Honestly didn’t have to destroy Kano like that QChi: Why have we never done buisness Kano: Didn’t want to end up a zombie QChi: It might increase your intelligence
I wish these were still in Mortal Kombat 1. The only way to hear lines is setting up matches, and you can't hear them in towers to hear more of them more naturally over time like before😭
@@joandarc441 There was a voice actor strike that happened back in 2016-2017 about how voice actors for video games were getting payed. This affected many gaming companies, one of those being WB games, the guys that help with mortal Kombat and injustice
Jax (upon seeing Goro):Great. Goro:You will suffer, earthrealm dog! Jax:I'm too old for this shot! Just gotta say that should be a punchline for when your parents boss you around after your 18th birthday.
Here are the Top 100 (In No Particular Order) Funniest MKX Intros!
MK11 Funny Intros - th-cam.com/video/MNQ4s0m2gtI/w-d-xo.html
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U forgot
Kenshi: mine is sento what do you call yours?
Leather face: AAAUUGHHH
And
Erron black: nice to meet a fellow Texan
Leather face: AAAAUUGGGHHH
Raiden: "I sense confusion."
Sonya: "You're gonna sense my boot in your as..."
Raiden: "SONYA BLADE!"
"I will not tolerate hostility!"
I like this one it's very Clever
"Betch lemme finish this or i will finish you for elder god"
Replace t with b in boot
It's like a parent dealing with a moody teen 😂😂
Takeda: "I never consider you an enemy"
Kitana: "I never consider you at all"
Takeda: "Now that's just hurtful"
2:47
And the way he said it. He genuinely sound hurt.
That's why no one likes Kitana
I love how at least 80% of these are Johnny Cage.
Mr. Anonymous NOOB
I’m a noob? What does that make you? A newborn?
@@timothyforklift4929 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NURSE
And the rest cassie
I love how people keep saying I love how
Ermac still has my favorite intro in this game against their mirror
You meant his speed talking?
wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks
Ermac has eminem soul inside him and also my favorite mirror is quan chi
We are many We are many more We are many moretimesinfintyplusinfitynopaybacks
I did not know Ermac had humor!
Liu Kang: "METAL FOOL!!!"
Triborg: "I am physically superior."
Liu Kang: "So, it's robotic down there, too..."
And they say 11 has the best Liu Kang...
This and the Erron-Jacqui one at 2:07 are probably my favourites.
The dry delivery of "Now you have a problem." gets me every time.
@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6бMK9-X Liu Kang feels more like an actual character. It's great.
EB: "I have a problem"
JB: "Your peepee hurts?"
EB: "Now you have a problem"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:04
Johnny: "Hey Mac"
Ermac: "We will end you"
Johnny: ""We"? Is your mother joining us?"
That one got me laughing, ngl
Missing this one with Jacqui and Takeda.
Takeda: Lets not do this.
Jacqui Briggs: Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?
Takeda: Okay, let's do this.
Also missed this
Alien: REEEEEEEE
Other alien: growl
@@Hideyer im pretty sure Alien doesnt go "REEEEEEEE"
WRYYYYY@@Larrydx5013
@Larrydx5013 it's more like "ReeeREEE"
“Ooh, you like de tasty feesh yaaa”
Cassie was at her peak in humor in this game 😭
It's either German or Canadian.
I don’t see what’s funny about it , kinda corny
@@anaxemurderer5094Like your comment
I was dying bruh
@@anaxemurderer5094That's the point. She spoke in an intentionally bad Swedish accent
Honestly didn’t have to destroy Kano like that
QChi: Why have we never done buisness
Kano: Didn’t want to end up a zombie
QChi: It might increase your intelligence
I love the one with leather face
Leather face: *scary noises*
Johnny: What's that on your fa OOH.
I think it was the best one
I also like how he say 'OOH' after lowering his foot to see his face.
@phantomcakes4546
Leatherface: *fires up his chainsaw*
Johnny Cage: what's that on your fa- UGGHH!!!👀🤣
☠️💀
One of my personal favorites that you missed:
Tremor: “I enjoy your movies.”
Cage: “They’re good, aren’t they?”
Tremor: “I will enjoy _this_ more.”
6:53, The best part is you can still do the face eating fatality on predator.
I wish she could do it on ugly characters I hate. Never the less; it’s predator!
Quan Chi: I have found you, Johnny Cage
Johnny Cage: Did you bring cupcakes?
Quan Chi: No. Death.
Johnny Cage: "I WANT A CUPCAKE!"
Good ending: Quan chi did bring cupcakes 🧁
@@insertcreativenamehere242Bad ending: Quan Chi actually brought death with him and killed Johnny
@@BarsusDraco worst ending: Quan Chi did bring cupcakes but ate them in front of Johnny and then killed him
@@insertcreativenamehere242
That monster!! >:(
Johnny: "Oh, look, a robot!"
