeping them along with it, a constant evolving story that was integrated with the player's experience and not played out in textdumps on their site feed.
    Seeing the initial encounters and exploration of the Thargoids play out in various Elit communities was onna the most hype things I've ever seen, and in the end all that potential just petered out like an overly long fart.

    • @brmorde8754
      @brmorde8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly a tip i can give you is finding a player group, something to help give context, add to that learning the background lore of who is doing what.
      for example there is a princess in the empire who wants to outlaw slavery, every system she controls has it outlawed while the rest of the empire has it as legal. some go to that to try and end slavery by helping her.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thelongestchannelnameever Modeling the interior of two dozen 100 meter long ships in any appreciable detail is a ridiculous amount of work for no return whataoever.
      Space legs are superfluous, unless you also add boarding and infantry combat.
      Look at X, Space engineers or Empyrion.
      You CAN walk around on all the ships but why would you.

    • @JayRacer
      @JayRacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thelongestchannelnameever I think adding a more meaningful and organic economy and creating story/meta that promotes and enhances cooperation would do a lot more for the game than space legs.

    • @zergrush9748
      @zergrush9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JayRacer But devs don't know how to make living economics... They're making tycoons for like twenty years. They're not interested in something complex - only hype, microtransactions, paid dlc and time/money sinks.
      Interesting game with deep mechanics is an alien concept for frontiers today, IMO.

    • @JayRacer
      @JayRacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ineednochannelyoutube5384 I agree totally. I can care less about space legs. It’s a cool feature but adding more depth to existing content makes more sense and I’d imagine it would sell more copies of the game.

  • @eme-i3h
    @eme-i3h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The sound of a ship going into light speed will never ever get old and it’s my favourite sound in the game so far

  • @thatdudeinasuit5422
    @thatdudeinasuit5422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    From what I've played of it I think I'd love it if they introduced slightly larger ships up to small capital ships or bordering on capital ships for instance corvettes or frigates. I'd like to be able to have a ship where I can designate multiple targets from a weapons station and watch my guns go hog wild. I reckon it'd also be cool to use a ship like this for launching a shuttle for landing on asteroids and with the rover making the rover a bit larger and more powerful. Being able to be entirely on foot would also be good.

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even better, you get to have crew inside of it and the rewards for its usage are insanely lucrative. Defending stations, planets, VIPs all while you have half a dozen crew (player or ai) getting paid to control weapons and power plants as you pilot, making the size an actual drawback for once

  • @JohnDoe-nq4du
    @JohnDoe-nq4du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I wonder what year that joke will age in."
    By the time that game gets an actual release, it'll be an alternate-history game instead of futuristic sci-fi.

  • @v4skebjorn
    @v4skebjorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is such an accurate review, highlighting all the greatness as well as the shortcomings. Fdev really should take a cue from this. Great job!

  • @JamesLaserpimpWalsh
    @JamesLaserpimpWalsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I remember the Thargoids from the spectrum version back in the 1980s. You used to get sucked into their space which is like an alternate dimension where you would get attacked by seven or eight of the buggars. Suicide unless you had reached a high rating. I think Elite is another case of a progenitor that has been eclipsed by it's offspring. Thanks for the upload.

    • @Legomaster-nj4oo
      @Legomaster-nj4oo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JamesWalsh
      I Have almost the exact same problem with the Battle Star Galactica remake from a few years ago I mean look at what they did to the Cylon’s! They went from Being Cromed out killer robots with a cool sounding voice to being
      Cromed out terminator wannabes
      .In the original Show the Cylon’s were Created by an ancient race of lizards Called Cylon’s who died centuries before the show took place because of a plague
      In the remake they were created by humans more specifically a mad scientist and his assistant
      because their daughters got blown up in a train crash or something and they named their new invention the Cylon because
      Reasons. Anyway the Cylon’s
      Are Calling themselves the
      “Children of Humanity”
      And they have an
      Oedipus complex
      ya know because fan service

    • @JamesLaserpimpWalsh
      @JamesLaserpimpWalsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheBuragi Yeah that was it, it was a great game for the time though. The thing is that idea has been advanced and improved upon so that leaves an Elite remake a bit reduntant, unless they had really gone to town with new ideas which it seems they haven't really.

