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  • @xetra3245
    @xetra3245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    technically not a man in the mirror, technically not a hanged man, best 2 year wait for a joke.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Tower of Gray: Not a tower.
      Super Fly: Not a fly.

    • @Schizoidsafin
      @Schizoidsafin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@k-boi420 super fly*

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Schizoidsafin Sorry.

    • @Boboko-boboko
      @Boboko-boboko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@k-boi420
      Tower of Grey: Not actually a fly
      Super Fly: Not actually a fly

    • @aimtoart2772
      @aimtoart2772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@k-boi420 As a bonus, Super fly has a grey color, Tower of grey has super speed

  • @ThomatoSauce
    @ThomatoSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    For those who don’t get Sale’s Kraft Work: Owa Daim is the name of the monk who oversees the Stasis trial in Breath of the Wild.

    • @elveri_
      @elveri_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT CONNECTS!

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Does the old man have the same power?

    • @Shadowrayquaza27
      @Shadowrayquaza27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      THANK YOU
      I played BOTW and still had no clue what the reference was because there are so many monks in that game
      EDIT: Oh shit and Sale was using Stasis on Mista's bullet

    • @InfiniteGreninja
      @InfiniteGreninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@urbainleverrier1 not really. In Breath of the Wild you basically download the ability to freeze objects for a limited time onto your iPhone and you have to use it to beat the shrine to get a treasure. The ability basically does exactly what Kraft Work does. If you hit the object it’ll gain momentum in a direction when you unfreeze it, the more you hit it the more momentum it gains.

    • @v1ncecommunist274
      @v1ncecommunist274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No body asked

  • @uncannychmkn8188
    @uncannychmkn8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    All the jokes can finally be seen when they're not all separated by episodes

    • @crackheadengineer3716
      @crackheadengineer3716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I could see them even WHILE seperated by episodes.

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Especially "technically not a man in the mirror"
      Everyone was talking about technically not a hanged man though, which is the same joke but more obvious

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only 2

  • @L3X1N
    @L3X1N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    I really like the detail that Silver Chariot Requiem switched the narrator's voice for someone else's.

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      WOW I JUST GOT THAT OH MY GOD 'I CAN'T SAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE' IS SOMEONE ELSE SUDDENLY BEING THE NARRATOR OH MY GOD

    • @DJWarwing
      @DJWarwing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah I'm pretty sure that's Diavolo's voice

    • @capejedi2048
      @capejedi2048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ^ No it's Okuyasu

    • @InfiniteGreninja
      @InfiniteGreninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      She uses the voice she uses for DIO as the narrator. Probably uses the same voice for Okuyasu and Diavolo.

    • @TokyoDrift456
      @TokyoDrift456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@InfiniteGreninja she?

  • @beetzkidabop579
    @beetzkidabop579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    0:44 “technically not a man in the mirror”
    3:35 “technically not a hanged man”

    • @shiningblade2083
      @shiningblade2083 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3:34 Just for the full clip.

    • @bullet4459
      @bullet4459 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also
      0:15 "not actually a fly"
      And
      2:57 "not actually a fly"
      I get they aren't technically the Right thing considering they dont swap, which I understand if you didn't comment it for that purpose, but honestly I think it deserves the mention

  • @jackbots2665
    @jackbots2665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    It took me seeing this video to realize that hol horse’s “GUN” description was used for bad company and Sex Pistols.

  • @Tackyfication
    @Tackyfication 2 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    I actually took the time to read heaven's door
    In a short simplified way: only people who are perceptive to the manga get turned into biographies, josuke was immune because he wasn't

    • @wolfherojohnson2766
      @wolfherojohnson2766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Actually he only didn’t because he was too angry to look at it/care

    • @lexo632
      @lexo632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@wolfherojohnson2766 Exactly, he was too angry to be perceptive of it.

    • @wolfclaw719
      @wolfclaw719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Josuke was literally blinded by rage so he couldn't see the manga

    • @arkanote9062
      @arkanote9062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally "Face Book" in reverse

    • @anuragsosa
      @anuragsosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rohan : Biography
      Josuke : Did you say something about my hair ??? 😡

  • @NyanTheFurry
    @NyanTheFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “Giorno Giovanna’s Golden Experience: Requiem; *NO* “
    That’s what got me

    • @bennythemonk
      @bennythemonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean a basic description is punchy time reset boy.

    • @raafiudinrafsanjani1958
      @raafiudinrafsanjani1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can I- NO

    • @jojo._.586
      @jojo._.586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not funny, didn't happen

    • @NyanTheFurry
      @NyanTheFurry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jojo._.586 But.. It DID happen

    • @kastoridesbobur
      @kastoridesbobur ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@NyanTheFurryBut... It DID happen

  • @sugarhoneyicetea3040
    @sugarhoneyicetea3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    For the first one “But its like, invisible fire because it’s stand fire so only stand users can see the fire, also there’s 70 named attacks he uses with varying degrees of frequency- including like, there’s a compass thing he uses once and doesn’t really do anything and immediately after using- oh oops wait you’re not supposed to know that yet”

    • @3takoyakis
      @3takoyakis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thnx

    • @Frank-rz9dd
      @Frank-rz9dd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It says "You're not supposed to know that yet" instead of "You're not supposed to no that yet"

    • @sugarhoneyicetea3040
      @sugarhoneyicetea3040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Frank-rz9dd fixed

    • @Frank-rz9dd
      @Frank-rz9dd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sugarhoneyicetea3040 Nice

  • @UzawaReisa1704
    @UzawaReisa1704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Hanged man : technically not a man in the mirror
    Man in the mirror : technically not a hanged *MAN*

  • @disc1142
    @disc1142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    King Crimson:
    Time skips forward by ten seconds, and he can see what happens in that ten second period before it happens, and, like, anything that happens in that ten second period doesn’t affect him, even though he kinda can influence things during it, like- i mean it kinda makes sense if you think of it as like, anything that would’ve happened in that ten second period DID happen, EVEN IF he was involved, which is how he can cut off Trish’s hand, but other wise nothing happens to him
    except for when it doesn’t. …Whaaat
    Wait so my King Crimson explanation doesn’t make sense after all??
    Diavolo’s King Crimson:
    NEVER MIND!

