All JoJo stand profiles but really fast {ORIGINAL BY VIVA REVERIE}
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable But Really Really Fast: • JoJo's Bizarre Adventu...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind But Really Really Fast: • JoJo's Bizarre Adventu...
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For those who don’t get Sale’s Kraft Work: Owa Daim is the name of the monk who oversees the Stasis trial in Breath of the Wild.
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT CONNECTS!
Does the old man have the same power?
THANK YOU
I played BOTW and still had no clue what the reference was because there are so many monks in that game
EDIT: Oh shit and Sale was using Stasis on Mista's bullet
@@urbainleverrier1 not really. In Breath of the Wild you basically download the ability to freeze objects for a limited time onto your iPhone and you have to use it to beat the shrine to get a treasure. The ability basically does exactly what Kraft Work does. If you hit the object it’ll gain momentum in a direction when you unfreeze it, the more you hit it the more momentum it gains.
No body asked
technically not a man in the mirror, technically not a hanged man, best 2 year wait for a joke.
Tower of Gray: Not a tower.
Super Fly: Not a fly.
@@k-boi420 super fly*
@@bat-man_42069 Sorry.
@@k-boi420
Tower of Grey: Not actually a fly
Super Fly: Not actually a fly
@@k-boi420 As a bonus, Super fly has a grey color, Tower of grey has super speed
All the jokes can finally be seen when they're not all separated by episodes
I could see them even WHILE seperated by episodes.
Especially "technically not a man in the mirror"
Everyone was talking about technically not a hanged man though, which is the same joke but more obvious
Only 2
I find it hilarious that the only bit from the actual animation they left in is
"Cinderella"
"Cinderella"
"Have You Watched Cinderella?"
Also emperor
YES
WOOF.
“have you watched cinderella?”
*explosion*
“What?! So then my King Crimson explanation doesn’t make sense after all!”
“Diavolo’s King Crimson: NEVERMIND!”
I really like the detail that Silver Chariot Requiem switched the narrator's voice for someone else's.
WOW I JUST GOT THAT OH MY GOD 'I CAN'T SAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE' IS SOMEONE ELSE SUDDENLY BEING THE NARRATOR OH MY GOD
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's Diavolo's voice
^ No it's Okuyasu
She uses the voice she uses for DIO as the narrator. Probably uses the same voice for Okuyasu and Diavolo.
@@InfiniteGreninja she?
“Giorno Giovanna’s Golden Experience: Requiem; *NO* “
That’s what got me
I mean a basic description is punchy time reset boy.
Can I- NO
Not funny, didn't happen
@@jojo._.586 But.. It DID happen
@@NyanTheFurryBut... It DID happen
0:44 “technically not a man in the mirror”
3:35 “technically not a hanged man”
3:34 Just for the full clip.
Also
0:15 "not actually a fly"
And
2:57 "not actually a fly"
I get they aren't technically the Right thing considering they dont swap, which I understand if you didn't comment it for that purpose, but honestly I think it deserves the mention
I actually took the time to read heaven's door
In a short simplified way: only people who are perceptive to the manga get turned into biographies, josuke was immune because he wasn't
Actually he only didn’t because he was too angry to look at it/care
@@wolfherojohnson2766 Exactly, he was too angry to be perceptive of it.
Josuke was literally blinded by rage so he couldn't see the manga
Literally "Face Book" in reverse
Rohan : Biography
Josuke : Did you say something about my hair ??? 😡
It took me seeing this video to realize that hol horse’s “GUN” description was used for bad company and Sex Pistols.
I genuinely want Manhattan Transfer’s description to be “Helps with GUN”
GUN
@@lunawohlmut4821 or FF's finger GUN
@@thesimpostor6251 water GUN
And emperor
For the first one “But its like, invisible fire because it’s stand fire so only stand users can see the fire, also there’s 70 named attacks he uses with varying degrees of frequency- including like, there’s a compass thing he uses once and doesn’t really do anything and immediately after using- oh oops wait you’re not supposed to know that yet”
Thnx
It says "You're not supposed to know that yet" instead of "You're not supposed to no that yet"
@@Frank-rz9dd fixed
@@sugarhoneyicetea3040 Nice
Hanged man : technically not a man in the mirror
Man in the mirror : technically not a hanged *MAN*
My favorite is the moody blues one witch is actually the perfect way to describe that stand
"My favorite is the moody blues one witch is the perfect way to describe that stand"
Giorno Giovanna's Gold Experience Requi-
*N O*
@@goldxperiencerequiem I raise you:
The boss's king crimson: Times skips-Except for when it doesn't Whaattt
Just yo clarify, Heaven's Door is like a command block of minecraft
yeah, because it just says see a drawing. a line is a drawing. throwing ink into the air is a drawing. EVERYTHING IS A DRAWING
Kinda? I mean, Heaven's Door does actually have more limits than a lot of people realize. It can't just change the properties of a person (i.e. writing dead to kill someone or writing smart in Okuyasu to make him a genius), and it can't create new information. What it can do, however, is write commands that the person affected must follow and remove people's memories.
