Nancy Pelosi Struck A Nerve With Donald Trump
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2019
- In response to Speaker Pelosi's disinvitation to the State of the Union, Trump seemed to take pleasure in cancelling Speaker Pelosi's 'excursion' to a warzone.
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You know damn well someone else spelled prerogative for him.
It was that snarky HuckaSands.
Yeah, I highly doubt he wrote that all by himself, more likely he had Hucca or someone else write it and interjected whenever he wanted to insert one of his snarky Twitter lines (like the line about flying commercially)
Trump's first draft...
Peroygitive🤡🖍️
From what I read, at least with his tweets, other people do it for him and they're told to purposely misspell things.
@@sprybug "and they're told to purposefully misspell things"
Yeah, that's what I would tell folk if my twitter typing was as bad as his.
He's literally a threat to security. How is that not an impeachable offence?
Because his cronies have already accepted money for treason. They can't speak against him.
The only two specific reasons listed for impeachment in the Constitution are profiting from the office and treason. ‘Nough said?
@@kaivickers166 The Atlantic just published a pretty thorough look at past impeachment precedents and the current situation. You might like it.
Because the Republicans are protecting him. They threw away their maturity and shame.
@@kaivickers166
Profiting from the office: Trump refused to give up control of his family business, and put his family in positions of power while they run his business, making it possible to trade government favors for profit.
Treason: Wait until the Mueller report, but until then, there's a shit ton of smoke(publicly known evidence) for people to still be claiming there's no fire(collusion with Russia/aka Treason).
Richest country in the history of the world... its employees need food handouts..
You mean the country in 3 trillion dollars debt?
@@muhammadsban2009 It's more than 3 trillion dollars.
True enough.
Richest how? We are morally and financially delinquent.
Richest? We’re like the person that fills up 10 credit cards worth of debt to pretend to be rich and doesn’t make enough money to pay it off.
Ask not what your countrtry can do for you, ask what you can do for Russia
Pheonix Soldier wow! Spot on! I remember when commie sympathizers were persecuted. Today, we hav3 one in the Oval Office
@@donculp9563 You guys watch entirely too much cnn lol!
@@mikev2116 We watch more CNN than we watch Faux news and we proud of it.
@@Smartercow I do too lol!
@@donculp9563 er.. Stephen Colbert quote.
Only in America do we need charity to feed federal workers!
I'm waiting for the speach on how they are a drain on society, and bootstraps, and their own choice to have a risky job like that.
Ikr. 80,000/year is so hard to live on
@@getchasome6230 it is when you dont get paid
@@getchasome6230 well if they were getting paid... That'd probably all still be eaten up by medical bills.
@@heartdragon2386 it is their choice...my ancestors did for 400 years...they'll be alright...
Why did Stephen not talk about the hypocritical fact that Melania flew to Maralago today on government's private jet?
I'm sure he will tomorrow, it probably broke after they filmed which is at something like 4:30pm.
Colbert tapes in the afternoon, which means he usually doesn't get to talk about most of the evening news until the next day.
What is hypocrite about that?
@@john_mckinney He wouldn't let Pelosi use it for government business but Melania used it for a pleasure trip.
John Mckinney. First the word you’re looking for is hypocritical. Second, and more importantly is that Trump denied speaker Pelosi the military plane escort to 3 different countries to meet the troops due to the “shutdown”, while allowing his wife to fly with the WH jet.
Thank you, Stephen Colbert.
Remember that story about how supposedly Trump staffers sometimes ghost wrote his tweets or something, and they sometimes included intentional spelling mistakes to make them seem authentic? That seems to fit the circumstantial evidence about overriding the autocorrect.
That "I'm just kidding" never gets old 😂😂
I hadn't heard it for a while and got so excited when I realized it was coming!
I feel like now whenever he does the dramatic pause before saying "I'm just kidding", the camera should zoom in on him doing the Cuomo glare.
I could feel it coming as the rational words began to collect and then....'''IJK''
Ty DT and the dot dot 🤣🤣🤣
@@tselengbotlhole750 I don't know why it's so funny but it cracks me up everytime! Dot dot dot dot And now I hear it anytime I see "..." anywhere. Awww, I've never put quotes around dot dot dots and it made a cute little face. (Jeez, I'm so easily entertained)
Someone needs to rescue America from being held hostage by this trumpanzee
SAVE US CANADA!!
I can't believe I have never heard "trumpanzee" before. What an excellent name!
