My dad has owned bars Eve since I can remember. Back before credit cards, you left a tab on faith. I used to go around collecting with him at like ten years old. Some of the angry verbal threats I heard him say are burned into my memory. I was terrified at the time, but listening to Tom and Tina reminisce made me think about them. As an adult I think my psycho fathers words were HILARIOUS. Might start a Twitter account for them.
@@maddogkilla1 one time he was banging on this guys door/ looking through the window. I guess the fella that owed him money had a Pink Floyd posted or something in his house. My old man yells, “I’ve got a chain saw in the truck, that’s The Machine you should be worried about you hippie fucker cause I’m gonna cut you up with it!” Or something along those lines.
He also once held a man’s prosthetic leg as collateral for a debt. He said, “if you don’t pay me what’s mine, I’ll tear you limb from limb; I’m already 25% done!”
@@themarcazard 🤣😂🤣 I’ve always been a Toxic Queen & found plenty of toxic mates, luckily I’ve gotten it together quite a bit (comparatively) now I’d like to find a Prince Charming, no more Toxic mates for me. But at 39 I’ve probably missed the boat on that. Everyone left now is probably just as damaged as me. 😆 But I loved your comment, I totally relate.
My fav part of bobby lee anytime he is on any show is that he is always doing some bit or intensity, but when he breaks character to laugh its always funny as shit
CRISTINAAAA is the funniest female comic and she deserves more credit. its hard to look good when youre next to tom segura and other comedy legends all the time.
She won't taste the scrum, but she will peg him... Tom better start filing those divorce papers. It's 2021 we aren't letting women get away with not eating scrum anymore
Y’all, I’m happy to be back with Tom…. He called sobbing in Spanish and begging me to come back. Fortunately, Nadav took a massive pay cut to accommodate for my glorious return!
Has to be fake legs, but I don't know how he did it.... My Dad has a fake leg, but it's all one solid piece that doesn't spilt in half like that, so I'm confused and would like to know WTF happened
As someone who's in my first real adult relationship, these guys kept me hoping I'd find someone. There's someone out there to touch everyone's camera through the fence!
Tom Segura revealed his super power, and I'm not forgetting that. Apparently he can control gravity. He accidentally displayed this when he made a 3 1/2 foot fall have the impact of falling off a two story building.
Hope everyone has a great day, 'cause its Wednesday, and that means we're halfway through the week. Some people call it 'Hump Day' and that's pretty great, so yeah, hope you have a great day... and a great week.
Hope you had a good Tuesday. Tomorrow is Thursday which means we’re one day closer to the weekend and then it’s party time. So make the most of these last days of the work week. Okay bye!
Thanks for posting this because sometimes I forget what day it is and its good to remember what day it is so that I'll remember what day it is. You turn me into a telescope with these updates. Touch my camera through the fence
Christina saying Game of Thrones is "predictable" is the most hilarious shit because Game of Thrones is constantly praised for being unpredictable since they often kill off main characters unexpectedly
Yes it was predictable ,like you said they often kill off the main characters unexpectedly, but they often did it, so it was very predictable that around each big event there would be some kind of twist or shift like that, so it was predictably unpredictable if ya get me
@@WinkLinkletter for real, I used to watch Home and Away from Australia growing up, the amount of dramas shootings kidnappings natural disasters and shit like that for a little 500 person beach town was fuckin wild
We have been spoiled, loving these throwbacks to when they faced each other and the only guests they needed were each other and the set was just a room in the house, feels like coming home for thanksgiving lol
I think the only way Christina will caress Tommy's scrum is when she turns into XTina again. Once she is in character she can finally let go of her stupid doodoo fear.
I’m tired of Christine mooching off of toms success without even contributing to his happiness as a man. She’s real quick to use his money/ get excited about his big tours because she knows it’s a big pay day for her, but she’s real slow to eat the mans scrum? Be safe Tom, I’m seeing red flags.
Well ya honoa' she wore the jeans in that family for years while Tim was still trying to touch them through the fence. Plus they already passed the wood anniversary years ago. So as facecrook says its complicated
Tom you're a lucky man! Women who enjoy the best in life are hard to come by these days. Congratulations to you both and a happy anniversary! Love you both and cheers to the best you two share together!
A great book is The Geography of Thought that explains how language is formed from how people live in different geographical locations. The author also wrote a different book called The Geography of Emotion.
