Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.649
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Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P, where there's a Margaritaville inside! Christina visited Tom on the road with the kids and she's surprised how BORING he is on the road. We have an opening clip that really upsets Christina, Enny reclaims his hot sauce power, and we discuss peener problems. We read some follow up emails from mommies about the Texan in Russia, Victoria's Secret models, the guy opening car doors of unlocked cars, and the famous old drunk from Killarney. Christina comes up with a difficult Margaritaville-based Would You Rather, there's an incredible update on the Chad VS Chris feud, and we watch Christina's latest curation of TikToks!
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Toms going to go wild when he mentions wills slap in 5 weeks
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@@PlayNiceFolks whats that. He they have Tom on
@@anthonymignano5918 it's a spammer
@@MichBrosGrowShow gotchya
@@anthonymignano5918 bro stop using gendered language
The booth clapping as soon as Christine puts on the glasses reminds me of North Koreans clapping for Kim Jung-un
HA! Yes
You wouldn't clap? Brave. Stoopid but brave!
The clear frames are fire but those other one's were dookie
Both are a DICKtatorship
The dark frames was like a hot librarian.... no disrespect 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing against the guests, but most of the time the best episodes are just tom, Christina and the crew goofballing around. It makes me think me and my girlfriend can make it
100%
1000000%
You cant❤️
I’ll be your first sponsor… I sell tubs of bullshit, so it fits well with your new podcast
Make what?
I laugh every time Tom talks about his boy and uses a deeper voice than his own for the 6yr old.
Ikr 😆
The funniest part is that its almost the same as his voice for bird kushnur
In a world that hates bullying, I’m glad I can still come to YMH to laugh at other peoples expense.
Don't worry everyday I see more people silently agree we should bully more. We're still finding our equillibrium
Keep Ennys favorite hot sauce out ya mouth
Nice one! 😂
👋
During the dick discussion my husband asked 'who's the girl behind the booth boys? Is she the fluffer?' 💀
good work
gerth would b proud
🥴👋
Tom's laugh during the opening clip makes me so happy.
The callback at 1:23:25 with Tim's reaction is pretty 😎
@@user-wg6hm3wo9p I agree 😂
The chuckle is the truth
That opening clip was Christina in a parallel universe 😂
I j'd off 3 times.
Happy Wednesday everybody. Only a few days left until the weekend. There's a big ice storm happening here so I'm staying inside today. I'll have to get my workout in without the gym. Let's all try and keep positive with all the crazy stuff going on in the world right now. Big shout-out to the Ukrainian people. Hot sauce is the best.
Have a great day Joel 😁 let's keep this energy until the weekend! You can do it!
Have a good day!!!
u in canada? were suspoed to get a bad ice storm here too
@@generationkill791 I'm in Northern Michigan. Nearly the U.P.
Hang in there Joe I'm in the UP right now working and the roads are a bitch. Perfect day to stay inside if you've got the vaycay time to burn. Stay high and tight mommies ^^
Can we get old Johnny Pemby back on here?? I love his chemistry with the crew!
For real, he should be a regular
Sippy sips with da poolwater
Nadav has never sounded more stereotypically Jewish than when he stuttered through the phrase: “I, I’m, I’m very ethical!”
The evolution of the back room has been a pleasure to watch.
Agreed. Who's the girl? I feel dumb lol
Came to the comments to find out who the girl is .
Pretty r worded of them to just not mention the broad at all like they did with Chad and the other dude was just there one day and never mentioned them
@@johnnydeleon8210 probably doesn’t know if she’s an actual fit yet, very close nit crew everyone is functional when being filmed if she isn’t she goes and nobody remembers her.
Can we acknowledge that Nadav is looking like he’s making great progress with the weight loss
I noticed that too he looks great
Yeah way better than turd cakes segura
Yes ., toutch my camara through MY fence Nadav 😁💪🏻
Looks like a phat J to me
He’s looking very breedable
I love when Tims in a stupid silly mood. Him and Christine have the best back and forth then!
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he's regulating her mood
@@PlayNiceFolks mike drop
These bots are getting better, they even watch the episodes and comment on human moods
You must be a Barf Fatler fan to disrespect the Mommies that way in their turf?
“I have good hang today!”
*cuts to the boys all nodding in unison🤣🤣🤣
That killed me
I spit up my beer when Tom said crack her in the knee 😂
“Messenger of Sadness” should be Tinas new special title
I hope you get .5% for your contribution
Harvester of Sorrow brah
@@tprfk different
I never consider self deleting more than when I see her curations of r words struggling to grasp at reality.
@@mattsabeast5 I call them “forever 21s”
Never knew the Crayon pronunciation was a thing until I had a kid and she calls them Crowns. She’s going to be a Victoria Secret model for sure.
