Hey Sam I maxed out a card like 5 years ago but kept forgetting to pay it. I never recorded anything in fact I barely played at all! Can I have my money back?
@@rockstar-technologythe amount of joy I get from these is immense. I can honestly say my life would be diminished if these songs weren't here to remind me my life isn't theirs
Same damn boat. Almost 20 years of ideas and reworks and stuff all clogging up GarageBand. Hell half of them are on version 3 because the newest version of the software can’t open them. These videos are very weirdly inspiring, like it’s actually impossible to be anywhere near as bad as anyone in a catatonic youth video
It seriously fascinates me how many of the people are preoccupied with making music videos rather than just trying to make the music itself. Kinda speaks to what motivates them i feel.
I wanna look bad ass...hm music videos make everyone look awesome...but I can't sing...eh, I'll just screech and growl and try to puke. That works. I look amazinggggg.
@@sunnyandthechlo It’s as if they’re preoccupied with image and being famous rather than any kind of artistry. For indie acts I follow that have music videos, its never something high budget- they just try to make something that matches their aesthetic and is manageable to produce.
@TrueSeed-ft1jn nah, there are still places you can buy land for cheap. By cheap I mean like 1-5k an acre. Definitely out in the middle of nowhere but it is there.
I LITERALLY do not understand how someone could be that clueless….i just? I hopped on a mic once when i was really young and tried to bust out some songs and could instantly tell from people’s faces that I had not adequately recorded myself and listened back and practiced my tone well enough. One god damn time! Just a kid singing in his car and room. Once I did record I realized what I was doing wrong and worked on it. These fools literally recorded the most absurdly amateurish thing you’ve ever heard, and were like “yep, sounds good!” How!?? How does that sound ok? What is happening?
5:54 someone posted this song on 4chan like 15 years ago and I haven't been able to find it since that day. It's been haunting me, I thought I hallucinated it. I'm so glad I have closure, I can finally kill myself in peace.
Here's a list of some (not all) of the songs I could find that were used in this compilation. 0:00 - 0:11 Etienne Sin - Remember 0:37 - 0:57 / 2:36 - 2:40 Method Blank - Eddie's Home 0:58 - 1:12 Pterodactyl King - Bandz A Make Her Dance 1:32 - 1:49 Schuyler Neal - Rome Wasn't Rebuilt On Empty Stomachs And No Sleep 2:26 - 2:30 Tomorrows Dream - Beated To The Ground 2:31 - 2:35 Stone Gate Band - The Light Shines On 3:00 - 3:05 ART OF WOR - Blood Will Have Blood 3:06 - 3:10 Van Canto - Wishmaster 3:11 - 3:21 Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend - Problem 4:21 - 4:29 Etienne Sin - Damn Girl You Bout It 4:30 - 4:35 Teen Hearts - Hands In The Air 4:36 - 4:44 Four Minute Death Ride - Darkness Brings Silence 4:56 - 5:02 Waking Up To Reality - In This Life (feat. Etienne Sin) 5:24 - 5:28 The Order of Elijah - New Line of Defense This kind of goes without saying, but please DON'T harass any of these artists listed. I just wanted to post this for the sake of convenience.
Super nice! I was looking for some of these lol, theyre hilarious heres a few to add to the list as well: 0:11 - 0:28 Crimescene - Outcasts 1:13 - 1:27 Maelstrom Vale - Doomed Traveler 1:27 - 1:32 Drown My Day - Got Some Guts? 1:49 - 1:59 Motown Rage - Can't Take 1:59 - 2:04 Decipher Life - Seen the Cry 2:18 - 2:25 The Get Down Kids - I'm More Metal Than You! 2:42 - 2:57 Seanny Whiplash - I Love You But I Don't Miss You (mentioned in another comment, though seems it was AudioSwapped) 2:57 - 3:00 Facecast - Wifebeater 5:29 - 5:37, 6:40 - 6:43 Cunthunt 777 - Ventil 5:58 - 6:10 Iudicia - Apocalypse in D 6:26 - 6:29 Hunt the Dinosaur - Baked
God glad I'm not alone in that. I wasn't even practiced as a listener back then, especially knowing what actual good metal might have sounded like, but I knew something was deeply off and basically shit about this music. 15-20 years later, now being well-listened, it still sounds shit lol.
