"There's something magical about pursuing something you're really passionate about, but not actually doing it, staying inside, and not getting out of your comfort zone at all" So basically the Sims then
3:30 Botox. Hollywood. Prison Breaks. Divorces. Long ago, the elements of Kevin's terrible life lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Cowboys attacked.
Although his cult skills were great, he has a lot of people to imprison before he can save anyone. But I believe Jim Pickens can save Kevin's terrible life.
11:11 actually, puppeteer here. Sorry Kevin, you can’t see the wrist of a puppeteer because there is a sleeve coming out of the puppet called an arm sock that covers your whole forearm. It is more likely, however, that your head goes too high accidentally and becomes visible on screen. This has been your puppetry fact, you may continue scrolling.
That's a really awesome fact! I own a fluffy green 'oscar-esque' puppet handed down to me by a close friend. Even has arm sleeves and gloves for articulation.
I remember when I actually tried, was a millionaire, had been at the top of the engineering career, big family etc. Then my guy wouldn’t die. At fecking 118 years old he got falsely accused of murder, which sent him to prison and drained all his money. He then died at 121 yeas old. Unsuccessful, jailbird, poor, etc. *Wtf rng gods!!*
In my BitLife gameplay I've played through 4 generations of Pickens. Jim Pickens, Second Pickens, Jim Pickens Jr. and Jim Pickens the IVth. Amazing experience. 10/10 would kill my wife and abandon all my children again.
Jallalabad is the base I was stationed at during operation enduring freedom...wow. It's basically an old airport with a shot down russian jet they worship.
I love how Kevin’s struggling to get famous and I accidentally got famous by making my character a writer for a magazine... then my wife got kidnapped...
Here's to Oscar Nominee, the gay orphan Afghan boy who has a dream to be a Hollywood actor, emigrated to Canada to study dance, but ended up working as a porn set janitor and later a puppeteer. RIP.
. . .you know what? Oscar Nominee may have never truly achieved his lifelong dream of being an actor, but. The guy dated Jim Pickens, got engaged to him, then broke it off because Jim wouldn't sign a prenup and had no money. . .and he WASN'T IMMEDIATELY MURDERED. Frankly, that is a BETTER accomplishment than becoming an actor. *slow claps him*
After filming this episode, Kevin felt depressed as he realised that his dream life was not what he wanted. We all believe this was the work of Jim Pickens. Day 350 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
After this, i just want yer man to play a game with stunning graphics. Or VR. So he can do more of that hilarious vr pointing to make a point thing again.
It’s interesting to see what it feels like for every other Sim who has to deal with Jim. This is how the other half lives, dodging Jim Pickens calls and praying they don’t get murdered because of it
The ad I got for this video was for windshield repair. It began with the line "You never know where you'll be when your windshield gets chipped or cracked..." and Kevin's face grinning in the thumbnail in the corner. I somehow feel this is too coincidental...
"There's something magical about wanting to peruse something you're really passionate about, but not actually doing it, staying inside and not leaving your comfort zone whatsoever" - Kevin 2020
I've always wondered why no one has offered Kevin a voice-acting position. His cowboy voice seems really spot-on, and he can convey emotions (mostly anger, annoyance, humor, and the occasional self-deprecation) quite well.
As a lesbian I can confirm that the year you realise you’re gay, that’s all you’re gonna think about for the rest of the year. It was the gayest year of my life and it was great.
Life’s been feeling really hard lately and I’m feeling so stressed out. But I saw your video and it really helped make me laugh. Thanks Kevin for making such fun videos:’) they really do help me get through tough times
Thank you Kevin, I've always been a big fan of your videos and "watch them all the time" like app nana. Anyway, I've been having a real bad day and watching you has made me laugh and smile (like I always do because you are great). You managed to make me smile in a bad time, so thank you. Big fan :)
Hey Kevin, i've been sick and stuck in bed since Wednesday. But waiting to watch your videos every day always gives me something to look forward to. Thanks for posting such great content every day. 💖
“Hey Kevin is Oscar available to talk” now that’s a really good inside joke only people who have watched all of his sims videos will get it and why it’s so funny
Love your channel Kevin, I'm so glad to see you where you are because you are so funny, you helped me through being bullied, so thanks for all the laughs.
