That was "short" but so hilarious - I'm still laughing! "Take a hike, freak." "Fucking game's rigged." FJ, sheer brilliance, as always, especially for all the blood, sweat and tears which go into each and every amazing video. Thank you.
Oreo: "Hey world's most favorite cookie is here! Everyone can be happy now! It's O-R-E-O!" Chocolate Chip: "Ugh! This guy!" Peanut Butter: "I thought he was full of himself before, but ever since he got double stuff he became twice as bad!" Chocolate Chip: "Why does everyone love _him?"_ Hydrox: (sighs) "It's gotta be all in the name..."
I have to live my life in the shadows for that time of year cos I really don’t like Girl Scout cookies (but not Girl Scouts!!) and I feel so bad… it’s so stressful!! 😭
Some of them would set up a table in front of my bank. They literally followed the money 😂 But ha! Didn't work on me because I was only there to pay a bill and left with even less money.
"he is batter, we are dough, but we are all magnifique in our own ways" 😂 You deserve a tray of cookies 🍪🍪for this brilliant work 😂👍👍 , brownies speech " if we preheat our ovens, do we not bake" 😂Amen 🙌 and shaving half your face for black and whit is the ultimate dedication. Welcome back player. May the river of creativity always wash over you.
Kudos to your multiple facial hair looks :) Could kudos be on a cookie plate? You know kudos bars? Also, may your writers block continue to go away, and you just continue to have fun :-) Also, you never cease to amaze me with your acting, I thought for a split second “the actor playing the brownie is so handsome” and then I’m like literally it’s Frank it’s always Frank, same person 😂 It’s the cold medicine
"...if Timmy was a cookie." 😆 I had to "like" because it made me laugh, but I actually like shortbread cookies. I mean - if I had to choose between a chocolate chip cookie and a shortbread cookie, I'll take the chocolate chip, but shortbread is good, too.
"Home Alone" is one of those movies that you can watch any time of year and enjoy it. I last watched it with my sister's family and we laughed ourselves senseless. My niece (who was eleven at the time) laughed herself silly at the scene where Marv (Daniel Stern) screamed bloody murder with that tarantula on his face. In my opinion; Daniel Stern should have won an Oscar for Best Scream. Though there are a few interesting facts about "Home Alone" that deserve to be shared by people who love the movie. For example; it's the most popular Christmas movie in Poland as it was the first ever Christmas movie from the west to be shown in Poland following the collapse of the communist government in Warsaw. Communism in Poland ended in 1989 and "Home Alone" was released in 1990. Also the house used for exterior shots of the McAllister house is a real life house located in a suburb of Chicago called Winnetka, IL.
Shortbread ''hey check me out'' 😂 love oatmeal's expression waiting for his numbers aww lol, and black and white was brilliant too, the half beard 😄 ''something wonderful is about to happy'' lol, really cheered me up seeing this pop up! Love the energy! 😊
Your characters are all so brilliant, it's a real talent to think and create from so many unique perspectives. Long time subscriber, forever fan, God bless FJ.
🤣🤣🤣 i will never comprehend how you manage to fit such an INSANE amount of material and twists and turns into such a short period of time! well done, FJ! 👏👏👏 p.s. big kudos to the "check me out" timmy-voice cameo! 🤣 and the out of focus fade out (down?) at the end! 🤣
I love the vaguens! They’re great! Lol the fortune cookie!!! Something wonderful is about to happy. I had to rewatch to catch all the puns. This one had me laughing pretty hard!
THE SHORTBREAD- I’m sorry, but just solely the head is so funny and clever PFFT 😂 I loved all the varying characters in this btw, they were all great ✨
This is the second time I’ve heard Frank say “You are what the French call, Le incompétente” and I love it. My dad has used this joke so many times, and hearing someone else saying it is a hilarious joke.
Love the Shakespeare allusions! I wouldn't have expected those from a comedy sketch about anthropomorphized cookies. Are typos in fortune cookies really a big problem? I guess I don't eat them enough to know.
Dont understimate oatmeal cookies, te puedes comer un montón de esas cuando tienes antojos y nunca se sentirás empalagose. ❤❤❤❤❤ Also, I dont like chocolate that much anyway
I'm declaring it now: Frank James is the absolute BEST TH-cam content creator!!!! His skits are paralleled by no other! And every video is worth watching at least five times! So good!
