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  • @Houndourpup
    @Houndourpup 11 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    The maggot thing was classic. Absolutely classic.

    • @stephencoldbear
      @stephencoldbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yep. From back in the days when he hadn't yet learned how to pull off a fakery without it being completely obvious to the audience. Someday he should do a "fails" video on his extras channel, putting this gag and some of his other trying-to-pretend-he's-not-recording-alone fails together to laugh at his younger, inexperienced self. That would be adorable.

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He posted the violin one (take 1 where he couldn't stop laughing) to the Extras channel.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stephencoldbear wait, Ashens fakes his reactions...?
      nevermind, I'm dumb and din't finish video.

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      10 years later, it’s still one of my favorite Ashens gag lmaoo

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, classic Ashens bad acting. 😂 He tries these "oops" things all the time, and they're still just as bad as they've been for more than a decade. His videos are still entertaining, but he really should nix the "oh dear, I didn't mean to do that" attempts. He hasn't gotten any better at it.

  • @KristenLB
    @KristenLB 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Deeply unpleasant" is my favorite response to anything on your channel- food or poundland items, it can all be deeply unpleasant.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reading your comment was pleasant ☺️

  • @AJP1037
    @AJP1037 11 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love how Ashens always does his signature 'nom' before each bite.

  • @evilpigeonsify
    @evilpigeonsify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    2012; wont eat candy that is 8 months out of date
    2016; eats 30+ year old food

    • @petshophftf
      @petshophftf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Massivelegoboy

    • @lordcrayzar
      @lordcrayzar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think he could have eaten them if he wanted.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’d started testing very old stuff before this, I’m sure.

    • @Donteatacowman
      @Donteatacowman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2020, eats 50+ year old food....

    • @TackyFlamingo
      @TackyFlamingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@squidkid3887 he can’t get COVID. COVID gets him

  • @catgrin
    @catgrin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "What do they taste like?" he regrets asking. "Ah! Christ!!!" Spot on flavor for an Easter treat.

  • @rexevans100
    @rexevans100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "...Jesus of Nazareth was hatched out of a chocolate egg by an anthropomorphic rabbit..."..... I want to read that bible

    • @stephencoldbear
      @stephencoldbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's more realistic than the Jesus story we were told as kids!

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He then traveled through time to the year 3010, fought the evil robot king and saved us all again.

    • @coolnerd8730
      @coolnerd8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      T SexyRexy me too

    • @Wileybot2004
      @Wileybot2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EddieHawkinsII from the pieces of the robot king Jesus built a machine that could create infinite tat and went back in time and gave it to Ashens with the mission to record and catalogue everything that comes from it. And thus the Ashens channel was born.

  • @nate.draws.things
    @nate.draws.things 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I laughed more than I care to admit at the "Arse Piss" eggs. XD

  • @EpicCoatGuy
    @EpicCoatGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I reckon so much tat gets lost in Ashens' sofa cushions.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Blacksmith it's not so much lost as it is sacrificed and consumed by the sofa.

    • @markmcpheters
      @markmcpheters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a new species of bacteria

  • @TNTLuver9
    @TNTLuver9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "...A bee which I imagine a cereal mascot would look like..."
    And thus, the Cheerios bee was born.

  • @eoinbarry8124
    @eoinbarry8124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Anyone else feel sad when the soft mallow rabbit hit the wood?

    • @jasminehendrix1558
      @jasminehendrix1558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now that's an uncommon sentence

  • @somepeoplearewild
    @somepeoplearewild 10 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    i was genuinely enjoying staring at that chick while the music played, then just as
    i started to smile, you set it on fire.

  • @HerrBjork
    @HerrBjork 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "E102, E110, E122 and E129 may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children". Oh good lord.

    • @isaacbailey3681
      @isaacbailey3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What the fuck?!

    • @km7189
      @km7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you mean petro chemical colourings?

    • @lexietheemeraldminecart
      @lexietheemeraldminecart 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not e102 gamma

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@isaacbailey3681artificial coloring at it's finest

  • @BMordecai
    @BMordecai ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The world's most enthusiastic "Easter" ever

  • @LEGOStudios9083
    @LEGOStudios9083 10 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Ashens Logic:
    PissArse=Easter
    ArsePiss=Christmas
    😑

    • @gmorris65
      @gmorris65 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You even spelt it right! The capital letters and all.
      Best comment of the month!

