True, although it's less unbelievable when you remember that, like everything else 45 sells, it's basically just a way to influence-peddle via the back-door. "I could never accept that $500K bribe! But if you'd like to buy 100 of my $1 items at $5K apiece, who am I to stop you?".
Trump claims to be sober, to have never had an alcoholic beverage or taken illegal drugs. If this is true, it's even scarier than if he went on drunken or meth-induced rants. If he's sober, there is no sleeping off this insanity.
@@jailcatjones3250he'll do that... In two weeks he's gonna tell anybody is us all about it. Just like all of his policies, and proof the election was stolen...
Old people love each other too, ever noticed how Donald sometimes tries to hold malania’s hand but she won’t let him? Maybe she’s had to overlook to much.
@@mads9259 Nope, Chump only cares about esthetics. Neither his daughter or wife are around. They've completely distanced themselves from him. They know what magas don't know.
President Trump is beyond a doubt the best President ever. A brave upstanding citizen with a clean conscience. Intelligent, well spoken, a sophisticated gentleman, conscientious, truthful, honest and a devout Christian. The embodiment of a true American hero. Oh, sorry. That was a leftover April 1st joke from yesterday. I apologize 😁
The "central tenants of Easter" are an Anglo-saxon fertility goddess and an egg laying rabbit. Oestra, the goddess of Spring arrived late one year and found a bird who's wings had been frozen to the ground. She took pity on the bird with the damaged wings and turned it into a rabbit she named Lepus - who, once a year, could lay eggs all colors of the rainbow. Anything the Church did to take over the holiday came much later.
Not entirely, Easter is one of the few Church holidays actually biblically accurate, yes all the stuff about eggs and bunnies are northern European traditions that carried over as Christianity spread. But it is not like Christmas or even Halloween where there is credible evidence that the date was picked specifically to overlap and overshadow a pagan holiday, if it had been meant to replace the Pagan holiday it would have been the same date around the 21st of March every year. They made an actual legitimate effort to set the date based on the description in the bible which is why it changes every year since the description they used relies on the date of Passover in the Jewish lunar calendar and we use a solar calendar.
Also 'biblically accurate' what does that mean about a book full of make-believe? Did you just argue the resurrection was historically accurate? By definition the entire bible is 'biblically accurate'.
@@FakeSchrodingersCat Just like Christmas - they couldn't get the masses to stop celebrating their pagan festivals so they incorporated them and tried to veil the paganistic ritual as best they could -- which winds up not being strictly accurate to biblical text. And 'biblically accurate' is almost an oxymoron The masses must have their opiates - and their bacchanalias
Sadly, Easter and Trans Day will only occur on the same day again in 2086 - I wonder whether they will think of anything else to complain about until then?🤔🤔
That's music to my ears. Makes you wonder why the RethugliKKKlans didn't make an issue out of how trombones interfere with the proper worship of Easter.
I knew it was a lie when you started with "Former president Trump this morning apologized". Trump has never ever apologized for anything. And i'm not joking with this, I don't know of a single instance.
@@lrimmf Now why can't I get either of my MAGA brothers to see what the problem is? If it wasn't so infuriating and consequential, I would find it amusing. But it's hard to laugh when you see a family member thinking the orange monster should be our president. I can only hope that this Nov will see him soundly defeated, and even if that happens I will still expect violence and conspiracy theories because they can't accept that many people truly despise their dear leader, the orange monster. Damn what has this country done to itself?
@@VladimirPutin-p3tpretty big hubris for any Christians to call any man outside of Jesus Christ the Son of God, I'm pretty sure the first 2 Commandments and the entire book of Revelation is against you.
Maybe I've been gaslit so much in my life that I just didn't understand as a kid because I'm autistic but, hear me out please... I was always under the impression that the United States strived to separate their government from religion. This seems very oxymoronic to me with the lunatic from the white house selling a Bible.
No sweetie, you're right. This country is supposed to be freedom of religion and freedom from religion. Church and State (government) are separate because in England people were forced to worship how the King did and the colonists wanted freedom to do what they want.
Now that you know you're right, apply that logic to every instance where a republican tries to combine the two and know that not only are they wrong, they're constitutionally illiterate or literally traitors.