    • @disc1142
      @disc1142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hardhead456 oh right forgot about that

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idk 'Never Mind' is a pretty on-the-nose explanation for KC

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      King Crimson: Causality is way to damn complicated.

    • @justarandomalt255
      @justarandomalt255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Giorno's golden experience requiem:
      *N O*

    • @ToppCuber
      @ToppCuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justarandomalt255 Scolipi’s Rolling Stones: Your density

  • @perrykv7312
    @perrykv7312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Just yo clarify, Heaven's Door is like a command block of minecraft

    • @whatsyourpoint5417
      @whatsyourpoint5417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yeah, because it just says see a drawing. a line is a drawing. throwing ink into the air is a drawing. EVERYTHING IS A DRAWING

    • @inkdragoon4547
      @inkdragoon4547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda? I mean, Heaven's Door does actually have more limits than a lot of people realize. It can't just change the properties of a person (i.e. writing dead to kill someone or writing smart in Okuyasu to make him a genius), and it can't create new information. What it can do, however, is write commands that the person affected must follow and remove people's memories.

    • @unkarsthug4429
      @unkarsthug4429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@inkdragoon4547It literally does though. Rohan writes that Koichi will be launched backwards to escape the alley when Koichi turned around early. His velocity is a property of the person.

    • @inkdragoon4547
      @inkdragoon4547 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unkarsthug4429 That falls under commands that a person must follow, not changing their properties or creating new information.

    • @unkarsthug4429
      @unkarsthug4429 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@inkdragoon4547 The person didn't follow that command, Koichi simply experienced a force launching him backwards. If you look, his legs don't launch him.

  • @BrightlyBurn
    @BrightlyBurn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Yes the orangutan is the user.
    Yes the orangutan has a name
    Yes the boat is the stand
    OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND-"
    The genuine fear-

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Can’t wait for Stone Ocean but Really Really Fast. I wonder which Stand will carry the “GUN” joke for that part?

    • @ssneakyandfriends1626
      @ssneakyandfriends1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Part from white snake I don't know of any.
      And ws just would a normal gun, that's separate from the stand itself.

    • @Zappa_boi
      @Zappa_boi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jolyne kujio's Stone free, punchie girl

    • @Dom_The_Otaku
      @Dom_The_Otaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Stand user Foo Fighters
      Stand name I forgot
      Fish finger *GUN*

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dom_The_Otaku Maybe

    • @lookatmyfacern
      @lookatmyfacern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Dom_The_Otaku foo fighters is the stand name

  • @MaladyKayjo
    @MaladyKayjo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    My favorite is the moody blues one witch is actually the perfect way to describe that stand

    • @someguywiththeotherotherna940
      @someguywiththeotherotherna940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "My favorite is the moody blues one witch is the perfect way to describe that stand"

    • @goldxperiencerequiem
      @goldxperiencerequiem ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Giorno Giovanna's Gold Experience Requi-
      *N O*

    • @rosiesuwu
      @rosiesuwu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goldxperiencerequiem I raise you:
      The boss's king crimson: Times skips-Except for when it doesn't Whaattt

  • @mhelm0225
    @mhelm0225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    So if stands are a representation of someone's personality or fighting spirit, what kind of personality would you have to have to get a stand that kills you if someone looks at your back or traps you in a pylon for the rest of your life.

    • @chaoscontrol2001
      @chaoscontrol2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      a really fucked up one, i think.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I feel like you’d have to be clinically depressed to have a Stand like that

    • @blindbeholder9713
      @blindbeholder9713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      The canonical answers are:
      1) An intense, life defining anxiety about being seen from behind.
      2) An intense, life defining need to live off the grid.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@blindbeholder9713 Shit dude, that's deep

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      1 - Anxiety
      2 - Enochlophobia

  • @memethief14
    @memethief14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free : Super Elastic Punchy Girl
    Gwess' Goo Goo Dolls : It's rat season !
    Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum : Quota completed !
    Jonghalli A's Manhattan Transfer : Aimbot but bad
    White Snake : C*m joke
    Hermes Costello's Kiss : Bastet but alone
    Alexander McQueen's Highway to Hell : If this guy is already bad, I don't want to imagine it into Detroit
    Emporio Alnino's Burning Down the House : Wait, I thought it was Florida, not California
    Foo Fighters' Foo Fighters : He's in water... Also GUN !
    Mirashon's Marilyn Manson : D'Arby's joke
    Weather Report's Weather Report : Simply Piano
    Lang Rangler's Jumpin' Jack Flash : Technically not 0 gravity
    Father Pucci's White Snake : Nice joke ! Discs can work forever ! Wait, really ?
    Sports Max's Limp Bizkit : Crocodiles can stick on walls, you know ?
    Viviano Westwood's Planet Waves : Kars magnet
    Narcisso Annasui's Diver Down : Body slam
    Kenzo's Dragons Dream : Can't believe you drunk so hard you imploded
    Guccio's Survivor : Twitter
    D&G's Yo-yo-ma : Wait, so non-Stand users just see floatting trousers ?
    Green Baby's Green Grass of Home : WHY DOES EVEONe get so small ?
    Father Pucci's White Snake : That's the third power already !!!!
    Miuccia Miuller's Jail House Lock : Mista joke
    Ungalo's Bohemian Rhapsody : Copyrights garranteed !
    Rykiel's Sky High : Stop going by air in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure !
    Versace Donatello's Under World : Wow, you even managed to crash underground
    Weather Report's Heavy Weather : 7 pages explanation
    Father Pucci's C-Moon : T R
    E I
    C G
    H H
    N T
    I
    C
    A
    L
    L
    Y
    Father Pucci's Made in Heaven : Oh man...
    Emporio Alnino's Weather Report : ... Wait a minute !

