So far, for very low budget videos, these have been pretty good. I would like to see more of a panel type review, but the relatively individual assessments are reasonably entertaining.
Longer videos have made this channel more digestible and i love highlighting the staff doing the taste tests! So much fun to see humans doing fun things!
When you said you should have brought a drink, my first thought was “isn’t there still supposed to be an unlimited supply of Baja blast at the office?”
Heinz Salad Cream from the U.K. is available at Cost Plus. It's a sort of compromise between mayo and Miracle Whip. I'm no fan of Miracle Whip but the salad cream is a nice change of pace.
Love watching y’all and getting in scoop and options from y’all… on the fyi side… unfortunately I totally understand the no salt added ketchup… my husband was recently diagnosed with heart failure and heart failure patients can only have like 2ooo.oo mg of sodium a day… which until now I never new how impossible that is and how much it effects everything…. Even making baked fries he could have a table spoon of regular ketchup… so no salt added is totally a dietary issue… nobody wants no salt cuz then it’s not food at its best… but to stay alive is necessary… and then a salt substitute… it’s a struggle….😮
I can’t believe she’s just raw-dogging little spoonfuls of condiments. Couldn’t dip with French fries? Not even crackers? The thought of eating a lonely spoonful of cocktail sauce, even a small one, makes me feel like gagging. Sporked team truly commits to their task.
I love the longer videos but kinda miss the sporked backdrop you had in earlier videos. Also you missed out on the chipotle ketchup and habanero ketchup!
I used to live in France, and I honestly prefer “Grey Poupon” to genuine French mustards of the same type. It made me sad. I adore grainy mustards. For a smooth French mustard, the French’s Company makes Grey Poupon, and it is best. It just is. Traditional French mustards of the same type are not made with wine. Their vinegar may not be based upon wine. Grey Poupon has white wine in it, and you can taste the difference.
Ariana's cord management makes me nervous when she was getting you a drink! Someone tape those extension cords down. Also, keep making these videos, love it!
Did I realized how many sauces Heinz 57 makes? Uh.....I mean the 57 is meant to be the number of products they make. And they don't make MUCH outside of sauces....
Ya'll triggered me when I watched this 😂 the sugar free ketchup isn't like that, all watery. You needed to shake the bottle! 😢 I don't know why I care so much 😂😂 but I think it's an excellent replacement and your representation of it wasn't how it should be.
I tried the sugar free ketchup once and I couldn't stand it, it was sooo sour. I think I'm too accustomed to the sweetness in ketchup to go without. Now I just get simply Heinz so it's at least cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. 🤷
FOR THE RECORD Heinz ketchup is NOT the best ketchup. Every version of Whataburger ketchup is better. In order: 1. Whataburger Spicy Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger 2. Whataburger Fancy Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger 3. Whataburger Spicy Type 2 Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger (discontinued) 4. Whataburger Spicy Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?) 5. Whataburger Fancy Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?) 6. Whataburger Spicy Cholula Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?) 7. Heinz Ketchup 8. Whataburger's mysterious slightly cinnamony holiday ketchup that they steadfastly deny the existence of (discontinued. They only ever had it a handful of times during Christmas.) I have NO IDEA why the Whataburger ketchup in the little restaurant packets is SO MUCH better than the bottled ketchup, but it ABSOLUTELY is. And not just slightly. It's a HUGE difference. But EVERY Whataburger ketchup is MARKEDLY better than Heinz. Heinz is great, but Whataburger's ketchup is laced with drugs or something.
@@sporked For the bottled versions I could maybe understand that as a matter of preference, but the little Whataburger restaurant packets vs any Heinz and it's not even slightly a competition.
18:52 Lenny Kravitz STOLE the Grammy form Jeff Buckley, and for the worst song he had ever made. Mamma Said is a singular work, but Fly Away sounds like he was lazy, drunk, and bored. I hate that song; I am still furious about Jeff Buckley getting screwed from the grave, and Lisa Bonet is struggling… what is happening? She had Aquaman, but now they are apart. Lenny left a big hole, and he stole Jeff Buckley’s Grammy.