My top 3 Suggestions for if People were are: Periodic Elememts Canadian Proviences & Territories Ice Cream Flavors (Make Strawberry a Country Bumpkin who belives in Hard Work)
Periodic Elements are gonna have some chemistry jokes while chocolate vs vanilla is a canon event. Can't wait to see his creativity in making our days brighter.
Laughing at the witty 'Don’t be so chippy' line 🤣 a perfect fit for the anatomy of the cookie chip discussion. Also, your mama joke gets me every time. I love how you tied in the split personality of the black and white cookie 🤣 just like Gollum and Smeagol 🎭 Great to see you breaking through creative blocks and flourishing as cookies 🍪 I wonder what’s next? 🤔 Btw, spotted some brownie cookies here where I live, haven’t tried them yet, but those local recipe developers are truly crafting some creative cookies 😋 Edit: the brownie-cookie is called brookie apparently 🍪
Also vegan, the fact that flour and sugar are still on the table definitely helps, i must say. Also i think i undercooked my Thanksgiving pumpkin bread but at least there's no eggs right... haha... right?
I love this channel! The skits are always so well done and hilarious 😂 My favorite cookie would be snickerdoodle. The personalities for each cookie fits perfectly!
I think more people would like oatmeal cookies: 1. If it wasn't called a "cookie" (even though it is) b/c when people think of cookies, ones like chocolate chip come to mind. 2. If you always knew ahead of time whether it's chocolate or raisins nestled in the bumpy oatmeal texture. Because again, if I think of chocolate, anything else is a disappointment. Aside from that - yes, they are good.
That's what I was going to say, there could have been a bit about which name is correct. I was happy that he used the right name. A macaron vs. macaroon cookie debate would have been good, too. I like the macaroons that are made with sweetened condensed milk, especially if it has dark chocolate and almonds. I say that's what 'Almond Joy' wants to be when it grows up. They are easy to make, too (as long as you use parchment paper).
"I love the vay-gans, they're great!" But why the blue wig for the vay-gans! Lol. Love it! Macaron setting everyone straight. Yeah, those oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, just don't quite do it for me. Funny sketch, Frank. 😂
Can we get a part 2 with Italian cookies, sugar cookies, gingerbread, double chocolate chip, and witch's hat (those ones with the Hershey's Kiss in the middle)?
"You're what the French call... Les incompetent." Lol!!! I had to look that up because I knew that line from something!!! Home Alone!!! That is actually one of my favorite parts of that entire movie lol!!!
I like how the cookies have light beards but the non-cookies like brownie (or half of black and white) are clean shaven, I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but it's cool
What's your favorite cookie? 🍪
red velvet
Peanut butter with chocolate chips
Oreo
Fortune cookie was good.
Brownie and me are soul linked 😂
I love how the shortbread cookie is so short it’s barely on the screen
That was "short" but so hilarious - I'm still laughing! "Take a hike, freak." "Fucking game's rigged." FJ, sheer brilliance, as always, especially for all the blood, sweat and tears which go into each and every amazing video. Thank you.
And I love shortbread...I just bought some last night! But FJ, you should have given him a Scottish accent!
So true - so totally true! @@elisecurran9497
@@elisecurran9497 as a Scotsman, I'd be worried he'd then make them too stereotypical of my people.
I was crying laughing at the bite backs towards the other cookies. As a short person I can relate to their feistiness. 😂
This channel is at its very best when it has all its demonstrated characters interacting with each other throughout the story, just like this :D
It’s the best like this
how are you everywhere
Oreo: "Hey world's most favorite cookie is here! Everyone can be happy now! It's O-R-E-O!"
Chocolate Chip: "Ugh! This guy!"
Peanut Butter: "I thought he was full of himself before, but ever since he got double stuff he became twice as bad!"
Chocolate Chip: "Why does everyone love _him?"_
Hydrox: (sighs) "It's gotta be all in the name..."
As a girl scout, the girl scout cookies one is honestly spot on
hey! i made a wiki about if things were people. do you want to help?
I’m a Girl Scout too.
do you want to help on my wiki called if things were people wiki?@@nil.yildiz13
I have to live my life in the shadows for that time of year cos I really don’t like Girl Scout cookies (but not Girl Scouts!!) and I feel so bad… it’s so stressful!! 😭
Some of them would set up a table in front of my bank. They literally followed the money 😂
But ha! Didn't work on me because I was only there to pay a bill and left with even less money.