    • @brnchiggins
      @brnchiggins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      These are gold XD

    • @montogomery478
      @montogomery478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hehe Noice.

    • @ПритуликВолодимир
      @ПритуликВолодимир 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dragon dream should have its manga explanation

    • @lascrannon
      @lascrannon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imo GGD should be:
      Gwess' Goo Goo Dolls: Deja Vu?

    • @kermit4036
      @kermit4036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Pocolocco's Hey Ya!: The one true friend
      Boom Boom Family Tomb Of The Boom: Overexaggerated Magnets
      Mountain Tim's Oh! Lonesome Me: Sticky Fingers but rope?
      Oyecomova's Boku No Rythm Wo Kitekure: This is the 4th introduction of bomb related stand... and it's not the last.
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: When GUN is not enough
      Pork Pie Hat Kid's Wired: Beach Boy
      Dr. Ferdinand's Scary Monsters: * Jurassic Park Theme *
      Diego Brando's Scary Monsters: * Bad recreation of Jurassic Park Theme *
      Hot Pants' Cream Starter: Eat Shit and Fall of your hor-
      Ringo Roadagain's Mandom: Road *again* - OH that's clever
      Blackmore's Catch The Rainbow: Dark Blue Moon found a friend
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 2: Aimbot but good
      Sandman's In A Silent Way: Echoes Act 4
      Tree's? Sugar Mountain: The Honest Woodman
      Mike O's Tubular Bells: Remember that one balloon dog you got from that street artist? Yeah..
      Eleven Men Tattoo You!: Honestly second most confusing stand in this part
      Magent Magent's 20th Century Boy: Aquaphobia Kars
      Axl Ro's Civil War: The only thing this stand lacked was Vietnam reference
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 3: Never seen again
      Funny Valentine's D4C: (A paragraph) Dirty Deeds Done Dirt cheap is a stand that allows Funny Valentine to travel between dimensions when he's standing in the middle of 2 objects. The "who shot Johnny" scene is a great example because Funny Valentine made everyone travel between dimension for confusion in an attempt to turn them against each other. The stand can also bring people from other universes as well as items, if two same entities from other worlds collide the "merging sponge" effect happens causing the two targets to merge and implode.
      D-I-S-C-O's Chocolate Disco: Two people using this stand would make for a pretty interesting chess showdown
      Lucy Steel's Ticket To Ride: See Holy it wasn't that hard to manifest a working stand!
      Funny Valentine's D4C Love Train: *NO* ... U
      Gyro Zeppeli's Ball Breaker: If Greatful Death was a punchy-boi
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Spinning Punchy Boy
      Diego Brando's THE WORLD (case sensitive): We've done this already

  • @trickstertwister612
    @trickstertwister612 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love how Kc's second explanation, chariot requiem's explanation, and GER's explanation despite being simple and not technically explaining anything perfectly describe the actual stands. "NEVER MIND" works since KC is about changing the users fate, so essentially seeing that you're about to be stabbed and using kc to just "nevermind" that fate. chariot requiem swaps everyone's souls around which works for the explanation "I cant say i know what im doing here" bonus points since its someone else narrating instead of the actual narrator. GER basically denies the fate that will happen from ever happening, so "NO" is a perfect description

    • @KingOfAllGhouls
      @KingOfAllGhouls ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its a little late but, the chariot requiem explanation is wrong.
      “I cant say I know what im doing here” is said using his polnareff voice, just a small joke about the narrator and polnareff switching souls :)

    • @remberforgor
      @remberforgor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KingOfAllGhoulsActually, i think it's more Okuyasu than it is Polnareff, if i heard correctly

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KingOfAllGhouls No, that's definitely her Okuyasu voice. Polnereff swapped with the turtle.

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Y'know, I always thought Holly Kujo not being able to bear the power of stands was explained later in the franchise when arrows came along ._. like: *"Not everybody can manifest a stand, and sometimes people die trying ._."*

    • @pokeymaster9415
      @pokeymaster9415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Does that mean a rat and a turtle and a baby can manifest it fine?

    • @diegoidepersia
      @diegoidepersia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pokeymaster9415 yes, and we even have a case somewhat like hers with Masazo Kinoto and his Cheap Trick

    • @luckystriker842
      @luckystriker842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Honestly, it's still kinda sexist within the context of Stardust Crusaders because the female Stand Users that we see are all minions of DIO; Mariah, Nena, Midler, Enya. It's not only that Holly Kujo has no fighting spirit; there's an implication that "good" women don't fight.

