Your you tube feed is 90% Fox News contributors. I only watch it for the articles. Your top 3 media crushes are Fox Contributors. You secretly hope if you ever get in legal trouble Judge Pirro will preside over the case.
We used to have a guy that would ask the press secretary "When are you going to stop lying for this president". What happened to him? We need him back.
1:41 C'mon, man! He ended the war in Afghanistan in spectacular fashion. He also ended cheap fuel, cheap food, national cohesion, national pride, energy independence, and independence in general.
This video was barely funny at all. Mostly making fun of old people stuff, like denture cream. The funniest part is where he couldn't name one good thing Biden did! Apparently, the right does not as much to make fun of, compared to the left. The video they made about watching too much CNN was hilarious! Shows you which side is the screwed up one.
@@someguy7805 exactly. One side throws up satire softballs daily. The other you have to dig/infer and they are kind of weak jokes. They are there but are a stretch at best.
Not to be mean to Mike, but we have a little joke in my household about the pillows. "They were invented by a meth head to put himself to sleep so you know they got to be good." 😄 * * * In case you don't get the joke: Since meth is a stimulant its difficult for someone on it to actually get any sleep hence a pillow that puts a meth head to sleep must be amazing. (Yes I know he got himself clean years ago. Like I said, it's just a joke. He's very open about his history, and in all honesty, I think its admirable that he not only turned his life around but that he shares his story so hopefully it can be an inspiration to anyone in a similar situation)
Don't think for a second that Fox isn't on the take! They took money from big pharma to only give positive reports about the vax. Oh yeah, Newsmax took the bribe as well. Blaze Media reported on it.
I guess I would have to actually start watching the news, to know if I'm watching too much of the news. I get all my news from the Babylon Bee, so keep up keeping me in know 😁
I've exclusively watched RT since around 2015 or 2016. The crazy Ukranian regime is killing their own Russian speaking citizens. Good thing Putin swept in to save the innocents and gave them food.
No he isn't , Sometimes he is funny making valid points but lately he is pushing that the US should stay out of Ukraine but never mentions the Budapest Memorandum where the US and UK promised to protect the borders of Ukraine in exchange for Ukraine giving up it's Nukes. Tucker is completely silent about this agreement the same way the MSM never mentioned Hunter Biden"s laptop.
I watch tucker hoping he will say something that makes the left have a meltdown calling for him to be pulled off the air....Only to have him double down the next night. I laugh pretty hard. I'm woefully lost!
🤣 I agree. Hell, at the rate Biden is destroying everything I figure it's just a matter of time before Tucker totally loses his shit. His self restraint is amazing thus far ٩(๛ ˘ ³˘)۶♥
@Coyote Howl I've stood up to bullies my whole life. You know what bullies hate the most? Being made fun of. I'm not the bully you unintelligent twat. The left is. If you are a lefty then you better go home, look in a mirror and do a little introspection because you are not the "good guys" you think you are. Take your crap somewhere else and vomit it with your friends.
I like that "You can list a single Biden accomplishment." I was all ears, because I can't think of any and I only scan through online headlines. Great job, guys.
@Coyote Howl That's an accomplishment at least. Not like opening up the southern border to illegal immigration. Or crippling the U.S. oil industry. Or seeing gas and grocery prices triple. Or massively F-ing up the Afghanistan withdrawal. Or the "Unity" President calling America "systematically racist." Or being so incompetent and obviously weak, that Putin feels free to invade Ukraine. What else did "your boy" do?
@Coyote Howl Didn't get caught giving hush money to a porn star. (So what if he did?) He also didn't get caught taking his 10% cut of ill-gotten gains from Ukraine, China, you-name-it. Yup. He didn't get caught. The bar is high.
Biden gave us the phrase, “Oh, you know the thing!” He introduced us to a guy named, Corn Pop, and he gave us the word, “Truinernationaldeprezure.” Edit: corrected spelling. Further amendment: POTUS gave us the profound phrase, “End of message.” Thank you, everyone!
Wait! Has Biden done anything good? Surely there must be something... I literally cannot remember a single good thing Biden did. And I get my news from multiple sources 🙄
@@tylerdavis963 Like falling up a stairs. And not being able to string together a sentence. And getting lost out in public without his handler to help him along 😂
The only thing I can think of is the covid relief stuff. Everything else was all things to get him into office. I'm suprised there aren't any libs in the comments tearing at Biden. Not a good president whatsoever. Voted for him because I lean to leftist views, but he hasn't even done anything remotely liberal or left in his time in office. He just sits there and does nothing but make a fool of himself and the people who thought he'd do all the things he said he would.
