Hippo Learns Lesson From Rhinos
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 มิ.ย. 2019
- Watch as two of Africa’s biggest and heaviest animals go head to head in a very rarely seen sighting. The hippo is trying his luck with the rhinos, but the rhinos have none of it.
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Mike Kirkman, Head Ranger at Mala Mala Game Reserve, took this amazing footage near the Airstrip in the Mala Mala Game Reserve. In his own words, Mike tells of this rare and interesting, albeit a bit confusing, sighting:
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“At the time it was still a very dry season in the reserve and the animals were battling with what little grass there was available. The area around the airstrip was pretty barren and I think the hippo was more curious and lonely because at the time many of the hippo had already left this area due to the drought.
In my opinion, everyone was more confused than anything else at this sighting. It’s not normal to see an interaction like this between any animal - never mind the 2nd and 3rd largest species! As always, when nature throws a curveball like this, as a guide - it is very difficult to explain.
About half of the rangers in the camp were returning from a drive and saw the animals on the way back to camp, but because of the strict rules around disclosing the locations of rhino sighting, we didn’t even announce it on the radio at all. Yet another unfortunate side effect of the rhino crisis and so in this case, many of our guests and fellow rangers were unable to witness this spectacular yet unusual interaction.
We do not normally view rhino at night, but with them being on the main route in and out of the camp it was impossible to avoid however, after a while they were left to themselves. I’m not sure what the final outcome of the interaction would have been but we never saw any injured animals afterwards so I can only assume that it ended peacefully. As you can see in the video, it is not an overly aggressive meeting, but more of confused one.
As I mentioned, I don’t think it had anything to do with food/resource disputes as we were far from the river and there was no grass on the runway to fight over - I think this hippo may have simply been lonely and bored or simply curious.
When we asked Mike how rare this sighting was for him, he responded: “I have never seen anything like this before or since.”
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Hippo: *opens jaws to look scary*
Rhino, with shitty eyesight: "wtf is that"
I was thinking the same thing 😂
😂
funniest shit i've read all day
660th like
Lmaooo bruh tell me why I was thinkn the exact same thing when that happened😂 Hippo was like “Rawr”
Rhino was like “ok”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm the most dangerous animal in the African waters!"
"This ain't the waters, fool"
Oh shit😂
Hippo: "Ok... But at least in the water i-"
Giant oreo dolphin: "sup, bichisss"
Hippo: ".... "
@@hasanmuttaqin464 I don’t think they go into the water hippos are in
@@weirdhungidas8998 me neither
@@weirdhungidas8998 Would be weird if they did though...
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I like how the hippo opens its mouth right next to the rhino's horn to intimidate the rhino and the rhino is like, "okay, cool bro"
Honestly, the rhino was probably trying to figure out what it was looking at. They have REALLY terrible eyesight
@@NeoCreo1lmaoo 😆👍
Then the horn goes in the mouth and the Hippos like ok nvm.
Hipo use rhino tusk like a toothpick 😭
@@bigheadrhinoFor real for real, if that horn went in the hippo's mouth the hippo would not like it at all.
you cannot fully comprehend the might of these two animals until you are close to them and the ground shakes when they run. Both majestic and frightening.
That's no big deal. I also have a friend who can shake the floor when he runs.
@@gauthamsankars8844 same, my ex girlfriend did that frequently
Well, if it's not "ground" but "floor," you might want to check the durability of your house, if some human runs on your floor and shakes it.
@@christopherchronos9125 im pretty sure they were joking
That's your mom vs your cousin's mom
Rhino 1: What's wrong?
Rhino 2: Idk man, that rock's hissing at me
AHAHA HAHA😂😂😂
It's a better joke when you don't explain the joke
Kalo kalo hahahaha
@allah fag-GOAT🐐 i see what you did there
🎤💪🎶👍
Hippo: opens his mouth to look big and scary
Rhino: **is not impressed**
Hippo: [opens mouth to show teeth]
Rhino: bich do you see this samurai sword on my face?
Oooo Steppenwolf
"Jokes on you I can't see crap!"
Inserts horn into mouth.
Rhino's are blind asf he probably barely even noticed😂
1:49 I like how it shows the hippo chasing one of the rhinos and then cut to that same hippo running for dear life
The hippo is really trying to assert dominance at first while the rhino just looking at him 😂
Trying to
Hippo: **start running**
Rhinos: *why are you running, WHy ARE YOU RUNNING?!*
lol
LMAO
DUDE
Yes🤣🤣🏃♂️💨
Lols
Rhino: "You're a bully, dude."