@@inkdragoon4547It literally does though. Rohan writes that Koichi will be launched backwards to escape the alley when Koichi turned around early. His velocity is a property of the person.
@@unkarsthug4429 That falls under commands that a person must follow, not changing their properties or creating new information.
@@inkdragoon4547 The person didn't follow that command, Koichi simply experienced a force launching him backwards. If you look, his legs don't launch him.
King Crimson:
Time skips forward by ten seconds, and he can see what happens in that ten second period before it happens, and, like, anything that happens in that ten second period doesn’t affect him, even though he kinda can influence things during it, like- i mean it kinda makes sense if you think of it as like, anything that would’ve happened in that ten second period DID happen, EVEN IF he was involved, which is how he can cut off Trish’s hand, but other wise nothing happens to him
except for when it doesn’t. …Whaaat
Wait so my King Crimson explanation doesn’t make sense after all??
Diavolo’s King Crimson:
NEVER MIND!
@Hardhead456 oh right forgot about that
Idk 'Never Mind' is a pretty on-the-nose explanation for KC
King Crimson: Causality is way to damn complicated.
Giorno's golden experience requiem:
*N O*
@@justarandomalt255 Scolipi’s Rolling Stones: Your density
So if stands are a representation of someone's personality or fighting spirit, what kind of personality would you have to have to get a stand that kills you if someone looks at your back or traps you in a pylon for the rest of your life.
a really fucked up one, i think.
I feel like you’d have to be clinically depressed to have a Stand like that
The canonical answers are:
1) An intense, life defining anxiety about being seen from behind.
2) An intense, life defining need to live off the grid.
@@blindbeholder9713 Shit dude, that's deep
1 - Anxiety
2 - Enochlophobia
Can’t wait for Stone Ocean but Really Really Fast. I wonder which Stand will carry the “GUN” joke for that part?
Part from white snake I don't know of any.
And ws just would a normal gun, that's separate from the stand itself.
Jolyne kujio's Stone free, punchie girl
Stand user Foo Fighters
Stand name I forgot
Fish finger *GUN*
@@Dom_The_Otaku Maybe
@@Dom_The_Otaku foo fighters is the stand name
Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free : Super Elastic Punchy Girl
Gwess' Goo Goo Dolls : It's rat season !
Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum : Quota completed !
Jonghalli A's Manhattan Transfer : Aimbot but bad
White Snake : C*m joke
Hermes Costello's Kiss : Bastet but alone
Alexander McQueen's Highway to Hell : If this guy is already bad, I don't want to imagine it into Detroit
Emporio Alnino's Burning Down the House : Wait, I thought it was Florida, not California
Foo Fighters' Foo Fighters : He's in water... Also GUN !
Mirashon's Marilyn Manson : D'Arby's joke
Weather Report's Weather Report : Simply Piano
Lang Rangler's Jumpin' Jack Flash : Technically not 0 gravity
Father Pucci's White Snake : Nice joke ! Discs can work forever ! Wait, really ?
Sports Max's Limp Bizkit : Crocodiles can stick on walls, you know ?
Viviano Westwood's Planet Waves : Kars magnet
Narcisso Annasui's Diver Down : Body slam
Kenzo's Dragons Dream : Can't believe you drunk so hard you imploded
Guccio's Survivor : Twitter
D&G's Yo-yo-ma : Wait, so non-Stand users just see floatting trousers ?
Green Baby's Green Grass of Home : WHY DOES EVEONe get so small ?
Father Pucci's White Snake : That's the third power already !!!!
Miuccia Miuller's Jail House Lock : Mista joke
Ungalo's Bohemian Rhapsody : Copyrights garranteed !
Rykiel's Sky High : Stop going by air in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure !
Versace Donatello's Under World : Wow, you even managed to crash underground
Weather Report's Heavy Weather : 7 pages explanation
Father Pucci's C-Moon : T R
E I
C G
H H
N T
I
C
A
L
L
Y
Father Pucci's Made in Heaven : Oh man...