If you secretly root for Kat to respond to Greg with a burn so bad he'll be peeling for weeks, you be watching too much Fox news. If you know who I am talking about above, you might be watching too much Fox news. If you've had the time to read this entire comment, you're clearly NOT watching Fox news right now. And you're probably okay. I gotta go, it's almost time for Jesse...
Yea and I for one are missing Greg’s show at 11 cause I guess the higher ups at Fox figure there’s no room for a little escape from the horrors of war so they have chosen to postpone it for the time being.👎👎
you become more financially responsible and careful about your expenditure when you watch Fox News. also you care more about your children’s upbringing and raising them correctly
@@dannybarker9518 🤣🤣🤣 is rather being up kids with those morals than the alternative CNN and the likes are pushing. Going to end up with confused traumatised kids following CNN values
@@dannybarker9518 Id say no one should tell you what to do with your kids. But there are things that will result in healthy happy children that turn in to happy people, and then there are things you can do that will create anxiety, confusion, maladjustment to their environment and they will be less happy and have a harder time in life, often carrying those patterns in their own adult and parental relationships. Just sayin' you might want to give a bit more thought to this one. ITs not a 0 sum game. It requires a. little humility and compassion for self and others. But my guess is this isnt interesting to you.. good luck..
I have been forced to take a break from Fox News for the last few days. All they want to do is talk about Ukraine. What is happening in Ukraine right now is unfortunate but to totally ignore what is happening here in America with our out of control government, our southern border, and the decay of our way of life here borders on the unforgivable.
That's exactly what Tucker does! He always relates to how it's effecting the US, the American citizens. Sometimes it can be hard to listen to, especially when he shows you how corrupt both sides of the aisle are, and how little they care for our Country and its citizens.
As long as you realize they are all connected. News at home, the decay of our lives here and our out of control gov't are all WHY Ukraine is happening!
They have to pay the bills. I am not sure who is paying, but they are paying Fox enough to pull some of the top-rated shows on TV to keep pushing this pro-war narrative.
That was a "cheap" (and funny) Gut-check! I have not started humming that tune yet, but my wife has noticed lately that I try to make sarcastic humor using rhymes ... hum, where did I get that from?
Mary: Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, sometimes Hannity, Dan Bongino, Mark Levin, and a couple others are still good shows. I miss Justice w/Judge Jeanine. I like Jesse Watters too.
I OD'd on Bill O'Reilly about 20 years ago. Fortunately, I got help and kicked the habit and I've been O'Reilly- and Fox-free ever since. (Also CNN-free, but I never got addicted to that in the first place. MSNBC and the others were just things my weirdo friends did, I never even experimented with those.)
When I think I might be watching too much Fox News I just flick to CNN and MSNBC, watch Stelter or Maddow for no more than two minutes and instinctively know I can only get truth on Fox.
There's really no such thing as "Oat Milk." It's oats soaked in water and filtered, and often mixed with sunflower oil and other chemicals. I've tried the stuff once, then I read the ingredient label and was shocked, and threw the rest out. Clever way to get people to pay a lot of money for oats.
When you have watched too much BabylonBee you see that liberatrians, communistists, and every predictable school of thought in between are all equally hilarious sources of comedic fodder.
They're the best form of comic relief liberals communist and the radical left which is becoming liberal not liberal as in the dictionary definition though that's probably going to change as the dictionary definition of the meaning of liberal changes
Great thing about Libertarians is that at the very least the ones on TH-cam don't mind being made fun of if it's kept tasteful and free of genuine malice. A man who can take the odd joke about himself and laugh with you is someone worth listening to.
Guilty. I definitely feel myself doing the Tucker Carlson squinty eyes face sometimes when arguing with my wife. It doesn't work as well for me. I still never win the argument.
This is Wednesday, Monday I was a conspiracy theorist for talking about the bio labs for war in Ukraine. Tuesday the Secretary of state was worried they might fall into Russian control. I just hate being a conspiracy theorist.
Okay, you had me until you got to the My Pillow. So here's my FOX watching kicking in. They are the best pillows I have ever used and I'm almost as old as dirt. Now for the disclaimer. I haven't watched FOX in almost 3 years. I do miss Greg Gutfeld though.
I finally started watching about 4 months ago after the 10th time someone said "you watch too much Fox News". I can not buy the pillows though due to my "No dealing with spammers" policy.
@@richtravis9562 I know nothing about them spamming but if you need a good pillow, you cant go wrong with my pillows. It's probably one of the best things I've ever spent money on.
Tucker was the first television journalist I know of to outright say Joseph Biden is *SENILE* ... and he did so in a very respectful way ... We need more honest, intelligent and insightful TV journalists such as Tucker Carlson.