Congratulations on your anniversary. I know every time Christina comes in to podcast, you start getting kind if sweaty, and you just love the way she smells. She smells like 26 years isn't impossible, she really does.
Hope everyone has a good day and stays safe through the fence and happy birthday to anyone who has a birthday and it’s November so it’s getting cold so make sure to wear a jacket and a glove
When I refreshed, and saw this video up. I turned into a telescope! And finished in four strokes. Because I needed that YMH on my face right now, right now, right now, right now!
Christine when she reminisces about her gender-non-conforming ex-boyfriends: "It was the 90s guuuyyys, it was sooo much fun!" Christine when she sees a non-binary person on TikTok: "Wtf is wrong with young people nowadays???"
I think a majority of guys agree with Tom on not really caring too much about those specifics with women. We all have our type sure, but most aren't that picky
i’ve been drunk many times at comedy shows and i’m so glad i’m the guy who giggles his ass off and enjoys myself and not the guy who shouts or talks to the comic lmao
Touch your relationship through the fence mommies.
👖🙂
L i mon il i ol olives vi
Lp l problem
I'm wishing you guys a happy anniversary through the fence
Best comment*
What would happen if they tried to touch you through the fence🤔
Jeanface!
Put the pink in the dink Tom
Feather it through the fence!
Tom without his glove = Garth Brooks
Tim with his glove = Chris Gaines
Underrated comment.
🧤🧤🧤
Can you explain the whole glove thing with the podcast? I’m new to the podcast and it keeps coming up lol
Tom and Christina are actually relationship goals the way they riff off of eachother after all these years is so beautiful
It’s a dream of mine to be on this podcast one day
Dude that would be fucking awesome
damn. finding jelly roll in the comment section. fucking bananas
Yoooo Jelly and YMH would so good
jelly roll a cool ass dude fr
Jelly roll, you will make it here no doubt. That day will be a great day!
Tim's looking at Christine in a different way this episode and Christine is loving it. Happy Anniversary Mommies!
Are you Mike Steele ?
Yall know whats a banana split?
@@petesahad3028 Maybe
Tom's building disdain for Christina's tiktoks has been such a joy. Nothing makes me laugh harder than him wanting to end the show over a tok
He'll should gift her a single ticket for a Garth Brooks show as a last warning
It's the yin to the vomit yang ☯️
He usually hates the same ones I do. Makes me almost piss myself laughing 😆
I'll admit that it's not my favorite part of the show. But I do enjoy Tom's disgust and disdain.
@@DekkarJr I feel the same when he shows her people getting horribly hurt, I hate those the most but Christina's reaction cracks me up.
Katrina better get herself a bib cause it’s scrum season. If Thomas deserves anything it’s to have that scrum handled by Kristan.
I will force feed Kristian that fucking scrum if i have to. Tom will get his. He. Will. Get. His.
Kristen? Josh Potter's podcast employee? 🤔
Get some tod!!
Isnt it spelled Kiirsten?
@@dalelane1948 KKKristen
My dad has owned bars Eve since I can remember. Back before credit cards, you left a tab on faith. I used to go around collecting with him at like ten years old. Some of the angry verbal threats I heard him say are burned into my memory. I was terrified at the time, but listening to Tom and Tina reminisce made me think about them. As an adult I think my psycho fathers words were HILARIOUS. Might start a Twitter account for them.
If five likes equates to five followers, that’s enough for me. Stand by.
What did he used to say? Give me some examples
@@maddogkilla1 one time he was banging on this guys door/ looking through the window. I guess the fella that owed him money had a Pink Floyd posted or something in his house. My old man yells, “I’ve got a chain saw in the truck, that’s The Machine you should be worried about you hippie fucker cause I’m gonna cut you up with it!” Or something along those lines.
@@jordanbest3969 lmao that's great
He also once held a man’s prosthetic leg as collateral for a debt. He said, “if you don’t pay me what’s mine, I’ll tear you limb from limb; I’m already 25% done!”
It's wild that they've been doing this podcast for like 9 years and living together longer and they still have stories they haven't told each other
Part of being a good spouse/friend/sibling/etc. is pretending you haven’t heard the story 100 times already.
Tom never looks at Christina with more love than when she’s telling stories about spitting on people in college
I'm still looking for my toxic queen
@dick trickle ok
@1:15:33 is Tim's adoring stare of affection. 😆
@@PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads Hey gurl
@@themarcazard 🤣😂🤣 I’ve always been a Toxic Queen & found plenty of toxic mates, luckily I’ve gotten it together quite a bit (comparatively) now I’d like to find a Prince Charming, no more Toxic mates for me. But at 39 I’ve probably missed the boat on that. Everyone left now is probably just as damaged as me. 😆 But I loved your comment, I totally relate.