    • @diegoidepersia
      @diegoidepersia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luckystriker842 yeah that too

    • @ShitpostingJoJo
      @ShitpostingJoJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@luckystriker842 wait... you said it yourself!
      There's like 3 women who are powerful stand users in S.C! Enyaba's stand was even strong enough to kill an entire village and posses their corpses like puppets >>
      I feel like y'all are just nit-picking at this point ē_ē if anything, you could argue that all along the franchise, who gets a stand and who doesn't is picked almost completely at random ê.ê again, see the rat, the turtle and the baby.
      I'm just saying ê_ê holly's character was never portrayed as a confrontational person ē_ê and that could've very well been the reason she wasn't able to bear her own stand's power. Again, SHE DID get a stand, but she wasn't able to control its power, unlike the 3 other women in the anime that could.
      HOW IS ALL OF THIS SEXIST?! THE OTHER 3 FEMALE STAND USERS WERE POWERFUL AND CONFIDENT ._. SO WHAT GIVES???

  • @hunterstjean119
    @hunterstjean119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    My favorite one is the talking head profile since it portrays the ability so accurately

    • @matthewsusilo8698
      @matthewsusilo8698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tiziano’s Talking Head:
      IS A SHARK?!

    • @hephsmith3738
      @hephsmith3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Come on, it's obviously a shark!

    • @wormsign2637
      @wormsign2637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IT’S NOT A STAND THAT DOESN’T MAKE PEOPLE LIE!

    • @mr.trophy0912
      @mr.trophy0912 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@wormsign2637 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT

    • @smnio5619
      @smnio5619 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THIS COMMENT SECTION IS COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED

  • @JollySpider
    @JollySpider ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Laser beam missed the memo" & "Dynamite missed the memo" on KILLER QUEEN AND STRAY CAT goes so hard.

  • @MountainMemelord
    @MountainMemelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    For Superfly, Cheap Trick, and Enigma, Viva Reverie posted singular clips of Thursday.

    • @creepercraftguy5326
      @creepercraftguy5326  3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I know but I thought this was funnier

    • @JP-pm5hj
      @JP-pm5hj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@creepercraftguy5326 i agree

  • @deletoblue6063
    @deletoblue6063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Ghiaccio’s 4th Wall break still gets to me every time.

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "THAT'S NNOT HOW THAT WORKS!"

    • @prodKayblez
      @prodKayblez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AtomicGolemglass breaking noises

    • @Bl4D_3
      @Bl4D_3 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “That was close.”
      *”CLOSE TO WHAT?”*

  • @PrixtoTNT
    @PrixtoTNT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I remember when I watched the Stardust Crusaders but really fast and I was like "ooh, tecnically not a man in the mirror, amazing reference" and when I watched the Golden Wind video it was just amazing to see the reference to Hanged Man back

  • @JoyBoy0606
    @JoyBoy0606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My favorite from each part:
    Part 3: "See where incorrect breathing GETS YOU!!!"
    Part 4: "GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN"
    Part 5: "When a mommy GUN and a daddy GUN love each other very much."

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So basically Enyaba's Justice, Keicho Nijimura's Bad Company, and Guido Mista's Sex Pistols.

  • @alecxander9573
    @alecxander9573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I love how she just gave up explaining part 5 stands.

    • @lexo632
      @lexo632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *She, Viva is trans :)

    • @alecxander9573
      @alecxander9573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lexo632 oh, sorry! I wasn't aware 😅

    • @thinkkirby9025
      @thinkkirby9025 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      really?

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Weird Feet Stand is real and it is CoMiNG fOr yOU!!!!"

  • @lukandr3754
    @lukandr3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2:28
    Have you watched Cinderella?
    Ye-* BOOM *

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yoshikage Kira's "Killer Queen": laser beam missed the memo

    • @CalamityCritters
      @CalamityCritters 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yoshikage Kira’s
      “Killer Queen’s Sheer Heart Attack”:
      Killer Queen’s Hand’s Tank’s
      Heat-Seeking’s Explosives’s’s’s’s

    • @bigboykyurem646
      @bigboykyurem646 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yoshikage Kira killer "queens bites the dust"
      I got you babe

    • @razorwolfhardt4324
      @razorwolfhardt4324 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Laser beam missed the memo.
      Jo-* BOOM *

  • @WhoTookSaltyCabbage
    @WhoTookSaltyCabbage ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Mad fold in” is an underrated one

  • @discipline-kingcrimson
    @discipline-kingcrimson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    my favorites:
    "Metal? ICK! AAAAAAAA" [the sound you make when you slowly say metallica]
    "Do you have the time, to KILL everything all at once?" [Basket Case by Green Day but Viva replaced the "listen to me whine about" with "Kill"

  • @SOJITZL
    @SOJITZL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The best part was that Aqua-Necklace was a fucking "Horse of water" joke

    • @yagomizuma2275
      @yagomizuma2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey that is my last name

    • @Jeremy-ld9wt
      @Jeremy-ld9wt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explain?

    • @yagomizuma2275
      @yagomizuma2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jeremy-ld9wt mizu means water and uma means horse

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yagomizuma2275
      O
      M
      G
      XD

  • @e.d.9420
    @e.d.9420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The amount of references to past videos (“technically not a man in the mirror” to “technically not a hanged man”) and to other media (Owa Daim, a monk in BOTW) and just the funny explanations (or lack thereof) for some of them is, in my opinion, what makes the JJBA “…But Really Really Fast” series absolutely hilarious

  • @santiagogalan3832
    @santiagogalan3832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how she just reuses the *GUN* sound everytime

  • @MGSismyname
    @MGSismyname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "enyaba's justice"
    "sees where incorrect breathing, GETS Y-"

  • @lucassmith4137
    @lucassmith4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love the stand profile reader in Viva Reverie's Bizzare Adventure: (Yes, that is what I will call the seires from now on) Golden Wind. She feels a lot more alive & personality-filled than the stand profile readers in Stardust Crusaders & Diamond Is Unbreakable.