It's the foreskin hat that puts this one over the top. The Layne Staley rip off finale at 6:30 with the Hemsworth-lite singer over emoting is gold. His mouth looks like a hungry anus.
Good God. It's like the Hollister House band, trying to show every style they've mastered on one song. That Staley/Cornell wailing attempt is incredible, but the lead singer just can't help but ham it up
I've watched some risque stuff at work but nothing makes me feel as self conscious/embarrassed/looking over my shoulder with the volume low quite like anything presented to us by CY.
4:04 I appreciate the Incubus wicky-wicky DJ scratch sounds going on there. Takes me right back to hanging out at the mall in 2002 and looking at the Invader Zim shirts at Hot Topic.
All I can say is thank you to the person that put this compilation together thank you for affirming that there is music being made. That truly is bad not kind of bad truly. Not kind of bad but truly bad.
4:30 This song seemed so familiar, and then I remembered it was used in the outro for one of MDE's New York hipster street interview videos. Sam Hyde sure knows how to pick 'em.
Teen Hearts - "Hands in the Air" i always thought it was a joke song made for the MDE video but its a real band. it's a little off for the hipster theme - the target audience is mall emo kids in the late 00s (creepy considering the singer was in his 30s too), but still somehow fits well with the video. it was a well circulated and clowned on video when it first was around (2008?)
Goodness gracious i haven’t seen that “shut the fuck up you don’t even know me!” video in at least 15 years. From the deepest recesses of my memory. Wish it stayed there! Thanks CY!
The internet broke my brain a decade ago. I am filled with awe, terror and delight when I see this stuff. Is it 'cringe,' or is it the sublime face of eternity?
We convinced these musicians to max out their credit cards, but at what cost?
So… you're just gonna waltz in and act like everything is hunky dory at my local Sam Ash? 🙁
Legendary
Viva Sam Ash!
Hey Sam I maxed out a card like 5 years ago but kept forgetting to pay it. I never recorded anything in fact I barely played at all! Can I have my money back?
Love you guys! Please don't go bankrupt!!! 🙏🙏🙏
"Support your local scene"
The local scene:
No
I love in Los Angeles, California and this is accurate.
I hope you philistines aren't actually complaining about having catatonicyouths tier entertainment on hand live whenever needed
I did, at Peaches Records, in the U district, 1990 - the band’s name was Mother Love Bone.
@@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdiedoof, there's a name no one needs to drop again.
THERE WILL BE NOTHING BUT PAIN FOR YOU MY DARLING
THERE'LL BE NO LOOOOOOOOOVE
Is this the IRS??
DADDY'S HOME
this doozy rocked me
the bassist’s sweatpants and wifebeater combo sent me
Who is the true culprit here?
Confidence.
Main character syndrome. All musicians have it
The culprits here are Linkin park, slipknot, blood on the dance floor and metal core in general
@MeatCatCheesyBlaster not all of us. Some of us never leave the studio.
Yup, no one’s going to catch me creating new stuff
Very well and respectfully said
I like it when a band are so bad, they almost stumble on to a new sub-genre.
Tard-core
death to true metal, I only listen to this shit (sunglasses emoji, devil emoji, eggplant)
The rich guys with the opera vocals and the death growls were onto something for sure hahaha.
Cringe core
sub-par core
Me: “should I even release this? What if no one cares? What if it isn’t good enough?”
These fucking people:
Release it bro. I care.
Wait isn’t the lesson here that maybe you actually shouldn’t release it
@@rockstar-technology this is thread is very relevant.
@@rockstar-technologythe amount of joy I get from these is immense. I can honestly say my life would be diminished if these songs weren't here to remind me my life isn't theirs
Same damn boat. Almost 20 years of ideas and reworks and stuff all clogging up GarageBand. Hell half of them are on version 3 because the newest version of the software can’t open them.