@@nikkivix5640 you got your own militia go and use your fcking second amendment, if not just get rid of it
I agree
An FBI or CIA member or two may just be the ones to do so. The FBI is affected by this shutdown. If I was an FBI member, I'd be mad as hell at Trump. Everybody knows it's not nice to mess with the FBI. They may have already come up with an impromptu death sentence for him. Where, when, and how the death sentence is carried out is up to the FBI.
Is that whole administration incompetent? Wtf
Yes
You say that as if you didn't implicitly understand from the start that the mango mussolini would do shit like this.
Nope just the big baby leading them.
Yes.
Answer: Yes they are, and they are Ball-less Cowards with no sense of Honor nor Integrity.
Trump’s wife flies on a military aircraft for a holiday at a resort, then Trump cancels an official diplomatic trip using a military aicraft because of cost reasons. The stupidity and hypocrisy here is mind boggling.
Cailus Griffin the US people elected him. With gerrymandering and electoral college! Very democratic... don’t you think and an incomplete constitution ..... with loopholes all over!
Most other countries are far advanced
When Obama as our Potus, Did Michelle use a Military aircraft when she went on vacation to Martha Vineyard, Hawaii, or around the globe??? That's the same reason why Melanie used a military aircraft!! hmmm...who is the hypocrite here??....
Wrong. Pelosi's presence is required to call a vote to end the shutdown & no way in hell is Trump letting that senile hag skip out for a whole week.
Stupidity and hypocrisy, two words that Trump in braces in his action but probably doesn’t know the definition of either.
Melania seems to enjoy these things....I guess it's cause she's the most bullied person ever..... narcissism is just part of the tRumps make up....
My Countrty tis of thee, sweet land of Hamberders and Covfefe, of thee I sing.
Oh and the responses from the college team in the white house were "priceless" when they were presented with the food. You see one of them looking and saying Oh, and I thought it was a joke. The other response, no, this is no joke, just seems like it.
Then you have the MVP quarterback on camera saying he loved it and hopes to do that a few more times. Damn those pesky facts.
I wrote an anthem, i really great anthem...
The best anthem ever, some people say....
Great song! 👌👍😉
Modern-day Bard... I do love it :)
I am so getting one of those mugs!!☕
Adrian rock 7 going to get a set for the entire family! 😛
Everyone should get one, not only does it go to a good cause, but it'll be a heck of a story to tell the kids/grandkids someday.
I have mine on order. Thank you Stephen, Thank you Jose, we stand together, help one another, and show trumpkin truly what makes America great.
I'm in Canada and want one!!!
+Adrian rock 7 ~ I was surprised yesterday he didn't say they were gonna sell them for charity, so I'm so glad they went w/it today. Guess they needed some time to get it all set up. They put up a million $$ for Puerto Rico's relief funds last year, here's hoping they can do something similarly awesome for all the workers.
Yet another huge show of RESPECT by Stephen Colbert. Such a great idea by a great guy.
For the People by the people. -
Where did I hear that from?
You can sure bet that RUMP! hasn't!
Dear Democrats: *DO NOT CAVE IN!*
If they give him his $5 billion, in six months it'll be gone and he'll ask for another $5 or $10 billion, and pull the same stunt again to get it. It's very hard on the federal workers, but better one bad shutdown now than several of them over the next two years. Not to mention billions of dollars wasted on a pointless project.
@@ValerieJNorse There's a lot of Democrats that won't be reelected if they cave in! Many were elected specifically to stand up to Trump and the Republicans.
@@ValerieJNorse haha democrats voted to build a 274 mile wall in Jordan to keep ISIS out (which btw, havent heard about them in ages), but don't even want to consider a wall in OUR border when every president since OG Bush said that we have a border crisis.
@@champagnefroggy3801 well, maybe because ISIS doesn't fly commercial you numbnut
over half of illegals did fly in to the US and the rest walked through legal port of entry and had their visas stamped!
Yes, you'll reveal the massive sinkhole your party really is.
*Make America great again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence from Office*
But then we would get President Paul Ryan, and that would be its own can of worms.
@@RandomGuyRandomNumber Because the order of succession is President, VP, Speaker of the House
@@ZMineThief Actually, it'd be President Nancy Pelosi since she's the current Speaker of the House.
Oh dear. It would appear that I posted without checking my facts first. Well, not all of them at least. The succession goes as follows.
1. VP
2. Secretary of State
3. Treasury
4. Attorney General
And so on. Speaker of the House isn't even on the list.