Emporio Alnino's Weather Report : ... Wait a minute !
These are gold XD
Hehe Noice.
Dragon dream should have its manga explanation
Imo GGD should be:
Gwess' Goo Goo Dolls: Deja Vu?
Pocolocco's Hey Ya!: The one true friend
Boom Boom Family Tomb Of The Boom: Overexaggerated Magnets
Mountain Tim's Oh! Lonesome Me: Sticky Fingers but rope?
Oyecomova's Boku No Rythm Wo Kitekure: This is the 4th introduction of bomb related stand... and it's not the last.
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: When GUN is not enough
Pork Pie Hat Kid's Wired: Beach Boy
Dr. Ferdinand's Scary Monsters: * Jurassic Park Theme *
Diego Brando's Scary Monsters: * Bad recreation of Jurassic Park Theme *
Hot Pants' Cream Starter: Eat Shit and Fall of your hor-
Ringo Roadagain's Mandom: Road *again* - OH that's clever
Blackmore's Catch The Rainbow: Dark Blue Moon found a friend
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 2: Aimbot but good
Sandman's In A Silent Way: Echoes Act 4
Tree's? Sugar Mountain: The Honest Woodman
Mike O's Tubular Bells: Remember that one balloon dog you got from that street artist? Yeah..
Eleven Men Tattoo You!: Honestly second most confusing stand in this part
Magent Magent's 20th Century Boy: Aquaphobia Kars
Axl Ro's Civil War: The only thing this stand lacked was Vietnam reference
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 3: Never seen again
Funny Valentine's D4C: (A paragraph) Dirty Deeds Done Dirt cheap is a stand that allows Funny Valentine to travel between dimensions when he's standing in the middle of 2 objects. The "who shot Johnny" scene is a great example because Funny Valentine made everyone travel between dimension for confusion in an attempt to turn them against each other. The stand can also bring people from other universes as well as items, if two same entities from other worlds collide the "merging sponge" effect happens causing the two targets to merge and implode.
D-I-S-C-O's Chocolate Disco: Two people using this stand would make for a pretty interesting chess showdown
Lucy Steel's Ticket To Ride: See Holy it wasn't that hard to manifest a working stand!
Funny Valentine's D4C Love Train: *NO* ... U
Gyro Zeppeli's Ball Breaker: If Greatful Death was a punchy-boi
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Spinning Punchy Boy
Diego Brando's THE WORLD (case sensitive): We've done this already
Ghiaccio’s 4th Wall break still gets to me every time.
"THAT'S NNOT HOW THAT WORKS!"
@@AtomicGolemglass breaking noises
My favorite one is the talking head profile since it portrays the ability so accurately
Tiziano’s Talking Head:
IS A SHARK?!
Come on, it's obviously a shark!
IT’S NOT A STAND THAT DOESN’T MAKE PEOPLE LIE!
@@wormsign2637 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT
Y'know, I always thought Holly Kujo not being able to bear the power of stands was explained later in the franchise when arrows came along ._. like: *"Not everybody can manifest a stand, and sometimes people die trying ._."*
Does that mean a rat and a turtle and a baby can manifest it fine?
@@pokuhmoo9415 yes, and we even have a case somewhat like hers with Masazo Kinoto and his Cheap Trick
Honestly, it's still kinda sexist within the context of Stardust Crusaders because the female Stand Users that we see are all minions of DIO; Mariah, Nena, Midler, Enya. It's not only that Holly Kujo has no fighting spirit; there's an implication that "good" women don't fight.
@@luckystriker842 yeah that too
@@luckystriker842 wait... you said it yourself!
There's like 3 women who are powerful stand users in S.C! Enyaba's stand was even strong enough to kill an entire village and posses their corpses like puppets >>
I feel like y'all are just nit-picking at this point ē_ē if anything, you could argue that all along the franchise, who gets a stand and who doesn't is picked almost completely at random ê.ê again, see the rat, the turtle and the baby.
I'm just saying ê_ê holly's character was never portrayed as a confrontational person ē_ê and that could've very well been the reason she wasn't able to bear her own stand's power. Again, SHE DID get a stand, but she wasn't able to control its power, unlike the 3 other women in the anime that could.
HOW IS ALL OF THIS SEXIST?! THE OTHER 3 FEMALE STAND USERS WERE POWERFUL AND CONFIDENT ._. SO WHAT GIVES???