Hippo: "What's your point?"
Rhino: "I'll show you the point."
hahahahahah good one
lmao!
@@HesusChristTheRealOne really??? No way 😲
Nice nice.
Every point especially the tip
Rhinos with poor eyesight : damn whats wrong with that rhino ?
Eyesight bad. Sense of smell: excellent. "Oh man, I smell hippo. Damn, hippo _stinks!"_
This is why i love youtube.
Such adventurous humans can share some of the most unique interactions of themselves and the animals and their surroundings.
So majestic, thank you
Yes TH-cam is far better than Instagram or Twitter. That's for sure. Lots of incredible and beautiful videos on this platform.
“Fear me, for I am the mammal that has killed the most humans.”
“You’re literally the only one that attacks them.”
Dust lmfao
“Fight me bitch!”
*insert dope fighting song*
Lmao
Gaaaay...
"I throw hands with crocs as past-time!"
"Bitch I'm the unicorn!"
😂😂😂
Unicorn on all kinds of steroids
@@muhammadaadilali5638 gone wrong
Elephant- Don't fight my children
@@asterarthur7335 Elephants would stomp crocs flat and hang their corpses on tree branches for brushing against their kids in the pond 😂
1:10 Rhino looking at him like “Is this guy for real?”
1:34 when the hippo runs off with that sassy head toss 😅
Rhino: Charges
Hippo: "Dude! It was a prank, it was a prank..."
John Wagner
Lmao!!! So true. :-D
"the camera's right there"
See the camera see the camera?! It was a prank dude chill
Rhino: YOU CALL LICKING MY ASS A PRANK?
Hippo: NO HOMO!
Rhino: "NAH ION PLAY LIKE THAT!!" 😭
Rhino : "nobody can smell my ass, then live to tell a tale about it"
He tried to return the favor but the horn got in the way.
@@krane15 amazing comment
Let’s not forget he licked his ass too... I think that’s what pissed off the rhino.
hilarious
😂
the way the rhino shoved his horn into that big аss mouth looked like the perfect mma matchup .
Its so nice to see them having mutual respect for each other as they know that 1 move by either could be brutal
I sont think the hippo could do much, it's a bully, it can't hold its own against a peer animal.
Hippo ain't doing shit against rhino except eat its ass.
Watching a giant killing machine run like a guinea pig is definitely what I need
Lol. 😂
😭🤣😂 yup that's what I'm saying
Guinea pigs have always kinda reminded me of mini hippos, especially the hairless ones
They are essentially the pigs of the sea
Yeah, fuck hippos
All things considered, that was a very patient rhinoceros.
Rhino don't normally go around looking for trouble like Hippo do.
@@LordProteus they are aggressive though so don't try sizing them up, I think this rhino was confused af why the hippo was there
@Errl Lewis what's the third
@@J8den yor momma
@@JR-ze9yu no u
1:06 Rhino: Close your fuckin mouth, l dare you!
Hippo: 👁👅👁
Rhino: bro, u ok?
Hippo opened his mouth and rhino put his horn in there like "go ahead, close it, bite me" 🤣👏
To be frank I think that act would seriously injure both of them and there wouldnt be a clear winner there
@@keerthichandra376 You're right. But, the hippo is, clearly the one that'd probably die first. The Rhino might survive.
@@keerthichandra376 i think that would be quite disadvantaged for the hippo as it probably couldnt apply enought pressure
@@keerthichandra376 I don’t think the hippo would be able to get a good chomp in based on the angle of the rhino having his head down with his massive horn sticking perfectly into where the hippos jaws are open at , the hippo just doesn’t have a good angle and if he did decide to chomp the rhinos horn would pierce through him with the combined pressure of the bite and the strength of the rhino stabbing into the hippos jaws
@@GODSAKE559 it can and does wide mouth hippos fight rhinos
Elephant: Aw thats cute, 2nd and 3rd place are fighting again.
@TheDrewSaga well then you’d be right as rain
If were talking what is most likely to kill you if you had a one on one with it, I’d put a hippo above the other two I think
@@tyttonelkins6242 why?
