A simple 'wrong' would've done just fine...

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  • A puppy and a little boy story as an Industrial Revolution's analogy.
    The very best scene of Billy Madison (1995), Adam Sandler's movie.
    If you still didn't watch the whole thing, go rent/buy it because it's worth it.
    IMDB: www.imdb.com/ti...
    The host says:
    Mr Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
    Billy Madison:
    Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine, but...

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  • @lambojam
    @lambojam  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14675

    wow, I’ve realized by chance that I’ve uploaded this video exactly 10 years ago when I was 25 yo. now I live in a different continent, opposite hemisphere, I’m married and have a son. time flies
    and to whoever plans to answer this comment with “this is the most insanely idiotic thing that you’ve ever heard”, I say a simple “ignore” would do just fine

    • @PkorniBoi
      @PkorniBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

      Wow! Time flies! Have a great life :)

    • @Flatearth69
      @Flatearth69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +983

      may god have mercy on your soul

    • @losermcgee1318
      @losermcgee1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

      This is the most insanely idiotic thing that I've ever heard

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      @@losermcgee1318"Ignore"
      Someone told me this would do just fine

    • @vagato1893
      @vagato1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      and.... if i say congratulations Mr Lambojam?

  • @st3gosaurus
    @st3gosaurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26830

    When you invest all your skillpoints into charisma

  • @tobyzxcd
    @tobyzxcd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13317

    It never dawned on me how perfectly it was delivered

    • @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA
      @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      That, and the fact that "my spouse is sleeping around" is the same colour as "U.S Presidents"

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA
      Don't forget "I married common street trash" is the same color as Architecture.

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This was a good movie

    • @mattz2900
      @mattz2900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He absolutely nailed it. I don’t think it could have been delivered better.

    • @Zealant
      @Zealant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is that possible?

  • @Farhadk1989
    @Farhadk1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30084

    I wish moderators treated politician this way during debates.

    • @izdatbOi
      @izdatbOi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +929

      Finally, politics will be interesting.

    • @Farhadk1989
      @Farhadk1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      @@izdatbOi yeah, They will get a lot more viewers.

    • @disappointingperson9162
      @disappointingperson9162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Oh please, politics are already enough of a joke as is

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      And ever time they get caught lying,they get caned. For ever pandering false, broken promise littering the campiagn trail / election cycle: moonwalking thru broken glass, while juggling chainsaws...thoughts? barefooted ...

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Farhad Kohestani then they need to hire me!

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3518

    Fun fact: A federal judge named Leif M. Clarke once quoted this scene while rejecting a motion for dismissal in a bankruptcy case (King v. King, 2006). The defendant's lawyer had requested a dismissal using legal arguments that were so dumb and incoherent that the judge literally responded to him by directly quoting the "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard....." rant as part of his official written opinion. Amazing.

    • @dogmachine2406
      @dogmachine2406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cool story bro

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @bluewarriorgaming7823 I gave you the source, dude. King vs. King (2006). The text of the judge's ruling is readily available online.

    • @KnordRW
      @KnordRW ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shiverous www2.txwb.uscourts.gov/opinions/opdf/05-56485-lmc_King.pdf

    • @KnordRW
      @KnordRW ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The best part of that filing is the line after the Billy Madison quote: "Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote"

    • @mitchtom1409
      @mitchtom1409 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drrockkso8882 can’t find it

  • @maichea
    @maichea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20729

    Ironically enough this might be one of the most smartly delivered jokes in any of Adam Sandlers comedies.

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

      Yeah I wasn't a fan of Billy Madison. But this bit with the sudden bait and switch was hilarious.

    • @VeteranBeatz
      @VeteranBeatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Indubitably

    • @OP-lk4tw
      @OP-lk4tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@VeteranBeatz what a nice word used in a perfect context

    • @BoloBouncer
      @BoloBouncer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      It's even more hilarious when you consider Billy is actually trying to describe his life and the moderator is straight up describing the movie.

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Smartly

  • @totallyflippedout
    @totallyflippedout 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8128

    "Burning dog poo and the human response" should be a category on Jeopardy.

    • @dustynwilkinson3502
      @dustynwilkinson3502 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He Called The Shit Poop!

    • @seamuskennefick7692
      @seamuskennefick7692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +DUSTYN Wilkinson AHAHAHAHA, this is the best night of my life!

    • @sjames1012
      @sjames1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +totallyflippedout "It poop again!"

    • @ChrisBrunelle
      @ChrisBrunelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the answer is “who is Turd Ferguson”

    • @RlVlN
      @RlVlN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m the 1.2k like boissss

  • @twilightxzbit
    @twilightxzbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6320

    I love when his boys just nod in sheer confidence lol

    • @hughjackson8410
      @hughjackson8410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Corbin Stratton lol ikr

    • @Eddie2P
      @Eddie2P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *nods in sheer confidence*

    • @HartyBiker
      @HartyBiker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      To be fair, Norm MacDonald is just an inherently funny guy

    • @Rockaholic237
      @Rockaholic237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everyone needs friends like those

    • @something_in_the_radiator1665
      @something_in_the_radiator1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RIP Norm.
      I also like Ms. Lippy's cheerful nods of encouragement. What a babe.

