Sebastian Maniscalco on The Tonight Show
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"Lick the plate......take the wasabi home." 😂😂😂
This whole set was solid!!!
Steal something..
Take some flatware home.. come on !
What a great mind, because he's so random. And so good looking, which he knows, but why not. It's a fact.
That what we say at hotels. Take the towel, the soap, the sheets, pillowcase, batteries from the TV remote, silverware, the light bulbs,
I’m still watching this guy in February 2020. He never gets old, he’s still angry with the world.😃
prequarantine...*memories*
🤣🤣😷😷😁👍
@@lostintime8651 same
There's a lot to be "angry" about! He's never going to run out of material!
If you are not angry with what is happening to our country, you are blind or and stupid.
The physicality of his delivery and vocal range is what sets him apart. Genius.
He makes me crack up with all the faces he makes but it's the timing that's perfect. I normally never laugh at any of these comedians but he is really funny!
Flip...flop...sandals?
This guy is great. Imagine making a career out of the everyday truths you see around you. Love it.
+Susan N (ONSITE-YOGA) Isn't that what all comedians do? Make fun of every day situations and shit that happens to us? Love it!
Yeah, You just described Seinfeld - and what a massive hit that show was. Comedy imitating life is the funniest.
@@Pipsterz …and George Carlin.
Susan Nigro see!?? He’s so famous right now!!
So george carlin
take a good look around. we're not coming back here again LOL married 30 years, and I've heard that line before LOL
Your words or the wives?
Best line 👍 ever 👌
He was nervous but what a debut on The Tonight Show.
Jimmy JAM I think he stood there and laughed at first in disbelief. When you’re on The Tonight Show, you made it to the mountain top.
Def took him a bit to warm up but once he got in his zone he just kills it
I dont think he was nervous.
He saw Trevor in the front row
He actually doesn't seem nervous at all to me. Great set.
Sebastian you are a genius! Keep representing Italians in a good light! Were not all gangsters and chefs. LOL
Love you big Sal!
Hahaha!
Salvatore DeBella np, barbers and ice cream makers and shoe repair...
Now he is playing a gangster lol
You also play Mexicans in western movies
"I'm gonna sandal slap you..." omg...ROTF
"This is your rock? This is who you turn to when a mugger jumps out of the bush?" Priceless!
What happened to the "macho" guys indeed.
you get a black coffee, and you go to work!
DT loll
Thank you!
😂
Damn right you do. You flip flop sandal wearing loser. And when you drink alcohol you better not fucking try to add anything but ice to it or Sinatra is going to roll in his grave.
❤️ You are a genius 😂
I was glad to see people love this guy! he is hilarious and animated! great comedian.
Michael Maze How long has it been since we’ve enjoyed decent hilarious comedy! He’s #1 in my book.
Can’t believe I just discovered this guy. He’s fantastic.
johnwmcmahon
Same, he is hilarious.
I am addicted.
Me too!!!
He really is, me too
Me too haha! Discovered him an hour ago already watched a bunch of his clips, holy shit this guy is awesome!
I'm wayyyyy late.. been binge watching him all week
I love the look on his face along with how annoyed he gets with people. 🤣 btw, I totally feel the same way! Lol
Guilty of the same feeling towards people lol
Sebastian's timing is masterful
The pause before he goes "What?" to the coffee order was masterful.
his facial expressions and body language are perfect too
Absolutely. It’s actually an art form. It separates a great comedian from someone just telling jokes.
He is hilarious, but he's also right.
The wussification of the male. Thanks for nothing leftists.
Yea. That’s what makes him sooo funny!!
Macho men are actually the biggest wusses
This female agrees too lol
He actually is right, because the same men who drink gasoline beers and black coffee are too much of a wussy to touch a feminine product. But by all means, let's blame Trevor with the man bun who doesnt have a small dick from spending 8 hrs a day in the gym taking steroids. Ouch
F-L-I-P, F-L-O-P, sandals?!
😂😂
David 😂😂😂😂
I LOVE him so much. He never fails to make me Laugh!
148 dislikes. All from guys named “Trevor” 😂
Omg...LMAO!!!
you bet your ass
Vinny - EXACTLY!!!!
"You're walking home one night. A mugger flies out of the bush. What's@@trevor7132 gonna do?" hahaha
Lol they have no sense of humor lol
Who’s here watching this in 2019?
Especially since this year 2019 is the first time that I’ve heard of him. Extremely funny I am surprised that it took me this long.
I'm watching in 2025.
Omg so love Sebastian...my paisano....can't get enough.. funny as hell
November 22 2019🙋
I just today discovered this guy!
Funny, smart and a sharp dresser. Like how he kissed Glenn Close's hand. Charming Italian man.
Deb Kelly for a second I thought that was Meryl Streep!