I'm pretty sure that tucker watched this segment and laughed at himself. Which is a good thing. Babylon bee and fox news- keep up the good work. It's better than watching late night comedy.
I love The BB, but I hate everything else in the world. However, at least Fox News is somewhat patriotic and doesn't hate it's own country but then again controlled opposition is all it is... Holy 🙄 hell I hate the world I currently live in.
Two sides of the same coin. The scary part is people who rightly call out left wing media for its bias refuse to believe that FOX is biased. Echo chambers are bad, unless it's FOX, then it's okay.
Watching Tucker Carlson has kept my hope (by presenting aspects many other news sources don't of Russia/Ukraine) alive that there is reason still in this cancell culture crazed " free world" of West. I know not a joke but wanted to comment.
I'm suprised there aren't any libs in the comments tearing at Biden. Not a good president whatsoever. Voted for him because I lean to leftist views, but he hasn't even done anything remotely liberal or left in his time in office. He just sits there and does nothing but make a fool of himself and the people who thought he'd do all the things he said he would
Love Babylon Bee!! I love Tucker cause he's a straight shooter,, and actually allows guest to speak without interrupting,, unlike hannity and Ingram,,, maybe I'm watching too much fox if I e noticed that 🤔
If you’re watching Fox News while they show Jen Psaki and think “When did Peppermint Patty join the White House staff?“ you might be watching too much Fox News.
Public transport isnt a thing in the South. Well it is but its a guantlet of criminals,the inebriated ,kids with juvy records and little old people cowering in corners .
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp I live in Ohio, and there's very limited public transport outside of the cities. I live about 25 minutes outside of Cincinnati and there's an express bus that goes into town in the morning and evening, but that's only because my town is right off of an interstate. Where I live doesn't even have Uber or lyft, and a cab anywhere is over $80 just for them to come out.
MyPillow line cracked me up! I love Mike Lindell and have several MyPillows (because they are great - was never able to wash a pillow effectively previously). Thanks for the laughs!
Watch Newsmax sometimes!! I stopped watching any news stations like I used to. Hardly watch them now, and I have a happier life. I listen to some conservatives on radio, and Read the Bible and watch Biblical accurate TH-cam videos. Never felt more at peace!!!
Yes, I'm guilty of watching to much Tucker. My mood does changes after a good dose FOX. I fine myself wanting to start a civil war against the left... using paint ball gun's. Hannity is so hard to watch, he reminds me of someone just waiting for the opening to start boasting about how hard he worked to get where he is now. He's starting to remind me of the karate version of Steven Segal. Such a phoney tuff guy.I like his politics, hate his personality.
As your other youtube profile named "L" "With Fox News, you've hit the nail on the head; I'm so sick of them that I don't even watch them anymore; they've gone Left Central. So, thank you. " Again... You are still watching cnn, not FOX NEWS! :D Please learn to recognize each of them! :D And in the future try to hide the fact, that you have more than one youtube profile, and you just write down your own B.S. twice! :D
Well, he did say that he was going to get rid of Covid. He just didn't say how. Unfortunately I work in healthcare and was forced to get the jab. I was told yesterday that until I get "boosted" I have to wear an N95 in the building even though I had both doses PLUS had Covid the end of December.
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What are some warning signs you've seen of a Fox News overload?
I learned that if being stupid was a crime, Kamala Harris would be on death row...
Your you tube feed is 90% Fox News contributors.
I only watch it for the articles.
Your top 3 media crushes are Fox Contributors.
You secretly hope if you ever get in legal trouble Judge Pirro will preside over the case.
I have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours.
I learned that AOC's carbon emission solution is to put sails on cars, trucks and airplanes...
@@andrews042
"resting baffled face" is the perfect description of Tucker I have ever heard
I think Tucker has said it’s the golden retriever look.
confused constipation
I'm going to have to start practicing "the look" in the mirror to respond to the libs in my life.
And, it's still RBF. 😁
I like Tucker, but I agree.
If you're watching a press conference with Jen Psaki and thinking "I wonder what our 'very own Peter Doocy' will be asking today".
That is me!!!
Love him lol
We used to have a guy that would ask the press secretary "When are you going to stop lying for this president". What happened to him? We need him back.
@@SteveJC maybe they clintoned him
Yeah, I now call him my very own Peter Doocy
1:41 C'mon, man! He ended the war in Afghanistan in spectacular fashion. He also ended cheap fuel, cheap food, national cohesion, national pride, energy independence, and independence in general.
Absolutely!!
Fantastic points 👍
He solved the supply chain problem in a single day! ( For the Taliban.)