    • @easternsasquatch
      @easternsasquatch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's almost ArsePiss!

    • @kackers
      @kackers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In England you learn this as a newborn infant

    • @wrenbeck3370
      @wrenbeck3370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a Brit, I can confirm that this really happens.

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Here is the soft mallow rabbit hitting the wood..."
    *poof*
    "And here is the 'soft' mallow bee."
    *clunk*

  • @littlerollingbean
    @littlerollingbean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I once was binge eating those lollipops made by the same company (but Christmas themed) and found a small tree twig in one.

    • @willowl.3263
      @willowl.3263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought I was the only one who bought loads of candy (for me because I'm a lonely fuck) and just at them all at once while watching youtube.

    • @littlerollingbean
      @littlerollingbean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kitty Cat LOL, nope, me too!

    • @willowl.3263
      @willowl.3263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      little rolling bean I'm not alone!

  • @CarterArts
    @CarterArts 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "This is of course, the bright pink easter spaniel!" One of the best ashens quotes ever!

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    17:23
    "...A viewer has very violently donated..."
    No, I think that's pretty much what you meant.

    • @takubear88
      @takubear88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChickenPika Are you working on an Ashens poop? :P I remember your request under one of your videos, but sadly I couldn't find the line you looked for :/

    • @magiliangaming
      @magiliangaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChickenPika Hey Pika!

    • @Undercoversteve96
      @Undercoversteve96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny that your poops brought me here. It's gone full circle

    • @Undercoversteve96
      @Undercoversteve96 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ChickenPika Funny how your Rosen poops brought me here

    • @Dolphynxx285
      @Dolphynxx285 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit sherlock

  • @LancerJak
    @LancerJak 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was one of the funniest episodes of anything! When you revealed the "maggot" i couldn't stop laughing for 2 whole minutes. Thank you Comedy Gods, this bounty was awesome.

  • @LittleBigPlanetian
    @LittleBigPlanetian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I had no......
    (Notices turned-out-to-be-fake maggot)

    • @netsurferx1
      @netsurferx1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      (Tosses eggs back)
      (Cue "Technical Difficulties" card/music)

    • @AnthonyShuker
      @AnthonyShuker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      why stop there? write the whole transcript of the video

    • @sirprintalot
      @sirprintalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AnthonyShuker I love people who just rewrite moments from the video I've JUST WATCHED.

    • @thekungachunga4578
      @thekungachunga4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sirprintalot More than half of TH-cam's audience is comprised of low income kids (and adults for that matter) who think it's funny to just repeat what they see on their screens. What do you expect?

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cooler, the Supmeme Master “low income kids”?? You’re an absolute tool.

  • @gooberspank
    @gooberspank 10 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    LOL Fake maggot was a nice touch ;) I'm sure they were still terrible and crawling with microscopic parasites.

  • @fricki1997
    @fricki1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Don't know if anyone has mentioned it in the past five years, but I shall share this shred of knowledge with you nonetheless!
    Being a German myself, I know those eggs Ashens spewed up again. While I like them, I have to admit the taste can be strange to the uninitiated, so they were probably fine, aka not moldy or rancid.

  • @GothGirlWorld
    @GothGirlWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes, I'm still here watching Easter specials. I have to appreciate someone who goes out of their way to find the worst holiday candy sold in stores. :D

  • @Razzlewolfflight
    @Razzlewolfflight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Those mallows have reverted back to the bones they were made from.

  • @StephenPoPpalLewis
    @StephenPoPpalLewis 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is got to be the funniest Ashens video yet, the "pile of poo" bit made me laugh a lot

  • @fuegosonic93
    @fuegosonic93 11 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I remember when I was young, my dad bough me one of those lollipops and that one had the shape of Mario, and I really loved and still loving Mario games so I was happy for that, until I tasted it, and that was the most disgusting thing I put into my mouth...still loving Mario games but HATE those horrible lollipops.

    • @fuegosonic93
      @fuegosonic93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the best english I speak, sorry.