You know what they say. If she ain't smart she better be pretty. [Insert gross old man laughter]
Ahhhhhahhahahahah this comment took me out 🤣
@@jess9787 are you dead? How'd you type a comment?
I love all the tiny jeans stories.
Tom literally had 2 clones of himself 🤣
@@Fred3209 true, he can’t even get mad at them cause they’re definitely just an extension of him it sounds like. 🙂
“This guys existence is to be drunk! Isn’t that crazy?! His whole life!”
Says the guy best friends with Bruce Kreischer 😂😂
Respect to Tom standing up for the short guys even tho he’s not a short guy, usually those kind of statements only come from short guys so it’s nice to hear it coming from an above average heighter, big ups to the mans
A Hunnerd percent
I demand that our main mommies bring over Duncan Trussell for episode 666 that's coming up, there could not be a more fitting guest!!!
Yes! Duncan Trussell is the best! Better than hot sauce
Hot Sauce and Dunkin Truffles are the best, Mommy’s plz make this happen!👖👖👖
He actually is gonna be in Austin during April for shows, so it’s possible
Yes!
Oh man I just rewatched the episode when he was on last time, I love that guys gravely voice and how good he can troll 💙 like for can keep up a narrative so well I almost can't tell if he is joking or not
The office beef bit is fuckin hilarious!! They always start with "Ya, sooo um....." 😭👍
I think Christina’s “I’m sad” right before the beat drops in the theme song should be added, it fits so well 🤣
“When she called me back I new she wasn’t the one for me”😂😂😂😂😂
i love how nadiv's laugh is somehow louder when he's in the back of the room away from the mic
Tom and Christine seem to find clips "sad" when they can see part of themselves/empathize with the person in the clip. Tom feels sad for the socially awkward guys, and Christina is feeling sad for a woman who's around her age dealing with how people see her. Not that either of them thinks they're the same as the person in the clip, but there's some familiar bit that seems to hit them and triggers sadness imo
In high school, my friend finger blasted his gf after eqting wings. She cried from the burning. 15 years later I still dont remeber her name. She is forever known as hot sauce.
She was the best
Next time I go down on a girl I'm busting out a bottle of my favorite habañero sauce just to spice things up a bit
@@ext93 El Yucateco??
Did he even wash his hands first? Ugh 😂😭 how awful
First thing I wondered is how hot the wings were. Like regular buffalo wings or atomic wings? Looks like some soul searching is needed.
Christina looks so handsome with her hair pulled back.😍😍😍
You mean the blonde that talks about her bleached hair like it’s natural while you can see her dark roots? Lol.
I'm almost done, but.
ScarsClib
she's a sturdy lady
To be honest I've thought about pulling her hair on more than one occasion.
I'd "hand some" to her, I tell you hwat
Going back a year to see Tom go from a ham steak to a beef cake is real nice 🤌
Is it weird the 10 Benadryl guy looks a lot like Sal Vulcano in the painting behind Tim?
Loved how when Tom says "you know, those days where you got a good hang going?" and they pan to all the guys nodding along like hell yeah, we know exactly what you are talking about! hahah
i even nodded lmaao
@@Wildoddity same…
NGL, this episode made me realize that being a self conscious grower is apparently far more common than I realized.
So fucking relatable, the other day reached down my boxers to adjust and the lad was hanging way lower and looser then usual and I was like why aren't you like this at all times smh
Porn is super damaging. Someone should make a documentary about the fish eye lenses and the angles they use. Lots of those guys are above average but not massive. Some are legit clubs though.
Tom: i need to laugh
Tom: shows video of someone getting wrekt by their Jeep
This made me lol
Dude in the jeep just left margaritaville
That shiiiiZz was SAVAGE!! do any of you think either the driver or the passenger survived !?
@@Tha1leeG yeah they hopefully gucci now!
Enny reclaiming his power by dressing as Sriracha 💀🔥
I hope he just starts wearing a series of hot sauce tees. Tapatio, Cholula, Tobasco. Keep ‘em comin
@@TomAKAVeto Texas Pete babbbby
dude the clip where the concrete wall fell had me DYINGGG at work LMAOOOOOO
19:50 is gold. “If I had more money, I don’t even know where I’d put it”
I’m stuck in the hospital recovering from a lung surgery...I’ve needed this episode so bad. The best medicine you can get.
Get well soon and keep'm high and tight, greetings from Germany :-)
Play that lung infection
How’d that lung injury happen if ya don’t mind?
Did you use your lung infection as an instrument? 😏 Get well soon!
Don't laugh too hard gonna hurt your lung lol
I wanna see Will slap Garth
Shhh
*Slaps Garth
*Is punched out by Chris Gaines
Hot Sauce is the best
Garth will put him in a low place
Booooo
She asks "What do i do?" (about the armadillo)
Tom- "Finish him off" LOL
I didn’t notice he said that at first 😂
Tim’s hate for margaritaville comes from him scared that jimmy willl take his best friend Brent Chrystals.
