Guessing Random Things About You | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ส.ค. 2024
- Tonight, I'm going to guess all sorts of random stuff about you and type them up into my system for your relaxation and entertainment. Answer the questions I ask as honestly as possible, grab a pair of 'phones and enjoy ;)
Inspired by the legend Ephemeral Rift
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The fact that this is inspired by Ephemeral Rift makes it all the million times better. Glad I found this channel
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Not even a gorilla can survive 10,000 gerbils continuously biting you…
something about your voice just makes me sleep, i love your asmr so glad i found you
Same his voice is really good tbh
Same bro
Un
I love how your t shirt blends in with the background, it looks as though your head is floating 😂
i covered half the vid (the mic and arms) and it looks trippy af 😭
LMAO I CAN UNSEE IT
Dropping a comment for the algorithm and while I’m doing it I might as well remind you and anyone else reading this that you are awesome and provide so much to the well being of your peers.
Love to all! Things do get better (at least I hope so bc I’m in a shitty situation myself)
As always, great video. Criminally underrated channel.
thanks for that i’m going thru it rn this helped a bit 🫶
23:37 This question sent my brain into lockdown mode
U gotta know this for the next test man
"are you comfortable right now?"
Me:yes
Him: * types down the first chapter of winds of winter *
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This man is a hidden gem, you deserve more love bro, keep up the good work!
4:37 the answer is obviously apple juice
Yessir, but ain’t nothing like a glass of orange juice after a nice teeth brush sesh amirite »:)
I completely agree
i still dont get how you only have 38k subs like youre an amazing asmrtist
keep going, you have one of the best asmr channels out there!
These questions are relaxing and hilarious 😂😴
I may get weird dreams about giant microwaves, mountain chickens and octopuses living in trees. Looking forward to it.
Bro you quickly became my favorite ASMR for sleep like better than any others no cap
These questions are hilarious. Please make another video like this!
As far as the aging question goes, I'd choose to age from the neck down not just for beauty but to avoid developing dementia later in life.
New favorite asmrtist!!! FANTASTIC WORK MATE!
0:04 seconds in and I've got the relaxation mood
You are one of the best asmrtist in my opinion, your voice its just too relaxing😴
I’m glad that we relate on the iceberg question
omg i was not expecting the typing sounds, LOVE IT
Hmm
Your hard work will pay off bro,
Thanks for the vids
My Answers:
1. Eh kinda comfortable
2. Yes
3. The universe is too big for there not to be aliens somewhere
4. Yes, they sometimes move when they're asleep so they probably dream
5. No idea
6. 1 pillow
7. Neither
8. Be confused probably
9. Depends on how far the titanic is from the iceberg
10. Neck down, I have a baby face and I don't want my body to hurt even more than it already does when I'm older
11. Only Cornflakes with nothing else added is very plain
12. No, only because I like a lot of music genres and can't choose a favorite
13. Nope
14. Yes
15. Don't have one, too many good ones, can't decide
16. /
17. Mitochondria
18. What? No idea
19. /
20. Nope, not subscribed
21. Who???
22. No
23. Having freedom is the most important thing, even if people choose to destroy themselves with it, we cannot take their freedom away just cause they might destroy themselves
24. No
25. Thieves look like raccoons, not raccoons look like thieves
26. Nope
27. Frog
28. Probably not
29. No, I've never tried that
30. Did he have a 7nth wife??
31. Sometimes it doesn't sound like me
32. I don't floss, it always gets stuck in my teeth and I hate that
33. Too lazy to do math right now
34. There was probably a Richard who was a dick
35. No
36. Cold
37. Neither, don't like either of them
38. Huh? I probably wouldn't be able to lay down comfortably or put on shirts for 3 days
39. No idea
40. Yes, yes and yes
41. Too many good ones, can't choose
42. No idea
43. /
44. 0 times
45. Aren't they called printers?
48. Be happy that I can suddenly speak 10 languages
49. Thats not true
50. No idea dude
51. No way, my sneezes can't warp reality
52. No idea, I am sad that junk food isn't healthy
53. I don't know, they should probably put their roof up
54. 5 feet 2 inches
55. I Don't consume milk
56. Big milk wants you to drink a lot of milk
57. Broccolis just cool
58. Science is weird
59. I have no idea why it's called fast-food
60. Someone probably thought they looked like sperm
61. Yesn't, I had some but never collected them.
Did you read all of this? Probably not.
I love your content so much it is so good you never get to loud and you are funny and good at what you do
Shoutout to you this channel is so underrated 🙏
There’s actually no way you don’t have more than 300k subs. Bro so underrated
Roscoe: are you comfortable right now?
Me: yes
Roscoe: writes 534 page novel
*confused unga bunga*
gerbils would destroy the gorilla
You’re voice was made for asmr no doubt
Blank space for you!!
Goodnight
I love your videos so much the help me sleep when I can't ❤️
The best person who does asmr 😌
HOW DID HE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING AND EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME…. 😂😂
when he said "hows your left ankle after that razor scooter" i was instantly like "is this guy my dad or something??"