    • @kobyatchi
      @kobyatchi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Why do you have to be an ass? Obviously English isn't his first language. All you had to do was look at his channel. Grow up.

    • @fuegosonic93
      @fuegosonic93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, I'm sorry Mr. perfect potato face, If you hate my english so much, why do you read it in the first place? people really can be that idiot? Entonces te reto a hablar español, si tu eres tan perfecto.

    • @fuegosonic93
      @fuegosonic93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      holy shit, by what you said, yes, you are that stupid, so are you saying that everyone in youtube have to speak english like I was the only non-english speaking person in here....good lord....

    • @Myrtilys
      @Myrtilys 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Because you're forcing him to accept an unnecessary challenge on a WORLD-WIDE WEBSITE. Get over the fact that he doesn't speak English and stop riding your damn high-horse. Yes, this is a mainly English-speaking website, but you have ot remember this is a world-wide site, accessible to all languages and cultures.

  • @CookingWithCows
    @CookingWithCows 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    as a german, I laughed so hard at the eggs.. it's very special.. it's called "Fondant". It might be very different from the creme that is in cadbury eggs. That said, the "brand" is the one that is sold in Lidl here in germany, so it's not great quality.

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Like the Fondant they use on fancy cakes instead of icing

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheDeldiz No, Fondant here is more like pressed confectionery sugar with the texture and density of urinal cakes.

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Oh sick...

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheDeldiz Yeah, it's pretty gross, but some people like that. And in case you were wondering; here, cake fondant is usually just dyed marzipan.

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** And that would be like what? Semi-sweet Styrofoam?

  • @CodyDBuni
    @CodyDBuni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't stop laughing about the maggot part lol

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, he's always been bad at those fake "oops" things. He really should stop trying those. Most of his videos are really good, though, if you haven't seen them. He's just a really REALLY bad actor and can't fake anything. He tries, but he never fools anyone.

    • @shaddowtheninja103
      @shaddowtheninja103 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mynameisworld no one cares again

    • @FigConsumer
      @FigConsumer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mynameisworld it’s been 11 years get over it

  • @Gimli13103
    @Gimli13103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Do never eat eggs that are partly black, i thought you've learned something LAST TIME

  • @daigotsuwabukireal
    @daigotsuwabukireal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the intro...
    so enthusiastic XD

    • @tk-5268
      @tk-5268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *sigh* Easter

  • @cholota17
    @cholota17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    titanium dioxide is used in paint...

    • @SaturnIV4
      @SaturnIV4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      PERFECT

    • @frogwards
      @frogwards 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good for children

    • @lunavixen015
      @lunavixen015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also called food colouring E171. Still regarded as safe for consumption at average consumer levels. TiO2 is used in about 80% of white pigmentation.

    • @landzhark4157
      @landzhark4157 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doesn't mean that it is dangerous

    • @tails345
      @tails345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Land Zhark Not really. Most things are dangerous in large quantities. So, don't panic. Feel free to eat things with Titanium Dioxide in it, just eat them in moderation like you would any other thing.

  • @InsanePsychoRabbit
    @InsanePsychoRabbit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That moment when he notices the (fake) maggot

  • @bladepanthera
    @bladepanthera ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10 years later and still getting a chuckle out of this video

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify 11 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    my best expired food were twinkies that I bought 6 yrs out of date... they don't last forever

    • @Verlisify
      @Verlisify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZombiePhysics O.o

    • @darkfire249
      @darkfire249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ZombiePhysics ...Did they breed or something? Were they alive?

    • @itszakandgeo
      @itszakandgeo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You just got a sub for playing lol and liking ashens

    • @supermaletperson
      @supermaletperson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once ate an Oreo brownie that was sitting in a fridge for about 3 years. Oddly, it tasted better than normal.

    • @judojamie379
      @judojamie379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      if they would've left it longer they might've

  • @riabouchinska
    @riabouchinska 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Now I'm in a bad mood, which is the perfect time to make a hand puppet."