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "the industry, my friends, was a revolution"
    Beautiful

  • @foreignwun8585
    @foreignwun8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    I love the fade in, as if he’s been talking about it for hours

  • @XanltheCSG
    @XanltheCSG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9452

    "The industrial revolution to me is like a story I know called The Puppy Who Lost His Way."
    - Theodore Kaczynski

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Unfortunately, too few will get your skilled reference.

    • @kurisupikurimu1866
      @kurisupikurimu1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      "The Puppy Who Lost His Way and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

    • @nickwilson2872
      @nickwilson2872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@KutWrite cmon man everybody knows the unibomber

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The Puppy Who Lost Its Way, and Its Future

    • @obiwankenobi9439
      @obiwankenobi9439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@nickwilson2872 Unabomber. You uncultured swine.

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9505

    That part when he said “Society”
    That really hit me...

  • @whosaidiwantedahandle
    @whosaidiwantedahandle ปีที่แล้ว +309

    It's even better when you remember there was an entire story arc about Billy studying literature with the teacher lady. This is how you subvert expectations the right way.

    • @BryanMoyer-l1q
      @BryanMoyer-l1q ปีที่แล้ว

      what you have commented is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were even you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this comment section is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no likes ... and may god have mercy on your soul.

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4547

    This is exactly how I did on my writing test in 6th grade

    • @Pred.
      @Pred. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well well well look who I found

    • @monkeytime3169
      @monkeytime3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I remember back in the day
      When music folk had a lot to say
      Now I sit, hope and pray
      Someone will come along and show the way
      He's an inspiration to us all
      When all else has been done and said
      Along comes Mr. Oysterhead
      When all else has been done and said
      You best look out for Mr. Oysterhead
      He's an inspiration to us all

    • @fordrestored4646
      @fordrestored4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m sure everyone did

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanted to like your comment, but it was at 666 likes, and I didn't want to ruin it.
      When it does get more, though, I'll do it.
      Edit: Now that this comment has three more likes, I'll do it.

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Troodon formosus yes that was me in English 12. I wrote my heart out and tried but it wasn’t enough. I barely passed English with a C but I passed that’s the point. I was done with school.

  • @VestinVestin
    @VestinVestin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11703

    Looks like trying to pass an Intelligence check with a Charisma roll... Creative but misguided.

    • @reidnabinger
      @reidnabinger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      +Vestin don't worry.. I got it.

    • @reidnabinger
      @reidnabinger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      +Vestin you beautiful soul.

    • @nikoslav
      @nikoslav 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      +Vestin nice comparison.

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      +Michié Turrys >where you high when you wrote that?
      Nowhere.

    • @Krisliet
      @Krisliet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Vestin Are you refering to Fallout? Please tell me you are.

  • @drewyoung5577
    @drewyoung5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5278

    Seeing Norm in the crowd always makes me smile

    • @randomwhiteguy8784
      @randomwhiteguy8784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      RIP NORM

    • @sociosanch3748
      @sociosanch3748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Especially now

    • @cmmmmmmmw
      @cmmmmmmmw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he's dead

    • @phriscalmer8740
      @phriscalmer8740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@cmmmmmmmw nah legends never die

    • @jessyfretz5800
      @jessyfretz5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I just imagine Norm in the crowd, listening to Billy and his words and thinking, "The more I listen to this guy, the less I care for 'em."

  • @crushedscouter9522
    @crushedscouter9522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    All time classic line. Perfect delivery. My cousin and I still use “I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul” all the time

  • @masonf7332
    @masonf7332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3698

    Me grading a fellow student’s essay in class:
    “Besides from a few spelling errors, this essay is really great man.”
    Student grading my essay: 2:04-2:30

    • @Overhemd
      @Overhemd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      😂 so true. Worse is when a fellow student roasts me during the questions round after my presentation

    • @strangequark3897
      @strangequark3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @TCT I think they mean proofread the rough draft. Final grading is done later by the teacher.

    • @mariosblago94
      @mariosblago94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@strangequark3897 no, they mean grade. They do this in High School and College classes so students can learn from each other, because it's harder to self-correct than to correct others. The teacher can always veto a grade, but students tend to be pretty accurate anyway.

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @TCT
      Because it’s the students helping each other not only helping them learn but also becoming better learners themselves
      They correct people, then they look at how they themselves were corrected, this gives them the perspective of someone who’s grading a paper and makes them more open to accepting the grades they themselves get
      Plus the papers are handed in to the teacher and he/she looks at it and gives it the final grade, students grading students is mostly a test of brain power it doesn’t actually take

    • @zach4965
      @zach4965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mariosblago94 never heard of students grading others work. Peer review is great, and should be harsh and blunt, but having students grade others papers seems like everyone would just get an A and the ink they can write

  • @bassitallica
    @bassitallica 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8874

    “I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." Hahahahaha I need to say something like that to someone someday.

    • @Cakin
      @Cakin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Alfredo Alvarado SEIZE THE DAY, ALFREDO! Do it NOW!