@@Joel-Rubearsdad because statistically, they kill far more humans than the other two combined
@@Giganticonion technically both rhinos and hippos are dangerous. But Rhinos are dangerous if you provoke them. Rhinos if angry would puncture your back, or run over you, and crush you to death with their weight. In the end, this would be all your own fault for pissing it off. But hippos are a different beast, hippos are territorial, aggressive, run 20 miles an hour on land and water, and have a 1,800 psi bite force able to chomp you in half. Hippos are very dangerous.
Both are big but their behavior is adorable lol
fuq you mean adorable ? at first they were just chilling but then the rhino almost stuck his horn up the hippos ass
1:56 😂🤣 The way the Hippo runs for it's life is hilarious. Look at those lil Legs😅
Hippo: _opens jaw_
Rhino: “Is that supposed to impress me?”
Look at my teeth!
No! What the hells the matter with you?
There's a part of the video where it looks like the hippo is licking the rhino's horn lmao
Rhino (poor eyesight): _"Bro yo' mouf STANK!"_
@@mashmeloazul true
Lol 😂
Hippo: *opens mouth wide*
Rhino: *puts horn in mouth* "you feeling lucky, punk? go ahead, bite down, see what happens"
I got anxiety
The rhino could have lifted his head anytime and impaled the hippo
I thought the same thing 😂
It like rhino is design to counter hippo
Lmao. Good one.
@@user-nq1tw7ke7t ye hippo is OP it needed a counter
Actually amazing that these two extremely massive animals live in the same place (along with the elephant)
Everything is bigger in Africa 😁
The hippo is the funny friend and the rhino is the quiet and serious friend
Hippo: *opens it's mouth wide to scare off the rhino*
Rhino: "That won't stop me because I can't see"
They do have very bad vision so yeah
But how the rhino see the hippo ass and push hippo ass with his horn?
@@dabmaste he can smell maybe
Except opening hippo mouth released hippo halitosis and that in itself is deadly
😂😂😂
*Hippo: Smell my breath*
*Rhino: Get lost or I'll pop you like a balloon.*
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hippo:Aaaa
Rhino runs and pokes his butt
Rhino: "don't push me this horn is really dangerous"
Fuck you
The way the rhinos run is amazing
They can gallop...as in have all its body off the ground while running. Yup gallop. Over 2 tons....makes sense.
Seeing 2 giants with stubby legs running at the same time cracked me up
"Heeeere comes the prostate exam!!"
- Dr. Rhino, urologist.
Hahaha
This is why African healthcare sucks. They can't even get a proctologist to make the prostate exam.
Womble can finally relate to someone
That rhino looked more like a proctologist.
🤣💀
Hippo: I kill more people a year than lions an crocodiles combined!
Rhino: I'm you, but wearing 5cm of kevlar and a knife for a face.
Damn right
😂😂😂
rhino skin is like a brick or rock i havr touch it in the wild and i almost die yeah i really want to touch rhino skin and i touch hippo to and its kinda soft and i almost nearly died again but i sprint really fast and im lucky that the hippo stop
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@eniralphp.jardinjr.1310 huh?
I like how the Rhino put his head in its mouth like "do it. I dare you. See what happens."
Always nice to see a hippo get humbled
Hippo: "One beer and I go home."
4 hours later:
Go get some ass
@@huytrangia2434 ikr this nigga is wack
@@iceychill2125 the hippo ?
@@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl nah the person who commented this.
@@iceychill2125 y'all mad?
I like how the Rhinos are not scared they're just weirded out 😅
Right? Like "What the heck is this blob?!"
@@Gwenny0612 "Must be my deformed Rhino cousin or somethin"
"I cant see whit, what is that big bluury thing?!"
If I was thousands of pounds and had skin that was as rough as rock and a giant horn to fuck things up I dont think I would be scared either
@@ExplorewithSetro You've never seen a rhino fight an elephant.
Rhino: I have poor eyesight, cant hit my target accutately
Man with the Flashlight: gotchu fam!
Rhino: Im bout to learn you today.
I love how a hippos way of running is basically power walking
Basics 😆😂 lol
They can run 30km per hour w twice as fast as humans
Power waddling.
@@dumdum6178 30mph* a lot of humans can run 30kmh
@plainwater6596 Yup
Hippo: “come on legs move faster.”
Made my day!🤣😂
🤣🤣
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Lolol
That was the most chillest rhino I’ve ever seen. That hippo should’ve left him alone! 😂
Hippo:I'm the 2nd biggest animal here!