Happy Analversary Mommies! Celebrate by lapping up Tom's scrum!
Shout out to everyone doing their thing and all that!
Thanks man! Hope the weather is good where you live, drink water.
I'm currently taking a big fat shit
I'm having chest pains ...
For reals tho and stuff like that
You know what? You’re fired bud
My fav part of bobby lee anytime he is on any show is that he is always doing some bit or intensity, but when he breaks character to laugh its always funny as shit
Christina: "I like the shittiness of this place"
Me: Isn't this Enny's house lol???
"it's lace?"
"No, it's rubber."
Lmao. That was great.
I’m neither
CRISTINAAAA is the funniest female comic and she deserves more credit. its hard to look good when youre next to tom segura and other comedy legends all the time.
She's finally getting her own special. Couldn't be more deserved. Jan 22nd!
She won't taste the scrum, but she will peg him... Tom better start filing those divorce papers. It's 2021 we aren't letting women get away with not eating scrum anymore
@@TipsyFGC she's great. They make each other funnier. It's wonderful.
Christina’s grandad went out on his shield, rest in power king 🤴🏻 🙏
😂😂😂😂
Y’all, I’m happy to be back with Tom…. He called sobbing in Spanish and begging me to come back. Fortunately, Nadav took a massive pay cut to accommodate for my glorious return!
I support this
@@Kyubii9 🧤
Poor guy, he *just* got a raise
tell Nadav to get it from God
Hehe
Thad and Chrysanthemum confessing their crimes is amazing.
I love the look on Tina's face when Tod says something savage, and she realizes who her two sons are going to become.
wow the main mommy’s have now been together 47 years congrats!!!
I hope they never finish the new studio. The Eny studio is perfect and better that they sit looking at each other
I SENT THE VIDEO OF THE GUY BREAKING HIS LEG TO NADAV, I CANT BELIEVE THEY PLAYED IT!
Are they fake legs?
keep on featherin it brotha
Has to be fake legs, but I don't know how he did it.... My Dad has a fake leg, but it's all one solid piece that doesn't spilt in half like that, so I'm confused and would like to know WTF happened
Thank you, thats some high and tight action bro,. Remember to drink water and stay hydrated.
@@user-ru3bt5eg9m I would imagine
Squid game is intense, but the Scrum game Christine will be playing is the real show.
This episode was a nice change of pace. I always enjoy when the main mommies hit us with the stories.
Kristine's sweater looks like a can of Surge.
*jumper
Or Halloween Charlie Brown.
98% toked
That's her November sweater. She wore it for YMH Live 3
I love learning the background on Christina’s male family members
I love learning about her past and the guys she used to date because she was a goth/emo/alt.
@Kitty Silverlake lol, are you the girl she spit on?
Here’s some background did you know they’re Easter European?
good lord christina’s grandpa’s died the coolest and funniest way i’ve ever heard
Both of them
With all seriousness happy anniversary Tom and Christine. Congrats and thank you for everything.
As someone who's in my first real adult relationship, these guys kept me hoping I'd find someone. There's someone out there to touch everyone's camera through the fence!
Tom Segura revealed his super power, and I'm not forgetting that. Apparently he can control gravity. He accidentally displayed this when he made a 3 1/2 foot fall have the impact of falling off a two story building.
this is funny ass comment lol
😂🤣😅🏢🤕
I don't think it's controlling gravity since his fall was uncontrolled
I would say his super power was creating extreme force which broke his body
@@jzam469 ok boomer
Bahahahahaha
Hope everyone has a great day, 'cause its Wednesday, and that means we're halfway through the week. Some people call it 'Hump Day' and that's pretty great, so yeah, hope you have a great day... and a great week.
Hope you had a good Tuesday. Tomorrow is Thursday which means we’re one day closer to the weekend and then it’s party time. So make the most of these last days of the work week. Okay bye!
Megan...every day seeing your smile is a good day!
Thanks for posting this because sometimes I forget what day it is and its good to remember what day it is so that I'll remember what day it is. You turn me into a telescope with these updates. Touch my camera through the fence
I turned into a telescope
These dudes got that "Good Morning Julia" cool guy vibe
We haven’t had a top tier episode like this in a while, fuck yeah
625 is great
Tru Dat, I haven't really been feeling it recently, but this episode is old school
Them guys are doing good! Fuck!
yeah the toks were very interesting this EP
What!? Every episode wince they got this new studio has been fire, daddy.