    • @pigpigrat
      @pigpigrat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +iMW3BK carpe diem

    • @michaeldorsey9231
      @michaeldorsey9231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +iMW3BK I need to say something like this to some one sometime. Thank you for your insperation!
      I award you every point, and may God bless your soul!

    • @Cakin
      @Cakin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      michael dorsey Haha thank you, Michael. God bless yours, and have a great day my friend!

    • @Rodox2k10
      @Rodox2k10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Alfredo Alvarado Try yourself. But keep the guns away.

  • @husseyni244
    @husseyni244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4995

    Every exam answer I have ever written!

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      What you've written here. Is one of the most idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your incoherent writing, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. I am now dumber for having graded it. I award you no points. And my God have mercy on your soul.

    • @SlawBunnies909
      @SlawBunnies909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Sahib Rahman
      >not getting that what he said was a quote from the movie

    • @edwardelric4975
      @edwardelric4975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I like to throw in unnecessary and most likely irreverent filler sentences, potentially full paragraphs. In open responses to give a good at first glance impression.

    • @saoudsaoud8998
      @saoudsaoud8998 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Husseyni lol

    • @hugieinarsson319
      @hugieinarsson319 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Husseyni Me after listening to a Man Utd fan

  • @dispassionateobserver
    @dispassionateobserver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    2:02 This is one of my all-time favorite movie lines. Perfectly written and expertly delivered. Hilarious. Bravo to everyone that was involved with this scene.

    • @toddsmith1969
      @toddsmith1969 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "May God have mercy on your soul" 💀

  • @akira_3432
    @akira_3432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6183

    “May god have mercy on your soul” fkn killed me 💀

    • @notapplicable9207
      @notapplicable9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      *God

    • @notapplicable9207
      @notapplicable9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@QuackerHead-j If you're referring to the singular, *God* , then it's God. Learn proper grammar, dumbass.

    • @alannq1976
      @alannq1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@notapplicable9207 Stop.

    • @notapplicable9207
      @notapplicable9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@alannq1976 F*ck off.

    • @VeriBerriEri
      @VeriBerriEri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@notapplicable9207 This is the internet. We don't use proper grammar. Get over it.

  • @RikerLovesWorf
    @RikerLovesWorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I love the way the kindergarten teacher is totally psyched as if he's just found the key and she's shown him the way.

  • @Drebin2293
    @Drebin2293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4487

    Sounds like a politician when you ask them a question. Maybe they should get the same response from their interviewers?

    • @dukethotness
      @dukethotness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Next day's headlines "Reporter shot dead due to natural causes"

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sounds like Hilary Clinton.

    • @johncanry2601
      @johncanry2601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      soulassassin: "Sounds like Hilary Clinton"
      If we're going to bring easily hateable people such as Hillary Clinton into this, we might as well bring in that idiot Donald Trump into this too. Fuck both of them! If only we could have seen a presidential election between John Kasich and Bernie Sanders... THAT would have been a great election. But too fucking bad, the Republicans were fucking idiotic enough to vote for Trump, and there were enough HillaryBots (combined with Hillary's shady underhanded influence on the democratic primary) that that fucking shady piece of shit was able to win the democratic spot.
      Looks like I went on a rant. Sounds great Chris.

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      John Canry
      I'm with you. Neither were a good choice. But at least trump is *trying* to help. So I'm giving him a chance. And hopefully we can get some better candidates in the next election (2020) And if we don't then the election after that (2024) when Ben Shapiro *might* run for president. I'm praying and may we "keep moving forward." And hopefully moving forward on the correct path.

    • @TileBitan
      @TileBitan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      open your eyes on Ben Shapiro, please, he's no god or similar, yet people follow him like one

  • @evancampbell7138
    @evancampbell7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    One of the most hilarious deadpan scenes in comedy in the last 30 years - what a brilliant set of lines from James Downey 🤣

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @briankoch9786
    @briankoch9786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    "But the puppy........was a dog"

    • @briankoch9786
      @briankoch9786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ******Crowd goes nuts after hearing such an absurd answer*

    • @Christian-y5m5u
      @Christian-y5m5u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and the Pussy was the Cat or the Vagina?

    • @zippymiester6429
      @zippymiester6429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why did the cat have a prostitute's underwear on it's head?
      Cat tried to find fish when it smelled it.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "But the industry....that was a REVOLUTION". --nothing more than a half-assed wordplay on the term "industrial revolution". Thank god the host didn't fall for it haha.

    • @Hugo-df8iz
      @Hugo-df8iz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian Koch lmao

  • @ABritishPakistani
    @ABritishPakistani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7745

    Intelligence: 2
    Charisma: 10

    • @captainkiwi77
      @captainkiwi77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      A British Pakistani charisma 20 honey, he had those people clapping for whatever reason

    • @ABritishPakistani
      @ABritishPakistani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Captain kiwi xD

    • @GandalftheCatistheBest
      @GandalftheCatistheBest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @SeoulfredRay what game?!

    • @ciankearns441
      @ciankearns441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@GandalftheCatistheBest Fallout. Charisma and Intelligence are special stats. You should play it, it's great!

