The Do Nothing Machine

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  • @dixienevermore6870
    @dixienevermore6870 ปีที่แล้ว +21009

    "So, what does this machine do?"
    "Nothing sir!"

    • @Chocolate_Cocoa
      @Chocolate_Cocoa ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Underrated comment

    • @chippyman5800
      @chippyman5800 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Cow's weeman

    • @Skuydipwapwa
      @Skuydipwapwa ปีที่แล้ว +26

      wow im laughing hahaha im dying bro 😐😐

    • @everettlwilliamsii3740
      @everettlwilliamsii3740 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There is something missing, here. The machine should be designed to produce a barely perceptible sound that is fairly unique. That way, the only people who will hear it are those who aren't spouting bull, and that means the rest of any grouping. When that person who is spouting is silent and someone else is doing the spouting, he/she will realize what people are hearing in the background when he/she is full of it. If it is a consistent group, I'm betting that the amount of bull being slung reduces fairly quickly.

    • @sethmitchell5674
      @sethmitchell5674 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It can draw elipsses

  • @starkiller4557
    @starkiller4557 ปีที่แล้ว +11338

    Friend: dude, you’re an absolute machine!
    The machine:

    • @austingeorge6659
      @austingeorge6659 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Underrated

    • @aryanjaiswal3110
      @aryanjaiswal3110 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Lmaoo😂😂

    • @SGames69
      @SGames69 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUKIN 2 REPLIES ONLYY??

    • @AzillaKiami
      @AzillaKiami 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Something very similar to this is actually used in a rotary engine

    • @hrichasrivastava7589
      @hrichasrivastava7589 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂

  • @beanman9760
    @beanman9760 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +389

    Ahh Perry the platypus I see you have finally found my DO NOTHING-INATOR!!!

    • @shrekinator489
      @shrekinator489 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      funni

    • @beanman9760
      @beanman9760 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@shrekinator489 thanks :)

    • @antbojo
      @antbojo 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Needs more likes

    • @beanman9760
      @beanman9760 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@antbojo thanks :)

    • @sweetpepino1907
      @sweetpepino1907 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This made me wheeze, thank you

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    I use this for making ellipses in my furniture making. It’s brilliant and so easy! As well as accurate. I wouldn’t call it do nothing!

    • @Abababa112
      @Abababa112 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is there any proof it is ellipse and not other shape like egg or other ovals?

    • @spdcrzy
      @spdcrzy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Abababa112 the way the foci are connected is LITERALLY the definition of an ellipse.

  • @burpitola
    @burpitola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70419

    My dad calls these "bullshit grinders" and he takes one out and silently plays with it whenever he hears someone on a long rant or telling an obvious lie

    • @vectorcam5833
      @vectorcam5833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12307

      “I want a divorce”
      *whips out the bullshit grinder*

    • @shween8683
      @shween8683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8341

      “We need to talk about our relationship”
      Pulls out bullshit grinder

    • @WigantX
      @WigantX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6941

      "We need to talk about that bullshit grinder of yours"
      *Tries to reach it, can't find it*
      *Nani!!?*

    • @angryowo
      @angryowo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2918

      This comment chain is peak content

    • @spaomalley
      @spaomalley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

      He carries one around at all times just for this scenario?

  • @Springturd
    @Springturd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11017

    "You know, I'm something of a Do nothing machine myself!"

  • @sergiv5613
    @sergiv5613 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +430

    "This is called the do-nothing machine"
    Radial Engine: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @gabriellynch2764
      @gabriellynch2764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I was going to say; there MUST be ways in which humans have used this design to "do something".

    • @kapilverma6497
      @kapilverma6497 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I think radial engine do not use double slider crank mechanism.

    • @sergiv5613
      @sergiv5613 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@kapilverma6497 You are correct. It's an up and down motion from the center to the outside of the engine. There's no crossing of any part like this in the center at all.

  • @WookieWoman
    @WookieWoman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    Every 90s kid is screaming, "THAT'S A SPIROGRAPH!!!"

  • @bogosbinted5432
    @bogosbinted5432 ปีที่แล้ว +5249

    *friction has entered the chat*

    • @pain00077
      @pain00077 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      I have lubes

    • @VitaTheMerm
      @VitaTheMerm ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@pain00077pardon?

    • @VitaTheMerm
      @VitaTheMerm ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@pain00077oh

    • @unholycrusader69
      @unholycrusader69 ปีที่แล้ว +852

      @@pain00077 mildly threatening sentence

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      ​@UnholyCrusader the name makes it more threatening as the lubes evidently won't help

  • @ChillDude....
    @ChillDude.... ปีที่แล้ว +3883

    This thing is the physical manifestation of what watching TH-cam shorts or TikTok feels like

    • @karonbeilunka6845
      @karonbeilunka6845 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Thanks. Made me feel great. Gonna go and make pegs touch now.