Your assessment of heinz chili sauce is grossly inappropriate as you are judging it by inappropriate metrics and not taking any consideration of the history of the what and why of Heinz chili sauce. It is not going to taste like Asian chili sauces because it is not Asian. It has a history that is different and precedes the popularization of Asian style chili sauces and their ubiquity in grocery stores. Foods have history and culture, even the US, and that history and culture matters.
full length sporked videos have made my days so much better
Yay!
TOTALLY
Saaame
Same
as a sound engineer - Hey GMM bosses, get this amazing group of creatives some rode wireless mics!! they deserve it!!
I dig the unedited Sporked content, ya'll. Easily becoming some of my favorite Mythical crew members, and I've been watching a long time.
So far, for very low budget videos, these have been pretty good. I would like to see more of a panel type review, but the relatively individual assessments are reasonably entertaining.
Gotta ketchup on these videos
😃
I relish this comment
LMAYO
😂
Watching while recovering from Kranch.
“Big giant stupid shrimp” 😂 after coughing up a lung from that cocktail sauce
She likes cocktail sauce so much she inhaled it. lol Glad she is okay so she doesn't have to know how the stupid shrimp feel.
The Sporked Babes should be a daily thing. We should enjoy and witness their work.🥰
"No, my desk is most certainly NOT messy!! It's RESEARCH!! FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLES" xoxox
There's no such thing as a messy desk in the Sporked office
Love the Sporked content!
That rolly chair fridge search behind you! 😆
Why stand when you could sit?
i like the reels, i love the full length videos
you shoulda dipped with fries
Why?
@@sporkedBecause condiments are gross. And plain condiments are grosser. Cheers for sticking it out.
Longer videos have made this channel more digestible and i love highlighting the staff doing the taste tests! So much fun to see humans doing fun things!
At Mythical, can you get workman's comp, if a cocktail sauce kills you? 🤣🤣
You not shaking the ketchups before you opened them was giving me anxiety. Lol
I too stop what I'm doing at the mention of "very cool party food". Foodies unite! I now need to try Kranch. This was A+
homegirl is free ballin' condiments 😳
Cmon Mythical Entertainment, give the Sporked crew an actual filming set for these taste tests!
When you said you should have brought a drink, my first thought was “isn’t there still supposed to be an unlimited supply of Baja blast at the office?”
We wish.
Heinz Salad Cream from the U.K. is available at Cost Plus. It's a sort of compromise between mayo and Miracle Whip. I'm no fan of Miracle Whip but the salad cream is a nice change of pace.
Every now and then I would check this channel out but was turned off because of the short videos. But not anymore! 👍🏼
Love watching y’all and getting in scoop and options from y’all… on the fyi side… unfortunately I totally understand the no salt added ketchup… my husband was recently diagnosed with heart failure and heart failure patients can only have like 2ooo.oo mg of sodium a day… which until now I never new how impossible that is and how much it effects everything…. Even making baked fries he could have a table spoon of regular ketchup… so no salt added is totally a dietary issue… nobody wants no salt cuz then it’s not food at its best… but to stay alive is necessary… and then a salt substitute… it’s a struggle….😮
I sometimes use that chili sauce as a base for my homemade cocktail sauce or meatball sauce base
As someone from buffalo, buffaranch is sacrilegious. We dip in blue cheese not ranch lol
Why not both?! Both are so good!!!
That Pickle Ketchup… I missed your first review, and I’m INTRIGUED. I don’t love ketchup, but I DO love pickles.
It would be fun to see the team's thoughts on the fun snack + wine pairings from Wine Enthusiast!
I can’t believe she’s just raw-dogging little spoonfuls of condiments. Couldn’t dip with French fries? Not even crackers? The thought of eating a lonely spoonful of cocktail sauce, even a small one, makes me feel like gagging. Sporked team truly commits to their task.
