I love how charborg is literally a looney toons character. He always gets himself into situations theres no POSSIBLE WAY he should be in and either miraculously escapes it or ends up 12 miles deeper into the hole he dug himself into.
@@shotgunn9 ah ok then thats different, however it would be very dependent on the province or territory how the law would be enforced. In BC, unless you are a massive player its simply just not worth the effort for the cops to do anything. It was so accepted that universities in BC had 420 clubs before legalization, and they smoked directly on the main quad, I know because I was at one of the big universities and I saw a giant pot leaf mascot on the quad there and a massive cloud of smoke. However in Alberta they'd probably shoot on site
@@hailbopthecometyall americans really are god's childrens. Weed, weapons, work opportunities.... Wish i got lucky like that too +Ik i will never get my working visa so i might aswell kms lmao
@@hailbopthecomet alberta's always been pretty lenient with it at least where i live, we've had a weed paraphernalia store downtown here since i was a kid, with a gigantic pot leaf on the front of it, and wooden signs on the street around town advertising it with pot leaf and everything. there are other smoke shops that ask that you call bongs and things "water pipes" or whatever since they get away with selling it to be used with tobacco, but that store downtown never cared. pre-covid people would smoke openly outside bars too, even during like new years and things when police were circling the parking lots waiting to bust people for driving drunk or breaking stuff. now that it's legal people don't really bother anymore, at least where i live
The pruning shears (blue bolt cutter looking things) will let you take clippings from trees and then you can plant those clippings to make more trees. Great for getting a bunch of maple trees and others for woodcutting.
Given Charborgs reputation I was under the assumption he was farming weeds and not weed when this video started. That would definitely be something he does.
Char I love watching your videos! Been around for 2 years, and still have them playing. Sometimes even when I was doing other activities. Sometimes certain things were funnier without the context lol. I used to have you as my only subscribtion on my old school account for the longest time. Keep this going, and I'll never have depression again! Take care man!
one time i was really going through it and 'hotel california' came on the radio and for whatever reason, i just started bawling in my car and now everytime i hear it, it just does something for me, like that song is a dang opera, i had to get an aux cord, couldn't keep doing it to myself
You can use the clipper to snip off branches off the trees and then plant the clippings to grow new trees. I suggest making a forest of maple so you can make syrup, and then making a forest of the pine (or whatever the other trees are) for firewood.
Yeah but he forgot to tell Char to go home for the day and left him streaming for two days straight.. classic air head aging Celebrity that lost his luster and relevance after that Name Change/Gang related horseshit and fiasco. I'm saying no one cares bout Snoop nowadays. No ONE.
Idk how craig keeps finding these hyper-specific poor-quality simulation games. it's almost like there's an entire game genre catered to him and his streams. the charborg genre
Check out Tomato's Trash on TH-cam or Tomato on Twitch. Charborg plays all of these games after Tomato does, and Tomato plays even more of these games than Charborg.
True fact, not certain it's cross Canada, but where I live, it's illegal to even cut down your own trees on your property, if you due without a permit, you'll be fined a couple thousand dollars, and the government will force you to buy and plant a new tree, and if you do go through the correct channels to get a tree cut, you still have to pay $500 per tree, and still have to buy and plant 1 tree for every tree you cut down. Welcome to Canada, brought to you by, a liberal/NDP government.
Out of curiosity, are you in a residential or country type area? Like, i don't know if anyone would be able to notice if one of the trees in the woods in the middle of 90 acres gets cut. We do tend to leave them till they fall on their own, then just chop them up for firewood. And the city will tell us we must remove certain trees if they're too close to the powerlines or highway.
@catelynh1020 I live in the town of mission, B.C. back roads area, own a bit over 2 acres, but close to a major road, I probably wouldn't get in s**t, but one of those things I don't really want to take a chance with you know?
em-pire 1. an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress. 2. a large commercial organization owned or controlled by one person or group. "her business empire grew"
Watching the steering wheel whipping around like a flywheel is giving me anxiety I think you should smoke some of those weird leafy potato plants every time before driving, if you continue this one
Every time I get this HelloFresh stuff it takes too long on the barge to get to Alaska It’s always wet with seawater and it’s not fresh by the time it gets to me
never watched, just popped up on recommended. However, once hearing your google search and immediate backtracking during the intro, I had to click! Hope it’s consistently entertaining and keeps me enthralled :D
Yo charborg in the new abiotic factor playtest you can get turds from ppl. U need to wait until u shit on the ground, you pick up the poop with plastic scrap and u get bag of fieces! Also, you'll "make a mess" and u'll be easier detectable by enemies and u will need to wash urself
I love how charborg is literally a looney toons character. He always gets himself into situations theres no POSSIBLE WAY he should be in and either miraculously escapes it or ends up 12 miles deeper into the hole he dug himself into.