"he is batter, we are dough, but we are all magnifique in our own ways" 😂
You deserve a tray of cookies 🍪🍪for this brilliant work 😂👍👍
, brownies speech " if we preheat our ovens, do we not bake" 😂Amen 🙌
and shaving half your face for black and whit is the ultimate dedication.
Welcome back player. May the river of creativity always wash over you.
The fortune cookie’s grammar is so funny! 😂
Right?! That one got me rolling 😂😂😂
You're sweetened with WHAT?!
The Brownie is such a mood. I love him.
Kudos to your multiple facial hair looks :)
Could kudos be on a cookie plate? You know kudos bars?
Also, may your writers block continue to go away, and you just continue to have fun :-)
Also, you never cease to amaze me with your acting, I thought for a split second “the actor playing the brownie is so handsome” and then I’m like literally it’s Frank it’s always Frank, same person 😂
It’s the cold medicine
hee hee thanks
I too find him really handsome at times, other times not as much...he's rather chameleonlike lol ...
@@FrankJamesyou should do a different personality’s at prom
@@requinremembersbro is being fruity
The Shortbread was adorable. Loved the Home Alone quote by the Macaron. Another fantastic video. Thank you, FJ.
Glad you enjoyed it!
frank's humor and acting are amazing!!
Shaving half of your beard for the black and white cookie was dedication.
Oh, I didn't even notice that! Had to go back and look, lol.
For your information, I LOVE oatmeal cookies. 😂
Also, black and white cookie was absolutely _brilliant_
black and white cookie seems like a good example of the term “two sides of the same coin”
I ALSO LOVE OATMEAL COOKIES!!!
At first, I thought it was two cookies with the two colors on opposite sides, fighting like the Sharonians from that episode of Star Trek.... 🖖
Reminds me of Yin-Yang from II
@@Arnikaaait legit is but yin is more agressive
Shortbread...if Timmy was a cookie.😆
Yes!! I thought "I'm cool" right after :)
Hey, friend!
@@zoeorchid Hello! 😄
"...if Timmy was a cookie." 😆 I had to "like" because it made me laugh, but I actually like shortbread cookies.
I mean - if I had to choose between a chocolate chip cookie and a shortbread cookie, I'll take the chocolate chip, but shortbread is good, too.
'"you're what the French call 'les incompetant' "
classic home alone reference
"Home Alone" is one of those movies that you can watch any time of year and enjoy it. I last watched it with my sister's family and we laughed ourselves senseless. My niece (who was eleven at the time) laughed herself silly at the scene where Marv (Daniel Stern) screamed bloody murder with that tarantula on his face. In my opinion; Daniel Stern should have won an Oscar for Best Scream. Though there are a few interesting facts about "Home Alone" that deserve to be shared by people who love the movie. For example; it's the most popular Christmas movie in Poland as it was the first ever Christmas movie from the west to be shown in Poland following the collapse of the communist government in Warsaw. Communism in Poland ended in 1989 and "Home Alone" was released in 1990. Also the house used for exterior shots of the McAllister house is a real life house located in a suburb of Chicago called Winnetka, IL.
this has unleashed my inner cookie monster
Shortbread ''hey check me out'' 😂 love oatmeal's expression waiting for his numbers aww lol, and black and white was brilliant too, the half beard 😄 ''something wonderful is about to happy'' lol, really cheered me up seeing this pop up! Love the energy! 😊
1:12 Hahahaha I see that Home Alone reference!
Thank you for pointing that out!! I was trying so hard to remember where that came from!!
Nice home alone quote lol 1:13
'Something wonderfull is about to happy' 😂
Also, I love Brownie
How about the gluten free cookies? Those would have a story to tell 😂
Yes! You're back and over your creative block! I'm so happy, I've been watching cats. Yay.
Your characters are all so brilliant, it's a real talent to think and create from so many unique perspectives. Long time subscriber, forever fan, God bless FJ.
thanks!
Macaron! You said my favorite line from Home Alone!
Now, this is true sketch comedy! If cookies were people is fantastic! 🍪🤩
I love how instead of being united the black and white cookie is undergoing civil war: cookie version.
You’re what the French call “Les incompétents”
Looove Home Alone!