Oh my god the ketchup water one 🤮
We want maximum purity of flavor!!!!!!!!!
@@sporked I totally respect that. This is why you guys are the best. Doing the hard work in the field.
I love the longer videos but kinda miss the sporked backdrop you had in earlier videos. Also you missed out on the chipotle ketchup and habanero ketchup!
We have reviewed these before and we LOVE them!
Ope, Heinz time.
#heinztime
Glad yall started making tasting videos. Ahhh life is good.
Love the long form videos!
heinz beef gravy is the best thing I've ever had, could literally eat it like a soup and straight out of the jar
I enjoy 2 catsups: Trader Joe’s Black Truffle, and any curry. I have a bottle in my fridge, and the language is all German.
Omg I love these longer videos so I can watch while I Google where I can buy this stuff
I wonder if Kranch is similar tasting to Chick-Fil-A sauce. Chick-Fil-A sauce has totally replaced ketchup for me when I eat fries. Yum.
You not shaking the bottles is upsetting to me lol
I use Heinz chili sauce to make a cocktail sauce
Surprised y’all didn’t easily find the bottled honey mustard for this! It’s one of my favorites
Same. Love this channel
Oh man! You don't have the Habanero Ketchup? It is soooooo good! I'm going to have to try the pickle ketchup now.
Have you all tried the Portland Ketchup though? It’s truly the best. ❤
commenting for the algorithm, want to see more of these!
it's not that it has artificial sweetner normally, it's that it doesn't use hfcs
I used to live in France, and I honestly prefer “Grey Poupon” to genuine French mustards of the same type. It made me sad. I adore grainy mustards. For a smooth French mustard, the French’s Company makes Grey Poupon, and it is best. It just is. Traditional French mustards of the same type are not made with wine. Their vinegar may not be based upon wine. Grey Poupon has white wine in it, and you can taste the difference.
I find that Herbes de Provence can be so different. Some contain lavender; some contain tarragon. The flavor can be radically different…
It is so funny, watching Stevie try not to pay attention!
That's not Stevie! That's Ariana from Sporked!
The Pittsburgh in me is smiling XD
Ketchup with Pickle is so smarttt
Anyone else notice the Alligator in the background? Just this Louisiana native?
No sugar added is literally my favorite ketchup - the combo of not liking it or bubble gum tells me our pallets are completely different 😂
I normally love spicy mustard but I hated the Heinz version!
I haven't been able to find the dill pickle ketchup. I want to try it so bad!!!
The pickle ketchup is SO good
I haven’t found it yet either
You only buy no salt ketchup if you can't have salt for medical reasons.
We agree
Ariana's cord management makes me nervous when she was getting you a drink! Someone tape those extension cords down. Also, keep making these videos, love it!
Ariana is very stealthy. Don't worry!!!
Chili sauce on meatloaf ❤
Surprising lack of honey mustard in this video
I converted from Heinz ketchup to French's ketchup. Do they sell it in the States? 😊
Super interesting, but someone give Sporked the better production value it deserves! The ambient sound is so distracting.
Did I realized how many sauces Heinz 57 makes?
Uh.....I mean the 57 is meant to be the number of products they make. And they don't make MUCH outside of sauces....
Buffaranch has nothing on Ranchalo
It’s not fair that the US has better and more flavours of things than Canada
Ya'll triggered me when I watched this 😂 the sugar free ketchup isn't like that, all watery. You needed to shake the bottle! 😢 I don't know why I care so much 😂😂 but I think it's an excellent replacement and your representation of it wasn't how it should be.
I tried the sugar free ketchup once and I couldn't stand it, it was sooo sour. I think I'm too accustomed to the sweetness in ketchup to go without. Now I just get simply Heinz so it's at least cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. 🤷
That's a LOT of condiments! Your palate has to be wrecked after that 🤣
Justine has been on bed rest ever since
I grew up on ketchup sandwiches, too... and ketchup and rice lol.