  • @RaspberryMalina190817
    @RaspberryMalina190817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    On another note, it's nice to hear the evolution of vivareverie's voice and narration :)

    • @salvadorelastname9095
      @salvadorelastname9095 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her delivery of "Trish Una's Spice Girl" and "Vinegar Doppio's Epitaph'" sound so pretty :,) 💛

  • @nathanrangel9216
    @nathanrangel9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    stand profiles in the beginning: can **insert attack here** and can also **insert strange fetishized ability here** but only sometimes 😃
    stand profiles towards the end: *I GIVE UP*

  • @erroroccurred404
    @erroroccurred404 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tower of Gray: not actually a fly
    Super Fly: not actually a fly
    how are we still discovering jokes even though this has been out for years?!

    • @christiannorton9400
      @christiannorton9400 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Foo Fighters: look I don't think Araki's gonna make an actual fly into a Stand

  • @moonenthusiast7860
    @moonenthusiast7860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ghiaccio's White Album
    -1° Kelvin
    Ghiaccio: ThAt'S nYyOt HoW tHaT wOrKs

    • @Will_-it3mh
      @Will_-it3mh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, Quantum mechanics allows this

  • @V.C2024
    @V.C2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Jojo Fast (Part 3 in 5)
    0:00 Stardust Crusaders
    1:38 Diamonds is Unbreakable
    3:10 Golden Wind
    Part 6 in 8 coming soon.

    • @grey2753
      @grey2753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      0:42 GUN
      1:48 GUN(s) (but a lot)
      3:24 GUN children

    • @nightmare9930
      @nightmare9930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grey2753
      Johngalli A's Manhattan transfer:
      GUN but far away
      also he can like feel the air and figure out where everyone is?
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk
      nail GUN
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk act 2
      now he makes holes
      Johhny Joestar's Tusk act 3
      noh he can enter holes
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk act 4
      weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      Josuke Higashikata's Soft and wet
      Bubble GUN

    • @lpmatthews7387
      @lpmatthews7387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...what about 7 and 9?

    • @Goodafternoongoodeveningandgn
      @Goodafternoongoodeveningandgn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lpmatthews7387 part nine isn’t out yet

    • @PrixtoTNT
      @PrixtoTNT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Soon"

  • @Mortimer_RS
    @Mortimer_RS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Morph Dirt
    Morph Mineral
    Morph Sand... Car
    I love The Fool.
    Also, both "NEVER MIND" and "NO" being jokes about KC and GER abilities being complex and actual good explanations of their abilities is great.

    • @goombafang3210
      @goombafang3210 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Morph face

    • @francisfatta
      @francisfatta ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morph- wait, he’s a what?
      Okay, hold on-

    • @onnerus1GD
      @onnerus1GD หลายเดือนก่อน

      Prediction for F.F's Foo Fighters:
      F.F's Foo Fighters: Morph bacteria...also, GUN

  • @SeattleRBLX
    @SeattleRBLX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:43 *GUN*
    1:48 *GUN x64*
    3:25 When a mommy *GUN* and a daddy *GUN* loves each other very much

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Technically not a man in the mirror”
    Now that’s what I call fiveshadowing

  • @MysteryEzekude
    @MysteryEzekude ปีที่แล้ว +6

    During Silver Chariot Requiem’s profile, Okuyasu temporarily takes over for the Voice in the Sky due to temporarily having his soul in her body.

  • @docbeaks1752
    @docbeaks1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the quarter second clips before the cards makes it so funny to me

  • @jakeb4569
    @jakeb4569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Predictions for the PHF Stands:
    Shiela E’s Voodoo Child: Everybody talks
    Cannolo Murolo’s All Along Watch Tower: oompa loompa doopity doo
    Massimo Volpe’s Manic Depression: crippling addiction to steroids
    Vittorio Cataldi’s Dolly Dagger: My damage? No, OUR damage
    Angelica Attanassio’s Night Bird Flying: Sharkboy and Lavagirl
    Vladimir Coqaci’s Rainy Day Dream Away: Hooked on a ffffeeling

    • @lisandramariaurbano8413
      @lisandramariaurbano8413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also: Pannacotta Fugo's Purple Haze: Damn I thought I could skip this one-
      & SPOILER WARNING
      When they find out Cannolo lied about his ability
      WAIT SO HE LIED ABOUT HIS ABILITY?! Why don't more Stand Users do that?!
      Cannolo Murolo's All Along the Watch Tower: NEVERMIND-
      & finally-
      Pannacotta Fugo's Purple Haze Distortion: See where infected spit GETS YOU

    • @-Wayla-
      @-Wayla- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Manic Depression should be: EVERYTHING'S WRONG
      Since it's opposite kind of Pearl Jam if I remember right

    • @lisandramariaurbano8413
      @lisandramariaurbano8413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@-Wayla- lol that actually makes a lot of sense, it would either be
      Massimo Volpe's Manic Depression: Pearl Jam but bad
      OR Massimo could say "& I'll do absolutely nothing wrong" ... & then
      Massimo Volpe's Manic Depression: Absolutely everything wrong

    • @reddragon8488
      @reddragon8488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not understand the Night Bird Flying

    • @jakeb4569
      @jakeb4569 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reddragon8488 dreams

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:25 So T. T. D'Arby is a tall hat guy? Alright.

