Thing about tanks (that are demilitarized, as in the breach is cut so it can no longer shoot and the MGs removed) is that there was a time where lots of people bought them for use as industrial machines. Being on treads, and WWII-era US tanks in particular being able to accept a variety of engines and transmissions, M3/5s, M4s, M24s have been converted for use as tractors and bulldozers, often being modified further for their custom uses. Lots of M4s ended up being used for logging and demolition. Writing this factoid out was more interesting than any of Schumer's jokes.
There's probably an imaginary life coach on Beige's shoulder constantly screaming "NO PAIN" as he barrels through the misery of watching hours of Schumer content.
The "trans friend" skit is stolen from an episode of seinfeld. George lies about having black friends to prove he's not racist and then spends the whole episode trying to find a black friend before he gets caught lying by his African American boss
@@itsdabees It's the same thing. It's literally a person lying about having a friend who's a whiny self-proclaimed marginalized person, and when they get called out on lying they desperately try to find one of those people to be their friend before they get caught.
I imagine the rat, dying of thirst, making it to the puddle in a heroic last effort. But lacking the energy to dip its head to the water and swallow. That thought is funnier than the skits sounded.
@@stellviahohenheim my roommate had one of her rats open the cage and hide somewhere in our house (he was pretty old, so I figured he was finding somewhere to bury while he passed (I was correct)). I found him a month later under some bags in my closet. just about arsoned everything I own
"... except Amy's ability is she can sense where a draft is coming from. It's not actually that bad, in theory, it's just too long winded." Amy should hire you.
You know Beige is the only reason I've ever watched more than a minute or two of amy. I trust where he's going so he always gets the benefit of the doubt. I'm very appreciative of his willingness to consume this shit she makes so we don't have to. Also, cannot wait for the post Jones V Cereal fight video.
Totally understand wanting to make things as polished as possible, but I've listened to people rant into their $10 mics about wrestling when I gave no shits about wrestling and I was thoroughly entertained. It's about the personality and viewpoint, not so much the quality or even the content. Just do whatever you want fam.
Yeah. There are a ton of people I watch on youtube purely for their takes of opinions despite not putting much effort into editing. I know people like my opinions, so I want to put more out there without necessarily worrying about making a high effort video.
Very few creators do I stop whatever I’m doing and immediately click when I see new content has been posted…you are without question one of those creators, Beige. As fantastic as your videos, analysis and breakdowns of various events in our shared little communities have proven themselves to be…that will be the case well in to the foreseeable future. This is downright hilarious, certainly far more so than the season of Amy’s nonsensical BS show will be, that’s for sure…and not that I’ll ever find out first hand. Fortunately, we have you to do the vast majority of our cringe viewing on our behalf…for that we owe you an endless debt of gratitude, my friend. As always, great work Beige, you’re killing it.
Been watching your videos so long and I can’t believe I never stopped to say this: You’re a great artist. Love the way your art borders on caricature and realism. Thanks for your hard work and art work
I'm pretty sure the "Thing that turns black people white when police are around" bit was also done by either Chappelle or Chris Rock at some point... They also did that joke in the second "Men In Black" movie. All these years later, Amy still steals jokes and then butchers them.
Can't wait to see you review The Machine. Regardless if it's good or not, I feel its reception will significantly impact comedians and possible future movie deals.
@Rocky Evans no way in hell th Machine is a good movie. Imagine hearing that story for the 12th time, stretched out to roughly 90 minutes, and probably with a shoehorned love interest
As a traditional artist, I love watching your digital portraits evolve from rough outlines to their final form while listening to your honestly interesting commentary (and pain you went through watching & taking detailed notes on Amy's "comedy" series). btw. *_Tubi. You'll find better content buried at the bottom of your septic tank._* Was Fkn Hilarious !!
Reporter: "Can you tell us a little bit of what we can expect from Inside Amy Schumer?" Amy: "Basically it's Chappelle's Show but with my Classic Amy Schumer "Muh Vagina" and "Orange Man Bad" style of comedy my fan have come to love."
Good Lord, man!!! You sat through 5 episodes of some Amy Schumer skatta?! Twice?!? Just for material to give us a new video? It's appreciated, but cawd! Salute to you, Sir!
When's the next TFATK update video? I feel like so much has happened in that universe it's going to have to be a 3 hour + video. Thank you for your service, beast of a work ethnic!