Love the content, gagged a bit at the poor gal eating sauces right off a spoon
In a world full of ordinary, be the ketchup that adds flavor to everything 🫶🏼✨
Better Than Bouillon gravy is best, for store bought.
i love this one
The relish may be less watery if you shake it.
It doesn't say anywhere that it needs to be shaken and the other relish brands we've tried did not need shaking!
I have the biggest crush on Gwened 😊❤
21:07 Why not just mix mayo and Sriracha? Why buy another thing?
Because this actually tastes better than mixing mayo and sriracha together.
I LOVE the Heinz hot sauce 😍
I really like these full-length videos, but I do find it hard to understand what you're saying a lot because of the sound.
I'm two minutes in, and I just want to know who in the background has an Unus Annus shirt on!
Get Sporked a proper studio and work space.
* eats a spoonfull of vinegar * OoOoh its too tart
I notice a lot of older people like chili sauce
Ranchalo is superior😂
Obviously... Heinz is the ONLY ketchup, just like Hidden Valley is the ONLY Ranch
Okay we HALF agree with this
No palate cleansing puts yer opinions in peril.
No, no. Her palate is self-cleaning.
@@sporked Oh, she got the auto cleanse option? lol.
@@JustanOlGuy Yes. We paid extra for that setting!!!
@@sporked A good purchase, to be sure.
Heinz has more sauces than that
Name them all
Dissing Heinz 57. I quit watching at that moment. It’s obvious we don’t have the same tastes.
She didn't diss it though
FOR THE RECORD Heinz ketchup is NOT the best ketchup. Every version of Whataburger ketchup is better.
In order:
1. Whataburger Spicy Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger
2. Whataburger Fancy Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger
3. Whataburger Spicy Type 2 Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger (discontinued)
4. Whataburger Spicy Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?)
5. Whataburger Fancy Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?)
6. Whataburger Spicy Cholula Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?)
7. Heinz Ketchup
8. Whataburger's mysterious slightly cinnamony holiday ketchup that they steadfastly deny the existence of (discontinued. They only ever had it a handful of times during Christmas.)
I have NO IDEA why the Whataburger ketchup in the little restaurant packets is SO MUCH better than the bottled ketchup, but it ABSOLUTELY is.
And not just slightly. It's a HUGE difference.
But EVERY Whataburger ketchup is MARKEDLY better than Heinz.
Heinz is great, but Whataburger's ketchup is laced with drugs or something.
We really like the Whataburger ketchup...but not more than Heinz.
@@sporked For the bottled versions I could maybe understand that as a matter of preference, but the little Whataburger restaurant packets vs any Heinz and it's not even slightly a competition.
Yes please keep the full length videos coming, i hate watching shorts in general, bad for your brain and attention span
Umm…yes they have a lot of flavors. At least 57 varities 🙄.
Stevie is goddess.💋 6:51All women present are goddess level cool.🍾🍾🍾🥂🔥🔥🔥💐
Similar hair, but it’s Ariana, not Stevie. Agree with the rest of your comment, though.
18:52 Lenny Kravitz STOLE the Grammy form Jeff Buckley, and for the worst song he had ever made. Mamma Said is a singular work, but Fly Away sounds like he was lazy, drunk, and bored. I hate that song; I am still furious about Jeff Buckley getting screwed from the grave, and Lisa Bonet is struggling… what is happening? She had Aquaman, but now they are apart. Lenny left a big hole, and he stole Jeff Buckley’s Grammy.
Your assessment of heinz chili sauce is grossly inappropriate as you are judging it by inappropriate metrics and not taking any consideration of the history of the what and why of Heinz chili sauce. It is not going to taste like Asian chili sauces because it is not Asian. It has a history that is different and precedes the popularization of Asian style chili sauces and their ubiquity in grocery stores. Foods have history and culture, even the US, and that history and culture matters.