Pulling a "Reverse" on the Rocket Launch scene...classic Loony Toons and Daffy Duck.
i love the cartoonish "gulp" sound he makes when nervous. this man is a toon.
Yes
Thats why i love his videos
All that's missing is becoming a VTuber xD
only charborg would look for the chainsaw in the only direction he didnt go
He's not alone. ;-;
Surrounding the weed with potatoes was actually a genius play, hiding it in plain sight.
But potatoes grow underground while weed spurts
Growing weed is Legal in Canada, though…
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing, it's a really smart play. I wonder why I got caught when I did the same.
@macaconheiro probably skill issue tbh
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet fuck. Time to start grinding my hemperor skills then, I guess
"Upon further research, I do not have an empire" absolutely killed me, and I'm not even 30 seconds into the video
I think weed farming fits Charborg, considering he's green and all.
and very bald
and also a controlled substance in some locations I got put in jail for watching his barotrauma videos :(
cute profile picture
@kronch6163 :3
WE FOUND GLORP
Charborg looking for the weed seeds looks like a person who's lost their vape
As a nicotine addict you hit the nail on the head
@@ddude1212 dont
@@Random-user22no
@Random-user22 bro what does that even mean
Chrbrg has really hit rock bottom he's growing the devil's lettuce
Smoking the jazz cigarettes. SMH
@@wolfyboy like he wasnt already
@@thecoolestofthe834s2 true.
He’s sucking on the ole Kanga ear.
The fact that he's terrified of the police finding out about his weed is hilarious cause weed is legal and he can grow 4 plants without a permit.
Was it in 2005? Thats the setting.
As a matter of fact if you try to sell weed to non smokong characters they talk about reporting you to SQ.
@@shotgunn9 ah ok then thats different, however it would be very dependent on the province or territory how the law would be enforced. In BC, unless you are a massive player its simply just not worth the effort for the cops to do anything. It was so accepted that universities in BC had 420 clubs before legalization, and they smoked directly on the main quad, I know because I was at one of the big universities and I saw a giant pot leaf mascot on the quad there and a massive cloud of smoke. However in Alberta they'd probably shoot on site
@@hailbopthecometyall americans really are god's childrens. Weed, weapons, work opportunities.... Wish i got lucky like that too
+Ik i will never get my working visa so i might aswell kms lmao
@@Pwnners i live in Canada lmao, we all collectively agree that that Americans are Satan spawn
@@hailbopthecomet alberta's always been pretty lenient with it at least where i live, we've had a weed paraphernalia store downtown here since i was a kid, with a gigantic pot leaf on the front of it, and wooden signs on the street around town advertising it with pot leaf and everything. there are other smoke shops that ask that you call bongs and things "water pipes" or whatever since they get away with selling it to be used with tobacco, but that store downtown never cared. pre-covid people would smoke openly outside bars too, even during like new years and things when police were circling the parking lots waiting to bust people for driving drunk or breaking stuff. now that it's legal people don't really bother anymore, at least where i live
The pruning shears (blue bolt cutter looking things) will let you take clippings from trees and then you can plant those clippings to make more trees. Great for getting a bunch of maple trees and others for woodcutting.
Given Charborgs reputation I was under the assumption he was farming weeds and not weed when this video started. That would definitely be something he does.
He would farm dandelions because he heard people talking about selling weed and didn't do any further research.
18:40
as a clown whose favorite color is that exact shade of green, thank you for standing up for me, charbo. this is a horrible injustice.
Are you a professional clown? Like, as your job?
Char I love watching your videos! Been around for 2 years, and still have them playing. Sometimes even when I was doing other activities. Sometimes certain things were funnier without the context lol. I used to have you as my only subscribtion on my old school account for the longest time. Keep this going, and I'll never have depression again! Take care man!
one time i was really going through it and 'hotel california' came on the radio and for whatever reason, i just started bawling in my car and now everytime i hear it, it just does something for me, like that song is a dang opera, i had to get an aux cord, couldn't keep doing it to myself
i bet who ever made that cameo joke is probably really cool and funny and cute
They seem really awesome
I'm trying to sleep and this literally just dropped now
God doesn't want me to sleep.