Triborg: "Earthrealm's clown."
Johnny: "Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?"
Best one in the game.
Ermac’s mirror match FTW
“We are many.”
“We are many more.”
“Wearemanymoreinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks”
Finally I can understand it😅
😂
Bro was like usjehrjsuehsnehuejss
"Gonna stab you with my....knife"
"That's not a noif!"
"Got ya to say it!"
As an Aussie, I love this one!
I need to ask, how the HELL do you survive spider season?
@@DragonSilverlightthey are just better survivors than horror victims
@@stitch3486 that’s true.
Cassandra Cage is a whole mood.
Zoomer mood
Love her
0:22 i like how Raiden in fact didn't tolerate her hostility and starts talking while she was talking.
One I NEVER see:
Kenshi: “Care to test me?”
Sub-Zero: “I too wield a sword.”
Kenshi: “Yes. Made of ice.”
Erron Black: “I suggest you hit the trail.”
Triborg: “Your toys can not harm me.”
Erron Black: “My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit.”
☠️
“Oh you like the tasty fish, yea for sure”.
My favourite.
8:21
Sektor: Cassandra Cage
Cassie: I'm being harassed by a toaster.
Sektor: You will be Incinerated.
Best intro ever!😂
Cassie has a point. It's lousy to have a stalker.
Its gonna make her toasty
Mileena: Repulsive Human!
JC: Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive
Mileena: Who told you this?!
Sub-Zero: Kano
1:34 that was a perfect reference
From what if I may ask
@@IluminousOne-9.7.2 the original predator movie
Cassie: seen a lot in your day
Kotal: I've survived many wars
Cassie: then you heard of the b slap
Me dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've actually gotten that one before seeing this vid
Johnny: hey mac
Ermac: we will end you
Jhonny: we, is your mother joining us?
Best one
Reptile: "Your mind powers..."
Kenshi: "What of them?"
Reptile: "Exactly."
1:42 destroys everything 🤣🤣
MKX and MK9 were legends
And mk11
@@SindelScreams24 at least when it came to the intros.
MK Trilogy
MKX
MK Gold are ultimate
6:53
*Predator Growls*
Mileena: Your face is too repulsive to eat 😭
4:43
Quan Chi: I have found you, Johnny Cage.
Johnny: Did you bring cupcakes?
Quan Chi: No... Death.
QC's voice actor probably had to do this in several takes, to avoid breaking character and laughing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Bo Rai' Cho: 1:37
😭😂😂😂😂😂😭
He's not wrong.
Can we all agree that Johnny Cage was the GOAT for intros in MKX?
Agree😎
MK11 too. And probably MK1 when it's here.
7:51 Ooooh shit, Kano got burned to death before the kombat even begun!
xD
9:56 is perfect
Liu kang: "please close your mouth
Mileena: "I'll not be silenced
Liu kang: " that's not what i meant
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok what did he mean then
@@thegamingcook785 oh
@@thegamingcook785 Na, she thought he wants her to shut up and not speak because she's a woman.
Liu Kang: Metal fool.
Triborg: I believe physically superior.
Liu Kang: So, it's robotic down THERE, too?
That's something I'd expect Johnny to say.
When Johnny Cage says 'It's game over man' Alien was meant to look like he was crying in defeat not roaring.
9:48 is the best part
Erron: I have a problem.
Jaqui: Your peepee hurts?
Erron: Now YOU have a problem.
The Cage's bringing the humour.
7:44 first time I heard Cassie being serious ngl
Takeda: i never considered you as a enemy
Katana: i never considered you at all
Takeda: well thats just hurtful
3:23 R.I.P. Bill Paxton
Might as well have said "Best of Johnny & Cassie Cage"
ain’t no way the ermac one is real 😭
2:47 was hilarious
0:20 i love how raiden interupts sonya in the middle of here dialogue😂
"Torr, finally kill Ferra?" gave me WHIPLASH oh my lord
Whys that
@@peytonreed937 The joke is Jason wears a mask and is tall, like Torr. Tanya must've thought the girl killed in Jason's intro was Ferra
I wish these were still in Mortal Kombat 1. The only way to hear lines is setting up matches, and you can't hear them in towers to hear more of them more naturally over time like before😭
Ermac 1: We are many
Ermac 2: We are many more
Ermac 1: Wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks
Jesus, I never laughed so hard XD
13:03 give this man his ice cubes
Best Dialogue imo
0:17 Ermac
0:40 Triborg
0:59 Johnny Cage
1:05 then 1:09 Cassie Cage
1:29 Johnny Cage
1:37 Bo rai cho
1:43 then 1:47 Kenshi
1:56 Johnny Cage
2:51 Kitana
2:58 then 3:01 Johhny Cage
3:11 Carl Weathers
4:00 Cassie Cage
5:25 Johnny Cage
6:41 Johnny Cage
6:46 Johnny Cage
7:03 Carl Weathers
7:13 Kano
8:28 Cassie Cage
8:39 Quan Chi
8:50 Bo rai cho
9:04-9:10 Bo rai cho
9:20 Liu Kang
10:43 then 10:47 Sonya Blade
11:05 Kano
11:23 Kano
11:35 Johnny Cage
13:07 then 13:09 Sub-Zero
13:48 Jax
14:07 Kenshi
14:24 then 14:26 Erron Black
14:30 then 14:32 Johnny Cage
“My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit.”