Brooo this is so good
the goat has dropped again letsss gooooo
Even though I’ve played this video in full 3 times I haven’t finished watching it because I keep falling asleep before I finish
Googled ‘mountain Chicken’ and was genuinely surprised.
1 minute in, already falling asleep
best asmr voice i’ve ever heard tbh
What were you typing?
I'll be honest I think 10,000 gerbils could beat any lone animal on the planet. I think people underestimate the sheer volume of 10,000 gerbils. Even like an elephant would drown in that number of gerbils.
"is Captain America your favourite superhero"
me: *literally wearing a Captain America hoodie rn*
Ten thousand gerbils easy
The fact everyone else was probably giving full answers then there was me sitting saying "Yeh" "nOoO"
"Are you comfortable"
*McDonalds delivery ad plays at full volume*
Bro this helped me sleep thank you bro
is your voice made for asmr or something? your voice is amazing keep up the good work
Nah it’s made OF asmr
@@Waltuh_Wide no, it's made WITH asmr
Yessir
did u get a ps5 for christmas?
me:yes
shame, maybe next year
me:but i…
WOAH HOLY SHIT YOU ARE UNDERRATED
The aging question was so easy
I's rather look old than suffer from joint pain
Titanic didn't crash straight into the iceberg, but only scraped it a little, making far worse damage than taking the crash head on. Fun fact: the passengers and staff could've been saved if the captain didn't turn away from the iceberg.
Great video
Good job me - I have found a new gem
Sperm whales get their name from their whale oil
At the time, white oil from a whale was unusual
And, sailors will be sailors
Dam…. Didn’t know random shower thoughts could make a good video
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How can u put an iceberg into a microwave 🤣🤣 other than that great video keep it up
This video made me think abt the meaning of life
Finally someone who pronounces anime like I do
10,000 gerbils because theoretical probability of the gorilla hitting all the gerbils at once is a 1/27008 probability which would leave the other gerbils who weren’t hit an opening to jump onto the gorilla hence distracting then the other ones that were hit regroup themselves and go in for the final blow destroying the gorilla so 10000 gerbils takes the win and bonus for gerbils the gorilla got 3 stocked
me who got a ps5 and then he says next year
Is hiphop your favourite music genre?
Me: no i like vocaloid and metal more
Him: good choice
Me: confusion
Also my fav anime must be either devilman(any devilman series) or ace of diamond
And im more of a skater type not a scooter so my left ankle is fine ^.^
my left ankle is still ruined and shatered from the razor scooter
New favourite same channel
Are the gerbils smart
Good channel
I thought JJ is now making an ASMR💀💀💀
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10K Gerbils 🐁 because they overrun the Gorilla 🦍
It will be take a while to get him Down, because of the Muscles and Power but there's no Chance for him to kill All Gerbils in a 1vs10000
Not all have the bread for the ps5 lol.
Have a good day.
18:25 actually, the voice in my head is Cristopher Lee's voice lol
Why was he looking so zesty in the thumbnail
Early gang led go liked and subscribed also roscoe same I love your content
Bro looks like ASMR ksi 😂
Not meant to be a roast
1 gorilla fs 💯🙏
Are the gerbils co-ordinated, what environment is the fight in and does either have access to support during the fight?
I feel like I could win against 10,000 gerbils so surely a gorilla couls
I think the gorilla would die of exhaustion.
I think if a gorilla and 10,000 gerbils were intent on killing each other the gerbils would probably win. obviously not without losing a few good gerbil men but that would just make them more keen on killing the gorilla, thus winning the war
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Rip random 10,00 gerbils
I am subscribed now yes 😎
Don’t ask what type of juice. Simply Orange juice
hold on bru i had a left ankle injury years ago from basketball. u gotta chill my guy ur like 3/3 rn
I’m going to be counting to make sure you ask 10,000 questions.
I kept quite a loose count because of drowsiness and bit, counting supplementary questions like “really?” and “do you have a calculator behind your back?” I arrived at a nearly-nice 68 questions.
I shall expect the next 9,932 questions in a follow-up video.
Actually, my count reaches 69 if you include the gerbil/gorilla question from the intro.
@@JimmyRelaxo my brotha what
@@Santino474 Video says it’s gonna ask 10,000 questions. Just keeping the tally.
How did you have the time/patience for that 💀😭
19:40: 4,436
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!
Him:how is your left ankle all the years after it was hit with that razor scooter?
Me:➖~➖ O~O !!! how...did...he...KNOW!!!
(P.s. it was a very painful and 🩸'y experience, almost ended in getting stitches i think 😬)
gerbils would win
coyg🔴⚪️
What is the purpose of these unusual questions ❓
Gorilla beats all the girbels
Here first in 2023
Durag
(algorithm comment move on)
The aging question is really dumb bc who wants an old body and a young face
woah im very early
im eating corn flakes rn
congratulations. you want a cookie? or more corn flakes?
@@remi_dadude did u really feel to need to take the time outta your pathetic little life to comment that ignorant ass shit on my comment i forgot i made 3 months ago wen i was fried and was trying to go to sleep. wow your lame
the gorilla wins easy
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