"What did he score on the IQ test? 82. Hmm, that's not so high"
hearing about your kids is always my favorite part of the podcast. idk why but they make me laugh so hard. you guys are great too I guess.
Enny needs to represent with Cholula and that iconic wooden cap.
valentina is the shit!
When Mr. Segura laughs, uncontrollably....it's infectious!!
That's because he laughs at the funny parts my man.
@@faperito2389 Agreed
The sass these full grown men have for eachother. This is an awesome podcast episode
Enny's "Sup" into the camera shook me, he's so cool. And hot sauce IS the best.
New drinking game: take a shot every time Christina says “apropos”…..
Thank you for teaching me how to spell that
Only half as dangerous as the Bertus Interruptus game.
It's even Better when she has no idea what the word means
@@FWbaracuss I was thinking she must have heard that word this week 🤣🤣
Drink every time she says a word wrong on porpoise
This podcast is easily the funniest shit out there. Even the guys in the back are legit hilarious and add so much to the show. Ive been watching for years and it just gets better
Thanks for standing up for us short kings Tim 💪
1:26:44 - Christina's nonchalant delivery here is wonderful.
I wanna see the “teeth have teeth” girl bite an apple and see the imprint lol 😂
Went to the Tulsa show. Tommy Buns was awesome and loved seeing Geoff Tate for the first time. Amazing opener.
LMAOO tom was actually so mad on Twitter the other night had me in tears lmao
I was so excited for YMH cos of that but then realised we probably a few weeks behind 😭
What happened? I'm social media slow😞 aka an "r" word
@@robertmcdonald3779 Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars
Pretty surprised he didn't immediately call it out as staged. Especially being such a big wrestling fan, it was one of the worst worked-shoot's I've seen since Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler.
@@dcost TY!
I’ve been having a rough past couple months, I just want to say thank you to all the mommies out there, you guys really are the best.
Life gets heavy or light, but we stay high and tight
Hope things look up brother
When life's got you down; touch a camera through the fence; it helps a lot of us; hot sauce is the best.
Hey, we are ok. Not as good as hot sauce.
No, *hot souce is the best*
Someone please edit this video Enny literally said the words “TOMS” “DICK” “IS” “THE BEST” in this whole show 😂😂😂😂
Love the long term story telling on the Chad vs. Chris feud. Hope to see a best of 7 series on this one.
Christina got with Tom when he was in the least attractive phase of his life and career. Don't know why that just popped in my head
She's a fucking keeper!!!
and now he's sticking with her as her face melts in to a granny face and she hates on anything she doesn't understand ....*Old woman yells at cloud for not identifying its gender to make her comfortable *
@@joelav91 She went full old woman yells at cloud with the guy moving the car seats. That's community service IMO. Be thankful nothing is missing and you'll remember to lock your doors from now on.
@@casualwater698 ahhhhh hun dread purse ent
@@joelav91 Tina is fine as fuck what you talking about?
Can't wait to see G go all Pursuit of Slapiness on T Buns after he cracks a joke about Queen Trish.
Tom has already said way worse things than Chris Rock did 😂
"Don't touch this, don't touch that, you're gonna die."
Now these two get a glimpse of what it's like touring with Bland Klondike.
Oh suck it up Christine. That jeep clip was hilarious!!
Tom’s wheezy laugh from smoking cigarettes is so cool
Mommie Christine looking like Theranos founder during AD reads.
*“(Low Voice) We here at Your Mom’s House are so excited to be redefining the paradigm of advertisement diagnoses and providing actionable commercial data that can save lives”*
Tom’s tweet had me dying, can’t wait to hear them discuss it on the show
Maybe in next months episode
by then we will ( no pun intended ) all forget the incident
@@samsonfpv8902 lol
Can't wait? Better learn how, it's going to be weeks!
Watch todays episode of the Pat McAfee show, Tom was hilarious.
Assuming we won't hear the GI Jane Hendawg song yet in this episode but here's hoping! LiveLife365
Check Twitter, Tim has weighed in on the subject.
They are talking about st paddy's day. We won't hear about the slap until everyone forgets.
@@niteshade8546 well yeah they record the episode like 2 weeks before they drop them
@@allafat Bert also attempted to weigh in on the subject but broke the scale
@@SethFortune that's one of the great things about JRE. Rogan talked about it the next day. No prerecorded episodes 2 weeks after the fact.
"I could if I sat" is the name of a special.
Nadav laughs like he’s never heard a joke before
Every time the camera is on Tim, my eyes instantly go to the Sal Vulcano look-a-like cool guy and it blows my mind
🤣🤣🤣 I was telling myself is that Sal
Thank you, Tom, for standing up for the short kings.