Time to grab an apron and get behind the fryers, bubba. At this rate we’re gonna need another body in the dishpit; orders are flying in. I mean, water weed dune hair?
The "privilage" bit is stolen from a Sarah Weinschank joke about Chris Delia, i think at Skankfest or something. The original joke was a parfume delia wears called "underage" (pronounced the same way) edit: 1:03:00 th-cam.com/video/PaVImNSXzmk/w-d-xo.html
I this format because it means more content; your general insights on things are interesting and entertaining, as well as nice to listen to as background noise while reading.
as someone who just found beige frequency and who is now obsessed with anthony cumias demented world and the lady di video i’m wondering if he made any other ona vids that i can’t find
Holy Crayola, you're gettin' good, Beige. I'm happy to see the evolution of the skill over time and glad to see it's only gettin' better, bro. Also, Amy Schumer watched 5 seasons of MadTV and probably stole every single nugget of comedy she could from it and it shows.
You have to watch Marlon Wayans God Loves Me comedy special. It’s one of the most bizarre mental breakdowns on drugs I’ve seen in a long time. I mean he repeats himself, only talks about Chris rock slapping will for a whole hour, and has a grudge against both for being more popular and never falling off. Please! You could do it so much more justice than this comment
I haven't watched the show, but I read some reviews while listening to your video. There were a couple 5 star reviews, and I was left with the vague sense that they hadn't watched the show either.
When you mentioned the draft and started mentioning psychic powers, I thought she was gonna have the power to see if men would get drafted- maybe to find out who she could cheat on without worry, or something. And somehow, I was even more disappointed with the actual sketch idea.
I'm more than fine with the new video format. Having to watch these skits once is likely bad enough as it is and you still have produced a we composed and interesting video. If this allows for content to be produced more easily for you, I welcome it.
Fart Park absolutely sounds like an old Mr. Show sketch. But Bob and David 1. Would have been in the right era for that to hit right. 2. Would have had the proper setup and delivery to make it great.
Tbh I never really disliked the original run of her show, but tried watching this new season with my wife (who is more the target audience for Amy Schumer honestly) and she didn't even last as long as I did, I barely made it through ep 1 and gave up.
“They hit you over the head with it.” This perfectly describes the two minutes of Amy that I’ve ever heard; I remember thinking “maybe I’m listening to her on an off-day.” Nope. It’s clear now. She’s just awful.
Bruh and it has "a 100% approval rating on rotten tomatoes based on reviews from 10 critics, with an average rating of 10 out of 10"... The series won a Peabody award in 2015 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿
Thing about tanks (that are demilitarized, as in the breach is cut so it can no longer shoot and the MGs removed) is that there was a time where lots of people bought them for use as industrial machines. Being on treads, and WWII-era US tanks in particular being able to accept a variety of engines and transmissions, M3/5s, M4s, M24s have been converted for use as tractors and bulldozers, often being modified further for their custom uses. Lots of M4s ended up being used for logging and demolition.
Writing this factoid out was more interesting than any of Schumer's jokes.
tank facts!(for kids)
I know a guy in new zealand who has a T-80 he was gifted in 92. Breach can fire talcum powder shells.
Way funnier as well, give this man a "Special".
I've converted a tank to a studio apartment
My girlfriend used to be a tank
Beige posting a Amy Schumer video is like Rocky doing roadwork in the snow and getting back to basics.
There's probably an imaginary life coach on Beige's shoulder constantly screaming "NO PAIN" as he barrels through the misery of watching hours of Schumer content.
@@dystealwobble5851
"I'll just make fun of her tomorrow"
"THERE IS NO TOMORROW!"
Good analogy
@@randomaccount3365 Paulie buys Beige a new AI powered robot.
Lolol
"I've watched a lot of amy schumer content" I am so sorry for you.
Amy naming her kid Gene attell was the funniest thing she ever did and it wasn't a joke.
Wasn't the fat piece of shit supposed to do a polygraph over stolen jokes?
wdym it wasn’t a joke? her intentions weren’t for it to sound like genitals ?
@@illuminatiop745 Yes
Gene Atell, Attorney at Balls
The "trans friend" skit is stolen from an episode of seinfeld. George lies about having black friends to prove he's not racist and then spends the whole episode trying to find a black friend before he gets caught lying by his African American boss
Seinfeld episodes have aged like wine
@@rockyevans1584 Proof that good comedy is timeless.