@@EricJAllain According to Google, Easter is on the first Sunday after the first full moon of the Spring Equinox (if the full moon is on a Sunday, it's the next Sunday) Tldr, Easter doesn't fall on any specific date, it's just whenever it is. So, if you wanted to get technical about it, Easter is the invading holiday, taking over what should've been Trans Day.
@@EricJAllainevery first sunday after the first full moon of spring… because it doesn’t celebrate a real historic event, but is a theft of a pre-existing celebration…
"A massive fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations and articles, even those found in the Constitution." Donald John Trump verbatim, 2022.
@@Positive_Teahave you been to The Central Valley? Bakersfield? Fresno? The conservative farmer💩 and conservative immigrants who just got the right to vote, the fools who brought forth Devin Nunes and Kevin Macarthey? There are major problems with those people.
Trump choosing his running mate “Apprentice style” will never work. Unless he chooses the loser, the winner would outshine him. (Or it’s just the contestant who sucks up the most.)
If they did this, it would be heavily scripted and edited. No doubt they'd (those who control the GOP) love to have a scripted and edited POTUS who just does exactly what they say. I'm sure they were hoping for a sane, smart one, but you can't always get everything you want 🤷. Maybe trump's narcissist laced demented brain will work out better than they'd hoped...like Reagan's term as "POTUS for the wealthy."
I wish someone would interview trump and ask him to explain why Easter is a religious holiday. Don’t misunderstand me. I know the story of Easter. I’m sure trump does not.
Oompa loompa doopitty dee If you were wise you'd listen to me. Here's a perspective that Donald J lacks: Orange-man or white, the treatment's better than black!
Trump sure has a way of taking a poorly punctuated, long -winded sentence and turning into an extremely long, poorly punctuated paragraph. Way to go, Donny. That college education of yours ( by way of your father) surely paid off.
I'm practically vibrating with anticipation, just itching to snag a ticket to that exclusive event, "The Last Supper with the Apostles." Picture this: an evening where Trump, with his trademark subtlety, passes around the collection plate for his campaign fund. But wait, there's a cherry on top - a generous 5% off for the faithful who've already shelled out for his autographed Bible. Who knew spirituality came with a loyalty program?
Thank you for the laugh, and giving me an excuse to post some favorite quotes from that great movie! *Moses Pray:* You don’t have to worry. I ain’t about to leave some poor little child stranded in the middle of nowhere. I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples? *Addie Loggins:* _No, I don’t know what it is, but if you got ’em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!_ 🤑😂
So. Research shows "Pomerantz" is apparently the oldest law firm in NYC. And one of the namesakes said Bragg indeed should have charged Trump recently, and that is was proper to do so and he's been investigating Trump for years.
I'm pretty sure it's actually the guy who they tried to say resigned in protest cuz Bragg was being pressured to bring charges, only for people with half a braincell to realize he was resigning cuz Bragg wasn't filing the charges quick enough.
@johnsanuy Eostre, Samhain, Saturnalia. The only traditions of Easter and Christmas that don't have pagan origins, are going to church and crying about Starbucks cups.
Watching religious types defend an appropriated pagan ritual is just so dumb… but i mean that’s what it takes to believe in the “adult” version of Santa 😂😂😂
I don't know why it makes me so genuinely happy to see Seth having so much fun and sincerely enjoying so much his work. And also, I absolutely envy that 😂
In Dec 1991 we rec’d a clock as a wedding gift. We called it the “breakfast clock” as it has molded hands like bacon & an egg & big coffee pot stuck on it. Mainly tho, it has the front page of the NYT, headline reads “Trump gives tower to homeless” and then another headline “Hell freezes over.” Amazingly we have had this clock over our kitchen sink for almost 33 years. At the 29 year mark we realized what had happened. Outrageous we’ve had that man’s name posted in our kitchen for 33 years now.
He actually mentioned Golditch (sp?), which I was surprised about. Scollins must be corrupting all of them. Btw, I haven't heard mention of Karen in a while, I wonder if she's left the show?