    • @oliv1862
      @oliv1862 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@karonbeilunka6845 right lmao

    • @elmaschimba963
      @elmaschimba963 ปีที่แล้ว

      F Cringetok it’s worst than garbage, it’s awful, weird, cringe as f. All of the most uncool sht content In Existence is on trashtok

    • @uncolored2060
      @uncolored2060 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Watching tiktok feels like cringe

    • @monsterkingadversity6662
      @monsterkingadversity6662 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@uncolored2060 For real…

  • @bitsninja297
    @bitsninja297 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    One really cool aspect of this is that each of the sliding pieces represents a function in relation to the circular movement of the handle. In that, the vertical piece traces a sine wave over time, and the horizontal piece traces a cosine wave over time! Pretty cool

  • @RealThat1Sweat111
    @RealThat1Sweat111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    THIS MACHINE DOES EVERYTHING!!

  • @MonsterIsABlock
    @MonsterIsABlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8215

    Ah yes, that machine perfectly describes me.

    • @fala_hpy5507
      @fala_hpy5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Beat me to it,
      Also the parellel of how many chances you get, will never touch success.

    • @Amit_Pirate
      @Amit_Pirate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The no use but satisfying person that is interesting to have near. Nice characteristics. I am jealous

    • @dr.trikesd220
      @dr.trikesd220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So complex yet so not.

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here to post something similar, good on ya

    • @Luffy_wastaken
      @Luffy_wastaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh so you help in finding the diameter and stuff?

  • @jesusraupe9133
    @jesusraupe9133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    I always considered myself a "Do-nothing-machine".

    • @derekgardner1861
      @derekgardner1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And that contraption still does more than you

    • @prot07ype87
      @prot07ype87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      *_"I'm somewhat of a Do-Nothing-Machine myself."_*

    • @ritun4656
      @ritun4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This comment made me chuckle. For I am the same.

    • @masterstormraider6162
      @masterstormraider6162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your worth every moment, I promise ☺️

    • @user-qc3ki3nf4s
      @user-qc3ki3nf4s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go get a job then bum

  • @koksanakregiel2435
    @koksanakregiel2435 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    One must imagine Sysiphus happy

  • @LoganverseS1
    @LoganverseS1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Finally, a machine I can relate to!

  • @giovanniruffinoni4832
    @giovanniruffinoni4832 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "But... it doesn't do anything!"
    "No, it does NOTHING."

    • @cadenpifer2830
      @cadenpifer2830 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd choose Nothing over anything anyday

    • @Black-Cat-Asher
      @Black-Cat-Asher ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @ryangainey94
      @ryangainey94 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A man of culture I see, quoting the flavor text of Null Rod.

    • @ryangainey94
      @ryangainey94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@cadenpifer2830 And become One With Nothing?

    • @Berserkerbaboen
      @Berserkerbaboen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MTG. Flavor txt. Gerard and some dude traitor were fighting. The dude picked up this 'weapon'. And nullified himself, lol... *I read the pocket novel :) **Optimus Prime can be summoned as Commander as a huge trample truck!!! So I put bumblebee in it, a few other autobots and humans (bumblebee makes them unkillable) and myrs. The oppressed. The Myr tokens start at 3¡3 and breed as fast as elves... Soundwave (foil) got a golem army... And Arcee is a great commander too. She likes the 0 cost equipments.... She is a nice lady.... but her gun is HUUUUUGEEEEE!!!!

  • @user-le8ul4nr5t
    @user-le8ul4nr5t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10450

    Fun fact: this machine was actually used in a steam machine to convert from linear motion to rotary motion. (It was designed by James Booth for anyone wandering)

    • @alexburke1899
      @alexburke1899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I think “Pitman Arms” in cars possibly use a similar style of mechanism to transfer torque from steering to the wheels. Not sure if newer cars have them but older cars needed them.

    • @DAKOTA56777
      @DAKOTA56777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Was just going to comment that, Booth's rectilinear engine of 1843, the idea was you make the engine more compact by eliminating the connecting rod. It works but was rather complex and expensive, I don't think it ever went beyond maybe a prototype.
      Though there are plenty of functional models around now, as the plans and castings are offered by a British firm called Polly Model Engineering.

    • @drink15
      @drink15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      James also designed my favorite seating at Olive Garden

    • @OperatorKevlar
      @OperatorKevlar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also used in Steam trains.