These videos are very weirdly inspiring, like it’s actually impossible to be anywhere near as bad as anyone in a catatonic youth video
I think I was in all of these bands in high school. I’m legally not allowed to own or operate a guitar or microphone in 48 states.
what are the two unlucky ones?
@@dogsavethequeen7689 Alaska and Hawaii but only because they know I can't walk that far.
@@EVILJAMARR 🤣🤣🤣
It seriously fascinates me how many of the people are preoccupied with making music videos rather than just trying to make the music itself. Kinda speaks to what motivates them i feel.
I wanna look bad ass...hm music videos make everyone look awesome...but I can't sing...eh, I'll just screech and growl and try to puke. That works. I look amazinggggg.
@@sunnyandthechlo It’s as if they’re preoccupied with image and being famous rather than any kind of artistry. For indie acts I follow that have music videos, its never something high budget- they just try to make something that matches their aesthetic and is manageable to produce.
While also being really funny bad music videos lol.
@@ivyoh6078 You nailed the main problem with so many of these guys, holy shit.
Nailed it
05:03 The moshing skeletons are somehow the least ridiculous thing in this video.
danforth - predator
I’d argue it’s even the coolest thing in the video
they go pretty hard ngl
@@pludedriteken thank you this is actually pretty good in a euro kind of way
Agreed
"Do you know what it feels like to be sad and ļõňëľŷ?"
Ī dõ
Thats just what Volbeat sounds like, unironically, in all of their songs
does anyone know how can i find this one?
@@bunsu5502 there's a top comment that lists most songs and the answers can also be helpful
If catatonic youths were a bar, Etienne Sin would have his own stool and caricature picture on the wall.
Was wondering how long before Etienne Sin would pop up and I was not disappointed
@@bestwesterner Dotmig would be his runner up. They would both have drinks named after them, of course.
I remember seeing his screaming tutorials in middle school. Tried to see what his channel looks like now and it’s gone lmao.
Etienne Sin is kinda cool.....the music sucks but his voice is super unique
@@oostenmusicyeah, if his music was better he could have been hella popular
Maybe making music production accessible was a mistake
Maybe?
No, this is great!
I blame pawn shops and garageband
Are they related to SonicYouth??
Democratization is the engine that drives Sturgeon's Law
1:59 - pretty sure I should be getting royalties on this one. I've been singing this song for years.
5:58 if it was still 2001 this band would have a debut out on Roadrunner Records and be on tour with Saliva.
it actually sounds nice
@@hardlapa5656 The young girl singing actually does have a nice voice and good pitch control.
I, honestly, can’t see this being signed to a label like that in 2001…
It's either this or working in daddy's corn field for so many of these dudes.
daddy's corn fields is surely a euphemism
Gibson + Marshall- Can't fail
Daddy's cornhole
@TrueSeed-ft1jn nah, there are still places you can buy land for cheap. By cheap I mean like 1-5k an acre. Definitely out in the middle of nowhere but it is there.
@TrueSeed-ft1jn ulllllright
3:47 made me crack up so hard. Sounds like a beginner practicing scales lol
That’s putting it nicely XD
I LITERALLY do not understand how someone could be that clueless….i just? I hopped on a mic once when i was really young and tried to bust out some songs and could instantly tell from people’s faces that I had not adequately recorded myself and listened back and practiced my tone well enough. One god damn time! Just a kid singing in his car and room. Once I did record I realized what I was doing wrong and worked on it. These fools literally recorded the most absurdly amateurish thing you’ve ever heard, and were like “yep, sounds good!” How!?? How does that sound ok? What is happening?
5:54 someone posted this song on 4chan like 15 years ago and I haven't been able to find it since that day. It's been haunting me, I thought I hallucinated it. I'm so glad I have closure, I can finally kill myself in peace.
This is a heartwarming comment, in a weird way
im glad its here among these legends of rock.
Finally free to become an hero
The nostalgia is strong here
it's "ride with my hittaz" by rhythmic3 if you're still wondering
Here's a list of some (not all) of the songs I could find that were used in this compilation.