Can't stand ya
I don't think that's the same thing
@@itsdabees It's the same thing. It's literally a person lying about having a friend who's a whiny self-proclaimed marginalized person, and when they get called out on lying they desperately try to find one of those people to be their friend before they get caught.
I imagine the rat, dying of thirst, making it to the puddle in a heroic last effort. But lacking the energy to dip its head to the water and swallow. That thought is funnier than the skits sounded.
a dead rat is the most foulest smell ever
@@stellviahohenheim my roommate had one of her rats open the cage and hide somewhere in our house (he was pretty old, so I figured he was finding somewhere to bury while he passed (I was correct)).
I found him a month later under some bags in my closet. just about arsoned everything I own
The rat was dying of thirst because he ate erocks hot wings 😂
"... except Amy's ability is she can sense where a draft is coming from. It's not actually that bad, in theory, it's just too long winded." Amy should hire you.
Clicked immediately.
Same
Me too. Beige content so good
Every time
Liked immediately
Based.
You know Beige is the only reason I've ever watched more than a minute or two of amy. I trust where he's going so he always gets the benefit of the doubt. I'm very appreciative of his willingness to consume this shit she makes so we don't have to. Also, cannot wait for the post Jones V Cereal fight video.
Imagine if he is a fan and just tricking you into watching?
you felt like watching amy after seeing these? odd
@@PEPPERS777 i think they meant through watching these videos is the only way they’d watch Amy Schumer
Stop making comments after doing a crack pipe, Galactus and PEPPERS
What kind of cereal?
Totally understand wanting to make things as polished as possible, but I've listened to people rant into their $10 mics about wrestling when I gave no shits about wrestling and I was thoroughly entertained. It's about the personality and viewpoint, not so much the quality or even the content. Just do whatever you want fam.
Yeah. There are a ton of people I watch on youtube purely for their takes of opinions despite not putting much effort into editing. I know people like my opinions, so I want to put more out there without necessarily worrying about making a high effort video.
@@BeigeFrequency editing is the most unbelievably time consuming pursuit.
I hope Beige Frequency cleared it with Schumer's die-hard defender, Kurt Metzger before critiquing Amy Schumer's comedy
So, should Brendan Schaub be worried about the competition?
Nah Schaub is in a class of his own.
Who is Brandon Shwab?
@CyberCop008 If you really are unaware, you might wanna keep it that way, he's a god tier bell end.
Brenda would heem Amy
@@georgehowarth5932 How to "bell ends" measure up to "lolcows"?
Very few creators do I stop whatever I’m doing and immediately click when I see new content has been posted…you are without question one of those creators, Beige.
As fantastic as your videos, analysis and breakdowns of various events in our shared little communities have proven themselves to be…that will be the case well in to the foreseeable future. This is downright hilarious, certainly far more so than the season of Amy’s nonsensical BS show will be, that’s for sure…and not that I’ll ever find out first hand.
Fortunately, we have you to do the vast majority of our cringe viewing on our behalf…for that we owe you an endless debt of gratitude, my friend.
As always, great work Beige, you’re killing it.
We need a Unfunniest Comedy Tier list video by Beige F
Jim Jeffries, Roe Jogan, Big Bappa, That one Boomer who really pissed him off, uh, probably Big Fat Burt. Would be a good video though.
It's always nice to have a lady nearby to verify that Amy's show is indeed garbage and not just "girl stuff."
Been watching your videos so long and I can’t believe I never stopped to say this:
You’re a great artist. Love the way your art borders on caricature and realism. Thanks for your hard work and art work
I'm pretty sure the "Thing that turns black people white when police are around" bit was also done by either Chappelle or Chris Rock at some point... They also did that joke in the second "Men In Black" movie. All these years later, Amy still steals jokes and then butchers them.
Your descriptions of these skits are a lot funnier than the actual skits probably were.
"probably" 😂😂 Neither of us watched it and we both know you are right lolllll
The Seinfeld AI show was better written, acted and directed
I cannot believe they do a postmortem with the writers after each sketch.
Holy fucking hell. Welcome to “comedy” in the longhouse
I'm glad at least this project wasn't priority #1 for months. I care for your mental and spiritual well-being.