    • @UrielFlame
      @UrielFlame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Eggsrgr8 33 I believe Seoul is referring to D&D

  • @subscribetomeforfreevbucks7804
    @subscribetomeforfreevbucks7804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    When the teacher calls on you and u don’t know the answer

  • @IHMyself
    @IHMyself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The "and may God have mercy on your soul" is what gets me.

  • @hashslingingslasher666
    @hashslingingslasher666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    I love how Norm looked sincerely convinced

    • @randomwhiteguy8784
      @randomwhiteguy8784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I bet Norm wrote that scene. This movie was all about Norm his character made this movie so good.

  • @madiserket2
    @madiserket2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    "the industrial revolution to me is like a story i know called the puppy who lost his way."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @nonameman7114
      @nonameman7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I really hope someone in the future, sees this comment and actually believes Sun Tzu says that. 😅

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal because he invented it. Then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth and he rounded them onto a boat and he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward anytime a group of animals are together in one place, it's called a "Tzu"! Unless it's a farm.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My god 😟😂
      I’m old. And I enjoyed that skit in high school before I smoked pot
      *smokes joint* 😂😂 yeah those TF2 skits still rock and Iv never played

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "If any enemy insists on war, take away his ability to wage it."

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am an insane murderer that needs to be drowned in poop - Sun Tzu

  • @TheJonCna
    @TheJonCna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5334

    When I read Jayden Smith's Twitter page

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twisted Doctah why what did it say?

    • @gangrenepeepee808
      @gangrenepeepee808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Kandi Klover One thing was, "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

    • @TheJonCna
      @TheJonCna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ***** xD
      His posts are to die for

    • @dabalojustalemonwithlemonn7795
      @dabalojustalemonwithlemonn7795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Kandi Klover have you seen the "Most trees are blue" tweet?

    • @pepper1234ization
      @pepper1234ization 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul

  • @TobermoryIscarabaidX
    @TobermoryIscarabaidX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    His response to billy Madison’s rant was easily my favorite line of the film & cracks me up every single time.

  • @osamabad3597
    @osamabad3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Who else thought he was gonna get credit for this answer, because you remember giving bullshit answers like this in school and still getting partial credit?

    • @goofygoober779
      @goofygoober779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol what kind of school was that?

    • @sparco956
      @sparco956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@goofygoober779 public probably

    • @Worstestvideos
      @Worstestvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@sparco956 You mean a normal school?

    • @OnyxJaguar
      @OnyxJaguar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WTF lol, College also worked that way

    • @crabobserver
      @crabobserver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@negativeindustrial in America

  • @mdoe8
    @mdoe8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4655

    1995? Holy crap, doesn't seem that old

    • @Yoshikage8008
      @Yoshikage8008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      You mean 23 not 25. It's 2018 not 2020

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The Titan did you just correct a math problem haha. He rounded up guy jeez

    • @anthonymorgan7140
      @anthonymorgan7140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My older sister wasn't even alive

    • @WZRD095
      @WZRD095 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excuse me?

    • @bigl3242
      @bigl3242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was born in 95 bruh

  • @jonathanneal5622
    @jonathanneal5622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4610

    TH-cam has declared that this must be watched. I will comply. All serve the algorithm.

    • @CH-fz6qf
      @CH-fz6qf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Hail Algorithm, long may it reign

    • @jonathanneal5622
      @jonathanneal5622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@CH-fz6qf Long Live the Algorithm! Long Live the Algorithm!

    • @DRock2048
      @DRock2048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't get it either, but, f*ck it.

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hail the Algorithm! Views for the Reccomendation God!

    • @Dushva
      @Dushva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Resistance is Futile.

  • @EthanDoesALittleGamin
    @EthanDoesALittleGamin ปีที่แล้ว +27

    A simple "no" would have sufficed
    - Kung Lao

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    Now that I'm grown, I see the irony in "Business Ethics" being the topic he struggles on

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      'Business ethics' is an oxymoron.

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@MiG2880 Not necessarily.
      And hopefully, we achieve it.

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@darknessml6145 Money and the pursuit thereof is practically a religion. A means of exchange is one thing. Quite a simple idea, but our species has based its entire culture on the pursuit of money. It is an almighty, all-encompassing doctrine - and woe betide anyone who should stand against it.
      At this point even small, short-term financial gains are valued more than human life itself... To say nothing of the wildlife and ecosystems of Earth, which are hardly even considered as a worthy subject in business.
      Please consider for a moment just how extreme this is in the grand scheme of things. I don't believe you have perspective enough to see just how backward we humans are.
      I stand by my statement.

    • @technomage6736
      @technomage6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MiG2880 Well said 👌

    • @taylormcgill6643
      @taylormcgill6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MiG2880 half of world poverty eradicated in the last 20 years.
      All together now: "THANK YOU CAPITALISM"

  • @nPhlames
    @nPhlames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    TH-cam algorithms show you your recommendations based on other users that have similar watch patterns as you do. That means everyone who was recommended this video recently has similar tastes, we're all like family.