So Trump is kindly charging 60 dollars to be able to read the founding documents of the nation.... while my phone has them and fhe Bible on it for free.... yeah, it's not a cash grab at all
Wow, I never thought that Trump was capable of that much self deprecation - or any self deprecation, really... "Pomerantz" or rather "Pomeranze" is the German name for the plant "Citrus × aurantium L.". The English name for it is: BITTER ORANGE!!!!
Like, say whatever you want about the Bidens, but the way he looked at his wife with pride and delight at her "Egg-ucation" pun warms my heart. It's always nice to see people who love each other dearly.
Correction, the first and last pieces of Trumps post were not the first and last sentences. Technically they are all part of the same sentence as his whole post was only split up by commas.
March 31st has been transgender day of visibility since 2009 ( I think) while Easter changes every yr. Maybe the Easter bunny had a coming out party and the Republicans weren't invited so they were salty. Lol
They're just angry cause if Jesus existed then he would shame most of the so-called christians for distorting the sections of the bible describing Jesus's teachings of love, kindness, and peace. Also I'm guessing they don't like that it also shames rich people for being greedy jerks. And I'm not even religious! T4T Jesus is the one true Jesus now. lol
🎶Animal Flubs. Animal Flubs. Corrections is gonna have an installment of Animal Flubs. And even if it's not Corrections there still should be an Animal Flubs. Cause Seth flubbed the animal joke -- F...L...U...B...S🎶 Rhyme scheme? RHYME SCHEME? We don't need no stinkin' rhyme scheme!
What ever happened to the separation of church and state. Anyone who asks for a Christian nation needs to brush up on history.
It's unbelievable that a penny stock sold for $78 a share in the first place
SO
Just think of $76 for a glass of Kool aid.
@@buckdashe2571👍🏼 *chef's kiss*
True, although it's less unbelievable when you remember that, like everything else 45 sells, it's basically just a way to influence-peddle via the back-door. "I could never accept that $500K bribe! But if you'd like to buy 100 of my $1 items at $5K apiece, who am I to stop you?".
I bet Donny and his pals cleaned up by shorting it.
Knew it was an April Fools joke as soon as I heard "Trump apologized". Like that would *_EVER_* happen.
Being MAGA means never having to say you're sorry...
🥃👴🏻 YOU'RE A RABBLE ROUSER
Being maga means being sorry. Sorry ass
Apologizing wasn't very Hitleresque either.
@@mrvlsmrv Big girls don't cry and authoritarian ashholes don't apologize.
Trump claims to be sober, to have never had an alcoholic beverage or taken illegal drugs. If this is true, it's even scarier than if he went on drunken or meth-induced rants. If he's sober, there is no sleeping off this insanity.
We need him to take one of those fast drug tests
Oh he's taken plenty of illegal drugs and loads more that are legal but no less dangerous when taken in large amounts..
@@jailcatjones3250he'll do that... In two weeks he's gonna tell anybody is us all about it. Just like all of his policies, and proof the election was stolen...
Oh there's some meth induced rants going on here! How the hell are we ALL awake?
Trumps been sniffing coke since the eighties
Listen, I know he's old, but it's seriously adorable how Joe smiled big when his wife started talking about egg-ducation.
IKR! I smiled big too watching them. So cute
Old people love each other too, ever noticed how Donald sometimes tries to hold malania’s hand but she won’t let him? Maybe she’s had to overlook to much.
Sounds like he loves his wife
@@mads9259 Nope, Chump only cares about esthetics. Neither his daughter or wife are around. They've completely distanced themselves from him. They know what magas don't know.
I enjoy watching them, u can feel the love between them, is beautiful 🥰💙 I love Ms Jill Biden and I love my President!
The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution.
Poor Donnie😂
President Trump is beyond a doubt the best President ever.
A brave upstanding citizen with a clean conscience.
Intelligent, well spoken, a sophisticated gentleman, conscientious, truthful, honest and a devout Christian.
The embodiment of a true American hero.
Oh, sorry.
That was a leftover April 1st joke from yesterday.
I apologize 😁
👴🏻🥃. ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
Litterally "poor", because the guy is bankrupt. Ask any bank.
And "morally corrupt" is yet another metric by which SOME PEOPLE fail miserably.
@@tenkloosterherman 👴🏻🥃 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
Really want a reporter to ask trump if his vp pick will be measured for a custom noose
well, at least their collar, leash and ballgag...