But, as Secretary of State, Paul Ryan would take the office in the event of both Trump and Pence being removed from office in one way or another.
Fluffy-Hat paul ryan isn’t in the government anymore. The speaker is third in line. That used to be ryan and now it’s pelosi. The secretary of state is Mike Pompeo, not ryan
When Stephen Colbert has done more for our federal workers than the President has
Emma he did by not causing 800000 of them too be laid off!
How dare you...he sent a very nice tweet to them.
You really don't have a clue, do you?
@@npsit1 I do but I like Catan too
@@npsit1 Chess, for me, please. Only big-boy games.
We all know someone ELSE wrote that letter to Pelosi, Trump can't even spell hamburger 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pence probably gently dropped the Crayola markers in the proper slot first.
Nor country
The use of the word "prerogative" surprised me.
Nice try
Have you ever heard of berder island? If you think the president cant use auto correct you are insane. Things are about to go down and alot of people are going to be exposed.
Shitler has finally lost what little mind he had left.
Wait... you mean to tell me he had a mind, to begin with? I thought he was an absolute imbecile. Huh...
Lol u spell better than trump.
"Agolf Shitler". Such simplicity. So much potential =P
@@steffanshurkin1123
I also call him Tantrump... lol
@@sarahparker7286
I often call him Tantrump, feel free to use that as well, 😉...
It is my gift to Humanity...
And remember, folks, McConnell could pass a veto-proof spending bill ANY TIME HE WANTS that would reopen govt depts.
Like, any time.
Right now.
He could pass a spending bill today.
Remember this when he's up for election in 2020.
T Electronix - Any Functioning Adult 2020
Right now, both houses could pass one. Since 45 would initially veto, Congress would override w 2/3rds of each house. #wherestheturtle
Oh shit, you just said the same thing. Lol. Woops
McConnell has been the worst thing to happen to our government since Bush/Cheney's first term.
@@_JayRamsey_ I think he might be worse. He has been involved in a lot more shit than most people realise.
Please send those mugs to the kitchen too as free gifts to those workers. They're the ones that really need & deserve them right now, but they have no money to buy them :(
My God. With that TSA loudspeaker thing, Idiocracy really is becoming a reality.
President Boss Baby throwing another tantrum.
Kid Duff more like loss baby
I miss Sean Spicer :)
Well Kid Duff. Did you ever witness Trump having a tantrum ? Congress on both sides said it never happen. Nancy Pelosi said what she said then Trump just walked out simple. Nor am I a Republican or a Democrat but whats right only.....
He is the boss baby if the boss baby would’ve got dropped on his head and then a building would’ve fallen on him. So yea
@@brianrahuba6919 Adults have tantrums, they whine, they cry like babies, they poop their pants, they run to mommy... these are expressions of how adults communicate in infantile ways. These are metaphors. And they describe behaviors that are immature. Trump walked out when he saw nobody was willing to immediately yield. An adult would say, okay, let's talk more about this. But the president wants to get his way. So by walking out of the room he was having what adults would describe as an adult having a tantrum. I hope you understand now.
You know that there is seriously wrong if a Late night show holds a fundraising event to Feed Federal workers. Scary
So Stephen Colbert steps in to assist funding Chef Jose Andres in feeding all of the government workers Trump should have been taking care of. Great leadership, Trump! A comedian and a chef should definitely be responsible for offering relief over this problem you created. Definitely.
I ordered MY mug. If everybody who watches this orders one, some good will be done. Thanks Stephen.
He really did that too....tell everybody that The Speaker was coming. That is reason to be fired on any other job...A setup....WTH
A setup... Like benghazi?
@@getchasome6230 How was Benghazi a setup, troll? Unless you mean that the GOP had cut security funding there.
as president he has the authority to declassify anything he likes at will. That's why the rest of us in the real world, even formerly top US allies, are now refusing to share our intelligence information with America - trump can't declassify it & get our people killed if he doesn't have it :)
Your president's doing a wonderful job at keeping America safe isn't he (sarcasm)
How is that a set up? She doesnt half to go yet 💀🙃
@@getchasome6230 exactly. If you wanna compare it to Benghazi then ppl should be screaming to "lock him up" too
This country is a hot mess.
I believe you meant countrty.
My only hope is that we as a country can learn and grow from this. Hopefully this shit show prevents anyone like trump from ever being elected to public office ever again. I hope our country learns our lesson and abolished the Electoral College voting system that let this parasite in to begin with.