0:00 - 0:11 Etienne Sin - Remember
0:37 - 0:57 / 2:36 - 2:40 Method Blank - Eddie's Home
0:58 - 1:12 Pterodactyl King - Bandz A Make Her Dance
1:32 - 1:49 Schuyler Neal - Rome Wasn't Rebuilt On Empty Stomachs And No Sleep
2:26 - 2:30 Tomorrows Dream - Beated To The Ground
2:31 - 2:35 Stone Gate Band - The Light Shines On
3:00 - 3:05 ART OF WOR - Blood Will Have Blood
3:06 - 3:10 Van Canto - Wishmaster
3:11 - 3:21 Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend - Problem
4:21 - 4:29 Etienne Sin - Damn Girl You Bout It
4:30 - 4:35 Teen Hearts - Hands In The Air
4:36 - 4:44 Four Minute Death Ride - Darkness Brings Silence
4:56 - 5:02 Waking Up To Reality - In This Life (feat. Etienne Sin)
5:24 - 5:28 The Order of Elijah - New Line of Defense
This kind of goes without saying, but please DON'T harass any of these artists listed. I just wanted to post this for the sake of convenience.
You’re a hero
But I need 2:17-2:24
Also 2:26
@@kchannel9464 I'll have to look into the first one, but the second song you mentioned is Beated To The Ground by Tomorrows Dream.
Super nice! I was looking for some of these lol, theyre hilarious
heres a few to add to the list as well:
0:11 - 0:28 Crimescene - Outcasts
1:13 - 1:27 Maelstrom Vale - Doomed Traveler
1:27 - 1:32 Drown My Day - Got Some Guts?
1:49 - 1:59 Motown Rage - Can't Take
1:59 - 2:04 Decipher Life - Seen the Cry
2:18 - 2:25 The Get Down Kids - I'm More Metal Than You!
2:42 - 2:57 Seanny Whiplash - I Love You But I Don't Miss You (mentioned in another comment, though seems it was AudioSwapped)
2:57 - 3:00 Facecast - Wifebeater
5:29 - 5:37, 6:40 - 6:43 Cunthunt 777 - Ventil
5:58 - 6:10 Iudicia - Apocalypse in D
6:26 - 6:29 Hunt the Dinosaur - Baked
@@kchannel9464 first one is The Get Down Kids - I'm More Metal Than You!
Please never bring back synchronized jumping and running in place.
Oh, it’ll be back. Everything that’s old will be new again.
Those deathcore guys running in place has been permanently burned into my brain and I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about it.
This is what all the music people recommend to me sounded like in mid to late 00s.
God glad I'm not alone in that. I wasn't even practiced as a listener back then, especially knowing what actual good metal might have sounded like, but I knew something was deeply off and basically shit about this music. 15-20 years later, now being well-listened, it still sounds shit lol.
My people…
The dude at the end doing the Tasmanian devil windmill, I hope he’s still out there crushing everything in his path.
3:22 the one snare hit always gets me
4:05 never fails to crack me up, out if nowhere WITHOUT YOUUUUUUU
Bahahahh! Name of group anyone??
If you could design demon teen hearthrobs
The aesthetics clash so hard it *almost* works
6:26 Is this some kind of rap goblin?
Alternate universe Will Ramos
That's Hunt the Dinosaur out of context. They're actually pretty good imo.
Edit: Song is called Baked.
@@camjorg3538 I thought that sounded a little familiar, thanks
Dickey Allen at home:
that guy has some good growl range, imo the clip here isn't bad it's just scary lol
These uploads make just as much sense when I’m half-awake in the middle of the night or when I’m fully conscious in the day.
Etienne Sin at the start im already regretting.
hahahahahahahaha
this should count as an anthropological survey
this needs to be preserved for future generations in museums.
4:04 From Knockoff Incubus to Knockoff A Day To Remember in ten seconds.
Do you have any idea what this song was called? I remember the video vividly, but can't put a finger on the band/song,
It's the foreskin hat that puts this one over the top. The Layne Staley rip off finale at 6:30 with the Hemsworth-lite singer over emoting is gold. His mouth looks like a hungry anus.