It will be awkward if he chooses Tim Scott
@@HRHDaviaTheYounger He won't choose Scott. Scott is black skinned. Trump is Hitler.
Yikes!!😂
Tim Scott......MLK is spinning in his grave....
Love that Seth reads Dumps rant as it’s written with zero punctuation 😂
If Frump says he hasn’t…he has. If he says he won’t…he will. If he says he doesn’t…he does. Simple.
Got a brother like that-- total narcissist !
Kind of like a "catholic" supporting killing babys huh?
The "central tenants of Easter" are an Anglo-saxon fertility goddess and an egg laying rabbit. Oestra, the goddess of Spring arrived late one year and found a bird who's wings had been frozen to the ground. She took pity on the bird with the damaged wings and turned it into a rabbit she named Lepus - who, once a year, could lay eggs all colors of the rainbow. Anything the Church did to take over the holiday came much later.
👴🏻🥃SOOO HOW'S YO MOTHER DOIN?
Not entirely, Easter is one of the few Church holidays actually biblically accurate, yes all the stuff about eggs and bunnies are northern European traditions that carried over as Christianity spread. But it is not like Christmas or even Halloween where there is credible evidence that the date was picked specifically to overlap and overshadow a pagan holiday, if it had been meant to replace the Pagan holiday it would have been the same date around the 21st of March every year. They made an actual legitimate effort to set the date based on the description in the bible which is why it changes every year since the description they used relies on the date of Passover in the Jewish lunar calendar and we use a solar calendar.
Everything in the bible is at best inspired by previous stories.
Also 'biblically accurate' what does that mean about a book full of make-believe? Did you just argue the resurrection was historically accurate? By definition the entire bible is 'biblically accurate'.
@@FakeSchrodingersCat Just like Christmas - they couldn't get the masses to stop celebrating their pagan festivals so they incorporated them and tried to veil the paganistic ritual as best they could -- which winds up not being strictly accurate to biblical text. And 'biblically accurate' is almost an oxymoron
The masses must have their opiates - and their bacchanalias
Sadly, Easter and Trans Day will only occur on the same day again in 2086 - I wonder whether they will think of anything else to complain about until then?🤔🤔
A bit more enlightened let’s pray.
Next year it's gonna be on 4/20, so...
👴🏻🥃. I JUST MARRIED CURTIS SLIWA
20 years it will fall on Hitlers birthday wont be a Squeak from the right then to busy Goose Stepping down Pennsylvania ave to tweet
And the election will be between bioBiden and technoTrump.
yall win april fools. "trump apologized" had me dying.
Yesterday was national trombone day, how did I let that one slide.
hahahahaha get out!!!
Puns are the lowest form of humor. And I like my humor low, I guess.😄
Spot on
*Ba-dum tsss*
I heard that the festivities were rather muted this year.
That's music to my ears. Makes you wonder why the RethugliKKKlans didn't make an issue out of how trombones interfere with the proper worship of Easter.
I knew it was a lie when you started with "Former president Trump this morning apologized". Trump has never ever apologized for anything. And i'm not joking with this, I don't know of a single instance.
He hasn't even apologized for Erik!
"I'm SORRY you think you deserve an apology." -Rick Sanchez
Seriously, he has a policy against apologizing even if he’s wrong. Says it shows weakness. 🙄
@@wabbajack2I hate that people idolize Rick... It's like idolizing Cartman...
👴🏻🥃 YOU'RE A RABBLE ROUSER
Seth has such a great relationship with his audience. I love it. 💕
As a former player, it quite fitting that National Trombone Players Day falls on April 1st.
Hillbilly day is on Independence Day
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
POMERANTZ!
*womp, womp*
Tromboner
Now THAT is an April Fools joke if ever I heard one. 😂 "Trump" and "apologized" never coexist.
In my old office, he was usually referred to as the Tangerine Twit by the literate employees.
Trumps special Easter message was basically "poor me, poor me, poor me and by the way, f everyone else".
To true, but isn't that his message on every other day also? Lol 😊
@@DaveB-hg7el Only the ones that end in "-y"...