  • @godslaughter
    @godslaughter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Even though this maggot was fake, I will never forget what we had to go through once with some cheese (and it was not special maggot cheese). I wasn't even awake to see it but the thought haunts me to this day. I don't mind larvae as they're just little insect babies but I really don't want an infestation in my food.
    Mum bought some cheese that appears to have had its package pierced and some insect flew into it and laid eggs. Mum opened the fridge drawer to see that the entire drawer was full of larvae. She threw them all out of the window and felt quite sick afterwards from having to deal with that. They all dried up in the sun as I went below to the parking lot and saw them all dead, genuinely don't know how they were even active in the fridge but the shock from summer heat most likely killed them all. RIP. Well, they fed our bird neighbours as they were all gone just a few hours later.

  • @oneupgamer5306
    @oneupgamer5306 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I got one of those giant kinder eggs when I was little. It was one that was a big chocolate egg, which was nice for me because I LOVED (and still rather enjoy) Kinder chocolate, and it had a large plane toy inside that I played with all the time.....but i don't have it now and can't remember where i lost it...hmmm.

    • @shannonbriggs100
      @shannonbriggs100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I received one when I was little too and it had a very nice metal plane in it. My mum tried to find me one last easter because I kept bringing that metal plane up but couldn't find any in the shops so she went to Amazon... £20 something for the Kinder egg and £90 for the postage and delivery! What a rip off.

  • @SkeletonsfromHell
    @SkeletonsfromHell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    why did you burn the chicky? those are the best part of easter!

    • @123456twat
      @123456twat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sumgui2009 i loved the part where its little eye melted of its face :D

    • @km7189
      @km7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye!

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:00
    Well, thanks to you, we know where to find them.

  • @Spazzsticks
    @Spazzsticks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I hope you didnt cut yourself with "the world's sharpest knife".

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made in my home state in the US, funnily enough.

    • @DASyam-tb7qt
      @DASyam-tb7qt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it was Billy, his bread knife

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss the days when 99p Stores/Poundland would sell European chocolate bars/sweets you couldn't usually find anywhere else :( Some of them were really nice. I remember a Lindt bar with praline or something with a whole hazelnut on top of each square - gorgeous.

  • @BlackAce-zr2ms
    @BlackAce-zr2ms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:10...
    Stuart: Do you know how these are supposed to be soft?
    (Pulls stick out instead)
    Stuart: Nothi.... oh... well got a free stick, that's something....
    😂

  • @SadisticSlayer
    @SadisticSlayer 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For some reason I laugh the most when the sign with Technical Difficulties appears.

  • @NyanBi
    @NyanBi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:23 Was he referencing to the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot?

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Michael Pee Hail fellow, well met.

  • @maninacan168
    @maninacan168 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The true, silent horror when Ashens sees that maggot is brilliant, you can just picture him going bug-eyed once he finds out what it is.

  • @no1reallycaresabout2
    @no1reallycaresabout2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    12:18 - Products from the USA usually don't mention Christmas or Easter on packaging in fear of offending someone

    • @shannonbriggs100
      @shannonbriggs100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I believe a majority of American's say "Happy Holidays" too instead of saying "Merry Christmas"... I think, I'm just basing this on a few holidays over there and American movies/TV shows but if it _is_ true... That's very stupid, pathetic and overly PC.

    • @NayNayNugget.
      @NayNayNugget. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it if you pick up a christmas item don't you expect someone to believe that your celebrating?

    • @no1reallycaresabout2
      @no1reallycaresabout2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ChocoLuv♥ Like in other countries, the celebration of Christmas has become secularised, so some people who aren't Christian take part in certain Christmas customs (Giving gifts, putting up a tree, etc.), but supposedly get offended by the name. I know, it doesn't make that much sense.

    • @chrisfox7034
      @chrisfox7034 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no1reallycaresabout2
      And there are these weird people here that get offended at me for being a male that happens to be sexually attracted to other males. I mean, its to the point where it is illegal where I live.
      But yeah, lets bend over backwards even more for them and whine and bitch about secularization like its a bad thing.
      And where the fuck in the US do you live where they don't mention Christmas or Easter on packaging? That is a flat out lie, and I'm calling it. Its illegal where I live for stores to even sell certain things on Sunday and we have a huge reactionary force towards anything that could possibly lead to a better, more free democracy.