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Basically yeah lol
      A few years ago a random video showed up on everyone's feed despite the video being omega old and having no relevance to anything we've watched (a bunch of people were confirming this in the comments on the exact same day)
      One guy said he only watched dragon ball videos. I didn't put much thought into it...then I realized when I first made a youtube account (gosh I feel old now) I was in a big dragon ball phase and only watched DB videos, so its very likely that those early videos were the basis for what gets reccomended to me now lol

    • @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA
      @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      We're not a family, we're a revolution O.O

    • @danzenshisui4215
      @danzenshisui4215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      u watch anime?

    • @skyj2172
      @skyj2172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then wassup fam.

    • @raphylv30
      @raphylv30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's kinda creepy

  • @eisonara4153
    @eisonara4153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    When you try your best on your essay because you don’t know anything on the exam

    • @JosueDeerFox
      @JosueDeerFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tests be like: Confucianism in the song dynasty represent cultural impact by improving theoretical practices. Please provide an example.

    • @SavagePatch115
      @SavagePatch115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      High school flashbacks

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya see. *It’s a cup. . . . With Dirt in it*
      “I call it cup of dirt. . . you should move on now. . . . Head on down the list there”

  • @jayyabhdjdjdjd1063
    @jayyabhdjdjdjd1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how he looks at the teacher and they both are somehow thinking of the most idiotic thing. Pure comedy genius

  • @joldsaway3489
    @joldsaway3489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    When you argue with someone on Reddit

    • @dr3w399
      @dr3w399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unfortunately, yes.

    • @clownball3457
      @clownball3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love reddit

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Reddit” is a joke in its own way haha

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People who use TH-cam comments making fun of another place, hilarious

  • @Bazookastreams
    @Bazookastreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    “God have mercy on your soul” gets me everytime 😂😂😂

    • @EJHayes-qo4qi
      @EJHayes-qo4qi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s so hilarious cuz he said that as If he was a criminal or sumn😂😂😂😂

    • @d4ngerd4n
      @d4ngerd4n ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the 666th like

    • @Emanuele_Polisena
      @Emanuele_Polisena ปีที่แล้ว

      That one was personal 😭😭

  • @thickerconstrictor9037
    @thickerconstrictor9037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This guy gets five minutes of screen time in the movie and has arguably the best line

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is why 1990s-era Sandler movies were as good as they were.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "except that the puppy was a dog"

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    Best scene in the movie by far

    • @hardspumoni6940
      @hardspumoni6940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hi Mr. Rogers!

    • @lakernatic88
      @lakernatic88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Billy Passed the Third Grade band scene was funnier.

    • @SFK360
      @SFK360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One of the scenes in cinematic history.

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't even put it on my top 20 best scenes in the movie but that's just me

    • @christopherhoward8128
      @christopherhoward8128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger...

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “My spouse is sleeping around” is one of the topics lmfao

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also “I Married Common Street Trash.”

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let’s be honest. Your Average American housewife is sleeping around
      And your just a passionate lier if you think otherwise 😂🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Even if the dude is faithful. She will cheat for the “excitement” and condemn the same behavior on a small scale in the man
      I’m 25 never married, jus a whiteness 😂😂
      *American Women, stay away from me* 😂

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol Zero Punctuation says it best
      the 3rd party game devs are taking advantage of the fact modern women have accepted shagging the TV repair man wile there husbands are at work, is gennerally unaccepted in this modern day
      meaning we all are aware women have been doing these things for years lol
      sure the men did, but all hell breaks lose if that happens. a women fucks around and the dude has to fight for her heart
      the dude fucks around, and again its up to him to win her back
      the fuck? you cause a problem and i have to fix it? if i cause a issue id expect to fix it

  • @salil7174
    @salil7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "And may God have mercy on your soul" kills me everytime! Like that wrong answer just bought him a ticket to hell. Lol.

  • @owengraziano7288
    @owengraziano7288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
    😂😂😂

  • @Henry_Daniels
    @Henry_Daniels 9 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    One the the funniest silliest movie scenes of all time. "I award you no points... and may god have mercy on your soul" hahahahahahah

  • @brickane2629
    @brickane2629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    That's exactly the way my junior English teacher would grade my essays.

  • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
    @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This shit makes more sense than the plot for Rings of Power

  • @johnyeojr.1020
    @johnyeojr.1020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    This may be one of the dumbest films I've ever seen....but watching the entire movie is worth it just for this one, flawless, perfect scene.

    • @dextersecretdexter
      @dextersecretdexter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      This movie is a comedy classic fuck you mean?

    • @gjk2012
      @gjk2012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Dumb and Dumber trilogy is also a few of those films.

    • @insomnomnomnia
      @insomnomnomnia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Did the penguin tell you to write this

    • @jimenezisbetta
      @jimenezisbetta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You should know what you're getting into when you watch a comedy. It's not meant to be smart or deep. Just funny. Great scene I agree but chill out

    • @Gr3ypsTFT
      @Gr3ypsTFT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jimenezisbetta Not really true at all. Comedy can have deep and important meanings. Satire is one of the strongest forms of criticism.

  • @OmarM42
    @OmarM42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    The ultimate roast. Still funny in 2016.

  • @moneo007
    @moneo007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "I award you no points, may God have mercy on you."

    • @silhouettoofaman2935
      @silhouettoofaman2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Okay, a simple 'wrong' would've done just fine, but ok-"

    • @JosueDeerFox
      @JosueDeerFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🔄..