I ain't ever gonna play these games until game physics get to the point where heavy objects don't fly away like tissue paper
“I actually don’t have an empire” I cried for you my king, for you are an emperor
truly one of the most weed farm moments of all time
truly one of the moments of all time
You can use the clipper to snip off branches off the trees and then plant the clippings to grow new trees. I suggest making a forest of maple so you can make syrup, and then making a forest of the pine (or whatever the other trees are) for firewood.
The best thing about this game is that the pre roll packs in the game literally just ripped the actual packaging from real life lol
literally it was so funny the first time I saw that, like goddamn that's familiar
what game is it?
"Mon bazou" a small french Canadian game about operating a sugar shack, growing weed and lifted Honda Civic races @jizzledrizzle99
@@SgtLogOfWoodsort of sounds like Canadian my summer car lol
@@sock8278 More specific to Québec than Canada, but yes, that's essentially what it is and was probably inspired by.
Mr Borg should play weed shop 3 if he hasn't already it'd be right up his alley in goofiness! And I think it has some twitch api integration too
@dominickmoerike2 the one in the video is Mon bazou I think
@dominickmoerike2 np boss!
Really good ad read, man. Very professional.
I wish charborg loved the TH-cam commenters as much as he loves twitch chat :(
Dude have you looked at us? No fucking wonder. We nasty.
AaronMahin nasty but true and honest 🙏
Do not say us bro@@ChargeQM
I was here at the very start of Charborg's great empire, he has now gotten my entire family highly addicted to weed and other harmful activities.
It is obvious that Snoop Dogg is holding Charborg captive and forcing him to make weed videos
Yeah but he forgot to tell Char to go home for the day and left him streaming for two days straight.. classic air head aging Celebrity that lost his luster and relevance after that Name Change/Gang related horseshit and fiasco. I'm saying no one cares bout Snoop nowadays. No ONE.
@@BlackMoonHowlshuh
@@BlackMoonHowls what
@@BlackMoonHowls i care
@@BlackMoonHowls erhm, actually 6Shooter28 cares
The spitting mechanic is fucking awesome lol
"I can cut down any trees I want in America" a deep rumbling of lawyers descend on CHRBRG's location chanting TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW!
im very glad to see the return of Mon Bazou!
golly charbig i can't imagine how painful it must've been to lose your weed seed. I hope you're recovering.
Wow this game is so Quebec that it has a maple syrup and poutine meter
This is a massive coincidence, my brother was literally talking about this hypothetical about 10 minutes ago
Big fan of this game and I’m very happy to see it back
what game is this??
what game please
charborg has ungodly misfortune
Weed machine needs those long spoked rims
Charborg is my favorite botanist
Coconapannapis. Only on Goon Station.
Love that I got an ad for booking a trip to canada while watching this
XD speeding on a cliff "it puts me in a good mo- AYE SLOW DOWN BUDDY anyways it puts me in a good mood y'know?"
It’s the potatoes around the weed for me
I am so invested in how this incredibly incapable person will turn out with his dreams of a weed empire. Which is semi-legal.
i love charg fishy smoke leaf.
ah bain ha bain ah bain means welcom back in quebecois... i was expecting that like about 100% not so familliar speach xD this game is an absolute ART
Starting my own garden because of this
Sheesh, this game makes MSC look like a AAA title. Props to your patience.
Prp tip: The saw blade also doubles as a steering wheel for your car
What’s the game name
"The WEED Machine".
This Trailer Park Boys ass video game😂😂😂 I love it.
Craig smokes big weed
How'd you know my name?
@@macaconheiro Craig was also the name of Mini Ladd..
Charborg didn't do his own video for the sponsor because he hates HelloFresh and doesn't want us to buy it or use his sponsor code.
I think, and call me crazy, he didn’t do it because he’s a gaming channel. Just a thought.
I read this as he came to it in the vid, spooky.
@@Thehunterofworlds you're insane
What is this game and why is it so realistic to the rural french Canadian experience
It’s called Mon Bazou
I'm not comfortable with how accurate your decision to jam a weeks worth of poutine into the truck to stave off starvation is to my life.
Charborg would be a perfect Xavier renegade angel character
Mon bazou doesn't let you cut down other people's trees but my summer car would let you and put you one day in jail for every tree you cut down
Soon enough, CHRBRG will have his own Weed Hotel.