Mission Accomplished
F'ing A!
Satire that pokes fun at both sides. It's why I like Babylon bee.
Agreed
This video was barely funny at all. Mostly making fun of old people stuff, like denture cream. The funniest part is where he couldn't name one good thing Biden did! Apparently, the right does not as much to make fun of, compared to the left.
The video they made about watching too much CNN was hilarious! Shows you which side is the screwed up one.
@@someguy7805 exactly. One side throws up satire softballs daily. The other you have to dig/infer and they are kind of weak jokes. They are there but are a stretch at best.
but the cnn was way better
Both sides simultaneously, even. ;)
Doing my Jeff Foxworthy impression: When you start quoting Tucker Carlson instead of Jesus in church, you just might be watching too much Fox News.
In some churches Tucker is more holy.
WWTCD "WHAT WOULD TC Do??
W. W. TC. D
tucker isnt jesus???
If you are in church, you may be watching too much Fox News.
This is a good one.
Still trying to figure out a positive thing Biden has done.
Um hello he’s making the stock market cheap.
Responding to Brandon.
If you are rooting for the tyrants to take over the world, then everything he's done is noteworthy.
Brandon has united all Americans ... against him and the Deep State. ... The ones who are not on board ... don't even know he's pResident ...
He hasn’t died……yet
Anyone who trash-talks the My Pillow has never had one. I don't care what the creator believes. Those things are magical.
My husband loves his... me not so much.
Been sleeping on one for about 15 years - they're great
Not to be mean to Mike, but we have a little joke in my household about the pillows. "They were invented by a meth head to put himself to sleep so you know they got to be good." 😄
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In case you don't get the joke:
Since meth is a stimulant its difficult for someone on it to actually get any sleep hence a pillow that puts a meth head to sleep must be amazing.
(Yes I know he got himself clean years ago. Like I said, it's just a joke. He's very open about his history, and in all honesty, I think its admirable that he not only turned his life around but that he shares his story so hopefully it can be an inspiration to anyone in a similar situation)
The body pillow is godly!
My dogs LOVE his dog beds, as do I. The only ones that have washable covers..and insides!!! Really the best.
I would rather be watching too much Fox news than be fooled by the Clown News Network.
@Rorschach Ah, good ol' ☭NN.
I agree!
@@blackkakari 😂😂😂😂
Don't think for a second that Fox isn't on the take! They took money from big pharma to only give positive reports about the vax. Oh yeah, Newsmax took the bribe as well.
Blaze Media reported on it.
@@ed7519 That should be, “Let’s Go Brandon, I agree.” 😂😂😂
I guess I would have to actually start watching the news, to know if I'm watching too much of the news. I get all my news from the Babylon Bee, so keep up keeping me in know 😁
I've exclusively watched RT since around 2015 or 2016. The crazy Ukranian regime is killing their own Russian speaking citizens. Good thing Putin swept in to save the innocents and gave them food.
I just watch the Babylon Bee to get the news before they even happen. The only thing I never know is when.
😄
That should be the next one. You know you're watching too much Babylon Bee when...
Who am I kidding? You can't watch too much BB.
@@ElGreco15 I think it's about 6 months from the Bee to reality.
You can’t get enough of Tucker… obviously.
Ain't that the truth I only see Tucker by watching clips but I like him a lot he is a pretty good news commentator
@@dragonking1244 Sadly, I don’t think my reference is landing.
May he live forever
tucker, another "former" leftist just like traitor trump. You people are beyond help, seriously.
@@ratedrreformed8452 Here comes the controlled opposition!
Tucker Carlson is the only reason I watch Fox. He isn't perfect, but he is the most logical and has a way of expressing his thoughts. Great guy.
There was no satire or irony in your post.
He's pretty close to perfect! lol
Much luv for Tucker he the man!
he knows how to say the words you like to hear and make money from it. it's called a grift
No he isn't , Sometimes he is funny making valid points but lately he is pushing that the US should stay out of Ukraine but never mentions the Budapest Memorandum where the US and UK promised to protect the borders of Ukraine in exchange for Ukraine giving up it's Nukes. Tucker is completely silent about this agreement the same way the MSM never mentioned Hunter Biden"s laptop.
I watch tucker hoping he will say something that makes the left have a meltdown calling for him to be pulled off the air....Only to have him double down the next night. I laugh pretty hard. I'm woefully lost!
🤣 I agree. Hell, at the rate Biden is destroying everything I figure it's just a matter of time before Tucker totally loses his shit. His self restraint is amazing thus far
٩(๛ ˘ ³˘)۶♥
Exactly 😂
@Coyote Howl
I've stood up to bullies my whole life. You know what bullies hate the most? Being made fun of.