Zahra B so did I. Lol
@@zahrabandali7343 Nah, Glenn Close, pretty distinctive, for me anyway
Parents did a fine job raising this fellow
Who? Glen Close or Sebastian?
I can’t get enough of his comedy. He’s the funniest man in America
Gotta see this guy in Pittsburgh...wish I could know when or if he's coming..He's hilarious. Love him
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He sure is! I like the comedians with little or no curse words, ( jim gaffigan is my 2nd favorite)!
@@reneemartinez9286 I’ll check him out thanks
Just America? This is a TH-cam comment thread. You can at least say "the entire known Universe!"
Awesome comedian...... one of the best of our time
"...YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD!"
When he picked up the orange I just lost it 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 🍊
so classy hand kissing Glen Close
"You go get a beer or something that tastes like gasoline" 😄
"Flip...Flops?" 😆
Tastes like assoline.
"I will sandal slap you!!" 😱😄
"what's Trevor going to do?"
LMFAO!
BGz GamersVoid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sandal slap him! Lol
Host The Daily show I'm sure.
i died when I heard that!
Yep. No Trevors when I was a kid.
You get a black coffee and u go to work !
one of the best comics today
Saw him in Orlando last night. Absolutely hilarious.
He steals his jokes from bill burr, or vice-versa.
ShroomFactory him and Jim jeffries
What a perfect little set to counter the toxic feminism of Gillette...the guy was ahead of his time
Oh I remember this episode on Leno when it aired, especially flip flops thing, even back then I thought this is a breath of fresh air, men were getting frutier by the hour. Today 2/3 of the audience would get offended, get up and flip-flop the fuck outta there😂
armancz 🤣🤣🤣
How true
It's worse now!
@@stanky6261973 it's better now. the old gender roles will die.
I think in todays world they sell more perfume , hair products ,and makeup for guys than girls
Watching this in 2019 ...he's the best
Me too, he's awesome!
Dude is killing it! Got tix to his show in April 2017 in LA! Cannot wait! The accent *slays* me! Dying!.....
I wonder where it's from. Certainly not Arlington Heights illinois .
"Now she starts talking to me. I don't hear a word she says" lmao! Exactly my reaction.. like damn that bill still hurts lol
A big bill is so loud that you actually can’t hear cos your ears are ringing: discombobulated too! 😆
You get a black coffee and go to work! 😂🤣🤣🤣
"What's Trevor gonna do? With his flip-flops on? Sippin' on his Frap?"
A real Italian Job - Slick - Stylish and very very Funny - Belisima ..
bellissimo*
You're freakin hilarious ! I just started watching your vids recently so I've been doin a marathon on TH-cam .
easy on the weeds dudes. your low standards are sickening.
SOCIETYDWELLIN GIFD me too.
SOCIETYDWELLIN GIFD yes and I must go to bed but Er muh gerd!?? He’s hilarious 😂
I just started my BINGE watching marathon of him too😁😅
He's fantatsic!!!! I really wish this guy goes far in the business.....
Wish granted! He's one of the most successful headlining comics in the US these days. He's selling out all the big theaters.
He’s now one of the top paid comedians in the world
I’m seeing him at a sold out Madison Square Garden on Jan 19th
fast forwards four years and he has :)
Lolooo..just saw 204 like on my wishful success for Sebastian..been following jis work since my comment 4 yrs ago.. He's on fire and well deserved....and as funny as ever!!!
Men drinking Apple Martinis was the proverbial crack on the 'masculinity wall'!
SIPPING too...
This skit is hilarious! I swear i see and think this everyday!
This guy shouldn't be a comedian. He should be President.
John Juhasz Yes! Sebastian for President!🇺🇸
you ll get a black coffey and you go to work !!!.. LOL
Well oiled machine, this guy. Big fan.
Perfectly said.
its because he drinks stuff that tastes like gasoline
Wow, to be able to kiss the hand of Glenn Close!!
Still watching his older videos in September 2020, personally I feel attacked by this one video in particular...
Like when Carlin made fun of guys ‘with soft names like ‘Kyle’ and ‘Todd’’ 😂
Omg THANK you Sebastian! Men take heed 2017.
And it only got worse since 2012 with guys and being wimps
What's Trevor gonna do?....oh my....brilliant stuff
Saw this guy for the first time the other night, Funny Dude!
You've earned your title Sebastian! You never stopped heading towards your dream. Now you've arrived!
Love him! Never fails to make me laugh...
Quarantine is less somber with Sebastian! :)
this man is the funniest stand up i have seen in many yrs.
I've heard his stuff continuously for the past four or five years and it never gets old.
I hope Sabastian comes up with new content soon ' C-19 slammed brakes on his rolling comedy career .