  • @inari8039
    @inari8039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Quick explanation for King Crimson: it gives everyone except Diavolo a massive lag spike

  • @kaplooeygames8515
    @kaplooeygames8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The one instant of episode after each one really ties the presentation together

  • @daboi6509
    @daboi6509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the moment ghiaccio finishes his sentence there is one frame of the car scene of him getting shot off the car

  • @psychicjellyfish9466
    @psychicjellyfish9466 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like that once you get to part 5, Viva completely gives up on any stand anything resembling an actual explanation.

  • @SomeDumbKid1
    @SomeDumbKid1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just realized Talking Head made the narrator lie and say it's a shark

  • @kaiky_3821
    @kaiky_3821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Even though i watched the Part 3 a lot of times i was expecting GEB's description to be "Morph water"

  • @moronribbons5774
    @moronribbons5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay, I only realized the joke with Talking Head upon reseeing it in this and I have to say that's incredibly clever of viva.

  • @NyanTheFurry
    @NyanTheFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how this is 4 minutes long, just goes to show how many stands there are in this series so far

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how you can hear her voice rising

  • @lopopo2124
    @lopopo2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how it starts off kinda saying what the stand is (silver chariot for example) and then it just formed into just jokes

  • @joshuaruss2386
    @joshuaruss2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A SNAKE HEAD EATING THE HEAD ON THE OPPOSITE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • @evangelos4346
    @evangelos4346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aya: "Have you watched Cinderella?"
    Yukako: *Killer Queen noise*

  • @failing244
    @failing244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how you still left out some parts of the profile ending and some of them make it even funnier.

  • @ChloeSunfloraVA
    @ChloeSunfloraVA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this is basically a voice training comparison video for Viva given her voice for these changes DRASTICALLY from Part 3 to Part 5

  • @rockmacher
    @rockmacher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jolyne Cujoh’s Stone Free: Punchy Girl

    • @fnafplushultimate6792
      @fnafplushultimate6792 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      punchy girl
      oh and Spiderman basically

    • @42billybob
      @42billybob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free:
      If you want to destroy my sweater

    • @ToppCuber
      @ToppCuber 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free: Punchy string... girl?

    • @Raynotherebro
      @Raynotherebro 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ermes Costello's Kiss: Multiply arms and legs go boom

    • @ToppCuber
      @ToppCuber 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Foo Fighters'... Foo Fighters: plankton GUN

  • @maxwell4508
    @maxwell4508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In the infinite future.
    Wonder of U.
    Ever watched final destination? Yeah that.

  • @dragongames8565
    @dragongames8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    ⚠️Part6 Spoilers!⚠️
    *Jolyne Cujoh:Stone Free*
    *Punchy stringy girl*
    *Gwess:Goo Goo Dolls*
    *ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᴶᵒˡʸⁿᵉ*
    *John Galli A:Manhattan Transfer*
    *Both Stand and Stand user are blind and he still can SHOT SOMEONE?*
    *Jotaro Kujo:Star Platinum*
    *Punchy Old Boi*
    *Enrico Pucci:White Snake*
    *Technically not a pale snake*
    *Ermes Costello:Kiss*
    *Jotaro would think this stand is very funny!*
    *Thunder McQueen:Highway to hell*
    *It will literally drag you to hell along with it.*
    *Empório Alniño:Burning Down The house*
    *That one stand that rohan HATES!*
    *Foo Fighters:Foo Fighters*
    *Wait..humans have 70% water in body?*
    *Miraschon:Marlyn Manson*
    *Drop a ball and lose your organs.*
    *Weather Report:Weather Report*
    *IT'S RAINING PHONES!*
    *Rang Wangler:Jumpin Jack Flash*
    *Imagine if he spoke spitting?*
    *Sports Maxx:Limp Bizkit*
    *Dead by daylight.*
    *Narciso Anasui:Diver Down*
    *technically not driving.*
    *Gucci:Survivor*
    *World War 3*
    *Viviano Westwood:Planet Waves*
    *Look! A shooting star! Wait, IT'S GETTING CLOS-*
    *Kenzou:Dragon's Dream*
    *His power is:explode your neurons from trying so hard to understand this stand!*
    *D an G:Yo Yo Mah*
    *Who's Joe?*
    *Green Baby:Green,Green Grass of Home*
    *You have a pineapple as an employee*
    *Miu Miu:Jail House Lock*
    *Alzheimer V2*
    *Ungalo:Bohemian Rhapsody*
    *Remember your anime waifu? I have good news!*
    *Rikiel:Sky High*
    *You know that one adult toys? Now imagine it how alive flying creatures.*
    *Donatello Versace:Underworld*
    *Dig the ground and find a memory of planes falling!*
    *Enrico Pucci:C-Moon*
    *I'M FALLING TO THE SKYYYYY*
    *Enrico Pucci:Made In heaven*
    *He can- (speeds up) wow,took an hour to explain this one..*

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These all fit so well

    • @dragongames8565
      @dragongames8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thelivingglitch1371 I had to watch an entire video of almost 40 minutes just for this comment, it was worth it.