I'm not the bully you unintelligent twat. The left is. If you are a lefty then you better go home, look in a mirror and do a little introspection because you are not the "good guys" you think you are.
Take your crap somewhere else and vomit it with your friends.
@@krisnaylor9488 nailed it!
They can't get that guy easy.
Tucker Carlson has one of the best shows on Cable: Fox News Channel
Had 😢
I like that "You can list a single Biden accomplishment." I was all ears, because I can't think of any and I only scan through online headlines. Great job, guys.
I just about wet myself a bit with that one! 🤣
He saved sixteen cents off your July 4th picnic
@Coyote Howl
That's an accomplishment at least.
Not like opening up the southern border to illegal immigration. Or crippling the U.S. oil industry. Or seeing gas and grocery prices triple. Or massively F-ing up the Afghanistan withdrawal. Or the "Unity" President calling America "systematically racist." Or being so incompetent and obviously weak, that Putin feels free to invade Ukraine.
What else did "your boy" do?
@Coyote Howl
You're a brainwashed fool. I proved my point in my last post. Biden Built Back Bungling. He destroyed our country, so just STFU.
@Coyote Howl Didn't get caught giving hush money to a porn star. (So what if he did?) He also didn't get caught taking his 10% cut of ill-gotten gains from Ukraine, China, you-name-it.
Yup. He didn't get caught. The bar is high.
Biden gave us the phrase, “Oh, you know the thing!” He introduced us to a guy named, Corn Pop, and he gave us the word, “Truinernationaldeprezure.”
Edit: corrected spelling.
Further amendment: POTUS gave us the profound phrase, “End of message.”
Thank you, everyone!
Golden.... LOL
It's spelled "truinantionalprezure" but yeah, it was almost word of the year. Barely beat out by Vaccine.
Hey... Hey... Corn Pop was a bad dude. C'mon, man.
Referring to the defense secretary: "The guy who runs that outfit over there"🤦🤦🏽♀️🤦🏾♀️ he's an absolute disgrace!!!
You trick horse soldier pony!
Wait! Has Biden done anything good? Surely there must be something... I literally cannot remember a single good thing Biden did. And I get my news from multiple sources 🙄
Well, Biden has been rather inspiring. Just think of all the memes he has inspired. What would the comedy world be without him?
WhAt Do YoU mEaN hE hAsNt DoNe AnYtHiNg GoOd?!?!?!??!?!?
HE'S NOT TRUMP!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@tylerdavis963 Like falling up a stairs. And not being able to string together a sentence. And getting lost out in public without his handler to help him along 😂
The only thing I can think of is the covid relief stuff. Everything else was all things to get him into office. I'm suprised there aren't any libs in the comments tearing at Biden. Not a good president whatsoever. Voted for him because I lean to leftist views, but he hasn't even done anything remotely liberal or left in his time in office. He just sits there and does nothing but make a fool of himself and the people who thought he'd do all the things he said he would.
kindly crawl back under the rock you came from and worship your MAGA cap
Makes me want to watch some more. None of those things sounded negative.
Got a crush on Hannity? Not that there's anything wrong with that, Brett.
@@leighchristopherson2455 These were both amusing comments to me.. love you all..
If you secretly root for Kat to respond to Greg with a burn so bad he'll be peeling for weeks, you be watching too much Fox news.
If you know who I am talking about above, you might be watching too much Fox news.
If you've had the time to read this entire comment, you're clearly NOT watching Fox news right now. And you're probably okay.
I gotta go, it's almost time for Jesse...
Can Greg make any other jokes besides "Kat is a drunk" or "Kat LOVES drugs"? Yes, she has a sick burn coming for him. It will be glorious.
Yea and I for one are missing Greg’s show at 11 cause I guess the higher ups at Fox figure there’s no room for a little escape from the horrors of war so they have chosen to postpone it for the time being.👎👎
you become more financially responsible and careful about your expenditure when you watch Fox News. also you care more about your children’s upbringing and raising them correctly
How dare you presume there is a "correct" way to raise children! Morals are in the eye of the beholder... Stop pushing your agenda on me!
@@dannybarker9518 ok!
@@dannybarker9518 🤣🤣🤣 is rather being up kids with those morals than the alternative CNN and the likes are pushing. Going to end up with confused traumatised kids following CNN values
@@dannybarker9518 Id say no one should tell you what to do with your kids. But there are things that will result in healthy happy children that turn in to happy people, and then there are things you can do that will create anxiety, confusion, maladjustment to their environment and they will be less happy and have a harder time in life, often carrying those patterns in their own adult and parental relationships. Just sayin' you might want to give a bit more thought to this one. ITs not a 0 sum game. It requires a. little humility and compassion for self and others. But my guess is this isnt interesting to you.. good luck..