"God bless the United Shesh, the greatest countrty in the werold" - preview of Trump's 2019 state of the union.
And the sad part he will run another four years.
@@brian5o Brian, there is too much animosity in America that I believe hate will be the leading factor in the next election.
"I'll have a number 1" went over the audience's head 😂
Now I have Mama Mia stuck in my head. Thanks Colbert.
Ordered my $20 mug. Worth it! We gotta help each other with a "leader" like this in charge. WE ARE THE PEOPLE. He is garbage!!! Love you Stephen! I will help in any way I can, even if it's just buying a mug. Peace!!! ❤
B Dizzy , what was the address? I want one too
@B Dizzy
Roger that, my friend. Hell, I've wasted $20 for no good reason and with nothing to show for it. This, small though it may be, will likely save one of these furloughed folks $20 and that's worth it at any price.
Jose Andrés! 👏🏽😊💕 Beautiful human. Beautiful spirit. Beautiful soul.
Suppoert Andrés and buy the Mugs, multiple and hand them out to you friends.
An immigrant !
Love it how positive energy will find the way to do good for others....thanks Stephen and all good humans who have a heart to help , making up what trumpi does wrong to this hurt country and its people.....good job
Stephen, hurry up and RUN ALREADY; WE NEED YOU!!!!!
Then he can't use Secret Service to travel to Mar-A-Lago and NJ to golf. Who wants to work for nothing to watch him play golf with taxpayer funding?
And I'm sure the government is still paying him top rates to use his own golf course, and still paying him for the Secret Service men's hotel rooms, while the men themselves aren't being paid.
I am so happy he's back. One of my favorite things to do when I get off work is watch Stephen. I missed you bro.
He does give me a little smile in these trying times.
"Drive through brothel!" You're killing me, Stephen!
2:15 -- Wow, Jon was so quick, he even got Stephen's grabbing an imaginary prop with a little piano riff. Catching the end of such a skit is good, but catching the start. Well done.
Yes, while later that day he sent his wife and son to leisure in Florida on a similar plane, wasn't too worried about that.
Ikr?
His wife and son don't have a government shutdown to negotiate...
@@TheEggroll4321 But the security issues are still present.
Egg Roll321 They should have flown commercial.
@@laurent1144 No because he canceled her trip anyway. no trip no security issue
The rest of the world is looking in like 🤔🤣😢😱🤮-from a
Canadian.
it's a real farce innit'
Nightingale Bou Meanwhile gonna head out in -20 to get a beaver tale on the Canal.
We are as well. The problem is that the invisible wall blocks our vomit, snot, and tears from going anywhere else.
Source: a numb American who didn’t vote for this motherfucking idiot.
Edit: I changed "the" on "vomit" to "our." I think he's using our bodily fluids of grief as the base for the "special sauces" he coats his cheeseburgers in.
@@curlinsquatraq9818 yes we are
.
Ordering my mug now.
Simple solution, agree to build the much needed wall,shut up that useless hose bag ,get all your back pay, which they will, problem solved
Btw who is raking the woods during this shutdown?
Anyone whos worried about it is free to volunteer
@@getchasome6230 well, forest fires so yeah, something to worry about.
When a comedy personality is doing more for the country than the president. I'm ashamed of you USA. Keep doing great things everyone in The Late Show.
We're ashamed of us, too. Sorry.
I just bought a mug!
i want one too!
Me too!
@ Keith... make sure you take a mugshot of your mug, you can use it for an avatar
@Dak Lamerbusch ... so ask your doctor if Covfefe is right for you
We need more coffee mugs. I'm thinking "I'll get back to work when my government gets back to work" "Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise on how to pay the rent when I'm not getting payed" "When I bought this coffee mug, I forgot that I couldn't afford to buy coffee because the government is shutdown"
Leave more genius, inspirational, government shutdown coffee mugs in down below!
Please stop calling it "the Government Shutdown". It is "the Trump Shutdown". Language matters.
Or the McConnell Shutdown
@@telectronix1368 Why not spread the love: The Trump-McConnell Shutdown sounds good to me.
@@simongiles9749 #TrumpMcConnellShutdown
Trump's the government. A whole branch.
@@simongiles9749 There's enough room on twitter for both names, I'm sure. :-)
Bake sale for our public schools, mug sale for our government. Amurica ladies and gentlemen.
Just ordered my mug! Thank you for helping those in need!
We'll be landing slightly ahead of schedule....lol
Strike him with a lifelong jail sentence please.