@@lrimmf Now why can't I get either of my MAGA brothers to see what the problem is? If it wasn't so infuriating and consequential, I would find it amusing. But it's hard to laugh when you see a family member thinking the orange monster should be our president. I can only hope that this Nov will see him soundly defeated, and even if that happens I will still expect violence and conspiracy theories because they can't accept that many people truly despise their dear leader, the orange monster. Damn what has this country done to itself?
Biden and Jill are adorable…you can tell the Trumps don’t spend Easter together and they are definitely not in church 🤣🤣🤣
When you realize that Trump is the son of God and the Chosen One, you also realize that anywhere he goes is church.
@@VladimirPutin-p3tpretty big hubris for any Christians to call any man outside of Jesus Christ the Son of God, I'm pretty sure the first 2 Commandments and the entire book of Revelation is against you.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s so I guess he should never have been president. The separation of church and state law coming into play.😂
@user-zb9lv3gh8s Bhahahahahaaaaaaa!!! 🤣
@@VladimirPutin-p3t😂 that's some awesome sarcasm right there 👍🏼
Once again, the lunatics have brought even more attention to the thing they are angry about 😆
Given the exposure they've received, maybe they should have chosen it to coincide with Easter when the date was first set... 15 years ago.
Evangelicals supporting Trump is one of life’s great mysteries.
If you truly believe that, you haven't been paying attention for the past... ever...
Evangelicals aren’t Christian. Evangelicals are white nationalists with small for profit, non-profit businesses.
A disgusting ideology supporting a fascistic authority figure? Actually it fits perfectly.
He’s a means to an end for them.
I stopped going to church when it came out the evangelicals supported Trump.
Maybe I've been gaslit so much in my life that I just didn't understand as a kid because I'm autistic but, hear me out please... I was always under the impression that the United States strived to separate their government from religion. This seems very oxymoronic to me with the lunatic from the white house selling a Bible.
No sweetie, you're right. This country is supposed to be freedom of religion and freedom from religion. Church and State (government) are separate because in England people were forced to worship how the King did and the colonists wanted freedom to do what they want.
@@meganbarber3599 Okay, so I guess I'm correct in more than just this. 😞
@@MyHumanSuit Fortunately, the lunatic is not currently in the White House. Let’s all work to make sure he doesn’t get back there.
You are so correct, my friend. 😊
Now that you know you're right, apply that logic to every instance where a republican tries to combine the two and know that not only are they wrong, they're constitutionally illiterate or literally traitors.
Tacking the monologue onto the front of the A Closer Look clip is a really great idea. Y'all should do it more often.
Isn't it about time we got to see "Orango Enchained"?
No need, we see it everyday.
If you think Easter and Trans Day both happening on the same day is somehow offensive, you clearly don't understand how Easter works.
Inmate P01135809 and his herd of Qarens flaunt the Bible as if it was their personal invention.
But they have never even opened it.
Maybe fitting since Christ went through a series of transitions.
Transformation, transparency, then transported to God's kingdom. 🤔
Gonna be honest, I'm Catholic and I always need to look up how the Easter date works.
@@EricJAllain According to Google, Easter is on the first Sunday after the first full moon of the Spring Equinox (if the full moon is on a Sunday, it's the next Sunday)
Tldr, Easter doesn't fall on any specific date, it's just whenever it is. So, if you wanted to get technical about it, Easter is the invading holiday, taking over what should've been Trans Day.
@@EricJAllainevery first sunday after the first full moon of spring… because it doesn’t celebrate a real historic event, but is a theft of a pre-existing celebration…
"You know what I am?"
"I'm a nationalist."
"OK?"
"I'm a nationalist."
"Use that word."
"Use that word."
Donald John Trump verbatim, 2018.
😂😂😂😂
An Orange Nationalist!😊
@@darrylynwoodson283 Correction.
A tangerine nationalist.
The worst kind there is 😁
@@dianep6791😁👍
"A massive fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations and articles, even those found in the Constitution."
Donald John Trump verbatim, 2022.
yes, Lee Greenwood, that's the big problem with the book in literally every hotel room in America. no one has access to the Bible. 😂
Perhaps a Bible in every HOTEL room is feasible BUT in every MOTEL room??? That's irony if I ever heard it .