Rhino 🦏:You were
I can almost imagine the Hippo going "F*** you, fight me" and the Rhino responding with "Dude, are you high?"
GentlemanBystander lmao actually yes
Aren't all hippos like "Fuck you! Fight me!"
420 likes B)
It's to real
Should be “dude are you drunk” I’m a stoner and the higher you get the more you don’t want to fight lmao
He's like "DUDE, I just need to use your horn as a toothpick!"
Yes I saw that. It was trying to scratch his itch
Lol
Or he raping rino idk.
@@chastityklein3571 this is cursed
1:08 you’re not wrong...
We were talking in school about hippos being the top dogs in the animal kingdom along with lions but seeing that one running away like that has certainly changed my mind lol
Lions aint even top 3. And thats only counting Africa. If it were the world they'd be below 10.
Watching a hippo run has got to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Not if it's running towards you though.
Or running off with your wallet
@@dhalsim-1 hahahaha belter
You haven't seen my wife Big Bertha run.
Funny indeed
the fact a HIPPO looks almost small compared to that Rhino gives you an idea of how massive those dinosaur wannabe living javelins are
"dinosaur wannabe"
lolwut
@@ASR-Ansori it’s like a dinosaur but isn’t so it wants to be because dinosaurs were badass
@@rbmedia8798 I mean... I guess? xD
Javelin? More like Ballista!
@@scintillam_dei wrong. So very wrong is actually brain damaging. Ever heard of carbon dating and fossils?
Hippo was using Rhino as a toothpick 😂
hippos are like Vans yet Rhinos are like armored trucks
Hippo: *opens mouth thinking he’s another hippo*
Rhino: “can you not see the difference?”
😂😂😂😂
And he’s basically blind 💀😂
丹丹尺Sモれ丹ㄥ yeah but Rhinos are blind
Well probably Hippos are to
They have a peanut sized brains.
2:08- Hippo: Whoa dude chill! It's just a prank bro! See the cameras over there!"
Underrated
Hahaha
High quality comment right here😂
Yoooooo XD
😂😂
Animals showing warning or signs of aggression;
Lion: ROARS!
Gorilla: Chest-pounding!
Hippo: 😲😲
Strange how a rhino looks like a walking tank, but is generally a docile animal, while the hippo looks like he needs a hug, but is a stone cold killer. Nature is ironic like that.
Rhino: “Thats it! Run fat boy!”
Hippo: “Your fatter!”
Rhino: “As I told the hyena.. ITS MUSCLE!!!”
Rhino: "That's it! Run fat boy!"
Hippo: "Your fatter!"
Rhino: "*You're."
Perfect😂
It’s funny because the Rhino actually looks more muscular than fatty actually! 😂
No animal is fat,they are not humand
@@kkay5215 I guess the walrus is buff too.
Elephant arrives: Children please, dont fight.
Rhino after beating the shit out of it : Repeat yourself please
@@prehistoriccreature1800 that's not how it works, the elephant wins... every time. ~6 ft vs ~10.5 ft, 5,000 pounds vs. 13,000 pounds, and not to the mention that while the rhino has one tusk, the elephant has two of them, and they're both longer.
@@shtupidmate
Excuse me.
Rhinos can reach 8 feet, Elephants are 12.
Bull White Rhinos weigh 7000 pounds, Elephants just 11000
Size is literally the only thing Elephants have on their side.
Rhinos have anything else :
Power
Speed
Aggresion
A better weapon
And they're not cowards lol
@Mutated Pearl
No it's not that I love Rhinos. Elephants are fucking overrated and Seeing people treat them like Gods on a video where Rhinos literally show what they are capable of is fucking frustrating
@@prehistoriccreature1800 8 feet? Maybe prehistoric rhinos, but no rhinos today can reach that height. The biggest species is ~6 ft at the shoulder. And they can weigh max 6k lbs, meaning the elephant is twice the height and weight
Everyone's got a plan till they get a rhino horn to the gut.
They're so cute together❣️
After discovering how terrible hippos can be, this is very satisfying to watch.
Edit:
I'm growing tired of the repetitive replies some people are leaving under this comment. YES, I understand these are animals and should not be held to the same standards as humans. NO, it does not mean I have to like hippos anyway. I dislike them because they're known to show malicious behavior. I dislike humans for the same reason.
Now CEASE.