@@AVALARMusicOfficiallie or liar
Good God. It's like the Hollister House band, trying to show every style they've mastered on one song. That Staley/Cornell wailing attempt is incredible, but the lead singer just can't help but ham it up
He's doing a full Phil Bozeman from Whitechapel impression
3:24 Ruh Ro Raggy
Amazing song. I need the link to the full video.
He sounds like he's fighting the urge to vomit
@@kurukqas do I!
0:29 new Nails is hard as fuck
3:22 I especially love this guy who sounds like if muscle man produced an album
3:47 this reminds me so much of towelie playing guitar in that one South Park ep
haha towelie was so high
6:11 Seth Rollins leads a revolution in a small Idaho town
This is mostly Linkin Park’s fault.
Golden comment. Chester is rolliing over in his grave....uh oh too soon?
And Limp Bizkit
@@ericpatton3276 it’s been 7 years
😂
0:42 It's like Load/reLoad era Metallica from Wish
It's ugly era life of agony
living for this new era of CY youtube presence
4:04 “we have Parkway Drive at home"
The song at 1:50 is honestly kinda sick, and I'm tired of pretending it's not
for real, thats a tasty riff they got there
its definitely one of the better songs on this video
it's basically POD
Motown Rage - "Can't Take"
@@grapes6081 ok nvm the chorus is great, but I can't listen to rap rock lmao
2:28, Okay but this shit rules. I thought I liked it until be busted that Eddie Vedder shit on the end and I knew I loved it
Dude, I want to hear the whole thing so bad!
2:26 Finland mentioned. That band is "Tomorrows Dream" and the song is "Beated to the Ground". Yes, really. This video was also noted at MetalSucks.
Every band has to start somewhere.
They do NOT have to post the starts on the innernette.
You know everyone involved in each one of these atrocities was like: "dude, that came out great!" the moment they wrapped up.
This is your best work yet. People wonder why there aren't any bands anymore.
5:03 JUMPSCARE WARNING
I’m torn between wanting this video to end, and yet never end
3:34 sick idea poorly executed
The Parkway Drive Karma video is pretty much a better version of this minus the intense body modifications lmao
@@raleighobrien8450 oh i'm gonna look that up thanks!
Dude killed his GF then himself IRL. Absolute POS.
@@raleighobrien8450I know Broadway-last Saturday has a similar one too
4:04 i remember laughing at this like 15 years ago. Crazy to see it more than a decade later
What band/song is this? I'm dying to see the full video
Do you remember the name of the song? It’s honestly good ngl
@@Bizinxis. No! I was looking for it for like a few hours a couple days ago. Can't find it for the life of me. lmk if you do find it tho
@@Bizinxis.I would like to know it too
@@szilvasijennifer4495 Lie or Liar
3:22 been looking for this one for years
Please what is this
Also want to know
i cant understand a word hes saying so i feel like i have nothing to google lmao what is this
Trey Parker and Matt Stone vibes 🎵🎤
I'm seriously dying, I want to find it so bad
I've watched some risque stuff at work but nothing makes me feel as self conscious/embarrassed/looking over my shoulder with the volume low quite like anything presented to us by CY.
I'm literally tucked away in a corner and still feel like someone is watching over my shoulder.
Thanks for including my band, we're gonna blow up one day
*rehearsal room bursts open*
"Hi poppet, does mommy's special spooky soldier want some sandwiches?"
1:31 is how all emo music sounds to me
Bro has to over annunciate every vowel
Even Moss Icon?
Even The Pine?
@@revelrem4409 Moss Icon sounds like punk/hardcore I wouldn't say they're emo. Which is good lol
@@x9pf Even the pine 😞
What the hell is going on at 0:11, it's like Great Value Suicidal Tendencies.
4:04 I appreciate the Incubus wicky-wicky DJ scratch sounds going on there. Takes me right back to hanging out at the mall in 2002 and looking at the Invader Zim shirts at Hot Topic.