    • @jamieduvenage2111
      @jamieduvenage2111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wasn’t james booth the guy who killed Lincoln? ??
      Did he kill Lincoln with linear steam?🤔

  • @SHAizKool
    @SHAizKool 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What are you doing?
    Nothing…

  • @mapelianbutton4954
    @mapelianbutton4954 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It's a machine that lets you do nothing while still making you look busy. I want 10 of those

  • @whostole_mytoast
    @whostole_mytoast 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1660

    My brain is confused, interested, and has decided I need that

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Are you talking about the homosexual tone of his voice? I'm glad you've become more open minded and decided to give cock a try.

    • @legendphil6232
      @legendphil6232 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      yes

    • @Deeznuts-ev1nt
      @Deeznuts-ev1nt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      W

    • @Deeznuts-ev1nt
      @Deeznuts-ev1nt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@anonamatronWAIT WHAT

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Deeznuts-ev1nt It's normal to be a little confused about such matters.

  • @mascadadelpantion8018
    @mascadadelpantion8018 ปีที่แล้ว +3084

    Archimedes was a true medieval ancient troll

    • @catalintimofti1117
      @catalintimofti1117 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      Archimedes was unfathomably based

    • @Staklihen
      @Staklihen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      Archimedes lived in Antiquity, not the Middle Ages.

    • @randomclass4653
      @randomclass4653 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      ​@Staklihen as someone into history , personally, you deserve a "🤓"

    • @Brandon-lw3eg
      @Brandon-lw3eg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@randomclass4653maybe you need more brains than muscle

    • @farrel_ra
      @farrel_ra 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@randomclass4653😊

  • @TheElly750
    @TheElly750 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It does something. It converts rotational movement into lateral. So hey there's that

  • @calebwhymark1789
    @calebwhymark1789 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah I would get absolutely nothing done if I had one of these. It would end with my wife destroying it😂

  • @breazy832
    @breazy832 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything"

    • @lemdem
      @lemdem ปีที่แล้ว +17

      fellow lemon demon enjoyer

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@lemdem the expression predates the LD song

    • @SkeletonFigure
      @SkeletonFigure ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello lemon demon fan :)

    • @caldercockatoo2234
      @caldercockatoo2234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It does do something: It fascinates us.

    • @notchaosanymore8996
      @notchaosanymore8996 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was looking for this comment lol

  • @Chad_Formers
    @Chad_Formers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nah bro this is the quadruple hammer 🗿

  • @dullsku1155
    @dullsku1155 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    damn thought vsauce would show up

  • @nzerusocia9232
    @nzerusocia9232 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    "It sure as hell does a lot for a Do Nothing machine." - The very definition for an over-acheiver xD

    • @the-quiver
      @the-quiver ปีที่แล้ว +1

      achiever

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      If a machine sets out to do nothing but does a lot, is it an under- or overachiever?

    • @relentlessmadman
      @relentlessmadman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Runn nnn it'sss the spell police!@@the-quiver

  • @anandilalkatpitiya4533
    @anandilalkatpitiya4533 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    "You can have as many as you want, they won't hit each other"
    Makes one with 30,126.

    • @vedantbhalerao7903
      @vedantbhalerao7903 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Now please do the favour of explaining 👁️👄👁️

    • @daydream605
      @daydream605 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      On what scale?

    • @justakira1034
      @justakira1034 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      So you'll have 60,232 of those rail thingis

    • @JB-es3ff
      @JB-es3ff ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@justakira1034 60,252*

    • @samshanker5753
      @samshanker5753 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JB-es3ff ys correct

  • @Grandeur-de4yi
    @Grandeur-de4yi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Me: "Mom, can we get a machine?"
    Mom: "We have machines at home."
    Machines at home:

  • @clownbolt
    @clownbolt หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Machine=EAT 5 STAR DO NOTHING 😎

  • @nielscremer599
    @nielscremer599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6083

    I feel like Archimedes must have had nothing to do if he was capable of consistently coming up with albeit amazing shit like this 😂

    • @Dontbustthecrust
      @Dontbustthecrust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Yeah right? Dude had some free time on his hands.

    • @Rev4Yakel
      @Rev4Yakel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      What an amazing bird

    • @gawbagecan
      @gawbagecan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      useless albeit amazing shit*
      You gotta have something to contrast the negative (or positive) statement with the positive (or negative) statement if you're going to use the term albeit. it's basically a single-worded way to say "but yet."