Hippos probably think rhinos are weird hippos
@@ronaldwestbeal2269 yeah
@@ronaldwestbeal2269 rock hippo
Lol Hippos terrifying to humans, not dem Rhinos😂
Hippos: Water/ground type
Rhinos: Rock/steel type
I love how the Hippo is trying to scare away the Rhino with its mouth
Funny thing is Rhino's have super blurry vision so they didn't knew what the Hippo was doing lmao
And the rhino horn is in the hippos mouth.Things could have been go wrong to this hippo.
@@fayhay8011 one “oh shit it’s a bird” and it was dead
Hippo: Opens Mouth in display of aggression.
Rhino: What is this hot air blasting into my face?
poor rhino
i have realized that was a rhino herd
Hippo: do you know what i am?
Rhino:Yes.
Hippo: are you better?
Rhino: No, but I am deadlier.
First time saw a rhino being this courageous
There's something satisfying about seeing a hippo get it's ass kicked.
I said that to my wife when she put weight on she kicked my ass
@Joshua Jason Karl You think I'm just talking about this single video? Moron.
@Joshua Jason Karl 😆 Did I hit a nerve? You seem to have trouble comprehending the fact that there are plenty of other videos involving hippos on the internet. So yes, that does make you a moron. 😉
@@JDR0357 stfu stop being such a smartass if you have an IQ of a potato dumbf***
@@JDR0357 bruh
The hippo: "FEAR ME"
The Rhinos: "tf you tryna achieve"
Hippo "Ok ... fine.......... wanna go for a swim?"
Tanmy Thompson 😂😭😭😭
I'm gonna use this line in real life
STFU.
Rhinos were rude. Hippo just wanted them to check if it had stank breath.
So funny how she sniffed his rear end ! 😂. She’s lucky he didn’t toot! 😂😂
i just saw two tanks standing their ground. thanks for sharing
Those are the most patient Rhino's I've ever seen. That hippo is lucky
specialist white rhinos are bigger
@@zercherspecialist127 lmao what?
@@zercherspecialist127 you might be kidding😂😂. White rhinoceros has records of killing adult male elephant too😂😂.
zercher specialist wtf. White rhinos are larger than hippos in every way. Idk where u got those facts from lol
@@zercherspecialist127 just fly in from stupidville?
When hippos open their mouths to each other, it usually means aggression and acting as the alpha.
But the rhino was like "Wtf are you doing?"
😂😂😂😂😂
✋🤣
Im sure if rhino would horn it itd penetrate hiipo's mouth to other side.
Jefferson Huang lol he stuck his horn in his mouth and was like bite down on that!
Lol
i love how the hippo stands across the street after being chased like “yea bro, can we still be friends?”
Hippo: **opens its mouth to look big and intimidating**
Rhino: who and what are you i forgot my glasses today
Lol 😭😂
Stole but funni
"Everyones got a plan until they get punched in the face" -Mike Tyson
Unless they got a knife on their face
@@hypnoticskull6342 yup sure do
"Everyonths got a plan until they get punched in the fathe"- Mike tython
@@sirbar715 lmao can someone give this man a beer pls
SirBar everthmonth goth a planth untilth theyh geth puncjed inth uh fathe
Hippo: look at me hippo! I am scary! 😛
Legally blind rhino: is someone there? Must have been my imagination.
0:59 The rhino turned around and looked at the hippo as if it were to say
"you do NOT want this fight"
and the hippo was like
"Oh Im sure I do"
But quickly came to regret its decision
When I was a kid, I used to think hippos were female rhinos.
Facts
Me too!
You are right! Girls just want us to chase them.
lol XD
cute.
a wildlife toothpick
Lol, underrated comment. Xd
1:13
A wildlife beauty
What the fuck is your channel?! 💀💀💀
Trsh vid
I love how the Rhino is probably twice the size of the hippo and just wants to leave half the time
Hippo testing how big his mouth can be compared to a rhino horn.
Never seen that many rhinos with horns together in the wild (perhaps it’s enclosed but big enough). Really happy to see that.
Thats prob the most many of them since some YT animal vids says that Rhinos might go extinct, Idk
Female white rhinos form herds to protect their young. The rest live on their own.
I was thinking the same, i hope they thrive again
They might have them gathered together and under watch by park rangers with guns
@@easttowest7839
That’s what I was thinking.