@@dannybarker9518 There may not be one correct, definable way, but there are incorrect ways that are usually identifiable as such when observed.
I can definitely tell I've been watching too much. I have an increased knowledge of what's really going on. Thanks a lot, Tucker! FJB!
I have been forced to take a break from Fox News for the last few days. All they want to do is talk about Ukraine. What is happening in Ukraine right now is unfortunate but to totally ignore what is happening here in America with our out of control government, our southern border, and the decay of our way of life here borders on the unforgivable.
Same here - and I miss the Greg Gutfeld show!!! We need to laugh!!!
That's exactly what Tucker does! He always relates to how it's effecting the US, the American citizens. Sometimes it can be hard to listen to, especially when he shows you how corrupt both sides of the aisle are, and how little they care for our Country and its citizens.
As long as you realize they are all connected. News at home, the decay of our lives here and our out of control gov't are all WHY Ukraine is happening!
They have to pay the bills. I am not sure who is paying, but they are paying Fox enough to pull some of the top-rated shows on TV to keep pushing this pro-war narrative.
100 right on this 100% Ukraine coverage...there is a big bad world out there...
Good one guys! This is exactly what we need. Makes me love this channel.
I would rather be fooled into working hard, investing wisely and wishing for limited government than be a liberal.
Amen
sheep
May he live forever!
"You can't name any of Biden's accomplishments"
Oh man. This hit me hard...
While watching FOX NEWS, one of my kids asked, Why do adults always argue? I realized I was watching too much.
I really don't know how tucker Carlson keeps that baffled look face for so long... It cracks me up... But I love the show he has
I'm a senior NCO; I always have a resting baffled face when listening to enlisted people...
I rarely watch any news networks and my life has improved exponentially.
ELD,, agree with you completely !!!!
I was expecting something like 'If you catch yourself humming the "Animals are Great" theme' you might be watching too much Fox.
Haha - Gutfield, Tucker and the Five... it's why I watch.
That was a "cheap" (and funny) Gut-check!
I have not started humming that tune yet, but my wife has noticed lately that I try to make sarcastic humor using rhymes ... hum, where did I get that from?
My dog turned me on to MyPillow after we bought his dog bed from them (he was radicalized first!)
Because of their creeping wokeness I'm all out of Fox to give. 🤷♀️
What happens when it’s too much BEE? Afraid? We want to know. Lol. And by the way, I’m not the only one with a Tucker Carlson poster above my bed.
Too much Bee!? That's fake news.
You begin to develop precognitive capabilities.
This guy kills it every time. Says everything with an interesting conviction.
I love Tucker; everyone get sick to stomach with CNN,MSABC, CBS... there are thugs
Awesome!!! 🙏🏻✝️💕✨ lost me at the end. God’s blessings to you and yours, my friends. 😃
Honestly I don't watch any news channels on a daily basis
Therefore you are becoming smarter every single day.
I don't either. Nor read newspapers. I watch all sorts from any publisher on the internet. Lots of differing viewpoints and perspectives.
This is fitting, appropriate, and needed. You guys keep it up y'all are doing great
I call it his incredulous look
Actually, that's the better word to use.
If without warning, you decide to get your war on...
Tucker is the only one I watch on Fox. Done with the neocons
Mary: Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, sometimes Hannity, Dan Bongino, Mark Levin, and a couple others are still good shows. I miss Justice w/Judge Jeanine. I like Jesse Watters too.
@@ed7519 you just named all the neo cons on that network. Unplug! They're bullshit artists.
I used to joke that sanity wouldn't return to the US until the lampposts of DC were festooned with neocon carcasses. But it's no longer a joke.
Watch some of Newsmax instead of fox
I have all of these symptoms. And I haven't watched a minute of Fox News since November 2020.
I OD'd on Bill O'Reilly about 20 years ago. Fortunately, I got help and kicked the habit and I've been O'Reilly- and Fox-free ever since. (Also CNN-free, but I never got addicted to that in the first place. MSNBC and the others were just things my weirdo friends did, I never even experimented with those.)
You know you've been watching too much Fox News when you actually get the news
"Marvel Movies, Woke and Cancel Culture!" LMAO , so true, welcome to the dope show
I will never stop watching Gutfeld! The Five, and Tucker Carlson....and of course, The Bee.
I am with you all the way
When I think I might be watching too much Fox News I just flick to CNN and MSNBC, watch Stelter or Maddow for no more than two minutes and instinctively know I can only get truth on Fox.