Ders from Workaholics goin in on the vocals at 1:03
6:11 okay this one actually goes kinda hard
for real this rips
It’s the spin kick, isn’t it?
yeah I saw that and thought, damn p cool
forreal im gonna need the sauce on that one dude's vocals blew me the FUCK away
fuck yes deliver the sauce please
bro the fact we don't have links to the OG videos is UNHOLY
ok but the diddly diddly song at 3:07 kinda slaps
That medieval metal is 🌽y
It's a vocal only cover of the song Wishmaster originally written by a Finnish symphonic metal band Nightwish.
These guys are all somebodies uncle
That last second windmill is the highlight of my year so far.
This is the funniest goddam thing I've seen all day. Do you know what's it's like to be saaaaaaad and lonelayah?
Paradoxically, this channel would not exist without these bands
How is that a paradox?
All I can say is thank you to the person that put this compilation together thank you for affirming that there is music being made. That truly is bad not kind of bad truly. Not kind of bad but truly bad.
4:30 This song seemed so familiar, and then I remembered it was used in the outro for one of MDE's New York hipster street interview videos. Sam Hyde sure knows how to pick 'em.
Teen Hearts - "Hands in the Air"
i always thought it was a joke song made for the MDE video but its a real band. it's a little off for the hipster theme - the target audience is mall emo kids in the late 00s (creepy considering the singer was in his 30s too), but still somehow fits well with the video. it was a well circulated and clowned on video when it first was around (2008?)
catatonicyouths greatest hits
I actually NEED that 2nd bands music video ASAP. I was cracking up at the gunshots
bro same
Crimescene-outcasts
@@flobbish4335 you're the g.o.a.t.
SAME THANK GOD
3:15 pure gold. "Protohyperpop"
This might be your greatest masterpiece of all.
Too many of this i would listen to or have listened to unironically
same
5:58 love flyleaf
1:50-1:55 is me when I have too many energy drinks before work
What you talkin bout? Everyone knows Lie or Liar, Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend, Etienne Sin, and Van Canto are all S-tier acts.
congratulations on your post-ironic medal of honor
i'm gabberflasted by so much raw, unadulterated talent packed into a single video. just wowza! how is it even possible?
There are honestly hella bangers here
These are actually very good and very deep. You just haven't realised it yet.
Real
0:39 Mom: "Alright Gavin that's enough music videoing for today, Brianna has volleyball practice"
I have watched this about 20 times and have laughed so hard each time. Thanks to the compiler 👍
Outsider music is... Something
these videos are beyond funny its like a whole other tier of funny.
I'll die on the hill that skelebones hardcore goes hard
Watching these videos makes me feel better about myself.
I unironically love most of these... Rip.
I still owe Sweet Water Music ten grand.
There can only be one Attack Attack!
2:15 the metal guy actually wasn't too bad
Sometimes I get imposter syndrome. But then I see this. And then I immediately feel fine.
Goodness gracious i haven’t seen that “shut the fuck up you don’t even know me!” video in at least 15 years. From the deepest recesses of my memory. Wish it stayed there! Thanks CY!
I really enjoy these videos. Thank you.
The internet broke my brain a decade ago. I am filled with awe, terror and delight when I see this stuff. Is it 'cringe,' or is it the sublime face of eternity?
4:06 Damn…I totally blocked out the memory of this amateur metalcore band that thought it would be a good idea to write Nickelback-style pre-chorus 😅
Do you know the name of the song???? Please
He's trying so hard to look like Austin Butler. Or maybe Austin Butler is trying so hard to look like him?
Okay, but the riddly-diddly-diddly diddily-diddily-dum-dum song is actually 🔥
2:25 I need this full version 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tomorrows Dream - Beated to the ground
1:00 I mean, those growl vocals are actually pretty sick. Just sucks that they’re surrounded by everything else.
3:46 this guitar solo is incendiary!
This is my new favourite channel.
I looked up 3:05 and that song unironically rules. acapella metal, it's amazing
I love the dude fully invested in face tats. He's all in.
he's dead
The culmination of century's of progress In the art and science of rhythm and harmony
riddily diddily diddily dooohh
I think that Teen Hearts will always be the worst segment, no matter what compilation you put them in. Great job!