"It's not cuz you're fucking suwoo." That's it, that's the best quote from Tommy Bunz for the rest of the decade.
But it was because enny is black, they totally asked him that question because he is black and probably suwuu
Christina saying Game of Thrones is "predictable" is the most hilarious shit because Game of Thrones is constantly praised for being unpredictable since they often kill off main characters unexpectedly
It was fairly predictable to the point where there was the source material. After that it was just kinda lame.
Yes it was predictable ,like you said they often kill off the main characters unexpectedly, but they often did it, so it was very predictable that around each big event there would be some kind of twist or shift like that, so it was predictably unpredictable if ya get me
@@Bingo.BaJingo Like how a soap opera that has been on the air for thirty years is. You know it won't be long before a major twist.
@@WinkLinkletter for real, I used to watch Home and Away from Australia growing up, the amount of dramas shootings kidnappings natural disasters and shit like that for a little 500 person beach town was fuckin wild
We have been spoiled, loving these throwbacks to when they faced each other and the only guests they needed were each other and the set was just a room in the house, feels like coming home for thanksgiving lol
The fact they called Bobby Lee makes this episode.
Nosotros papaya to you my friend
whaaat timestamp pls!!!
@@sebastianuchtdorf 39:50
The fact that he actually picked up is incredible
Bobby Ree*, mind you.
If Bobby Lee isn't on the next season of Squid Games, we riot.
Hes an emotionally unstable man idk if that would be a good idea, he gets offended way to easily
Next squid game will probably be trash tier and won’t live up to the overhyped expectations
@@BikerDaddy22RideorDie it’s a fuckin show he does lots of other shows how would this be different shits not real bro
Toms laugh brings such joy to my heart 😂
I like how 2 bears end with an "I love you" but this never does 🤣🤣🤣
I think the only way Christina will caress Tommy's scrum is when she turns into XTina again. Once she is in character she can finally let go of her stupid doodoo fear.
she could also just wear a mask while doing it
@@stefanadolfspies Then it's almost like you're not doing it at all.
@@Hjaelteomslag exactly people who wear masks don’t fuck.
@@Hjaelteomslag sounds like a plan!
@@stefanadolfspies nah the disgust would be the best part.
I’m tired of Christine mooching off of toms success without even contributing to his happiness as a man. She’s real quick to use his money/ get excited about his big tours because she knows it’s a big pay day for her, but she’s real slow to eat the mans scrum? Be safe Tom, I’m seeing red flags.
Well ya honoa' she wore the jeans in that family for years while Tim was still trying to touch them through the fence. Plus they already passed the wood anniversary years ago. So as facecrook says its complicated
It's not anyone's business buddy.
You know Tom questions how he's managed to not strangle Christina for so many years, happy anniversary!
Nidave laughing in the background is what completes this podcast
I feel myself smiling watching this episode a lot. I feel the jeans love.
In my culture when a couple has been together for 13 years is called the "chocolate weddings", and the wife eats the husbands scrum
had me in the first half lol
Whenever Tom talks about his psycho stories, you can see Tina pants just flood.
1:01:46
It's the Hun gene she wants a conqueror
Wetter than an otters pocket
They should bottle those drippings and sell them on the merch store
I have to remember that line that’s hysterical 😂😂😂
if anybody needs to throw up, Steven Seagal did a few blues concerts. and they were put on the video scope.
Oh god there so horrifying
Lol ol Steven black belt big balls Segall.
This episode is great example of why I tune in every week.
Christina so fuckin real/herself, I’ve developed an attachment at this point. It’s a problem.
She sexy af
You wanna give her the gravy?
Ever since Tom got that glove on his hand the murder rate in texas has doubled.
Good morning Chomos and Chomettes
So glad to hear tom talks to himself. Ive always done that and get so much shit for it!
Happy anniversary daddy and mommy lalagone.
Tom you're a lucky man! Women who enjoy the best in life are hard to come by these days. Congratulations to you both and a happy anniversary! Love you both and cheers to the best you two share together!
A great book is The Geography of Thought that explains how language is formed from how people live in different geographical locations. The author also wrote a different book called The Geography of Emotion.
When you're on stage, do you tell a joke and wonder, " I hope Brad Pitt likes this one."?