I love how Kc's second explanation, chariot requiem's explanation, and GER's explanation despite being simple and not technically explaining anything perfectly describe the actual stands. "NEVER MIND" works since KC is about changing the users fate, so essentially seeing that you're about to be stabbed and using kc to just "nevermind" that fate. chariot requiem swaps everyone's souls around which works for the explanation "I cant say i know what im doing here" bonus points since its someone else narrating instead of the actual narrator. GER basically denies the fate that will happen from ever happening, so "NO" is a perfect description
its a little late but, the chariot requiem explanation is wrong.
“I cant say I know what im doing here” is said using his polnareff voice, just a small joke about the narrator and polnareff switching souls :)
@@KingOfAllGhoulsActually, i think it's more Okuyasu than it is Polnareff, if i heard correctly
@@KingOfAllGhouls No, that's definitely her Okuyasu voice. Polnereff swapped with the turtle.
2:28
Have you watched Cinderella?
Ye-* BOOM *
Yoshikage Kira's "Killer Queen": laser beam missed the memo
Yoshikage Kira’s
“Killer Queen’s Sheer Heart Attack”:
Killer Queen’s Hand’s Tank’s
Heat-Seeking’s Explosives’s’s’s’s
Yoshikage Kira killer "queens bites the dust"
I got you babe
For Superfly, Cheap Trick, and Enigma, Viva Reverie posted singular clips of Thursday.
I know but I thought this was funnier
@@creepercraftguy5326 i agree
I love how she just gave up explaining part 5 stands.
*She, Viva is trans :)
@@lexo632 oh, sorry! I wasn't aware 😅
really?
"enyaba's justice"
"sees where incorrect breathing, GETS Y-"
I remember when I watched the Stardust Crusaders but really fast and I was like "ooh, tecnically not a man in the mirror, amazing reference" and when I watched the Golden Wind video it was just amazing to see the reference to Hanged Man back
Jolyne Cujoh’s Stone Free: Punchy Girl
punchy girl
oh and Spiderman basically
Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free:
If you want to destroy my sweater
Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free: Punchy string... girl?
Ermes Costello's Kiss: Multiply arms and legs go boom
Foo Fighters'... Foo Fighters: plankton GUN
The best part was that Aqua-Necklace was a fucking "Horse of water" joke
Hey that is my last name
Explain?
@@Jeremy-ld9wt mizu means water and uma means horse
@@yagomizuma2275
O
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XD
I love how she just reuses the *GUN* sound everytime
Viva uses she/her pronouns.
@@STAROCiDE k
*she
"Laser beam missed the memo" & "Dynamite missed the memo" on KILLER QUEEN AND STRAY CAT goes so hard.
“Mad fold in” is an underrated one
I love the stand profile reader in Viva Reverie's Bizzare Adventure: (Yes, that is what I will call the seires from now on) Golden Wind. She feels a lot more alive & personality-filled than the stand profile readers in Stardust Crusaders & Diamond Is Unbreakable.
*She, Viva uses she/her.
thats what voice training does to you
also estrogen probably
The amount of references to past videos (“technically not a man in the mirror” to “technically not a hanged man”) and to other media (Owa Daim, a monk in BOTW) and just the funny explanations (or lack thereof) for some of them is, in my opinion, what makes the JJBA “…But Really Really Fast” series absolutely hilarious
Ghiaccio's White Album
-1° Kelvin
Ghiaccio: ThAt'S nYyOt HoW tHaT wOrKs
Actually, Quantum mechanics allows this
My favorite from each part:
Part 3: "See where incorrect breathing GETS YOU!!!"
Part 4: "GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN"
Part 5: "When a mommy GUN and a daddy GUN love each other very much."
So basically Enyaba's Justice, Keicho Nijimura's Bad Company, and Guido Mista's Sex Pistols.
3:53 THATSSSSS 😡NOT😡 HOW THAT WORKS-
"Weird Feet Stand is real and it is CoMiNG fOr yOU!!!!"
Tower of Gray: not actually a fly
Super Fly: not actually a fly
how are we still discovering jokes even though this has been out for years?!
Foo Fighters: look I don't think Araki's gonna make an actual fly into a Stand
1:25 So T. T. D'Arby is a tall hat guy? Alright.
3:41
Explanation time!
The reason why she said *“OWEEEOOO”* when explaining Mr. President’s ability to store people into the turtle is a reference to Re:Zero’s Call Of The Witch, which plays when someone unexpected happens.
Like, actually? If so thats really cool.