  • @cubablue602
    @cubablue602 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A Really REALLY mixed game. I was obsessed with it for quite a while and then suddenly all my enthusiasm just....evaporated. When the mystery of how everything works just disappears, common in gaming but this happening in Elite Dangerous hit very hard. I still venture in occasionally today and the recent Maelstrom Incursion into the Bubble certainly brought those old feelings back for a while. The VR experience is simply unmatched and provides one of the best gaming experiences of all time. On the other hand the horrific engineer GRIND elements are still alive and well and the money making system is flat broken. It's RIDICULOUSLY easy to progress from starter ship to end game craft.

  • @iron6672
    @iron6672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "Excuse me, boy, you violated the NAP!" - Stefan Molyneux in Space

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Also molymeme believes in crossing an imaginary line to be white genocide.
      What is consistency?

    • @benkai343434
      @benkai343434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ​@@JohnSmith-ox3gy I wonder if you apply the same logic about borders to Israel lol.

    • @morumcadi
      @morumcadi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you referring to?

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ah yes stefan molyneux.
      that special class of idiot which exclusively attracts idiots.

    • @Alloftheanwsers
      @Alloftheanwsers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@SorchaSublime Says the guy who likes contrapoints lmao

  • @LooneyJuice
    @LooneyJuice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man, I loved this game, but screw some of the design decisions with a passion, especially engineering. Ships initially felt pretty well-balanced and there were already compromises to be made between components. Add engineering and everything just got entirely wonky and messed up. Incredibly drawn-out fights, insanely unnecessary time sinks, and the list goes on. I don't know what the hell they were thinking. Who designs a portion of a game to make you go out into empty space for hours, looking for signals in the slim chance you get your rare material, and thought "yes, I like this, this definitely seems like an engaging experience"? I totally admit I have a love/hate relationship with the game. On one hand, every time I come back I'm like "yeah, no one else does presentation quite like elite does", and everything feels fresh and awesome for a while. And then after the luster wears off, all I see are the unconcealed inner workings of the game, and it puts me off again.
    Sometimes I love elite, in short bursts. Which is really ironic considering it requires almost _all_ of your time.

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Touched on an important point: It's also a Great Britain SIM, where the penalty for loitering is death. It's one of my favorite games despite the infernal nagging and fines, which are usually quite small.

  • @adamcarrol4583
    @adamcarrol4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I've never played a game with so much potential that meets so little of it.

    • @tektauron
      @tektauron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha! How so? I've played this game a couple of times but I haven't been able to get into it

    • @morgangonzales7638
      @morgangonzales7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Agreed, I've been waiting for this game to hit its stride for years. It's really sad how much potential has gone untapped. Like watching a genius kid flunk out of school

    • @Luisneospied
      @Luisneospied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Destiny

    • @cazikman
      @cazikman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever Played Star Citizen?

    • @tvgreent
      @tvgreent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@cazikman You mean tech demo of Star Citizen. That thing isnt even a game.

  • @matthewbrian6360
    @matthewbrian6360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    What's this? Mandalore reviewing a game that isn't OBSCURE and niche?
    Also that alien ship is terrifying holy shit!

    • @paranoidrodent
      @paranoidrodent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, the first time a Thargoid interceptor yanks you out of a witchspace jump, it's generally creepy as hell. They had a large offensive into human space in the early part of the year and mysteriously just stopped and then in summer, the humans expanded into a new area tied to them and they got peeved for a while. Since then, they've been rather quiet. I love the alien sites in the game (both creepy organic Thargoid and the (mostly) extinct super-science Guardians).
      The game's going through a bugfixing cycle while the main team develops the next paid expansion so new content is kind of thin right now. Carriers and a major expansion are due out next year. Honestly, I think the new expansion's features and quality will determine the future of the game (I'm hoping to see some ability to colonize and possible industrialize systems, letting the players drive expansion to some degree instead of it being scripted events - deeper exploration of the two alien storylines and a few of the other in-game mysteries would be good too). If they add more depth of gameplay and make the galaxy more interactive, it could stay healthy. Carriers are another wild card. They sound awesome but no one is quite sure what actual new gameplay they will add.
      They also need some means of balancing the risk-reward of playing in open mode better since it's become the haunt of so many griefers that a big chunk of the community sticks to private groups and solo play. Maybe a more responsive law enforcement system matching the system security rating (as in lethal force like Eve uses in high sec) instead of just incurring bounties.

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah the alien shipb design is lame.
      The sound however
      Unnerving.