    • @nielscremer599
      @nielscremer599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@gawbagecan yes, which is why I used it. 'Shit' was the contrast to 'amazing', whilst also being a substitute for the word 'stuff'. Thanks though ☺️
      Edit: i do see it's a weird way of framing the sentence tho xD my bad

    • @jaxryz_380
      @jaxryz_380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nielscremer599 I feel like a comma after amazing would have helped, but you could also just rephrase it

  • @jennifercameron8859
    @jennifercameron8859 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    *ADHD has entered the chat and refuses to leave until given this object*

    • @H.A.Kingdom
      @H.A.Kingdom ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes. I want it just bcs it's so hard to stay still without my phone. Probably won't help too much since if i play with it i may break it due to being too fragile for me.

    • @sg33103
      @sg33103 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I WANT THIS SOOO BAD😂😂

    • @greenstarlover1
      @greenstarlover1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Same

    • @the_cap64
      @the_cap64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I need this now

    • @TransformersCarFan
      @TransformersCarFan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Other ADHD child joins you

  • @kaybombsadventure6934
    @kaybombsadventure6934 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “So, what does this machine do?”
    “No.”

  • @unfoundalex
    @unfoundalex 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The amount of times he said circle 😂

  • @KaChigga683
    @KaChigga683 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1653

    One must imagine Sisyphus happy

    • @geistermeistr
      @geistermeistr หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Archimedes bro

    • @jonathanreiman7882
      @jonathanreiman7882 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      We have to. This entire reality is a Sisyphean task. I wish to be happy. I am happy. ↗️ ⛰️

    • @KaChigga683
      @KaChigga683 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jonathanreiman7882 my guy 🤝

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@geistermeistrDo you know what Sisyphus is known for?

    • @gilbertlebacks2889
      @gilbertlebacks2889 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The lazy philosopher who lives in barrel.✌️🙏

  • @HanzCastroyearsago
    @HanzCastroyearsago 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2856

    Truly a sisyphus moment

    • @imthethriller
      @imthethriller 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      *Hera has entered the chat*

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      _they see me rollin'_
      _they hatin'_

    • @begine4283
      @begine4283 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      one must imagine you making an original comment

    • @reignellwalker9755
      @reignellwalker9755 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      God bless you, Jesus loves you!

    • @mahakaalbhakt5975
      @mahakaalbhakt5975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@E4439Qv5 ima still happy

  • @justamoronontheinternetwol7932
    @justamoronontheinternetwol7932 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "The do nothing machine" sounds like a insult my dad will tell me

  • @SwordsmanZenYt
    @SwordsmanZenYt 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    _VSauce Holding This Guy On Gunpoint_

  • @Marsalien100
    @Marsalien100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    This is literally how an Internal Combustion Engine was invented.

    • @XxSTARMeRcYX
      @XxSTARMeRcYX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I commented this, if you make the inner circle a triangle it's a rotary engine design

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@XxSTARMeRcYX I think the only similarity to a rotary engine would be the triangle itself.

    • @lucas_woods
      @lucas_woods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Similar to a radial engine design if anything

    • @XxSTARMeRcYX
      @XxSTARMeRcYX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lucas_woods si

    • @Dean-zo3lf
      @Dean-zo3lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.

  • @xLeafs2012x
    @xLeafs2012x ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Somehow, this machine STILL manages to do more work than my boss...

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

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      Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
      Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
      Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
      Romans 6.23
      For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      John 3:16-21
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
      Mark 1.15
      15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
      2 Peter 3:9
      The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      Hebrews 11:6
      6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
      Jesus

    • @derekjeter9083
      @derekjeter9083 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Shots fired. I repeat, employee fired

  • @heronimousbrapson863
    @heronimousbrapson863 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Archimedes must have had a lot of time on his hands...

  • @SurfwidowBeaumont
    @SurfwidowBeaumont 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A machine that takes more energy for it to work than it saves.

  • @primezero6727
    @primezero6727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3273

    Why do people say it does nothing? It would be cool to build a maze with this. A few of these and you would have a maze where the path changes. Also might have a good use as a air lock. You just need to extend it in one direction.

    • @TTTTTTTTT853
      @TTTTTTTTT853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      YESS

    • @alcatraz2981
      @alcatraz2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      My guy I could barely even understand it you need to become a designer

    • @laughingstock7638
      @laughingstock7638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      yooooooooooo thatd be so sick

    • @clumsymancubus
      @clumsymancubus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It might be cool, but probably not the best solution, which is why you don't really see it used anywhere. If it really had any benefit, it would have been being used already.

    • @clairelafaille2095
      @clairelafaille2095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Jack-wh4zm who hurt you ? Why do you have to go out of your way to comment something so spiteful?