Perfection. 💯
Omg, the commitment to shave HALF his face for the black and white cookie 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 i will never comprehend how you manage to fit such an INSANE amount of material and twists and turns into such a short period of time! well done, FJ! 👏👏👏 p.s. big kudos to the "check me out" timmy-voice cameo! 🤣 and the out of focus fade out (down?) at the end! 🤣
I love the If ____ Were People series. Keep 'em coming!
LET’S GOOOOOOO! FRANK’S POSTED AGAIN! THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT HE PUTS INTO HIS VIDS IS UNBELIEVABLE. SO PROUD OF YOU FRANK!
THE MACARON! **french noises** AND a home alone reference? parfait!! 😂❤
Love the brownie going all Shakespearian with the Merchant of Venice style language
I didn't expect a Merchant of Venice reference. 😂
I love the vaguens! They’re great!
Lol the fortune cookie!!! Something wonderful is about to happy. I had to rewatch to catch all the puns. This one had me laughing pretty hard!
THE SHORTBREAD- I’m sorry, but just solely the head is so funny and clever PFFT 😂 I loved all the varying characters in this btw, they were all great ✨
These videos are brilliant
Dood. You’re so good at this😂
Ps love the way ur shave was incorporated into the sketch
macaROON & macaRON should've had a fight...
Welcome back! This is probably my favorite series. :) Very clever and makes me want a snickerdoodle.
Love your French accent FJ 😂. Happy Thanksgiving week!!!
Hahahaha the fortune cookie slayyyyed me 😂😂😂😂
This is the second time I’ve heard Frank say “You are what the French call, Le incompétente” and I love it. My dad has used this joke so many times, and hearing someone else saying it is a hilarious joke.
right now im gonna use that quote
If I had a nickel for every time frank said that, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
Love the Shakespeare allusions! I wouldn't have expected those from a comedy sketch about anthropomorphized cookies.
Are typos in fortune cookies really a big problem? I guess I don't eat them enough to know.
What were they? I've noticed Hamlet in other ones
@@jamielaw4749 Brownie's big speech ("Hath not a brownie sugar?") is a parody of a big speech from The Merchant of Venice.
Dont understimate oatmeal cookies, te puedes comer un montón de esas cuando tienes antojos y nunca se sentirás empalagose. ❤❤❤❤❤
Also, I dont like chocolate that much anyway
How do you do this?!
So creative.
So clever!
Oddly relatable!!
So awesome!!
Thank you so much!
I just love you! Thanks for making me laugh. 😂 “Sweetened with what?!😅
😁
I'm declaring it now: Frank James is the absolute BEST TH-cam content creator!!!! His skits are paralleled by no other! And every video is worth watching at least five times! So good!
My top 3 Suggestions for if People were are:
Periodic Elememts
Canadian Proviences & Territories
Ice Cream Flavors (Make Strawberry a Country Bumpkin who belives in Hard Work)
Periodic Elements are gonna have some chemistry jokes while chocolate vs vanilla is a canon event.
Can't wait to see his creativity in making our days brighter.
Oatmeal cookies are actually really good if you leave the raisins out, lol.
replace with butterscotch chips 🥰
Replace the regular raisins with golden raisins-- they're so much better!
Not *too much* cinnamon
Laughing at the witty 'Don’t be so chippy' line 🤣 a perfect fit for the anatomy of the cookie chip discussion. Also, your mama joke gets me every time.
I love how you tied in the split personality of the black and white cookie 🤣 just like Gollum and Smeagol 🎭
Great to see you breaking through creative blocks and flourishing as cookies 🍪 I wonder what’s next? 🤔
Btw, spotted some brownie cookies here where I live, haven’t tried them yet, but those local recipe developers are truly crafting some creative cookies 😋
Edit: the brownie-cookie is called brookie apparently 🍪
As a pround ENFJ-Vegan, it was nice to see the Vegan Cookie get love!!! 😂🎉
If you call that love okay 😂
Also vegan, the fact that flour and sugar are still on the table definitely helps, i must say. Also i think i undercooked my Thanksgiving pumpkin bread but at least there's no eggs right... haha... right?
INFJ vegan here
That's the way the cookies crumbled.
I love this channel! The skits are always so well done and hilarious 😂
My favorite cookie would be snickerdoodle. The personalities for each cookie fits perfectly!
thank you!
Low key oatmeal raisin is delicious!
it's my favorite cookie tbh
I think more people would like oatmeal cookies:
1. If it wasn't called a "cookie" (even though it is) b/c when people think of cookies, ones like chocolate chip come to mind.