  • @thetrashpope557
    @thetrashpope557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    17:44 god damn the sound design in this game is so good

  • @Jimbo55151
    @Jimbo55151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mandalore’s bannerlord came out before actual Bannerlord which is also coming out and honestly I’m just happy

  • @smiter57
    @smiter57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    Shouldn't you be playing Raid: Shadow Legends right now Mandalore?

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      It's vErY uNdErAtEd

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Please keep your heresy to yourself.

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      600 milLiOn dOWnLoaD

    • @diptyapinakaherringcandrad2930
      @diptyapinakaherringcandrad2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Herro, Im Mike Mirrar

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      I’d personally play while listening to audio books from audible. While working on website using SquareSpace. And afterwards learn aome sick strats on SkillShare.
      Don’t forget to protect your account from those dastardly hackers by using -nordvpn- Express-vpn. Or to use Honey. to get you some sweet discounts on those delish microtransacts
      And after spending SOOO long on RAID: Shadow Legends. I start to forget to care for my body, That’s when I pull out my Dollar Shave Club. and cook up those perfectly portioned dinners from Blue Appron.

  • @anthonyhough5365
    @anthonyhough5365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    watching this in march of 2022, the star citizen jokes continues to age pretty well

  • @philstory2556
    @philstory2556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Seein you make more than I have in literal weeks of cargo hauling in a single mining run made me nearly choke

    • @MapleLeafAce
      @MapleLeafAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry they nerfed mining payouts into the ground.

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MapleLeafAce ~~laughts in Tripple diamond hotspots~~

    • @Legoldos
      @Legoldos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MapleLeafAce i play game for a month, did 10-15 asteroid core mining rounds and made over 400 million (got 150 million on account), got mamba, anaconda, asp explorer all decently equipped
      mining is so profitable i dont do anything except pirate hunting which i do for fun not for profit
      last mining trip i made 90 million alone because i just looked where to sell musgravite for 1 million adn rest of stuff for 500k....

  • @XBullitt16X
    @XBullitt16X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    As a British person, I appreciate the joke about English people and queues xD.

    • @crouchingotter
      @crouchingotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wait patiently behind you to give my appreciation in the same polite manner.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crouchingotter And just after that I will be off my merry way to enslave an entire continent, just like every tuesday

    • @billbyfield5985
      @billbyfield5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. We love waiting around for things. That's why No Mans Sky, Star Citizen AND Elite are ALL made by British game developers :p

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no problem with British video games. Too bad they all seem to get closed after one bad game. 😢 RIP Lionhead. Btw, when is Codemasters going to release another Overlord game?!

    • @billbyfield5985
      @billbyfield5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dark_Mishra that does seem to happen more frequently here (RIP some of my favourite games), but theres stories of hope too. Rare (Sea of Thieves) and Creative Assembly (Total War/Alien Isolation) are two examples.... Two of my favourite games!

  • @EurocorpFx
    @EurocorpFx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man, this must be a collective thought. I've got VR and a HOTAS flight stick and it's awesome to play. But I can't motivate myself to continue playing. It's a pain in the arse

  • @TheTryagi
    @TheTryagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Ahh I see Seth has uploaded. Welcome merchants guild

    • @Brotrooper
      @Brotrooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comstar: Space AT&T in a recent streaming video by Sseth(on BItChute), we got to see people from Raid: Shadow Legends emailed Mandalore. I think its safe to say they’re the same person.

    • @TheMrNomadus
      @TheMrNomadus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Comstar: Space AT&T It is a running joke that they are same people.

    • @TheMrNomadus
      @TheMrNomadus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comstar: Space AT&T l was on Sseth’s livestream where he played an audio of him speaking to Mandalore on Skype. I don’t think that they would do that if they were living together. Also I’m pretty sure that Sseth lives in UK or Europe. I think they both come from the same videogame community something like SS13 or so.

  • @andrew-vo9hi
    @andrew-vo9hi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The problem with this game is that when you 'land' on a planet you still feel like you are 8 miles high

    • @vladasss
      @vladasss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lot's of problems with scale in this game. Even stars looks like oranges to me.

    • @borgkingerei6993
      @borgkingerei6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      TBH those ships are huge, but you don't really feel that outside of VR

    • @kpbendeguz
      @kpbendeguz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Play it in VR then you'll really feel the scale properly.

    • @MapleLeafAce
      @MapleLeafAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@vladasss it's a problem on space. There's no frame of reference in the empty vacuum of space. Hard to imply scale in space.