    • @no1reallycaresabout2
      @no1reallycaresabout2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris Fox Do you live in a rural, conservative area? That would explain the laws regarding selling certain things on Sunday. I didn't say all products don't mention Christmas or Easter, just some of them, in order to be politically correct. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Lowes_holiday.jpg

  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've been binge-watching all the Easter Specials. The pandemic has been going on too long.

    • @ChristianCTaken
      @ChristianCTaken ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seeing this comment with "3 years ago" hurts me because the plague is still going

  • @fattesttitsincairo
    @fattesttitsincairo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I know it's fake but that maggot made me want to puke ;A; EURRRRGH

    • @jasonwofford6847
      @jasonwofford6847 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I couldn't stop laughing honestly

    • @cursedimageguy6764
      @cursedimageguy6764 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Just A Gamer me too

    • @fattesttitsincairo
      @fattesttitsincairo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do spend a lot of time on TH-cam so you may have seen me somewhere before,who knows \o/

  • @doorhanger9317
    @doorhanger9317 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Titanium Dioxide? isn't that what they put in paint to make it opaque? I don't know, perhaps it's normal in food but that don't sound very good

    • @martamusiaek8292
      @martamusiaek8292 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Titanium is actually bio-compatible

    • @doorhanger9317
      @doorhanger9317 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marta Musiałek ok then, just thought paint thickener didn't sound very tasty...

    • @TheZombini
      @TheZombini 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GEORGE witton It's actually a white pigment, and yes it's non-toxic. It's actually the reason why titanium is used in hip and knee replacements, as it gets a layer of TiO2 that prevents corrosion.

    • @doorhanger9317
      @doorhanger9317 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheZombini didn't know that :) thanks, I always like to know things

    • @ApexAurajinHere
      @ApexAurajinHere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's just a white colourant. They use it in paints. It's perfectly harmless, Iron Oxide is used to make ready-to-eat meat products look more appealingly cooked.

  • @coolnerd8730
    @coolnerd8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I once opened a pack of crackers and there were little caterpillars in them. They were very real and alive. It freaked me out.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I once discovered little eggs and bugs in the bottom of a cereal box. After eating most of the cereal.

  • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365
    @athenathegreatandpowerful6365 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm in awe. I've never seen Stuart put something in his mouth that was bad enough to actually hawk out and onto the sofa. Just wow.

  • @msia7201
    @msia7201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just got divorced, this was the first thing to make me lol since then, ty

  • @blackbasil88
    @blackbasil88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    what technical difficulties music does ashens use? does it have a name? does it exist? its 'an excellent technical difficulties tune'

    • @AdsyJr
      @AdsyJr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it is some form of elevator music.

    • @blackbasil88
      @blackbasil88 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adsy Jr
      you know its name or a link to listen to it?

    • @AdsyJr
      @AdsyJr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      blackbasil88 Nope, sorry. Maybe some googling could find it?

    • @blackbasil88
      @blackbasil88 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adsy Jr
      already tried, got nothing, plus im too busy playing walking dead on ps4 to try again

    • @mackguilverstein3707
      @mackguilverstein3707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      After searching for a very, very long time ,I found out that Ashens uses a lot of music from zismusic.com
      The technical difficulties song is here goo.gl/PSdDYq listen to the sample of "bahia blue" it's that one.

  • @light819
    @light819 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those last few seconds made me laugh uncontrollably

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Titanium dioxide is white food coloring :P
    Fun fact, it's also used in white paint.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's pretty harmless if ingested. I don't think the body absorbs titanium, probably why they use it.

  • @davidfrost2259
    @davidfrost2259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Ooh, that's pretty nasty" Immediately licks again.

  • @sweetchick10011
    @sweetchick10011 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    never laughed so much!! love ashens so much!!!

  • @Schmexxy
    @Schmexxy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The intro made me laugh more than it should have

  • @Arcyse
    @Arcyse 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    13:44 Warning! Jump scare!

    • @colintorrey1442
      @colintorrey1442 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...not really

    • @Arcyse
      @Arcyse 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Colin Torrey That was a joke, if you didn't notice.

  • @asanchez1572
    @asanchez1572 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That maggot scene was hilarious. The maggot was fake but his reaction was genuine.