2. If you always knew ahead of time whether it's chocolate or raisins nestled in the bumpy oatmeal texture. Because again, if I think of chocolate, anything else is a disappointment.
Aside from that - yes, they are good.
If we preheat our ovens, do we not bake? 😆👍🏼
As a french person, I really appreciate Macaron accent 😂
Good to know that Shortbread is the cookie incarnate of Two-Type Timmy
check me out!
@@FrankJames "He said the thing!"
(for any 'Pitch Meeting' fans)
0:12 as someone with a tree nut allergy, macaron has no right to laugh
“The only time they ever pick you off the platter is when they think you’re me”
-chocolate chip cookie 2023 😂
@1:13 not the Home Alone reference 🤣
This is pretty creative 😂 Good job!!
This was sooo accurate!!!😅😅 u should have put in the macaroon (coconut one) and started a debate😂
That's what I was going to say, there could have been a bit about which name is correct. I was happy that he used the right name.
A macaron vs. macaroon cookie debate would have been good, too.
I like the macaroons that are made with sweetened condensed milk, especially if it has dark chocolate and almonds. I say that's what 'Almond Joy' wants to be when it grows up. They are easy to make, too (as long as you use parchment paper).
"I love the vay-gans, they're great!" But why the blue wig for the vay-gans! Lol. Love it! Macaron setting everyone straight. Yeah, those oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, just don't quite do it for me. Funny sketch, Frank. 😂
Blue haired vay-gan.
Wild stuff.
What?! No Oreos!? What the fudge brownie, dude?! LOL Anyway, can't wait for "If Pizza Restaurants or Toppings Were People"!!!
LOVE the 'Good Will Hunting' reference. Laughed out loud and disturbed my sleeping dogs. Excellently played!
... do we not bake? 😆
The Vegan cookie👏🏽😄
This is one of the BEST videos ever! So clever.
Yay, thank you!
"Hey, Check Me Out" had me rolling on the floor 😂😂
Origin story of... GOATmeal.
LOL
As a vegan... and as an INFJ I loved it 😅
Comme ci Comme ça. JK, I love the misspelled fortunes and brownie cookies def count ❤
seems like the brownie had a self identification issue between a cookie and cake 😂
Can we get a part 2 with Italian cookies, sugar cookies, gingerbread, double chocolate chip, and witch's hat (those ones with the Hershey's Kiss in the middle)?
Every time they insulted oatmeal raisin I was like, "So true!" 🤣
Love that "Home Alone" moment/quote
Aww, where's the "special" brownie?🥴💨
lol
Fortune: don't let Girl Scout and Brownie be together for too long.
But where was gingersnap and sugar? (we all know why Monster cookie wasn't invited)
"Everyone,I have a gambling addiction"
WAS HILARIOUS
First F-Bomb at 2:14? Haha! This is great. Oh, and oatmeal cookies should only happen on April 1st.
nah it's still frickin
🤣 I can relate to the Shortbread so much, that caught me off guard. 💖
"You're what the French call... Les incompetent." Lol!!!
I had to look that up because I knew that line from something!!!
Home Alone!!!
That is actually one of my favorite parts of that entire movie lol!!!
Still waiting for 'If the 16 MBTI personality stereotypes were people.'
I love all of the home alone refrences lol "you're what the french call les incompétent"
Italian lemon cookies are my favorite! 💕
You forgot the soft cookies. The ones so soft they melt in your mouth. They are the best.
That was great! Brilliant ending!
Great!!! Love character black n white..bravo🎉😂❤
Let’s give Frank some credit for shaving only half of his beard
The vegan cookie with blue hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hoping for a collab with Julie Nolke. Great video as always, Frank! Love your imagination. 🤗
What about the lemon creme cookies? Those are amazing!!!
Good thing cookies and desserts can't collect lotto winnings.
This has to be my favorite video of you so far! 😅 Big fan!
Wow, thanks!
Me thinking it was website cookies
hhah
Samee
"LeS iNcOmPéTentS" made it so tragedic for any reason, I laughed so hard 😂
I like how the cookies have light beards but the non-cookies like brownie (or half of black and white) are clean shaven, I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but it's cool
I was watching this while eating a cookie😂
The Home Alone ref is priceless 😂😂 and as a frenchie, I approve