    • @anxious_sins9341
      @anxious_sins9341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Part 7 Spoilers
      Johnny Joestars :Tusk act 1
      haha Nails got BRR
      Gyro Zeppeli: Ball Breaker
      SPEEEEEEEEN-
      Lucy Steels: Ticket to Ride
      Not Actually a ticket
      Mountain Tim: Oh! Lonesome Me
      what kind of fucking rope is thi-
      Dr. Ferdinand/Diego Brando: Scary Monsters
      * HIGH PITCH DINOSAUR SCREECH *
      Hot Pants: Cream starter
      It's just silly string but it's.. Pepper Spray?
      Funny Valentine: D4C
      * insert American quote *
      Sandman: In a Silent Way
      big woosh
      Johnny Joestars: Tusk Act 2:
      Now, it really hurts,
      Boomboom Family: Toom of the boom 1 2 3
      i just... i just don't understand
      Oyecomova: Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure
      It's Like Killer queen
      Pork Pie Hat Kid Wired:
      OH GOD THOSE ARE NOT FISHING HOOKS-
      Johnny Joestar: Tusk Act 3
      Now We're thinking of portals?
      Blackmore: Catch the Rainbow
      rain rain go away-
      Giant Tree Sugar Mountain:
      Wait.. the tree is a stand user?!
      Eleven Men: Tatoo You!
      You know that harry potter movie where the main villian is in the back of the professor's head
      Mike O.: Tubular Bells
      it's like a giraffe
      Magent Magent: 20th Century Boy:
      how the f-
      Axl RO: Civil War
      PTSD is tough man
      Chocolate Disco: D-I-S-C-O
      EVERYBODY DANCE NOW-
      Funny Valentine: D4C Love Train
      Haha, get reflected noob
      Johnny Joestar: Act 4
      Punchy Spinny Boy
      Diego Brando (Alternate): The World
      it's stupid that it can only freeze time for like. 5 seconds.

    • @dragongames8565
      @dragongames8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anxious_sins9341 Thanks for do It for me,also, that's amazing

    • @momoshikiotsutsuki2669
      @momoshikiotsutsuki2669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about part 8??

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I only just now realized that the "mommy GUN daddy GUN" joke uses the same "GUN" from Hol horse

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the GUN sound clip is used for Bad Company, too

  • @scottcrabtree1066
    @scottcrabtree1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You could really feel his sanity slipping at the end there

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Her*

    • @howgetsomething2327
      @howgetsomething2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep her

    • @Jeremy-ld9wt
      @Jeremy-ld9wt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @MidnightSparrows WAIT A MINUTE-

    • @morgana_the_cat
      @morgana_the_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jeremy-ld9wt *15 years in the previously*

    • @Nyahahameha
      @Nyahahameha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it fair to ask, is she using a voce changer for the sake of anonymity or is it because she's trans? Legitimately curious, both about the question and about the fairness of asking it.

  • @Nyahahameha
    @Nyahahameha ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Huh, I only now realized that the Stands' names stop having colors in them starting with Hol Horse's Emperor.

  • @NotYourBreakfast
    @NotYourBreakfast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jolyne Kujo’s Stone Free: Punchy string girl
    Gwess’ Goo Goo dolls: Jolyne is now a furry?!?!
    Jotaro Kujo’s Star Platinum: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!
    Johngalli A’s Manhattan Transfer: Aimbot but bad
    Enrico Pucci’s Whitesnake: Way too many different abilities for one stand. Also not actually a snake.
    Thunder McQueen’s Highway To Hell: Stop killing yourself!
    Emporio Alnino’s Burning Down The House: I dont like this one can he get a different one later?
    Ermes Costello’s Kiss: Ctrl C, Ctrl V.
    Foo Fighters’ Foo fighters?: Plankton GUN
    Miraschon’s Marilyn Manson: Miraschon will steal your liver in 3 days!
    Weather Report’s Weather Report?: This is a surprise tool that will help us later!
    Lang Rangler’s Jumpin’ Jack Flash: So he like spits on you and- *everything starts floating* WHAT
    Sports Maxx’s Limp Biscuit: Hehe flaccid pancakes.
    Narciso Anasui’s Diver Down: Diver Down isnt gonna be the only thing diving into Jolyne 😏
    Guccio’s Survivor: Twitter arguement
    Viviano Westwood’s Planet Waves: Meteors? But I thought it was a cars magnet!
    Kenzo’s Dragon’s Dream: *insert 5 paragraph long explination on feng shui*
    D & G’s Yo-yo ma: So its like- YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA *MAKE IT STOP!!!*
    Green Baby’s Green Green Grass of home: GREEN GREEN GREen green green ᴳʳᵉᵉⁿ ᴳʳᵉᵉⁿ …..
    Foo Fighters Boiling Water Stand: Can beat GER
    Miuccia Miuller’s Jail House Lock: You forgor💀
    Ungalo’s Bohemian Rhapsody: HOLY SHIT ANASUI KILLED PINOCCHIO!
    Rikiel’s Sky High: Goofy photo bugs
    Weather Report’s Heavy Weather: So basica-🐌
    Donatello Versus’ Under World: How does the earth remember? It doesnt have a hippocampus.
    Enrico Pucci’s C-Moon: I O
    N P
    V E
    E R
    R A
    S T
    E I
    O
    N


    Enrico Pucci’s Made In Heaven: OK SO BASICA-
    Emporio Alnino’s Weather Report: Told you!!!

  • @AKM0517
    @AKM0517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When NO! Is the most accurate description of GER's ability

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet when she does SBR we'll get "Johnny Joestar's Tusk ACT 4- *YES* "

  • @CalamityCritters
    @CalamityCritters ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mohammed Avdol
    Magician’s Red:
    Shoots fire.

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Joseph Joestar
      Hermit Purple:
      Punch a camera, see a naked man!

    • @onnerus1GD
      @onnerus1GD หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Noriaki Kakyoin's Hierophant Green:
      I guess he possesses a body that one time but he mostly just shoots rocks

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:43 the super short clip of Emporer out of context AND he shoots it is so fuckin funny

  • @avragidootisdumb
    @avragidootisdumb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ghiaccio is so cool he got 2 screens and his own absolutely unique joke.