There's really no such thing as "Oat Milk." It's oats soaked in water and filtered, and often mixed with sunflower oil and other chemicals. I've tried the stuff once, then I read the ingredient label and was shocked, and threw the rest out. Clever way to get people to pay a lot of money for oats.
Same with Almond milk, etc.
I love almond milk AND coconut milk.
Best of all, it doesn't torture cows.
Booooo
If God wanted them to give milk he would have given them tits.
Good stuff, guys, very funny. I liked the implied old people bit, but we're not all in the nursing home yet!
When you have watched too much BabylonBee you see that liberatrians, communistists, and every predictable school of thought in between are all equally hilarious sources of comedic fodder.
They're the best form of comic relief liberals communist and the radical left which is becoming liberal not liberal as in the dictionary definition though that's probably going to change as the dictionary definition of the meaning of liberal changes
"Liberatrians" is my new favorite word.
@@MichaelPiz Sounds like a toilet. Libertarians.
Youre engrish is the only comedic material i sea
Great thing about Libertarians is that at the very least the ones on TH-cam don't mind being made fun of if it's kept tasteful and free of genuine malice. A man who can take the odd joke about himself and laugh with you is someone worth listening to.
Guilty. I definitely feel myself doing the Tucker Carlson squinty eyes face sometimes when arguing with my wife. It doesn't work as well for me. I still never win the argument.
I love that confused Tucker look.
This is Wednesday, Monday I was a conspiracy theorist for talking about the bio labs for war in Ukraine. Tuesday the Secretary of state was worried they might fall into Russian control. I just hate being a conspiracy theorist.
Okay, you had me until you got to the My Pillow. So here's my FOX watching kicking in. They are the best pillows I have ever used and I'm almost as old as dirt.
Now for the disclaimer. I haven't watched FOX in almost 3 years. I do miss Greg Gutfeld though.
Aren't the pillows wonderful 😊
I finally started watching about 4 months ago after the 10th time someone said "you watch too much Fox News". I can not buy the pillows though due to my "No dealing with spammers" policy.
@@richtravis9562 I know nothing about them spamming but if you need a good pillow, you cant go wrong with my pillows. It's probably one of the best things I've ever spent money on.
You'll need to improve your aim.
Tucker was the first television journalist I know of to outright say Joseph Biden is *SENILE* ... and he did so in a very respectful way ... We need more honest, intelligent and insightful TV journalists such as Tucker Carlson.
I can't get enough of watching Tucker Carlson,
I refuse to watch Sean hannity, He's such a conceited you know what
Tucker is almost always worth watching. Hannity, (Levin, jr.), not so much.
Sean can't let his guests talk.
Sean keeps repeating the same phrases over and over and it gets boring. Love TC but turn it off for SH.
I don't watch too much Fox news, even though I own a my pillow and think Trump is ok (may he live forever).
I'm pretty sure that tucker watched this segment and laughed at himself. Which is a good thing. Babylon bee and fox news- keep up the good work. It's better than watching late night comedy.
I love The BB, but I hate everything else in the world. However, at least Fox News is somewhat patriotic and doesn't hate it's own country but then again controlled opposition is all it is... Holy 🙄 hell I hate the world I currently live in.
Don't we all.....you are not alone!
It's OK to make fun of it, still.
Two sides of the same coin. The scary part is people who rightly call out left wing media for its bias refuse to believe that FOX is biased. Echo chambers are bad, unless it's FOX, then it's okay.
Yeah I have because I have been exhibiting extreme intellect and logic
When you can erupt in a laughter that is so perfectly condescending to someone’s comment or thought, that’s a “Tucker”!
If every time you ask a question, you add "sincere question!"!
Tucker has freed me to laugh maniacally at my own jokes.........ahahahaha!
Fox is the only network that actually cares about the future of our great country!
Damn, babylon bee just transcended the duality of left and right to reach the ultimate level
Thank God I saw this video in time! There is still hope for me!
Watching Tucker Carlson has kept my hope (by presenting aspects many other news sources don't of Russia/Ukraine) alive that there is reason still in this cancell culture crazed " free world" of West. I know not a joke but wanted to comment.
I love these series
Huh.!
Don't watch fox news at all, but I can't think of anything good Biden has done and Marvel is woke and cancel culture, lol.
Yeah....the My Pillow thing is fairly accurate in my family.
As soon as Biden does something good I’ll be all over it. He’ll mess it up the next day anyway.