He is awesome I've watched him the last couple of years now I love to see him live I've never seen live stand up comedy I think he would be the perfect first show
this guys, this guy, he's something
Sebastian is the greatest! The Pete & Sebastian Show is the best free entertainment going.
Thanks for the update
This guy is a breath of fresh air in the comedy racket, hands down. He's come a long way in 8 yrs. He was also in the movie The Irishman and did very well imho. Very talented man.
"What's Trevor gonna do?!!"
"What's Trevor gonna do?"
Mean while in the minds of people who play GTA V...
lol if its that trevor, that mugger should run lol.....
😂
go get something that tastes like gasoline lmaoooo
Fabian Cordero 😂
I'm in tears after "Toes so long they got knuckles on 'em? You gotta hand on your foot? SOCK IT!" Hahahahahahahaha!!!
He's currently the most popular comedian. He made it big. He's so funny.
I have not ordered anything other than black coffee at any coffee shop since I left high school many years ago...and I'm a woman. so when I see a man order funky coffee and ask for whip cream or a drizzle of chocolate I just feel...exactly like Sebastian explained!
Sebastian is one of the top five guys out today.
"What's Trevor gonna do?" *I die laughing.* Had to go back a bit, so I could hear the rest of the joke. I love his delivery!
Many congratulations to this great comic, the Sicilian brother Sebastian, from a Greek fan, because not only e brings many laughs but at the same time passes valuable messages, making fun of misbehaviors (like men acting like they have no balls - and I am a man). That's all about comedy as it originated from my country, not only to bring stupid laughs, but contributing to correcting some bads in society
You nailed it. This guy's old school.
Not only does he bring
(Invert subject and verb after "not only..")
u funny brotha, keep striving for success
Hilarious!!!
"You get a beer or something that tastes like gasoline " priceless
Eagerly waiting new material. Your style of comedy is much needed, priceless and hilarious. Even if you poke at people eagerly waiting new material. Thank you for making my day far more bearable. 💕😊
Grazie sei…bravissimo! Complimenti, you are 👍🏻
he is just too funny cant get enough
The best. Sorry Louis CK. Sebastian has got you beat.
bill burr is better
Nah.
RIP Patrice O'Neal, the real OG :(
Louis CK has got them all beat.. BEATING OFF AT WORK!
They all have their own style.
Bill Burr’s HBO Special was the most Hilarious Show ever !!
Now he wakes up in Gwen Stefanis old house like a BOSS!
I love the Italian in this guy lol!
That's nothing compared to his father and grandmother that he talks a lot about in his full shows.
Love this guy!
One of the greats 😂🤣😂
Thank you for making me laugh in these hard times ❤️
Freakin Hilarious!!
Great flashback of two kings of comedy!
Flawless set! Been following him since 2007- hilarious. Saw him live this past year - worth every dime and he just sold out MSG x3. Bravo Sebastian! Bravo! 👏👏👏
Wow. I didn't know he's been around that long!
I just saw on Netflix, ThankYou Netflix for putting him Online there. Now I hunt for more of him on TH-cam etc.
I think he’s referring to soy boys .
He's so so good!!! Thanks Vince Vaughn! Not only are you a funny actor but you helped us get another funny guy!
"Sock it!"
I’m amazed how he was able to talk to the audience like he knows them for years meanwhile look who is waiting for him 🌟
It is impossible for me to watch this guy and not scream-laugh. IMPOSSIBLE!! He is the best.
He's a RIOT!!! Totally agree regarding the men nowadays, and this was in 2012 Maniscalco was saying this!!!!
This guy cracks me up with his lead-ups, in that soft-spoken delivery leading to the priceless expressions that say it all. Priceless
He is hilarious
The Starbucks thing is something I've thought about for years...people and their goddamn fufu coffee drinks.
Geo B. You mean frou frou drinks.
FrouFrou is the name of the horse on the Aristocats.
Peace
But fufu is the best!! Yummy!!
Make your shit at home if fufu drinks cause you concern.
Do you goto McDonald's and get surprised by all the people ordering Big Macs?
Two patties three pieces of bread and "special sauce"... wtf is special sauce?
Just get a burger so we can go down to Starbucks and get some boring ass grandpa drinks.
:)
Sandal-slap. Is that the Italian version of a "chanclazo"?
Gotta be one of the best around....LEGEND!
That's what I do. Get tall black coffee and run out. Sweet and short.
love this guy!
Sebastian is always good but he was on fire that night. 10/10
:O)
My friend and I had tickets to see him in May but thanks to Covid the show was cancelled. We were so disappointed, 2020 is the worse year. Thankfully I can watch old videos of his acts.
genius!
You cant even throw hot coffee you got a little malt GET AWAY FROM US!!!
Wish he have his own tv show