God bless
As somebody living in Canada (quebec specifically) i can assure that everybody there has a maple sirup and poutine meter they must keep down
"My drug empire is growing." What a way to start of a video.
"I love to grow drugs." -Charborg 2023 probably
Chrbrg seems like a chill dude, i miss his cabbage cult
CHRBRGS weed farm is the only place were i buy weed
I never knew Canada was such a stressful place
great work editor I like the new BGM better!
the seeds are still in the trunk somewhere! I saw the name pop up!
Charborg has NOT learned his lesson about making new point redemption rewards
yessir mon charbord shout out de Gatineau,Quebec
23:07 you drove over the weed seed here
I didn't know there was a Colorado simulator
2:36
Ah yes, a typo
cause we all remember that time in history class learning about the pharohs that ruled egypt in the 1700's, right?
Idk how craig keeps finding these hyper-specific poor-quality simulation games. it's almost like there's an entire game genre catered to him and his streams. the charborg genre
Check out Tomato's Trash on TH-cam or Tomato on Twitch.
Charborg plays all of these games after Tomato does, and Tomato plays even more of these games than Charborg.
I'm more surprised he's actually engaging with the mechanics of the stream game
i might be having a stroke but he talks like XQC would in this video, the "shutup" at the store, the "just kidding martin"
when he uhhh, when... when there's... lol weed
This game seems to make Charborg so miserable, and I love it.
True fact, not certain it's cross Canada, but where I live, it's illegal to even cut down your own trees on your property, if you due without a permit, you'll be fined a couple thousand dollars, and the government will force you to buy and plant a new tree, and if you do go through the correct channels to get a tree cut, you still have to pay $500 per tree, and still have to buy and plant 1 tree for every tree you cut down. Welcome to Canada, brought to you by, a liberal/NDP government.
Out of curiosity, are you in a residential or country type area? Like, i don't know if anyone would be able to notice if one of the trees in the woods in the middle of 90 acres gets cut. We do tend to leave them till they fall on their own, then just chop them up for firewood. And the city will tell us we must remove certain trees if they're too close to the powerlines or highway.
@catelynh1020 I live in the town of mission, B.C. back roads area, own a bit over 2 acres, but close to a major road, I probably wouldn't get in s**t, but one of those things I don't really want to take a chance with you know?
Its all relative, it may not be an empire to the world but to you its an empire.
best weed farmer NA.
NA is North America, not Canada.
yeah I know that, and yeah, I dont care, and yeah, shut up@@BlackMoonHowls
Sadly my weed plant surrounded by 5 potatoes is not an Empire
THATS THE GOOD STUFF...*SNIFFS HARD* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
looked at this vid n thought, “bold statement”
em-pire
1.
an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress.
2.
a large commercial organization owned or controlled by one person or group.
"her business empire grew"
Quality leaf, as always
your vids always make my day better
Ah! This reminds me of the good ol' days!
That chainsaw is pure evil
Watching the steering wheel whipping around like a flywheel is giving me anxiety
I think you should smoke some of those weird leafy potato plants every time before driving, if you continue this one
Imagine you are searching for your weed seeds and all you find is some awful, awful underglow kit.
Wouldn't have even bothered picking it up.
"i am but a Humboldt weed farmer."
Best vid of 2023
i need more of this
Dude I was rolling by fifteen seconds in
Bro has a rez car lol
CHARBORG: i weed plants
Its so funny that charborg in the first video just tried to get a job and failed it
Every time I get this HelloFresh stuff it takes too long on the barge to get to Alaska It’s always wet with seawater and it’s not fresh by the time it gets to me
Yeah, very humble
Shoutout to the shoutout
Wait... this is a car game bro... youre deadass my favorite youtuber 😂😂
never watched, just popped up on recommended.
However, once hearing your google search and immediate backtracking during the intro, I had to click!
Hope it’s consistently entertaining and keeps me enthralled :D
Yes, he is but a humble farmer
ohy my god the intro is perfect
Yo charborg in the new abiotic factor playtest you can get turds from ppl. U need to wait until u shit on the ground, you pick up the poop with plastic scrap and u get bag of fieces! Also, you'll "make a mess" and u'll be easier detectable by enemies and u will need to wash urself
how to start new odc "My grugs empire is growing"
I’m off that good kush and alcohol watching this
I love this game