I once had a Dutch roommate, he lived here with his dog. The Dutch command for a dog to sit down is "zit", but he pronounced it like "shit".... So whenever I took the dog for a walk and wanted the dog to sit down, I was like "Shiva, shit! Ja, Shiva, shit! So ist gut! Jaa!" People standing next to us at the traffic lights: 😳😳😳
This is all to accurate. You do a really good Dutch accent!! Everywhere in the world (except France) people love it when you try to speak their language. In the Netherlands everybody speaks English and is just like, 'Why bother? Why put yourself through this torment?'. Besides that, don't expect any of staff in restaurants and shops in Amsterdam to be able to speak any Dutch. English is the first language.
True. Most hotels in Amsterdam are run by staff that don't speak Dutch.
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I live in Holland for 11 years and till now, I did not dare to learn even one word... Actually, that was the very first thing I told myself...: "You are never gonna speak this language..." (Probably the only country in the world where you can apply this) Great stuff... Thanks for entertaining us..!
This is so true. The most funny experience I had was ordering a donut at mc donalds. I would repeat forever and ever, "mag ik een donut" untill the girl at the counter was like "ooooooh you want a DONÜT" pronouncing donut like super dutch with this dutch u sound, like she had never heard the english pronounciation of donut :***) (I have a bit of a german accent I have to say, but it always surprised me how dutch they pronounce english words, always with this ü sound, like drüm n bass, dübstep or even programms like final cüt, which in their language actually sounds like final cunt)
Dutch people get a lot of fame for their English. But it’s not really that great. Indeed they can’t distinguish donut or donut from your pronunciation and will only understand if you butcher the word. The U of Dutch-English makes a lot of people cringe, it sounds awful. It is just a lack of experience, not how people are supposed to pronounce it and most people in the Netherlands know it. We call this butchered pronunciation ‘steenkolenengels’, black coal English, probably how miners used to speak. Our prime minister is a great example of it.
This is so acurate! I'm going to show this in my Dutch as a second language class 😅 We are going to talk about ordering coffee and this is too great not to use 😂
Spot on. Im from Belgiu, and speak dutch, the same language basically... and this is how I get treated every day ... the only thing is I think you should be more angry... ty so much
Man this is sooooo funny 😂😂 Im a German with a few good dutch friends and I can somehow relate to this even though our languages are so close. But especially as a German I think dutch people make fun of you all the time 😂 my favorite so far was (in a dutch accent): Dutch: Hey Deutscher, du hast etwas verloren!! Me: ohhm okay .. was? Dutch: den Kriechhh (Krieg)!!! HAHAH!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 much love to all the Dutch people
😂 😂 you’re so spot on yeah we’d laugh about your accent but it’s not meant offensive. Of course we know we have an accent in English too so it’s all in good fun
What is that big egg in the background? Can I get it at IKEA? I once changed planes in Amsterdam, and they had this expensive piano kids were pounding on real loud, annoying the people about to board their flight to Madiera.
The sentence in Dutch that you spoke isn't bad at all but I do agree Amsterdam sucks as I am from there. Other places are way more nice like enschede less to do perhaps but the people here are so nice. I come there as my partner lives here and I still need to get used to it lol
OMG, I have the same story in Berlin. I moved here in June 2020. And I needed to buy scissors to cut the tiny papers of my last name and glue them to the bell and postbox. I went to the stationery store nearby and said to the seller with my mask on - "Ich brauche eine Schere". She didn't understand and I repeated. And then she goes "AAAaaa, SCHEEEEEERE" pronouncing the first "e" long. Of course, I bought the scissors, but it was my first embarrassing moment because of the language.
There is a difference between a cologn and a parfum a vast concentration difference of about 20% or more. Sorry not sorry, but yes the coffee system is horrid, but i must have it especially with stroopwafels, which is another word you can say with an accent and they laugh at you. It sucks, but its so good once they give you what you want
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As a German, hearing the Dutch language always makes me giggle! Kaffee verkehrt 😅
I once had a Dutch roommate, he lived here with his dog. The Dutch command for a dog to sit down is "zit", but he pronounced it like "shit".... So whenever I took the dog for a walk and wanted the dog to sit down, I was like "Shiva, shit! Ja, Shiva, shit! So ist gut! Jaa!"
People standing next to us at the traffic lights: 😳😳😳
@@Ciciolka nice one
Hahaha, well, I am Dutch, and ik think I know what you mean 🤣🤣
Laughed hard! Please keep those videos coming!
“It’s Makayta Perreh berfyuum” 😂 you’re amazing!!
Dutch sounds like a drunk english is trying to speak german✌🏻
a drunk english is trying to speak swiss german
It's soo mean and sooo true - it's only mean, beacause it's true - LOVE IT ❤
This is all to accurate. You do a really good Dutch accent!!
Everywhere in the world (except France) people love it when you try to speak their language. In the Netherlands everybody speaks English and is just like, 'Why bother? Why put yourself through this torment?'.
Besides that, don't expect any of staff in restaurants and shops in Amsterdam to be able to speak any Dutch. English is the first language.
I actually disagree, I'm dutch but I have troubles finding out what he tries to imitate. The bob name however is very accurate!
