Some other funny ones: Cassie: I feel sorry for you. Reptile: My race will return in time. Cassie: I meant cause your face. Reptile: D'vorah. D'vorah: Do reptiles know fear? Reptile: Just as insects feel pain. Reptile: Your mind powers. Kenshi: What of them? Reptile: Exactly. Reptile: Are you afraid, Hasashi? Scorpion: What have I to fear? Reptile: Reptiles eat Scorpions. Reptile is in all of them cuz he's funny.
Kenshi: You thugs are all alike Triborg: You've never seen anything like me Kenshi: Oh I get it cause I'm blind *Pause's game* I bet the uploader was laughing his ass off at that which is why he paused the game.
Liu Kang: Metal fool! Triborg: I am physically superior! Liu Kang: So...it's robotic down there to? You missed that one. It's ok, just put it in part 3.
Takeda: "I never considered you an enemy." Kitana: "I never considered you at all." Takeda: "Now that's just hurtful!" Erron: "I suggest you hit the trail." Triborg: "Your toys cannot harm me." Erron: "My bullets cut through metal....and bullshit." Those might be my favorites XD
Sonya vs Erron Black:Sonya: "I must be a jerk magnet." Hmmm... Johnny, Kano, Erron Black (Was that guy from MK4 that was part Kano's gang ever flirted with her?)
I like any of the intros with Johnny, but probably my favorite two are with Raiden, J: 50 bucks says I win R: I do not wager money! J: Fine then I get to wear your hat. J:What's happening Rain daddy? R: This is not a time for levity! J:Jokes on you, cause I can't fly.
If any SSB4 character has this style of intros... Example Palutena: Wouldn't your girlfriend be upset if I rough you up? Cloud: Tifa won't need to worry about anything. Palutena: I was talking about Sephiroth.
Honestly, from what they say to eachother in the beginning, I can somewhat tell if there fighting because of a past of theirs or just training eachother or something so sometimes I feel bad when I fatality them.
You should totally make a part 3 of this. Be sure to include Kung Lao's dialogue with Reptile: KL: "I have no quarrel with you" Reptile: "I will tear your flesh" KL: "I now have a quarrel with you"
All of the Cassie Cage ones crack me up, especially when the other girl said her dad was hot... and the interaction between Johnny Cage and the hefty Asian guy: magnificent. "Your comments were very hurtful." Just great.
Cassie: Ooh you tasty fish yeaa for sure Me: ;-; y-yea... Ashley: I didn't know you like fish Me: sushi Me: it's called sushi Ashley: want some of dis? *holds sushi* Me: now come here I gotta punch something fishy Ashley: fuck...
Next part needs to include this; Takeda: Ugh... You've been rolling in trash? Reptile: Respect me, Human! Takeda: I'm serious, you smell awful. Funnier if you do it in the Pit or Kuatan Jungle. Shirai Ryu skin would be preferred for Takeda.
Okay why didn't they put this one in as an interaction with Johnny and Kitana? Johnny Cage: Nice to meet a fan Kitana: Is that supposed to be a joke? Johnny Cage: You tell me
If Deadpool was a character in this game this is probably what would happen during some of his interactions Johnny Cage: the Merck with the mouth Deadpool: I thought only the players knew that nickname Johnny Cage: HEY! Only I'm aloud to break the 4th wall in this game Deadpool: yeech...and I thought I was ugly Predator: rooooaaaar! Deadpool: did you eat all my chimichangas Bo' Rai Cho: gulp...no...why would you...*hiccup*...that Deadpool: that's it your going down tubby
Netherrealm Studios can really think up some witty dialogue. By the way, are you also looking over unique dialogues from certain character costumes, like the late revenants and Hanzo Hasashi Scorpion?
"My bullets cut through metal and bullshit." - best Erron Black line ever...
Ainsley
Whoever calls Erron a perv, you’re dead!
'Ooh, you like the tasty fish yaaa for sure.' - Cassie Cage - 2016
Äähh ja
+lij toys The age family just has dem dominant troll genes xD
+Darklighter89 Cage, fk my keyboard
+Gengar Guy
damn Cassie
lol
"You thugs are all alike"
"Youve never seen anything like me"
"Oh I get it, cause im blind"
I died laughing
Jakub Částka lol
XD I love it
Damn right when i saw this the video was there too
FATALITY
"I never considered you an enemy"
"I never considered you at all"
Damn that was a cutting edge pun
Rony Blanc lmao “cutting edge”
You know, cause Kitana’s fans are bladed.
Jaelyn Coleman, and Takeda’s “Knife” is also cutting edge
Mega boi tHaT’s nOt a kNiFe!!1!
“Now dats just hurtful..” 😂
Some other funny ones:
Cassie: I feel sorry for you.