The orange contrasted with the black shows that Tom really knows how to pick out his gloves, he truly is the one glove guy
Listening to Christina talk about European parents is so spot on.
He is living his best life in the back.
Happy anniversary Mommies! Love seeing you guys succeed together!
I read your last name as scrum🤣
@@davidledesma1331 as you should
Congratulations on your anniversary. I know every time Christina comes in to podcast, you start getting kind if sweaty, and you just love the way she smells. She smells like 26 years isn't impossible, she really does.
What the fuck are you talking about man?
Finally a episode where Tom actually shows love to his wife 😂
I love how Tom is super surprised that people don't go mud diving. It's a petty gross thing to do lol
This is one of my favorite episodes this year, holy shit
The unc shine segment is worth the ticket purchase for the live. I can’t wait.
absolutely. cant fucking wait.
Hope everyone has a good day and stays safe through the fence and happy birthday to anyone who has a birthday and it’s November so it’s getting cold so make sure to wear a jacket and a glove
....doing yr thing and stuff like that
When I refreshed, and saw this video up. I turned into a telescope! And finished in four strokes. Because I needed that YMH on my face right now, right now, right now, right now!
I will never get enough of the laughter coming from the booth.
"She's the weird one, she was checked out" -the girl who threatened to kill someone over seating in class
I like that the Water Champ is really sticking to the one glove ensemble. Lol
Fuck, I just threw my back out carrying this podcast
So amazing that you’re celebrating your anniversary and finding out Tom is Christina’s first boyfriend. She was previously in lesbian relationships
Besides theo vonn and that whole fiasco
I wonder how many times Christina has said "Well listen here me-annn" during the length of the podcasts history.
This episode was great. Them both admitting to illegal threats was my favorite
I really love these vintage mommy stories
I now prefer this set/studio setup and hope it now never changes
I swear to god, Tim and Christine are getting funnier every episode.
Agreed. I died laughing about 4 times already and im only halfway done 🤣
Is it selfish to ask for 2 episodes a week? Wednesday takes to long most of the time
Todd is totally Al Bundy, "I once scored 4 TDs for Polk High"
Four touchdowns in a single game
You rang?
Wow hearing you guys talk about Anne Heche is wild after her passing lol
Was thinking the same thing
54:18 Luigi hits the ground face first then the cart lands on him. That had to hurt , but it definitely made me laugh.
When tom looks at me through the camera I feel my fight or flight response perk up
Garths gonna get the gravy if he doesnt take tim seriously
Not sanitary
Where's the petition to keep the studio exactly how it is?
Nadav gotta be tired of laughing that hard for no reason lol
Man, I love these episodes, reminds me of the old days 🤩
Imagine the chaos of having bad friends on the ymh live show
Christine when she reminisces about her gender-non-conforming ex-boyfriends: "It was the 90s guuuyyys, it was sooo much fun!"
Christine when she sees a non-binary person on TikTok: "Wtf is wrong with young people nowadays???"
Happy annive… One Glove Tom is a fantastic look. I’m perplexed at his gloveular journey.
I’m more interested in myself and I will always be there for Tom if he needs me
Tom: *a gaze translates*
Me: *It's just like the gaze*
I think a majority of guys agree with Tom on not really caring too much about those specifics with women. We all have our type sure, but most aren't that picky
Only the losers w no standards
Tom should've just denied he ever wore a glove. That would've been hilarious
Am I losing my mind or are the ads in this episode unbearably numerous?
Another perfect morning at work, thanks jeans
Tim's office-esque eye contact with the camera is always gold
One of the hardest I’ve ever heard Nadav laugh was when Bobby was on the phone
The Glove Comedian slippin’ up, goes pee 30mins into the podcast and doesn’t put the glove back on for the rest of the episode!
That’s because I pissed on his hand, he went to clean it up and punished me
Hard to hold it in as the water champ
@@xEvilxPwNeR don't think I don't see you Tom
@@tym5483 You wish it was Tom
@@xEvilxPwNeR correct
I’m here for the shitty signs behind them and every other YMH podcast
That massive background laughter sends shivers down my spine, much like Tigerbelly's George's. Halloween ghost house style.
i’ve been drunk many times at comedy shows and i’m so glad i’m the guy who giggles his ass off and enjoys myself and not the guy who shouts or talks to the comic lmao
Christine has the power to beat any illness or injury and she chooses to talk shit on a podcast with her Tim. Wonderful