Can't wait to see you review The Machine. Regardless if it's good or not, I feel its reception will significantly impact comedians and possible future movie deals.
As in the Bert kreischer skit? Or something entirely different
@Matthias Thulman it's being turned into a full feature length movie
@@tylerhowie1304 yeah so weird. The one bit he's known for sucks, can't imagine the movie will be good. May God help beige
@Rocky Evans no way in hell th Machine is a good movie. Imagine hearing that story for the 12th time, stretched out to roughly 90 minutes, and probably with a shoehorned love interest
@@tylerhowie1304 yeah we're likely too pedestrian to even understand Burts humour. Its not like he totally sucks ass at comedy or anything like that
>Beige says he's putting out more more casual video
>Absolutely no difference in quality from the other videos
Great watch as usual
This is live from the inside of Amy Schumer. Beige you’re a true hero
Really dug it man. Great work as always.
Would love to see you or Porsalin do an h3h3 video
Beige’s output is so well thought out and executed, he sets the bar
Always willing to listen to these, so please keep making them as you see fit
This was great, sounded like a normal beige vid for me. Maybe more along the lines of your post fight ramble videos, which I very much enjoy.
As a traditional artist, I love watching your digital portraits evolve from rough outlines to their final form while listening to your honestly interesting commentary (and pain you went through watching & taking detailed notes on Amy's "comedy" series). btw. *_Tubi. You'll find better content buried at the bottom of your septic tank._* Was Fkn Hilarious !!
“Where a draft comes from”
“Too long winded”
I see you, Beige Frequency, and I love it.
The way you explained the gynecologist “sketch” makes it sound like a cringe “modern” take on goldielocks and the three bears.
Man the worst sounding part of this has to be the joke explaining/apologetics/pandering follow up segments. That’s some shameful stuff
it really is terrible
@@BeigeFrequency oh hey, I like this podcasty format btw, you pull it off well.
And I thought getting drunk at lunch was gonna be the best part of my Friday... Didn't see a BF video coming from out of the clouds. Thanks buddy
Reporter: "Can you tell us a little bit of what we can expect from Inside Amy Schumer?"
Amy: "Basically it's Chappelle's Show but with my Classic Amy Schumer "Muh Vagina" and "Orange Man Bad" style of comedy my fan have come to love."
I did laugh out loud when you got to the turn at the end of the "aww" sketch
Good Lord, man!!! You sat through 5 episodes of some Amy Schumer skatta?! Twice?!? Just for material to give us a new video? It's appreciated, but cawd!
Salute to you, Sir!
This is one of the only channels that I have notifs on for. Stellar content.
When's the next TFATK update video? I feel like so much has happened in that universe it's going to have to be a 3 hour + video. Thank you for your service, beast of a work ethnic!
Time to grab an apron and get behind the fryers, bubba. At this rate we’re gonna need another body in the dishpit; orders are flying in. I mean, water weed dune hair?
The title is exactly what I needed
I will always take extra Beige videos. Your lowest quality is a lot more than the highest quality from most.
I came across this special on a shock website. I’m not sure I can erase it from my mind and recover fully.
You could just draw a picture of Miss Piggy. They look exactly alike.
Love your channel. Thanks for all the great content.
This video was great, Beige.
This channel is one of two I ever pressed the notification bell on..The other is some dude that does experiments with steaks. ( Yes, Guga.)
The "privilage" bit is stolen from a Sarah Weinschank joke about Chris Delia, i think at Skankfest or something. The original joke was a parfume delia wears called "underage" (pronounced the same way)
edit: 1:03:00
th-cam.com/video/PaVImNSXzmk/w-d-xo.html
This is one of the most under rated channels on youtube. Good shit Beige 👍
Your portraits are so cool, half the reason to watch your videos. Great commentary too! Thank beige daddy ❤️❤️❤️
Every time a new Beige F turns up on my sub feed I’m clicking to watch it with no delay 👍
I this format because it means more content; your general insights on things are interesting and entertaining, as well as nice to listen to as background noise while reading.
On sight, welcome back bby
as someone who just found beige frequency and who is now obsessed with anthony cumias demented world and the lady di video i’m wondering if he made any other ona vids that i can’t find
This is what happens when she doesn't steal jokes and doesn't have Jeselnik writing her material.