    • @JayRacer
      @JayRacer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kpbendeguz you aren’t kidding. VR in this game may be the best VR Experience in gaming.

  • @chalor182
    @chalor182 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Its been 3 years the star citizen joke still hasnt aged.

    • @dallesamllhals9161
      @dallesamllhals9161 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heh! ..been 11 years since I wasted $100 bucks.

  • @toaster2992
    @toaster2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    7:44, bottom left... I recognize this from somewhere.... oh god...

    • @Pvsn08
      @Pvsn08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ellis H It’s all Sseth’s fault

    • @mustafao09008
      @mustafao09008 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pvsn08 what is it?

    • @Pvsn08
      @Pvsn08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mustafa Naeem Sseth commissioned a porn artist to make an r34 image of Mandy fucking a futa elf, you can see part of it in the bottom left corner during the timestamp of the og comment

  • @staysharp_productions
    @staysharp_productions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "As long as a CVS receipt" nice one. LOL

    • @UnauthorizedExpression
      @UnauthorizedExpression 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL I thought that too. Every time I go to CVS I'm offended by the 6 foot receipt.

  • @Lemonidas_of_Sourta
    @Lemonidas_of_Sourta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man, I'm getting this game just for those sound effects on losing your canopy.

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's supposed to be one of the worst things that can happen but I get genuinely excited when it does, just because it's so cool. Your HUD elements stop working across the canopy hole but still work on the broken shards, so it becomes a really tense minigame of trying to corner-of-your-eye your way to a space station before you suffocate.

  • @connorknobel4406
    @connorknobel4406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Everybody gangsta til' the ceiling fan growls at you.

  • @notfred9098
    @notfred9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "The game sounds better than it looks"
    Doesn't include capital ship jumps
    😤

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably meant that there is not much to do aside from farming and comon quest

    • @krpajda
      @krpajda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unless you enjoy farming czs for some reason those are incredibly rare to experience. I saw cap ships a bunch but only ever heard them jump in once.

  • @harrywiggins9553
    @harrywiggins9553 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "So much potential" and "YOU are the background" are unfortunately two phrases i still very much recognise

  • @Malikyte13
    @Malikyte13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    >Vigilante 8: Second Offense theme song as the intro
    Ah, I see you are a man of class as well.

    • @edukee
      @edukee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ah man thank you! I randomly landed on this video, and when I heard the song I knew it was a game on ps1 and I played it a lot when I was a kid, but that's all I could remember, if I didn't see this comment my brain would've been occupied for years tracing its origin!

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edukee doesn't Mandalore include the titles of all the tracks used in his videos at the end, since two or more years ago?

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One thing that amuses me is that now that I can afford the game's monetization scheme, I no longer have time to play it.
    There's plenty of stuff to do, but only 10% of it is actually profitable stuff.

    • @trippybruh1592
      @trippybruh1592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Played Elite in and off for 4 years. Wasn’t till they updated the mining I started making hundreds of millions of credits, spent it on my dream ships fully outfitted and haven’t picked it up since.

    • @paranoidrodent
      @paranoidrodent 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The mining changes created a glut of income although it does seem that this may partly have been in order to make carrier pricing scale into credible levels. The easy cash from mining is a bit of a double edged sword since you can get wealthy to the point that you can afford whatever ship you want easily enough (which removes credits as a motivator) but it means an occasional brief mining stint can bankroll whatever you do feel like doing without really worrying about whether it's profitable or not (your taste in fun can dictate most of your gameplay time). Besides, credits aren't really the major grind in building a top notch ship now (even a fully kitted Imperial Cutter is a few evenings of mining). Engineering materials are the real rare currency these days and it's pretty easy to gather various sorts of those doing different sorts of activities (like salvaging ships you trash, investigating signal sources, landing on planets, even from the old school laser mining). It's optimizing and tweaking your builds that takes effort. Well, that and a lot of players are socking away cash expecting carriers to cost billions.
      Oh, and they're testing a rebalancing of mining on the current beta server. It kind of looks like they're looking at doing a rebalancing pass on income in the coming months.

    • @acheron16
      @acheron16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paranoidrodent Income rebalance usually means an income nerf.
      I was there when Robigo was all the rage.
      Then void opals.
      Now it's mining.
      Meanwhile, the actually dangerous missions such as assassination and pirate hunting have a paltry pay for how risky they are.