I'm suprised there aren't any libs in the comments tearing at Biden. Not a good president whatsoever. Voted for him because I lean to leftist views, but he hasn't even done anything remotely liberal or left in his time in office. He just sits there and does nothing but make a fool of himself and the people who thought he'd do all the things he said he would
He condemned Russian invasion of Ukraine
Love Babylon Bee!! I love Tucker cause he's a straight shooter,, and actually allows guest to speak without interrupting,, unlike hannity and Ingram,,, maybe I'm watching too much fox if I e noticed that 🤔
If you’re watching Fox News while they show Jen Psaki and think “When did Peppermint Patty join the White House staff?“ you might be watching too much Fox News.
Sneezing during allergy season.
Real comic pros can take the occasional swipe at their own side. Loved it, God bless, guys.
I would never say “may he live forever”… but I would say may he rule until Jesus come back… or DeSantis wants the job.
I can never watch too much Babylon Bee
Imagine how much we'll save on wear n tear if we cant afford to drive?
Uh nothing cuz most people are not on the public transport pick up routes
Public transport isnt a thing in the South. Well it is but its a guantlet of criminals,the inebriated ,kids with juvy records and little old people cowering in corners .
Yep...You'll see ads like : 5 year old Chevy,, 87 original miles. bring gas to test drive...
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp depends on the part of the "south" you're referring to
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp I live in Ohio, and there's very limited public transport outside of the cities. I live about 25 minutes outside of Cincinnati and there's an express bus that goes into town in the morning and evening, but that's only because my town is right off of an interstate. Where I live doesn't even have Uber or lyft, and a cab anywhere is over $80 just for them to come out.
I realized I watch too much Fox News when… as a news nerd, the only button I ever need on my tv remote is power on/off.
People still watch news channels?
MyPillow line cracked me up! I love Mike Lindell and have several MyPillows (because they are great - was never able to wash a pillow effectively previously). Thanks for the laughs!
You ask Psaki a pertinate question and a talk bubble appears over her head asking how the heck did that guy catch our BS.
A talk bubble with “…”
The proper name for a "talk bubble" is cryptoquick.
@@MAGAnifiscent Never heard any of those. Speech or thought bubble.
Doing morning yoga while watching FOX. It’s a great leveler!
When your thoughts, words, and actions bear a strikingly close correspondence to reality; you might be watching too much Fox News.
People who watch Tucker Carlson: OMG HE'S SO GREAT
People who watch Jesse Watters:
You guys are pretty funny :-) if it wasn’t for Fox News, I wouldn’t know I was being lied to. Fox News isn’t perfect either though, nothing is.
Watch Newsmax sometimes!! I stopped watching any news stations like I used to.
Hardly watch them now, and I have a happier life. I listen to some conservatives on radio, and
Read the Bible and watch Biblical accurate TH-cam videos. Never felt more at peace!!!
This video was too much fun to watch. Can I get too much of this? nope... obviously.
If you have an American flag on every vehicle you own, your home, and maybe a shirt or two, you may be watching too much Fox.
I don't think so Joshua.
And you may considered to be a domestic terrorist as well. 😂😂😂
Let’s Go Brandon
May he live forever
No such thing as too much Babylon Bee.
You guys are crushin it lately.💪
The sequel we were all waiting for
The Bee does not miss.
I break out in hives now & have trouble breathing if a waiting room TV is tuned to CNN.
DOUGout
Yes, I'm guilty of watching to much Tucker. My mood does changes after a good dose FOX. I fine myself wanting to start a civil war against the left... using paint ball gun's.
Hannity is so hard to watch, he reminds me of someone just waiting for the opening to start boasting about how hard he worked to get where he is now.
He's starting to remind me of the karate version of Steven Segal. Such a phoney tuff guy.I like his politics, hate his personality.
When you’re sure Tucker Carlson can beat Chuck Norris…
Perfect timing on this with Fox News. I am SO sick of these guys, I don't even watch them anymore. They've gone Left Central. So, thank you.
🙄
As your other youtube profile named "L" "With Fox News, you've hit the nail on the head; I'm so sick of them that I don't even watch them anymore; they've gone Left Central. So, thank you.
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Again... You are still watching cnn, not FOX NEWS! :D Please learn to recognize each of them! :D
And in the future try to hide the fact, that you have more than one youtube profile, and you just write down your own B.S. twice! :D
My Pillow is the best pillow I have ever slept on. Breathable, soft, and contortable. I love My Pillow.
The world on the brink of WWIII made covid fade from memory. Way to go Joe did that.
Well, he did say that he was going to get rid of Covid. He just didn't say how. Unfortunately I work in healthcare and was forced to get the jab. I was told yesterday that until I get "boosted" I have to wear an N95 in the building even though I had both doses PLUS had Covid the end of December.