  • @BlackRoseButterflies
    @BlackRoseButterflies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Here we use the grass stuff to fill easter baskets

    • @SuperPantsman123
      @SuperPantsman123 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      your name and prof pic are referencing something...spoopy

    • @BlackRoseButterflies
      @BlackRoseButterflies 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Teh Gundamz so spoopy, too spoopy for me *shivers*

  • @alligatorboy2000
    @alligatorboy2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Didn't think I'd be watching Stuart Ashen licking a cocker today...xD

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cracked up at 18:14 when the stick on the "kebab" came off and Ashens goes "oh, now I got a free stick that's something" LOL

  • @rcfanatic2000
    @rcfanatic2000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:33 That's what we put in our Easter baskets

  • @DoctorFiddlesticks
    @DoctorFiddlesticks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Titanium dioxide = white dye, there are worse dyes to worry about

    • @Ihdc1
      @Ihdc1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is dye made from metal?

    • @DoctorFiddlesticks
      @DoctorFiddlesticks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Titanium dioxide is not a metal, it's just a compound that happens to have an atom of a metallic element. Do you know Pepto-Bismol? Its active ingredient is a compound that contains bismuth atoms, a metallic element. Some metallic elements, like magnesium and iron, are even naturally found in compounds in your body, and are important to its function.

    • @Mo15_SAMP
      @Mo15_SAMP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you learn more from an old youtube comment then you did at school...or college...

    • @Blue_Sonnet
      @Blue_Sonnet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG I've just learned something too - pepto-bismol brought me out in blisters (mainly over my face & neck). I'm also allergic to Bare Mineral s. They've both got bismuth or bismuth-based compounds in. I'm gonna have to look into that properly now I finally know where to start!

  • @xAeonitex
    @xAeonitex 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL the second Technical Difficulties from the eggs made me laugh, Poor Ashens

  • @josepep
    @josepep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:15 easter chicks with bras... commom Ashens lol

  • @Bova-Fett
    @Bova-Fett 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Over in the States here, we have Dollar Trees. We have those Kebobs, but they're actually pretty good! :D
    Provided it's not out of date :P

    • @DanB95
      @DanB95 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually get a lot of name-brand stuff at Dollar Tree. xD Although I think I found a 'Popstation' equivalent with Ashens face on it. O-O

  • @thatrealycoolguy
    @thatrealycoolguy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed so hard when he dropped that package in disgust.

  • @TaylorgangCorps
    @TaylorgangCorps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone needs to do a compilation of everything Ashens decides to blowtorch or just burn to the ground.

  • @kahunaru
    @kahunaru 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OH GOD, the first item almost made me puke, because i totally remember those stuff,i used to get a crap load of those and they taste awful, they are full of sugar and have some ,ugh, horrible taste.

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want that soft mallow rabbit as a plushy, honestly. It's cute and doofy-looking.

  • @lilmattere
    @lilmattere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is Titanium Dioxide even allowed in foods?
    It sounds quite dangerous and concerning to me xD Apparently it increases the risk of inflammatory bowel disease, so I would stay away from that.

  • @oldaccount2601
    @oldaccount2601 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God the hot chick at the end got me

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @18:37 That "snail" reminded me of The Cheat from Homestar Runner lol
    Oi, is da Chort

  • @MeenyMcSweeny
    @MeenyMcSweeny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    20:27
    Talk about a hot chick
    I came back just for that joke

  • @dijcastle
    @dijcastle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    -Sees maggot-
    .....
    -Throws the whole packet-
    I'm out.

  • @yokobono1180
    @yokobono1180 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    His format never changed even till this day

  • @cainking7943
    @cainking7943 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    tfw ashens doesn't know what Easter grass is

  • @CaptScapegoat
    @CaptScapegoat 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:00 - 12:00 That was such an evil joke for someone to do :D

  • @pantoteiconoclasm
    @pantoteiconoclasm 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    best outro to an ashens video yet!

  • @gotgunpowder
    @gotgunpowder 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, I wish we had Kinder Surprises in America. They look good. I need to plan a vacation to London just so I can try one.

    • @MCOmegaX123
      @MCOmegaX123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why go to London, UK, when you can just go to London, ON? Your neighbours to the north have Kinder eggs too, in great supply.

    • @gotgunpowder
      @gotgunpowder 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** London ON? Where is that?