Register early and vote every republican out of office everywhere. 🌊🇺🇲👍
Rofl
I'm in California, they're already all out.
@@Positive_Teahave you been to The Central Valley? Bakersfield? Fresno? The conservative farmer💩 and conservative immigrants who just got the right to vote, the fools who brought forth Devin Nunes and Kevin Macarthey? There are major problems with those people.
I’m surprised Trumpity has not announced he doesn’t need a Vice President, he can do it all by himself.
I can't wait to hear what Mike Johnson has to say About Easter Sunday in 2029 when it falls on April Fools Day! LMFAO!
Wait til next year when it's 420. (That's 'pot smoking' lingo)
I can’t wait until I never hear from him again.
Trump choosing his running mate “Apprentice style” will never work. Unless he chooses the loser, the winner would outshine him. (Or it’s just the contestant who sucks up the most.)
If they did this, it would be heavily scripted and edited. No doubt they'd (those who control the GOP) love to have a scripted and edited POTUS who just does exactly what they say. I'm sure they were hoping for a sane, smart one, but you can't always get everything you want 🤷. Maybe trump's narcissist laced demented brain will work out better than they'd hoped...like Reagan's term as "POTUS for the wealthy."
Ding, ding, ding, ding!
Wasn't there an Apprentice season where it was down to the last two and he picked the loser?
🤷♀️ No idea. Never had any interest in watching such a stupid show.
Whoever is better at Diaper change's
I heard that Trump is going to pick his VP "The Bachelor" style. Will Lindsey Graham get a rose? A night in the Fantasy Suite may decide.
I think inmate P01135809 will reconcile with his former girlfriend Rhonda Santis.
I feel soiled just reading that.
tRump won’t get a VP because a dictator doesn’t need one.
Lindsey will leave in tears, heartbroken. 🥀💔
@@VladimirPutin-p3tnot as soiled as Lindsey will leave the sheets.
I remember the last time Easter was on April fools day. There were jokes. It was pre-Trump, so people understood they were jokes
I wish someone would interview trump and ask him to explain why Easter is a religious holiday. Don’t misunderstand me. I know the story of Easter. I’m sure trump does not.
Trump's latest rant has indeed earned him the nickname "Easter Dummy".
Love when Unhinged Seth leaks out “My Dudes”. 😂😂😂
Cant imagine what people will say next year when Easter is on 4/20 😅
Nothing, hopefully someone in prison
Sorry but I thought Trump was not white people; he is orange people.
(Never had this many likes before...)
Whites ain't claiming that.
There's a seperate bill for oompa loompas.
Oompa loompa doopitty dee
If you were wise you'd listen to me.
Here's a perspective that Donald J lacks:
Orange-man or white, the treatment's better than black!
You 3:00 a.m. people are funny! (I realize you may be in a different time zone than me, but you are still all hilarious.)
Yeah you should be sorry!
Trump sure has a way of taking a poorly punctuated, long -winded sentence and turning into an extremely long, poorly punctuated paragraph. Way to go, Donny. That college education of yours ( by way of your father) surely paid off.
And paid others to take tests for him!! As one of his professors said: he was one of his stupidest students!!!
Give him credit, he has perfected the art of the Run-on Half Sentence.
Idiocracy at it's infancy. The dumbness has just begun. it's only going to get worse. @@greebj
Correction: Biden didn’t “designate” March 31st as Transgender Day of Visibility. It was always on that date. Biden just made a statement.
Yes, since 2009. But that's not blame-y enough for Repubes. The hate never ends,even if you have to fabricate
“This is an effort to replace God with false Gods”. Trump: “I am your new Jesus”.
Only time dumps had touched bible was when he got married and during court deposition man women camera TV stable genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hitler tough that he was God
Make Accountability Great Again
I'm practically vibrating with anticipation, just itching to snag a ticket to that exclusive event, "The Last Supper with the Apostles." Picture this: an evening where Trump, with his trademark subtlety, passes around the collection plate for his campaign fund. But wait, there's a cherry on top - a generous 5% off for the faithful who've already shelled out for his autographed Bible. Who knew spirituality came with a loyalty program?
That groundhog joke was a set-up for an "Animal Flubs" segment on the 99.6 ep of Corrections, if I don't miss my guess.
🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
I'm only renewing my TH-cam Premium subscription until Corrections ends. After that I'm quitting.
Lee Greenwood. Not the sharpest tack in the box... I bet he and the pillow guy could be fast friends for life... good match
I think you're absolutely right. They could keep each other entertained with their conspiracies and nonsense for years to come.
At least Lee said “former” President. 😂
Next year Easter falls on 4/20 so the stoners get the Two Minutes Hate.
I keep expecting Trump to take his Bibles and Ivanka out on the road like a newer and sadder version of "Paper Moon".
Thank you for the laugh, and giving me an excuse to post some favorite quotes from that great movie!
*Moses Pray:* You don’t have to worry. I ain’t about to leave some poor little child stranded in the middle of nowhere. I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?
*Addie Loggins:* _No, I don’t know what it is, but if you got ’em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!_ 🤑😂
How long has Seth been sitting on that Steve impression? 😂😂😂
Seth saying "finally" and ending with that groundhog joke made it sound like he's been waiting for groundhog grandbabies for a while
So. Research shows "Pomerantz" is apparently the oldest law firm in NYC. And one of the namesakes said Bragg indeed should have charged Trump recently, and that is was proper to do so and he's been investigating Trump for years.
I'm pretty sure it's actually the guy who they tried to say resigned in protest cuz Bragg was being pressured to bring charges, only for people with half a braincell to realize he was resigning cuz Bragg wasn't filing the charges quick enough.
👴🏻🥃. ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
@@theBestElliephant👴🏻🥃 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
🫡Someone Googled 😂
POMERANTZ!!!!
I didn't think the Trump thing about him choosing his vice president apprentice style was a joke.... That shows the situation
I think we can all agree that our day is better when he puts out a new video.
I know Seth is the host, but he really makes it a team event, and that is why I like this show so much!
Yes!!!
I could tell the second "Easter screed" was not authentic by the simple fact it used periods, not just commas.
Witness how Christianity has historically taken over other people's holidays and made them their own.
this ^^
For example?
@johnsanuy Eostre, Samhain, Saturnalia. The only traditions of Easter and Christmas that don't have pagan origins, are going to church and crying about Starbucks cups.
That thing from Trump, read it once... in it's entirety, start to finish. Ya, you're right. That's all one fucking blathering sentence! Amazing!
There's a day Punxsutawney Phil wouldn't mind repeating, eh?
great one!
Canadian eggs are cheaper because of the metric system
Watching religious types defend an appropriated pagan ritual is just so dumb… but i mean that’s what it takes to believe in the “adult” version of Santa 😂😂😂
I don't know why it makes me so genuinely happy to see Seth having so much fun and sincerely enjoying so much his work.
And also, I absolutely envy that 😂
In Dec 1991 we rec’d a clock as a wedding gift. We called it the “breakfast clock” as it has molded hands like bacon & an egg & big coffee pot stuck on it. Mainly tho, it has the front page of the NYT, headline reads “Trump gives tower to homeless” and then another headline “Hell freezes over.” Amazingly we have had this clock over our kitchen sink for almost 33 years. At the 29 year mark we realized what had happened. Outrageous we’ve had that man’s name posted in our kitchen for 33 years now.
If they want their bible to be more accessible, they can give it away. Instead they want $60 each.
The closer was definitely a Scollins joke 😂
He actually mentioned Golditch (sp?), which I was surprised about. Scollins must be corrupting all of them.
Btw, I haven't heard mention of Karen in a while, I wonder if she's left the show?
So Trump is kindly charging 60 dollars to be able to read the founding documents of the nation.... while my phone has them and fhe Bible on it for free.... yeah, it's not a cash grab at all
Wow, I never thought that Trump was capable of that much self deprecation - or any self deprecation, really...
"Pomerantz" or rather "Pomeranze" is the German name for the plant "Citrus × aurantium L.".
The English name for it is:
BITTER ORANGE!!!!
Seth’s impressions are always excellent and today was excellent, however… The Cage deserves an extra shoutout as a shining light in a sea of diamonds
Come on, Seth, mention the clips of Trump Jr. asking everyone to send $5.00 or whatever they can in to his Dad.