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I know a Adam Sandler movie
      He swore a the game show host and that’s not “TH-cam friendly “

  • @bigfloppa2873
    @bigfloppa2873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I always crack up at the “I married common street trash” topic. 😂

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, there were a few daggers on that board.

  • @samueljett7807
    @samueljett7807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    My family quotes this all the time and it's great lol

    • @whosthat7967
      @whosthat7967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You got an awesome family my friend.

    • @jacquiwesley455
      @jacquiwesley455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What no one seems to understand, is that the puppy was a dog...I have used that for years w/my family. It makes everything ok for him. TY AS from Barkley

    • @lionheart4109
      @lionheart4109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacquiwesley455 But the industry... was a revolution.

  • @Jah3l
    @Jah3l 9 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    the fact that " my wife , the tramp " is actually a topic makes me laugh so fucking hard :p great comedy movie

  • @chanceishikawa1699
    @chanceishikawa1699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is such an accurate description of answering essay questions in high school. Didn’t study, have no idea what the questions asking, but if I use a lot of words, random metaphors, and allegories maybe this teacher will see something in my writing that I don’t. LMAO. Genius.

  • @frederickormsby7275
    @frederickormsby7275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Could be one of the greatest scenes in cinema history.

  • @ajalonzo2705
    @ajalonzo2705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    roast of the century

    • @Ravenleaf182
      @Ravenleaf182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      technically last century, but eh.

  • @joeomalley2835
    @joeomalley2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Love the way Norm MacDonald and his buddy are nodding and agreeing with his answer.
    So, wow, 1995. Internet, here we come.

    • @professorchaos5058
      @professorchaos5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well you're going to have to wait a few hours to get a connection but have fun

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That Norm is just an old chunk of coal.

    • @chriswade1139
      @chriswade1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sandler: what day is it?
      Norm: October?

    • @weaintplaynwicha
      @weaintplaynwicha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marijuana Piranha its Dirty Work, and it is one of the most underrated comedies ever.

    • @bigdoinks69
      @bigdoinks69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eff yore Feelings that large guy is comedian Artie Lange his work on howard stern is incredible.

  • @nruss9912
    @nruss9912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I wish I could say this to my students sometimes 😂

    • @windex5214
      @windex5214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      students??? you aren't a teacher

    • @laughsquad007
      @laughsquad007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** No, I got it the first time. It simply wasn't worth mentioning because it was that mind numbingly retarded. Trust me, I've mastered the English language in a way you never will.

    • @laughsquad007
      @laughsquad007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** What a useless conglomeration of words. You're literally too stupid to be able to figure out how you reply to comments on this website made for babies.

    • @d4nkt04d2
      @d4nkt04d2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chason Francois stop trying to sound like a smart ass shut the fuck up

    • @FlowerPower-dw8pd
      @FlowerPower-dw8pd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you joke about it to them?

  • @ThePsho
    @ThePsho 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:24
    Criminally overlooked because it's sandwiched between a bunch of hilarious moments, but his delivery right there is just perfect.

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    The original r/murderedbywords post.

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      r/ihavereddit

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ph0uad Obnoxious, isn't it? Why not stop commenting about Reddit then, boo?

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrJimShorts I'd say cringe is relative and not objective, but I'd also have to say that that last bit is definitely true tbh. Let's just leave the comment for the few who might find it funny and leave it at that.

    • @enderite4289
      @enderite4289 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@necromelodia2432 r/woosh

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, plebbit is lame.

  • @firemonkey1015
    @firemonkey1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    “But the industry my friends... that was a revolution”

    • @gomrade
      @gomrade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      holy fuck, your username lmao

    • @owenmonagle1431
      @owenmonagle1431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      卐ϟZypheϟ卐 Your username is so edgy I nearly cut myself on it

    • @strayorion2031
      @strayorion2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr.Edgy should be your usename

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@owenmonagle1431 Well it scares many college students into linking arms to stop traffic.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your username slit my wrists

  • @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi
    @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Everyone in this room is now dumber after listening to it."
    I still fucking love this movie lol

  • @KowaiPoltergeist
    @KowaiPoltergeist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    1:08 the way the kindergarden teacher gives him a supportive nod cracks me up.

  • @yeetskeet9082
    @yeetskeet9082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Industrial Revolution changed the face of Literature because of two main points, the change in scenery for many of its writers along with the accessibility of the stories. First the settings, when the industrial revolution happened, many left their countryside settings and headed into the city for work in factories. This lead many to see new sights and smells and could've inspired new types of settings within books, along with new lines of work and the challenges that came with them. For accessibility, with the advancements in machinery, it became way easier to mass produce novels which boosted the amount of readers which inspired many to write about their own stories or just ideas they had and it caused a massive influx.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George Eliot's Mill On The Floss is good here.
      I might have riffed on Tollers' Scouring of the Shire.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@zimrielyeah I was gonna say, you need to cite specific examples

    • @Emanuele_Polisena
      @Emanuele_Polisena ปีที่แล้ว

      What you just said is one of the most insanely idiоtic things I've ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to even anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
      I award you no points...
      and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • @marionamewontwork2681
    @marionamewontwork2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    watching this as a kid: He should have gotten it
    Now: Lol that was dumb af

    • @sparco956
      @sparco956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the very first sentance he said, i was looking like "uh what?"