Reptile: My race will return in time.
Cassie: I meant cause your face.
Reptile: D'vorah.
D'vorah: Do reptiles know fear?
Reptile: Just as insects feel pain.
Reptile: Your mind powers.
Kenshi: What of them?
Reptile: Exactly.
Reptile: Are you afraid, Hasashi?
Scorpion: What have I to fear?
Reptile: Reptiles eat Scorpions.
Reptile is in all of them cuz he's funny.
Beatrice Trudea
I actually don't either but others consider it funny so I put it there.
I liked The "Reptiles eat Scorpions
And his dialogue to Scorpion gives him a frickin BURRNNNN.
I do. LMAO!
Redbaron How about this one?
Reptile: Return to your jungle
Mileena: Its lizards are too small to eat.
Reptile: This one will eat you.
Jaxs: im locked an loaded
Reptile:only cowards use firearms
Jaxs: but spittin on people is ok
lol
+BoFlex Gaming :D
I died at that part! XDDD
Karena Stauffer me to I was like preach to him
Yeah! XD Cold blooded insults! (Get it?)
Karena Stauffer lol I see what U did there haha
You degrade both me AND pregnant whales!
ded
I had to pause the video at that to recollect myself.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
When was that part?
+KenRaxxz
Bo' Rai Cho: your comments were very hurtful
Johnny Cage: look I'm sorry
Bo' Rai Cho: you degrade both me and pregnant whales
+KenRaxxz 0:43 is when it starts
Okay it's official, Netherrealm has WAY too much fun with the intro dialogues
+Matt Underwood You could never have too much fun
+Matt Underwood I'M SHURE JOO LIKE THE TASTEE FEESH JA
That just killed me, as much as this game is gory, they have the best writers for intro lines.
I like the ones with Johnny Cage. Especially against Bo Rai Cho. The one involving pregnant whales DESTROYED me.
Also Kitana rejecting Takeda like that, I kinda felt that like it really hurts though
+Matt Underwood Savage asf
+Matt Underwood Feel the sizzle!
She's somehow even more of a bitch when she's human than when she's a revenant.
Myawesomebox Oh sweet irony
"My bullets cut through metal...and bullshit."
+sierrawildermusic Don't forget his stolen Tarkata blades...
+sierrawildermusic 1:04 XD
+JoobJaibot Tarkatan*
RedemptionPlayz Thank you for the correction.
'My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit'
I love that one 😂😂
"whats that on your fa ooooohhhhhh"
xD
Wait what does he think it is?
+Hi I'm Catbug The mask is made of human skin so yeah :D
I lose every time I watch this
Whats on your face? Ohhhhh its a face
- What am I thinking?
- You were thinking?!
- Funny. Real funny.
The first one is priceless 😂😂😂
Same😂😂😂
ikr
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Ohh! You like the funny video! Yeah for sure
+Sans the Skeleton it went more like this
Ooo ya like da teesty feesh ya for sure
I feel Takeda's pain on that last one
+Marc Ortiz Yeah, such a burn xD
what a pussy
Takeda: I never consider you an enemy.
Katana: I never consider you at all.
Takeda: Now that's just hurtful.
Me: Get that mother f***er!
"What's that on your fa- *OHHH*
That is funny every time
"That is really fucked up"
I love to go on Mortal Kombat 11
Uuuoooohhhhhhh!
Kenshi: You thugs are all alike
Triborg: You've never seen anything like me
Kenshi: Oh I get it cause I'm blind
*Pause's game*
I bet the uploader was laughing his ass off at that which is why he paused the game.
JoJoFan93 I love that won *one*
Cassie's "you know of the bitch-slap" comment to Kotal Khan is hilarious, as is Johnny Cage telling Triborg to fuck himself 😂
Liu Kang: Metal fool!
Triborg: I am physically superior!
Liu Kang: So...it's robotic down there to?
You missed that one. It's ok, just put it in part 3.
+Maya Cabezas How about this one.
Takeda: "Mileena?"
Mileena: "FRESH MEAT..."
Takeda: "You know, it's really not sexy when you say that..."
OmegaPaladin That one too
Legit just saw this one today when I was playing. Had to pause the game cause I was laughin so damn hard.
sadly it never came
anything to do with cassie is funny as f**k
Damn Right!
She learned from the best
Excuse me, but where's:
Cassie: I can't believe you'd hit a girl.
Kenshi: We are merely trained-
Cassie: Wow. And I thought your son was gullible.
In Part 1.
3:24 "Is your name still on your chest?"
Kitana, are you blind?
She is AH HA!
ChromeDog kenshi is lol
Johnny Cage: the ultimate troll Hahahaha
Takeda: "I never considered you an enemy."