  • @Alex_wav
    @Alex_wav 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:53 THATSSSSS 😡NOT😡 HOW THAT WORKS-

  • @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo
    @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find it hilarious that everytime the eye catch bit ends there’s a single frame of someone screaming or talking

  • @thunderdrill8226
    @thunderdrill8226 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I hope Made in Heaven explanation is just Jojo's Bizarre adventure but really really fast

  • @spookyjohn6543
    @spookyjohn6543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Book that you read and nothing else"
    I never stopped to think about this

  • @the_puzzlest
    @the_puzzlest ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i just realized the narrator guy swapped voices because of the soul swap thing and thats why chariot requiem's description is "I CANT SAY I KNOW WHAT IM DOING HERE" because they swapped with narrator guy and have no idea what happened

  • @Twenty_Third_Nerd2347
    @Twenty_Third_Nerd2347 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly, 'NO' perfectly desrcibes Golden Experience Requiem's power

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Viva's funniest bits are always when she says something the same exact way multiple times

  • @shyguygaming5397
    @shyguygaming5397 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Here’s some I came up with for some of the Steel Ball Run stands:
    Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: Adorable spinny boy.
    Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 2: Robotic spinny boy.
    Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 3: Portal spinny boy.
    Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Absolute murder man.
    Gyro Zeppeli's the Spin's Ball Breaker: Backgamon time again!
    Dr. Ferdinand's Scary Monsters: Turns people into dinosaurs.
    Diego Brando's Scary Monsters: I guess it’s his now.
    Pocoloco's Hey Ya!: He gives pep talks… that’s it.
    Funny Valentine's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: First, we must talk about parallel univer- (Gets cut off by 2nd narrator): Funny Valentine's Dirty De- wait who are you? *text boxes come together and explode*
    Alternate Diego Brando's THE WORLD (case sensitive): Punchy Bo- hey, I’ve seen this one before.

    • @agedstring
      @agedstring 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Alternatively
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: Fingernail *GUN*
      Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Punchy Murder Man

  • @nialvessal
    @nialvessal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn, no wonder it takes her forever to release these
    All of them are hilarious

  • @anthonysmith5825
    @anthonysmith5825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yuya fungami's highway star, weird feet stand is real & it's C O M I N G F O R Y O U

  • @76254r
    @76254r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ciaccolata's Green Day
    "Do you have the time, to *Kill* everything all at once"

  • @Khione3
    @Khione3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes the orangutan is the user
    Yes the orangutan has a name
    Yea the boat is the stand
    *OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND*

  • @mikelawliet4746
    @mikelawliet4746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:15, you should have doppio look into the future to see his explanation first

  • @PHOENIX_FLY_
    @PHOENIX_FLY_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The sun
    LOL

  • @boxxcombo
    @boxxcombo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Silver Chariot: A very fast knight who's skilled with a rapier and can even shoot off his armor and sword
    Silver Chariot Requiem: H A T

  • @petey5009
    @petey5009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:44 "Technically not a Man in the Mirror"
    3:35 "Technically not a HANGED MAN"
    This man has been waiting for this joke for 3 years

  • @nikospace4355
    @nikospace4355 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:24
    "When a daddy (GUN)
    And a mommy (GUN)
    love each other very much..."

  • @finalbossgamer5481
    @finalbossgamer5481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her going "NO" for GER is the most understandable thing ever

  • @ExplodingSteve
    @ExplodingSteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:30 i just got this part, the voice isnt him it’s someone else so hes asking “what am i doing here?”

    • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
      @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Her. Viva Reverie uses she/her pronouns.

    • @scottsepter
      @scottsepter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​@@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirlWhile it is nice to have clarity for Viva's pronouns, I do believe they were referring to the fact that Okuyasu (I think) is the one speaking here.

    • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
      @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scottsepter They said "The voice isn't him, it's someone else" - as in "The voice isn't Viva, it's someone else". The "him" was referring to Viva here.

  • @Christian-jc6gf
    @Christian-jc6gf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that 'mad fold in' part of The hand

  • @Bikercrash-uw3cc
    @Bikercrash-uw3cc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:22 Daniel j. D'arby's orsiris: ( pokemon battle intro )
    1:26 Terrence t. D'arby's atum: O H
    T H A T ' S A B A S E B A L L

  • @joshuageldenhuys5917
    @joshuageldenhuys5917 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Technically not a fly : Tower
    Technically not a fly : super fly

  • @fnafplushultimate6792
    @fnafplushultimate6792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *GUN*
    *GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN*
    *when a daddy G U N and a mommy G U N love each other very much*

    • @YouthMistake
      @YouthMistake 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your comment kinda looks like an upside-down gun.

    • @fnafplushultimate6792
      @fnafplushultimate6792 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @YouthMistake forgot I made this comment tbh
      also I can't unsee that now

  • @metalapplesus
    @metalapplesus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everyone talks about the two year wait for the Hanged Man In The Mirror joke, but I honestly gotta hand it to Viva for the way Moody Blues was explained at 3:20, probably the most accurately- yet simply-explained stand in the series so far.

  • @boomllani5747
    @boomllani5747 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Stand Master: Jolyne Cujoh
    Stand Name: Stone Ocean
    Description
    Punchy girl

  • @hypernova_119
    @hypernova_119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait for "Weather Report's Weather Report: Reports the weather"

  • @ShrubRustle
    @ShrubRustle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always explain King Crimson as - anything that happens in skipped time Only Sort Of Happens

  • @Azurada23rd
    @Azurada23rd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jolyne Kujo’s Stone Free: Punchy String Lady