It's inconceivable just how strong these two animals are and yet when you put them next to a full grown Elephant, their dominant force suddenly drops down to child's play.
Just shows how weak humans are and yet we're messing up with nature at every turn
For real
Actually I've seen Rhinos gut elephants, even ones three times their size. It isn't the norm, but a pissed Rhino who runs right into their gut can take them down. But yeah, I believe the elephant is the only land animal more dominant than the Rhino.
@@TheStraightestWhitest where’s the video where you seen a rhino defeat a Elephant
@@TheStraightestWhitest Elephants literally rape Rhinos for the joy of it.
Man I love this duo! Get the elephant here and that's my childhood favorite trio
I have always been so amazed over how rhinos look, their gray thick skin and angled bodies make it look like they are made of stone, one of my all time favourite animals, so amazing.
They're basically living tanks.
old medieval illustrations literally make them look like they have armor plates which isn't honestly that far off
Those wall of muscle mass is perfection
@TheEnderBand ya they look legit like they have Samurai armor. Animals are awesome 👍
that's racist 🙄
The hippo is like wtf I beat everyone else up why isn’t this working
is like when a high school bully face a professional wrestler.
Rhino: you only fight humans 🙄
I love how the hippo quickly changed its mind on irritating the rhino lol
*I'm proud of the Rhino for defending itself against a really mean animal.*
The rhino was a lot more patient than I thought it'd be.
They are said to be smart as humans...
Be glad they dont have hands
what XD, as smart as humans? what have you been smoking?
@@theofficialassmob they have a bigger brain than you thats why.
not sure why you replied with that statement but okay :D
@@richardlewis7285 That's not how it works. Brain complexity has a lot to do with intelligence. Rhino not even in the top 10 most intelligent animals.
That’s scary lol. the fact all these animals are just wide awake in the dark lol. Can you image walking into that mess
😣 damn that wouldn't be good at all🤤
Hippos are fucking annoying. It'll be midnight and you'll just hear them singing river shanties.
They are very much nocturnal. Especially rhinos, that's mainly when they socialize
@Leonor de Lancastre e Távora your father knows his stuff.
Why would anyone be walking around at night in the Savannah
Hippo : Bad Breath jutsu 0:09
Rhino : One Thousand Years of Death Jutsu 2:11
Being the only hippo there, in the dark, surrounded and chased by Rhinos.
This feels like we're spectating the hippo's nightmare
Yeah and a horny bull elephant is also there oof
Or some degenerate hippo's wet dream😑😑😏
@@mygames9925 imagine that couch meme, but instead of the 5 black dudes its 5 rhinos surrounding a hippo
@@mygames9925 Good one!
A self inflicted nightmare at that
This is what I used to imagine when I was playing with my plastic animal toys as a child
You imagined your hippo licking the rhino's ass? 0:46
@@mkultra2456 lol
@@mkultra2456bbruuuuhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@@mkultra2456 Haven't we all
@@mkultra2456 🤣 rhino was about to put his horn up the gay hippos bootyhole...
Bro backed out real quick once the rhino jabbed him back 😂
The hippo was REALLY feeling himself till they started fighting back
Hippo: "Look at my mouth."
Rhino: "But look at my horn."
Hippo: "Yeah, but seriously though, look at my mouth."
Rhino: "I get it. But actually though, look at my horn."
Could be my GF and me conversating while we have sex
@@Anonym-ic5ss what. the. Fuck
@@Anonym-ic5ss suifuel.
This was exactly what I thought. Both were confused, like "aren't you impressed?!"
@@Sienisota no
And you?
Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa purely based on their human kill ratio compared to others. Though this doesn’t make them the strongest. They are hyper aggressive compared to Rhinos and Elephants, but those two animals are much stronger, and could end up killing more humans if they felt like it.
Once in my country during a circus an angry elephant managed to break free from its cage, after that goverment started to ban all animal circuses, no need to ask why.
They got to get their A game on. Way too low if a kill count.
In short, they're just assholes.
An elephant in musth that cant get laid will murder any hippo dumb enough to mess with it.
Someday Rhinos probably would wake up and choose to be a predator
I love how no one’s mentioning that not only did the hippo use the rhino as a toothpick, but it nommed it’s ass multiple times. It’s truly hilarious to see its gaping gob right in front of the ill phased rhino.
Rhino: you're powerful in water.
Hippo: I was testing to see if I was powerful on land, guess not.