"Things are getting hot with Jim Pickens, and you're thinking about safe sex"
Not a sentence I thought I'd hear today but alright
But it was one we deserved
Am I hallucinating or did my comment just get hearted i--
@@husband-of-chinggis you're hallucinating my friend guy
@@Christian-oi7sd ah feck, I knew it was a bad idea to take this much cocaine
Really? That’s a thought that comes into my mind almost every day
I would imagine every character's life in a game Kevin plays is a nightmare
Maybe
Also, report axxl
Every character except the chosen ones. Then again, everyone around them is tortured still.
I can say, firsthand, that this is true
Very true
"There's something magical about pursuing something you're really passionate about, but not actually doing it, staying inside, and not getting out of your comfort zone at all"
So basically the Sims then
and that is why its such a successful game. minecraft aswell 😂
That's kinda deep, tbh
Can relate
@@atmywhitson unrelated but I love your username.
so me then
First name: first name
Last name: second name
First Name Pickens
Last name: Jim
this sounds like a fuckin BOP
Second one Pickens
Hotel: Trivago
Kevin: any acting jobs available
BitLife:sorry there’s nun left
Hey bud, how's it going?
Bruh
The REAL person! Pretty great finally made a new video that I’m about to upload
@@colbyjackcheese4964 sweet! What's it going be about?
The REAL person! I just uploaded it go check it out
"A nun offers you ketamine"
That's why I hate video games, they appeal to the male fantasy
i see your comments so often and they always make me cackle jdsjgshd
Finn! I didn’t find your comment yesterday, man. So hey x2
Search partiboi69 ketamine dreams
I'd like this but it's at 666 likes.
we do be sharing the same name doe
3:30
Botox. Hollywood. Prison Breaks. Divorces.
Long ago, the elements of Kevin's terrible life lived in harmony.
Then, everything changed when the Cowboys attacked.
Only Jim Pickens, leader of the cult, could stop them.
But when Kevin needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred bunions have passed and the Cowboys are nearing their victory in the war.
Although his cult skills were great, he has a lot of people to imprison before he can save anyone. But I believe Jim Pickens can save Kevin's terrible life.
18 naked cowboys in the showers attacked
"I get a lot of money and suddenly Jim wants to date me"
Yeah, thats how he makes his living....
And your dying.
11:11 actually, puppeteer here. Sorry Kevin, you can’t see the wrist of a puppeteer because there is a sleeve coming out of the puppet called an arm sock that covers your whole forearm. It is more likely, however, that your head goes too high accidentally and becomes visible on screen. This has been your puppetry fact, you may continue scrolling.
That's a really awesome fact! I own a fluffy green 'oscar-esque' puppet handed down to me by a close friend. Even has arm sleeves and gloves for articulation.
I like how Jim Pickens was perfectly in character.
“‘I am homosexual’ and then call it a year” if I were a character in bitlife that would be me
Same lol
GAAAAAAAAY!!!!
somehow i dont think announcing that you're gay in fucking AFGHANISTAN is a good idea
@@Zephyr01 gotta spice up life 😏
@@Zephyr01 gotta live life on the edge
We’ve finally reached the point in the lore where Jim is actively trying to seduce Kevin through the medium of video games.
I remember when I actually tried, was a millionaire, had been at the top of the engineering career, big family etc.
Then my guy wouldn’t die. At fecking 118 years old he got falsely accused of murder, which sent him to prison and drained all his money. He then died at 121 yeas old.
Unsuccessful, jailbird, poor, etc.