So, Johnny Cage?
How to piss off Mileena:
10:34 to 10:41
😂
Funnier is that he actually said pretty much the same in mk11.
9:47 one of my personal favorites
0:10 Ermac has the best mirror match intro, cant say otherwise
6:57 I prefer this version of Jax over the current Jax in this game
Carl Weather make it better
Takeda:I never considered you an enemy
Kitana:I never considered you at all
💀 💀
7:02 you'll get my foot in yo
9:19 Who was expecting Liu to ever say that word
7:24 i cant get over this one haha
Kano: What are you eyeing me for?
Johnny: So there's ice cream in outworld, chubby?
'barking up the wrong tree, sister'
this is funnier to me after learning that kung jin is confirmed to be gay
Why does Mk X has more dialogues than Injustice 2???
There was a voice actor strike going on during injustice 2’s development
@@downwardspiral1319 what you mean??
@@joandarc441 There was a voice actor strike that happened back in 2016-2017 about how voice actors for video games were getting payed. This affected many gaming companies, one of those being WB games, the guys that help with mortal Kombat and injustice
@@downwardspiral1319 ohhh no wonder Injustice 2 dialogues don't connect or does not make sense
yeah in injustice they’re mostly just reused with no remorse
13:43 The Best one so far😂
Lol he didn't have to do him like that 😂
We are many...
We are many more...
We are manymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks.
Ermac is cultured. I miss him already
"Blindness has its benefits." I now wonder whether being deaf has its benefits, too. Lol.
Jacqui: We gonna throw down?
Cassie: We could do each other’s hair.
Jacqui: Not as much fun
Nobody:
Johnny Cage:1:28
1:28
Cookie medic
This was why i loved MKX it was RAW....not even gon lie 11 gotta show me sum pure rawness
9:14 Me: PS5 has no Equal!!!
My Brother: XBOX ONE S is far Superior!!!
Me: Asshole😡
That's fucking relatable
9:20 Liu saying "Asshole" is so unexpected from him 😂
I love how this game implies that Alien, and Crocodile Dundee exist in the MK universe
Jax: the hells going on here
Ferra-torr: Ferra-torr want your eyes
Jax:You will get my foot in your as.🤣
"oh yahh you like the tastieeee fish sure" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite intro by far 0:53
I knew the Cages would make half this list! 🤣
7:12, I agree with Kano
Me
7:03 I LOVE THIS ONEEE
Got something for you !!!...TM!!...🎮..
"Repulsive Human!"
"Sleeping with Baraka is.. Repulsive"
"WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!"
One of my favourite lines
Damn, looking at these I'm sad that Takeda didn't make it into MK11
Predator: *Exists*
Bo rai cho: You’re One Ugly Mother f-
😂😂😂
2:06 i love this one so much
When I approach a fine girl
The girl: 1:36
11:32 the cranky frog lol
Ermac: we are many
Other ermac: we are many more
Ermac: *speaks gibberish
WE ARE MANY MORE PLUS INFINITY TIMES INFINITY NO PAYBACKS
FINALLY SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT IT
WEAREMANYMOREINFINITYYOURMOMSGAYTOOAPPLE
I see you in Super's videos!
The Johnny intro "Your head looks like a dildo" is the entire reason I main him in every game
2:31 Turn on auto captions. "Little piggy needs to fart?"
ShovelFighter12 lmao
LOL That was superb!!!
Lmao
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WOW CAPTIONS ARE INSOLENT
I love watching the characters have a nice talk and then they proceed to try kill each other
5:27 1992 MK reference, nice...
"You're gonna need a nurse!"
BTW, Raiden and Johnny have some bangers too.
12:12 This is my favourite
STOP IT!
“You are insane child” wow the most sane character in mk history
Quan chi: I've found u Johnny cage
Cage: do u bring cupcakes 😂😂
NO DEATH
Then proceeds to get punched in the nuts
kitana: what will you not do for money kano: i will do u for free love
Jax (upon seeing Goro):Great.
Goro:You will suffer, earthrealm dog!
Jax:I'm too old for this shot!
Just gotta say that should be a punchline for when your parents boss you around after your 18th birthday.
5:32 love the reference
MK11, Goro still owes Johnny sunglasses and Sheeva refuses to pay
10:47 DAMN SONYA LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