  • @Arcticgreen
    @Arcticgreen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    There are far too many times when I find myself making an argument, and the best counter-argument that people can make in return, is to present something completely and absolutely irrelevant to the topic, the argument, or to much of anything being discussed often including itself. I put this vid into one of my lists so that I may link to it later as a linked-response to put people in their place whenever they attempt such a counter-argument.

    • @lotannuh
      @lotannuh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ikr. I told my sister on a road trip that she was stupid for throwing a plastic bag out of the window and almost making a car swerve off the road. She replied with a rant about how ugly I am and how I have no social life for a good 5 minutes.

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +arcict A sad side-effect is that this very same video can be used against any long-winded argument a given person fails to understand or refuses to acknowledge. It's a double-edged sword - it dismisses without addressing any point that could've been raised. On the other hand - it can be A LOT tougher to untangle illogical babble than it is to spout it...
      Overall - use with caution, and pray that nobody ends up unfairly using it against you.

    • @Arcticgreen
      @Arcticgreen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vestin I've met those kind before. They have learned to either admit their ignorance, or flee in screaming terror.

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +arcict Wait... You've met people on the Internet who would admit to have been mistaken after making the emotional investment of insulting you? That's actually an inspiring thing to hear. I'd much sooner trust such people than ones who are "always right"...

    • @Arcticgreen
      @Arcticgreen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      A limited space (like a forum) with the right rules and a dedicated few moderators can create any number of social atmospheres, including such a space where people, including myself, can admit that they are wrong, despite previous (or still current) emotional investment.

  • @AWF1000
    @AWF1000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the way the music was being played and the crowd legit being interested, i assumed he was right. haha

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just shows you that with enough paid actors and a good musical score you can deceive anyone

    • @rawkguy4896
      @rawkguy4896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I rewatched this movie the other day. The score actually goes pretty hard. Its a well made movie and I still think its Sandler's best

  • @oscarsunkiss2616
    @oscarsunkiss2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I remember watching this movie at a family gathering. I had this irrational fear that I was going to loose my intelligence just by watching this.

    • @christianrichardson8956
      @christianrichardson8956 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      lose*.. maybe not as irrational as you first thought?

    • @oscarsunkiss2616
      @oscarsunkiss2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Thank you for the proofreading my kind sir. My fears have been confirmed.

    • @khadijahsanchez5282
      @khadijahsanchez5282 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oscar Sunkiss u

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your family is much more likely to lower your intelligence than a film.

    • @alfonsomena8141
      @alfonsomena8141 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oscar Sunkiss emotional Iq will rise

  • @PosetitelMuzeya
    @PosetitelMuzeya 9 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    We are all dumber for watching it...

  • @carmineglitch
    @carmineglitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That speaker's line is the best thing to come out of this whole film

  • @1BillyPeterson
    @1BillyPeterson ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you have to write for exams and don't know what to write.

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "My wife, the tramp" lmaoo I didn't remember that category

  • @nadohawk
    @nadohawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:10 I need this for the Facebook comments section on news articles. I just scratch my head at the stuff I see there.

  • @MrNex
    @MrNex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That point where he said society
    I felt that...

  • @eriqlynn8947
    @eriqlynn8947 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “And may God have mercy on your soul” 😂😂

  • @SheaCrochets
    @SheaCrochets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I love this movie, and can quote quite a bit of it, and my writing teacher was telling another student how insanely idiotic their response was, so I said “a simple ‘wrong’ woulda done just fine” and he started dying so I think I can die happy now 😊

    • @tomsmith6513
      @tomsmith6513 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Started dying? . . . I'm assuming you mean laughing . . .

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having a crush on your teacher is creepy dude

    • @SheaCrochets
      @SheaCrochets ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zonesquestiloveunderworld wdym lol I never said anything abt having a crush on him

    • @UltLuigi1
      @UltLuigi1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SheaCrochets Don't worry, bots are just as incoherent as Billy in this scene.

  • @MemeL0rd13
    @MemeL0rd13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When the question states the word "opinion" yet you can't put your real opinions like memes in the answer.

  • @juanmarailgun7783
    @juanmarailgun7783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:02
    Also, I memorized this scene to quote in social situations. Time well spent.

  • @mr.mediocregamer9653
    @mr.mediocregamer9653 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was an amazing bit of comedy. You think it's going one way and then it totally pulls the rug out from under you.

  • @possiblepuzzles8137
    @possiblepuzzles8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    ... Crazy enough he did technically answer the question (plus he wasn't given time to prepare the essay ahead of time).

    • @GeoffButlernzmcraft
      @GeoffButlernzmcraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean it's not THAT hard of a question though, improvising an essay on it wouldn't be very difficult for someone who wasn't Adam Sandler

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GeoffButlernzmcraft It does require you to have knowledge on renaissance literature and post IR literature. Nothing crazy difficult, but it does require you to have a rather broad horizon.