    • @paranoidrodent
      @paranoidrodent 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acheron16 Part of the community requests was to see more of a reward for risky missions. I was including that possibility as a (hopeful) future component in rebalancing. Assassination missions pay pretty poorly, I agree, especially the non-pirates who require more hunting down. The harder combat oriented planetary missions have mediocre rewards for the time investment too. I would include attacks on megaships in the list too. The sheer kill counts on massacre missions gets absurd for the reward.

    • @Malikyte13
      @Malikyte13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paranoidrodent Let's be honest, pretty much everything except the audiovisual design is mediocre in E:D. It's a beautiful game that looks and sounds amazing, there's just no real depth to it. Assassination/bounty-hunting is basically "Go here, kill this person." Courier missions are "Go here with this item." Mapping planets is just "scan it as you're flying by on your way to the next one." As so many others have said, the ocean of E:D is vast, but only about as deep as a puddle.

  • @JohnSmith-451
    @JohnSmith-451 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Star Citizen jokes will still be fresh when humans have colonized the moons of Neptune.

  • @jhanschoo
    @jhanschoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    E:D sounds like it's development is progressing on just like SC, except that it released early (which helps funding) and with an insane grind (which gives players something persistent to do while it slowly develops into a proper game)

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Johannes Choo yup and unlike Star Citizen development for Elite is inconsequential, slow and the devs are antisocial hermits

    • @jhanschoo
      @jhanschoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@a.g.m8790 My Elite experience agrees with your comment. But keep in mind that SC in a sense needs to engage with their community in a way ED doesn't. I'm not sure I'd actually prefer SC's developers until they ship SC and without excessively overrunning their budget. Chris Roberts' last game Freelancer also had development problems where the game was too ambitious to be built on their budget and the scope had to be massively pared down to be shipped, and by that time was over-budget.

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jhanschoo SC's situation scares me now in that they're clearly a procrastinatey, heel-kicking developer with limited human resources and internal organisation, but they've accidentally wandered into a situation where there IS no budget. They have essentially unlimited funds now, and therefore no time or money constraints. I hope the game gets finished but as someone who procrastinates work and deadlines myself, I worry it'll just unravel into the future and never get done.

  • @ZhengIsRight
    @ZhengIsRight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:20
    Yeah, in the old Elite titles, the Thargoids could pull you out of hyperspace for a little space raid without warning and even if you fought them off, you might end up stranded.
    Nice for the callback!

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I noticed you gushed about the sound design without spoiling the surprise when they use their Discovery Scanner. 🤩

  • @BelayOurFantasy
    @BelayOurFantasy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    16:30 See me in Melty Mandalore

    • @armorparade
      @armorparade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i think thats a c-nanaya mirror on the screen. the future really is bleak.
      edit: oh it's h-nanaya vs c-ciel
      i'm still disgusted

    • @BelayOurFantasy
      @BelayOurFantasy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      H-ries boiis in dat house

  • @TheLinkandmarioshow
    @TheLinkandmarioshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ED is a great sit down with friends, watch something together and just chill. It's the ultimate relax and vibe game, which is good enough for me until they flesh it out more.

  • @morallyconflictedtortoise6494
    @morallyconflictedtortoise6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    17:28 yeah... normal, uneventful elite dangerous jumps fill me with anxiety and dread. I legit think I'd alt+f4 the game if that happened to me and uninstall the game.
    maybe I'm not cut out to be a space pilot

  • @themk4982
    @themk4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:31
    Roving bands of AnCaps used to ingest the game apparently.

    • @Nersius
      @Nersius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In space no one can confiscate your child wives.

  • @bastiangoette894
    @bastiangoette894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can't wait for a review on the "Space Legs" update. Though I only heard it from a friend so I don't know a lot.

    • @borgkingerei6993
      @borgkingerei6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Space legs (or Elite Feet) is a running gag in the community. They were promised some time ago but there's been no update on that ever since

    • @FinALIEN93
      @FinALIEN93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@borgkingerei6993 except few subtle hints and design choices, not to mention data leaks.

    • @SoftPicturesGFX
      @SoftPicturesGFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@borgkingerei6993 feet time

  • @n4el0rd_
    @n4el0rd_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Using Vigilante 2nd Offense OST as background music is beautiful. Thanks for the review!

  • @socialistfuzzy1370
    @socialistfuzzy1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, I've been playing this game since 2015, and I'm on the same level. There is so much more Fdev can get outta this game. The parts that do mesh are some of the best space sim moments out there, but they always happen after 40 minutes of faffing about in sheer boredom.