Tom does a really good
job pretending that Tina's meow looks the same after childbirth, that she didn't brown during childbirth, and that he doesn't have a bang bus
😂😂😂
It's probably always looked like a trainwreck down there.
It’s allegedly looking like a punched lasagne down thurrrr!! 😂 long gone is the pink slit of the early 20’s…. Hahah, imagine actually being honest to your significant other when they ask the state of their post child lil 🐈⬛ kitty…. Er…. Honestly babe the episiotomy scars are barely visible and the badly wrapped kebab is on point! Tbh as long as there are no smells down there I don’t think any guy cares!! Although I personally know of a few savages that do NOT care about looks, smells or even the chance of catching crabs 🦀 as long as they pummel that 🐈 kitty they’re happy 😆!!
Yes,You know Theo has a huge slong considering he’s half R-worded..you know he rearranged her guts..
@@ttvlemarkiemark3662 Jesus man
Love how Christina is thrilled to talk about the guys she’s done the dirty with before Tommy, but once Tom lists the women he’s been with she wants to change the subject 😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that's how it goes sometimes 😂
Don’t start what you can’t finish
The excitement and vigor in Toms voice when he says "GARTH!" 2:38
Thank you for standing up for short kings Tom
Obsessively refreshing YMH video playlist until a new one pops up..
For real I get to work before it drops and I'm constantly refreshing
why is toms impression of his children always in a deeper voice lmao
I don’t know, but I love it so much
The Margaritaville "would-you-rather" might be the funniest one yet.
And I'm promptly traumatized by horrible or hilarious.
'Last Mango in Paris' comes with a stick of butter.
I love how the YMH studio is such a family. Lol so fucking great
I turned into a telescope when I saw those glasses
The Benadryl guy behind tom looks like sal vulcano
Low and loose BABE! 😄
If Native and Sal had a one night stand, this is what I would see.
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Nice to see that Ellis and Julian are already following in their parents' footsteps.
Normal people: Cray-On
Illiterates: Crane
My dad: Cray Lawn
(the hell?)
Taking a shit and hearing Christine say “pinch it off” was peak
That phrase, and similarly "pinch a loaf" always disgusted me. You aren't supposed to pinch the dump off and leave some in there. It's supposed to be a normal consistency that slides right out and leaves you evacuated. Or a magma waterfall of burning pandemonium that just cleans you out
Wow, just when I think y’all can’t get any better, you do something like this….
And completely take it to THE NEXT LEVEL!
Awesome podcast, the gold standard.
“Can you make me blackout drunk right now please” 😂
Dude in the back is a human laugh track, he just laughs hysterically at literally anything
“Dude in the back”?!? You must be new if you don’t know about Nadav!!
This is one of the best episodes they’ve done in a long time.
Tommy went in on Will 😂
All these comedians shaking in their boots. It's hilarious
Timestamp
@@samsonfpv8902 twitter
Good morning Julia. I turned into a telescope when I saw the mommies removed the tik tokked paywall, Ay ay ai! Thank you Tim, I wanna laugh. Okay be safe out there my sister just went down, down in the mountains so I gotta go find her. Watch for waspes and take your oovers. Ta ta there.
What paywall? The horrible or hilarious segment?
Oh wow! You must watch the show a lot!
@@Wnick56 There’s been a paywall?
The Guinness is the reason this man is still spry. Healthiest of all the boozes!
It’s a meal in a glass 💪🏼
The expensive sweaters line got me 😂❤
What’s really the best is Christina’s fall to absolute rock bottom anytime Tom brings up sexual topics
Just got divorced feeling like shitinhouser, this pod always makes me laugh , cheers chomos
God damn, that opening clip though. Looks like life hits harder than lil bill smiff's candy ass. there's no way she's 41.
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@@PlayNiceFolks cool spam
You talkin about Christina?
@@imjustapancake3188 did you watch episode 649?! I was talking about the opening clip as stated above ☝🏽I may have a few screws loose and a little slow but you gotta be full on victoria secret to come at The Top Mommy and Tommy Bunz. 😂🤣😅
That dude in the back room is literally losing his mind at everything that's even slightly funny.....lol contagious laugh
I love that the Irish dude has that Henny bottle as his candle holder😂
Anyone else notice Enny’s pivot on the hot sauce front? Before he was all “don’t call me daddy hot sauce ” and now he’s dressing like sriracha. Smart guy is taking their power away
wearing the sriracha shirt makes his pivot on that topic pretty obvious haha
I'm here to say for certain after last week, Christine IS for a fact, abusing the YMH exclusive alarm
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@@PlayNiceFolks is that a new thing? Or a plug?
Enny making his nickname "hot sauce" is 200 IQ cuz now Tim can't play the soundbite without saying *he's* the best.
I like how the jeep video goes from the kid laughing to Tom laughing
love the hearty laugh of Patty in the back
10:05 Jesus. That's a really rough 41.