She*
It's a _Doctor Who_ reference; the turtle is bigger on the inside, like the TARDIS.
How obscure is that series?
@@MariktheGunslinger COOL
stand profiles in the beginning: can **insert attack here** and can also **insert strange fetishized ability here** but only sometimes 😃
stand profiles towards the end: *I GIVE UP*
Morph Dirt
Morph Mineral
Morph Sand... Car
I love The Fool.
Also, both "NEVER MIND" and "NO" being jokes about KC and GER abilities being complex and actual good explanations of their abilities is great.
Morph face
Morph- wait, he’s a what?
Okay, hold on-
"Yes the orangutan is the user.
Yes the orangutan has a name
Yes the boat is the stand
OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND-"
The genuine fear-
No thanks.
On another note, it's nice to hear the evolution of vivareverie's voice and narration :)
Her delivery of "Trish Una's Spice Girl" and "Vinegar Doppio's Epitaph'" sound so pretty :,) 💛
“Technically not a man in the mirror”
Now that’s what I call fiveshadowing
the quarter second clips before the cards makes it so funny to me
Predictions for the PHF Stands:
Shiela E’s Voodoo Child: Everybody talks
Cannolo Murolo’s All Along Watch Tower: oompa loompa doopity doo
Massimo Volpe’s Manic Depression: crippling addiction to steroids
Vittorio Cataldi’s Dolly Dagger: My damage? No, OUR damage
Angelica Attanassio’s Night Bird Flying: Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Vladimir Coqaci’s Rainy Day Dream Away: Hooked on a ffffeeling
Also: Pannacotta Fugo's Purple Haze: Damn I thought I could skip this one-
& SPOILER WARNING
When they find out Cannolo lied about his ability
WAIT SO HE LIED ABOUT HIS ABILITY?! Why don't more Stand Users do that?!
Cannolo Murolo's All Along the Watch Tower: NEVERMIND-
& finally-
Pannacotta Fugo's Purple Haze Distortion: See where infected spit GETS YOU
Manic Depression should be: EVERYTHING'S WRONG
Since it's opposite kind of Pearl Jam if I remember right
@@-Wayla- lol that actually makes a lot of sense, it would either be
Massimo Volpe's Manic Depression: Pearl Jam but bad
OR Massimo could say "& I'll do absolutely nothing wrong" ... & then
Massimo Volpe's Manic Depression: Absolutely everything wrong
I did not understand the Night Bird Flying
@@reddragon8488 dreams
During Silver Chariot Requiem’s profile, Okuyasu temporarily takes over for the Voice in the Sky due to temporarily having his soul in her body.
Jojo Fast (Part 3 in 5)
0:00 Stardust Crusaders
1:38 Diamonds is Unbreakable
3:10 Golden Wind
Part 6 in 8 coming soon.
0:42 GUN
1:48 GUN(s) (but a lot)
3:24 GUN children
@@grey2753
Johngalli A's Manhattan transfer:
GUN but far away
also he can like feel the air and figure out where everyone is?
Johnny Joestar's Tusk
nail GUN
Johnny Joestar's Tusk act 2
now he makes holes
Johhny Joestar's Tusk act 3
noh he can enter holes
Johnny Joestar's Tusk act 4
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Josuke Higashikata's Soft and wet
Bubble GUN
...what about 7 and 9?
@@lpmatthews7387 part nine isn’t out yet
"Soon"
4:35 yeah pretty much
Quick explanation for King Crimson: it gives everyone except Diavolo a massive lag spike
Jolyne Kujo’s Stone Free: Punchy string girl
Gwess’ Goo Goo dolls: Jolyne is now a furry?!?!
Jotaro Kujo’s Star Platinum: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!
Johngalli A’s Manhattan Transfer: Aimbot but bad
Enrico Pucci’s Whitesnake: Way too many different abilities for one stand. Also not actually a snake.
Thunder McQueen’s Highway To Hell: Stop killing yourself!
Emporio Alnino’s Burning Down The House: I dont like this one can he get a different one later?
Ermes Costello’s Kiss: Ctrl C, Ctrl V.
Foo Fighters’ Foo fighters?: Plankton GUN
Miraschon’s Marilyn Manson: Miraschon will steal your liver in 3 days!
Weather Report’s Weather Report?: This is a surprise tool that will help us later!
Lang Rangler’s Jumpin’ Jack Flash: So he like spits on you and- *everything starts floating* WHAT
Sports Maxx’s Limp Biscuit: Hehe flaccid pancakes.