  • @grekygrek
    @grekygrek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    Love that even in the 20s they were talking about this and using it for gears and levers lol

    • @net343
      @net343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It can be used to kneed dough

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      we are in the 20s

    • @purpledefaultpfp6233
      @purpledefaultpfp6233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@ShawnJonesHellion holy shit

    • @tiget8627
      @tiget8627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ShawnJonesHellion Dang

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShawnJonesHellion some people seem to forget how words & phrases work 🙄

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is basically just the kind of contraptions I make in Algodoo in a nutshell

  • @SorryThisUserNameIsAlsoTaken
    @SorryThisUserNameIsAlsoTaken หลายเดือนก่อน

    "So, this machine can't do anything, huh?"
    "Yes, it can."
    "What?"
    "Nothing."

  • @TheTuneAce
    @TheTuneAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    This “do nothing machine” does a lot of converting linear motion to circular motion (and Vice verse)

    • @titanium_viper5049
      @titanium_viper5049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Seems pretty useful if you ask me

    • @duckie1300
      @duckie1300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It looks like those crazy airplan engines where the crank is connected to like 8 pistons in an octagon. Im ignorant in plane engines but i saw a cutaway of one of those it looks highly similar

    • @Fo4assaultriflefan92
      @Fo4assaultriflefan92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Trains

    • @Frizzles
      @Frizzles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Was about to say the same thing. He calls it the do nothing machine, and then continues to draw an ellipse with it.

    • @jasonvargas7564
      @jasonvargas7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So it’s transmotion now? Or is it motionfluid?

  • @jigglypop
    @jigglypop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    you call this the do nothing generator, i call this a stress relief tool.

    • @undefinednotfound
      @undefinednotfound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      not if it gets stuck

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@undefinednotfound evil

    • @americangamer1632
      @americangamer1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@monodragon in that case it doesnt seem very durable...

    • @Aego384
      @Aego384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So basically a fidget spinner

    • @projectx7453
      @projectx7453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aego384 Yea

  • @zacharymacaroni7649
    @zacharymacaroni7649 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you can't really have as many "pegs" as you want, you can have as many slots as you want.

  • @cmudd9788
    @cmudd9788 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So it's basically the worlds first fidget spinner.

  • @zacksrandomprojects9698
    @zacksrandomprojects9698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    When I was a kid my doctor used to have one of these made out of wood on his desk I used to play with. I was fascinated by it. That was nearly 40 years ago.

    • @peterbelanger4094
      @peterbelanger4094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      My grandfather carved one of these out of one piece of wood (among his many wood carvings), my mom had it for a while, now I have it in a box somewhere. It's probably at least 80 years old.
      It was one of my favorite things as a kid. He died when I was 9, so it was a piece of him I held on to.

    • @henrykwieniawski7233
      @henrykwieniawski7233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@peterbelanger4094 That’s so wholesome :)

    • @moxine_
      @moxine_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@peterbelanger4094 you gotta dig it up now to honor his memory

  • @corpsehandler5321
    @corpsehandler5321 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    i've never related to a machine more

    • @pustota7254
      @pustota7254 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your comment got liked 69 times.

    • @PonandCon9025
      @PonandCon9025 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same bro

  • @LucasXenon473
    @LucasXenon473 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "The doohickey is working perfectly, sir 🤓"

  • @luv_stray1888
    @luv_stray1888 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Archimedes: "I made the do nothing machine"
    My parents: "Excuse me?!?!"

  • @01Nexus
    @01Nexus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    I call this "The satisfying machine."

    • @michaelv49
      @michaelv49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about the ASMR machine

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The simple term for that would be "toy"

    • @testaccountioo7323
      @testaccountioo7323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hm ive seen you before

    • @testaccountioo7323
      @testaccountioo7323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have the kingdom come short?

    • @wooperman2783
      @wooperman2783 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that mean?

  • @coke8077
    @coke8077 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    That machine is actually quite useful for drawing ellipses in stuff like wood working

    • @derickmoore1709
      @derickmoore1709 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Actually it's a "radial engine"

  • @Mooonwithanextrao
    @Mooonwithanextrao 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One must imagine the do nothing machine happy

  • @zeke3620
    @zeke3620 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cryo is an absolute gem, i wish i had that mans confidence

  • @jlp6071
    @jlp6071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    This would be a do something machine if someone made an engine with this.