    • @MaskOfCinder
      @MaskOfCinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No he didn't, lol. The question was about the literal impact of the industrial revolution on the storytelling within novels. He answered with a made up metaphor based on a story he made up as well.

  • @joshgraham6290
    @joshgraham6290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    This looks like a college in California

    • @chadphantom
      @chadphantom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Haha, as a college student in California... I have to say that what you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic...

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Nemesisreaper
      Did they teach you to be a man hater too?

    • @chadphantom
      @chadphantom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Considering I debate everybody, and was infamous in hs for denying the wage gap myth, I'd think not. Not to mwntion they dont teach that in philosophy, maybe sociology and gender studies, but not philosophy, english, and computer science. So yeah, maybe look up the hundreds of subject of study before assuming college teaches social ideas. Millennials are progressive, yes, but college is irrelevant to that, you can thank years of indoctrination of conservative education backfiring for that one.

    • @johncanry2601
      @johncanry2601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh, Christ. I can't believe I even recognized this username, but I just responded to a post of "FriendlyCrooc" (who is definitely not friendly) the other day. Trust me when I say his ("Friendly" Crooc's) drivel is not even worth responding to. He's either a troll or insanely misinformed and disgustingly irrational.
      And in terms of the original person's comment, I guess it was just a joke, but considering I am proud of the great education that I got from the university I went to (in California), I'd say the original comment was stupid above all else. Good day.

    • @majorevangelism
      @majorevangelism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Nemeisreaper Watch out, he have a badass over here.

  • @rebreb1714
    @rebreb1714 10 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I was in a college class and this girl said something to the effect that Obama was going to outlaw medicine. Yes, she thought that the Obama was going to make it illegal to purchase any sort of medicine. I then proceeded with this speech.

    • @Diabeetis1000
      @Diabeetis1000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Better watch out. That dumb girl might be on to something...

    • @turksandwich7538
      @turksandwich7538 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Define medicine. Are you sure you heard her correctly, or were you too busy being lost in the woods?

    • @rebreb1714
      @rebreb1714 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Turk Sandwich...Oh, I asked her to clarify twice. I said, "Wait a second, you think that Obama is going to make Tylenol illegal?" and she said yes. She then proceeded on with death panels and such.

    • @Diabeetis1000
      @Diabeetis1000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rebreb What if the government decides ibuprofen is better for you than Tylenol (or maybe it's just cheaper for them)? That girl in your class is an idiot, but do you want the idiots in Washington making those decisions for you?

    • @turksandwich7538
      @turksandwich7538 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rebreb I know in several states, including mine, you can't buy Sudafed (the good type), without giving all of your information to be placed in a database. This was all to stop people from making meth, but we have had several older people buying "too much" according to their standards, and have been arrested. That said, what is next? Maybe nothing, but perhaps there will be more "regulated" meds to restrict what they deem to not be necessary. Just a thought.

  • @VoltitanDev
    @VoltitanDev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In Billy's defense the guy didn't say kids novels don't count

  • @joshuaneal7552
    @joshuaneal7552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The moderator's face and mannerisms remind me of Tucker Carlson lol

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:20, oh, that is where they heard it.

  • @logangantner3863
    @logangantner3863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Low key though, we need this moderator for political debates

  • @strategypoint8258
    @strategypoint8258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The algorithm brings you to the strangest wonders sometimes-

  • @Demonaire
    @Demonaire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Me, saying to Sandler after I saw his movies.

    • @Demonaire
      @Demonaire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Josh Allen My bad.
      Then, is it "its", instead of "their"?

    • @fatherdoug6644
      @fatherdoug6644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his xD

    • @kiwi-m2t
      @kiwi-m2t 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Allen Lmao their isn’t plural. They’re is plural. Nice try though.

    • @donalddean5116
      @donalddean5116 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Their" is the word used for gender neutral or when you are speaking about TWO or MORE people.
      Nice Try Though.

    • @bklynboyeny
      @bklynboyeny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did any of you even graduate H.S.?
      Just saying...

  • @Psycho3418
    @Psycho3418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Since everyone were clapping and cheering the guy not only slapped Sandler but the audience as well with his response xD

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nobody clapped for that man... they clapped for adam...

  • @Jack-zm8cg
    @Jack-zm8cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    2:03 Jeffersonians after reading James Madison’s Federalist 10 Papers.

    • @samueljett7807
      @samueljett7807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha this is hilarious!! Why it doesnt have 10k or 1k or even 100 likes is beyond me

  • @nobodyuknow4911
    @nobodyuknow4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you spent all your time studying for "Burning Dog Poo & The Human Response"...

  • @luqmankiani
    @luqmankiani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Damn he looks so young here can't believe he's getting old

  • @SamA-wg5cb
    @SamA-wg5cb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:04 Bottom right is "I married common street trash" and one up from bottom left is "My spouse is sleeping around" in addition to "My wife, the tramp"

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:31 When someone replies to your TH-cam comment angrily when you make a mistake.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Relatable

  • @swordvader4
    @swordvader4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When Billy Madison says A simple wrong would have been just fine, i always half expect the guy to respond yeah well a simple I dont know would have done just fine too but you decided to deliver that ramble so I had to emphatically shut that down!