Narciso Anasui’s Diver Down: Diver Down isnt gonna be the only thing diving into Jolyne 😏
Guccio’s Survivor: Twitter arguement
Viviano Westwood’s Planet Waves: Meteors? But I thought it was a cars magnet!
Kenzo’s Dragon’s Dream: *insert 5 paragraph long explination on feng shui*
D & G’s Yo-yo ma: So its like- YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA *MAKE IT STOP!!!*
Green Baby’s Green Green Grass of home: GREEN GREEN GREen green green ᴳʳᵉᵉⁿ ᴳʳᵉᵉⁿ …..
Foo Fighters Boiling Water Stand: Can beat GER
Miuccia Miuller’s Jail House Lock: You forgor💀
Ungalo’s Bohemian Rhapsody: HOLY SHIT ANASUI KILLED PINOCCHIO!
Rikiel’s Sky High: Goofy photo bugs
Weather Report’s Heavy Weather: So basica-🐌
Donatello Versus’ Under World: How does the earth remember? It doesnt have a hippocampus.
Enrico Pucci’s C-Moon: I O
N P
V E
E R
R A
S T
E I
O
N
Enrico Pucci’s Made In Heaven: OK SO BASICA-
Emporio Alnino’s Weather Report: Told you!!!
Even though i watched the Part 3 a lot of times i was expecting GEB's description to be "Morph water"
In the infinite future.
Wonder of U.
Ever watched final destination? Yeah that.
I like that once you get to part 5, Viva completely gives up on any stand anything resembling an actual explanation.
⚠️Part6 Spoilers!⚠️
*Jolyne Cujoh:Stone Free*
*Punchy stringy girl*
*Gwess:Goo Goo Dolls*
*ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᴶᵒˡʸⁿᵉ*
*John Galli A:Manhattan Transfer*
*Both Stand and Stand user are blind and he still can SHOT SOMEONE?*
*Jotaro Kujo:Star Platinum*
*Punchy Old Boi*
*Enrico Pucci:White Snake*
*Technically not a pale snake*
*Ermes Costello:Kiss*
*Jotaro would think this stand is very funny!*
*Thunder McQueen:Highway to hell*
*It will literally drag you to hell along with it.*
*Empório Alniño:Burning Down The house*
*That one stand that rohan HATES!*
*Foo Fighters:Foo Fighters*
*Wait..humans have 70% water in body?*
*Miraschon:Marlyn Manson*
*Drop a ball and lose your organs.*
*Weather Report:Weather Report*
*IT'S RAINING PHONES!*
*Rang Wangler:Jumpin Jack Flash*
*Imagine if he spoke spitting?*
*Sports Maxx:Limp Bizkit*
*Dead by daylight.*
*Narciso Anasui:Diver Down*
*technically not driving.*
*Gucci:Survivor*
*World War 3*
*Viviano Westwood:Planet Waves*
*Look! A shooting star! Wait, IT'S GETTING CLOS-*
*Kenzou:Dragon's Dream*
*His power is:explode your neurons from trying so hard to understand this stand!*
*D an G:Yo Yo Mah*
*Who's Joe?*
*Green Baby:Green,Green Grass of Home*
*You have a pineapple as an employee*
*Miu Miu:Jail House Lock*
*Alzheimer V2*
*Ungalo:Bohemian Rhapsody*
*Remember your anime waifu? I have good news!*
*Rikiel:Sky High*
*You know that one adult toys? Now imagine it how alive flying creatures.*
*Donatello Versace:Underworld*
*Dig the ground and find a memory of planes falling!*
*Enrico Pucci:C-Moon*
*I'M FALLING TO THE SKYYYYY*
*Enrico Pucci:Made In heaven*
*He can- (speeds up) wow,took an hour to explain this one..*
These all fit so well
@@thelivingglitch1371 I had to watch an entire video of almost 40 minutes just for this comment, it was worth it.
Part 7 Spoilers
Johnny Joestars :Tusk act 1
haha Nails got BRR
Gyro Zeppeli: Ball Breaker
SPEEEEEEEEN-
Lucy Steels: Ticket to Ride
Not Actually a ticket
Mountain Tim: Oh! Lonesome Me
what kind of fucking rope is thi-
Dr. Ferdinand/Diego Brando: Scary Monsters
* HIGH PITCH DINOSAUR SCREECH *
Hot Pants: Cream starter
It's just silly string but it's.. Pepper Spray?