    • @wildcat6669
      @wildcat6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Exactly what I though it already kinda functions like a radial engine in the second example he had

    • @legabausscarter8042
      @legabausscarter8042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was my first thought

    • @braydonattoe2078
      @braydonattoe2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Pretty sure it was used in steam engines. Or a form of it

    • @remusmonte
      @remusmonte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah and i think old Plane engines worked a bit like this but idrk

    • @joshua7015
      @joshua7015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's the efficiency though?

  • @sandruki
    @sandruki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    That is exactly how I feels having obsessive thoughts that go nowhere when you can't sleep

    • @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush
      @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hey

    • @YllidTheLoonyDog
      @YllidTheLoonyDog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is how I feel when I’m up at 3am thinking about Gravity Falls lore

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you. 💚🖤

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush I love you. 💚🖤

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YllidTheLoonyDog I love you. 💙🤍

  • @knogischogis
    @knogischogis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Do Nothing Machine” sounds like the perfect definition of me

  • @kevinwynn6582
    @kevinwynn6582 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Millennials have discovered the Spirograph 😂

  • @obelusstem199
    @obelusstem199 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    Imagine being on an interview for a 3D printing designer and you show them this

    • @familyflamerich4541
      @familyflamerich4541 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      why

    • @ALBINO1D
      @ALBINO1D 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@familyflamerich4541seconded. 😆

    • @dmale79
      @dmale79 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You're hired!

    • @THE_MOONMAN
      @THE_MOONMAN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@familyflamerich4541thirded yeah wtf we need an explanation that makes no sense

  • @blakejones409
    @blakejones409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    That was my nickname in high-school: The Do-nothing-machine.

    • @lmnop01
      @lmnop01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My mom still calls me that :,-|

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly "Trammel of Archimedes" has a better ring to it.

    • @blakejones409
      @blakejones409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DoubleADwarf It's high school. The nick names you want you don't get. The nicknames you get... you don't want!

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@blakejones409 Forge your own identity. Become the Trammel you were meant to be.

    • @butwhole4186
      @butwhole4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine was "the disappointed son who won't amount to anything in his whole entire life so why even try."

  • @Pari_Ke_Papa
    @Pari_Ke_Papa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eat 5 Star, do nothing

  • @leafyxpin
    @leafyxpin 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "well, nothing- nothing, i mean, thats the beauty of it! every machine in the world does something but not mine!"

  • @yaseenbshina3140
    @yaseenbshina3140 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Fun fact: a plane engine (not a turbine, an engine) uses the reverse of this, it puts a cylinder instead of each peg and the cylinders are used to spin the shaft in the middle, which then turns a propeller. Engineering is quite interesting.

    • @jaydenwhite3497
      @jaydenwhite3497 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Not true, note the shaft in this example doesn’t stay fixed in one place, the origin of the smaller circle (the shaft) orbits the larger circle. Planes use traditional combustion engines which cylinders laid out in a circular pattern (or V pattern) about a common rotating mass (the crankshaft).

    • @yaseenbshina3140
      @yaseenbshina3140 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jaydenwhite3497 obviously the cylinders won't criss cross into each other, there will be more cylinders opposing them.

    • @Ckcdillpickle
      @Ckcdillpickle ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@yaseenbshina3140 you mean a Radial engine.. Which nothing even similar

    • @We_are_love_bro
      @We_are_love_bro ปีที่แล้ว

      Is love to watch a video of that

    • @Vampibatmanodactyle
      @Vampibatmanodactyle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >puts a cylinder instead of each peg
      Puts it where?

  • @sdstarkweather5009
    @sdstarkweather5009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    What if you replace the linear motion with engine pistons and be the line “drawn” directly into a flywheel?

    • @ethansmith8813
      @ethansmith8813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Exactly. But specifically the 8 sided one as in would be balenced better,. And possibly more fuel efficient

    • @Libtard
      @Libtard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I think everyone is thinking the same idea "How rich would I be if I make one into a full engine"

    • @ethansmith8813
      @ethansmith8813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Libtard and run it off hydrogen

    • @GlckGdd
      @GlckGdd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @spencer281
      @spencer281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Kinda the idea behind the rotary engine no? In application its a little different but kinda the same?

  • @DaCatYT3
    @DaCatYT3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “A computer that doesn’t have a room”
    -Lastic

  • @miguel-xe1dh
    @miguel-xe1dh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It should be called "the Axiendy Cure machine"

  • @ArcadianArt
    @ArcadianArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3015

    “The do nothing” created by a Greek in an era where people didn’t have toilet paper. I love how we diminish what ancients had as primitive yet every single thing we have is built off that. 👏

    • @jamesobrien1729
      @jamesobrien1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey bro do you want to do a bible study!