    • @MCOmegaX123
      @MCOmegaX123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Ontario, Canada. Across Niagara Falls and I believe a little ways north and/or east.
      EDIT: That said, it was more of an attempt at a clever way of saying 'no need to go across the pond, when going across the northern border will do'.

    • @jessmylan8618
      @jessmylan8618 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UGH! Its all London. You can get kinder eggs eevrywhere in UK! NOT JUST LONDON

    • @JopieA
      @JopieA 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kender eggs are good but I don't think you should plan a whole vacation just to try some. BTY: I live in Canada

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:30
    I've had those before.
    I really like them.

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd go well if you were stuck in the wilderness with only shit to eat.

  • @ChickpeaBlues
    @ChickpeaBlues 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "piss" and "arse" eggs near killed me. 10/10

  • @thathollyplant
    @thathollyplant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got an advert for butt paste before this. Perfectly fits the video if I do say so myself.

    • @evillttlimp
      @evillttlimp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What, prey tell, is butt paste?

    • @thathollyplant
      @thathollyplant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charlotte Cumberbatch
      Something you put on a babies bottom, good miss.

  • @cockburnenator
    @cockburnenator 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Speaking as someone who has gotten /actual/ maggot infested chocolate before, I can really sympathize with that reaction. (I still can't eat Reese's Cups without breaking them open and checking first)

  • @laughingman1221
    @laughingman1221 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm pretty sure that the last 35 seconds of this video are the best 35 seconds on all of youtube.

  • @charlesfabulous5093
    @charlesfabulous5093 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i must say Stuart, you look fabulous at 13:45

  • @EmilyConnery
    @EmilyConnery 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I, as an American, have experienced firsthand the evil cheapness that is Greenbrier International.

  • @pc-genie8080
    @pc-genie8080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:26 *runs out of house screaming*

  • @danielthed0g
    @danielthed0g 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    To my dear Stuart ashen:
    Cheese whiz is some nastyass canned cheese we have over here in america. We know its weird, but some people like it. It has more of a toothpaste like consistency rather than real cheese

    • @danielthed0g
      @danielthed0g 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** i think cheez whiz is fucking nasty

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      danielthed0g He's already reviewed the infamous 'cheese' in a can.

    • @EliteSmorechannel
      @EliteSmorechannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      danielthed0g the toothpaste cheese is easy cheese, cheese whiz is even worse and comes in a squeeze bottle

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      he needs to try nacho cheese next. it's the cheese that never solidifies.

    • @onelonelypickle
      @onelonelypickle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      danielthed0g Cheese Whiz is also, in Canada, a cheese spread that comes in jars.

  • @hydroweapon
    @hydroweapon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    lol the maggot

  • @elisadhanger1493
    @elisadhanger1493 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chocking part made me pleased to like the vid!

  • @phoenixpowell1010
    @phoenixpowell1010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    cheeze wiz. is an American chemical cheese that is in a can

  • @artrosemedia353
    @artrosemedia353 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:15 Chica!? What are you doing here!?

    • @jackhenderson1039
      @jackhenderson1039 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suffering...

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being fan-art.

    • @cninh4574
      @cninh4574 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please fuck off with your terrible fan base

    • @artrosemedia353
      @artrosemedia353 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Chinn lol I posted this comment a while ago. I was never really part of the fan base. And I never will be.

    • @cninh4574
      @cninh4574 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good

  • @sunshine.princess
    @sunshine.princess 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "snail" marshmallow shape looked more like an alpaca of sorts than it did an actual snail. So not only do you need to expect bunnies and chicks on Easter, you must also expect alpacas with swirly shell.

  • @bluelight2681
    @bluelight2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    these foods are nostalgic and cute to me. :(

    • @MrTomek1112
      @MrTomek1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is weird how time has passed huh

  • @espurresso
    @espurresso 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The sweet cred Jelly pops faves though.
    METH: NOT EVEN ONCE

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen horrors the world will never see ever....

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad to see the Christian spirit of Easter is alive and well.After vomiting,profusely,for three days,you rejoin the land of the living!

  • @TheDblTap
    @TheDblTap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The number of views when I journeyed here was 366,366. Enjoy that fun fact.