Kitana: "I never considered you at all."
Takeda: "Now that's just hurtful!"
Erron: "I suggest you hit the trail."
Triborg: "Your toys cannot harm me."
Erron: "My bullets cut through metal....and bullshit."
Those might be my favorites XD
Cameron Bruce the first one is a burnnnn.
Same
Cassie Cage?? More like Sassie Cage.
"Pum detected, must be iradcated
Ha so funny
Sassmaster Cass
Sonya vs Erron Black:Sonya: "I must be a jerk magnet."
Hmmm... Johnny, Kano, Erron Black (Was that guy from MK4 that was part Kano's gang ever flirted with her?)
Jarek
Ateş Hergül Yeah him. Thank you very much, he's not very memorable compared to the other bad guys. ^_^ :bows:
A match between Jax and Kano will remind you of him. ;)
+Santo Tan Poor Sonya! XD Still kinda funny though. Plus she can handle herself anyways. ;3 3:59
Santo Tan Jarek
You missed an alternate response to the Coldilocks intro with Johnny and Sub Zero
He says "I thought you'd be looking for the three brrss"
Ricardex x Gamez look at the last one
Johnny must have been watching Animaniacs lately.
Well when you wanna be a troll, the Warner brothers and their sister are pros. Especially Yakko.
Love the KITANA ones though 😂
I laughed at the first one
+Elias We all did
"what's that on your fa- OHHH!"
Cassie Cage's Face
+Papi Franku Is Life ;(
I like any of the intros with Johnny, but probably my favorite two are with Raiden,
J: 50 bucks says I win
R: I do not wager money!
J: Fine then I get to wear your hat.
J:What's happening Rain daddy?
R: This is not a time for levity!
J:Jokes on you, cause I can't fly.
"You sure your ready for this?" "Sure as yours names Bitchface." Comedy gold
"OOOO yew leik da testi feesh yaaa for sure" DYING 😂😂😂😂
A lot of the intros to this game are funny as hell
If any SSB4 character has this style of intros...
Example
Palutena: Wouldn't your girlfriend be upset if I rough you up?
Cloud: Tifa won't need to worry about anything.
Palutena: I was talking about Sephiroth.
johnny is the best trash talker :)
johnny cage is funny like his daughter
Haha so funny
-I’ve never considered you my enemy
-I’ve never considered you at all
Oh shit😂
What's that on your fa- OHHHHHHG
MKX Funny Intros Extended Edition - th-cam.com/video/FGGC7IbQ-xc/w-d-xo.html
The first one got me
+Swirly Manager me too lol
+Swirly Manager meeeee tooooo tasty fish
MKIceAndFire
Rockman insfran
I think my favorite part is where you have to pause at 1:10 because you're probably laughing too hard.
I fucking love Cassie.
"Sure you're ready for this?"
"S'long as your name's bitchface"
"See, now I gotta hurt ya"
4:50
"Im locked and loaded"
"Only Cowards use firearms"
"But spiting on people is okay"
uuuhhh the burns xD
1:28 Personally, that's the best one
Johnny: Hello nurse
Kitana: you're gonna need nurse
Johnny: hot i can't trash Wait
Me: LMAOOOOOOOOO HAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAhhaha xD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oops talk*
still a fan of "why you look like we?... why YOU look like WE?? this no funny!"
+BlackRequiem23 "Why you look like Wii?" "Y U look like Wii?" "This snow funny!"
Honestly, from what they say to eachother in the beginning, I can somewhat tell if there fighting because of a past of theirs or just training eachother or something so sometimes I feel bad when I fatality them.
You should totally make a part 3 of this. Be sure to include Kung Lao's dialogue with Reptile:
KL: "I have no quarrel with you"
Reptile: "I will tear your flesh"
KL: "I now have a quarrel with you"
"OOOOOHH, you like the tasty fish yaa for sure"
XD CLASSIC CASSIE
I'd watch the Cage and B Rai Cho Show XD
Kitana:"Ugh Cage"
Jonny Cage:"Want some of this?"
Kitana:"I'm very certain no one does" 😂😂😂
Cassie:Move it or lose it.
Kung lao:Move what or lose what?
Cassie:Your ass and your ass
I threw up laughing
I’m not lying that was so funny!!
"Now that's just hurtful"
I feel ya there Takeda
Cassie’s voice and design are so much better in X than in MX11
4:36 I swear I thought she was going to say a new daddy
*leather face fucking with his chainsaw*
Johny: "what's that on your-- OH!"
Wow 😂
Johnny Cage: What cha doing here Lau?
Kung Lau: I wish to test your stamina!
Johnnie Cage: Well ring the bell son!!!