    • @oscarmajdi3700
      @oscarmajdi3700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Toilet paper is a regression wash w water

    • @steveTGO
      @steveTGO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They are primitive, the rule of math DOESN'T EVER change!!! They were definitely from an era of diminished knowledge!!!!

    • @timdeathly
      @timdeathly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@jamesobrien1729 The bible is all bullshit. Especially the one you can buy nowadays. It's complete different through loss of translation.

    • @misstrunchbull3953
      @misstrunchbull3953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jamesobrien1729 hey bro do you wanna shut the hell up?

  • @blindstreetshadow1360
    @blindstreetshadow1360 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1878

    Well, it's indeed "do nothing machine" because staring at this hypnotise you so you menage to just do nothing. And it feels like kind of mental relief

    • @user-kz5fq8tq5l
      @user-kz5fq8tq5l 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      manage ❌
      menage ✅✅✅✅✅💯💯💯✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

    • @vjmo2055
      @vjmo2055 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I had a stroke reading that

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That’s called stimming

    • @BilkMucketYT
      @BilkMucketYT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      but your turning the thing so its doing something even if it was automatic youd still be breathing
      *_which is doing something_*

    • @umangdeeprai
      @umangdeeprai 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Genjutsu

  • @KieranBart
    @KieranBart 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh wow archemedes had a fidget spinner

  • @NoopyP
    @NoopyP 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just like a platypus. They don't do much.

  • @gnehsse
    @gnehsse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Do-nothing grinder" was my nickname in high school

  • @AaronInStyle
    @AaronInStyle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    This is better than the Fidget Spinner.

    • @MayheM_72
      @MayheM_72 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think my autistic son would absolutely LOVE one of these!

    • @Noone-hk1vf
      @Noone-hk1vf หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@MayheM_72shit, im not autistic(i think lol) but I would live one of these lol

    • @blopartDGRI
      @blopartDGRI หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's great for convincing yourself you have Asperger's.

  • @ShwappaJ
    @ShwappaJ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was the fidget spinner of Ancient Rome

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Do nothing machine” is that one unemployed friend

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    As much as I relate to this, I feel like at least this could be used generate energy
    Which even I can’t do

    • @Ticazoid95
      @Ticazoid95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      seems more useful as a pump or something

    • @_Just_Another_Guy
      @_Just_Another_Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Rotors + pump cylinders are already being used. Like the gas-motor mechanism inside cars.

    • @samarthgoel5835
      @samarthgoel5835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      i dont think the this can generate energy (hence the name) because the blocks arent colliding and the friction created just isnt enough to generate energy , the displacement of the blocks is zero so work done is also zero according to me but i am not sure

    • @AugustERaven
      @AugustERaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Potentially used to more evenly distribute mechanical energy from a single input motion. Could potentially be used for energy certainly, although I can't think of any practical usage at this moment that the loss of efficiency would be tolerable.

    • @Nicolas-gu2jt
      @Nicolas-gu2jt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@samarthgoel5835 i think it could be used to generate electricity but the opposite way to what you're thinking. Something should move the blocks and the blocks would make the thing go round. Hook it up to a generator and you got electricity. It would be kinda weird though, since it is going round in an ellipse and not a circumference

  • @Kingrhem.
    @Kingrhem. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Do nothing machine"
    *converts rotational motion into a linear reciprocating motion*

  • @tunabilgin1993
    @tunabilgin1993 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That do nothing machine is how radial engines work 😂

  • @SFARShorts
    @SFARShorts 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Me making a new cranksaft:

  • @fala_hpy5507
    @fala_hpy5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    So that's why my father calls me trammel of Archimedes.
    Seemed like an awesome name

  • @antenna_prolly
    @antenna_prolly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +973

    I remember getting introduced to this as the "Kentucky Do-Nothing" as a build in a Klutz brand book about LEGO creations (it came with a few Technic pieces to help out).

    • @patrickhenry9521
      @patrickhenry9521 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It has applications... one is radial engines for prop engine airplanes.

    • @squidward5110
      @squidward5110 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If you have a hopper and a pile of MnMs and you want 4 piles of MnMs this is very useful

  • @andreiscrib2286
    @andreiscrib2286 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ima start my villan arc with that machine when you say" how many you want"

  • @ewdtrey
    @ewdtrey หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are actually useful for drawing ellipses

  • @Pacavi
    @Pacavi ปีที่แล้ว +213

    In a world full of subpar youtube shorts, this one is actually pretty good. Thank you for this content. I appreciate your contribution to society. If given the opportunity, I wouldn't kill you.