A jail cell at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is anxiously waiting for him and I can't wait. It's sad that our commander in chief does not know how to spell the word country. This is worse than not being able to spell hamburger.
First you'll have to create a justice system in which wealthy people can get punished at all.
@@momon969 Yes. Wealthy white males own the corrupt system. Surprisingly, it usually works in their favor. When they are found guilty, no jail time. Just pay money. 😡
@@RCmack I was hoping for Guantanamo, but any cell will do. As long as they get the entire Trump-Kushner crime family.
@@momon969 Now I think the incent to jail him is somewhat at 4 Bernie Madoffs... so he should be far above the rich-person-threshold...
Playing music on the intercom reminds me of a scene from THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION when Andy plays Opera over the PA system.
Red: I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about.Truth is, I don’t want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I’d like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can’t expressed in words, and it makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a great place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
Beautiful.
The only thing that strikes a nerve is people thinking Stephen Colbert is funny.
Great opening! Always makes me laugh first thing in the morning, even during these really trumpy times! 💖💖
"I've got to get to my second job at Dollar Tree"
Too real, Stephen, too real...
I am buying the mug. Great idea
And you will will get your money's worth. I'm happy to know when I get my cup, I'll be helping a government person not being paid to be able to eat a free meal.
I'd love to get it but the shipping fee is ridiculous. I'd have to pay about 50$ for mug+fee. That's almost 4 mugs in worth :(
Nice shout out for Megabus!
Ordered my mug today. 🇺🇸☕
Ha! Jetblue flight attendant here. Love it!
Be safe and nice during the flying trips.
Peace.
Agreed!!!
Happy trails hon!
I'm only nice in my uniform. :-P
The walls are closing in on Trump, oh irony
BdR76 I hope they squash him like a grape.... His family, too.
"The walls are closing in on Trump" Really? Last time I checked Pelosi was in a van going circles so that the press doesn't catch her after being denied flight by the government she's shutting down lmao
Ya 😕 You keep believing that. You're about as bright as a wall.You sheeple should be herded into a pen and put down.
Colbert put his fake phone back in his suit pocket. Hahaha
Omg I want that mug, it's the perfect gift. I'm surprised it wasn't a thing before.
In other news, this is the latest tweet from KGB: "we are officially tired of all the winning!"
Just ordered two mugs. Happy to help 😊
Money well spent! Just don't spend any on Brian Kolfage's Go Fund Me wall fund, or you will be scammed.
The "I'll have the #1" joke at the drive through brothel was pure gold(en shower).
Great content as always. Hilarious.
I love my countrty but hate our presidentet
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❣
@@mondoshredder5783 lol
@@mondoshredder5783 You beat me to it! Lol
Well, he _is_ a right cnunt.
All Americans need to pick one or the other right now
Just bought my coffee mug. Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show for everything that you do.
It's smart to donate for a worthy cause and not to Brian Kolfage's Go Fund Me for the wall fund. It's a scam and for some reason, numerous gullible folks are still throwing their money away on it. My donation for my Don't Even Talk to Me Until I've Had My Paycheck cup will soon be coming.
Can't wait to find those mugs at Goodwill!
Stephen Colbert tells it like it is!!!
missed opportunity to make a pee joke with the drivethru bit.
"I'll have a number one...and give her a large coke"
You realise what a 'number one' *is* there, right?
+Iain MacLennan i actually couldnt read it on my tiny phone screen but now im guessing its a better pee joke than mine lol
2BuckChuck well it gave me a chuckle and besides. If he’s into number 2’s he may also be partial to a number 1 from time to time.
I did not get it until I read your comment. ................... BTW. russians give to trump number ONE and trump is giving us (to America) number TWO.
2BuckChuck that joke would’ve been solid gold
Congress needs to stop his family from flying around on government jets! Obviously if they want to fly commercial they can absolutely do that!
Trump controls the government jets. Yes I don't believe anyone with power to end this shutdown should go anywhere till it's done. I would go a step further and say lock them all in a room till they figure out a deal.
I know right
Doesn’t Trump has his own Airplane ✈️ now she could use that ??
J Schultz
That’s the $$ he can use for a damn wall. He got like 1.6b n they ain’t seen no accountability for that. My God this ppl out of work n watch how it’s gonna trickle down to other places!!! Gheesh them damn republicans can be bought for a #OrangeMushroom up they butts
Thank you for the mug and donating proceeds.