😅😅😅
"Oh i got it because I'm blind" Died.
Cassie: "Nice miniskirt."
Kotal Khan: "A joke at my expense??"
Casse: "No, it's yours for free."
How could you not have this one lol
Johnny Cage: so you own this market place?
Kotal Kohn: I own this whole market place!
Johnny Cage: maybe they can get you some pants!
"I never considered you an enemy."
"I never considered you at all."
BURN! XD
the sh*t is freakin hilarious 😂😂😂😂
1:34 - Curiosity killed the cat.
Cage :what do you want with me
Bo Rai Cho :i will teach you the flying kick
Cage : like i'll give you URGHH you know
All of the Cassie Cage ones crack me up, especially when the other girl said her dad was hot... and the interaction between Johnny Cage and the hefty Asian guy: magnificent. "Your comments were very hurtful." Just great.
Best burn ive heard today:"I never considered you an enemy. I never even concidered you at all" #ROLF #LMFAO
Cassie: Ooh you tasty fish yeaa for sure
Me: ;-; y-yea...
Ashley: I didn't know you like fish
Me: sushi
Me: it's called sushi
Ashley: want some of dis? *holds sushi*
Me: now come here I gotta punch something fishy
Ashley: fuck...
Special forces always use jokes
1:17 when the burn is so good you have to pause the game
Kitana: Ugh, Cage.
Johnny: Want some of this?
Kitana:Very certain, no one does.
The Cages are the funniest!! Best Father & Daughter duo ever.
"you degrade both me and pregnant whales!" that had me dying on the floor XD
Next part needs to include this;
Takeda: Ugh... You've been rolling in trash?
Reptile: Respect me, Human!
Takeda: I'm serious, you smell awful.
Funnier if you do it in the Pit or Kuatan Jungle.
Shirai Ryu skin would be preferred for Takeda.
"why you look like we?!"
"ROAR"
"Why do you look like we this no funny!"
"I will teach you the fling kick"
"Like i give a flying f..... well you know"
"You provoke me and pregnant whales"- Boi'Rai'Cho 2016
Johnny:what's that on your face ugh
Chainsaw massacre:blughh
What's happening bojangles I'm weakkkk😂😂😂
"Move it or lose it..."
"Move what? Or lose what?"
"Your ass or your ass."
the first 1 had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:34 is so funny i cant stop laughing just to type this in XD
"I never considered you an enemy"
"I never considered you at all"
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
"What's that on your fa- UGH!"
I use the last part in my every day life and I thank it because of that
"Hey Mac" "We will destroy you" "We? is your mother joining us?"
Jax: Let's go Queen B!
D'Vorah: My children will feast on your guts!
Jax: I'll squash all
ya'll!!!
Hell yeah!!! 😅😅😅
Bo' Rai' Cho: your commentaries hurt me...
Johnny Cage: look, i'm sorry...
Bo' Rai' Cho: your insults degrade both me, AND pregnant whales
lol. Poor Bo' Rai' cho...
Oh u like the tasty fish yah for sure XD
1:34 What's that are your fa......
OOOH!!! XD
Okay why didn't they put this one in as an interaction with Johnny and Kitana?
Johnny Cage: Nice to meet a fan
Kitana: Is that supposed to be a joke?
Johnny Cage: You tell me
Johnny: Ice to see ya
Subzero: Must everything be a joke
*Johnny* acts cool puts glasses on
Johnny: Yeah it does
"I never considered you an enemy."
"I never considered you at all."
BRUTALITY
Jax: I'm locked and loaded
Reptile: Only cowards use firearms
Jax: But spitting on people is ok?
Touche! well played Jax well played
0:17 He's not wrong.
I feel like if I was any MKX character, I would be Johnny Cage.
"What's that on your face- OH!!!"
If Deadpool was a character in this game this is probably what would happen during some of his interactions
Johnny Cage: the Merck with the mouth
Deadpool: I thought only the players knew that nickname
Johnny Cage: HEY! Only I'm aloud to break the 4th wall in this game
Deadpool: yeech...and I thought I was ugly
Predator: rooooaaaar!
Deadpool: did you eat all my chimichangas
Bo' Rai Cho: gulp...no...why would you...*hiccup*...that
Deadpool: that's it your going down tubby
+Robert Curley This needs to happen. Like right now
THE FIRST ONE GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Johnny cage :what’s that on your fa ohhhhhh 🤣I cant stop laughing
Netherrealm Studios can really think up some witty dialogue. By the way, are you also looking over unique dialogues from certain character costumes, like the late revenants and Hanzo Hasashi Scorpion?
"What's that on your fa- *OHHHHHHH*" Johnny has about the reaction time of me.
0:20 Johnny Cage just said an Animaniacs quote!!