Funny Valentine: D4C
* insert American quote *
Sandman: In a Silent Way
big woosh
Johnny Joestars: Tusk Act 2:
Now, it really hurts,
Boomboom Family: Toom of the boom 1 2 3
i just... i just don't understand
Oyecomova: Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure
It's Like Killer queen
Pork Pie Hat Kid Wired:
OH GOD THOSE ARE NOT FISHING HOOKS-
Johnny Joestar: Tusk Act 3
Now We're thinking of portals?
Blackmore: Catch the Rainbow
rain rain go away-
Giant Tree Sugar Mountain:
Wait.. the tree is a stand user?!
Eleven Men: Tatoo You!
You know that harry potter movie where the main villian is in the back of the professor's head
Mike O.: Tubular Bells
it's like a giraffe
Magent Magent: 20th Century Boy:
how the f-
Axl RO: Civil War
PTSD is tough man
Chocolate Disco: D-I-S-C-O
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW-
Funny Valentine: D4C Love Train
Haha, get reflected noob
Johnny Joestar: Act 4
Punchy Spinny Boy
Diego Brando (Alternate): The World
it's stupid that it can only freeze time for like. 5 seconds.
@@anxious_sins9341 Thanks for do It for me,also, that's amazing
What about part 8??
Here’s some I came up with for some of the Steel Ball Run stands:
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: Adorable spinny boy.
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 2: Robotic spinny boy.
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 3: Portal spinny boy.
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Absolute murder man.
Gyro Zeppeli's the Spin's Ball Breaker: Backgamon time again!
Dr. Ferdinand's Scary Monsters: Turns people into dinosaurs.
Diego Brando's Scary Monsters: I guess it’s his now.
Pocoloco's Hey Ya!: He gives pep talks… that’s it.
Funny Valentine's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: First, we must talk about parallel univer- (Gets cut off by 2nd narrator): Funny Valentine's Dirty De- wait who are you? *text boxes come together and explode*
Alternate Diego Brando's THE WORLD (case sensitive): Punchy Bo- hey, I’ve seen this one before.
Alternatively
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: Fingernail *GUN*
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Punchy Murder Man
The one instant of episode after each one really ties the presentation together
0:43 the super short clip of Emporer out of context AND he shoots it is so fuckin funny
I love how you can hear her voice rising
Okay, I only realized the joke with Talking Head upon reseeing it in this and I have to say that's incredibly clever of viva.
I love how the moment ghiaccio finishes his sentence there is one frame of the car scene of him getting shot off the car
The sun
LOL
"LOL" "LOL" "LOL"
*Glass breaking noises*
LOL
Lol
lol
lol
You could really feel his sanity slipping at the end there
Her*
Yep her
@MidnightSparrows WAIT A MINUTE-
@@Jeremy-ld9wt *15 years in the previously*
Is it fair to ask, is she using a voce changer for the sake of anonymity or is it because she's trans? Legitimately curious, both about the question and about the fairness of asking it.
my favorites:
"Metal? ICK! AAAAAAAA" [the sound you make when you slowly say metallica]
"Do you have the time, to KILL everything all at once?" [Basket Case by Green Day but Viva replaced the "listen to me whine about" with "Kill"
I only just now realized that the "mommy GUN daddy GUN" joke uses the same "GUN" from Hol horse
the GUN sound clip is used for Bad Company, too
I love how this is 4 minutes long, just goes to show how many stands there are in this series so far
I like how it starts off kinda saying what the stand is (silver chariot for example) and then it just formed into just jokes
4:15, you should have doppio look into the future to see his explanation first
When NO! Is the most accurate description of GER's ability
I bet when she does SBR we'll get "Johnny Joestar's Tusk ACT 4- *YES* "
3:20 My favorito part
I love how you still left out some parts of the profile ending and some of them make it even funnier.
Yes the orangutan is the user
Yes the orangutan has a name
Yea the boat is the stand
*OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND*
4:30 Absolutely love the joke that Chariot Requiem swapped the minds of the narrator and some random dude
The random dude in question happens to be Okuyasu.
"I can't say I know what I am doing HERE..."
Her going "NO" for GER is the most understandable thing ever
I know I sound like a SJW here, but Viva's a girl.
@@creepercraftguy5326 Oh. I wasnt aware. Let me change it.
@@finalbossgamer5481 It's ok
0:43 *GUN*
1:48 *GUN x64*
3:25 When a mommy *GUN* and a daddy *GUN* loves each other very much
Everyone talks about the two year wait for the Hanged Man In The Mirror joke, but I honestly gotta hand it to Viva for the way Moody Blues was explained at 3:20, probably the most accurately- yet simply-explained stand in the series so far.