*Wtf rng gods!!*
My best life was becoming a pornstar and posting to social media until I became famous, millionaire etc. Literally the best job 😂
In one life I died of cancer at 6
@@patrickkennedy7972 That's so sad
Patrick Kennedy Oof
LMFAO
BitLife: let’s give options for a reasonable name
Kevin: “Feck” “first name second name” “shit” “Oscar nominee”
don't forget "Famous Actor"
I love how kevin is his own laugh track after every joke he makes. That's big brain right there. Ol' chap 🎻🗿
Wow Kevin, you're so cool and brave!
The coolest. And the bravest.
The bravest and coolest
It says only one reply. But there's 2 (3 including me)
And handsome ;) pls date me Kevin pls pls I complimented you plsplsplsplspls I’m not desperate I’ll just do literally anything to get together
@@Kai-zz3no SIMP
Once I had a dream where everything in my life was going wrong, but it turned out I was just a sim in Kevins Sims 4 game.
Nightmare*
@@skilledsquid965 Nah imagine being able to meet the dear leader, now that's a dream.
@@jayaniee true true
@@skilledsquid965 wallpaper
In my BitLife gameplay I've played through 4 generations of Pickens. Jim Pickens, Second Pickens, Jim Pickens Jr. and Jim Pickens the IVth. Amazing experience. 10/10 would kill my wife and abandon all my children again.
im just glad to see youve carried the Pickens name very well.
I did this too lmao
Salman Dear Leader, is it really you?!
@@charlieweasley2534 I wish but I'm not as mighty as our Dear Leader
"Only thing to note this year, 21 years I'm a homosexual."
I feel targeted😂
same here
That's gay though...
Bro, that’s kinda gay
Me too
I literally came out when I was 21 and did nothing else of use that year
I would be interested in seeing a bitlife character of Kev's showing up in the Sims 4...
Jallalabad is the base I was stationed at during operation enduring freedom...wow.
It's basically an old airport with a shot down russian jet they worship.
How was it?
That place actually sounds kind of cool to me actually
How many faces did you stamp on with your jackboots?
Jim pickens: “Hey kevin is Oscar Nominee available to talk?”
we need a callmekevin and a graystillplays collab to see who is truly the most chaotic
No. This planet wouldn't be able to handle the combined evilness of the two- it would just burst into flames spontaneously.
@@joannapietrzak8677 we won't know until we find out
bbadieu Add RT and we will have a murderous potluck of genocidal youtubers
I think the Let's Game it Out guy could be a great addition to this chaos
Yes i must see it before dying
The Bitlife thumbnails are my favourite because I love seeing what crazy, stupid and funny lines Kevin puts in them.
I love how Kevin’s struggling to get famous and I accidentally got famous by making my character a writer for a magazine... then my wife got kidnapped...
well, I accidentally became famous after being a reporter
Math I didn’t even know you could get famous , I hadn’t played in a few months 😂
"I'll take any position" - never thought that day would come in my life, but here we are
1:57 Ah yes. I've heard that Afghanistan was always big on anime...
Kevin:*makes character*
Character: idk what I've gotten into but damn am I scared
Day 26 of telling Kevi he's a beacon of light in this cold dark world and that he makes our life better by existing 💖💖
Tell him to do something like sing country roads except make a parody about Jim Pickens or something.
@@ineffabletryx6528 no u
Stella GS amen to this ❤️
I thought you said he was a BACON of light 🥓
@@noahregnhammare the most delicious bacon on earth 😩✨
He had a face only a mother could love, a mother with very poor eyesight who only ever saw her son in the dark.
Y'all ever just read the title and be like "I felt that."?
Yes.
The sims music really hit hard
I was wondering if anyone else noticed the music too. It’s the OG Sims 1 soundtrack.
“ohohoho no pufferfish, I know where that goes. especially with Jim Pickens lurking about.”
Here's to Oscar Nominee, the gay orphan Afghan boy who has a dream to be a Hollywood actor, emigrated to Canada to study dance, but ended up working as a porn set janitor and later a puppeteer. RIP.