I get that ad every 30 goddamn seconds now
I can’t believe they send them to me. What a waste of money (for them - and the $5 would be a total waste for me.)
@@birbluv9595 I actually enjoy it. Let them keep spending money to target the wrong audience!
@@plaidpanda you’ve got a great point here!
@@birbluv9595 Happy to reframe it for you, birb! 😉
"We are constantly told what to believe, but we can never know who to believe."
Trump's run on sentences are the runniest on
...hate to applaud bad grammar , but-- yes!!
Like, say whatever you want about the Bidens, but the way he looked at his wife with pride and delight at her "Egg-ucation" pun warms my heart. It's always nice to see people who love each other dearly.
Jesus taught acceptance and to love your fellow man. It is laughable that these people call themselves Christians. 10:05
Correction, the first and last pieces of Trumps post were not the first and last sentences. Technically they are all part of the same sentence as his whole post was only split up by commas.
March 31st has been transgender day of visibility since 2009 ( I think) while Easter changes every yr. Maybe the Easter bunny had a coming out party and the Republicans weren't invited so they were salty. Lol
Jesus came out as t4t and people have been losing it ever since
They're just angry cause if Jesus existed then he would shame most of the so-called christians for distorting the sections of the bible describing Jesus's teachings of love, kindness, and peace. Also I'm guessing they don't like that it also shames rich people for being greedy jerks. And I'm not even religious!
T4T Jesus is the one true Jesus now. lol
Well on Easter Day Jesus revealed his true self and transitioned up to heaven. Maybe it wasn’t a coincidence after all lol
Seth giving Scollins corrections in real time is amusing.
Please close with the groundhog day joke tomorrow.
Oh yes! We promise it will get better and better.
But with a different punchline.
Just keeps getting worse. Was this Season of The Earth written by AI?
Sadly not.
Check the hands!! 😂
Uh Durrr, last season was the writers and actors strike. Let's just hope there's no cliffhangers 😂
Point taken! @@craigpommer5557
The whole DJT stock thing is a scam through out from beginning to end. Bet they get to write off those losses in some loopholes too.
My first thought when I heard it was going public: "How soon will this turn into 'pump and dump'?" Didn't take long!
With his track record of fraud you can bet on it.
PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME BY ALLOWING ME TO SIT WHEREVER I WANT ON THE BUS !!!
LOL!!😅
Joe Biden trying to help our country god bless Joe 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
My Dudes, you guys a-crushed it!
Definitely in the “closer look” top three…
The punchline for the April fools joke should have been, “if you’re waiting for me to says April fools… then you’re the April fool.
0:42-0:54 - I’ve said it before; I’ll say it again…nothing’s richer than a racist calling someone _else_ racist.
The real April Fool's joke was the de-makeupping job Graphics gave Trump in that over-the-shoulder shot
Will he promise to hang the next VP😅😅
I smell a new movie: Groundhog day 2. Come again :)
Good Steve and a passable Cage! A win's a win!
Always, ALWAYS, close on a joke about a groundhog nutting. All the greats knew that.
70 times? Damn, cocaine is a helluva drug!
It’s adderall for daddy.
@@Trace-l7k Or Provigil?
77 times, to be precise.
DJT will be worth less than $1 in less than a month. I tried to short it yesterday but got no takers. Confidence in that stock is zero.
🎶Animal Flubs. Animal Flubs. Corrections is gonna have an installment of Animal Flubs. And even if it's not Corrections there still should be an Animal Flubs. Cause Seth flubbed the animal joke -- F...L...U...B...S🎶
Rhyme scheme? RHYME SCHEME? We don't need no stinkin' rhyme scheme!
Other days Easter had fallen on before.... 4/20 but you don't hear the Republicans screaming about that. 😂
Yes Seth, that was a good Steve
That wasnt Steve, that was a spot on Litte Nicky impersonation.
Exactly what I was going to say 😂
@apolloalva2640 Get in the flask Adrian!
Pomerantz is the author who wrote the book `People vs Donald Trump: An Inside Account"
I fully expected a monologue joke about Germany legalizing weed on april fools day.
Seth!!! It better be an April's Fool joke that youre stopping Corrections!!
I defy anyone to diagram trumps Easter message😊.
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT....!!!!!!