Kurt Metzger wrote most of the stuff that was even remotely funny on the show.
No barnold
@@barnoldwhv *stole
love the drawing. you're really honing your craft
Great stuff as always!
If this is just you kinda winging it then take flight my friend
Loved the video, as always
I can’t believe I clicked on such a title
Holy Crayola, you're gettin' good, Beige. I'm happy to see the evolution of the skill over time and glad to see it's only gettin' better, bro.
Also, Amy Schumer watched 5 seasons of MadTV and probably stole every single nugget of comedy she could from it and it shows.
I think Amy's onto something about tanks. The Founding Fathers would have wanted me to own a fully-functioning Abrams.
would love to see you link with 2lazy2try for a video, masters of the deadpan delivery and devastatingly funny honesty
Watch "I think you should leave with Tim Robinson" for a palette cleanser.
You gonna do the Gilly and Keeves sketches?
Let's see Amy pay to advance medical research....
No?...
She's just as rich as a tech bro...
Good one
In a matter of hours your video has more views than most of the official clips of the show that were uploaded months ago lol
The same thing happened to Mencia. After getting called out for stealing their jokes cease to even be jokes
Love all the content! 👍
Thanks Beige!
Great new format! This totally works. Frankly, it sounds totally polished to me.
You have to watch Marlon Wayans God Loves Me comedy special. It’s one of the most bizarre mental breakdowns on drugs I’ve seen in a long time. I mean he repeats himself, only talks about Chris rock slapping will for a whole hour, and has a grudge against both for being more popular and never falling off. Please! You could do it so much more justice than this comment
Yes, big fan, keep doing this beige . Always look forward to your videos
Thank you beige.
I haven't watched the show, but I read some reviews while listening to your video. There were a couple 5 star reviews, and I was left with the vague sense that they hadn't watched the show either.
As always, great content and superbly produced. Keep it up!!! Do Gavin McCinnes next!
perfect video for this subject matter. great art too
When you mentioned the draft and started mentioning psychic powers, I thought she was gonna have the power to see if men would get drafted- maybe to find out who she could cheat on without worry, or something. And somehow, I was even more disappointed with the actual sketch idea.
I'm more than fine with the new video format. Having to watch these skits once is likely bad enough as it is and you still have produced a we composed and interesting video. If this allows for content to be produced more easily for you, I welcome it.
“I’m not exaggerating when I say it’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.”
Inside Amy Schumer? More people have done it than watched it.
That writer of hers that's on Rogan is going that a stroke when he sees this.
God dman bro congratulations good 4 u for reading Jermaine 2 the sketch ?
Fart Park absolutely sounds like an old Mr. Show sketch. But Bob and David 1. Would have been in the right era for that to hit right. 2. Would have had the proper setup and delivery to make it great.
Damn. The artwork in this video is spot on.
That drawing is too good!
i neva came back to your channel after you sent me to Ari, for the last week or 2, thanks and sorry for not catching up with u
The roasts in this are almost as good as your grandma's Sunday.
what an emotional and psychological roller coaster of a video...
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
22:33 What do u mean " you people"? Nah I'm just kiddin @beigefrequency. Your videos are brilliant. Well done sir. Well done indeed.
Tbh I never really disliked the original run of her show, but tried watching this new season with my wife (who is more the target audience for Amy Schumer honestly) and she didn't even last as long as I did, I barely made it through ep 1 and gave up.
Paramount+ is shaping up to have the most god awful “original” content in the history of streaming services.
Did we see the other 4 seasons?
Yeah boi a new beige vid 👌
The majority of things " inside " Amy appear to be made of Cake .
It's always a good day when beige posts 😁
Not always. his last video on Mike Perry was just being a hater.
@꧁༺Galactus༻꧂ lol and you're a loser who likes his own comment
“They hit you over the head with it.” This perfectly describes the two minutes of Amy that I’ve ever heard; I remember thinking “maybe I’m listening to her on an off-day.” Nope. It’s clear now. She’s just awful.
Your pictures are getting better and better.
Season 5?
I'm legit shocked
Fast forward eight months and its not even on Paramount+ anymore lol
You brave brave man, how you managed to get through watching that turd.....hats off to you.
Bruh and it has "a 100% approval rating on rotten tomatoes based on reviews from 10 critics, with an average rating of 10 out of 10"... The series won a Peabody award in 2015 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