. . .you know what? Oscar Nominee may have never truly achieved his lifelong dream of being an actor, but. The guy dated Jim Pickens, got engaged to him, then broke it off because Jim wouldn't sign a prenup and had no money. . .and he WASN'T IMMEDIATELY MURDERED. Frankly, that is a BETTER accomplishment than becoming an actor. *slow claps him*
Idk why this is the top comment on this video for me 4 years later but I'm not mad at it
This entire video was boosted by the fact Kevin almost got "Jim Pickens" by Jim Pickens.
"dIdnT exPecT thaT GLow uP"
After filming this episode, Kevin felt depressed as he realised that his dream life was not what he wanted.
We all believe this was the work of Jim Pickens.
Day 350 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
After this, i just want yer man to play a game with stunning graphics. Or VR. So he can do more of that hilarious vr pointing to make a point thing again.
Kevin please do this
You still doing this
It’s interesting to see what it feels like for every other Sim who has to deal with Jim. This is how the other half lives, dodging Jim Pickens calls and praying they don’t get murdered because of it
Kevin, with all honesty, and utter seriousness, you will be an amazing voice actor. Please try to pursue it.
Kevin: "I'll do *any* position!"
Me: Uhh... what?
Kevin: "Take that whatever way you want."
Me: *Also* a loaded statement. 😀
I was going to like your comment, but it's at 69 likes....nice
HAHAHAHAHAHA
“Things are getting hot with Jim Pickens”
*_those are famous last words_*
Fuck, Marry, Kill. Or how Jim spends an evening with someone.
"I was focusing up here, meanwhile down here was a trainwreck!" Lmfao feckin relatable. 😭😂👌
I’m scared for the people in this video, Kevin shouldn’t have this power..
The hardest decisions require the strongest wills
"what does it mean when your mother can't love it?"
it means me.
Bruh
L
not an epic gamer moment
F
The ad I got for this video was for windshield repair. It began with the line "You never know where you'll be when your windshield gets chipped or cracked..." and Kevin's face grinning in the thumbnail in the corner.
I somehow feel this is too coincidental...
"There's something magical about wanting to peruse something you're really passionate about, but not actually doing it, staying inside and not leaving your comfort zone whatsoever" - Kevin 2020
Seeing Kevin on the opposite side of Jim Pickens wrath seems to have made him finally realise what a monster he had created
Kevin: plays bitlife
Me: Ah shit, here we go again.
Its lovely. But I miss those vr super awkward finger snaps.
*Jim Pickens wants to join your family once you are rich*
After playing the sims for so long, HOW DOES THAT NOT CONCERN YOU
YOU KNOW HOW THIS ENDS
Life is nothing but an endless loop of pain
I love that we in Nova Scotia rarely get recognized and then Kevin emigrates here in BitLife, why do I feel so complete hahahaha ❤ 4:12
Me: *has homework due tonight*
Kevin: *Uploads*
Me: *Procrastination Intensifies*
"Please welcome Oscar nominee, Oscar Nominee!"
Being able to meet past lives is the happiest I've seen kevin
I've always wondered why no one has offered Kevin a voice-acting position. His cowboy voice seems really spot-on, and he can convey emotions (mostly anger, annoyance, humor, and the occasional self-deprecation) quite well.
i GASPED when timothy wiseau came on the screen, i literally just watched the room the other day
You should do this video again there is an update where you can because an actor and act in movies etc, it’s really fun.
“CURE MY BUNIONS”
*the chat feed in the very next scene* you said no to acid
I just had the option to “watch a call me kevin video” while playing this game right now.. they notice you
As a lesbian I can confirm that the year you realise you’re gay, that’s all you’re gonna think about for the rest of the year. It was the gayest year of my life and it was great.
As a gay guy, can also confirm
@@politickz6591 solidarity
Fuck well ive been feeling guilt pain on my body (also known as butterflies in the stomach) since i realized i was gay, will that last a whole year
That's pretty gay, keep it up! Be the gay you wish to see in the world
@@YourDad-dh6fj thanks Dad!