@@Snadero I'm talking about when he imitates the Dutch speaking English XD
True. Most hotels in Amsterdam are run by staff that don't speak Dutch.
I live in Holland for 11 years and till now, I did not dare to learn even one word... Actually, that was the very first thing I told myself...: "You are never gonna speak this language..."
(Probably the only country in the world where you can apply this)
Great stuff... Thanks for entertaining us..!
@@OprechtLetterlijkBizar I am.
It's one thing to be ignorant. It's another thing to show it in public and be proud of it.
This is so true. The most funny experience I had was ordering a donut at mc donalds. I would repeat forever and ever, "mag ik een donut" untill the girl at the counter was like "ooooooh you want a DONÜT" pronouncing donut like super dutch with this dutch u sound, like she had never heard the english pronounciation of donut :***) (I have a bit of a german accent I have to say, but it always surprised me how dutch they pronounce english words, always with this ü sound, like drüm n bass, dübstep or even programms like final cüt, which in their language actually sounds like final cunt)
Dutch people get a lot of fame for their English. But it’s not really that great. Indeed they can’t distinguish donut or donut from your pronunciation and will only understand if you butcher the word. The U of Dutch-English makes a lot of people cringe, it sounds awful. It is just a lack of experience, not how people are supposed to pronounce it and most people in the Netherlands know it. We call this butchered pronunciation ‘steenkolenengels’, black coal English, probably how miners used to speak. Our prime minister is a great example of it.
Something worse than German customer service ? I don’t believe it
This is so acurate! I'm going to show this in my Dutch as a second language class 😅 We are going to talk about ordering coffee and this is too great not to use 😂
This is so spot on!
Spot on.
Im from Belgiu, and speak dutch, the same language basically...
and this is how I get treated every day ...
the only thing is I think you should be more angry...
ty so much
That interests me… i love the belgium people an i am every year at Westende-Middelkerke.
Are flamish people more often to immigrants than netherlands?
Man this is sooooo funny 😂😂 Im a German with a few good dutch friends and I can somehow relate to this even though our languages are so close. But especially as a German I think dutch people make fun of you all the time 😂 my favorite so far was (in a dutch accent):
Dutch: Hey Deutscher, du hast etwas verloren!!
Me: ohhm okay .. was?
Dutch: den Kriechhh (Krieg)!!! HAHAH!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 much love to all the Dutch people
Dann musst du erwidern, dass wir die WM gewonnen haben 🤣
Ze Germans don't make fun they just judge you with silent scorn
Looooove it. You make me laugh hard
never mind the laugh he make me the operative work ;)
This is made more funny by the fact that he's saying "maar ik een koffie verkeerd" instead of "mag ik een koffie verkeerd".
😂 😂 you’re so spot on yeah we’d laugh about your accent but it’s not meant offensive. Of course we know we have an accent in English too so it’s all in good fun
YESS 1000000 TIMES YES TO THIS.
Hahaha loved it!
Sooo funny, made my day
perfectly accurate :-D
What is that big egg in the background? Can I get it at IKEA? I once changed planes in Amsterdam, and they had this expensive piano kids were pounding on real loud, annoying the people about to board their flight to Madiera.
I’m sorry, just seen this…….Thankyou ❤️ 😂😂😂
Brilliant
This is so true!!!!!
You're a genius haha
This dude is litterly a big reason why we voted Geert Wilders
Right 😂, He's a typical "relnicht". 🤣
Sooooo funny sooo true!!!!!
The sentence in Dutch that you spoke isn't bad at all but I do agree Amsterdam sucks as I am from there. Other places are way more nice like enschede less to do perhaps but the people here are so nice. I come there as my partner lives here and I still need to get used to it lol
So funny. Love it.
OMG, I have the same story in Berlin. I moved here in June 2020. And I needed to buy scissors to cut the tiny papers of my last name and glue them to the bell and postbox. I went to the stationery store nearby and said to the seller with my mask on - "Ich brauche eine Schere". She didn't understand and I repeated. And then she goes "AAAaaa, SCHEEEEEERE" pronouncing the first "e" long. Of course, I bought the scissors, but it was my first embarrassing moment because of the language.
LMAO Kind of my experience in Berlin with German also 🤷🏽♂️
Hence why I don't attempt saying anything in Dutch here...
Or when you speak Dutch with a perfect accent and they talk back to you in English......👀. Zelfs mensen die goed Nederlands spreken hebben moeite...
How do you know a person is Dutch??
Answer: They will tell you!!!
Like 500 times a day
There is a difference between a cologn and a parfum a vast concentration difference of about 20% or more. Sorry not sorry, but yes the coffee system is horrid, but i must have it especially with stroopwafels, which is another word you can say with an accent and they laugh at you. It sucks, but its so good once they give you what you want
KOFFIE VERKEEEERD
poor Bob..
Pushed like on second 5
lmaooo so accurate
Hahaha, I love how spiteful you are. Next time come visit Leiden, people are much nicer there!
Omg, I love you
I laughed so hard I farted.😎
yeah yeah try to order americano in paris)))) sorry parrrriiii. and there is no such thing like americano, just coffee noiiiirrrrrrrrrr
And they stole that from Vienna I guess, so it`s not even a dutch thing.
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I love u so much ❤️
You're a drama queen. With the emphasis on QUEEN.
First
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