    • @unchecked4518
      @unchecked4518 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ayo-

    • @Mocha_tealeaves
      @Mocha_tealeaves ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm sorry what?

    • @Pacavi
      @Pacavi ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Mocha_tealeaves I don't really get what's not clear? I think it's a pretty good youtube short.

    • @Mocha_tealeaves
      @Mocha_tealeaves ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Pacavi no not that- you said if given the opportunity you wouldn't kill them, does that imply that you would have before

    • @Pacavi
      @Pacavi ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Mocha_tealeaves I didn't really have a position on it one way or the other before

  • @ashfee8637
    @ashfee8637 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +942

    It is called Double Slider Crank chain mechanism (also called as an elliptical trammel) which is an inversion of 4 bar chain. And it does DO something. It may be used in locomotives, and the other mechanism you showed is mainly used in v6 engines. I studied all that in my Automobile engineering

    • @nathandoll.
      @nathandoll. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      I was thinking this looked familiar.. imagine a piston-driven modified rotary engine. 😮

    • @AGAZILLION
      @AGAZILLION 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      also it reminds me of a radial engine used in aircraft

    • @ientertainmyself5676
      @ientertainmyself5676 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      (shhh they accept whatever we tell them)

    • @P.W.R.
      @P.W.R. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Does this device have a turbo encabulator with no side fumbling?
      If not, no deal!

    • @nathandoll.
      @nathandoll. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @P.W.R. unfortunately, no. It's a retro encabulator with a baseplate of pre-fabulated amulite, and surrounded by a logarithmic casing. 🫤

  • @Distagon76
    @Distagon76 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Government Model

  • @HylianAlph
    @HylianAlph 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ve heard it called a hillbilly entertainment center lol

  • @J_PIK
    @J_PIK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I invented a machine that produces infinite energy through vocal tones.
    It’s called my 11 year old.

    • @E42_0
      @E42_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It took me a second time to get the joke. It is funny.

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha!! 😄 I have 3 of those except they're 6, 10 and 13!!
      The 10 yo one is the loudest though.
      🔊😭

  • @unboxing_legend7708
    @unboxing_legend7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    The do nothing machine practically shows the basic implications of how some gear mechanisms and rotar engines all work and function.
    So in actuallity it can be used as a simple way of learning.

    • @soacespacestation8556
      @soacespacestation8556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      64 likes which has a square of 8 imma ruin it oh and unturned profile picture

    • @noahm7748
      @noahm7748 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo unturned pfp

    • @unboxing_legend7708
      @unboxing_legend7708 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noahm7748 yeah used to play it a ton. 700 plus hours on both accounts and managed to lose 1 account sadly. Now i barely play it. Waiting for big games and unturned 2 to kick off to where ill finally come back. Theres no reason to atm for me.

    • @noahm7748
      @noahm7748 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unboxing_legend7708 makes sense honestly

    • @that_sanddude2293
      @that_sanddude2293 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a dream profile picture?

  • @ExoticElixir
    @ExoticElixir หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro said circle so many time and it still made sense…

  • @Bitmap90
    @Bitmap90 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You say “do nothing machine”. I say “greatest fidget device the world has ever made”.

  • @joeholland9593
    @joeholland9593 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This is actually the basis of a scotch yoke compressor. The "pegs" are cylindrical pistons with the valve mechanism at the end of each channel (which are the cylinders). It is driven by a motor and can be used to compress air or refrigerant.

    • @AceIndiana
      @AceIndiana ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was actually wondering if this same “machine” actually had practical mechanic principles that we used. The closest I kept coming to were radial engines like those found on the B17 or DC3

    • @KuraiJS
      @KuraiJS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everything is useless when don't have a purpose 🤔

    • @atrociousrabbit4378
      @atrociousrabbit4378 ปีที่แล้ว

      At that point couldn’t you just leave pedals on it and have a human powered compressor lol

    • @TheKiiS
      @TheKiiS ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KuraiJS We aren’t useless. ❤

  • @rrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh
    @rrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    my adhd brain needs this

    • @karenthomas8051
      @karenthomas8051 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yep, same here 👍

    • @OtickTheOtter
      @OtickTheOtter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      same

    • @codythecat01
      @codythecat01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Already got one and it’s made of wood

    • @I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS
      @I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same but I don't know if I have adhd

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wow you’re so quirky

  • @zeed8102
    @zeed8102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bet it could be an interesting transportation device if made large scale, and the boxes were made hollow

  • @CrimsonGamer99
    @CrimsonGamer99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rotary combustion engine: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @JustStraightUpS1llie
    @JustStraightUpS1llie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +471

    I need this right now.