Life’s been feeling really hard lately and I’m feeling so stressed out. But I saw your video and it really helped make me laugh. Thanks Kevin for making such fun videos:’) they really do help me get through tough times
I feel like this is Kevin’s way to Rebell against jim Pickens who keeps him locked in his basement
YESS ANOTHER BIT LIFE VID!!
The sims 1 ost tho, i cant handle the nostalgia
Thank you Kevin, I've always been a big fan of your videos and "watch them all the time" like app nana. Anyway, I've been having a real bad day and watching you has made me laugh and smile (like I always do because you are great). You managed to make me smile in a bad time, so thank you. Big fan :)
Melanie Martinez: I never signed up for your drama club!
Kevin: WHERE IS THE DRAMA CLUB
It's weird to see a video in which Jim Pickens is an antagonist, he is always the villain, but usually a protagonist.
Kevin finally feels the fear of those that encounter Jim Pickens.
"Another facelift? How high are they gonna lift it?" Turg has entered the chat.
"There's an Anime Club..."
Not gonna lie, I had no clue that was actually a real thing until now.
I love these BitLife videos
Kevin: I'm going to be Oscar Nominee from...
Me, still vibing on the plague memes: Greenland's looking good this time of virus...I mean year
“Just to clarify. I don’t know what I’m doing here” you don’t need to tell us, we know 😂
The last time I was this early we followed Urp and not Jim Pickens
I like how Kevin was happy to just be nominated. He didn't feel the need to name himself winner.
I think pretty everything Kevin touches turns into a nightmare
Wow this is the most invested I've ever been in a Bitlife playthrough. Poor Oscar. So unfair. 😭
I agree, Tommy Wiseau is the perfect man-beast-thing.
I binge watch a lot of Kevivids and I often find myself wondering how one person can be so consistently funny all the time.
The beginning speech hits way too close to home, I feel attacked
0:11 “BITLIFE”
7:29 “I HAVE WEBS AND I’LL HURT YOU IN A MINUTE”
3:30 “witness” woody “trying to burn down a church”
HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING ON THAT SIDE OF JIM, KEVIN?!
Kevin just quoted The Godfather III aaaand I'm in love.
of course it does, you’re Kevin
3:47 I went from laughing from the joke to sadness from the song in 1 millisecond
Bitlife, or as Kevin calls it jobs I will never have
"I was average-looking for a year, and then it all went downhill!" Too real, bud.
Hey Kevin, i've been sick and stuck in bed since Wednesday. But waiting to watch your videos every day always gives me something to look forward to. Thanks for posting such great content every day. 💖
I hope you get better soon
@@startedllama8238 Oh lol I'm all better now, thank you! 😊
@@samwisegamgee1243 wow that was fast 🙃
@@startedllama8238 Lmao I think 11 months gave me a long enough time to heal up! 😂
@@samwisegamgee1243 😌
It was none of you business me burnin down that church
Kevin getting 'out of his comfort zone' whilst in his home, playing video games, being anti social as always.. hmm
13:16 A church once denied to baptize me. They said I "They just don't baptize anyone."
"I am homosexual" - Kevin, 2020
Kevin is literally the only youtuber to make me laugh so hard I can't breathe and my back starts hurting. He's so fucking funny.
I’m starting to think that Oscar Nominee is Jim’s boyfriend from the sims episode “but I ruin everyone’s life”
i've done nothing w my morning but watch all your bitlife videos n wouldn't you know it u post another one tysm my hero
“Hey Kevin is Oscar available to talk” now that’s a really good inside joke only people who have watched all of his sims videos will get it and why it’s so funny
You’re always welcome in Canada, Kevin
"You witness a cowboy trying to burn down a church"
Kevin: "In Afghanistan?!"
Love your channel Kevin, I'm so glad to see you where you are because you are so funny, you helped me through being bullied, so thanks for all the laughs.