Stephen your a genius
I’ll get a few mugs for my underpaid and overworked high school teachers
A much smarter idea than donating money to Brain Kolfage's Go Fund Me fund for the wall, which is a total scam. By donating for the mugs, at least you know your money will be going to good use.
I've already bought his "who's boat is this boat" now I'm going for that mug. I love Steven Colbert's work.
The Jalalabad La Quinta Inn has complimentary grenades in every room
The TSA now officially rules, why weren't they doing that before?!
I hope those guys are blasting Rihanna's "...Better Have My Money" over the loudspeakers
TSA I understand, You do you boo.
3:45 "I'll have the number one" hahahahahahaha
That's one smart double entendre. Respect.
The WCK came to Wilmington NC after the hurricane and fed us. Least I can do is pay it forward and buy a mug. This nonsense needs to stop
Trump to secret service:
"Look, I know it's hard on you guys, okay. But I heard that the Roman emperor Caligula once went 3 months without paying the praetorian guards and that worked out good for everybody!"
Yes it did, mister president.
Especially his uncle Claudius!
It works on so many levels. Caligula put a horse on the senate, Trump put a horse's ass in the Supreme Court...
daniel job the great thing about is joke is that we will understand it but drumpf won’t.
@@Trismegustis Well he is a _stable_ genius.
Trump probably has Auto Correct turned off, because he doesn't like being told he's wrong. "No! My spelling is trememndous! No one can Spell better than me! I've have unbelebable Words!"
The Masked Heel yes!
If so, then Trump has a very big and sick ego! Time for him to go to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary for life! Mitch The Turtle, Elaine Chao, Michael Cohen and other top political figures may be joining him at Leavenworth.
Now that you've mentioned it, that is truly possible.
Of course... Trump has "the best words" Covfefe.
Last night I dreamt that I had dinner with Stephen Colbert. It was so fun. Great guy, Stephen.
"No, stupid phone."😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Colbert takes the props and turns them into fundraisers.
The TSA need to blast that rap music at the White House so they can get paid...eventually.
Just shut twitter down and all your problems are solved . Why dose twitter not shut his account with all the hate . Twitter is profiting from all this.We should boycott Twitter .
Nah, be like a telltale game "Shaukat Ali will remember that"
Does trumps family still have security?
That's an amazing idea if they shut him down he would freak the hell out!!! Haha and he would deserve it with all the hate and lies hes spewing!!
Surprised Twitter hasn’t blocked his nonsense yet tbh
"No Countrty For Orange Men : The Donald Goes to Russia"
And biden to the ukraine
3:50 "... does it come with Golden Shower?"
It's a shame that a late night tv host is doing more to help the American people's than the actual president.
Trump is making intentional errors to use dementia as an out from serving time. He knows if he doesn’t win 2020 he will be indicted as a regular citizen both federal and state. His Father died from ALzheimers and the truth is he probably really does have pre Alzheimers dementia although most of his crimes could most likely, be attributed solely to malignant narcissism and white male entitlement syndrome.
Your so blind ,he is a deep State puppet , hes a wuss that will never joke about Hillary when there is plenty to go on . His show is no longer about comedy ,it's a Trump bashing fest .
1st yep, it's comedy, it's widely and internationaly embraced comedy 2nd he didn't ran out of content else the show wouldn't have existed before Trump was president which it actually did. 3rd If Trump wouldn't do so much stupid bs Colbert wouldn't have so much content on him but he's just constantly spreading bs and if Hillary would have been elected he would have joked about her too probably but she wasn't and it's good like that.
It's not like nobody is capable of getting those clues. 1st one is obvious 2nd one too, needs about 4 clicks to find out manually and the 3rd one is by far the most obvious
@@rachaelsman2 Wonder why? 😆😆😆
“It’s getting ugly, and it was never a beauty queen.” I’m dying!
A drive thru brothel.... Can you imagine 😂😂💀
GOD Bless Steve Colbert and this show. They have done so much for people who are struggling.
If Trump doesn't understand what he is doing, it would be a lesson to him if Mrs Pelosi puts Trump's traveling schedules on the news.
Can you imagine how the Republicans would have shrieked if Obama did such a thing? It would have been impeachment for sure! They'd have screeched "TREASON!" louder than the Democrats are doing now. And come out to exercise their 2nd Amendment "rights" on him.
She won't fall that low though. She's smart enough not to take such obvious bait.
Yeah, all those old people in Florida will come after him with their canes and motorized wheelchairs.
Words not normally associated with bus travel - except when in conjunction with “ravine”!
Shout out to Dollar tree $$$$