3:24
"When a daddy (GUN)
And a mommy (GUN)
love each other very much..."
Honestly, 'NO' perfectly desrcibes Golden Experience Requiem's power
Yuya fungami's highway star, weird feet stand is real & it's C O M I N G F O R Y O U
0:43
1:48
3:25
Bringing out the big guns
Ghiaccio is so cool he got 2 screens and his own absolutely unique joke.
Ciaccolata's Green Day
"Do you have the time, to *Kill* everything all at once"
Damn, no wonder it takes her forever to release these
All of them are hilarious
0:44 "Technically not a Man in the Mirror"
3:35 "Technically not a HANGED MAN"
This man has been waiting for this joke for 3 years
Woman.
3:35 viva waited so long to make that joke
I love that 'mad fold in' part of The hand
0:45 - 3:36
"Book that you read and nothing else"
I never stopped to think about this
Silver Chariot: A very fast knight who's skilled with a rapier and can even shoot off his armor and sword
Silver Chariot Requiem: H A T
kraft work is so good
0:43 Hol Horse’s Emperor: G U N
i just realized the narrator guy swapped voices because of the soul swap thing and thats why chariot requiem's description is "I CANT SAY I KNOW WHAT IM DOING HERE" because they swapped with narrator guy and have no idea what happened
Huh, I only now realized that the Stands' names stop having colors in them starting with Hol Horse's Emperor.
1:22 Daniel j. D'arby's orsiris: ( pokemon battle intro )
1:26 Terrence t. D'arby's atum: O H
T H A T ' S A B A S E B A L L
These Stand Profiles basically sums up what the stand is
also 0:43 *GUN*
Jolyne Cujoh’s Stone Free: Punchy Stringy Girl
Josuke Higashikata: Puncy bubble Boy.
Alternate Diego Brandos The World: Punchy Boy…Oh and *insert explanation here*
that is very true. How the hell DID notorious BIG get his job.
GER's explanation is easily the best. And it's 100% accurate too
Predictions for Part 7:
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: Shooty Fingernail Boy
Gyro Zeppeli's Ball Breaker: Insert Testicle Joke here
Lucy Steel's Ticket To Ride: Crying is beneficial now
Mountain Tim's Oh! Lonesome Me: *Indiana Jones theme*
Diego Brando's Scary Monsters: Is not a Shark
Hot Pants' Cream Starter: Worst name ever
Funny Valentine's D4C: *Very long explanation*
Funny Valentine's Love Train: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Johnny Joestars Tusk act 2: What in the world
Sandmans In a Silent Way: WHAAAT
Pocoloco's Hey Ya: Technically not a Cheap Trick
BoomBoom Family's Tomb of the Boom: Keeping up with the Kardashians
Oyecomova's Boku No Rythm: Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind
Pork Pie Hat Kid's Wired: Hooked on a-Wait a second
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 3: How does that even work
Ringo Roadagain's Mandom: We've had, what, 5 Time Manipulators now?
Blackmore's Catch The Rainbow: Depression
Giant Tree's Sugar Mountain: Greed is bad? Oh, how profound
Eleven Men's Tatoo You: I seriously have no idea
Mike O's Tubular Bells: Don't inhale Helium
Magent's 20th Century Boy: That's just Lazy Writing
Axel RO's Civil War: Gaslighting Incarnate-Wait a second
D-I-S-C-O's Chocolate Disco: Dungeons And Dragons
Diego Brando's The World: Do i have to explain?
Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: YES
Dr. Ferdinand's Scary Monsters: Jurassic Park
Diego: have you watched "Jurassic Park"?
Johnny: That ain't out yet.
Diego: Oh. Can I have some of your coffee?
Johnny: what?
Gyro: JOHNNY WHY ARE THERE DINOSAURS HERE?!- (kinda get the feeling Gyro would yell everything he says-)
Johnny: ... what?
(There I wrote a whole ass JoJo but really really fast skit, it sucks but it's fun-)
wouldn't Chocolate Disco be a Battleship joke instead?
@@F1areon D-I-S-C-O's Chocolate Disco: Who shot Johnny Joestar?
And I can tell those won't be the descriptions. She stated in her Phantom Blood video that 99% of the time, predictions will be wrong
@@agedstring No one is really trying to predict what jokes will be in the video, we kinda just having fun making our own jokes :)